MTV kike contacted me about being on the new Catfish spinoff

>>130882609
where did he get your number?
post the voicemail to voocaroo?

>>130882609
Give me a basic gestalt

>>130882609
this needs to be a standard response. Do not sell out /pol/acks

>>130882609
what the fuck why didnt i get a call yet?

>>130882609
QUICK RUNDOWN RIGHT NOW

>>130883641
I already did for a trip to jew york. gonna meet this girl there and bone her too.

>>130883715
OP sent his phone number to MTV, as did I.

>>130883783
about to lose wifi but I sent an email to them after seeing an ad on twitter just out of curiosity showing some of my trolling with screenshots. I talked to him on the phone, it's total horseshit. They give you 1k for "participation" basically selling out your whole life for a srtupid ass tv show filling up some kikes pocket

>>130884419
I feel like this would be a good opportunity for a meta-troll. IE, go through with doing the show, but troll the (((producers))) the entire time and ruin their attempts to create the episode.

>>130882609
yeah but that is how they are recruting people. Now they're just going to follow you. No self respecting troll would ever actually go on a show like that.

You've just been tagged and released, dumb shit

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/biz/ here, if that isn't bait, you are a fucking retard.

>>130884597
True but I don't want them to know who I am and possibly hold anything against me cuz I sent them some hardcore illegal trolling I did and can't have my life ruined. Show will suck because no REAL trolls will identify themselves

>>130884419
>showing some of my trolling with screenshots
Cringe.

>>130882609
>(((Schuyler)))
What a fucking kike, I'm gonna blow this nigger's phone up and tell him what a faggot kike he is and what kind of oven he belongs in and how many lampshades his fat fucking husk will make.

>>130884676
Lol they give you 1k

>>130882609
FUCKING JEWS!

FUCKING OVEN DODGERS!

>>130884726
>hardcore illegal trolling
end it m8

>>130884597

and then you're in court for the next 10 years desperately trying to reach an agreement for the ass pounding they'll relentlessly give you for breaking your contract.

Don't play stupid games with Jews who set the rules. It's a game you can't win.

>>130884623
Fake email, burner number. They don't know who I am

>>130882609
>catfish
>show us your penis?
Has potential

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>>130884726
>I sent them some hardcore illegal trolling I did

>>130884803
LOL. I got news stories on Fox News from doing turbo autism for 45 minutes. Almost had a guys life ruined, then the gaurdian went out to the guys house to clear everything up.

I also got my first twitter account banned after photoshopping ICE arresting mexicans at a polling place to try to keep illegals from trying to vote.

My fake hillary clinton twitter account is literally one of the center points behind the #draftoutdaughters article on snopes

I'm the one that found rick wilsons house the night he said the shit about anime.

Many more things that I wont list too

>>130883562
>gestalt
I fucking hate you faggots for this. I've seen a lot of shit. This shit, this proves you are retarded.

>>130885312
>I also got my first twitter account banned after photoshopping ICE arresting mexicans at a polling place to try to keep illegals from trying to vote.

top kek

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>>130884419

>emailed mtv your trolling resume

>>130882609
>>130884419
>>130884769
Ask them if they will take care of everything for you (they will say yes) Then agree to go. go get a wheelchair from a medical surplus store, act like you have some sort of spinal condition that wont allow you to walk properly. Demand them to give you suppositories, seeing as your bowls do not work properly. Just man up and let them put a pill in your ass on TV. Then just have a blast in new york

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>>130885435
It was a shit job. But Gavin mcinnes retweeted it and got big traction

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>>130885312
lmao you're a living legend

>>130883796
Beat you to it, gayboi

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>>130885356
>gestalt
Watch it, Reddit

good shit...trolling IRL ain't that hard, just gotta have balls, most people never suspect.

>>130885356
calm down faggot.

>>130884738
I don't know why I laughed so hard at this

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>>130885312
>I also got my first twitter account banned after photoshopping ICE arresting mexicans at a polling place to try to keep illegals from trying to vote.

I talked to the producer, I'm going to be on the show.

>>130885356
>getting mad at memes

I trolled some retard from cripplechan with a Normiebook page that had thousands of followers into sharing my shit before acting like a dick and pushing his buttons until he was visibly upset. I also LARPed as a DEUS VULT fag for like a year on a YouTube account and gained like 2k followers before acting like a total asshole and pissing people off again.

Where does this rate on the autism/troll spectrum?

>>130886344
le greentext may may

>>130885356
But anon
>nothingburger
Is so much worse

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>>130885831
>>130885435
I'm also the one that did this

>>130886272
fuck off back to plebbit, kike

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>>130886462
and this

I pretended to be crazy and went to a psychward for two years. The joke's on them lmao.

>>130883529
well now everyone has it

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>>130886522
DELET
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBXNa0ipFPQ

>>130886469
They did a direct deposit into my bank account. 5000 dollars.

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>>130885312

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>>130886368
From 0-trying to hard
I'd give it a solid
You're a faggot

>>130886462
>Poorly made photoshops and image macros can get you on tv now

What a timeline to be in

>>130886683
>did a direct deposit

You know how I know you're underage.

>>130886462
Did you intentionally leave 15 people out just to troll everyone?

>>130886585
ive heard its easier to get in then it is to get out

>>130886462

respect for this one

>>130886585
That's a deep-cover troll. Commendable.

I tried to do something similar when I graduated from law school by applying to be a law student fellowship with George Soros's Open Society Foundation, but sadly I wasn't chosen.

>>130885312

> king troll

>>130886412
>getting mad at memes

>>130886863
No, I was just mentally drained. Took me like 2 hours of just clicking dots on the screen and counting one by one as I clicked
>>130886872
Thanks mayne. If you have the screencap of the thread, that would be great for my resume

>>130882609
Did Mr shekelgrubber von kikenstein respond?

>>130885356
>gestalt
can I get a quick rundown on gestalt

>>130887063
Bloody hell, I was certain you used some program to count the dots after you placed them on each person's head. You got me beat either way. All I did in the last election was mail a few hundred Pepe prints to various lefties and never Trump kikes.

>>130886462
I TAKE BACK EVERYTHING BAD I EVER SAID ABOUT AUTISM

IT IS A SUPERPOWER

>>130887175
can I get a basic gestalt on quick rundowns

>>130887063

https://imgur.com/gallery/nUOVc#gDRzoiy

was this it? unfortunately it doesn't have more of the thread

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>>130887212
people thought I did. but you'll notice that I actually clicked dots that touch each other, so a program wouldn't work to count them.

kek, I remember you, that was funny as fuck

>>130887662
Did you at least break it up into quadrants?

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>>130886462
This level of autism is rarely achieved

>>130887645
>https://imgur.com/gallery/nUOVc#gDRzoiy
Yeah, that's not the whole thing. There was a good one that emphasized me counting click by click

I'm single-handedly responsible for the Bane meme on /tv/

>>130887744
Yeah, basically. Small portions. I would count out loud to 100 as I clicked. And when I hit 100 I would count each of my fingers as 100, then restart counting to 100 out loud again. Then when I hit 1000 I would put an object on my desk that would represent the 1000. Thats how I counted without losing track

>>130885312
I once rickrolled somebody.

>>130888459
Reported

>>130888107
REEEEEEEEE THAT'S MY METHOD STOP COPYING

>>130888823
lol, is it really??

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>>130888459

>>130888949
Yes but I don't use 100 I use 50's because they look nicer
Good work

>>130886590
Retard that is the other person's number. Why the fuck would your phone show you your own number????!!!! FUCK.

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>>130885312
Keep up the good work
Thank you for your service

>>130885312
why are you lying, i found Wilson's address and home number from his wife's Christmas party invitation on Instagram

>>130887063
>random generated number for saving pics from 4chan
>taking the credit from a saved image off 4chan when you supposedly have the original
gb2 leddit

>>130884676
1k is more than the average /biz/ user makes in a quarter

>>130884597
Yes. Catfish the producers of a show about catfishing. Would have been perfect.

>>130882609
Charge your fucking phone

>>130884832
Jews cant take what you dont have. What are they gonna do, take his tendies?

>>130889470
>randomly generated
howdy Reddit
also any non-retard uses anonymized filename settings in 4cx

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>>130882609
Well done anon.

>>130887645
>>130887868
If you get the post number you should be able to search for the thread in the archives. Or then do an image search within the archive for the first few times it was posted.

>>130886462
i was wondering what the autist behind that was! godspeed

>>130889434
Liar. I did first

>>130886683
Give me half and I'll go on in your place and shit the place up.

>>130884419
Give me the ad. I want to be on the show.

>>130889690
>we are in the 149s
>his pic is 147
>speaking for him
he got busted for lying like a faggot, and you got caught with your tongue in his ass

>>130885312
I got 6 dudes to put their dicks in shoes on omegle using manycam and a .gif of a 19 year old girl. I would then change the .gif to black guys laughing and would get called a nigget

>>130890025
Sauce, faggot.

>>130886590
Have you never used a phone?

>>130882609

what is the show about?

>>130882609

Washington Post quoted my Darren Wilson donation on their website and it caused a lot of Twitter butthurt.

>>130884419
>showing some of my trolling with screenshots
>screenshots
>trolling
fuck this gay earth

>>130886462
Wow. Thank you for your service. I'm dead serious, you deserve a medal.

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>>130889434
Well, many people found it that day. but I was the first. Many (you)s were deposited into my account

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>>130885312

legend

>>130884419
>on twitter just out of curiosity showing some of my trolling with screenshot

HOW FUCKING YOUNG IS THIS BOARD

I've had it with this place

>>130889741

yeah this is it https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/92539940/#92540390

>>130887063
Keep it up bro, hat tip to you

>>130890614

>No, i sat there clicking and counting outloud for about 45 minutes

>>130885312
FAKE NEWS go away shitposter

fake and absolutely gay

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>>130889470
This was the first one I made. No text, just image name

>>130886462
(you) are a legend. Stay anonymous, long may you troll

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>>130890823
not fake news. Heres the story that got on fox news

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>>130885312
Wtf i get an adrenalin rush just from getting a few (you)s. If i had your notoriety i'd have a heart attack.

>>130882609
>>130883839

Troll MTV, redpill their audience.

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>>130890493
>tfw you will never impregnate that woman and raise aryan children in fields of wheat and barley

JUST

>>130891539
(you)s keep me fueled more than money does, which is fucking sad, but true.

>>130886462
I bet

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>>130891647
Hey, calm down.

>>130891003
Man I remember the night you dropped this and everyone was losing their minds... Truly are a legend anon. Thanks for your service in the meme war

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>>130892238

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>>130892318
Thank you, anon, I appreciate the appreciation
;-;7

Have a free trump flag I made

>>130892476
I would have saved this in the past
Why Donny why ;_;

>>130887628
Can someone redpill me on quick rundown gestalts?

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>>130892577
I made a whole bunch of these kinds of flags. made like two threads taking requests

>>130882609
(((MTV))) can suck a dick. They pretend they have the moral high ground while they exploit the shit out of people.

If anyone talks to them at least get paid for it.

>>130892825
Kek

>>130884597

Feels like a good op for an extended long form Bel Air tbqh.

>>130882609
YOU DID GOOD Ma' Boy

>1k to expose yourself as a faggot infront of millions of people

I don't understand how people have no self worth

Have you seen those fat losers who expose themselves on Catfish and try to be epic for getting girls naked.
I would kill myself if I was made out to be a creep infront of millions SELF INCRIMINATED

>>130884676
>>130885663
>>130884769
>selling yourself to the degenerate kikes of ((((MTV)))))

Remember this case:

"Two teenage girls filed a lawsuit against cable music channel MTV, saying they were sprayed with excrement as they stood next to the stage during the taping of the aptly named Dude, This Sucks.

The suit, filed in Los Angeles Superior Court, is charging infliction of emotional distress, negligence, and battery over the incident, which took place last January at an MTV festival in Big Bear, a mountain community near the city.

Monique Garcia and Kelli Sloat, who were 13 at the time, said they were invited to stand near the stage during taping of the show and were given no warning that two men calling themselves the "Shower Rangers" would defecate on stage.

"We were having a good time until the second act of Dude, This Sucks went on," Garcia, a middle-school student in Big Bear, said at a press conference to announce the lawsuit. "All of a sudden I was smelling something disgusting, and I started to gag. I looked around at my friends. They were covered in something. As I looked down at myself, I realized that I was, too."

Gloria Allred, a prominent Los Angeles attorney representing the two girls, said Garcia and Sloat attended Dude, This Sucks, expecting to see a new MTV variety show, and were ushered next to the stage by staff members.

Allred said the girls, along with four friends, watched crew members cover camera equipment with plastic tarps before the Shower Rangers, who are not named in the lawsuit, took the stage."


Even Dr. Pierce talked about it.

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>>130891647
You'll remember me
When the west wind moves

>>130894491
LOL WHAT THE FUCKK!!!

MTV couldn't pay me enough to go on their show. I don't want to ruin what reputation I actually do have

>>130891539
mfw the (you)s start pouring in

>>130886747
Don't give up the dream anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deYQciNNC2U

>>130886462
you know people hate on autism, but without it we wouldn't have great things like this

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>>130885356

faggot detected

WE TRUMP NATION NOW!

>>130882609
Send them far away to meet you, like out in the middle of nowhere. Never show up.

Send them to a random door in the ghetto, preferably a known drug dealer.

>>130889494
underrated

>>130895992
No, send them across the street and film it

>>130894491

WEIMAR REPUBLIC HERE WE COME

I'm honored just to read this thread with several important trolls in it. Thanks everyone for your selfless service.

>>130882609
>exploit myself
It's so sad when people use words they don't understand and end up looking like fucking idiots.

>>130892651
Quick I need a slow walk up on redpill run down Gestalts

>>130884597
Nice try Shlomo

>>130882609
>become contestant(?) on show
>literally spend the whole season browsing /pol/ and chuckling sensibly
>????
>profit
Sounds like a sweet gig to me, senpai.

>>130898647
I believe it's similar to catfish that the trolls meet up with girls they trolled online

>And tragedy struck the set of upcoming MTV reality series Troll Nation when a white male, early 30s, unloaded two assault rifes, immediately killing much of the cast and crew. Authorities later named alt-right comedian, Samuel Hyde, as lead suspect.

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>>130885312

>>130885312
Doing God's work anon

>>130885356
Congratulations, you've just guaranteed that everyone that sees his post and your reply will more than likely use it at least once now that they know it invokes a reaction.

Maybe 400 people will see this thread. You've ensured at least 50 more gestalt posts.

>>130882609
Charge your phone ya douche

>>130885312
I remember 2016 too.

>>130891539

*ups your dosage so you OD*

>>130891539
Oops not another (you) anon

>>130882609
LMFAO
troll them

>>130886462
was this fueled with covfefe by any chance?

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>>130891003
Here's your badge

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>>130900052
I've got another badge for all the ones doing the FBI's job for them

>>130899875
>some of you guys are alt-right, don't go to kike shitshows tomorrow

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>>130885831

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>>130898049
>tfw bluepilled on gestalts and rundowns

I thought Pauly Shore was a real hoot on MTV when I was a babby so my dad rented Son in Law, Jury Duty, and In the Army Now (his fav) from Blockbuster on the weekends I visited him. Tfw much later learned my dad h8'd (((them))) as much as I do now, but thought Shore was okay, but more importantly he could tell the movies made me happy.

I could never watch modern MTV with my kids.

>>130891539
Have some more adrenaline anon

>>130885312
Thank you for your service

>>130891539
I hope my (You) is the one that makes you OD on adrenaline, faggot.