Pro tip: you can't.
80 year old Canadians talk like they grew up in the 1800s shitting in outhouses, living in log homes, not having shit like lights,indoor plumbing, central air/heating, cars and pretty much everything else America and Europe had in the early 1900s.
These dumb fucks in Canada, didn't even have high school. My 85 year old granddad went to school till grade 6 in a one room school house. Then his dad pulled him out of school to work the dirt farm.
ALL the high schools and jr high schools in my area are built in 1960 and on.
You can find Highschool Yearbooks from as early as the late 1800s in UK and America. Oldest in Canada is the 1960s
You people lived like pioneer retards until the 1960s.
You always brag about your "rich heritage" but NOTHING old exists to back it up.
No old appliances, no old advertising, no old factories, no old NOTHING.
Everything "old" in Canada is from the 1960s.
Then the government pumps these retards full of lies and make them think they live in a better and freer version of America, when they don't even have rights.
Embarrassing.
Fucking dead end loser nation of drooling dead beat retards.
>Darrrrr wee wuz fur traders and sheeeettttttt
>Want some french fries and gravy???
>DARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR CANADA GUD EH??
Fuck I hate you people and your dumb fuck country.
So embarrassed I'm half TRUE Canadian. They're such fucking scumbag rube hill billty trash who think they grew up on caviar and the finest shit.
Fucking losers..
THANK GOD MORE THAN HALF OF YOU FUCKS ARE DYING SOON
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>Sweden
>Germany
>France
>UK