Brit/pol/ - DUP edition

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First for Hayley.

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Absolute nonsense.

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>'REEEEEE you can't dock dog tails - nobody chops bits off humans for little reason'
Oy vey

>>130877199
>>Son of van hire firm owner held by police over "offensive" facebook posts
>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-40347813

What an absolute top lad. It's these people that keep me wanting to fight for this country. As well as our forefathers.

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Northern Ireland and New Zealand for some reason have a fight. Who wins and why?

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>>130877356
2nd for Hayley.

Matthew?

Are/lad/?

I think the DUP might be going out on a limb and trying to get as many concessions as possible. That's why his is going on so long.

Brit/pol/ posh knob lad currently on LBC
>>130877102

http://www.lbc.co.uk/london/radio/player/

Fucked it lads, got work in 3 hours.

>A FUCKING LEAF took away the world record for longest sniper kill in history from one of our boys

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>Thinking about getting a motorbike
>Go on /pol/ on a whim
>Last thread was discussing getting a motorbike
L A D S

Got a provisional, thinking about getting a shitty little 50cc then upgrading once I pass my CBT.

>>130877385
lel

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>>130877361
N O N S E N S E

>>130877458
They went ahead against Mexico today for a few minutes, was funny.

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>>130877356
>her tits

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Didn't even realise a new thread was made

>>130876608
I already do own a car and pay £6,000pa on insurance. I also want a project car but I can't just get rid of my daily for it.

>What's your budget for the car?
If insurance wasn't a factor then £40k unless I could find a decent nsx then I'd be willing to spend more or a gto to rice out and drivetrain swap but I'd never get insured so guess I'm going to have to settle for a rusted out shitbucket aw11.

>c2
Needs to be rwd, not a complete shitbox, defiently not a hatch unless it's the ae86 but good luck on getting scammed out of £10k trying to import an old shitbox from Japan.

>You're 17?
C'mon lad we're all 18+ here ;^)

>>130877589
You need a CBT to get a 50cc lad. So just go straight for a 125cc.

The more I learn about Hitler the more sad I get the story isn't told from his perspective. In my eyes he's literally the most passionate and inspirations figures in history. Unironically and not being edgy.

>>130877199

what happens if DUP decided to go back on the coalition? I assume it's past that point already, so what would have happened?

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>>130877589
Smeg off rimmer

Get a scooter

>>130877724
Can you get 125cc straight from driving license?

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why is wales so fucking based lads

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>>130877677
Not too big, not too small. Just right.

>>130877545
>http://www.lbc.co.uk/london/radio/player/

>Talking about dogs

What kind of fucking show is this? Cats are objectively better in every way.

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>LBC mexican standoff of 1-dog owner versus 2-dog owner vs 3-dog owner

MATTHEW LAD STOP DRIVING JAMES ABSOLUTELY POTTY

>>130877199
Is doing a politics degree a meme?

>FN: 13.2%
>AfD: 8%
>SD: 20%
>PVV: 13.1%
>FPÖ: 35.1%

>UKIP: 1.9%
The least white country in Europe and also the one with the lowest voteshare of anti-immigration parties. This country is fucked. Daily reminder that if you work, pay taxes and vote for pro-immigration parties then you are responsible for the decline of Britain.

>>130877937
It will stop you from being a neet for a few years

>>130877731
Make a point of reading literature that opposes him or is written by those who oppose him. Don't get sucked in to one point of view. The man is interesting and he did some good things but he is a dangerous man to fall in love with, so be careful.

>>130877787
You need a CBT (get the geared one), costs about £100 and takes a few hours, then you can get anything up to a 125cc.

>tfw got cut off

Thoughts lads?

Couldn't get all my points across I wanted.

>>130877787
Pretty sure you can, although if you can't then you can just do cbt, it's not even a test, it's just training, only takes a few hours and you can ride with L plates anywhere but the motorway.

https://www.gov.uk/ride-motorcycle-moped/overview

>>130877917
james is a sanctimonious bellend.

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>>130877199
Last interview with Rev. Ian Paisley, founder of DUP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXhwQ1nhl-s#t=36m19s

>>130877963
UKIP are pro immigration you mong

>>130877589
Be prepared for the eventuality of coming off or getting knocked off because it hurts more than you think it will. Always wear a decent hat and good leathers, even if it's hot or you feel a cunt. You can't buy new limbs.

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>>130877520
Think May doesn't want to give any concessions.

>>130878007
i think you did okay.

>>130877720
>Preuße trip name
>flag designed by a man that hated Prussianism and unified Germany
Really fires my neurons
>>130877199
The DUP opposes abortion. Dumbest political choice in Britain

>>130877999
Can do the CBT, Would I have to use L Plates with a full license?

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>>130877899
I fucking love cats, but you're simply wrong mate. Cats can't do anything besides pest control and minor tricks (if you can be arsed to train them), dogs can practically do jobs.

>>130878086
Good thing I couldn't be bothered to vote then

>>130878007
I didn't hear all of it, but it is difficult because they can just cut you off and cut you off without the listener even knowing which can be frustrating. I asked Nigel about civic nationalism once but he cut me off before I could press him on it.

They have total control over it, don't worry, I'm sure you did fine.

>>130878127
>t. albanian
really kicked in my vtec

>>130878124

Was about to reply
>Who do you think we are? We don't cut off the tails for fun, we care about and love the dogs, we're doing it for their benefit.

>>130877937
Education system as a whole is a meme. Drop out, be your own teacher and educate yourself properly and set up your own parameters for showing your credibility later in life. Instead of following a system designed to turn you into a hardworking nobody.

>>130877731
That would make a really good short story.
>I do everything because of those I love.
>I love my nation and all I want is to see her people prosper
>every single person should have a family and happiness
>I will dedicate my life to the country I fought for
>I will make the hard decisions, and I will bear the world on my shoulders for my people.
>I know I must work hard, but it is worth it to do so for the people I love. The work shall set me free.
>to do this I can only focus on one nation above all others and protect her at all costs
>I will focus only on one people, my own, who are like a family to me
>there can only be one leader, the country has seen too many failures.

>"Adolf", at a cinema near you

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>>130877589
CBT is a one day deal lad, you can't really pass or fail. Presuming you're over 17 you can hop right on the 125 will which serve you well, take a look at models like Yamaha YBR, Suzuki Marauder, Kawasaki Eliminator, try to avoid the Chinese imports as they're cheaper initially but a bugger to get serviced.

>>130878065
Do you have to post this in every thread?

>>130877361
NONCE SENSE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NesjvRihbEg

>>130878007
Bit daft going down the 'it's ok to dock pet dogs' route, but otherwise pretty good. You certainly didn't stoop to emotion and exasperation like that James nob did.

>>130877765

pls answer me someone

>>130878143
cats come from the middle east. dogs are the animal of the white man.

>>130877385
True, but why would you chop your dog's tail off in the first place?

>>130878403
Dogs originated in China

>>130878007
You put your point across in a manner that was too self-assured. You made good points, no doubt, but the way you expressed them cost you in this debate. You should've started out by sympathising with your opponents point of view, something like:
>he makes a good point, and in many cases it is completely unjust and downright dangerous. however there are a small set of circumstances where...... etc etc
This would help disarm your opponent and the audience and make them more receptive to your, arguably unpalatable, opinion.

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>>130877199
I enjoyed the Queens hat she wore during her speech.

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All this insurance talk fucking pissed me the fuck off

Why is insurance such a fucking meme here

>>130878338

I didn't say that though lad, I said it's a huge difference between pet dogs and working dogs.
>>130878468
Yea I would have done if it was just me and Darren, but I wanted to wind that bloke up as much as possible because he seemed like a twat.

>>130878531
Women get cheaper premiums anyway, why are you complaining?

>>130877765
First off, its not a coalition, they are doing a supply agreement, where they will vote for the budget and motions of confidence.

If there a vote of confidence and the DUP does not vote for it, and May doesn't get votes from some other source who doesn't want a election at the moment, there is a new election.

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>>130878007
Bretty enjoyable listen lad, good argument skills bringing that study to the table and pointing out the tiny sample of his anecdotal evidence.

Sit back lads and get extremely comfy, I've got some toast, shandy and some cheese and I'm up to #13: Praying Mantis.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjacUnmi2iY&list=PLBAEOsdxIbLPFEomzphaZQ0A5Vujkpjd8&index=41

>>130878039
James was a cunt

>>130878007
I think you did alright lad. You made the main point and it's obvious you know what you're talking about. I hate how they cut people off and that James chap just came across as a bellent

>>130878130
A CBT isn't a full license. A car license and a bike license are not related at all despite being on the same card, one doesn't assist the other.

For a motorbike you do the CBT, then Mod 1 and Mod 2. This page explains the boundaries for bikes

https://www.gov.uk/ride-motorcycle-moped/bike-categories-ages-and-licence-requirements

>>130878562
>he seemed like a twat.
He really did and you did a damn fine job at pissing him off, so bloody well done there. Marvellous job chap.

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I swear this is the reason as to why ancaps exist, they feel as if they can't enjoy the roads at a reasonable price then no on should be able to enjoy the roads at all.

I feel as if I'm starting to agree.

>>130878594
You're an ex-pat right?

>>130877937
Depends. If it's from Oxbridge you could end up running the country. If it's from anywhere else it's probably only useful if you want it to go into teaching it.

>>130878454
Docking a tail is much safer then amputation.

Working breeds would get tails docked so their tails would not get injured, require a amputation, and then the doggo dies.

>>130878710
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fibDNwF8bjs

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>>130878639
Wish I could ride this badboy through an insurance company building while shooting another one down that's miles away

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZNZCTNGtlI

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>>130878454
In highly excited hunting dogs, it can pose a real threat of injury as they run through bushes
>>130878403
Plenty of early cat stocks used our own native wildcat genetics to become what they are today. They're hardly middle-eastern.

>>130878804
I remeber seeing that kek

haaha english people paying us more money now. feels good knowing your old people are cold and starving, and you are working hard to pay us loads o money. they recently built a new hospital near where i live, its great knowing we r gonna get billions more to get more stuff.

mwah xx

>>130878594
thanks bro. I'm gonna need to start reading more books. Getting schooled by a yank on my own gobmint

>>130878312
BALTIMORA

>>130878232
what? Richard Kalergi who designed that flag wanted Germany to remain a bunch of separate entities.

SCOUSA

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>British law

>tfw based weeb tweeting in

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>>130878712
No, Married to a Northern Irish woman and my undergraduate degree was political science. So I understand the politics and wisely shut up about cultural stuff.

>>130878460
only because the chinks wanted variety in their diet.

>>130879067

haha oh fuck. this guy regrets it.

>>130879067
This is what happens when the fascists laws are used against them.

>>130879067
(((illegal opinions)))

>>130879067
>inb4 he gets put a cell block with muzzies and they shank him to death

>>130879067
GAHHHH ITS FUCKING REALLL

OQWDINwiodnqlj'wdbn

https://twitter.com/sussex_police/status/877110502350098432

QFPQWHDQWIHND'OBQF;KJBWEF;JEWBF

CUNT

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>Scottish People

>>130879085
Ah I've spoken to you before I think. In any event, well done on being one of a very select few Americans I've encountered of any real political savvy.

>>130879067

What did he actually tweet though, if it was something like "We need to kill all the muslims" then fair enough, a year seems pretty steep though. If it was just a offhand joke or legitimate criticism of Islam, then yea that's fucked.

>>130879327
Stop it with this divide and conquer nonsense, it's disgusting.

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>>130879067

>it's actually real

Oh lawd. The responses are decent though.

>>130879395
It sounds like a consistent pattern of "hate" over a protracted period.

Also another excellent reason to keep politics off of Facebook.

>>130878007

Did you record it - I missed it.

>>130879067
>Sussex
>Piercing
I suspect he's going to have a ball (or two) in prison.

Are Brighton faggots getting redpilled about Muslims?

I just love mrs May's look... she's got such a lovely face. I love seeing pics of her for some reason.. just love that woman!

>>130879623
Damn that's so true and insightful. We are so grateful to have had you enlighten us with your incredible American wisdom.

Now fuck off. Doors that way. Help yourself to a bag of brit/pol/ pork scratchings on your way out

I wish there was a board or someone who was as autistic about my car thing as I am.

>inb4 someone points me to the public transport board

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>>130879395
No it's not "fair enough". Unless you're so cucked that you don't believe in freedom of expression

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>PARTY ROCKING IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

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>>130878929
No worries mate.

https://pastebin.com/nhTNFfMC

Here a pastebin I made (Hope the number ids are the same, as I had to swtich computers) but read up on that as a start. Then if you have questions feel free to ask.
>>130879370
Thanks. I enjoy talking politics, and american politics is so poisoned that it hard to have a conversation about it.

Here's a link to the Sussex Police tweet story:

http://www.shorehamherald.co.uk/news/crime/shoreham-father-who-admitted-publishing-anti-muslim-facebook-posts-appears-in-court-1-8002203

>>130879748
Not owning a car in a nation as sparse as Britain/Russia is rather foolish. PT is a continental essential

>The posts made references to Muslims in ‘the most graphic and offensive terms’, Ms Nelson said, and included statements such as ‘what this country needs is a bomb a mosque day’ and ‘we must burn mosques to the ground’.

Source: http://www.shorehamherald.co.uk/news/crime/shoreham-father-who-admitted-publishing-anti-muslim-facebook-posts-appears-in-court-1-8002203

>>130879959
The fuck are you on about you albo?

>>130879556

That's right citizen, don't voice any dissenting opinion, keep it inside.

>He said he was a nationalist but not a member of the English Defence League, though Ms Nelson said he had posted videos of their rallies on his profile and said he had ‘sympathies if not support for’ their views.
Why the fuck is this even a problem? It's not like they are an illegal group.

>>130879067
Holy shit

>>130880038
Have you seen how huge in terms of natural green/frozen areas and weak in terms of railroad connections Britain/Russia are? You can drive for hours and not see a living soul. On top of that, not exploring your homeland and its wild areas is degenerate
>albo
Tarded much?

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>tfw finally find another hobby I enjoy except I'm really in the wrong country for it
Guess I'm going to have to go for this rusted out shitbucked and spend atleast £2,000 fixing up the body alone and end up killing myself trying to engine swap it since it''s rear engined.

Capri is too much work and the mx5 is a bit gay tbqh.

Won't get insured on anything that I like.

No other options really.

#suffering

#richkidfeels

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>>130880278
>albanians

>>130877199
>>Queen reported to police for not wearing seatbelt, Civil and criminal proceedings cannot be taken against the Queen in UK law.


who the fuck dobbed in her majesty, off with his head fucking snitch cunt

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>>130880299
>tfw post the wrong pic
we haven't had a breakdwon in a while tbqh

quite refreshing

>>130879825
Ohh, you're QAanon.

>american politics is so poisoned that it hard to have a conversation about it.
I'd argue that British politics is also fairly poisoned desu.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWEpET1eLOE

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>>130877199
Will the new internet and sharia law keep us safe, lads? Theresa May thinks it's best for all of us.

>>130880561
Go away with your divide and conquer poison.

>>130880385
Autistic much? I'm not an Albanian.

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if none of you are going to say it then I have to

>im in such a state im expecting neets and aspies who post at these times to know anything about cares

>>130879067
The worst bit of this tweet is how proud they sound for arresting someone who's had a bit too much to think

>>130880696
shut it you albo

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>>130880732
That sentence made very little sense.

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You know what's really, really nice?

Britpol with all the tripcunts filtered out.

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>>130880855
I meant cars*

>>130880732
If you are also posting now doesn't that mean you are aspire/neet too?

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What did he mean by this?

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>>130880488

This is where it's at for me: enough old technology to get your hands dirty. and a wonderful utility vehicle which isn't yet overpriced by the earlier VW campervans.

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>>130877765
>what happens if DUP decided to go back on the coalition?
Historically DUP usually votes with the Conservatives in Parliament, but they usually only turn up to votes that relate to Northern Ireland. May wants a comprehensive confidence and supply agreement is to ensure the DUP turn up to all Government votes (and vote its way) and doesn’t want any surprise tantrums. If the DUP and the Conservatives fail to reach an agreement, it means the Government whips will not only have to contend with Tory rebels every vote but must seek cross party support to get a majority every single vote.
Really the DUP are the least of the Governments worries, they could count on their support broadly* on their Brexit strategy. The Conservative Government want to go into this Parliamentary fight with all the DUP deals in the past and have their votes in the bag, so they can focus their fire in their own ranks. May’s problems are all in the back benches, the Conservatives are going to replay the Maastricht style civil war. Think of the DUP (+Sylvia Hermon) support like a buffer reducing the impact of Tory rebels. If the Government fail to get DUP votes in the bag, every vote is going to cost them dearly, every vote is going to cost them a pound of flesh.

>>130879747
What's the matter? Prolapsed again?
Congratulations on being a faggot and a cunt at the same time.

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>>130877786
Feed me all your smegs

>>130880663

Convert to islam and throw acid in her face cause she shouldn't be uncovered and talking to men that way.

>>130881045

*overpriced like

>>130880974
Have you not seen my last few posts?
>>130881045
>not wanting a drift missile to hit some sick skids and lose your license for doing it all on camera in one of the most surveilled cities in Britain
do you even want to make it?

>>130880488
Is that your actual car or a picture of the same model?

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>>130881206

I'm just tired. There's no point in arguing the same stuff over and over when there's always more new faggots flooding then you can inform.

How many times do I have to point out homosexuality and all the things it correlates with?

How many times do I have to argue the philosophical implications of abortion, and fight the Marxists constant redefining if words?

How many times will drug fags push their hobbies as "le redpilled" when what we really need is a better diet, exercise, and a actual life?

I deleted everything. All my links, epic maymay pics, and everything else and just lurk these days, or post empirical-less opinion posts, like this one.

If newfags don't start towing the indoctrinational line.... It will all be subverted, if not already.

>>130880492
>I'd argue that British politics is also fairly poisoned desu.
That is true, but in the US you can't even talk politics with other people. Trump derangement syndrome is in full impact

But anyways, yep, I am QAanon.

>>130881378

I already have one - pic related isn't mine though. Some enthusiasts put Suburu engines in these.

>>130881562
It's a picture of the project car I'm most like going to end up getting since like I said mx5's are a bit gay, capri is too much work, and I won't get insured on anything that I actually want.

>>130880732
I'm more into bikes but I'll entertain a conversation about cars. What do you want to know? Advice on a project car? Give me 5 must have bullet points, a price, a budget and I'll find you a few on ebay.

>>130881562
>>130881688
Read these >>130877720 >>130880299

>>130881622
>Trump derangement syndrome is in full impact
How much of a real issue is this? I know that groups exist that either hate him for the sake of hating him and groups exist that love him for the sake of loving him, but how much of the population do these groups envelop? Is there no significant portion of the population that is somewhat balanced and able to discuss politics without blatant idolatry?

>>130881111
Sorry ignore the Sylvia Hermon comment, I forgot she was a remainer.

>>130881785
I looked into getting a car once.

When I realised quite how long and sharp the insurance jew's claws were I backed away though.

>>130881378
Did you get the twingo yet?

>>130881926
I drive good ol' Land Rover Defender 130 and if you go with LR of older variety, you won't need no insurance

>>130879656
is there something wrong with you

>>130881785
I can't be arsed to eBay but what about something like a Triumph Spitfire?

If not then an old BMW is a good shout, they're not bad to work on and the parts are easy to get hold of. Something like an e30 could be made to look amazing. Same goes with similar aged Mercs, 500sl maybe?

>>130881725
>RWD
>Manual or able to be swapped to manual fairly easily
>Enough room to fit a decently sized engine (displacement entirely depends on car weight.)
>RHD obviously
>Not too rusted out and not a complete wreck, I want it to be drivable before I start working on it and I'm not interested in doing much bodywork so I'd prefer if it wasn't too rusty but it's not a deal breaker since I could pay someone else to do the bodywork if I like the car enough

About £40,000, could do a bit more if necessary.

Now here comes the hard, I need to be able to get insured on it, don't really care about how much it'll cost me but since I'm a, let's say younger driver then there's not a real chance of me getting insured on anything higher than group 30, possibly even lower than that.

>>130882175
Wrong. You won't need road tax but quite obviously it needs to be insured Adolf.

I CAN'T GET THIS FUCKING SONG OUT OF MY HEAD AND IT'S DRIVING ME CRAZYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETSl8gWsFZ0

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>>130882471

post slags

>>130882175
>public transport fag pretending he drives
is this /o/?

>>130882412
I responded here
>>130882412
All will be easily within budget. Rich tart.

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>>130881855
Basically, 20% of the population seriously thinks Trump rapes woman, kills illegals for fun, is a Russian stooge, and somehow stole the election.

They are in deep deep denial that they cannot understand how Trump won. In addition, the US right now is very geographically divided, and it a big country. The coastal vs. the South and Midwest is a very real thing. I have friends in NYC that know of no one who voted for Trump except for me, and I do not live in NYC.

I mean, I had people I know for years scream at me like "WHAT THE FUCK YOU VOTED FOR TRUMP??" and they assume I must be a secret KKK member.

Its stupid bad, and that the reason why the media and the democrats can't understand why Trump and republicans keep winning elections.

>>130882461
>it needs to be insured Adolf.
is it the British law?

>>130882544
I saw that thread on /gif/. I'm pretty sure I recognise her from another lesbian video from a while ago, a personal trainer and another woman.

Great stuff it was - i'll try to find it.

>>130882656

kek wtf

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>>130882544
God damn it Im on nofap

>>130881926
>When I realised quite how long and sharp the insurance jew's claws were I backed away though.
I didn't ;_;

t. paying £6,000pa insurance if none of you got it by now

it's literally throwing money away, I'll never fucking claim anyways.

fucking juden

>>130882582
Since when driving is some sort of an achievement? Indeed /pol/ attracts some truly deranged individuals

>>130882712
Found it!
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1f68f6a9c03611f3097e

>>130882544
VERY VERY GOOD
ONE POUND FISH

>>130882544
wifey on the right freaks me out and turns me off

am i gay now?

>>130882752
Yeah it's a pretty shit situation, if I ever won the lottery perhaps I could buy and pay insurance for a low end Toyota, it would just about cover it.

Closest thing to a car I have is my road bike, great amount of freedom from it, I can go 30+ miles away from home then back on it without too much bother, but the problem is that it is more of an exercise than a means of transport. And then you need to worry about locking it up somewhere.

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http://news.sky.com/story/no-brexit-deal-unacceptable-30-tory-mps-tell-number-10-10921780
How do you want your breggsit, scrambled or poached?

>>130882601
That's pretty bad desu. There's a bunch who behave in much the same but in favour of Trump - those who see him as some fucking messiah - so what sort of effect do they have on common political discussion? Or is their numbers not big enough to really make an impact?

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>>130882601
why'd did you vote trump?

hes a fucking retard

Who's ready for the Absolute Boy to become PM?

>>130878454
I always thought it was so sheep dogs wouldn't get their tail bit while herding but I'm just as lazy as you are and I'm not going to google that

>>130882601
>They are in deep deep denial that they cannot understand how Trump won
I know how the electoral college system works, I support Trump, I hope he succeeds, and I know how homogenised city voters can be, but to be fair, he didn't get more votes.

>>130882793
>https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1f68f6a9c03611f3097e

looks nothing like either of them you utter fuckhead

>>130882402
I could go for an e87 since the insurance wouldn't be too bad on it but it's a 5 door and a hatchback, could always get the 3 door though but I'm not sure how that'd slide. Not really a fan of the way it looks either. Relative used to own e46 and it was fun to throw around empty parking lots but it's not something I'd imagine to be a decent project car.

I feel as if me being such a jdm fag is getting the way since there's nothing wrong with a 3 series other than trying to not get raped on insurance.

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>>130882930

Sort yourself out, lad

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>>130883230
Yeah they do.

>>130879765
Come to your new home in America. Based Brits only.

>>130883270

I imagined you might be looking for something older than that. On a cursory look on ebay, the classic Mercedes seem to be somewhat cheaper than their BMW counterparts (depending on model).

>>130883040
I retard is better then someone who is so corrupt and has the media in her pocket so much that she would never be touched. My vote was anti-Clinton more then Pro-trump.

If I was voting for someone in the primaries I was a Kasich supporter.

40% of the voters felt that both Clinton and Trump where unqualified. 60% of those voted for Trump as at least he was not the same bullshit and everyone in power hated him, which made a lot of folks like him.

>>130883035
Most trump supporters are of a "quiet supporters" . More of a quiet nod to each other.

>>130882402
>>130883270
Had to go for a fag mid post.

As for the Triumph, it's not really the car for the job really, I'd need something that wouldn't be out of it's place when I take it up the highlands to throw about/drift the corners. Also it's a Triumph.

And believe me, I know how cringy it sounds everytime I mention drifting.

>>130882544
Braaaap

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>>130883040

re: your picture - thats terrible i used to love the art of mark brian ! it seems just living in comiefornia now will give you a mental disease


ffffffffffuuuuuuuu

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>>130882544
>>130882745
http://www.txxx.com/videos/1925497/british-bdsm-sub-pounded-and-dominated/

>>130883801

I can understand why you voted for Trump over Hillary desu and if I were in your position I would have done the exact same thing.

>>130883740
>I imagined you might be looking for something older than that
Well when I say project car I mean something I can throw a decently powerful engine in and slide and dick about in, I'm not looking to restore classics.

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Goodnight lads, get some sleep before that bloody Sun comes back up Britbros.

I'm going to try nofap

>>130880668
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyodeHtVvkA

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>>130884173
You should try nolie too

>>130883184
He had more votes if you exclude California, which no republicans even ran for statewide office and Trump did not run one ad or visited.

Popular vote really doesn't matter and they ran their campaigns accordingly. .

Note that Trump had more of the vote then BIll Clinton ever did. (Clinton won due to it being a 3 way election.)

>>130884111

Night lad

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>>130884173
>he fell for the meme
To be fair if you're posting/watching porn then it really is for the better, there's literally nothing wrong with masturbation, porn on the other hand.

>>130884223
BTFO

>>130884081

I'd be tempted to go German, probably not much more than 10 years old - should have a lot of life left in it.

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>>130884111

night

:)

>>130884069
Yep, Clinton is so bad she lost to a black man who was a senator for 2 years and Trump.

The woman is unelectable.

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>>130884111
night

>>130884471
>should have a lot of life left in it
Doesn't really matter to me since I do realise I'm most likely going to have to switch pretty much everything out since I'll get carried away with the engine swap because there's no replacement for displacement bro.

Like I said, my only options are mx5 na, mr2 aw11, and if I find it in me then a capri but I really doubt I'd be willing to do that much work.

>>130884530

And she's still thinking of going for a third term kek. I was a little surprised that she went for the nomination after losing to Obama, but the establishment must've thought she would be a very useful idiot.

>>130884254
Trump did visit California but it was during the primaries.

>>130883270
I've seen e46s drifting before and they look great. Just get a z3m because they're insane, probably shit for drifting but you'll look cool as fuck

>>130883898
Nah it's not really cringey, I just know fuck all about drifting so can't give much advice, sorry pham.

>>130884601

post more of this trap

>>130884667

Maybe a Merc or Beamer further down the line when the insurance comes down for you. The others you mentioned are pretty desirable anyway. Swapping out the engine sounds like a big job but doable if you have the skills or know someone who does.

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>>130884757
What'd you ride by the way? I did look into bikes but having to go through a1, a2 then full at 21 or waiting till 24 for full is a bit too fucking much, love the MV Agusta dragster though. If a motorcycle could be a tripfag, then the dragster would definitely be a Preuße.

>>130885188

I think it was another Anon who drives the bike - I have a Merc for business and my VWT25 camper for pleasure.

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>>130884757
I joke that like only Nixon could go to China, only Clinton could lose to Trump.

>Not sure if brits will get the Only Nixon part...if you don't, I will explain.
>>130884826
Thanks, stand corrected.

>>130884937

>>130884601
Good lord, he's hideous.

>>130885464

If you could explain the Nixon/China thing I'd appreciate that Ameribro.

>>130884937
uwoptm6

>>130885464

What a cute girl. I feel sad I don't have a girlfriend yet to cuddle with in bed.

:(

>>130884864

Convert to islam fast.

>>130885188
Not the person you asked, but the Agusta is the most uncomfortable bike I've ever sat on.

If money was no object I'd have pic related. BMW HP4.

Last bike I had was a zx7r, loved it but hated the gaudy green colour.

>>130885701

Oh that is a man. Disregard what I said please.

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>>130885723
Forgot pic

>>130877589

Rimmer you mong we went through this like 3 weeks ago

>>130885740
No, her name is hayley WIlliams

>>130885740

kek

>>130884877
>z3m
No one would ever insure me, even on a standard z3.
>>130885121
I know a guy who owns a garage so, besides recently I've been getting into cars on to an autistic degree, already know basic shit like and have done some of these, changing timing belts, spark plugs, oil, rims/wheels/tires, springs, bit of interior stuff like removing the steering wheel, dashboard and airbags, changing coolant, few other little things that I can't be arsed to list, I know it's nothing to brag about but just you wait till I do my first engine swap, you won't hear the end of it. Work on it shouldn't be a problem since my mate would let me use/borrow any of the tools although I'm might just have to force my pride and ego to accept the fact that I won't be able to do everything by myself and pay full price for some of the labour, I wonder if they'll let me work in if I do pay for some of the labour. Definitely not up for leaving my baby all alone.

Might also look into doing a course so there's less chance of me fucking up my car when I do work on it.

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Brits am I wrong for understanding the DUP is a great spanner in the works, from every angle?

>>130879067
this is fake right?

>>130879067
i hope his victims are okay

>>130885400
My bad, I'm tired.
>>130885723
>>130885789
You trying to say I'm uncomfortable?

Did you watch one too many hp4 smokes bugatti/lambo/whatever videos? Or was that the kawa h2r? Don't even remember.

>>130885584
There are two china's (Mainland China and Taiwan) Till 1972 the US recognized Taiwan as real china. So they even had China's UN seat.

Nixon, who no one could claim loved commies, was the only president who could politically go to mainland China and change that policy. Anyone else would be viewed as a commie.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nixon_goes_to_China

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Think I might head to bed soon, cheers for the comfy chat lads.

>>130886367
Fucking kill yourself faggot. I hope you never come back

>>130886049

That's an impressive list of what you can already do - way more than I can. I've thought about doing a course as well, but people have put me off saying it's all done on a computer now.

I definitely have the vehicle (VWT25) to be able to do some proper mechanical stuff, I just worry that I may make a mess of things kek.

>>130886324
I'm trying to say the Agusta feels like shit to sit on for anything more than about 20 miles.

I test rode the HP4 and it's the best bike I've ridden, just perfect in every way. Will get one in a few years when they're semi-affordable.

>>130886324

It's ok kek - fug the dawn is breaking. I haven't watched the sunrise with /pol/ in a while.

>>130886049
>know a guy who owns a garage so, besides recently I've been getting into cars on to an autistic degree, already know basic shit like and have done some of these, changing timing belts, spark plugs, oil, rims/wheels/tires, springs, bit of interior stuff like removing the steering wheel, dashboard and airbags, changing coolant, few other little things that I can't be arsed to list, I know it's nothing to brag about but just you wait till I do my first engine swap, you won't hear the end of it. Work on it shouldn't be a problem since my mate would let me use/borrow any of the tools although I'm might just have to force my pride and ego to accept the fact that I won't be able to do everything by myself and pay full price for some of the labour, I wonder if they'll let me work in if I do pay for some of the labour. Definitely not up for leaving my baby all al
Holy fuck we did all of this in high school. Literally had a friend bring in an International Harvester Truck from the 50's with a straight six and we pulled the motor out and rebuilt it.

What the fuck do Brits even do in primary school these days? Orgy porgie the whole time?

>>130886367

Me too - nice to see this side of you. Usually you seem to be having to put out fires with hostiles.

>>130886510
If you can follow instructions you can work on cars; especially on something like a t25. Take photos when you take shit apart and reverse the process. Have pots for screws etc so you don't lose anything. Do both of those things and you pretty much can't fuck anything up.

>>130886822
You have exactly 27 seconds to explain how to change coolant.

Go public transport fag.

>>130886892

Thanks - I appreciate that.

>>130886982
How many times do I have to tell britfags this Americans don't use coolants in our cars

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Night lads.

Godspeed.

>>130886877
Usually it just starts off with someone trying to get uppity then me getting cheeky and it ends with me turning Brit/pol/ into Preuße/pol/, just how it goes during the day, nighttimecomfyposting is best posting but I can't go to sleep during the day everyday.
>>130886510
You can find guides on how to do pretty much anything online, you could always buy a shitbox for £200/£300 to practice on.

I also wonder what doing a course is going to be like for different reasons though, wonder if I'll get kicked out.

Can you imagine me doing my usual tripfag routine in a course pretty much full of losers who aren't ever going to to earn more than £25k a year? No offence to any of you but you can imagine how much I'll be disliked after some cunt tries to get cheeky. It's all for the hobby though.

is big boobed non-crazy red head a thing ?

Should we scrap our nuclear weapons before Islam takes over and uses them to enforce a global caliphate?

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>>130887375
>I can do everything you said you can
>except the thing you asked
Right, nice try public transport fag, back to >>>/o/.

>>130880663
how does she think this will go over well? it looks like she is being a smug cunt about this thinking everyone will consider her a hero for saving them from freedom of speech

>>130887455

Willy up yer bum m8

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>>130887492
>Usually it just starts off with someone trying to get uppity then me getting cheeky and it ends with me turning Brit/pol/ into Preuße/pol/, just how it goes during the day, nighttimecomfyposting is best posting
That's because you use a trip you nonce. If you don't use a trip you blend in like the other britskins.

That's my advice to you. And I've been here since HWNDU and RWSS so I'm basically an oldfag

>>130882544
PHEW WHAT A SCORCHER

>>130887492

Kek - never change. Night Preube.

>>130887643

thanks lad (I think)

>>130887723
The blonde in this pic has an uncomfortably wide face

>>130886982
>how to change coolant.

If you didn't end up dumping about 6,000,000 liters of rad fluid onto someone elses lot, you're doing it wrong.

>>130882544

Gordon Bennett

>>130887814

You're welcome lad

nitey nite lad XxX

I hope the treasonous cunt who called the emergency line about Her Majesty is fined heavily for misuse of 999

>>130888564
He just wanted to make sure /are liz/ was safe

>>130889076
Bullshit he was probably a paddie or some other kind of revolutionary

>>130887375
>Americans don't use coolants in our cars
What mate?

We call it antifreeze but we use it.

Holy shit. They're sending the survivors to live in luxury? Nearly alongside wealthy whites? Oh, this is going to be a television show of some kind

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>>130889427

>giving yous to shitposters

>>130888564
What's this now?

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I am responsible for roughly 80 quid worth of fast food being delivered to the door of Alexander Gordon Jahans.

AMA.

>>130890346
What did you order?

>>130890346
How'd you find out his address?

>Rightly So !!sD6h8LgcbfU

>>130884173
If you fail, you're going to burn for all entirety in Hell.

>>130890152
>>>130888564
>What's this now?
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-leeds-40359502

Someone called the police because the Queen wasnt wearing a seat belt.

will corbyn win lads

>>130877199
So the Queen is immune to all laws?

>>130890346
>Jahans orders himself 80 quid worth of fast food
>Feels so good about it that he posts on 4chan about it

I know it's you, fat fuck

>>130895297
Hhhh

So lads, lets get to the real meat of the debate.

Which fish are going to come down in price when we get our waters back?

Pune is a fucking annoying piece of shit who always disrupts this board and diverts attention away from current events. FILTERED.

>>130898657
I hope we get our waters back, but will we?

>>130898936
If we don't the fishermen that voted out will paint the Thames red.

Reddit's reddit has a Tommy Robinson attack post

http://imgur.com/gallery/ui6U1

Those comments calling out the bullshit

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>>130899017

I'D LIKE TO SEE THEM TRY YOU FUCKING FASCIST!

>>130899278
>You will live to see Bob Geldof get beheaded by fishermen as John the Fisherman by Primus booms over the streets of London

It's a disgrace that our territorial fishing waters were even given away in the first place. What's the point in Norwegians catching our own fish for us and selling them back to us at a higher price. How could we let that happen?

>>130895297
>he missed the video

>>130900129
Tfw at least 60% of the factories on my industrial estate are fucking German.

>>130877199
did mummy may take the internet away yet?

>>130900313
[this comment is pending for approval by UK authorities]

It seems to me like it's a concerted effort across the board to stamp out the last remnants of British self sufficiency. We have been lulled to sleep by a flashing rectangle on the wall and placed under covert attack for the last 70 years.

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!

>>130900313
Yes

>>130900436
>>130900498
WHAT HAPPENED HERE

Lads, is he safe?

>>130889510

Do I order breakfast on Just-Eat? There's some place that will deliver a full english breakfast

>>130901016
>Mail order eggs
I wouldn't chance it matey

>>130901016
nigga you are in the UK make it yourself you lazy arse fuckwit

>>130901511
Not got the stuff in to make it. Need to do some shopping

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>>130901016
>up in time for comfy breakfast talk

What a world

Have some lovely eggs!

>>130901554
true Full English B. has a shitload of ingredients to cook

>>130878143
I got my cat to fetch

Morning lads

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I did it lads

>>130901836
>2x coffee
for you imaginary life partner?

>Lammy
>muh racist email
>no proof

Hmmmm

>>130902005
It's for my wife's son

>>130901836

what does the mega breakfast include mate?

whats the place called?

>>130902463
Nice try GCHQ

>>130902508
>>130902463
Really though, it has sausages, fish fingers, bacon, eggs, hash browns, mushrooms, tomatoes, toast, beans. I think thats all of it

>>130901836

>Full English
>Cheesy Beans

I HOPE THEY BURY YOU!

Who would win in a fight, the Rotherham sex gang or Jimmy Saville's ghost augmented by the power of the holy grail?

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>>130902621
>Fish fingers

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>>130902621
niiiice

>>130902621
a lot of food for that money

bargain coffee too if its not instant

fish fingers tho

what the fuck

>>130901836
>0.00 Delivery Fee
wtf? US is like $3 or $4 mimimum, plus tip and jizzya tax

>>130902851
Yeah I never heard of fish fingers in a full english either.. And I imagine it probably is instant coffee, but not certain

>>130902969
Move to a real country mate

I'll make a new thread

>>130903070
take a pic of the breakfast when it shows up

>>130903140
>>130903140
>>130903140
>>130903140