Leafs right now.

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>>130863940

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>>130863940

Lol, America got cucked by the most cucked leader on the planet

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>>130865761

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>>130865761
Flipper pie is honestly really tasty.

We do a bretty good job at killing our terrorists before they strike desu

People always know we exist, the leaf is unstoppable and master of shitposting

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>>130865998

>>130863940
That picture makes no sense. Who hasn't heard of Canada?

>>130866018
Ever worn seal skin boots? no joke nothing else compares they are 110% water proof, light, easy to put on and tie don't track water everywhere legit the best boots possible.

>>130866215
Me.
I'm guessing its some sort of dogfucking utopia akin to that island the rich pedophiles have parties on.

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>>130866215
This better?

>>130866498
>Dogfucking
where did this come from its illegal to fuck dogs in Canada.

>>130865998
It was planned all along, what do you think Alaska is about?
Your welcome bro, our gift to you.

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>>130866710
where I live comfy asf

>>130866275
Yep I can't stand people that will eat a burger but hate the seal hunt because they think cute animals lives are worth more than ugly ones. The meat, oil and pelts of seals are useful and hunting them responsibly helps fish stocks. I don't care how big their eyes are.

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>>130866604
>bait

>>130863940
Southern border wall when. Any fellow Canadian anons tired of the unregistered minorities escaping the US into Canada. WE ARE GOING TO BUILD A WALL AND THE US WILL PAY FOR IT!

>>130866788
>still having a flag of another country on yours

That's literal cuckoldry. Canada at least made an attempt to make themselves look legit

>>130866498
>akin to that island the rich pedophiles have parties on
You cheeky cunt ;-)

>>130865998
If Climate Change becomes extreme enough we are annexing your ass.

>>130867070
Its literally illegal to fuck dogs in Canada come here stick your cock in a dogs ass tell the police see how it turns out for you.

>>130865682
this international waters, i can have doubles if i want

also my country is inherently better than yours because we are progressive and forward

we never look back, we never close doors

we are the top north american country in the world

>>130867093
>Implying you wouldn't look better with a union jack on than those faggy stars
Both North American Anglos are mistakes.

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>>130867132
Lmao you can't stand the cold.

>>130867132
You literally couldn't.

>>130866788
Its the off-centered eyes that get me everytime

>>130867462
This. NYC literally shutdown for a day because of a few inches of snow.
At least we got kino shit like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRv7G7WpOoU

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Canada is bootyful I love taking guns with me on long hikes through the snow god damn I love this country now we just need to kill scheer and get Bernier in

>>130867890
I remeber it hit -50C -58 in burger in Calgary people where going about their daily business like it was fucking nothing. reminder -50C is the temp of the surface of mars

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dumping my canada balls

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>>130866141
>that resolution

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We BTFO'd the USSR more than Murica ever did.

>>130867070
Hahaha nice meme Joaquin now back into the Barrack Gold mines with you.

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>that last name
>Canadian

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That better be Flint, Canada. If you're letting your mistakes hurt Michiganders, I'll march down to Ontario and give the PM a talking to he'll never recover from

>>130868587
You ever see that hockey movie Miracle?

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>>130868547
oh sorry lemme grab the right one

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>>130868909

>>130867332
Many of us drink doubles for coffee.

>>130869152
That is fucking adorable. I like to imagine this is how our friendship with America actually is. Shame we shit on each other so much

>>130868909
Woops forgot to respond but yea so? we BTFO'd the roided up USSR plus all your normal hockey teams are mostly Canadians. we shit stomp you burgers 90% of the time for hockey

>>130868895
Nope, Michigan.

>>130868895
March up*

>>130866141
fucking leaf

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>>130869434
That's enough. I fucking hate Snow Mexicans.

They come down here and gloat about their high taxes and general socialism, while they buy shit on the cheap and work for real dollars in a country they hate.

>>130869331
it's just online banter. irl I've never met a canadian I wasn't fast friends with

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Not Canada read it while I look for a great one
>>130869331
A better one is coming to explain our rivalry

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>>130869678
YOU HAVE TO GO SOUTH TO GET INTO CANADA THROUGH MICHIGAN

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>>130869680
Gypsy don't steal my bear trap
>>130869331
here

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I fucking love these comics

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Fucking love this one.

>>130868127
hey i remember when that didnt happen

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For cousin Aussie
anyone even reading these?

>>130863940
>Canadian
Good I thought he was a refugee

>>130871647
I know it did hit -50C not sure where took a random guess for Calgary

>>130871721
yes. I love polandball

>>130869331
We tease each other online but in real life no two countries have a better friendship.

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>>130872605
I could go for a beaver tail right about now.

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>>130867223
Those are the precious lines of dialogue you will only get to hear on /pol/.

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Fucking Quebec

>>130871721
Yep. I love this one >>130870690

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>>130872774
I will literally let you fuck my dog than take a pic of it to prove you will be arrested. blow jobs from dogs are fine because there are no laws AGAINST it.

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>>130872774

that's the most fuckable I've ever seen that creature look

>>130870045
i owe it to myself to not feel for a ball. your ball comic is conflicting to my set values

>>130869342
You got me there alot of great players are Canadian. I'm just saying we both had a few good shots at the USSR before it keked itself.

>>130867332
Makes sense if you are a cuck and like to be fucked in the ass.

>>130873977
Feel anon feel.
>>130874020
oh yea. but imagine some irellevent country beats the big stronk USSR must of surprised the fuck out of them.

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>>130873977
Poland made it.

RIP bread it was good while it lasted

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>>130867081
The cool part of this is that the land's already cleared for it.

>Canadian born

That is the worst part. It isn't enough that he is a citizen, it's that he was born here, and that this shit has to have been happening for a while.

When will the ride end ;__;

>>130867462
>If it gets hotter we're taking your land
>HURR DURR AMERIFATS CAN'T STAND THE COLD

Seriously?

>>130877417
Burger... you dont understand. Canada has a giant space heater keeping Canada at the temp it is now if we turned it off it would make pluto look like fucking venus

>>130865998
>be me
>be already living in the warmest place in Canda where it gets up to 40 C

>go north

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>>130878030
Jesus anon its 2C over here where do you live?

>>130877638
What space heater?

>>130878448
kelowna BC

over 20 every day even cloudy rainy days and sweater weather at 6 am. we got most of the wine culture here cuz it's Canada's california

>>130878842
Canada has a super sekret space heater keeping the country from going -200C if we turned it off Canada would be untouchable to foreign invaders

>>130867093
it's not cucked when you speak the same language and your people are almost entirely descended from the flag of the other country

>>130863940
https://youtu.be/Zl5JKDIlsbU

>>130867093
>being proud of your heritage is literal cuckoldry

>>130872762
>beaver tail
Wait, you can actually eat those?

>>130881101
Burger education everyone.

>>130880057
How'd you build that? I don't believe you

>>130881341
When settlers first came here it was beaver powered but now it is powered through all of our "decommissioned" WW2 ships and a fuck ton of oil from our endless pool of it.

>>130879571
I should clarify thats what it's like currently, not year round

it gets down to like -25 here

>>130882897
it gets down to -40 -50C sometimes

>>130880057
wtf stop taking meth

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>>130883457
>tfw spoiled by good climate so can't handle real nordic temperatures