Brit/pol/ - Papers edition

ooga booga where da toilets at

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When will Jeremy call for Islamic liberation of the uk lads?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhC5ob8RGQg

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Post your favourite forgotten flavour lads.

Meanwhile in Bradford:

http://www.thetelegraphandargus.co.uk/news/15362158.Life_ban_for_married_Bradford_teacher_who_had_sex_with_a_pupil/

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>national emergency
HAHAHAHAHAHA

who'd you vote for and what are your porn preferences

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>the Finsbury Park ''''attack'''' is on the front page of Wikipedia amongst major global events in the news

Fuck me, who do they think they're kidding?

>>130861418
oh man amiga commodore

throwback to the best time of my life

>>130861418
Making me craze these now senpai

>>130860973
>>130860819

>what is humidity
>what is no cheap AC units
>what is our houses are built to keep in heat for winter you daft cunt

>>130861536
AfD
old/young

>>130861513
>Showing off about who has the closest temperatures to Africa

>>130861539
>Attack
>A literal mentalist who tried to kill himself, pleaded to be sectioned then got drunk and hit one or two people who were stood in the road then begged for them to kill him
>Terrorism

>(((Climate Change is a fact))) faggot in the last thread

Show yourself

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>>130861418
I haven't seen this for fucking donkey's years. Fuck, I feel old now.

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>24°C at midnight

What the fuck lads, I thought global warming was a meme. How hot is it in your shithole?

Guys what happened if the DUP thing falls through? Minority government? New election? Labour merge with other parties

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>This humidity

Bleddy 'ell lads save me

>>130861513
Farenheit is meaningless to Brits.

just had a nigger say to me that black people cant be racist lads
>im checking out

Completley impartial Speaker BTFOs the DUP

https://youtu.be/dssGh4Ffcp0?t=3754

>1:02:30

>>130861462

Another source (Asian female perp):

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4625616/Married-teacher-36-banned-classrooms-life.html

>>130861536
>LAB & BBC
>LIB & cuckoldry
>GRN & gay pakis
>CON & 4 finger fisting

>>130861774
19 apparently. Humidity makes it feel like I'm in the immediate radius of a nuclear bomb going off though

>>130861722
you're actually right, I love how the one time we get revenge, he's got mental illness, it just shows it isn't part of our ideology to blow up, and then when you see the muslim attackers, they're always sane (by their standards) and radicalised.

>>130861858
>things that didn't happen.txt

>>130861513
That's tomorrow's weather you cretin

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>>130861824
>meanwhile, in LA

>>130861536
Conservative/girls do porn

>>130861774
climate change* is 100% confirmed by all academics. what's debated is what causes it. 99% of academics believe it's human caused

>>130861319
he looks so semitic in that picture. look at that face. that could be a saudi prince. he hinted at jewish ancestry in one interview as well - probably a dog-whistle for fellow nation wreckers.

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>>130862070
Yeah I'm sure you're struggling so much.
Where I live it literally gets to 110 degrees every summer (that's 43 celcius for you cucks)

lads massive explosion here in liverpool seeing just massive fires in the skies from me window like oil tanker exploded like
ill post back in a bit

>>130862032
oh no it definitely did, im infuriated

went to grenfell earlier lads
made me sad

>>130861795
Minority gov. The DUP vote with Tory anyway so it will work for most things.

We will see a lot of Tories and obviously the opposition calling for May to leave though, and if she does the Opposition may be able to convince parliament to vote for another election. If that happens, LAB win.

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Every Labour or Lib Dem peer who dares to even think of overturning our democracy ought to be fucking lynched.

Seriously, when are we going to have a proper peasant's revolt over all this? It's long overdue.

>>130861536
May.
Only wank every 2 weeks, sometimes once a month. Can only jerk off to chicks making out, nothing else does it for me.

>>130862185
Great

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The people and the land.

The blood and the soil.

>>130862019
Even if he wasn't nuts, it's pretty fucking obvious what drove him to do it, and it wasn't other "right wing extremists"

>>130862185
Wow people who live in different climates are adapted to their respective environments? o_O woooow

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>>130862239
>defending democracy

>>130862210
Nothing to worry about, one of you fuckers finally just blew your top after a lifetime of listening to that damned accent.

>>130861774
19 but my room feels like 30

>>130862236
thanks for the reply, actually was well written and useful

>>130862136
This fucking prep pill bollocks pisses me off, the NHS should not have to subsidise the lifestyles of gay men who chose not to be careful. Just put on a condom and don't make the NHS pay for your fucking unnecessary pills. And some people wonder why the NHS is in crisis. Fucking cunts.

Sorry, I'm not feeling very erudite tonight.

>>130862210
Probably just the slag heaps catching fire.

>>130862129
First of all, no it is not.

Second, academics aren't aeons bestowed with unlimited wisdom.

In the 60s and 70s academics' consensus was that global cooling would cause a serious crisis within 20 years.

Al Gore predicted in 2007 that there would be no polar ice caps in 2014, and here we are 2017 and they still exist.

Scientists aren't wizards. They can be wrong, reddit.

https://twitter.com/alaindebotton/status/877653568609800193

>Cabinet Minister tells me Conservatives ready to accept EEA with 5 year immigration brake. Will be offered after German elections.

Shit, lads.

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>>130861536

BNP/UKIP

Porn is degenerate jewboy

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>>130862241
>tfw not lost prince rising to reclaim throne
JUST

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>>130862241
>tfw pic related becomes reality

>>130861536
Plaid Cymru (just for more welsh presence in parliament, I'm generally quite far right)

lesbian, dicks dont belong in porn
usually ass stuff

>>130861079
>>130862023
>>130862080
>>130862136
>>130862196
>>130862241
>>130862301
>>130862364

Last Papers edition I make. God bless Rightly So for doing this shit every night desu

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>>130862185
Yeah we don't care about your spic weather though. The UK doesn't use air con in buildings (as we very rarely get hot days) and we have far higher humidity than your concrete shithole, so of course it will be unusual to experience for us. You don't even have proper seasons anyway, when was the last time you had to wear a thick coat out?

>Yellow warning of rain for Thursday

What does tht even mean?

>>130861774
around 30 , next days up to 35

2 years ago we had over 40 for several day
very unpleasant

>>130861079

Question: why is the Great """Repeal""" Bill not actually going to repeal anything? It's going to codify 30,000 pages of EU law into UK law.

>leave the EU
>keep all the shit regulations that made people want to leave in the first place

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>>130862241
Monarcucks BTFO

>>130862210
I genuinely can't think of somewhere worse in the world with a white majority than Liverpool. Sheffield is a close second, but Liverpool is fucking pump. Manchester is shite too but at least it has a big airport.

>>130861898
>ywn colonise that qt Indian supply teacher you had in year 10
Why even live

>>130862563
They weren't ever going to pull off hard Brexit with a minority government propped up by the DUP.

When will Muslim feet leave this sacred land?

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>>130861774
17 outside with a nice gentle breeze but my room is hot enough to dispose of half of Tel Aviv

>tfw want to open a window but if I do my room will be flooded with mosquitos and midges

>>130862677
moderate

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OHAYOUSORO SENPAIS...

>>130862686
How fucking thick are you

>>130862364
>50 shades of grey is now used as a buzzword for normal sex
fuck sake lads

>>130862721
it's actually very nice in the L1 and L2 postcodes, can't vouch for the rest but yeah I know the outskirts look worse than Auchwitz

>>130862740

>Bradford

You know this was strictly a paki on paki event?

>>130862019
I had a debate/argument with some lefties at the pub yesterday and told them about his mental illness and that he shouldn't immediately be classed as a terrorist until it's proven he did what he did because of his hatred for Islam and wish to change the country. Killing a nig or paki isn't terrorism, it MIGHT be a race crime, but it's not terrorism unless it's done with the intention of changing the course of the country.

Anyway, they disagreed and said that any attack by any white person on non-whites is terrorism and that it's Nigel Farage's fault. They argued that a straight person hitting a faggot is terrorism. I told them I once had a fight with a black lad after he slapped the girl I was on a date with's arse, they literally said I was a racist terrorist.

I finished my beer and left them to their idiocy.

>>130862473
Rightly, i got the impression u were partial to cavorting with gentlemen who chose not to be careful
the filthy risks were all part of the fun, no?

>>130861418
Those Discos that had the flavour bomb packet thing inside.
Used to just eat the little sachet from the salt and vinegar flavour just on its own.
Once made my mouth bleed.
I swear those things were toxic.

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>>130862473
Unleash the pleb that lurks in the depths

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>>130862563
Could be the head of Department of Social Affairs and Citizenship for all we know, doesn't me that source is really in the loop.

>>130862092

>40 humidity

get back to us when you're 90+ lad. not to mention you cunts have air conditioning everywhere.

>>130862225
I'd be sad too, the deluded crowds and opportunistic hordes hanging around are truly vile and unbecoming of our nation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIv88b9Oomk

>>130862858
http://news.sky.com/story/brexit-government-to-set-out-plans-to-end-dominance-of-eu-law-10817955

Tell me where I'm wrong.

>>130862655
It doesn't snow here. I've never seen the snow fall.
Sometimes you see some on the mountains though

>>130861774
London here.

I have no clothes on and am twirling my pubes as I post this.

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>>130861418
Posting a classing

>>130862636
ura fucking lazy cunt lad
no wonder ya old man and ma wished u were a blowy
u'll never amount to anything except a long drawn out disappointment

>>130862981
*mean

>>130862225

Sad because why?

>>130862990
I wish I was in work right now, the only benefit to that place is blasting air con in Summer and having the heat right up in Winter.

>>130861795
Never going to happen. The DUP will want to avoid Corbyn as Prime Minister at any cost because of his ties to the IRA.

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Night chaps xo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCdc0XMrreU

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>>130863200
Night night babe.

>>130862778
when they're caught theifing

>>130863036
Fucking depressing mate

>>130861699
M8, 78 degrees is considered a pleasant day here. It's literally like perfect weather

>>130863034
It was understood from the beginning that we would have to do that, because there are many laws that are solely written by Brussels that we never had equivalents for prior. You adopt them and then get rid of anything deemed unnecessary

JO COX IS STILL RELEVANT
JO COX WILL BE MENTIONED EVERY SITTING OF PARLIAMENT
JO COX BE THE KEY FIGURE FOR BREXIT
JO COX WILL HAVE HER STATUE ERECTED
JO COX'S MEMORY WILL SERVE TO STAMP OUT EXTREMISM
JO COX IS PROOF THAT ITS NOT ISLAMIST TERRORISM - ITS RIGHTWING/MENIST
JO COX IS PROOF THAT POLITICIANS DO NOT DESERVE TO DIE
JO COX WILL BE MENTIONED ANNUALLY - EVERY QUEEN'S SPEECH
JO COX WILL ALWAYS BE REMEMBERED
O COX WILL ALWAYS BE REMEMBERED J
COX WILL ALWAYS BE REMEMBERED JO
COX WILL ALWAYS BE REMEMBERED JO
OX WILL ALWAYS BE REMEMBERED JO C
X WILL ALWAYS BE REMEMBERED JO CO
WILL ALWAYS BE REMEMBERED JO COX
WILL ALWAYS BE REMEMBERED JO COX

>>130863091
>anglo bubbly
My new favourite sweet desu.

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Did someone say humidity?
At least there's a nice breeze.

>>130863293
Great thanks keep us informed

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>>130863200
Sleep tight Rimmy

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>>130862241
I'll do it.

Britain could use an American king to get their society back on track. It's really no different than having a Habsburg on the throne.

Plus, it would help immensely with the Brexit negotiations as I already communicate effectively with Trump daily, and it will assist in killing off the EU.

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>>130862800
do you live in a swamp or something?

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>>130863293
Yes and we're not used to sustained heat like this in this part of the world, what is so hard to understand about that you dense cunt?

>>130863375
R.I.P In peace lad

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>>130863102

>>130862686
Were gonna be left with massive legal black hole if we repeal everything at once and it will take a decade to write a new legal code so it's better just to leave the good laws and manually remove bad ones

>>130863375
Pretty soon the air is just going to be water and we're all gonna drown. It was a pleasure lads, gonna don my snorkle now and pray I survive.

>>130862473
How often do you think men bag up when fucking a girl they know who is on the pill? How often do they just assume both are clear because who gets blood tested a few times a year? Gay sex is different in terms of risk but its unfair to deny humans treatment for a shit disease that's basically a death sentance.

>>130863037
keep it up lad
u chance happen upon ur dick

>>130861774
That's like normal room temperature. It's 24C/75F where I am now, and I have the windows open with a nice breeze. You seriously feel hot?

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>>130861079
ITS TOO WARM

>>130863461
RIP actually already means "rest in peace" so you don't have to say the "in peace" at the end

just trying to improve conversation on the board :)

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>>130863200
Night lad, sweet dreams.

>>130863581
How new are you?

>>130863481
I don't think it even is a treatment, it's just something that stops it from developing into something.

>>130863314
You sound slightly less obsessed than Jo Cox's husband

>>130861079
Bit warm lads

>>130863581
Fuck off you burger mong

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>>130862460
No worries.

>>130862534
This. The climate is changing, human activity very likely has contributed to the rate of change, there is NO concensus whatsoever on what percentage of the increase in rate of change (compared to 'normal') is based on human activity.

If any ClimateChangefags want to show me proof to the contrary I'm very happy to take a look.

>>130862563
For fuck sake.

>>130862636
It's appreciated lad

>>130862686
>Keep all laws as they are to keep the country operating smoothly
>Change things as and when you feel it appropriate

>>130862880
ywn steal work from sex blogs, turn it into a terribly written book, have the audacity to (((publish))) it, sell millions of copies worldwide and then be worth >£100,000,000

>>130863641
>>130863692
:S

night night chums

>>130863293
78 is a pleasant warm day here too you bellend. As I said, you're looking at tomorrow's weather.

>>130863780
Can someone ban this cunt

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>>130863660
2 warm

it's still almost 20 degrees

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>>130863641
I came here right after the election and participated in the RWSS and HWNDU threads. I've even made a bunch of ptg threads at the 300 post bump limit.

I guess that makes me an oldfag then.

>>130863465
Why though? Did the UK not make its own laws about anything since joining the EU? Does Parliament just spend all day managing the NHS or something?

I had no idea the EU's legal system was so deeply intertwined with UK law. I thought they just mostly just regulated matters between EU states.

There really is no sovereignty within the EU is there? I mean, aside from military matters, the individual US states may have more sovereignty than EU states.

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>>130863869
>25C is a pleasant warm day
fuck off you nigger that's too fucking warm get out

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>>130861513
>Britain

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>>130863314

>>130863415
Pretty much live on the banks of the River Tamar, lots of small flooded swampy areas about on the edges of the river. It's fucking horrible

>>130861079
britain has a constitution?

>>130864119
yea they stole it from our bill of rights

>>130862740

Aye lad. Apparently she's been banned from teaching for life.

>FN: 13.2%
>AfD: 8%
>SD: 20%
>PVV: 13.1%
>FPÖ: 35.1%

>UKIP: 1.9%

>>130864066
>he finds 20 Celsius cold

serious question lads
if Jo Cox was murdered by a right-winger who was a shade of brown
would she have been memory holed?

>>130863465

>implying any of your law is worth keepying

Just start over, your country is a mess. Thought crimes, CCTV everywhere, can't have a fucking butter knife or a toy squirt gun.

>>130864066
Bloody hell lad, how did you lot survive that bitter winter?

>>130864082
It took me just a second to click but when I did it was worth it. Top chuckle.

>>130863745
>Keep all laws as they are to keep the country operating smoothly

I mean, murder and rape will still be illegal after leaving the EU right? People aren't going to suddenly stop obeying speed limit signs.

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>>130863795
May your trip to the land of nod be pleasant and comfy anon and may you dream of marvellous things, g'night.

>>130864049
Ah shit I thought it was late teens, couldn't even be arsed converting. 25 is fucking hot but it's not unbearable by any measure.

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>>130863975
You don't belong here. Return to ptg where you fit in

>>130863910
I'm expressing my dissatisfaction that you didn't notice his post was bait

:S

>>130863982
Jesus fucking Christ. What the fuck do you think us leaving the EU is all about??

Something like 50% of our laws are actually made in Brussels, same applies across the continent. The EU is supranational, it is above national governments and supercedes them on most issues. To be a member of the EU is to totally give up control of your own country and that was just going to get worse as time goes on.

There will soon be an EU military, some countries have already essentially given Germany control over their armies.

>>130863982
We could reject directives if we want but the amount we did accept means our legal systems are really intertwined

>>130863134
seeing a massive tower block be just a skeleton

seeing posters about the italian couple

seeing young "gangsta" kids riding around on bikes topless and swearing when everyone else is clearly sad or angry

seeing people blame the wrong people


there are many reasons i was sad

>>130864234
No, they would've just played with the Brightness/Contrast setting in GIMP and told everyone he was a white mad called Muhammad Masjid.

>>130864344
>using an american .gif telling an american to "go back"

you fail to remember that Trump actually caused Brexit and without him you'd be getting flooded with blacks and muslims at this very moment

>>130861699
I used to live in a big old brick apartment building in central CA, in a major city. We had one tiny inadequate window A/C unit. Average summer temp for months, about 95 degrees Fahrenheit. 75% of the apartment got no cooling at all. I'm not at all a heat tolerant person even; I came from San Francisco, which has old school English type weather.. I survived. You drink a lot of water, use fans, stay out if the sun 11 am till 4 pm, and move slowly. Plus sunscreen and hats if you must go out.

What is all this hysteria, anyway? London has had hot summers for a long time. I was stuck at Heathrow for six hours in 2010 and much of it was a fucking incinerator, and grubby to boot. At least 80 degrees in many connectors and corridors. Nobody was talking like it was the end of the world.

Yes, you actually have become wimps. I would like to point out though that for any enterprising company ready to begin importing inexpensive window units, free-standing portable mini-A/C's and swamp coolers to the UK, a fortune in profits awaits.

>>130864259
Quite obviously murder and rape will continue to be illegal. Are you intentionally being thick?

What is everyone's view on Four Lions?

>>130864234
That better be rhetorical. If it's not you deserve a bloody good hiding

>>130863975
>came here at the end of 2016 after missing the golden years, and doesn't even know how much of a newcunt he is
You need to go back.

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>>130864529
>you fail to remember that Trump actually caused Brexit and without him you'd be getting flooded with blacks and muslims at this very moment

>>130864236
That will take multiple decades. We not gonna be some ancap society for 30 years

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>>130864234

What if he was green?

>>130864550

>except when muslims do it

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How do you cope with the moths lads?

>>130864553
it actually kind of funny

bit sad though

odd that the wife is all for the shit too..

>>130864529
>being this poorly educated

No Jorge, trump was not the catalyst for brexit.

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>>130864274
>but it's not unbearable
Almost unbearable.

30C+ and it is unbearable.

I remember when I was young and I was in Poland and a heatwave hit and it was over 36C and I thought I was going to fucking die, one of the few days I remember from my early days but fuck was it full of misery.

>>130864529
Actually if Trump was in power during the referendum I'm 99% sure that we would have not voted to leave.

>>130864688

Just become a US colony, you can borrow our constitution, it's great.

>>130864390
I don't think many in America know the scope of the EU. I thought of myself as one who tries to keep up with European news and politics, but I just didn't realize.

I think most Americans think the EU is basically like the UN or NAFTA — something that only affects the esoteric high levels of international policy but that's about it.

>You breath but you do not live.

Was the Romanian taxi driver right?

>>130864711
Moth spray

>>130864711
candles my nigga

>>130864553
Funny film, really enjoyed it. There will never be another film like that made here.

>>130864544
Stupid cunt we're further north than you so guess what we're adapted to closer temperatures. Get that through your thick yank skull

>>130863975

HWNDU was madly enjoyable.

>>130864711
>>130864823
There's literally nothing wrong with moths.

>>130864259
It's not laws like that
There been laws since magna certain times
It will be stuff like manufacturing regulations and working time rules

>>130864553
Good quality black comedy that makes fun of terrorism without letting blue/redpill shit get in the way.

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>>130864553
Pretty tip top comedy, just a shame that the main lad in it is now unironically a mental anti-British cunt

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>>130861536
Conservatives/Handholding

>>130864857
colder*

>>130861536
Conservative/Omegle

>>130864699
>execpt when Jose or Tyrone do it

>>130864711
I don't mind moths desu I find them kind of cute in their own way, it's the crane flies and midges that get me

>>130863314
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFv7sJI7ia0

>>130864904
>now unironically a mental anti-British cunt
Really?

>>130865033
JO COX WILL UNITE US

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Yes BBC!

>>130864711
Murder with extreme perfidy

>use a torch and your fist

>>130865029
me mum caught a moth one time and squeezed it and it popped only slightly softer than a balloon

>>130864849
I don't know about that, things seem to have gotten a little bit less PC since then, certainly the film wasn't overtly anti-muslim - it did include a few scenes of some football playing muslims worried that he was being too extremist.

>>130864904
>>130865040

Yeah, Riz "Include Musims in TV/Film or we might blow you up and stop saying we are extremist" Ahmed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9-3mTIxb-k

This show was so comfy.

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>>130864699
That goes without saying. They can do as they please, they are our guests after all.

>>130864711
Most of them are quite cute desu, just let them do their own thing. If you must kick them out, cup your hand over them until you feel them move, then cop your other hand over. Make sure they have enough space in your hands to spread their wings a bit and eject them out of a window in a swift manner.

Don't kill them.

>>130864766
Hottest I've ever been in was 40C in Seville. I'd take that over 32C in Britain desu but I agree that anything over 30C is unbearable. It makes for nice warm evenings at the pub though.

>>130865029
Crane flies? Do you mean daddy long legs? I just swatted one of them like the fucking ninja I am and crushed it under my heel

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>>130864766
Well we can agree there then. I'd be shit-scared of experiencing a heatwave in a land-locked country desu, at least here I'm only about a mile from the sea if I accidentally set on fire.

>>130864553

Great film.

It's actually on BBC2 on Saturday night as it goes.

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>>130862990
Not him, but I'm in Florida.
>STATE OF EMERGENCY
Bite me.

>tfw my favourite porno artist is going through some shit so isn't accepting commissions for lewd stuff

i just want my cartoon waifu pictures

>>130864711
i find casebearing moths occasionally.they're cute

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>>130862092
Shut up fag

>>130865319
I started watching it on Amazon Prime just now.

>>130865111
I'm sure they'll stop blowing themselves up and stabbing people if the BBC produces enough appeasement articles.

>>130864809
Okay that's fair enough.

No, the EU's final aim is to have the whole of Europe under one government, one currency, one army, one language, one law.

They're not far from that already and we're currently at the point where it either fails and collapses or it rapidly evolves into its final form.

They want the EU to be a superpower, like the US and China (not that they're really a superpower). The EU is also the testing/operating ground for the Kalergi plan.

>>130864766
>>130865294
I'm dumb, Poland isn't landlocked is it... anyway you get my point

>>130864390
desu i trust EU technocrats over our democratically elected MP's. people are retards, thus, they vote in and are represented by retards.

unellected technocrats usually have phds in PPE and so on.

david davis is going to get raeped

>>130865245
Don't kill daddy long legs, they're decent. Just catch them and put them outside.

>>130865489
I was joking about Saturday, I don't think it'll be shown on terrestrial TV any time soon.

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>>130865294
>Poland
>landlocked
What did he mean by this?
>>130865213
It's nice to know that the highest ever recorded temperature in Scotland is only 32.9C.

>>130865477
>humidity 27%

hahahahahahahahahahaha

>>130865593
Daddy long legs dance around my lightbulb which creates annoying shadows though

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>>130865593
What's this? Empathy for lower life forms?

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>>130861079

>>130865593
Deodrant + lighter. Stop being a pussy.

>>130865733
I think everyone knows by now that the easiest way to get a daddy long legs spider to stop coming in your house is to flip it over and suck its dick.
Hear me out.
Carry a spatula around and when you see one, flip it onto its back. They're surprisingly docile once they're in that position. Then, all you need to do is gently press on its abdomen to retract its penis. It will be small; approximately the size of a thin pencil eraser. Use the tip of your tongue to manipulate it to full erection, then suck with your lips until it ejaculates; usually 30-45 minutes later. If you don't feel the rush of semen, you will know by its legs scratching playfully at your face when it gets oversensitive afterwards.
The main trick is not to swallow the spider semen. Trust me, I know it will be tempting. But no, pick up the spider and let him outside, then drool its ejaculate material near the entrances to your house. Spiders are highly promiscuous, and its semen mixed with your saliva will signal him to move on to another house. Spiders do NOT like to get their dick sucked by the same person twice

>>130862925
You're giving them to much ground. Ask them why every mass TRUCKENNING claimed by ISIS is officially labeled an "incident", "accident" or "lone wolf misdemeanor", but this one guy, with zero kills, is a WHITE, BIGOTED TERRORIST who committed an act of """"terrorism"""" with absolutely no affiliation to a coherent terror organization.

Godsake, man, hang your representatives and prime ministrex already! Get the ball rolling on Brexit and get them all OUT!

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>>130865758
Hey now don't be rude or I'll swat you and crush you under my heel.

>>130865806
We're all well aware that she hates white people.

>>130861513
we aint used to it lad,had a cold bath for the 1st time ever today

its fucking horrid as fuck this weather

>>130865337
Maybe use it as an incentive to get a girlfriend.

>>130861801
North Carolina is normally 10 degrees warmer.

Like 32 C and 85-90% humidity

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>>130866058
>get a girlfriend
haha

hahahaha

hahahhahahaha

hahahahahhahahahhahahahaha

hahahahahahhahaha

hehe

>>130865245
Those aren't daddy long legs m8 they're crane flies. Daddy long legs are spiders a simple Google search will set you straight.

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>>130865989
GIVE ME YOUR BLOOD AYRIAN!

>>130865989
this one always makes me chuckle

>>130865867
Hehe, maybe go outside and pick a nigger or muslim your size, dont be a pussy anon

>>130865018

>look at black incarceration and death rates

Sure thing, muhamad.

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Gonna repost this

Personally I believe we use our remaining freedoms for own strengths. The ((government) find it hard to combat our sense of humour, we all saw how pepe a simple green frog influenced the media in the UK and US. This simple symbol definitely changed this board for the better I would say. What I'm saying is a symbol is definitely something we can all strive towards however it needs a set of ideals that can be achieved together....like a religion. Since christianity is declining we need to create something similar that can be mainstreamed through the internet. Great thing about 4chan is when set our heart into something we can make something stick. Once it hits the normies then we have struck gold.

>>130866058

3D is disgusting.

>>130862210
Whereabouts? I'm on the wirral.

>>130866200
>>130865659
Hey lad aren't you from Poland yourself or is it just a meme?

>>130865989
Are you a nog or something mate

U fookin wot

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>>130866058

No.

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>>130866213
Seems ambiguous

>>130865965
Except they aren't. Those truck attacks are called "terrorism" almost everywhere.

>>130866528
Don't overcomplicate it lad, just put your cock in 'em and pretend to listen to what they say.

>>130865806

>some brown goblin

What a surprise.

>>130861418
How are you not insanely upset to the point of revolution about what is happening right now with the police putting people in jail for "hate speech"? This is quite literally the beginning of the end for your country, and you're here doing what? Posting snacks?

>>130866641

So are daddy long legs harvestmans?

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>>130866213
They're not spiders m8

>>130865806
>My thoughts go out to all those affected
Would anyone really want to be the recipient of such an incoherent thought?

>>130866821
She's a black goblin and a level 15 one at that so be careful

>>130865535
I hope this is trolling

>>130865733
That is annoying, I agree

>>130865758
>Killing animals that you don't intend to eat and that aren't attacking you

>>130865659
32.9C in Scotland is insane. I'm off to Greenland if this shit carries on much longer

>>130865867
t. 13 year old

>>130865965
Basically every recent Islamic attack in Britain has been classed as terrorism quite quickly after the event so this wouldn't work. Though I do see your point.

>>130866918
can we stop posting spider please

>>130862239
I'm still baffled no one has called out the Queen on her silence over Rotherham.

>>130866431
I'm German but I have lived in Poland.
>>130866481
Yes, I am a well educated 6'6 black man, is there a problem?

>>130866821
She was shadow home secretary until recently.

>>130866262
>as reported by The Obese
Why is American reporting our economic data?

>tfw we can't live our lives with reckless abandon like the slavs do

what's the point lads?

>>130866887
I always just call them spindly fuckers

>>130865245
Both crane flies and Opiliones (AKA harvestmen) are called daddy long legs.

>>130867045
Is it any good?

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>>130866887
Yes (but some numpties call crane-flies that as well)
>>130866978
No

#brexitmeansbrexit is trending on twitter, but it's just the remainers being "clever".

>>130867054
she still is

>>130866970

It's ok, I have the power of murca, guns and freedom of speech.

>>130866779
yeah but i'd rather get a drawing that does anything

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I made this edit of a brexit cartoon some time ago. That's all.

Didn't have a good excuse to post it.

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>>130867220
Some parts, there's always slums in ever city with a population over 50,000 though.

>>130866641
I've always known the spider looking ones as a daddy long legs, don't remember having a name for crane flies as a kid

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>>130867045
Just don't move in next door or this 6'6 white man will flush all your ganja down the toilet and smash all your niggernoise cds

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>>130867220
Poland is pretty good. Been to a few places and really enjoyed it. Decent people, good food and beer, comfy towns and a slightly slower pace of life. Also very white.

>>130866779
What's the point of that? Might as well hook up with a pumpkin with a hole in it

>>130867342
She can summon BLM members, invaliding freedom of speech. She's also so fat bullets have no effect on her, invalidating guns. Many have tried to slay the beast but none have returned

>>130867238

Those little buggers seem to be really smart. I remember I found one on my toolbox once and looked at it and it seemed like it actually reacted to how i acted. I played with it for a while and he hung out for a bit, spiderbro.

>>130867423
Maybe I just have retarded parents. Always known the aerial variety as daddy long legs and have always enjoyed murdering them in a variety of different ways

>>130867388
Liar, this was created by a Belgian.
>Vadot (Belgique / Belgium)

>>130867388
>the EU has enough momentum to make the jump due to weight reduction bro where as the brexshiteer cart will crash and burn

>>130866978
They are not spiders to technical.
>>130866985
>I'm still baffled no one has called out the Queen on her silence over Rotherham.
I guess I will have to add Rotherham and what is a queen speech to the FAQ

>>130867559

Iono, my AR can do a fine job of clearing out annoyances.

>>130867277
They smell blood, Brexit is on the ropes. They're just going to continue mocking May, until she goes.

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>>130866978
>not a spider

>>130867579
Is that the speedy Gonzales kind that can jump?

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>>130867520
Poles are still based.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvpW7aJU4c4

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>>130867071
Hey

>>130867353
Does a drawing talk back?

>>130865489
u pay for Amagay Prim?
download a decent rip like a normal human

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>>130866978
Imagine you end up waking up one morning (who am I kidding, you don't wake up before 4pm) and find this in the corner of your room.

just saw a spider rappel from the ceiling lads. scared to sleep now

>>130868059

I think so, but the last time I encountered one we had sort of a bonding moment it seemed, I found him a fly to eat, walked him around on a pencil, we bonded. It was weird how smart he seemed to be, like actually aware of me rather than just existing.

>>130865294
Bathing in salt water is an extremely bad idea in hot weather, as it dries out your skin.

>>130868245
fuck you, im abandoning thread.

>>130868232
Yeah, it's pretty good for us to be honest, next day delivery on most stuff, loads of easy to access films and a few other things.

>>130868246
Was it a special forces spider or a jihadi spider?

>>130867920
>posting nightmares

>>130868246
I did a bit of gardening earlier and when I sat down for five to cool off there was a spidder running around my shoulder, cheeky little fucker. I proper fucked that fucker up.

>>130865880
megakek
honourary bong citizenship for life and afterlife

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>>130868245
It happened to me

Still would do it again.

Lads how can we repeal the hate speech laws in this country?

>>130868346

>inb4 moisturiser

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>>130868483
Didn't you feel like going for a piss 5 minutes ago?

>>130862241
If they don't want the Jacobite's will...

>>130868561

> Top 10 jokes that got out of hand.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-40359502

ADD THIS TO THE LINKS FOR THE NEXT THREAD

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I can't help browsing r/uk Brit/pol/, It's the best post-modern literature I've ever read, who doesn't love reading a user having a mental breakdown and PTSD flashbacks because they carried a hat on a stick.

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>>130867579
They're incredibly clever little things, as far as bugs go. It probably helps that they have identifiable faces too.

>>130868793
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiQGv4YZbMA

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>>130868267
If only MENAs could be like this

>>130868793
Absolute bantz.

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You know you need a piss faggot

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>>130868095
If that happened in Britain every single one of the people in that video would be serving a 15 year sentence and the internet would be banned

I had the pleasure of seeing pic related in Wroclaw. If you/anybody hasn't seen this, it's well worth a watch

https://youtu.be/fi1vIcvEuKg

>>130868574
Not sure it will ever be possible desu lad. (((Democracy))) has reached its final inevitable form, that of two parties that are essentially the same meeting in the middle to continue with the plans the overlords have had for hundreds of years

New

>>130868889

>>130868889

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>>130868889

>>130868889

>>130868793
'Criminal proceeding cannot be taken against the queen'

>silence peasent

>too hot to sleep, has a look on Brit/pol/
>images of fucking spiders everywhere
>sprays spider repellent all over bedroom and bathroom and goes back to bed

Night all.

>>130868922

Yeah, they are pretty cool looking, that it what caught my attention and made me curious rather than just shoo him or smush him.
>>130868991

Well played sir.

>>130869099

Well hate speech laws are something that the ECHR's enforces us to have, so we could drop them once we left.

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>>130868730
>Visiting the Egyptian taxi buddy
>Go to fridge to get munch box
>See big ass spider
>Decide the bloody spider gonna die
>Get hairspray and lighter
>Burn spider
>Fire spreads
>Shit

>>130866978
Don't worry lad

Just get a hammer and they'll go away