Brit/pol/ - In The Name Of The Preuße Edition

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Very very disappointed in this. Second-least skeptical of Islam & first-most positive.

>tfw remembering trying to fall asleep in 120 degree weather with no A/C but mosquitoes kept biting so had to stay under covers all night and almost die of dehydration

do Brits have mosquitoes or did they all die off during the industrial revolution?

Can someone give me a quick rundown on the conflict in places like Chechnya and Dagestan? Just realised I am incredibly ignorant about this conflict. Who are the good guys and who are the bad guys?

>Theresa May drops many manifesto promises from the Queen's speech, including grammar schools
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/jun/21/theresa-may-drops-key-manifesto-pledges-from-queens-speech

>Survivors of London's Grenfell Tower fire are to be rehomed in a luxury development in the heart of Kensington, the government has said.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40357280

>Armed police and helicopters detain man in Talbot, possibly a retaliation against the van hire company 1.5 miles away
http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/reports-police-helicopter-armed-officers-13214329

>Son of van hire firm owner held by police over "offensive" facebook posts
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-40347813

>Finsbury Park terror suspect "tried to kill himself six weeks ago by throwing himself into a Cardiff river and begged to be sectioned", his sister claims
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4621086/Mum-s-broken-Finsbury-mosque-suspect-s-sister-says.html

>Leaks show devastating impact of planned NHS cuts in London
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2017/jun/20/leak-shows-devastating-impact-of-planned-nhs-cuts-in-london

people don't really fall for the 'i get paid to post' thing do they?

people fell hard in that last thread

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Post god-tier waifus lad

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1st for Roses Lime Juice cordial

>>130844448
Where the hell do you live in the US wheres mosquitoes and no the UK does not have them

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>>130844502
>he does it for free

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>>130844555
Gorgeous stuff.

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>>130844370
Stalin destroyed 700 years of Geman colonization in few years LOL

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>>130844523
Mika!

>>130844443
It does, however, reveal a welcome notion that the majority of this country do truly see Islam as a threat. 47% of the population agreeing with some powerful wording is very good, and it shall only be growing bigger as time goes on.

>>130844443
>Germany
>Sweeden
>more antislam than us
JUST

>>130844604
Where's your pet frog?

>>130844603
uk does have mosquitoes

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Where's Rimmer?

PreußePreußePreuße

>>130844443
and highest saying it is compatible
>we are finished

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>>130844673

Aye lad and a real thirst quencher in this hot weather.

>>130844670
hey rimjob

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>>130844502
>he isn't on the PREVENT payroll

>>130844729
>uk does have mosquitoes
TIL

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>>130844523

>>130844448
>do Brits have mosquitoes or did they all die off during the industrial revolution?
We never had them I don't believe, we have midgies. Infinitely less painful but infinitely more annoying, particularly when you're cycling down the canal and have to stop atleast six times to cough up roughly a kilo of the cunts.

>>130844603
MN, land of 10000 lakes

In July/August we get 90 degree weather with 100% humidity so it feels like 120. The mosquitoes get so bad in the summer that it's not even worth going outside. We literally get 2 weeks of perfect nights (no bugs, mild temperature) throughout the entire year.

>>130844834
horse fly's are worse

So lads, just got back from my evening swim at he beach, which got me wondering: what would a Brit/pol/ beach party look like?

>>130844834
we have midges wich are similar but not the same species

>>130844896
>painful
mosquitoes just itch, no pain

desu I'd rather have the pain

>>130844762
>Where's Rimmer?

He's in this thread right now, he's easy to spot when you know his ways

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>>130844787
How did we turn Black you Prussian parasite living on Bavarian tit

>>130844993
Lots of ugly overweight autists who are too afraid to take their t-shirts off. Most of them aren't even talking to each other.

>>130845022
Midgies are smaller so you have to swat more away

>>130844443
>yougov
>unbiased and even remotely accurate

>>130844370
>Turn off tripcode for OP, blame abysmal OP on anonymongs

>>130844443
How recent is this?

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Corbyn BTFO! What does Brit/pol think about university tuition fees?

>>130845022
>mosquitoes just itch, no pain
I wouldn't know, never been bit. I just assumed there was some pain. I'm thankful we don't have them as they are an Africa tier insect.

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>>130845081
>How did we turn Black
As if you have to ask.

>>130845128
yeh because midgies aren't mozzies, there are mozzies here.

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>>130845104
>he comes here to feel superior

>>130844370

wtf is Preuße, I don't speak sympathy language / sjw language / german

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>>130845166
Today.

>>130845128
I'm not going to argue who has worse bugs but they are annoying overall.

Worst is that a few years ago, to protect the crops from pests, our government introduced asian beetles to our environment. Now every time they pick the fields by my house I get THOUSANDS of them in here. Fucking sucks

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>>130845166
>Turn off tripcode for OP
Just incase so my trip didn't get banned, got a warning last time I posted the Preußepasta.
>blame abysmal OP on anonymongs
Abysmal? It was necessary, the people asked for it and they were heard.

>>130845180
>Africa tier insect.
true, but the niggers are immune to malaria because of them
>but they still get sickle cell

>>130845392
>Preußepasta
post it I won't report you

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>>130845346
>FUG ME
Just Islamise my country up famadan

mental that pro-Republic parties are allowed to stand in N. Ireland and get representation

imagine a pro-Union party standing in Ireland

>>130845264
Never said I was any different lad

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>Beast of Bolsover's seat under threat, they said

>"Get yer skates on. First race is ha' past two"

>Anonymongs bow to Preuße
>in contact with YKTD
>rumoured to possess psychic abilities
>controls Brit/pol/ with an iron but fair fist
>owns castles and banks all over the world
>direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>will bankroll the first Tunnocks factory on Mars
>owns basically every shitposting VPN on Earth
>first designer babies will be Preuße Babies
>said to have 220+ IQ
>ancient Paki scriptures tell of an angel who will descend upon the Anonymongs and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with him
>owns meme R&D labs around the world
>you likely have Preuße cummies inside you right now
>Preuße is in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church
>learned fluent Polish in under a week
>nation states entrust their rare Pepe reserves with Preuße. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Preuße
>17 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human.
>in reality, a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the Preuße bang to the end of the universe
>Preuße will guide Brit/pol/ into a new age of wisdom, peace and love

>>130845659
neat

>>130845366
>Worst is that a few years ago, to protect the crops from pests, our government introduced asian beetles to our environment
Reminds me of https://youtu.be/Q0CxGBeGVjI

>>130845571

It's because NI is the "flashpoint".

A Unionist party in the ROI would be like a Republican party on the mainland.

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>>130845659
Austrian Habsburgs were laughing at Prussians

>>130845392
Where's your pet frog?

>>130845247
Damn mozzies

>>130845148
they were closest in this election

>>130845571

Well I guess they (a pro-Union party) could but next to nobody would vote for them. Republicans are allowed to stand in Northern Ireland, and its a shame they get voted for, ignoring the assmbaly Republicans currently have NO (ZERO) representation at Westminster though. This is due to Sinn Fein/IRA scums refusal to take seats at Westminster and the SDLP lost their seats to Sinn Fein. Republicans voted to have no representation. Northern Ireland is represented by 10 DUP MPs and 1 independant unionist.

>>130845538
>lacking this many braincells
Where you dropped as a baby?

>>130845659
I once got banned for a month for posting that I was a 15 year old electrical engineer who solely orchestrated Trump's election on /pol/

Brit/pol/ seems to be running slow today.

>>130845964
>using the 'polished' shitty reddit template
Fucking wew

Fuck Prussians fuck Dutch and fuck Gaylandinavia I'm finished with this bullshit!

>>130845725
>Simpson's is all brits have

Sad!

family guy is way better

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>>130844370

>>130845167
Did you write this, because I have criticism to share?

>>130845433
Indeed, buy they are not immune to the plethora of other diseases spread by the dirty little things. The mosquitoes I mean, not the niggers.

>>130846033
Biggest news stories of the day le ebin Dennis Skinner quip and le Queens hat.
Day of Rage was a damp squib.
Everyone dead/dying of excessive heat.

>>130844443
>Skeptical
>k
Ahem

>>130845104

>>130845104

kek - if we ever got over the initial nerves it could be good conversationally, particularly if the alcohol flowed.

>inb4 the swimming is to help my weight-loss too.

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>>130845964

>Labour
>not Sein Fein

>tfw was playing guitar and singing
>my neighbour rang the bell and told me to shut up

>>130846488
BTFO

The IRA and its supporters in Sinn Fein got an Irish republic in all but name called the Irish free state - it became the republic officially in 1949 - and Lloyd George was able to extricate the British largely from Ireland and its complexities.

Northern Ireland did get its Parilment in Belfast, but with limited powers and percious little guarantee for its own existence, a fact which was to become all too obvious in 1972.

But at least there was the guarantee of religious freedom for the one million Protestants in Northern Ireland, and the British subjects, both Protestant and Roman Catholic who favoured the link with the rest of the United Kingdom had their hopes realised.

But the poor isolated Protestants of the 26 counties were condemned to the 'mercy' of the ruthless republicanism and the British and World press largely ignored their plight.

Their suffering was intense and barbaric, and nowhere more so than in 'rebel' Cork where dozens were taken out and shot on the roadside. Only recently that excellant writer Peter Hart took the lid off the planned murder and intimadation of Cork Protestants in his book 'The IRA in Cork and its enemies'.

In particular, Protestants in the Orange and loyalist stronghold of Bandon received special attention. The Allin Institute where the Orange Lodges had met was taken over by IRA gunmen of the anti-treaty faction.

Before partition, the Orange Order had flourishing lodges in Cork as well as most southern counties. All, but the remanants in Cavan, Monaghan and Donegal, as well as some in Dublin and Lietrim were driven out of existence.

/ End of part 1

>>130844370
>France wins Franco-prussian war of 1870
>France occupies Rhine
>Germany never unifies
This is the ideal timeline.

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>James Ejankowski, who's 24, defrauded Clydesdale and Yorkshire Banking Group of more than £99,000 in December 2016.

>He spent the money on a BMW, a Range Rover and tattoos for his face.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-40353758

>>130846516
Fucking hell lad, how bad does it hurt?

>>130846336
that's funny
phase Karen

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Fuck'n 'ell it's 'ot 'ere

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZMUAd7OJc8

>>130846576

>defrauded Clydesdale and Yorkshire Banking Group

How?

>>130846557
They ceased to exist simply because their members were no longer there - forced to take the ship to England, the train to Belfast, or whatever other form of transport they could get their hands on. In many cases they simply walked or ran to the safety of Northern Ireland.

One lady contacted the 'Standard' to say that her mother carried her as a small child along the hedgerows in Cavan to cross into Northern Ireland. "She was desperately afraid that I might make a sound and we would be betrayed. She never forgot the terrible experience", she said.

That woman said her mother had never been a bitter person and had steadfastly refused to become bitter. "She was a dedicated Christian and taught her children to be the same. But she never trusted republicans after that and said they could never be expected to respect the rights of Unionists and Loyalists to promote their culture and ideas".

Another reader told the 'Standard' his father had arrived in Portadown as a young boy along with his parents and brothers and sisters in Cavan. "They stayed in Portadown for a year. It was the first big Protestant town on their way from Cavan and they were well received. They had not been able to bring any clothes apart from those they were wearing.

"Thanks to the kindness of Portadown Protestants they got a small house and furniture and clothing. They attended school in the Park Road area for a year, but my grandfather obtained work in Belfast and the family moved to the city," he said.

The man said the family had settled in the city and had done well. "Some members emigrated to Canada, but most stayed in East Belfast and joined the Orange Order. My father was not a bitter man, and was more bewildered than anything else by the treatment the family received.

/ End of part 2

>>130846571
>Friedrich III. doesn't die of cancer after 100 days in office
>Autism Wilhelm never takes over (like intended)
>Parlimentary democracy implemented
>Prussia rules the world
Ideal timeline

>>130846395
Only a Paki would see that and pick at the acceptable-in-Britain-but-not-usual spelling rather than the content

>>130844603
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>>130845180

We do have mosquitoes in the UK you utter weapon. Go camping in the wild in summer and you'll find that out soon enough. There are billions of them everywhere.

>>130846576
This is unironically how I assume Preusse looks and acts in real life, and the name matches

>>130846716
"They had been well thought of in Cavan, were on good terms with their Roman Catholic neighbours. But they never made any secret of their loyalty and membership of the Orange Order. This was the only reason the family could think of for their explusion", he said.

A descendant of another of another Southern Irish family, which moved to the Banbridge area, said few people realised the extent of the suffering of the Protestants from the South.

"That was the sad thing about it", he said. The intimadation and threats were bad enough, but it was the fact that their plight was largely ignored. The press at the time reported the reprisals carried out against Roman Catholics in Belfast, and no reasonable person would have objected to that.

"But the equally reprehensible persecution of Southern Irish Protestants did not get reported. First of all they had been betrayed by the British Government which promised it would never give in to the IRA".

"Then, the new Ulster Parliament was formed, but it was restricted to six counties and that left thousands of Protestants to their fate at the hands of republicans. And finally, when when the British Army left the South the Protestants had no protection and those considered to be loyal to the Crown were forced out of their homes. Many were murdered, but the majority were forced out of their homes and lost all their possessions. Many went to Northern Ireland and did well when the got settled in - a real asset to the country.

But many others went to Canada, and some to London, although they were largely ignored. No-one wanted to know about the Southern Irish Protestants. They were nobody's children and their fate was forgotten about in no time at all. There was no such word as ethic cleansing at that time, but that is what it amounted to" he said.

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WHY WAS THE QUEEN WEARING THAT HAT?

I THOUGHT SHE BACKED BREXIT

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>>130844370
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>>130846516
10 o'clock is the cut-off, don't be a lout.

>>130846804

Only a handful of those Irish refugees of the 1920s are now alive, and their children and grandchildren are now citizens of Northern Ireland and other parts of the UK, or of Canada and Australia.

Like the Huguenots, another great people expelled for their Protestantism from France, they are now simply statistics in history books.

The one-third of the Protestant population who stayed in the Irish Free State were allowed to stay on as long as they maintained a very low profile. They had to keep their heads below the parapet and their Unionism and Orangeism was derided and destroyed.

Yet, this was a proud people. The Southern Irish Protestants had produced great people like Henry Grattan, Lord Edward Fitzgerald, Edmund Burke, and many others, but it did not save them from intolerance and persecution.

Things may have improved to the extent that Protestantism today enjoys freedom which did not exist even as recently as the 1950s when Fethard-on-Sea and its boycott, as well as attacks on open-air evangelists proved.

But it is only lately that the soldiers of the Great War who fought for Britian are acknowledged as worthy of admiration, and there is still little toleration of anything that smacks of British.

The pressure exerted to prevent a small Orange ceremony in Dublin last year, and the decision to postpone the Queen's visit to the South show that in spite of the 'Cetlic Tiger' and the claims of a more 'liberal' society, there is still precious little evidence of parity of esteem or recognition of the rights of Protestants in the Irish Republic who have any leaning towards Unionism and Orangeism.

/ End of part 4.

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>>130844370
So how does it feel having your economy crash and being flooded with muslims?

>>130846577
I'm usually too scared to play when people are in the house
but I had a free house and thought it was ok

probably won't play again desu

>>130846766
I camp regularly in the summer, never once have I encountered a mosquito, just midgies.

81% humidity and rising

help

>>130844370
Kys. When did brit general become a giant autistic shitpost?

>>130846844
thought it was 7am - 11pm?

>>130846943
High humidity is absolutely fine, it's the temperature you should be annoyed about.

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>>130844370
Last interview with Rev. Ian Paisley, founder of DUP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXhwQ1nhl-s#t=36m19s

>>130846917

In these situations, you have to think: WWESD (what would Ed Sheeran do).

>>130844448
>do Brits have mosquitoes

We have Mosque-itoes, very dangerous, no bite, explode and stab

>>130846917
Keep playing mate, don't let that stop you. If your neighbour wishes to act like such a cunt without first trying to take the friendly approach to his problem, well then they can fuck off can't they. Your house, your rules and if they don't like it you should shit on their doorstep.

>>130847078
Humidity makes the temperature worse, it makes your sweat linger long after it should causes itches, rashes and accelerates heat stroke.

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DUP BTFO, Bercow confirms Dinos real

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gz8TSv5hrNU

>>130846516
>>tfw was playing guitar and singing

I need to know what your were playing/singing

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>>130847078
It's the combination lad.

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>>130846875
>>130846804
>>130846716
>>130846557

Thanks for sharing lad.

>>130846841
That was a war crime agaisnt civilians you Anglo criminals!

>>130846922
Then you're misidentifying them mosquitoes as "midgies." There are billions of mosquitoes in the UK. You can tell them apart by the high pitched whining sound they make when they're hovering around you, and you can tell when they bite you and you slap them because of the blood on your arm.

>>130847338
Bercow also confirmed that one could bang his missus without consequence.

It must feel awful nice – awful nice to have gone from an overweight, socially awkward nobody to a billionaire in like 5 years for creating ONE game. Now you get to reap the fruits of all those sweaty, Cheeto-filled coding sessions and enjoy the good life in the American Rivera. However, you need to know now…you need to know that your success is built on something disgusting, something demeaning and something that hurts millions of people everywhere. It’s time you knew what your blocky empire is built upon and I must say I’m disgusted – both at what it’s built on and by the fact that more people aren’t calling you out on this. Minecraft is incredibly sexist. There, I said it. I don’t think you’re surprised either, because you KNOW deep down, and have from the very moment you sat down at the computer that Minecraft was going to be a game that excludes half of the population. Maybe you’ve tried to suppress this fact, or maybe you’ve tried to tell yourself that you didn’t do it deliberately, or maybe, as I suspect is reality, you simply don’t care. Let me tell you exactly how Minecraft is misogynist.
Minecraft does, from the outset, strive to appeal to traditional masculinity. The simple act of building is a old gender-coded act that has caused men since the beginning of time to take it upon themselves to build buildings and other stuff. Historically, women who’ve been eager to build their Pyramids or Big Bens have been told that building is “a man’s domain”, that they’re too delicate to get dirty with brick and mortar. Minecraft shows the Patriarchal stereotype, by making building stuff the central theme of the game, you’re making women feel inadequate. Notch, you’re excluding women who have been told their entire lives that they aren’t allowed to build stuff! How do you not see this?
Also, the aesthetics of the game are very repulsive to women and this was clearly a conscious decision so as to scare women away from the game.

>>130847097
>WWESD
He'd probably keep playing
>WSESD (What SHOULD Ed Sheeran do)
Shut the fuck up and stop playing

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>>130844840
what full wizard powers gets you

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>>130847338

>>130847393
No mate, I've been surrounded by trillions of midgies and never once been bit or bloodied. The only damage causes is a stomach full of the bloody things. As I've said, I have never encountered a mosquito in Britain. Though maybe you're right and I simply haven't been in places where they are most commonly found.

You yanks always tell us to fuck off on your threads so get of here, won't get any of the brit/pol/ funny 9gag memes

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>>130847338

>BTFO

In what way?

>Y-y-you're a bunch of dinosaurs! H-h-ha!".

>>130846811
it's just a fucking hat, it means nothing

Is there happening near Glasgow theres a royal navy squad in Blantyre and loads of police cars and a helicopter going round East Kilbride due to an incident rumours on twitter that a police officers been stabbed.

>>130847499
cant believe that, probably something crazy in her head (£££). Wonder what her family thinks

>>130846708
Read the article, it's the simplest thing ever, certainly not hacking. I bet if he hadn't coughed to it he wouldn't even have been caught.

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The council have sent me one property i'm eligible to bid on this month and it's a bungalow in a sheltered accommodation neighbourhood for old folks.

I kinda fancy it desu, would be nice and quiet, everyone stares out their windows all day so my car would be safe, i'd get all sorts of odd jobs, and boiled sweets too

>>130844603
Bullshit. I'm in London and there's plenty of mosquitoes here.

>>130847691
First time in 40 years she didn't war the crown

It is

>>130847610
>No mate, I've been surrounded by trillions of midgies and never once been bit or bloodied.

That's because those things don't bite and draw blood. Mosquitoes do. We have mosquitoes in the UK. I've been bitten thousands of times. Trust me.

>>130847338
I dun goofed. Youtube vid doesn't include Bercow's response

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-northern-ireland-40360345/dup-anger-after-party-branded-dinosaurs

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>>130847709
lies

>>130846999
Tripfag culture

>>130847695
https://twitter.com/search?f=tweets&vertical=news&q=blantyre&src=refgoogle

>>130847763
What do you suppose it means?

>>130847313
>>130847355
Only when it's hot. High humidity in cool/cold temps for example is great and what we're used to, whereas low humidity in high temperatures is still really shit.

>>130847465

Kek - no chance of that happening any time soon.

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>>130847338
Did someone say Bercuck?

Time to post his wife I guess

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O-order

>>130847763
Oh no.. she didn't wear the crown.. brexit is fucking finished....

Fuck I am so pro DUP
despite being a taig
This is a development that I never predicted, nor did my ancestors predict I assume

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Will the gentleman restrain himself?

>>130847734

And if you're really lucky you might catch an eyeful of Hilda over the road, wandering round naked outside when she has another of her 'moments'.

>>130847734

Sounds comfy lad.

>>130847499
shit that hurts
> be a brit male
> encounter 50 female brits, all below 6/10
> encounter a female like at that pic
> she sucks ugly, old mans dicks

holy shit this is depressing

>>130848069
I just mean she apparently backed Brexit

What was this shit about

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>>130844523

>>130846811
She didn't wear a crown because she hadn't time to rehearse, given that she had only just finshed from her birthday celebrations.
You'll notice she also didn't wear her cape or have her orb and sceptre.

>>130848055
>>130847998
To be fair he's Jewish and he was already punching above his weight with his wife

>>130848140
implying that she is even >6/10 you fucking pleb

>>130847874
I just did a quick Jewgle and I'm wrong, there are mosquitoes in Britain. Though it does seem to be a relatively recent occurrence and they seem to be territorial right now, which may explain why I've been lucky enough to never encounter the bastards.

Fuck that nigger insect desu.

>>130846875
Thanks for that lad, saved. Where is it from?

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just watched Her Majesty's speech from earlier & shed a tear at our beautiful country & age old traditions. An independent United Kingdom is on the horizon lads, glory awaits us all!

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>>130848252

>>130848140
She's a 5.5

>>130848158
It means nothing unless she says "brexit is a mistake" and even then, she is not allowed to say that. The hat is just a hat, you're over thinking it and so is every other hardcore remainer.

>>130847734
aren't young people banned in the lease from living in sheltered accommodation

>>130848091
the man needs a slap

>>130846355
Post criticism anyway.

>>130848384
That's more than my current 0.

>>130848363
How does he get his dick in her when it's several inches below her vagina?

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Not joking, I think she's really fit

>>130848363
How could a woman not cheat on a man she towers over

>>130847998
>>130848055
>>130848091

quick rundown on these pics then pls

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>>130848385
I just mean when Bercuck gave his speech about how Britain became progressive and shit during her reign and how good that is she looked so sad then.

I always imagine her to be based.

>>130846917
Is it an electric guitar? If it's an acoustic they should fuck off.

>>130847734
can i get one with autism bux or are you full chav? looks comfy and the casual banter about the foreigners would make it extra comfy.

>>130848398
that's what i thought, but why would send it me

>>130848464
I assume nobody's forcing them to fuck standing up

>>130848517
Bercucks wife fucks men on the side and has been caught multiple times in public.

One time in a club with a nigger, another time she fucked his cousin while he was campaigning and the kids downstairs.

She doesn't ever apologize and says she did nothing wrong and that she loves living "close to power".

>>130848499
Oakshott is more attractive (and 2 years older)

>>130847438
Pasta, but my daughter is obsessed with Minecraft. I think she might be a bit autistic though.

>>130848666
They're now divorced iirc

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>>130848666
thanks lad didn't know any of that

v v funny

>>130848614
for rental?
im not a laywer so dont tust what i say

>>130847499
That man is my fucking hero. Sex between an old man and a nubile young girl is a beautiful thing, lads.

So why the fuck did today's protest amount to nothing? What happened?

Where were the happenings?

>>130848666
He clearly is into weird shit and she blackmails him to allow her to shag black males.

This has been doing the rounds on my goybook.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWRKVpdeRvk

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>tfw no air conditioner at home
>tfw no air conditioner on train
>tfw no air conditioner at work
help

>>130848091
Bruce Jenner, or the nigger?

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Just saw the future king surrounded by Moslems and I felt like bloody throwing something.

>>130848666
>>130848838
And this is funny because Bercuck is the most progressive member of parliament
He might be an actual literal cuckold

>>130848828
lol no

>>130848666
Duff wife and a duff son.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVMn-b-O4n4

>>130848356

The whole thing was awful to watch.

>no state robes
>no carriage and escort
>making the Queen say "Brexit"
>those God awful middle of the road "policies" and bills

Absolute shame.

>>130848925
>the far right is more of a threat
Deaths by far right this year: 2
Deaths by muslims: 70

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>the better-than-expected result for labour means that britain wants a soft brexit

when will this meme fucking die

>>130847734
Is that in South Yorkshire? I can't wait until I'm 60, I'll be in one of those age-banded bungalows within the week.

>>130848666
Depressing, but he should have divorced her a long time ago if that's going on.

>>130849084

>the far right is more of a threat

That's if he even was far right.

>>130848606

i dunno how much autism is worth but this was £84 a week

>>130849185
you're not making it to 60 lad

>>130849084
also. victims of leftist propaganda
UK: over 60 million
Germany: over 80 million

>>130847998
>>130848055
She's a Labour activist, what do you expect?

>>130849084
>Deaths by far right this year: 2
What about the 6 Million LGBTQIA+YXRFAxTEKKEN people that have died as a result of the DUP entering power???

>>130849185

I think you can move in from 55.

>>130847734
I am so jealous of you.

>>130847763
The Crown is apparently really heavy, be very bad optics if it fell off.

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>>130849150

>all the shills on BBC saying that leaving the EU will be an "Economic disaster"
>mfw Portugal, Spain, Italy, Greece and Eastern Europe

Also both Labour and Tory manifestos were clear on leaving single market and customs.

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>>130848707
Correct

>tfw no Oakey Doke gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OO-ZGP68-3w

>>130848278
She's fucking nice apart from her broken nose

>>130848925
some uni project, can't take it serious anyway with that jahans haircut

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>Plan day of rage
>Forget Glastonbury is starting that day

>>130848423
Firstly, the sentence construction is poor in many places which makes the read harder than it should be and less enjoyable. Which is a shame because it could be an enjoyable read otherwise. Secondly, the author repeats points he made previously later in the piece which is redundant and comes across as either A) he forgot that he already said it or B) he thinks the reader is too stupid to retain information for a few minutes. Then there are spelling errors, a lot of them, which damage a piece like this to no end. People who are going to be swayed by this piece are undecided people and those people are going to find it difficult to place trust in a talk on politics by an illiterate.

Finally, and most importantly, the author ruins the entire piece by ramming the unrelated and unnecessary opinion that "abortion is murder" down the reader's throat. The reader came to read about education and its economical situation and not to have their view of being pro-choice used against them as a moral weapon to make them feel like shit. That will turn undecided people away faster than you can imagine. I'm not saying he's wrong in what he says, only that his opinion on such a divisive subject had no place in this piece and it neutered its effectiveness.

>>130848892
true, it is also my goal

my last relationship was 2 years ago with same age woman
never again, disgusting
next time I am going for early 20s

>>130848339
There are loads, I get mosquito larvae on my pond and the odd one comes in the house, rarely get bitten though

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>>130849429

>those twirls

>>130847734
Why are you eligible to bid on this? I don't understand your situation

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>>130844762
>>130845068
Just got back from my run lads

Daily reminder that if you enjoy having a poo then you might be gay

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>>130844822
Hello

>>130848363
It would be alpha as fuck for such a manlet to have such a tall wife, if she wasn't cucking him all the time

>>130849577
This shit happened with the 2016 Referendum as well.

>>130848278
she has something going for which is appealing to me
would be comfy to have a woman like that as my wife

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>be Britbong
>vote for 1984 or Gulag
>neither wins
>government collapses later
>talk about politics on internet for change
>get arrested for posting anime pics
>dont go on internet
>go outside
>get stabbed
>stay inside
>burn to death

>>130849616

Well done lad, get your self a nice cold drink lad and relax those leggy weggs

>>130849692
As a 5ft 10 manlet I dated a 5ft 11 woman before. I really didn't find it a big deal

>>130848892
It's surprising how many guys are afraid to date younger (Legal aged) women.

>>130849839
>be American
>be Mexican

>>130849839
Hows that big beautiful wall going?

>>130849429
>>tfw no Oakey Doke gf
iktf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbqaxWjIgOg

>>130849608
no idea either, I'm not 65
I do work for council repairs, maybe thats it

>>130849469
no
>>130849835
no

does this board have no fucking standards?

>>130849084
Nothing has proven he was 'far right' at all. And he didn't kill anybody, the old muz was dying anyway and wasn't hit by the van, nobody was hit by the van as far as I can tell.

>>130849022
Liz saying Brexit upset me. Her EU flag hat also upset me.

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>>130846716
Are wee town

>>130847719
I thought that too, he found an exploit and used it. The way the headline wants you to imagine it is like neo in the matrix don't cyber shit. Nah, some fellow happened upon an bug and abused it. Im curious why he handed himself in, he must have been feeling the heat

>>130850081
They white knight every plain jane in sight

>>130847734
>neighbourhood for old folks

All thoses old widows, you're gonna be swimming in fanny m8

Old girls still need servicing lad

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>In 2005, Jeremy Corbyn voted to exempt tower blocks built before 2007 from requiring sprinklers.

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>>130849839
Shut up! Shut up, you American. You always talk, you Americans, you talk and you talk and say 'Let me tell you something' and 'I just wanna say this.' Well, you're dead now, so shut up.

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>>130848507
You just have to be sufficently alpha, see pic related

>>130850033
Everything in this show was based on a real animal. Except for Oakie. Very strange.

>>130849266
>£84 a week
what is the broadband like, there has to be a catch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahzO9LegnS4

>>130848925
I feel more radicalised after watching this desu
Probably not the effect they were hoping for

>>130849022
Yeah I wasn't fond of the actual speech. Especially the bit about clamping down on "hate" & "intolerance" of people on their skin colour or religion. It's lovely to see all the outfits & build up with the escorts etc though. Nice to see The Crown too, it's a thing of beauty. Should be thankful she's not wearing a fucking burka lad.

>>130850176
Proovesies please?

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>>130849853
Thanks lad, problem is I'm sweating like Preuße in a nursery and its not stopping

>>130850238
She has fat in all the wrong places

Might be a man actually

>>130848925
>Stupid cunt says stupid cunt shit
No thanks.

>>130850238
Damn, he is ALPHA AS FUCK. How did he manage to score such a rich manlet?

>>130850246
>everyone in the show is an animal except for the one who is clearly jewish
Certainly causes one to ponder...

>>130850157
very sad

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>>130849185
how are you going to make it past 60 when the race wars break out?

>>130850392
A cold shower will sort that right out. Not a long one, just 30 seconds in and out, fix you up good and proper lad.

>>130850425
Man faced women produce handsome Chads

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>>130850238
>alpha
>implying it's not entirely based upon wealth

>>130850033
Ah shit man, what a theme tune

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>>130849582
>>130849960
Pic related is the ideal age gap

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>>130848356

>Queen has had more horses than Catherine the Great of Russia.

>Ugly old tart couldn't even be bothered to wear the traditional robes for the state opening because she had to rush off for the Ascot races.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSXaaOjgguw

>>130850249

I bet she's got a great big hairy muff

>>130849084
>2
Fucking NO. That paki that died in the Finsbury Park """"""attack""""""" was having a heart attack PRIOR to the event taking place. Heart attacks are not right wing extremism.

>>130850249
the catch is that you believed labour when they said the tories are miserable old scrooges who've made benefit claimants die of starvation

also they're probably made of concrete blocks, concrete fascia and polystyrene so they'll have a life span of 20 more years and you wouldn't wanna buy it off em

>>130850642

>>Ugly old tart couldn't even be bothered to wear the traditional robes for the state opening because she had to rush off for the Ascot races.

I honestly think it was a protest lad.

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>>130850551

>>130850238
It must be embarassing going out with a much taller partner, he may as well be wearing a shirt that says BIG BOY.

>>130850606
implying bernie is a collosal queer and that's just his beard.

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>>130850392
>sweating like Preuße in a nursery

Kek'd

>>130850449
Kek, she does look like a tranny in that pic

>>130850893
It wasn't her decision to make.
It was decided that since they didn't have time to practice they wouldn't risk the full ceremony.

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>>130850392
get a pile of ice in a container so the ice is exposed above the rim of said container. Then point a fan in your direction, placing the container level with the gust from the fan. As the ice evaporates the cool moisture in the air will be blown directly at you = DIY air con senpai

>>130850901
It's only embarrassing if you're embarrassed, Bernie doesn't give a fuck, he'd take her home and bang her on a bed of crisp £50 notes.

https://youtu.be/2ND2ViRijs8

Nice to Piers Morgans shenanigans blow up in his face.

You think he invited Tommy on to subject him to a firing squad? Instead Tommy was dropping red pills with the largest audience the show ever had.

>>130850901
I'm sure the billions and the fact he's 90 and fucks women more than 50 years younger than him negates the embarassment

>>130851019

That the official reason lad?

>>130848918
>amount to nothing

Too warm for commies

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>>130850893
A protest at what and by whom exactly, "lad"?

>>130850606
Not just wealth, anon, charisma. And wealth, obviously. Bernie is based as fuck though, he could have any woman he wants, even now.

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>>130844443
>US
>45%
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Temperature has dropped dramatically. Just had some nice Heinz vegetable soup. Feeling comfy.

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>>130850984
>tfw will never be as alpha as Tom Selluck

>>130851059
but you cannot destroy heat you are merely moving it from your room to villages where the power stations are and then they get hor air blowing in their windows.

>>130845167
In fact, where the fuck do I find this site? I googled the bloody thing and nothing is returned.

>>130851059
I've always seen people do this on tv but never tried it

>>130845167
I actually agree that College should be free.

Because faggots PAYING to get in when they have NO INTENTION of studying something worthwhile are cancer.

All college should be scholarship-based. NOT FREE FOR EVERYONE. Only the smartest, and those with the highest IQ's - with the expressed purpose of advancing our civilization.

Think I'm going to start a blog/site aimed at ring-wing young voters

Wish me luck, main challenge will be staying motivated to actually post on it

>>130851209
The unofficial reason would be needing to change out of everything and miss Ascot.

>>130851428

Thanks for the newsflash lad

On my 3rd 2 litre bottle of Sainsbury home brand cider

not even as much as this guy has on an average day
https://patient.info/forums/discuss/200-units-a-week-427066

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>>130844370
LIVE - Rick Wiles: What’s Driving the U.S. to Provoke the Russian Bear?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61PKs6k1GcY

Is it madness or money that is motivating the United States to provoke Russia into a World War? Today on TRUNEWS, Rick Wiles discusses the latest incident between the two superpowers as a NATO jet buzzes a plane carrying Moscow’s top defense chief over the Baltic Sea. Rick also shares the details behind last night’s foiled jihadist bombing in Brussels and the neck stabbing of a police officer in Flint, Michigan by a coward yelling ‘Allah Akbar.” Lastly, Rick dismantles Jeh Johnson’s testimony on alleged Russian interference in Election 2016, and dismisses the latest claims of Senator John ‘Get Off My Lawn’ McCain.

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>>130850618

>auto-activated

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>>130851503

>>130851428
>dropped
>23c
wot m8?

>>130851600
No problem friendo. Check back here tomorrow at elevenish for my next update.

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Reminder

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Annus_Mirabilis_of_1759

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>>130851165
The Greatest Living Englishman with his family

>>130851588
No, don't do that. For crying out loud don't aim it at the right wing, aim it at the undecided voter. That's how you win, that's where you really effect people's opinions. Target the undecided people and give it a right wing lean to help nudge them in that direction.

If you aim your site at people already on the right then what exactly is the point in preaching any longer? The whole damn point of preaching is to convert the undecided.

>>130851843
>Check back here tomorrow at elevenish for my next update.

I'm here everyday lad, i'll be tuning in at 11

>watching the day today
>the past was most definitely a foreign land

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTGE9153VFE

>>130851790
It's already 19 here, and it reached 30 during the day.

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>>130851922
>The Greatest Living Englishman
Bit of a stretch, wouldn't say he's even the greatest English billionaire alive

>>130849839
>be American
>get shot
>get hit with a $100,000 medical bill which bankrupts you because you happened to lose your job the other day, therefore you have no health insurance
>die from obesity

>>130852039
Fair enough.
But how do you write something with a right-wing lean big enough to nudge undecided voters, but too big so as to deter them?

>>130852079
NEW THREAD
>>130852079
NEW THREAD
>>130852079
NEW THREAD
>>130852079
NEW THREAD

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>>130851503
My power comes from the local wind turbines senpai, feels good saving the world & keeping the folk near power stations cool too.

>>130852195
Who is then? I bet none of the others handled the proceeds of the Great Train Robbery.

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>>130851267
>>130851922
As I learn more about the old F1 lads, it starts to become clear why the media went nuclear on shilling for nog Lewis Hamilton

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>>130851864
I know we live in immeasurable health, comfort and safety compared to those Brits in 1759, but I sometimes cant help feel wanting to be apart of that time when Britain was that confident in herself, at the expense of sounding naive.

>>130852443
Lord Ashcroft is superior billionaire. He is de facto ruler of Belize

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Just got back from building a shed with my Grandad. We spent all yesterday and all today building it (wood warped + parts missing = total bollocks lol, we had to make our own parts). Grandad gripped me by the shoulder, with tears in his eyes, and said "you're the best Grandson I could have ever asked for". Also just got 100% on my quantum electrodynamics test followed by a hard workout at the gym. Topped off by a barbacue - things were slow at first but the day was saved by my choice of cider and grilled meats craftsmanship - bit embarrassing when it gave my mum an orgasm! All in a days work.

So what were you up to?

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>>130851864
AAHAHAHAHAHA

ANUS WONDER

>>130852261
I'll reply in next thread desu.

>>130852582
True, a man to be reckoned with, apparently in Belize "Ashcroft" is a common name for Rottweilers and other devil dogs. Also not averse to a bit of crime apparently, was wanted by the Yanks for years for drugs and money laundering, not sure how he got out of it. Collects VCs, does polls... Yes, maybe we have a winner.

>>130844443
>thinking people are going to admit they hate islam and put on a watchlist

>Finsbury Park terror suspect "tried to kill himself six weeks ago by throwing himself into a Cardiff river and begged to be sectioned", his sister claims
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4621086/Mum-s-broken-Finsbury-mosque-suspect-s-sister-says.html

>Armed police and helicopters detain man in Talbot, possibly a retaliation against the van hire company 1.5 miles away
http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/reports-police-helicopter-armed-officers-13214329

>Son of van hire firm owner held by police over "offensive" facebook posts
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-40347813

BWAHAHAHA it's so funny that it's autistic mongs from the LEAST areas of immigration in Britain that complain about it the most.

I voted for Brexit Leave because it will be glorious to see all these chav spacks lose their jobs, lose their bennies.

All the corporations and banks will <migrate> to Euro-zone benefits (Paris and Frankfurt)

Britain will become a banana <monarchy> with nothing but a desperately sad tourist economy.

Then. The. Time. Of. Anarchism.

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>Sauprei*en

disgusting