My god, she's beautiful

>>130842958
Have fun berthing 6 feet below the flight deck shipmate.

>>130842958
She nuclear?

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kek

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>spend money to send refugees back
>or bulid a zionist ship
>builds ship

>>130842958
A

>>130842958
Have they actually launched her yet?

>>130843314
BEAUTIFUL

>>130843358
SHIP

>>130843358
RAMP

>>130842958
HMS KEKINGHAM

>>130843351
Sea trials this month lad

>A Fucking Ramp

Lmao.

>>130843351
I think she's completed sea trials but there's no aircraft for her since she has to use the F-35B and that version is the one causing all the cost overruns for the program.

>>130843314
FUCKING RAMP

>>130843211

Oi you cheeky cunt

>>130842958
>he thinks ships with ramps are "beautiful"
I bet you also like traps, faggot.

>>130842958
What's the inclined bit on the front now

RAMP
A
M
P

>tfw no aircraft carrier but can still shit on b*it bongs

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>>130843211

>Implying you wouldn't

>>130843555
I believe that's a fucking ramp

>>130843555

Inverted dip

>>130842958
She is. Ramp and all. Congrats, bongs.

>>130842958

What's with the ramp?

>>130843638
top tier slags tbqh famalam

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A YO HOL UP, TWO ISLANDS? THATS WORST THAN TWO SCOOPSTH!!

>>130842958
>Launch new ships
>Can't protect our own fucking people from an enemy we refuse to acknowledge is an enemy.

great...

>>130843211
She looks like she has an extra chromosome.

>>130842958
It is paid by the money we could've used for something more important.

>>130843293
>Commies are asshurt

FLANK SPEED AND DAMN THE TORPEDOES, BONGS, THERE'S BLOOD IN THE WATER

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>>130843638
Karen Gillian is really the only Island Slag I would touch.

>>130842958
It looks great. Also, cool unique design.

New nuclear submarine on the way lads, get on the Royal Navy's website and take a look at the fuckery.

>>130842958

I wonder what a ramp and catapult combination would produce?

..probably broken landing gear, but shit would be awesome.

>>130843457
A faggy ramp

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IT'S MY TIME TO SHINE!

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>>130844072

>Literally named Dreadnought

Brings a tear to my eye

>ramp
kek

>>130843680
2 conning towers?
why

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>>130843550
>LGBT flag
>Calls others faggot

I think if anyone knew what they were talking about they would see that the design of this carrier is far superior to any American design. Faster, more maneuver able and has held it's own in every battle it has faced in the past 20 years.

Prove me wrong.

Protip: you can't. (My dad was a military designer so I know my shit in the field of warfare)

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>>130844154
Brand new and already rusting.

My sides.

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>>130844154
Come, cheer up, my lads, 'tis to glory we steer,
To add something more to this wonderful year;
To honour we call you, as freemen not slaves,
For who are so free as the sons of the waves?

>>130843715
to launch missile at mussies

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>>130844290
Heart of Oak are our ships,
Jolly Tars are our men,
We always are ready: Steady, boys, Steady!
We'll fight and we'll conquer again and again.

All you jealous wankers are just scared if being reenslaved by the resurgent British empire!

Lick my rusty ceremonial assault spoon you subhumans and bow to her majesty Queen Elizabeth!

>>130842958
A FUCKING RAMP
>>130843109
no

>>130843571

R
RA
RAM
RAMP
RAMPR
RAMPRA
RAMPRAM
RAMPRAMP

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>>130844371
We ne'er see our foes but we wish them to stay,
They never see us but they wish us away;
If they run, why we follow, and run them ashore,
For if they won't fight us, what can we do more?

>>130844241
One for ship operations and one for aviation operations

>>130844154
>shine
>already rusty as fuck
lol u faggot british cucks hahaha

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>>130844427
Heart of Oak are our ships,
Jolly Tars are our men,
We always are ready: Steady, boys, Steady!
We'll fight and we'll conquer again and again.

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>>130842958
A fucking ramp.

>>130844261
>I think if anyone knew what they were talking about they would see that the design of this carrier is far superior to any American design.

'Bout that... Americans studied the Falkland war and came to the conclusion that wee carriers like the British VTOL/ramp carriers have huge drawbacks, and that they vindicated American large-carrier design.

These new bong carriers are significantly better than anything they've built before, however, and it's rumored that a lot of co-operative technology transfer was shared between the QEs and the new Ford class...

Aircraft carrier with training wheels

>>130844283
Fuck me .... wouldya look at that rust... my god damn sides.

>>130842958
Seriously though, why's it need a ramp. Can your plane, like just not take off and Got? I don't get it.

>>130843895
The nazi is right

>>130844581
*fly
Wtf..

Nice ship. It will make for a nice refugee ferry

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>>130844522
They say they'll invade us these terrible foe,
They frighten our women, our children, our beaus,
But if should their flat-bottoms, in darkness set oar,
Still Britons they'll find to receive them on shore.

>>130842958
I bet that thing can carry many immgrants to EU

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>>130844663
Heart of Oak are our ships,
Jolly Tars are our men,
We always are ready: Steady, boys, Steady!
We'll fight and we'll conquer again and again.

>>130844427
Any reason for the two towers?

>>130844612
I wouldn't qualify as a Nazi, i argue with them too much.
They don't like me much.

>>130844581
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ski-jump_(aviation)

>>130844775
One for ship operations and one for aviation operations

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>>130844755
We still make them fear and we still make them flee,
And drub them ashore as we drub them at sea,
Then cheer up me lads with one heart let us sing,
Our soldiers and sailors, our statesmen and king.

>>130844775
That's where the refugees sleep.

>>130842958
Arr, that be a fine lookin' vessel, Jim lad. She'll be the terror of the Spanish maine

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>>130844206
The Brits have a history of Dreadnoughts
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dreadnought#Super-dreadnoughts

>>130842958
R A M P
A
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S

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>>130844884
Heart of Oak are our ships,
Jolly Tars are our men,
We always are ready: Steady, boys, Steady!
We'll fight and we'll conquer again and again.

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>>130844154
>>130842958

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Why does it have guardrails on the ramp? What if an airlines snags its wheel on it?

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>>130844427
>Puts 2 elevators on it
>Puts them BOTH on Starboard

>Argentina launches one Excocet at Starboard

>Flight Ops out of commission.

Guys... I think Britannia rules the waves.

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>>130842958
>He needs a ramp to get it up

>>130843466
>F-35B
Why even bother if it's using that useless tin can of a plane...

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>>130844985
Britannia triumphant her ships rule the seas,
Her watch word is 'Justice' her password is 'Free',
So come cheer up my lads, with one heart let us sing,
Our soldiers, our sailors, our statesmen, our king

>>130845053
You built her AROUND the 35B.

You can also thank Polls for the shitty engine holding up roll out.

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thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHNfvJc99YY

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It's a fucking ramp. But it's our fucking ramp and it's beautiful.

A

FUCKING

RAMP

Face it lads we're an embarrassment

>>130845053

Tell ya what m8, lets put an F-35 up against a Sea Harrier and see which one wins. The decades-old subsonic VTOL armed with Sidewinders, or the modern stealth plane with OTH radar-guided AIM-120s?

>>130844887
heh

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>>130842958
>Ramp
Heh..haha.......BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>130842958
>Gee billy, how come your mum lets you have TWO towers?

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>>130844884
Britannia triumphant her ships rule the seas,
Her watch word is 'Justice' her password is 'Free',
So come cheer up my lads, with one heart let us sing,
Our soldiers, our sailors, our statesmen, our king

>>130842958
Why do you have a ramp on it? Like, one day, a badly damaged plane is going to be coming in for a desperate Hail Mary landing, and he's going to nick himself on the ramp, blow up and die. It's going to be a national humiliation. Why would you do this to yourselves?

>>130844950
A skatepark has to have some grind rails.

>>130842958
>Germany thinks they are going to tell Britain what to do.

>>130844206
Study room my ass that's just code for mudslime prayer room.

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ABOARD THE HMS ILLUSTRIOUS
What's the definition of heaven if you're a Marine Harrier pilot? Why, spending two weeks on one of Britain's aircraft carriers, of course.

What's not to like? The flying's awesome, the food and quarters are great, and you can get a drink at the end of the day, said Maj. Stephan Poppy Bradicich, the executive officer of Marine Attack Squadron 542 who helped plan the unprecedented embarkation of 16 Harriers and 200 Marines aboard HMS Illustrious, known as 'Lusty' to its crew.

The largest-ever embark of Marine personnel and aircraft aboard a foreign warship July 15-31 was part of Joint Task Force Exercise Operation Bold Step 07-02 that included the Harry S. Truman and Dwight D. Eisenhower strike groups, to prepare Truman for its upcoming deployment.

The accommodations and food drew high marks from the Marines. They enjoyed everything from curry night to such traditional Royal Navy dishes as hammy eggy cheesy, toast layered with shredded ham, an egg and covered with melted cheese and kippered herrings along with eggs, bacon and beans for breakfast, or haggis and bashed neeps (mashed turnips) for dinner. The ship even features "Chips at Six", fresh french fries served in the bar before dinner.

Other pluses? A roomy, teak quarterdeck aft to take a quiet break or take in a sunset, beautifully varnished wooden ladders and generous carpeting (which are stripped when the ship goes into battle) and Internet connectivity that works every time.
But one of the most satisfying things is that the ship is a strike carrier where Harriers, not helicopters, are the priority.
This is the Royal Navy's A team, and they live and breathe strike, said Col. Eric 'Beans' Van Camp, the commanding officer of Marine Aircraft Group 14, who also commanded the U.S. air group aboard Illustrious. On a gator, the Harriers are secondary to the amphibious and helicopter mission.
(cont1/4)

>>130845320
Mate, they land from the other end...

>>130843638
Do you think that when they're alone Sophie bosses Maisie around and leads her around on a leash and makes her worship her body? I know I would.

>>130843211
>insulting us over our fine display of 4/10 practice slags
sucks for you guys lmao, have fun with those dry spells

>>130845053
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93NdwZAeXhI pretty neat airplane

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>>130845230
Jesus, dad, why didnt you come to us for help? It's 2017, nobody should be forced to ramp anymore.

>tfw it's time to put dad in the nursing home and I have to break the news to Canada

Yeah, I'm sure you'll rule the waves now.

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>>130845480
Then there is the piece de resistance, the 20-foot-long blond oak bar that is the centrepiece of a spacious lounge, part of the wardroom annex where off-duty officers can draw a pint, dram, cocktail, coffee or tea and reflect on the day and prepare for tomorrow.
Everyone's working really hard, but it's also OK to relax afterward with a beer, within the rules we live by, Van Camp said. The challenge is maintaining that balance between mission and safety.
If you're flying the next day, you're not drinking, nor are you staying up late, Bradicich said as he sipped a soft drink.

Its a great tool that we don't have, Bradicich said. On our ships, there's no place where you can really unwind, get to know your shipmates on a personal level, and solve disagreements. Our view is that if you have free time, you should be doing something other than hanging around. Here, everyone works just as hard, but they also know how to unwind. It's a huge philosophical difference.

That philosophical difference manifests in the relaxed atmosphere aboard the ship, including the relationship between officers and ratings, British for enlisted personnel.
Case in point? Expect a cheery 'good morning' as you make your way down the passage or an offer for help if you look lost. And in a welcome relief for the American contingent, the 1MC system doesn't crackle with announcements 24 hours a day, and the officers don't carry radios to contact one another or the captain.
When you have a third of the ship asleep at any given time, it doesn't make much sense to be waking them by blaring unnecessary announcements every few minutes, one British officer said.


In fact, the only announcement is from the operations centre that details the day's plan and tests important alarms. The only other time you hear the loudspeaker is when there's a problem, such as a fire or engineering casualty.
(cont2/4)

>>130844867
So
> HMS Shiplet

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>>130842958
and?

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>>130842958
The bongs have released photos of the Top Secret fighter they're operate from their new 'Aircraft Carrier'.

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>>130845542
Probably

>>130842958
>tfw USN sailors will be manning it until RN numbers increase.
>tfw Britain will be the only country other than the USA to use the F-35 and its variants.

We may aswell become the 51st state.
"Old England"

>>130845268
Should've just bought F18s desu

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>>130845543
This is a 10/10 moviestar in Cuckrapmpistan.

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>>130842958
>ramp

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Can I get a quick run down on the ">a fucking ramp"

Seen it bare times ok /k/ but I don't actually understand why it's a bad thing to have a ramp?

Wouldn't it get your jets in the air quicker

>>130845283
Why are you showing a container ship, they aren't military, they do ram US tin boxes though so there's that if it qualifies as warfare on the seas

>>130844427
they labelled it aircraft carrier in case they forgot what they're building i guess?

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>>130845617
And why don't the officers carry radios like their American counterparts? What the bloody hell do you need a radio for? the British officer asked. You know the plan, what the captain's intentions and expectations are. As an officer, your job is to lead, and if you need to talk to the captain all the time, then you're not doing your job or letting him do his.

Another philosophical difference is that the British are open to ideas that to Americans seem goofy, but work, such as the 12-degree ramp at the bow of the ship that dramatically improves Harrier operations. Senior U.S. naval officers over the decades have vetoed the idea, saying they don't like how it looks and that it takes up three helicopter landing spots. British and Marine officers say only one deck spot is lost to the 'ski jump.

To a man, Marine pilots want the ramps installed on their ships to improve operational flexibility and safety.

We're all in love with the ski ramp because when you come off that ramp, you're flying, Bradicich said. From our ships, if you're fully loaded, you need 750 feet, and even then you've got some sink once you clear the deck. Here, you can do the same thing in 450 feet and you're climbing.

But the ramp is intimidating at first sight, pilots said.

I expected it to be violent, but when you take off, it's almost a non-event, said Maj. Grant 'Postal' Pennington, a pilot with VMA-513 at Marine Corps Air Station Yuma, Ariz. Up you go, and you're climbing. It's a great experience.

Equally important is the ship that's bolted to the ramp, pilots said.

Some of our guys who haven't flown from our ships yet are in for a big surprise when they do. This is probably the best ship you could possibly fly a Harrier from. Its not very big, but it's really stable, no roll, just a little pitch, not like the flat-bottom gators that roll so much. Youve got the island moving 30 feet in each direction when you're trying to land. That tends to get your attention.
(cont3/4)

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>>130844663

>>130845763
Sure, and crutches help people walk.

>>130845738
Thank you for telling me what our own women look like Mr. 54%

>>130845763
It will surely get your jimmies in the air quicker, aye lad?

>>130845320
American posters make my head hurt.

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RAMP
A
M
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HAHAHA
A
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A

>>130845785
What container ship? The only two ships in the image are a boatlet with a ramp and a glorious American supercarrier.

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>>130845808
The combination of ski ramp, stability and dedicated crew contributed to a breakneck operational pace. The Marines proudly logged a ship record 79 takeoffs and landings in one day.

These guys are great. We've qualed 28 guys in three days, most with eight landings and takeoffs, so even though we said that we were going to crawl, walk, run, our pace has been tremendous, even with different procedures, Pennington said. We like to approach the ship at 45 degrees and hit one of the spots, but they approach from dead astern, come to a hover abeam, slide over, then drop down to the deck. It's different, but you get the hang of it.

The only downside? The thought that we're going to have to get off, Bradicich said.
(end4/4)


All banter and memes aside. The US Navy are fucking happy as fuck we're building carriers. Because without us they would have to deal with the Indians when the French carrier is in drydock which is 2/3rds of the time.

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>>130845738
About that...

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>>130845876
I watch a lot of British shows and movies. Your "good looking" ones are Scottish or Irish imports. Katherine Parkinson is the best you can do inside Britain Proper.

>>130845763
Yeah you can use a ramp...
Or you can use a fucking catapult powered by goddamn 190MW of raw nuclear fission

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>>130845301
She knows we're responsible enough to handle them; what happened to your two towers?

>>130844206
>classroom/study area
>separate female crew quarters, toilets and washing facilities
Nice to know that what used to be the greatest navy of the world has turned into a welfare program.

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>ctrl +f
>'ramp'
>45 results

STOP IT

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>>130846052
>To a man, Marine pilots want the ramps installed on their ships to improve operational flexibility and safety.
>We're all in love with the ski ramp because when you come off that ramp, you're flying,
>But the ramp is intimidating at first sight, pilots said.
>intimidating
>I expected it to be violent,
-Maj. Stephan Poppy Bradicich, the executive officer of United States Marine Attack Squadron 542

USMC got RAMPED!

>>130844249
B, but...gay sex is not gay.

>>130845593
I bet it can avoid running into cargo vessels, face it Yanks can't drive on land & they can't steer ships. At least you can fly planes into buildings - or can you?

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>>130846151
>what happened to your two towers?
Walked face fucking first into it, can't even be mad

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>>130846151
God damnit.

>>130846129
Yanks nicking our inventions again...

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>>130842958
europoors

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>>130842958

A

FUCKING

RAMP

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>>130845730
>F-18s
>ski-ramp

Nah, you would've been using catapults, and your
carriers would be smaller because of the greater cost.

See, VTOL capable aircraft - with the max possible combat load - usually have to do a rolling take-off to get airspeed and lift up a bit before they can lift off - STOL, instead of VTOL. That's even true for helicopters. Americans have been operating British Harriers from our light amphibious assault helicopter carriers for years in this fashion. Adding a ramp just increases the possible fuel load, and makes the entire thing safer and more reliable.

Using a ramp to launch fixed-wing only, non-VTOL capable aircraft cuts into their fuel/payload a lot more than it does a VTOL. VTOLs get a boost from the ramp, but for fixed-wing, they pretty much NEED a ski-ramp to get any usable payload off the deck if they're not using a catapult.

Basically, England is Making Ramps Great Again. China, India, and everyone else with knackered Soviet shit, or boats based on knackered soviet shit, better sit up and take note.

>>130842958
Bet you can do some sick jumps off that thing

>>130845763
https://www.quora.com/Military-Why-dont-US-Aircraft-Carriers-have-ski-jumps

most accurate answer I could find

Cute escort carrier you built dad! Good on you.

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>>130846301

> face it Yanks can't drive on land & they can't steer ship

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>>130846151
Savage/10

>>130846236
RAMP BOY
RAMP BOY

Face it bong, ramps are the well deserved target of ridicule.

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> RAMPS

>>130846151
underrated

>>130845053
I think f35s a look cuz they can hover and shit

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>>130846346

>Nuclear power
For every active nuclear carrier you need 3 more in refit/refuelling/traveling. For the 10 CVN's you have you only get 2 active, without the 11th you will have a gap soon where you will only have one on station.
10 Nuclear carriers
1 active.

>There is no US carrier operating today in the Middle East, a situation that is the product of several years of high-tempo operations and the need to catch up on major maintenance put off to sustain that pace. Carriers have been absent before, the last time was in 2007, but this gap has caught a lot of people's attention, even more so as another will occur in 2016 in the Pacific operating area.
http://www.defensenews.com/story/defense/naval/2015/11/03/congress-forbes-courtney-stackley-moore-navy-naval-aircraft-carriers-ford-kennedy-enterprise-gap-middle-east-centcom-pacom/75119168/

>When the carrier Theodore Roosevelt leaves the Persian Gulf this fall, U.S. Central Command will be without a flattop for as long as two months 2015
https://www.navytimes.com/story/military/2015/07/30/richardson-hearing-confirmation-senate-mccain-gillibrand/30882305/

>The U.S. Navy is facing a looming shortage of aircraft carriers in the Western Pacific and the Middle East this year going without an aircraft carrier for months.
>“There is no easy way to take a ten-carrier force and operate it like you have sixteen, at some point the wheels will come off the cart.”
>In recent years the U.S. Navy’s carrier force has shrunk to only ten ships. The Navy is required to operate eleven carriers by law, but the Pentagon applied for a waiver to keep only ten ships in service.
>The gap between Enterprise’s retirement and Ford’s entry into service is much longer than anyone had anticipated. “It was supposed to be a fourteen-month gap at ten carriers and now the gap will be almost eight years
http://nationalinterest.org/blog/the-buzz/us-navys-dangerous-carrier-shortage-the-pacific-14848

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>>130846151

fuckin, goddam, that serve

>>130846236
Yarr mate, don't be getting ye barnicles in a twist. In my day every ship had her a rampffffftttffffftt.

>>130846236
RAMP
RAM
RA
R
RA
RAM
RAMP

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But seriously, what is actually wrong with having a ramp?

Less runway = less weight = less fuel used per mile

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>>130846151

>>130845729
What are you talking about? it already has a full crew.

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>>130846346
being an American feels good man

>>130842958
Lol @ ur ramp

>>130842958
>ramp
>r-rule b-britannia, r-rule t-the w..waves...

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>>130844154
>They low key mocked the queen by putting her seal ON THE RAMP

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>>130846437
>can't steer ship

LOOK WHO'S TALKIN

>>130843293
>flag

>>130846651
Like you have anything to crow about

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>CTRL+F "ramp"
>69 results

>>130844775
They were too retarded to combine them into one.

>>130846597
It's mainly just banter mate.

catapults are better by far than no catapults
Ramps are far far better than just flat top without catapults.
The important thing to remember is that the F-35B is still a massive upgrade over every single current jet in the R.A.F

>>130844990
Both are better than the laughable shit the non-anglos are making.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA A FUCKING RAMP AHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>130844400
Digits confirm british ships are meme tier.

>>130846151
Britain gets one boat and all of a sudden they spit fire.

>>130844206
Reminds me of the Aussie Collins class.
They were shit.

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Kuznetsov looks better to me

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>>130842958

What a gorgeous sitting duck!

>>130846236
I just didn't understand it but this kind anon helped and it makes perfect sense now. Y'all got a small one
>>130844867

>>130845283
>number of successful US naval battles vs successful UK naval battles

>>130846825
>best tanks
>best weapons
>best AA
Umm yes sweetie, I do.

>>130842958
TWO

CASTLES

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>All these rampless losers bitter that they can't figure out advanced ramp engineering

I wish we would declare war on EVERY country that had someone in who mocked our ramp and make them feel the terror of the RAMP

>>130846920
Coal-fired piece of shit that lists to port from flooding every time a toilet is flushed and has to be escorted by two open ocean tugs custom designed for that exact purpose.
>>130846960
You forgot to turn on your Argentinian flag.

>>130844418

R
RA
RAM
RAMP
RAMPP
BRAMPP
BRAAAPP
BRAAAAPP

ok ramp but....
>NO ARRESTOR WIRES
BAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK

>>130846023
American container ship for carrying crap from China, it's a Walmart carrier - hahahahaha.

>>130844775
Sauromon has to sleep somewhere

How do I upgrade my penis with a ramp?

>>130846597
>But seriously, what is actually wrong with having a ramp?

It's the cheap option for insignificant cuck nations, basically. Which is exactly what the Argies thought you were, and for good reason:

>tiny cuck carriers
>cheapo cuck destroyers
>laughable cuck budget
>defending your fucking ships with main-battery AA-fuzed shells as A-4s make wavetop bomb-runs like it's fucking WWII
>after you lose a big merchant ship with all your fucking helicopters to a modern Exocet missile

And then your turbocucked military took the argies and face-fucked them so hard they're still whining about it. If that's what you do with shitty budget boats, just fucking imagine what you nutty bastards are going to manage with huge, modern carriers of twice the displacement?

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Charles DeGaulle coming through....
Missing: ramp
Included: nuclear

Enjoy your babbys first carrier, bongs.

>>130843638
I would consider it for no less than $1000 with a bag over her head.

>>130844775
9/11 memorial

>>130847301
Ramp up immigration.

>>130847230
The f-35b can hover land. It's cool as fuck but on the downside that ship ain't ever helping anyone else..

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>>130846651
>implying you don't
:^)

HMS Queen Elizabeth
70,000 tonnes of pure fucking win for the British.
Lets go back to the 1960's it's the year the labour government smashed the Royal Navy with the white paper, scrapping our next gen super carriers and instead we built the smaller invincible class.
Because of the defence cuts British Innovation had to get their engineering caps on once more and we invented the Harrier jump jet as well as the Ski ramp. This means we can add up carrier innovations as such
>The carrier - British Invention
>The angled flight deck - British Invention
>The steam catapult - British Invention
>The Standard Take off and vertical landing STOVL - British Invention
>The Ski ramp - British Invention
OK great, we're fucking awesome, but we're broke as fuck and the public doesn't support military spending.
Skip forward to present day and the new Queen Elizabeth carriers.
We have a huge naval personnel problem, not enough seamen, this means that if we want to run nuclear powered carriers we can only realistically operate one, which means like the french the thing will be over worked and have a huge downtime of 1-3 years mid life were we wont have a carrier.
Fuck that.
Ok so no nuclear option, well that saves money too so that's good.
Catapults? We could use steam ones for sure on conventional engines.
Let's talk next gen fighters, a carrier is only a good as her planes and our fleet of harriers were out of date as it was when retired so we need new ones.
F-35 5th generation stealth multirole Aircraft to centre stage.
You get three options A, B, C.
The RAF likes the A version, cheapest, largest fuel capacity, largest loadout capacity.
The Navy wants C, equipped for the stresses of carrier catapults and has a good fuel capacity and loadout.
F-35B, it has the smallest loadout, the smallest fuel capacity and is the more expensive of the three but the thing can fucking take off and land vertically. Marines cream over this shit and it's superior to anything in the R.A.F

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>>130843715
Help their crumpet planes get airborne

>>130847334
Also, de Gaulle is the only carrier rated for US Navy aircraft outside of the USN due to you actually learing how to CATOBAR unlike dad who still thinks it's 1939.

>>130847034
Lol, like one of each, amirite? Sucks being poor.

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>>130847334
lmao looks gay as fuck fucking nerd

>>130847107
Yarr this tickled my jimmies

>>130847401
Russia s never had a strong fleet or something.

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>>130847334
>unironically being proud of that show piece floating shower of garbage.

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>>130846651
What the fuck are you talking about, you only have one carrier that's ancient and it also has a ramp? It also looks like dog shit and looks like they use coal to power it.

>>130847402
So, F-35b is what we went for. Why?
We use what is known as a tailored airgroup on the new carriers this means that a minimum of 12 planes will be embarked when she is fully commissioned the rest will be spread out between the RAF, the Army and for use in training. We're buying around 140 of them.
By using the same aircraft, which only the B can actually do, we save billions in planes, we solve the personnel problem, we save money on the carriers by not bothering with catapults and we still end up with a jet that is miles ahead of anything else in the mutirole in the air today by any nation (other than those that use F-22 raptors for Air Superiority and the F-35A or C).
Its worthwhile pointing out that the British will have a special place in the procurement of the F-35. We are the ONLY nation that will have full access, being able to reprogram and develop the fighters as we see fit, every other nation will have to resort to the US for software changes.

Lets talk automation? A US nimitz class Carrier has a crew compliment in the region of 2-3 thousand going up to 5000 with airwing embarked.
The Royal Navy can't afford these numbers, we just don't have the people. So we automate the shit out of the problem, we achieve something the Americans haven't managed to get working and who are incredibly interested in how QE gets the job done so they can steal the tech, make it better and use it in their new Ford Class.
What this means is that our carriers will have a crew complement of around 680 raising up to 1300 when the full airwing is embarked.

So we have two super carriers, only matched by the Americans Carriers and then only if we use American operational requirements.

When this thing launches the Royal Navy once again takes her rightful place at sea and for the first time we will be able to deploy a full Super Carrier Battle Group anywhere in the world and at short notice.

Semper Eadem ("Always the Same")

>>130846437
kek

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>>130847334

>Aircraft carrier
>4 planes

>>130845704
Wait are they banging? because that would be pretty hot

>>130842958
Anyone know how the HMS Queen Elizabeth is doing because I'm missing our aircraft carrier's

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>muh aircraft carriers

>not spending defense money on developing cyber capabilities, defending our critical infrastructure

I know all memes aside it really is quite beautiful isn't it? Am I missing something? What did I forget or not pay attention to thanks to shills?

Why am I losing my grasp on current events after all this flag change? Anyone without their nations flag is officially cancer and IP should be logged with permanent ban. Hopefully that's the case with this implementation.

Inb4 they can just bypass. Yeah, implying children know how to do that.

>I'm just pretending to be retarded though!
No. You're just fucking retarded.

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why is everyone shitting on the ramp? it saves millions in jet a annually i guarantee.

also the HMS Queen Elizabeth and HMS Prince of Wales are the most beautiful ships ever built faggots smd

>>130847600
And yet the old pile of garbage is decades more advanced than your brand new "carrier" LOL.

Loving
Every
Laugh

>>130847880
For NATO, that's Estonia's job. Not kidding.

>>130843097
>not having one on the 2nd deck
Looks like you picked a shitty rate, shipmate.

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>>130847693
>We're buying around 140 of them
Noice

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>>130847334
What the fuck is this ugly piece of shit?

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>>130842958
Baby you think you're a champ but
Girl you ain't nothin' but a raw ramp

>>130842958
>ramp

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>>130847402
>chinese J-15 can't even carry more than 4000 lbs of ordidance because ramps
>compared to Super Hornet's capacity of 12,000 pounds of destruction because catapult
truly top pleb
just like your tanks with
>rifling
jej

>>130847790

They both have boyfriends but they defo fool around from time to time

>>130844283

What is salt water

>>130846706
High jinks on the high seas, it was the ale I tell ya

>>130846920

Posts shitcan kuztensov rather than glorious pyotr velikiy to demonstrate russkie shipbuilding skills

>>130848133
ordinance*

>>130848341
Is it an aircraft carrier?

>>130845283
>Erectile Dysfunction.

Poor Americans.

>>130844283

As a former sailor, there are only two states a ship can be at any time: rust, and painted rust.

>>130842958
Will Tony Hawk show up to christen in?

>>130848049
I always get jumpy whenever I see carriers in highwinds or rough seas and the planes just sitting on them. What is the magic that keeps them from going overboard?

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>there are countries that have less than 10 aircraft carriers
lmaoing at @ ur lives

>>130848074
Alouette. Gazelle's mom basically.

>>130843571

I think that few here have ever seen a jet take off from a flat deck, they always dip at the end of the catapult, apparently their tails take occasional damage. The ramp does spoil the aesthetics, but it is logical.

>>130846303
Dude, how were you not setting up a 9/11 joke? It was too obvious to not see it coming. I thought that was the point mentioning the two towers and the image of a sad eagle.,

>>130847975
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Mate your nuclear reactors are trash tier
Your carrier is tiny at 45,000 tonnes and every time it goes out on an operation it has to have over a year down time.

You're literally as bad as russia. I'm glad you have a carrier but the CdG is a massive national embarassment.

The Queen Elizabeth class is extremely advanced, her engines can support rail guns and electromagnetic catapults should she need them later in life.

The americans have a new class of destroyer, the USS Zumwalt, the largest conventional engine in the US fleet. Pretty impressive yea? Only we built them and our carriers are powered by two of those engines.

The Highly mechanised weapon handling system is the most advanced piece of technology inside the ship, able to bring pallets from the stores up to deck fully automatically in less than one minute, this tech is something the Americans toyed with and couldn't make work.

Fuck off with your aging showboat, she was out of date by the time she was commissioned.
The French literally fell for the nuclear power meme, just like the poo in loos. Only the Americans require nuclear carriers and even then you need around 16 to run a nuclear carrier fleet properly and no less than 11 to run one at sea 24/7 365

Nice ship. What a pity it has been built for an irrelevant nation.

>>130847334
good luck to anyone on board when it gets hit with a missle nerd

>>130848584
Tie downs.

If you had a real carrier you would know this.

>>130842958
Beautiful ship
Only these who have ramp on their carrier can undestand their appeal

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>>130848475
50 Acres of Mobile America with unlimited range dispensing 880+ Angry Hornets, delivering FREEDOM wherever we choose is far from impotence, my friend.

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Dear England,

Take your nuclear weapons and fuck off.

t. Scotland

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>>130847693
We actually contributed a lot in the development of the F-35

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aIz5z9VoLJU

What is wrong with a ramp?

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>>130848584
You know I'm not actually certain, I'd always assumed some series of straps or other such tie-down device for anything on-deck like that.

>>130848712
My mind was on two weiners desu

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>>130846840
Yeah but that's like making fun of retarded kids at school

we only make fun of people that can actually compete with us or else it wouldn't be called bantz

>>130844283
>>130844515
>>130844568
It's just dirt you fucking idiots.

>>130844397
relax dad, don't want you too have another heart attack, now eat your spinach old man.

>>130845978
what's so bad about a ramp?

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>>130844663

Jesus fucking Christ. They're using PLAN B as primary landing?

IT'S A FEMININE RAMP

>>130847243
Bong humor at it's finest-or should I stay lowest. At least our ship isn't a giant floating refugge center meant to bring shitskins back to culturally enrich our county.

>>130844206

If you didn't hear it, it was british.

>>130848764
>hahaha
Meanwhile, you gonna send more spies and try to cheat off us again because you guys are still in the dark about nuke power?

LOL
O
L

>>130848988
i mean if we're being serious they should have cleaned that shit before their photoshoot

>>130849059
Don't worry they can't undestand

>>130848853
.....you mentioned being flat, whil........why am i bothering.

>>130848074
Little Nellies mini me

>>130849074
nah dont get us confused with european NGOs m8

>>130849042
We've been doing it for years on our carriers. We used to train your Marine pilots in the technique all the time on the invincible carriers.

>>130849118
m8 our reactor tech is more advanced than yours,infact didnt we develop a new fusion reactor we aint sharing with europe currently?

sorry pierre but you are a strong nation but you will always be 2nd to britain

>>130849222
If you can't COD, you ain't no sea god.

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>>130842958
Aww what a cute little boat. You wanna be an effective fighting force just like the big boys huh?

>>130842958
Aye. She be a fine ship.

>>130849038
Nothing. It's actually much more economical than steam-assist.

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>>130843940
she actually has fetal alcohol syndrome, like most brits

>>130848764
One of the first articles I saw when I looked that up is that it has engine problems and broke down in the Panama canal.

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>>130848455
its nuclear cruiser or battle-cruiser and awesome looking ship

>>130848858

Nukes in Scotland keeps the Scots employed, why would you want to take that away?

>>130842958
>that ramp
0/10

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>>130848858

>>130849312
A FUCKING RAMP

>>130849372
>literally making harry potter tier references
summer go and stay go

>>130848821
Like how the mud tied down the french at Agincourt?

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>>130845480
>Lusty

>>130844581
Because if a plane is fully loaded with bombs and fuel it needs a longer runway to get enough speed for ascent.

The ramp reduces the length required.

Britfuck retards, seriously.

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>>130849118
>In the dark about nuclear power
Jesus titty fucking christ are you shitting me? Our Nuclear submarines are second to none. Our boat captains are the top tier in the world and the Royal Navy along with the Dutch navy train every captain in the US fleet because of our skill and expertise.

Fuck off frog, you have no idea who you're talking to or what you're talking about

>>130847479
We're using the F-35 you mong.

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>>130846840
really the chinese are about to make one also the french one is better because it does not have a ramp

>>130847007
>The English Amarda
After the Spainiards uttery fail with their armada the Bongs decide to launch their own version and also utterly fail. 11,000-15,000 sailors die or are wounded while 40 ships are lost or captured. It would be pathetic if it weren't so hilariously ironic.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_Armada?wprov=sfla1
>The Battle of Leyte Gulf
In what was possibly the largest naval battle of history the U.S. cripple the Imperial Japanese Navy and secure the way for the liberation of the Philippines.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Leyte_Gulf?wprov=sfla1

I think those two events about sum up our naval histories, brit.

>>130848858

Lad I don't know what you're so smug about, even your remote islands are becoming enriched, never mind your towns and cities.

http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/699026/Scottish-islanders-Syrian-refugees-Bute

>>130844427
what's the carrier next to the elizebeth?

>>130849859
File name.

>>130849442
Eh, it got sorted out. She's been busy and of course there will be maintenance requirements.

Old snaggletooth britbongs mad they haven't figured out catapults and toothbrush tech.

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>>130849675
>our boat captains train US captains

>>130849859
HMS Illustrious

>>130848475
>A tiny donglet extending upwards at the prow
>They don't even have functioning CATOBAR
Sad!

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>>130842958
This is the Norwegian aircraft carrier...

>ramp
easy to maintain and cost nothing
> catobar
COST A LOT , and hard to maintain

also THE HMS QE is neither , it s A VSTOL type , it will use f35s and harriers

>>130843211
What is everyones seeming obsession with this chick?

>>130850005
>ramp
limits type of jets, payloads, weather and wind affect takeoffs, less takeoffs per hour

>Catobar
Costs more but who gives a shit when it's literally better in every way.

>>130847402
1)Parallel development so sorta?
2)Yup
3)Yup
4)It's short not standard and NO!
5)Yup.
You missed hydraulic arresting gear and armored decks. So 3/5 but you get the +2 you forgot about.

>>130849991

Put a ramp on it.

>>130850019
I really don't know aside from it's the "hottest" thing Britain Proper can produce and it still looks like a sloth.

>>130849991
At least it's not made by Ikea.

>>130849991
Is that for a Midsummer's Bonfire?

>>130849940
>he doesn't know shit about his own navy
Every US navy boat captain must pass the course first time or they are banned from serving in on a submarine.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Submarine_Command_Course

>>130845283
I like how you've squashed the left image.
Overcompensating as always.

>>130849991
it at least doesn't have a ramp

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>>130844206
fuck you for giving us this piece of shit

>>130849701
but you can launch only planes under their own power so no turbo-prop so no awacs the planes will have limited fuel and weapons why did britain choose the ramp just to save some money when people are moving away from it?

>>130850191
>4 STOVL
>Who invented the Harrier jet?

>>130850166
you should give the british credit for being the only other nato country which can be arsed making carriers which even come close to the nimitz class. We're trying man, we're trying

>>130848777

Says the country that would rather rely on America than even attempt to stand on its own two feet.

>>130850242
No ramp but make it at least twice as long as it needs to be and give it wifi

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>>130849634
>here's our advice on take off and landing
http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/819809/F16-fighter-jet-fire-Houston-Texas-aircraft-crash
>heres our opinion on naval craft
http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/818382/BREAKING-Missing-USS-Fitzgerald-sailors-found-dead-in-flooded-ship-compartments

>>130850496
They were too poor to have catapults. They will have to rely on limited versions of the F-35.

>>130842958
>Two towers
>A fucking ramp

>>130844418
>Tfw I was autistic enough read this out loud and sounds like an engine revving up

>>130848976
Fair enough, you cheeky cunts.

>>130850005
with catobar you can launch planes with more fuel more weapons also turbo-props cargo planes awacs so on
the ramp only strong point is its cheap to make and maintain

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>>130849675
Astute class is best class

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>>130850019
Whats not to obsess about m8?

>>130846151
Holy fuck, can the bongs banter...

>>130843211
Ugly