Yellowstone

>>130816405
Yes please blow yourself up, try to stomp on the ground to get that pressure release going

>>130816611
Are you jealous because of how much food we export?

>>130816405
Pro-Tip: Volcanic Ash is actually tiny shards of obsidian glass. If you breath it in it shreds your lungs. Nobody's going to give a fuck about anything in politics other than disaster relief and FEMA's going to be top dog for a while. Nothing good will come of this, save for dead niggers.

Oh also, nothing's going to grow right for years. The ash clouds will drop global temperatures and reduce the amount of sunlight that reaches the surface. Expect acid rain too.

It kills commies

>>130816405
>What are the chances the eruption would be good for the west?

Considering that it probably will kill the US as an entity, I would say it is really the best thing that could happen

>>130816923
I'm legit scared of Yellowstone. It will be the killing blow to the west if we aren't unified enough.

>>130819094
PAY DEBTS

>>130819785
No

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>>130816405
You faggots don't realise a super eruption would cause global cooling from the ash cloud for possibly decades.
It would be a mass extinction event, only a handful of humanity would survive.
It will be the end of civilization.
I for one pray every night for it. It would be glorious , a complete humanity reset.
Survival of the fittest

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>>130816405

>California will be perfectly fine

Why can't the weather send all the ashes and volcano shit to them and kill them all.

Why can't they also get The Big One and a massive drought at the same time?

America would be saved for the next millennia.

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>>130820573
Britbro gets it

>>130820573
>supervolcano krokatoa erupt
>36 k people die
>5 shitty winters

wew we are all going to die for real

>>130816405
a yellowstone eruption would not help anybody. Where are the Russians and Chinese going to aim their nukes to destroy america if this sweet apocalyptic threat is naturally removed?

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>>130816405
>>130816923
>>130819094
>>130819354

It will DESTROY most of the third world countries. That means 2nd world countries too such as the arab states.

Its also a perfect chance, in our distress, to unveil advanced tech that we've been hoarding (that guy from skunkworks made the quote years ago we've got better-than-star-trek shit already).

When money and oil dont matter and life does, people who've got the keys to that stuff will pull it out, and they'll shoot their bosses.

That'll keep the lights on and keep the transportation going. And it will remove kebab in an exceedingly efficient manner.

Kinda ironic that Pure Chaos and destruction is just what we need to get the corrupt government and corporate bullshit out of the way.

>>130821173

> at the sandniggers
> china hates them, and they're in ballistic missile range for em

>>130821061
at least 10-100 times as much pollution from this one as it was from #Krak

>>130816405
It's not going to happen
Quit getting people's hopes up

>>130821540
Nice power fantasy
Here is what will real happen
>Some hunderds of thousands of Americans and 2 Canadians are going to die
>Potato prices are going to double
>Far North and Far South regions of the world will get harsh winters for some years
>US will shrug it since no actual industry or important economy got hit

I live in colorado

How fucked am i

>>130821173
>a yellowstone eruption would not help anybody. Where are the Russians and Chinese going to aim their nukes
Using nukes will cause nuclear fallout to spread around the northern hemisphere. You REALLY don't want that...
Volcanic ash on the other hand is not radioactive. Consider the eruption of Yellowstone as a blessing.

>>130822130
99.9% if you don't get out a few days before it happens.

>>130822130

rip basically

>>130820753
There's no saying an eruption that big couldn't trigger subduction slides.

>>130816405
I'd worry more about oceanic Earthquakes.

>>130821993
> entire grain belt and rocky mountains inundated by feet of ash
> all that real estate destroyed, Denver is gone, Salt Lake City probably too, Kansas City and Oklahoma City are fucked as well

KYS
no food will grow there for years, until people start mining the ash for fertilizer

>>130816405
Question: what happens to nuclear weapons stored in this circle?

>>130816405
Zero.

Such event will not kill off unadapted cultures, it will kill off unadapted lifeforms.

>>130822130
As soon as it happens you gotta get in your car and head southeast. Use a road atlas and take highways not interstates.

Have a handgun with a bunch of magazines, and boxes of ammo.

Now you can safely say you avoided the ash, in order to die to the social unrest.

>>130822634
Act as dirty bombs. Detonating nuke is complex process, bashing/burning it won't start chain reaction.

>>130821993
>US will shrug it since no actual industry or important economy got hit

Did you really just say that?

18 States or so (best case scenario) are basically fucked, rest of the US slightly less fucked, and no actual industry or important economy got hit? Yeah okay...

>>130822634
Buried, depends on how close. The nuclear missile silos in montana will be buried under probably 15 feet of solid ash.

>>130822715
You forgot get water filters

Guys I am a Earthquake Scientist, this is not normal. Fish have left lakes, bizons have left earth, and i'm not joking but.. wait for it.. FUCKIN' EARTHQUAKES are happening at a volcano. I'm scared, I've never been so scared in my entire live. Something is going to happen. The thousands of people working for USGS including me know it all, but we have to keep silent. I'm trembling, please get out now.

>>130822715
>die of social unrest

Isn't the gun there to stop that?

>>130822534
>corn belt untouched
>rice belt untouched
>more than half of wheat production untouched
>all that real estate destroyed
>less people tho

Big deal

>>130821993
US will stage a mass migration/invasion/annexation of Mexico and South America.

Genocide will happen. People that cry about it will be shot in the fucking head.

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>>130821740
1. How valid is this map, why do these maps always differ from each other like the one in the OP?
2. Convert it to imperial measurements or B L O W I T O U T Y O U R A SS

>>130816405
The odds of it happening are still fairly low for this century. The US contract with other nations is just an agreement that if shit should somehow hit the fan then they will assist.

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>>130822965
Like these earthquakes?

Personally I think its just doing dormant volcano stuff, its not gonna be perfectly still until it erupts.

>>130822715
>>130822902

Hey alex sorry I missed that.

it would be no more than a forest fire

LET NATURE TAKE ITS COURSE !!!!!11

>>130823119
1. Those maps aren't gonna be all the same bc they're predictions.

2. Its not hard to google: mm to inches

>>130823116

Acid rain will kill almost everything, including the trees.

>>130822846
18 useless states with 10 people each that they produce mostly potatoes and inbreds

>>130822965
Where did the fish go and how did they get there?
Who took the bizons?

>>130823412
>Acid rain
you fucking wish damned junkie

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>>130823406
>1. Those maps aren't gonna be all the same bc they're predictions
Thanks
>it's not hard to convert mm to inches
For me, it's a matter of principle

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Who ready for /martial law/

>>130823491
>useless states
Are you retarded? That's where all of our food is grown.

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>>130822130
Yes but that gets down to combat proficiency, and dragged out over time it only enables life to continue, it does not guarantee it.

Pic related is when he stops for gas when shit is hitting the fan and he's been killed and they're looting his car.

But hey its better than the 100% death of staying in colorado for more than a couple hours after its blown.

>>130823491
Heard of wind? The US is lucky if the remaining ash is blown into Canada, Mexico, or the Pacific, but if it comes towards the East Coast, then they are mega fucked.

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>>130821993
Are you fucking retarded, honest question.

If you hadn't noticed, east of the Cascade mountain ranges lies a huge portion of our agriculture. If we don't count the amount of complete loss of crops due to a change in climate and massive change in geography (the crater that used to be Montana, Wyoming and Idaho), and focus entirely on the exposure of just the ash cloud to our livestock, and how many it kills, you are looking at food shortage out the ass, and people leaving states to pack into ones less affected by ash. Not to mention what it would do to our economy, as all of our farmers use, big shocker here, fuel to power their farm equipment, which they cant afford in that case anymore due to the crash that fucker would induce.
And with all the farmers I had the pleasure of working with, outside of the industrial farming standard you see with the multi-million dollar combines and other assorted equipment, they use outdated John Deer or Ford's from the sixties that they have barely kept running due to the lack of substantial income. Even if our nation isn't outright fucked, it would be for the years to come due to the setbacks of YELLOWSTONE WIPING AT LEAST THREE STATES OFF THE GODDAMN MAP.

>>130823599

how about escape?

>>130823750
Just converted those mm to inches, seems like absolutely nothing on the east coast

>>130823599
>Do not drive

Yeah just wait and die

>>130823739

Yea I guess a gun would help with not dying but wouldn't guarantee not dying.

>>130823790
Oh no, you might even have to lift sanctions and buy wheat from Russia for a couple of years

>>130823949
>not taking advantage of a US govt to create your own Ethnostate

>>130822846
All of our large companies are based in Texas, Delaware, Florida and places like that. If anything once FEMA gets in after the disaster and takes care of the social uphevail, our own companies will have a really cheap and easy way to start fracking in these regions. A lot of it right now is national parks.

If anything this could become a net benefit for American businesses as long as the Chinese don't pull some spooky shit and end up buying it up themselves.

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>>130816405

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>>130823750
the ash goes up like 40 fucking miles or something like that, it spreads out because of bouyancy and the ash pushing up against it

well above the wind currents below - thats why it goes up north and south so far (even west, against the wind)... however when it starts coming down it will be affected by the wind... but it'll have abit less effect than you might think.

>>130823790
this must be a new kind of shilling, trying to accept that its going to happen but then downplaying it like its going to be nothing (there was a scientific article I read like that actually, despite how most of the evidence says we're fucked)

>>130816405
if yellowstone took out the area indicated you would all be fucked because wll the white people who actually grow all your food live there.... you would be relegated to a bunch of southern spics and niggers and big city coastal fags that..... middle america is america... the rest is just urban dumbfuck containment

>>130824226
Why is the west coast relatively unaffected, is it because of wind patterns?

>>130824226
Oh shit the Dems would win 2020 if this happened

I don't even want to imagine how hard blacks would chimp out if this happened

>>130824055
All your food will be fucked tho

>>130824194

What about everyone that works at those large companies dying because they need food?
Yes food could be imported but at first the economy will be too fucked to buy anything.

>>130823599
>martial law
>when homes are crushed by tons of ash within the blast zone and razor sharp volcanic glass in the air will kill anyone that doesn't have heavy duty gas masks on
it would be a graveyard within the blast zone and total chaos on the edges

>>130824360
>(there was a scientific article I read like that actually, despite how most of the evidence says we're fucked)
Could you elaborate on this? I'm curious
>>130824369
This

>>130821740
Hippies check.
Mormons check.
Evangelicals check.
Degenerate Vegas check.
Save the farmers and nothing of value lost.

I have a question

What if some muzzie etc wants to blow up yellowstone deliberately? Is there any way that would be possible or are the amounts of TNT required too abnormal to accomplish it?

>>130824092
Your input is uneducated and you obviously never worked in the farming industry, dipshit.
>>130824360
It is, probably thinks it won't affect him.

I just want to see a finale to it all

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONzAvoQMf5Q&ytbChannel=MashupsMusic

>>130824540
>implying they won't either freeze to death or die within the first few weeks of starvation
>>130824590
>no food
Yea, you're right on that. There would be LOTS of unrest in the east to say the least

>>130824692
Considering its a magma chamber thats miles underground, they would need like a MOAB at least to even remotely effect it.

>>130824692
Volcanos don't respond to trucks of peace. A truck of peace dropped from a hijacked galaxy transport plane dropped from 33,000 feet... By God!

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>>130824838
I think Trump still got some in his arsenal

>>130816405
Agreed

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>>130824838
>>130824936
>>130824692

You fucking idiots, the answer is simple, we drop a colony on it

>>130824838
Moab... You... What? Sure the explosion is big enough to simulate an earthquake at surface level but that thing blows up the sky not underground.

>>130824590
What the hell are our aircraft carriers, "diplomatic relations" and nukes for if not for getting cheap deals on grain when we absolutely need it?

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>>130824954
Doubt a muslim could hijack one tho, how would that even be possible?

>>130825044
Nice digits

>>130825219
>Doubt a muslim could hijack one tho, how would that even be possible?
Maybe if the moderate rebels in Syria asked for one to use against evil Assad?

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>>130824745
>all those idaho anons trying to convince everyone they are relevant

>>130825167
Thats why I said to "even remotely effect it"

>>130825182
Good luck threatening other countries in giving you food lol, but yeah they would likely just give you foreign aid anyway.

>>130825044
Space muzzies hijacking orbital colonies. Taking in poor earthfugees into white space will we never learn after the 26th galactic holy crusade.

>>130824838
>>130824954
>>130825044
>>130825167

Wrong

It'll take something in the yield range of 50+ Megatons to cause an earthquake big enough to destabilize the lower rock levels where the magma needs to break to get released.

And it has to be a surface detonation or preferably even underground.

The answer isnt a Tsar but having a bunch of smaller ~5 MT warheads all daisychained in the same spot.

>>130819354
The world economy would collapse and every nation would horde food. While you'd see a massive die off of Americans, you'd see a million times worse in the third world.

>>130822130
Start running

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>>130825509
Have you not seen what the colony Drop did to Sydney?
>>130825491
>space Muzzies
Nigga, try space Nazis
SEIG ZEON
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=L03K2njcCrM

>>130816405
based on that graphic it doesnt affect nearly enough SJWs

>>130825416
top kek,
they think they are the breadbasket of the US. they dont produce shit aside from some potatoes and maybe ethanal subsides low grade corn.

might hurt the supply of food in teh short run but the rich, volcanic soil will make the foodbasket of the US, even better.

ruralalist of the ruralist fags [MIDDLE OF NOWHERE], BTFO'd eternally.

>>130825322
How could they sneak it back into America?

>>130825509
Yea a Tsar would work as long as its buried underground a bit.

>>130816405
yellowstone erupting is a potential extinction level event you dip.

>>130825454
Knowing us if our supply of burgers ran out we'd create a missile capable of razing in straight lines that also seeded pasture grasses in its wake. Then we send in the marines to build a fence around our new ranch. The beef must flow, he has the weirding way.

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>tfw no matter what fallout projection map you look at, your family bunker is outside it.

Listen, I'm sorry you will die a slow death, but take comfort in the fact that I will mourn you demise.

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>>130819354
yellowstone is piss on a stone compared to other apocolyptic scenarios which can play out in this wonderful world.

>>130825840
I was just memeing desu, but I'd assume it would have to involve a deal with the cartel to smuggle it back in

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>>130825665

> arabs eternally BTFO by literal apocalypse level famine and poverty, worse than haiti
> its an absolute free for all and the AK-47 is king
> kebab removes itself

>>130825838
Well most of N. America will be reduced to Africa status anyway so most of them will have more to worry about than their SJW nonsense.

>>130822130
10+ feet of flaming hot ash will entomb your body. No one will find your corpse under all that ash.

>>130824629
hmm how to elaborate... basically you have these metro areas packed full of millions of people that are nothing but consumers with little to no actual skills to provide for themselves. city people think they are superior to "country folk" because they have been brainwashed into thinking if you dont live in a city you are just a hillbilly when the reality is those people in small towns travel to the big city all the time, they know what its like.... but not so much the other way around. you dont get city people going to a small town of 10k or less people just for the hell of it.... if you look at the voting last time around the only blue places where highly populated urban areas.... city people chase trends and are mostly good little robots that do what is the accepted norm and dont actually think for themselves.... its not so much that city people are all retards, its that they are naive and ignorant to what actually goes on in the rest of the country..... feel like im just rambling meow so yea....

>>130826073
Oh, I thought your article was talking about the probability of Yellowstone erupting or something

>>130820845
How TF can you have three winters with no summers between that'd just be one long winter you dumbfuck

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>>130825416
You're still an uneducated dipshit, your sources contradict eachother. Not to mention that you left out livestock, and a large majority of the farming I am refrencing is still within tertiary zone of ash, which would still kill crops and animals, plus poison water just by the dusting alone.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Year_Without_a_Summer
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1815_eruption_of_Mount_Tambora#/media/File:1815_tambora_explosion.png

If Yellowstone was anything like Mount Tambora, it will have worldwide implications.

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>>130816405

The coverage zones never reflect seasonal winds. If it happens now, the strong southerly winds coming from Mexico and the gulf will push it North and East. It will likely miss Texas altogether and hit more Midwestern states like Michigan, Ohio, Indiana and Illinois.

If so then I'm ok with this.

If it happens in winter then I'm fucked big time.

>>130826281
the area that will be taken out by yellowstone will effect a huge percentage of farming and ranching operations is what y point was... and then there will be nobody with the knowledge of how its done and people will have a steep learning curve which will involve a lot of people starving to death or killing each other for supplies... basically the point i was trying to make

>>130825840

Actually what im thinking is the Tsar and other large devices, they have a more drawn out shock/burn due to the Fusion taking place over a longer period of time and a smaller proportion of it being Fission. It may take upwards of a second or two for the fusion to have run its course.

> this is part of the reason why the high-thermal blinding exposure for big bombs is spread out over 15-20 seconds

When you use multiple devices each one is Fusing its material in its own furnace, and there is a larger proportional amount of Fission that takes place to start it.

> Fission releases that energy very, very quickly, while Fusion takes a slight bit longer to complete.

TL;DR - If you use multiple smaller devices to add up to the same yield the Impulse from the explosion is sharper, and for a ground shockwave going into the earth it will be more destructive to the structures underneath.

>>130826589
Nice
Sounds, Cheeki Breeki
>>130826512
Someone should make multiple prediction maps each showing the seasonal wind variables

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>>130826017
but you know it aint shit till the fat lady sing

(btw when will this fat slut sing?)

>>130816405

>deliberately let in as many 3rd world savages as we can
>settle them in Colorado because fuck them
>slowly move White people out of based Wyoming and other states in area

You see where I'm going with this.
>Yellowstone goes off

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>>130826450
>, your sources contradict eachother.
Literally how

> Not to mention that you left out livestock
well ok den

>If Yellowstone was anything like Mount Tambora, it will have worldwide implications.
A YEAR WITHOUT SUMMER
And then the world move on

>>130816405
Build a fucking wall there too!

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>>130823491

>the literal breadbasket of the planet destroyed by volcanic ash for at least a generation if not longer
>useless

The Central Plains states produce about half of the world's grain, dairy, corn, beef and pork. We literally feed the world. It's the single largest area of arable land ON EARTH. People sing the praises of the 'Horn of Africa' and it's fertility and the Central Plains makes it look like a fucking window garden by comparison.

>>130824429
really, anon?

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>>130819354

It might be exactly what we need TO unify us.

Imagine this once-in-eons event happening and returning us to our ancestral Europe...with our guns...and taking it back from those who gave it away and those 3rd world savages who plague it.

The 3rd world relies entirely on the generosity and benevolence of the 1st world to survive. Without the massive excess production
of food, they will die by the hundreds of millions over the years. As long as we refuse them entrance into our lands (why would they bother at that point? No more gibs) we'll be fine.

>>130826759
kek

>>130827084
>>130827013
>>130825416
Oh so now your inbred potato county is WORLD relevant now

Fucking americans superiority complex lmao

>>130820573

>fucking edgy fucking shit fucking Face fucking book shit fucking pic and edgy fucking Darwin shit faggot fucking post

Go slurp Mutumbo's nut out your mum's minge.

>>130827236
>greek
>talking shit about anyone's relevance
Go pay debnts to your german masters stelios

>>130827236
DEBTS YOU TURKISH RAPE BABY
You stink like feta.
Also look up export data and eat your own ass.

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>>130827429
Mind your tone lad, we are the most relevant country in the WORLD when it comes to iron production

>>130827606
Niggers turned inside out.

>>130827013
First year temperatures may be down like 25F (90 degrees becomes 65 at best) but this will continue for many years at the -20F level.

And this affects the whole planet, even the tropics. Though it may take the longest time to work its way down to the south pole.

These predictions only account for the blockage of sunlight, not other factors. Due to Albedo any snowfall that accumulates and takes time to thaw will be reflecting sunlight rather than the ground absorbing it.

Water is also a heat sink, having snow on the ground with weak sunlight to melt it is going to be like opening a freezer and the cold air just flows out of it.

Cold/Icy regions are going to provide prevailing wind force for low pressure fronts.

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>>130827013
>well ok den
>A YEAR WITHOUT SUMMER, And then the world move on
>Literally how

Do you see big red circle? Big red circle go boom, dust in big red circle make food, people and animal go bye bye. God do I have to fucking walk you onto the short bus too?

>>130827712
>First year temperatures may be down like 25F (90 degrees becomes 65 at best) but this will continue for many years at the -20F level
Has there been another time on Earth where it was like this? For reference

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>>130827543
>Also look up export data and eat your own ass.
>http://www.indexmundi.com/agriculture/?commodity=wheat&graph=exports

45% OF THE WORLD EXPORTS LADS WEW
>not even first

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

>>130827759
>less cow to eat
>less people to feed
Hmmm
Also thats the only map that has significant part of it in the red part

Just admit that noone would miss your state

>>130823491
this is the type of naive city fuck thinking that i am talking about.... this fool probably cant even cook hamburger helper

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>>130827084

T H I S
H
I
S

> the globalists wont have to worry about agenda 21 anymore for depopulation

>>130827606
Actually

China is far more relevant than you gayreeks

Made In China

and dont you forget it

>>130828577
>rural retard thinks his farm feeds half the world because he never got out of his county
>get BTFO by facts provided by his own government and global investment houses
>still try to spin it like I am the naive retard

>>130829155
Yeah no shit sherlock

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>>130820753

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>>130829557
I want this to happen so badly

>>130827950

Has to do with projections based on worldwide sun blockage due to how much of the volcanic ash will remain in the upper atmosphere.

Ash layers in rock strata from previous supervolcano eruptions around the world would also tell how much of it would remain in the upper atmosphere (since picking some random place on the map and checking that specific depth of rock is the best way to gauge it, as some place that wasnt in the immediate ash fall zones for a given volcano)

>>130829557
With ash everywhere, it'd be like a real life Silent Hill. Too spooky for me.

>>130829382
>Asshole from Greece lecturing America on economics.
GTFO fag. Go ask germany for some more money.

>>130830334
O SAY CAN YOU SEE?

>>130826337
Exactly, you dumbfuck. It was describing a winter that lasts 3 times as long. And the guy was probably high off mushrooms or something, which is how he got the vision. Not to mention he was nordic. It's pretty amazing he was even that coherent.

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>>130830429
I love how everyone responds to my initial posts like they are farming experts and when they scroll down to the maps they just shut up and resort to denbt memes

You sure showed me there lads

>>130829557
Alaska

>>130822130
In 6 thousand years archaeologists will uncover your body and wonder if they found a new species, they will be excited and announce the discovery of Homo sapiens porcus only to be disappointed when they realize human beings could be so fat

>>130822902
and male vitality

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I'm in Southern California will I be okay?

>>130823028
The gun is for you

>>130830912
>california
>okay
you're not okay one way or the other

>>130830912
Unfortunately, yes
But you'll still have to deal with massive amounts of civil unrest and food shortages

>>130829557
What were the 5 countries we had refugee treaties with, in case this ever happened? Saw South Africa mentioned in a thread a couple of days ago.

>>130831056
Australia is one of them apparently

>>130830912
Me and you lol I dont even deserve to live hahahah eat shit everyone else

>>130816405

>Yellowstone
>Brimstone
>The most sinful country in the world.

God's wrath is truly pre-meditated and beautiful. Every minute we draw closer to it, and as our society decays, the closer we get to the prophesied lake of fire which all the judged will be thrown into.

>>130829382
"never got out of his county"
yeah greaseball thats what i just said.... you fucks think its just hillbillies that never go anywhere when its the opposite... we go to the city and travel all the time..... but ignorant fucks like you think we are all just simple minded inbreds..... your country is barely as big as most of our states yet you think we are all the same and you are all different then every other euro country.... ignorance at its finest

>>130819785
you're next, francois.

>>130831277

Sodom and Gomorrah were real, and the US is getting close to God's Wrath. It will come from a place literally called brimstone.

>>130830721
>they are farming experts
I live on 3,000 acre farm.
AMA bitch.

>>130830912
California NOW can't survive without importing food and water from other states. If those other states get rekt California will die a slow death, made slightly quicker by the panicking populous.

>>130831603
I'm ready

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>yfw the Yellowstone eruption leads to the Big One in California

>>130831954

Likely triggering a chain reaction along the ring of fire. Enjoy your tsunamis, slants.

Cali would be so fucked if this happened. They'd have no water, food, or anyway out

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>>130832286
It would be glorious

Surtur's rising

>>130832286
>They'd have no water, food, or anyway out
Ever hear of napa valley, Salinas, etc. Inner cali is good farm land. Most veggies come from salinas area.

I live in Southeastern Idaho, so if it goes, I have literally zero chance to live.

I learn not to worry.

There will be mass starvation followed by civil war in China. Book it.

>>130832286
california has quite a bit of farm land but it will be overran by all the millions of desperate fucks trying to get out of the city

theoretically speaking,if yellowstone does eventually erupt,will best korea tak advantage and starts spamming us with nukes?

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>>130831111
NOOOO
not austrailia!
fucking quads

>>130832917
theyll die off within the year, all of them
> the cold

Serious question: if Yellowstone erupts every 600,000 years, how is it a breathtaking landscape with all those rock formations? Not to mention it was covered by the laurenteid ice sheet much more recently than that.

>>130832917
>theoretically speaking,
>Me thinks you're an asshole. Inability to form coherent sentences interlaced with 4chan memes.

>tfw CT

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>>130816611

>>130822965
>Earthquake Scientist
>not seismologist
fake news

>>130832935
>not wanting to hook up with a qt Sheila
Fun fact:Australia can really only sustain 25 million people and they already have 30 million people
>also
Is that pic from Texas chainsaw massacare?

>>130833546
Ayyyy nigga me too

>>130816405
None of you stupid niggers know that the eruption wouldn't just destroy the US, it will destroy the earth. Rapid cooling, mass extinction, eventually there wouldn't be enough food to sustain the population and it will all come crashing down. Countries dependant on others will be the first to go. You dumb fucking niggers just don't even know.

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>>130834194
Nah, it'll all turn out fine and well

https://www.nps.gov/yell/learn/nature/volcanoqa.htm
Please read in its entirety

>>130816405

If you look at the areas of the US that would be obliterated by Yellowstone, you will note that they do not include our major industrial, agricultural, or population areas.

What will end up happening is the US Agricultural economy will no longer have a surplus. It will still take a massive hit, and what we produce will have to be used internally. The Government may even have to nationalize the food production chain for awhile and all of us will be eating, rice beans, and government cheese for a year or two.

Still, we will be fine over all, and will recover. The people who will be in deep shit will be countries dependent on the US for food imports. We are literally the breadbasket of the world. The Mississippi river plains are responsible for a large percentage of the global grain production.

Couple this with the global ash cloud, there will be huge famines in China, India and Africa, as even though all three places produce alot of food, they are inefficient about it and still need to import more from places like the USA. With no imports coming, and their domestic production also in the crapper, these areas will be up shit creek.

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>>130816749
>Are you jealous because of how much food we export?
who are you selling it to because it's not us

>>130832286

Cali will be fine.

>No food

Napa Valley, arable land sheltered from blast by the Sierra Nevada mountains

>No water

Leeward side snowpack will be fine. Water will probably be super alkaline though.

>No way out

What is the Pacific Ocean?

>>130835105

Asia, South America, and Africa mostly.

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>another summer talking about things that will never happen

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>>130830795

>>130816405
Maybe so. It's just a shame it's located in the middle of what little remains of real America.

If only it was located under fucking California, Seattle/Portland or New England.

>>130816405
the blast wouldnt be that big.

most likely, beyond the ashcloud, no damage would extend beyond the park

t. geologist

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WAKE UP AND COVER ME WITH YOUR MOLTEN LOVE ~

>>130824090
driving will only make getting help much harder, with that much ash in the air your car WILL die out quick and you will either cook or suffocate in your hot ass car.

>>130816405
Wait, I just thought of something. This article I read "Comparing the thickness of oceanic crust of different ages, Van Avendonk and colleagues discovered that 170-million-year-old crust is 1.7 kilometers thicker on average than fresh crust. Chemical analyses of lava rocks suggest Earth’s mantle has cooled about 6 to 11 degrees on average every 100 million years over the last 2.5 billion years. But since the mid-Jurassic about 170 million years ago, the mantle has cooled around 15 to 20 degrees on average per 100 million years, the researchers estimate. While scientists expected the mantle to cool over time as heat left over from Earth’s formation and from radioactive decay dissipates, this degree of cooling was surprising" https://www.sciencenews.org/article/earth-mantle-cooling-faster-expected

Could this be the reason why the Yellowstone volcano is past due for eruption?

>>130816405
SAFE! Nothern Quebec here, come if you wish, we have 98% whites.

>>130835956
if i ever flee the states i am totally going north.... i like hockey and shitty whiskey so i think ill fit in

>build wall
>yellowstone explodes
>try to escape to Mexico
>can't because wall

poetry

>>130835105
>caring about shit like gmo
>muh organic
Kys

>>130820573
Surely global warming will cancel it out???

>>130836153
>its a hoax so mexico will pay for the wall

>>130836471
don't worry, I'll add you to the "we never paid for the wall" screencap

see you in 8 years lmao

>>130816405
The problem is the primary blast area would take out some of America's libertarian culture-centers. Our culture needs Montana and Wyoming. We don't give them as much appreciation as they deserve, and they definitely don't deserve to get yellowstoned. At least New Hampshire ("live free or die") would be okay.

>>130832286
>anyway out
there's an entire fucking ocean on our coast

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>>130836356
fuck off you dirty monsanto kike
>Kys
/pol/ rule 2 https://www.4chan.org/rules#pol
>You are free to speak your mind, but do not attack other users. You may challenge one another, but keep it civil!

Can any geologists comment on the it's overdue bit? From what I've read we're only due if you look at the last two eruptions. If you look at the first and second eruption we have another 600k or so years.

>>130837349
This is literally just more bullshit like the SUPER ULTRA MEGAQUAKE that is 100% GONNA HIT THIS YEAR since the 70s.

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>>130829840
>destroy the only part of the only country in the world thats worth a shit

>>130823750
We need powered windmills pointing west stat

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>>130822965

>Fish have left lakes

>>130821993
>Potato prices are going to double

Get ready for the Great French Fry Famine.

Seriously though, has something happened recently or why have I seen so many Yellowstone threads lately?

Thank god for American obesity we will winter the food shortages easily

>>130816405
>live 90 miles from yellowstone in wyoming

I'm literally sitting here putting Funyuns on my cock in advance of the stampeding fat girls.

>>130816405

They'll be fine

>>130838042
>Seriously though, has something happened recently or why have I seen so many Yellowstone threads lately?
News media doing what they do best. scare people to generate revenue. There has been earthquake activity recently but after 600,000 years I wouldn't sweat it.

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>>130839003
>after 600,000 years I wouldn't sweat it
yes, goy, the odds are clearly in your favor!

>>130839003
Also 400 quakes in a week isn't anything, 1985 was a super active year and it didn't blow then.

>>130816405
i live in florida will i die

>>130839468
>Also 400 quakes in a week isn't anything, 1985 was a super active year and it didn't blow then
I lived in Monterey California. We had 3.0 on a regular basis. Yellowstone has been active for 600,000 years so it's anyone's guess.

>>130816405
Wouldn't a Yellowstone eruption have a pretty good chance of triggering earthquakes and other volcanoes in the west? Surely that large of an eruption would cause some disruption on all those fault lines.

>>130816923
>Nothing good will come of this

We'll be pushing the reset button. That'll halt the insane SJWism and globalism for at least a few hundred years.

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>>130835783

DUMB ANIMEPOSTER

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>>130836632

>"lmao"
silly paco, you are going to pay for the wall or we will turn tacoland in another syria

its ok
murica is cancer

>>130816405
These ash zone maps are retarded. You dont know how long the eruption will last.

>>130822902
chemical filters are ridiculously expensive. The particulates can be filtered. But without good gear you cant filter out the harmful chemicals that make the water unusable anyways.

>>130835841
20 degrees over 100 MY is only .2 degrees every MY. That means since the first eruption about 2.1 MYA mantle temperature only dropped by under half a degree.

>>130823655
Calm down, he probably voted for the hilldawg too. Those kinds of people think food only comes from icky animal farms and the trendy bakery within cycling distance of the starbucks and apple office.

>>130816405
Stop worrying about yellowstone. It won't erupt for a few thousand more years.

>>130835158
>Napa Valley, arable land sheltered from blast by the Sierra Nevada mountains
Not safe from one hundred feet of burning ash.

>What is the pacific ocean?
What is air intakes on all petroleum engines becoming clogged from only one foot of burning ash

And enjoy being buried alive in your car under the burning ash.

>>130819354
You will be dead long before it explodes. Stop being a pussy.

>>130816405
>Rabbits all over would die
Why do people hate bunnies so much? Ok, if you're farming, they're bad, but if you're in one of these suburban hellscapes, they're the only thing helping you mow your lawn.

>>130832286
I could just distill water and fish. I'm going to be fine.

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>>130827961
>angry cries of a poorman stranded on rocky mountain ridden peninsuela shouts at citizens of most fertile region, who nearly outproduces a continent twice its size.

>>130820573
Even fewer humans survived the Toba eruption, and that was even larger. And they had even less tools and knowledge than we do now. Humanity will be fine.
>>130821061
Krokatoa was not a super volcano... It is a cone volcano. Supervolcanos spans hundreds of square miles, caldera spans tens of of square miles, Yellowstone cauldera (where most of the magma pools in a volcano) is 45 miles ACROSS in diameter. Regular volcano aren't even a fraction of that size.

>>130830788
i got news for you son. alaska aint going to be the nice balance of winter summer is is now. its going to be winter.....only winter..... -40 degree all the time winter.

>Eugene is safe
Okay I'm good unleash it!

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>>130820573
Are you saying that...
WINTER IS COMING?

Im glad that im equipped to live through winters and its no worries to me. 6 months, 5 years, 10 years. Make no difference when theres time to prepare.

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>>130821740
Uhh new yorker fag here, how come new york is affected by the yellow here but in OP
>>130816405
New york is safe and sound?

>>130843682
these summer fags have nothing better to do. so they come and kill good discussion threads for circle jerk sessions about how many magnitude >1 earthquakes happened this week.

America would be toast stupid, literally everyone in the Northwest hemisphere would die (barring the few rich enough to afford to escape or own a bunker) in around a year. The eruption would destroy pretty much all of America's food yielding land instantaneously, and then those who hoarded food would develop various diseases from volcanic ash and die (imagine breathing asbestos constantly every single day).

As for Europe, there would be no more refugees, as every communication device on the planet except a couple extremely high end government devices cannot pierce through ash. Most countries would collapse overnight and the only people enforcing borders would be idiots too dumb to bunker down somewhere with farmland and isolation, but most shithole countries would realize that there's no point running elsewhere because they're just as fucked.

>>130816405
This will drive the Californians out of Colorado for good. Bring it on magma bro.

>>130821993
This will crash the world economy, farm land in those areas has a massive bubble, not to mention how industrial farming makes massive hedges because banks won't allow them to go bankrupt, and that will trigger what Jim Rodgers was referring to, if it doesn't happen before.

>>130830912
If you're not living in a compound because you're the 1% then your ass is grass when the nig squad comes to take your food.

> See everyone talking about the ash cloud.
> Realizes the shock wave will kill millions of people.

California will be a grave yard by the shock wave and finally slip into the Pacific Ocean from the 10.0 Earthquake

>>130816405
Yellowstone is a PsyOp

>>130816405
the circle changes every fucking time

god damn kikes get the fuck out

>>130822965
GUYS IM A BIZON DOCTOR. THE BIZONS HAVE LEFT EARTH!! I THINK THEY BUILT A SPACE SHIP OR SOME SHIT WTF IS GOING ON IM SO SCARED

>>130837720
this. you fuckers should be praying this doesn't happen. this wouldn't be the fun kind of happening.

now if yellowstone was in africa....