AYYY LPAMAOO HAPPENING!

>>130810644
Better source plz I want to believe

>>130810813
Only the fringe site are reporting it.

Here is the vid for it. Fucking gay ass OP couldnt be bothered I guess.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MC7_nyDgSME

Aliens are gay.

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>>130810644

>>130810644
>>>x

>>>/x/

>>130811174
a fringe site reports it? so what?

we are also considered a fringe site that denies the holocaust

>>130811253
>>130811318
Now hold on, this has Egyptian socio-political implications

>>130810644
I doubt this, but it would be cool if true.

Want to believe, but that's fake as fuck.

>>130811342
4chang is not a fringe site my delusional taco loving friend.

Can you give me an example of something that was rported on a fringe site that became accepted as fact by scientists and scholars around the world? Ill wait, little beaner bro.

>>130810644
Looks like a regular peruvian to me

>>130810644
We know so fucking little about the americas in that time period, it very easily could be a derivative of some other evolutionary branch.
My bet is ayylmaos. The benevolent kind.

>>130811218
WUZ

>>130811439
>Egyptian socio-political implications
>Peru
what

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looks real to me
they found this in peru too

>>130810644
Peruvian here, this shit is fake.

As always, if this is the real deal and it gets big enough to discredit the established archaeological narrative then the UNESCO (UN) will take over the site for "preservation" and hide or destroy most of the proofs.

It wouldn't be the first time.

>>130810644
When you make a plaster cast and call it a mummified aye
Add some spoopy music and video of people poking at it

>>130811669
The nazi artifact stash in Argentina
PlanetX
Monica Lewinsky/Bill Clinton

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>>130811253
>>130811318
>>>/z/

>>130811824
>>>/x/

>>130810644

>thing looks human but is slightly deformed

>IDS A ALIEM!!!!!!!!!!1 XD

Some people are so fucking stupid.
If it looks human and you found it on Earth, guess what it's probably going to be?

Why do people even think alien life would look remotely human?

>>130811911
Not an argument

>>130811931
why could it not?

>>130810644
>GAIA.com

Enough said

>>130811931
>Why do people even think alien life would look remotely human?
Because it's a possibility? There could be all kind of ayylmaos out there. Mind you I'm not saying that shit that OP posted is real.

>>130811931
Watch the video, that thing is not human

>>130811824
>PlanetX

intothefuckingtrash

>The nazi artifact stash in Argentina
>Monica Lewinsky/Bill Clinton

Im pretty sure both of these were covered by media and not uncovered by finge sites.

>>130811931
except for the 3 elongated fingers and toes on EACH LIMB. thats not a deformity, thats on a genetic level. its not human, may not be alien but its def not human.

>>130810644
That's a latex movie prop. Nothing to see here.

Shouldn't you all be getting some rest? I don't know about the rest of you, but I didn't sleep very well last night... Maybe it's time for a quick nap if you think aliens are real. It's time to put this conspiracy bullshit to bed.

>>130812199
>that thing is not human
Of course it's not. It's plaster.

>>130812208
All 3 were picked up by media after fringe sites had it first

Could be a haux. To hide real evidence in plain sight. Also rhe mummy looks too clean.

>>130812290
but it has bones though

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>>130810644
is that...THE WHITE PRIME!?!?!?!?!?

>>130812208
https://solarsystem.nasa.gov/planets/planetx

looks like an autistic builder who fell in some plaster

>>130811799

/Thread

Pretty sure mummies aren't hoisted out of places like a sack of potatoes, even in Peru

>>130811931
If it's human, why the three fingers on each limb?
If it's human, why the elongated head?
The grey ayys are famously imaged as figures with three fingers on each limb.

Also, the creation myth has recently been evolving into the panspermia theory, that human life didn't originate from earth and that humans are either a derelict species from outer space and protected here from alien scorn, or that we've been designed, genetically engineered.

These are very interesting times, and we must heed with caution. Don't be afraid to see all you've been taught flash by in the grandeur, or plight, of humanity

>>130812191
because they created us

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>>130810644
Don't believe them

>>130810644

Long ass head doesn't mean aliens, anon.

>>130811713
Yo guy Egyptians were a fuckin global empire. This is no coincidence that theres mummies everywhere

>>130811174
Willing to bet this is an inbred human wich the head got elongated as part of a ritual.

>>130810644

That looks like a ceramic-based life form to me, definitely must be an off-worlder

>>130812799
yeah it does, everyone with a long head is in fact potentially a decedent of aliens

>>130810644
>elongated head
Humans can easily do this
>three long fingers
Humans can also do this the same exact way + cutting off the other two.

I have no doubt that batshit cultists of 10000+ years ago would do this to appease some ritual shit.

>>130812963
It doesn't eloganting the head was part of a ritual in many ancient cultures.

>>130812885
This is also why Royals were inbred, they were aliens that knew the secrets of how to keep their bloodline strong so they could retain supernatural abilities

>>130813066
Only if they knew the aliens

>>130812799
What about having only three fingers?

Looks fake as shit, also
>short video which OP omitted for some reason
>sourced from shit site
>From south america

Guys this aylmao is legit.

>>130812396
So what?
Is it impossible to make a prop out of plaster and bones?

>>130812290
This. I want to believe though.

>>130812348
Drudge report reported on the Monica Lewinsky scandal. Is drudge fringe? I seriously have no clue.

I cant find an original source of the Argentina Nazi Stash.


Planet X/Nibiru is bullshit.

>CIA people are getting posed up
>execute order AYYY LMAOOO

>>130812614
Because science supports creation, so panspermia is the next way to explain away God... Until you try to explain where the ayys came from :)

Look deep enough and science always hits a wall leaving only divine creation to be plausible.

Also ayys and the ayy agenda is demonic and will be used to form the NWO, screencap this.

>>130811931
>Why do people even think alien life would look remotely human?

Actually they look more human than us. Trust me on this, I know.

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>>130812233
>on EACH LIMB. thats not a deformity, thats on a genetic level.


What did he mean by this?

>>130810644
Fake and gay

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>>130813337
and it has gray skin
the russian scientist said it was legit

looks like plaster another hoax
>>130813493
why should i trust you and what do you know ?

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>>130810644
I want to believe!

>>130811931
If life needs similar conditions to form, it could also form in similar ways.

Try and think up a better species designed for intelligence than a biped with two arms for manipulation of tools and objects and I'll tell you why it's stupid.

>>130810644
DIS WUZ US POL

U HONKYS WHITE WASH DIS SHIET

WE WUZ THREE FINGER ALIENS N SHIET
CAME TO ERF WITH SECRETS OF THE UNI N SHIET

YOU ARE WELCOME

Should DNA be preserved in something like this? They said it still has its organs.

>>130811174
Is this the same group that did a video on that Indian man that doesn't eat or drink?

>/pol/ finally learns what Papier mâché is.

>>130813833
WE
WUZ
AYYS

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>>130811711
SPACE ALYIEUMS

>tfw aliens left earth and blacklisted us from joining the galactic union cause the first humans they encountered were niggers

I need answers /pol/, is this a fucking hoax or what?! No one has convinced me that it's fake more than the images of the bone structure have convinced me that it may be real. The only arguments claiming it must be fake on here give no actual reason.

>>130813583
>Perfect hands and knuckles only missing a finger
>Crab-claw monstrosity

Pick one.

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>>130811931
Dummy the kikes always push ancient ayy lmao so they can cover up the shit Graham Hancock talks of in his book.

The truth is fucked up. Normies need a kiddie version of human existence.

Why is it chalk-white? Looks like papier-Mache or plaster of Paris.

Fake and gay.

>>130814259
did you watch the video? because they address this

>>130814259
Salt? It's a mummy preserved in some type of powder, did you watch the video?

>>130811711
ALIENZ

>>130813337
they did a medical diagnosis on it, a foam prom bone isnt going to stand up against the real thing.
>>130813583
im not familiar with the bone structure of what your posting, but i can promise you whatever that is will be shaped like a deformity, with each separate limb having its own unique structure. OP's alien monster thing has matching bone structure for each arm and each leg just like any other normal limbed creature, meaning it was genetic and probably its own species.

>>130814354
>>130814327
or its plaster of paris

>>130813493
The rules and regulations of biology. I'll just leave it at that and you can ponder the question as I did for decade after decade.

Here is as good a place to start as any.
https://www.researchgate.net/publication/303826310_Parallel_selective_pressures_drive_convergent_diversification_of_phenotypes_in_pythons_and_boas

>>130810644
fucking awesome.

>>130813473
>Look deep enough and science always hits a wall leaving only divine creation to be plausible.


LMAO
If by "divine" you mean ancient cosmic beings beyond our knowledge, maybe. If you mean extradimensional intelligence beyond our understanding, maybe.

If you mean magic sky daddy who hates gays and masturbation, lmaooo

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>>130814024
O SHIET NIGGA O SHIET
I SAYS I SAYS

WE

>>130810644
No opposable thumbs nor alternative means of tool use. Try again.

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>>130814217
>Graham Hancock
My nigger, though I prefer Randal Carlson since he doesn't seem to take it personally when someone disregards his ideas, also his autismo superpower slideshow.

>>130813493
see>>130814437

>>130812963
HOL UP

*SMACKS LIPS*

U BE SAYIN WE WUZ ALIEN N SHEIT?

Why are these threads allowed but posting the yellow ayy was instabannable?

>>130810644
Is such a thing even possible?

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>>130814486
WUZ

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That alien has a descendant
And she's white

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>>130814463
I want to chortle too, but I'm concerned about flat earth being real. No one can disprove it

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>>130810644
WE WUZ AILEMS

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>>130814749
FUCKIN THREE FINGA AYYS N SHIET

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>>130814181
>>130814385
Its really just absence of fingers

>Ectrodactyly is an extreme instance of oligodactyly, involving the absence of one or more central digits of the hand or foot and is also known as split hand/split foot malformation (SHFM).[6] The hands and feet of people with ectrodactyly are often described as "claw-like" and may include only the thumb and one finger (usually either the little finger, ring finger, or a syndactyly of the two) with similar abnormalities of the feet.

People with oligodactyly often have full use of the remaining digits and adapt well to their condition. They are not greatly hindered in their daily activities, if at all.[4][8] Even those with the most extreme forms are known to engage in tasks that require fine control, such as writing[4] and bootmaking[8] as well as working as a cab driver.[8]

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>>130814818
>I don't believe any contradictory evidence
>Therefore it can't be disproven!

Nice logic m8

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>>130815003
what about the unique bone structure and elongation?

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>>130815118
It's not contradictory though - that last image is true, and the curvature models aren't right either.

Excuse the English text in pic related - point stands tho, that town shouldn't be visible

>>130815118
>Nice logic m8
Nice logic m8

fucking retards
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artificial_cranial_deformation

The fact that no concensus has been reached by the autism leads me to believe this is not a drill.

CHUPACABRAS ARE REAL


https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chupacabras

>>130815295
Nigga got long fingers, it happens

What you should be asking is why all these "scientists" are handling a supposedly mummy on an open room wearing only plastic gloves

>>130813918
But does he still shit?

>>130813374
The National Enquirer broke the Lewinski story, and it was ignored by the MSM until Drudge publicized it and it couldn't be ignored any more. The exact same thing happened with John Edwards' love child.

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>>130815507
9/10 scientist dentist say that it is real and it is habbening

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>>130815638
also great channel btw

GUYS LOOK AT ALL OF THESE ALIENS IN INDIA!

https://www.google.com/search?q=deformed+baby+india&client=ubuntu&hs=e8k&channel=fs&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwj6vZjbrs_UAhUK44MKHS9TB3UQ_AUICigB&biw=1920&bih=960

>>130810644
Why would a mummy look exactly like a human but with long fingers?

>>130814758
she looks hot any more?

>>130814818
its insanely easy to disprove

>>130814497
Telekinesis, Vanya

>>130815784
4 out of 5 dentists recommend Crest

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>>130815784
>climate experts

>>130815589
This isn't exactly uncommon practice...

>>130816048
Hell, 9 out of 10 doctors recommend smoking Newports

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>>130814818
>noone can disprove it

LOL just kys. Being this dumb is actually hurting us.

So only the earth is flat but everything else in the universe is spherical?

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>>130815938
Please do, I want to know that this flat earth shit is finally and conclusively disproven.

If the religious cunts were right..

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>>130816156

WE

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>>130816208
Don't bother responding to it, you're wasting your time.

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>People are still doing cryptid hoaxes

>>130816312
WUZ

>>130816359
KANGZ

>>130816404
AYY

>>130814758
That is weirdly cute.

>>130816447
AND SHEEEEEIT!!

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>>130816156
>so this is the rooftop I keep my 2000 years old mummy on
>it is exposed to direct sunlight, has no controlled atmosphere, humidity or temperature and it is exposed on all kinds of biological contamination, hell even pigeons can peck it and then crap on it
>did I mention I am a forensics expert?
>I am telling the truth because I wear a medical mask

>>130816323
tru, how are people this dense though? It's actually a thing to believe flatearth. Like. its an actual thing... WTF

Wow, it's fucking nothing

Have you seen the fucking freaks shithole backwater villages in garbage countries like India and China produce?

>>130815003
Except that this figure has three very long fingers on all limbs. Ecrodactyly doesn't explain the finger-length toes, of which there are also three.

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>>130810644
That isn't the only one.

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>>130816596

>>130811174

>COULD THIS BE AN ALIEN OR A HUMAN!?!

How fucking hard would it be to do a chromosomal or DNA test to see if it's human? This shit is a ridiculous lie.

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>>130816048
Oh shiet nigga. You sayin tha 97% consensus is a gimmick and that only niggas that bush they teef with Crest believe dat shiet?

MOMMA DINT RAISE NO FOOL
AW HELL NAW

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>>130816208
Or what we see is an illusion/projection or the kinda accepted 'simulation' theory which sounds like the matrix.

I'm concerned about how there's no actual space exploration going on at all, even in this era of UAVs. Metal tubes containing kerosene and liquid oxygen are not expensive to make.

Human cargo is redundant due to uav/drone tech, there's just no real justifiable cost or barrier to doing it.

>But budget!

We waste Fiat money in order to stimulate GDP, so money isn't an issue.. tech isn't an issue... wtf is preventing hourly space launches for economic stimulus and jobs blah blah

>>130810644
Not sure if weather balloon or just swamp gas. Nothing to see here either way.

>>130811713
WE WUZ PERUVIAN ISRAELITES AND SHIET

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>>130816555
It's not, it's 100% trolling, the tactic is recent and has been spammed endlessly for about a year. I feel sorry for any dumb young newfags who got caught up in it and went down the rabbithole of insanity, but I think there probably weren't many. It's such an effective troll because of how ridiculous it is, and because of how many BS infographics one can post to derail an entire thread single-handedly.

When it comes up, don't even respond, just hide it and carry on with the thread as normal.

>>130811931
It doesn't really look human at all. Also unless it's a complete forgery you can fake brain capacity or where the cranium is fused on human skulls. So i'd lean more towards it being an alien then anything else. Again if it's not a forgery.

>>130816596

*YAWN* Anyone else feeling tired. It'd be nice to curl up in our underground nests of animal carcasses. I think I will *YAWN*

>>130816886
Looking the other way doesn't disprove anything. It's our duty on 4ch to dig through the back of the world's fridge and see what's going on in there. Regardless of how bad it smells.

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>>130816720
Cant resist..

>Or what we see is an illusion/projection or the kinda accepted 'simulation' theory which sounds like the matrix.

You need to be banned for being underage.
Yeah, this is really how the earth looks, YOU MORON!

Honestly triggered.. Goin to the pub. fuck yall. im out. done with it.

>>130810644
I know Jaime Maussan. He's fake as shit.

>>130816886
Flat earth is popular with niggers, and they're true believers, not trollers. There's also niggers that believe gold can be found in bald men's heads. What else needs to be said?

>>130816886
I enjoy them trying to explain moon phases

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>>130811174
ayy lmao

This shit looks like it came from sort of plaster mold

>mummified corpse
>smooth, clean, and totally white

Not buying it t b h

>>130817139
I was talking about people, not niggers, but you have a valid point, same with the kangz shit. Still, all the flat-earth shit definitely popped up overnight and smells only of organized b8.

>>130810644
this is crazy can't wait to get more info what if it's an extinct type of human

>>130817244
It is a cast dummy. it's modeled on the xrays of a mummy

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>>130817113
Simulated universe isn't a fringe theory. I'll drop it, it makes my irl friends uncomfortable too.

>>130810644

WE WUZ ALIENS N SHIT

>>130817139
look at da shinn nigga. how can you not believe there gold in thur.
We niggas btw. er thang about us gold

>>130811742
DESPIERTOS

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>>130817113
Dammit anon, just don't respond. You don't HAVE to.

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>>130817507
oh shiet fogot da pic related

>>130817364

well then where's the actual mummy?

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>tfw you want it to be true, but only fringe sites report it so it's probably hoax shit

>>130814758
I want to sniff them.

>>130817113
atheists btfo

>>130817317
flat-earth bait is not new
lol

>>130817317
>>130817572
lol
i smell r/eddit

>>130810644
Didn't the Nazca people have a bunch or religious beliefs about genetic deformities?

>>130817374
Irl friends in the sim or irl ayyys outside of the sim?

>>130815431
Time zones, hemispheres, the retrograde motion of mars, all other celestial bodies are spherical.

Flat earth trolls have no arguments against any of these, it's how I know they are just baiting. I always take it though.

>>130817741
It's seen a recent resurgence though, you can't deny that some person or persons have been shitposting it at greater volume than previous in the past 12 months or so. It was always floating around /b/ years ago, but this seems more focused and sustained.
>>130817931
>links same post twice
Filtered :^)

>>130817317
I've always considered the recent (last couple of years) flat earth hysteria to be a "deep state" trick used to discredit conspiracy analysts.

>>130817981
>The Foucault pendulum (English: /fuːˈkoʊ/ foo-KOH; French pronunciation: [fuˈko]), or Foucault's pendulum, named after the French physicist Léon Foucault, is a simple device conceived as an experiment to demonstrate the rotation of the Earth

>>130816686
>How fucking hard would it be to do a chromosomal or DNA test
Gypsum doesn't have DNA
DNA degrades with time, mummified remains and fossils only rarely have a little DNA and it's usually poor quality for testing.

>>130811931
>Why do people even think alien life would look remotely human?
I can't remember who it was, may have been (((sagan))), but some scientists did calculations on what sentient intelligent life is likely to look like based on the anatomical requirements and it generally came out pretty human looking. But that's assuming alien life is carbon based, has similar biological needs, etc.

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>>130810644

if you believe this shit you're literally retarded

>>130818061
It COULD just be a person or persons engaging in a long-term shitposting project for fun/derailing, but the idea of it being more sinister in nature has crossed my mind as well anon. Not sure one way or the other, all I know is that it's not organic shitposting.

>>130817981
>I always take it though.
If you don't, you win. For once this logic is actually applicable leaf.

>>130811671
Underrated

>>130817945
The sims was an effective irl simulator, I can see my popularity points falling in the same manner now!

>>130817981
Those things are all possible on a simulated earth/flat earth. The south pole stuff and the Keynesian benefit of an over zealous space program are both undeniable. Regardless, it's just nice to be able to stretch the mind and question evidence with you guys.

>>130814818
>disprove
Ok, Southern Cross.
Flat Earth has now been disproved.

>>130818031
I have no way of measuring the volume of flat-earth shit posting. All I know is that it is definitely not knew though.

But I think the volume of shit-posting in general has certainly increased.

>>130816554
this, in 1 shot they just peeled part of the "mummies" skin right there in the opening, not in some lab....

>its real goys

>>130818393
What about the possibility of it? Do you believe that intelligent life could exist on other planets?

>>130818499
Explain the retrograde motion of mars then faggot.

Explain time zones.

Why is it day at one pole and night at another on a flat plane?

If it's flat why isn't it daylight on the entire earth at once?

If it's flat why can't I see Mount Everest from Canada with a telescope? It's the highest point on earth we should all be able to see Everest.

>>130816720
There's nothing in space worth going there for except for a few experiments on the ISS.

Imagine you live in a city surrounded by desert.
Why would you go wandering around in the sand and the heat of the desert sun?
Just because you can?

from the people that brought you dinosaur bones: alien mummies!

>>130810644

This is as real as the crystal skulls

Can't believe how stupid people are

I guess some guy is making money out of this, good for him

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>>130815431
>curvature models aren't right either
Yes it does, you are just too retarded to realize the curvature is not the only variable in play when making observations. Just castrate yourself already, you barely deserve to exist.

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WHAT ARE THESE...!?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziB35K9shuI

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>>130814507
Go to slide 3,583 there's a picture of my nut sack you can see the ripples

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>>130815431
You live in the southern hemisphere and believe in flat earth? JESUS CHRIST. Just think about the Southern Cross for 5 minutes, if you still believe the earth is flat, go ahead and banish yourself to the sea.

>>130818656
I'd like to see a pole to pole flight, going directly over both. Mid air refuelling is readily available through a bloated airfield budget. This would cost the tax payer nothing, and it can be justified as scientific research.

It will never happen though.

>>130811174
AYY

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>>130813011
the head was elongated, not flattened, having a net increase in volume, something humans don't do when heads flattened

the hands have no room for the 2 cut off fingers and the fingers present are crazy long and not like people fingers

the whole thing is either a fake or this is a demon/alien

>>130818894
You guys spent billions doing that in Afghanistan/iraq already, so why not go to Mars instead? Who cares if x number of army people die in the process? We already don't know/care who served and died since 01.

We have the technology, we have the pilots, we have the budget but instead we pursue meaningless shit like the entire contents of all msm sites right now. It rustles my jimmies.

>>130819033
bad cgi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkKnuJwkrMw

>>130818961
What else needs to be considered?

Well so far according to the pool an SJW Nigger Muslim is the most undesirable person on earth. Voting works. I still say if pakkis/nigerians were listed they would win hands down.

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>>130819141
>I'd like to see a pole to pole flight, going directly over both
Then fucking do it, nobody is stopping you. It will never happen because you are too much of a retard to raise the money to do it yourself, and nobody is going to waste their time on such a useless endeavor when the Earth is obviously round. You should be ashamed of how ineffectively you use your mind.

Explain the southern cross
>protip : You can't.

>>130819033
Those are gondolas taking a nice night stroll.

>>130817232
Holy kek.

>>130818894
>Why would you go wandering around in the sand and the heat of the desert sun?
Ask a Bedouin.
Why climb Mount Everest? It's just a big pile of rock and ice. Mankind has been doing shit not because he can, but to see if he can, since the dawn of time. If everyone thought like you we all still be niggers killing each other with spears in Africa, provided anyone ever bothered to see if a spear worked better than a plain ole' stick..

>>130812233
search up trisomy 13 senpai

>>130810644
>Gaia.com

I like to have an open mind but tread cautiously as well.

>>130819133
I plan to sail one day, and live on the boat till I can't anymore. It'd be a nice time to experience the elasticity of time, the moment is so long but time is gone in an instant.

How is it late June? For example.

Because it's in the southern hemisphere doesn't prove anything except that is the only place where it's visible. I'm not being a smartass, if you look at the flat earth models the current sky still works.

>>130819663
Are you serious? How can you even use language if you can't figure out the variables involved? This is the simplest of concepts. Look it up, I am not going to do you the disservice of spoonfeeding you.

You are like a toddler who climbed a ladder and is now crying for help to get down. How do i get down? You are sobbing.
You get down the same way you got up.

>>130811931
Function defines form

>>130811669
Graham Hancock redneck bro

1) Aliens live under the ground, not in space. They're just degenerate faggots who found out its easier to conquer the underworld than outer space(hmmm, its like there's a reason we don't do jack shit underground).
2) They suck at flying and their saucers aren't meant for space travel.
3) I hate them.

>>130812208
Planet X has been found btw you fucking mong kys

>>130810644
clearly a plaster mold. fake &gay

>>130811742
Funny since Peru is the most cucked country in south america.

>>130813127
Yeah by becoming retarded potatoes

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>>130813583
>Are you threatening me?

>>130819960
>Why climb Mount Everest?
Everest has a summit. It's something to achieve.
Space has a vacuum. It's just a void. There's no reason to go there, yet.

>>130810644
Is it a male or female? I would bang dat ass.

>>130812420
>It's too early to say with certainty there's a so-called Planet X. What we're seeing is an early prediction based on modeling from limited observations.

>>>/x/

>>130820309
nope.

>>130820442
Colonizing space is also something to achieve. We are like little babies in our attempts at the moment, but If we don't learn to crawl we'll never learn to run.

>unearthed

>spotlessly clean

That thing's made of plaster.

>>130820620
>Colonizing space
The oceans are closer, and there is a reason we haven't colonised the sea.

>>130810644
Original vid:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZPDhPeQnRY

>>130818894
False, there is potential to mine metals like iron, platinum and even water from astroids. Technology right now doesn't make it affordable but it's still something to strive for. You space delusionists should just stfu.

>>130811931
>thing looks human but is slightly deformed

non whites

>>130815003
>as well as working as a cab driver.[8]

Honestly this seems like the most common job for those with fucked up extremities. If I had a dollar for every time I saw a cab driver with a gimpy hand I would have like 6 dollars.

>>130813203
Ok, I saw an actual report of this supossed aliens. It was concluded by X-Ray that the bones of the fingers were from different creatures. So basically they were put together artificially.

>>130820803
We are constantly exploring the sea, and it isn't a very good comparison, but there's also a reason we haven't colonized space. It's really fucking hard, and impossible with known current technology. With your mindset, it';s guaranteed we'll never get that technology.

Flat earth is a shareblue truth derailment tactic. Take your shit to your own thread this is about the ayys.

>>130813473
The fact that we don't yet know something doesn't mean LMAO GOD is anything close to plausible you stupid nigger.

>>130821058
Link?

>>130820018
I'm sorry that I've irritated you, I was being sincere. If you have any good info I'd love to hear it, I'm not committed to flat earth or simulated universe.

I just have a curious streak and I like understanding new things, that's why I talk to you guys. I think the hive mind is the most amazing thing earth has produced.

>thread devolves into flat-earth shitposting
Mods, if you're listening, just permab& them already

>>130820540
Lol you might want to double-check

>>130810644
peru and eqypt have elongated humanoids...most likely ancient genetic engineering or possibly the original race of man that we replaced. homosapiens have strange "splices" in their DNA so perhaps we are the engineered freaks and not them. who knows.

>>130810644
this isn't new if you've been on the internet for the past twenty years minimum, fucking scrub newfags

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>>130814058

>What is happening on earth xjgjdala?
>Well as you know they killed their great leader and banned his ideas of eugenics
>But that would set them back decades from galactic travel, how could they have touched the moon?
>Well they used his and his allies research to do so
>Then they still have a chance right?
>They did but now they're importing homosapiens and interbreeding with them creating a lesser mongrel race becoming more violent and primitive in the process
>Why
>Turns out the yiddish people are doing this so they can live as kings over the mogrel race, they aspire to nothing more
>But what about the atlantians, xidalsa? they had achieved flight, and nuclear technology in the last great cycle as did the indian aryans
>Wiped out in a great flood, their few scattered survivors did what they could but their bloodline has been too diluted and the aryan-indians interbred past the point of return as yuropian people are doing now
>Well we could wait Xidalsa but we've gone over the time limit for observation as it is, the negroids are fighting and eating each other, the arabs are blowing themselves up, the yiddish are eating their cousin species larva and the yuropians are welcoming their destruction
>[EARTH CLASSIFICATION: UNFIT, NO RE-VISITATION REQUIRED]

>>130821503
Negro, Planet X has only been adopted by scientists to try and prove the existence of the oort cloud, which itself does not have a shred of proof that it exists.

All of this is bullshit science trying to figure out why there are asteroids and comets in deep space orbit. They dont have a clue and they are making shit up.

>>130819296
>in sumerian, annunaki means "those who from the sky came"

HOW ABOUT NO?

The name is variously written "da-nuna", "da-nuna-ke4-ne", or "da-nun-na", meaning "princely offspring" or "offspring of Anu".

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anunnaki

This whole ancient astronaut series is BULLSHIT. Go and find out yourself:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9w-i5oZqaQ

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Why is anyone in this thread taking what this Aussie has to say seriously? For fuck's sake, its an Australian!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9MFyvvub_0

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>human-like with three long fingers

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Anyone listen to Jeff Rense last night? He was talking about this.

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>>130822039
>They dont have a clue and they are making shit up.
I'm glad you're here to tell us these things, anon.

>>130821118
I watched it on TV when it was aired btw.
"Dia D: Ministry of Culture reports implicated ones in the case of Nazcan Mummies".
https://youtu.be/2D-P69SCj48
Here is another of one of the owners of the skeleton on a TV set explaining all: "Nazcan Mummies are not Extraterrestrial, they are made up with human and animal remains".
https://youtu.be/lFWG9-IL-z4

Naturally it's in Spanish.

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>>130810644
Hello OP, looks like we are walking on thin ice again..

>>130822942
Never heard of him. Is he worth listening to?

>>130811787
Peru is fake.

>>130823576
No flag = opinion discarted.

>>130812396
>make plastic bones
>coat in plaster
>contact journalist and claim you found this mummy
it's literally nothing

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Final Redpills:

Aliens are Demons
https://50shadesofpissedoff.wordpress.com/2016/04/04/how-i-woke-up/
Jesus Christ is God

>>130823199
No problem anon,, see you next thread.

>>130811174
looks like it was made with newspapers and glue

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>>130811174
LMAO

>>130811711
MUSKRATS AND SHEEEEIT

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JESUS FUCKING CRIST! That's Logan!

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>>130812527
>Pretty sure mummies aren't hoisted out of places like a sack of potatoes, even in Peru
But boy, they actually are.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paracas_textile

JUST ANOTHER DEFORMED HUMAN THAT LOOKS LIKE AN ALIEN

NOTHING TO SEE HERE FOLKS

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That`s Logan!

How to make attention to your fake shit media

>> Make humanoid like Mummy, that would look like alien.

>> Invite some old retarded farts, dress them like your old uncle who is going to fishing, call them experts in science. Have one hot chick "scientist".

>> Make shitty unbased announcements without any reasonable conclusion or work done and make your actors to say "need researches to be done"

>> Make trendy "professionally" looking video clip.

>>130812233
deformities are genetic you fucking retard

>>130813583
Could you imagine how good that thing could tightrope

>>130816554
Well, he is a Mexican doctor so it's not wholly impossible.

>>130817232
wrrrrrrrrrr

>>130826158
not always. see women who smoke when pregnant

>>130811174
It looks like a 3D print out.

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>>130814818

that circle in the lower part of the pic is not how the cochleoid in the upper part would graph in a zero curvature surface.

>>130810644
>ponderwall

>>130820351
>Peru is the most cucked country in south america.
Sure thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxcd3YbICdc

Peruvian here, Nazca culture elongated their skulls as a sign of nobilty, jus like chinese women used to bind their feet to make them smaller.

>>130820351
>cucked
>not argentina

Chileno asqueroso no tienes pisco

>>130813824
A biped with FOUR ARMS
Checkmate

>>130813583
Stop trying to push your shit, zoidberg

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>>130810644
That's clearly a Russian hacker.

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>>130811174
AYYY

However it looks like it's made of papier-mache. If it's not, it probably is just a deformed person, lika an ancient elephant man or something like that.

Or it could be another step in the progress of Project BlueBeam...

your face when aliens are actually right-wing nationalists?

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>>130813583
Oh God, kill it with fire!

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>>130816554

Did I tell you that I'm Zahi Hawass?

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>glove manufacturers HATE him

>>130812885
3 bones in hand and feet though senpai.

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>3 fingers
I see your lmaos and raise you a tree-handed Pajeet.

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>>130823401
http://www.rense.com/

Scroll down past the water purifier advertisements.

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>>130830080
How did it increase the volume of the cranium by 20% though?

>>130810644
well now we know who created those big crop circle type things there in Nazca peru

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>>130810644
Huh....

>>130831371
I dont get how this comes to be, Wouldnt you just keep filling and cutting it off?

The website requires a $10/month subscription- terrible hoax.

>>130832258
They are warts

>>130832552
>>130832258
I remember this. They all have blood vessels. They tried to remove them but he would have either bled to death or gotten fatal infections.

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>>130817232
The fuck did I just read?!

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>>130813583
fun fact, polydactylism is a dominate trait

>>130832752
They removed them all in January this year.

Clearly fake, plaster mold.

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>>130811174
>alien
>looks like a typical nigger

really made me think

>>130810644
Obvs fake is fake

>>130834612
why fake?
It literally has perfect human anatomy with just some irregular bone length
you would think aliens would at lest have one non standard human bone in them

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>>130817232
This is why i come to fourchang.

>>130810644
doesn't zika cause a deformed, elongated head though?
its most likely some sort of birth deformity caused by a similar disease

>>130835225
You don't have to be an anthropologist to know the sjeleton is fake af
Just compare the density of bone structures of the supposed differing parts like toes and fingers

>>130813824
>>130813824
>Try and think up a better species designed for intelligence than a biped with two arms for manipulation of tools and objects and I'll tell you why it's stupid.

A carbon-silica composite organism that is a giant neural net of smaller co-operative organisms (like pneumaticists in a jelly-fish) that can operate in air or water and change it's shape into anything that it's current environment requires.

I eagerly await you showing us all how stupid I am.

>>130817139
>>There's also niggers that believe gold can be found in bald men's heads.

Please tell me you are lying.

>>130811174
>>130830367
elites create these hoaxes from time to time to keep the poppulatin confused and skepticalz my niegero