THE NEW PRESS SECRETARY

>>130802978
I wish

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>>130802978
moar like this

WE HAVE WON

>>130802978
Wouldn't be that bad of an idea. You need some to distract from Dolans tweets

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>>130804060

WE WUZ JERNALISTS

the hero america needs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PY_CmhnC4dA

Cernovich is a thieving kike, and Alex is ok with that. Says a lot about Alex

>>130802978

that would be perfect, every fucking thing he would just cough "extraterrestrials"

fucking hilarious

>>130802978
Imagine the chaos
Oh God it was be amazing!

there's a petition

https://www.change.org/p/donald-trump-make-alex-jones-trump-s-press-secretary

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>>130802978

I would plan my week around WH press conferences if this were true

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>>130802978
It would be the biggest troll in known history.

If only.

It certainly would be treating the MSM with the respect (((they)))) deserve.

>>130802978

This would be so glorious.

>>130802978
Based water filter salesman!

>>130804454
Looks like Adult Swim shit

>>130804574
"We're talking high level stuff here folks I'm talkin' top generals and I don't mean to brag I'm just saying I've got sources."

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>>130802978
ladies and gentlemen.
>press twitches from his lack of intergenderqueertranstrap respect
I am here to humbly announce
>pencils break at the thought of a humble Jones
the true body water filter cleanse of the deep state
>Megan Kelly screams NOOOOOO
a, super male vitality empowered deal has been struck between Trump and the globalists
>shekels tremor in journo pockets
that will envisage
>new journos faint from the headache caused by this complicated word
the true independence, the 1776 of Israel
>room goes silent
as America officially dismantles AIPAC on grounds of extortionate dealings and globalist scheming.
>bullets fly everywhere as journos fear for their life
>tfw none of them hit Alex Jones

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>>130804454
some quality GIFs could come from this

>>130805075
Good pasta

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>>130805075

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>>130802978
Alex Jewns

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>>130805070

> Shuffles papers

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>>130805064
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Toi4hcoFgfM

>>130804684
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lDiePwgc5Jg

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>>130802978

if only....

>>130804574

>"extraterrestrials"

Alex had covered UFOs. which is good since everything but 0.1% of info connected to that is dlatant disinfo.

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>>130802978
That would be awesome. Jim Acosta would be so PISSED!!!

>>130802978
That would be amazing. The press corps wouldn't be able to handle him.

>>130802978
Only if Kek willed it.

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>>130802978
>>130803559
FPBP

When I saw the thread i said this three times.

problem is with all the coke I dont think Alex can handle it and stay cool like Spicer did, regardless of having all the facts you've still got to be able to answer questions tactfully when you're not at liberty to divulge your sources/classified intel