ITT: we say good bye to america

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>>130800734
If Yellowstone erupts, we all die.

There is only 10% chance it will explode in the this century

>>130800734
What about Yellowstone?

>>130800734
Europeans will die also

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>>130800851

Even though probability is just at 10%, that is still no reason to abandon hope. Pic related.

Fuck that, we signed a deal to house American refugees in the event of an eruption. I am not taking fucking niggers, spics and mutts in. You can all stay on your shitty lava land and die a horrible painful death.

>>130800874
SUPER BIG EXPLOSION MATE WE'RE TOTALLY FUCKING FUCKED

>>130800988

Hitlerdoppels confirm.

Yeah, but you're first.

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>>130800734

>>130800734

As much as I dislike Americoons, Yellowstone is a super-volcano - which means that its eruption (however unlikely) would affect us all.

Jellystone is an even worse problem.

>>130801185
Come on Aussie bro

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>>130800734
What effect will the volcano have globally? have the governments got an action plan for it or will they just let it eviscerate us?

>>130801181
choke on cock cunt

>>130800734
>The Road
There has been cannibalism. Cannibalism is the great fear.

>>130800734
>the USA will cease to exist in a matter of just a few more days, weeks, months, years or decades
>the USA will cease to exist eventually
kill yourself
don't forget to sage slide threads folks

>>130801069
as if you have a choice, we can just take your whole continent.

>>130801069
At least its not sand niggers

>>130800802
Good

America was destined to be the best place on earth. They had it all. The men were masculine as fuck, warriors as strong and brave as the spaniards during their empire.

But then, they decided to hand the country over to (((them))) and we all know the rest.

If America is destroyed, (((Hollywood))) will disappear and (((they)) willl only have Israel.

Not bad.

>>130801436
>Cannibalism is the great fear.

Well, if you intend to be part of the surviving 20%, then it can also be an opportunity.

>>130800734
Prepare to house Burger refugees Hanz

>>130801403
It will block out the sun globally for quite awhile killing a lot of plant life.

>>130800734
Fake and gay.

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>>130800734
(((Yellowstone))) Ya goy be worried!! Go now and buy (((bottled))) water and (((canned))) non perishables

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>>130800802
Always pretending to be heroes, it's time to do something to save us all fucking burger

>>130800734
So long
Farewell
Auf Wiedersehen
Adieu

A fitting end

>>130800734
1) there currently isn't enough molten material under yellowstone to trigger a super eruption and,
2) even if there was, it wouldn't just be Americans that die. There would be a serious clikate shit across the entire world. The people most likely to survive would be all the brown and black people near the equator.

Mata ashita obakasantachi

>>130802114
WE
WUZ
VAULT DWELLERS AND SHIET

>>130801554
I've given it serious thought, and I don't think I could do it. At that point it's the cowards way out. The strong man would eat the gun, with his dignity and his humanity intact.

Also, the ash cloud would cover the earth, killing off all crops and game animals worldwide...

...could you do it?

>>130801732
>(((bottled))) water
what kind of water do you fag drink? From a well? kek

>>130800851

Pretty good odds imo. I'ld love to live just long enough to watch the collapse of civilization and then go to sleep comfy, never to wake up.

>>130802114
*climate shift
I gotta stop phone posting.... or get a bigger phone

>>130800734
Yellowstone is an old bitch ass volcano.

Nothing will happen; too weak.

700k years ago of something it exploded; that's what geologists say when they show you a black layer on some kind of cliff.

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Oh god, please let this happen right at the same moment that cash me outside idiot's reality TV show premiers.

>>130801091
> Mate

>>130802318
i clicked that shit,nothing happened.

If Yellowstone-Chan blows a load and we lose our best clay America will become the roving superstate that Boss wanted.

>>130800734
Come home, son.

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If numbers yellowstone will explode before july

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>>130802614
If digiits I am the messiah and you must do what I command
>deus vult.

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>>130802614
Let me show you the real power of digitz.

Check'em.

>>130800851
Keep telling yourself that

>>130801181
CHOKE ON YOUR COCK CUNT

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>>130802703
try agen

>>130801181
choke on cock cunt

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>>130802614
my birthday is in july. I want to die before I age again. reroll

>>130800734
Goodbye America. Glad you are all going to die.

>>130802813
choke on ur cock, saudicunt

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>>130802925
looks like u need some help

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>>130802614
>fourth of July
>mfw Earth itself gives us an unparalleled fireworks show that incinerates more than half of us
My star-spangled goodness.

>>130802925

>wants to die before birthday

You know that's one of the few things in life you can control. No need to wait for Volcanic Ash-chan.

>>130801181
CHOKE ON COCK CUNT

ALL HAIL THE NEW JERUSALEM AND THE COMING KINGDOM

>>130803038
Suicide is a sin

>>130800734
I welcome sweet sweet death. Swing low sweet Chaaariooot.
See you fags on the other side.Enjoy the tribulation.

Time to free the shit out of yellowstone

>>130800734

>>130800874
Big bada boom. You die. I die.

>>130800734

c u L8tr Hans
>I'd rather die in a fiery volcano breathing in poisonous ash than live in the European dystopia nightmare that your leaders created.

u did well in FIFA Hans

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>>130801436 Cannibalism >>130801554
>Cannibalism is the great fear.

SOPA DE BRASILEIRO MACACO UMA DELICIA
Brazilian Monkey Soup is Delicious.

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>>130803220
I concur.

>having the mechanism for land growth, soil renewal and landscape change on your continent
This angers and confuses the Euro.

>>130802614
Digits and all of you get raped and eaten by your neighbors.

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>>130800734

will be pretty safe here in north desu.

>>130803563
I hope commiefornia suffers too

>>130803420
Yeah but that's not exactly the same thing as hunting and eating human beings. Starvation is a hell of a thing.

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>>130802965
>Glad you are all going to die.
It's just a supervolcano, you think America would be done ? Haha nah, too much of our dad's "keep calm and carry on" in us to go out like that. In a decade we'd have new farm belts and shitloads of food exports again. Can't put this dog down, no matter how hard you try.

>>130800851
>>130800734
>>130800802

Three posts and done with this thread.

>Think about a soda bottle.
>Shake it up
>Open the top
>See Result

Now

>Same volume of soda
>In a bowl
>Stir vigorously
>See result.

>>130800734

The Phoenix shall rise from the ashes...

>>130800734
We will have a 12 month warning.

When we get that warning we can say goodbye.

>>130800734
Of course you would wish for America's destruction. You're probably a filthy Muslim sucking the lifeblood out of Germany.

>>130803722
>>In a bowl
*covered bowl

>>130803622
No you wont. Research supervolcano.

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>>130803563
So let me get this strait? every projection has it covering the main land US?
I'm guessing its because they know about science n stuff?
Not like this could go north or west?
Yup its out to kill the US
cnn kill your self

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>>130803976
Did you know you can look up a map of the prevailing winds?

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>>130802965
>the fat tea nigger thinks he's safe.

>>130804348
>just outside the ash cloud
Oh man I just can't wait.

t. burgers

>>130804348
Dodged the bullet for that one

>>130804527
Yes?

>>130803622
You'll be eating human flesh, being eaten, or opting out (suicide) just like the rest of this world.

It's important to remember that this has all happened before. The Toba eruption (circa 75,000 years ago) nearly wiped out humanity, and all over Europe, Africa and Asia archaeologists have found heaps of human remains all with the same chilling evidence: human teeth marks on the bones. It's happened before, and it will happen again.

Now whether or not it is absolutely imminent like OP says is another story (synopsis: OP is a faggot)

>>130801181
CHOKE ON COCK CUNT

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>>130800734
just imagine how cool it would be if it exploded on 4th of July

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>>130800734
farewell fat people

>>130800734
Yellowstone isn't an explosive volcano like st. Helen's or something. It's just a giant bath tub filled with magma. It could overflow but it's not gonna explode.

>>130804655
> The Toba eruption (circa 75,000 years ago) nearly wiped out humanity, and all over Europe, Africa and Asia archaeologists have found heaps of human remains all with the same chilling evidence: human teeth marks on the bones. It's happened before, and it will happen again.

They didn't have nuclear reactors back then.
Simply put, build more reactors, use them for artificial sunlight, grow crops, no cannibalism.

Well, except for America, but Americans will eat anything already; why stop at cannibalism?

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>>130802614
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>130800734
This is the secret weapon that Dr Evil has been working on to destroy America to be delivered under Yellowstone via hole secretly drilled in to the ground.

One MILLION dollars please...

Oh Yellowstone, please blow your hot load!

I think this sudden Yellowstone spamming is designed to make us hopeless. Do not fall for the b8 m8. His name was Seth Rich!!!

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y-yellowstone kun c-could you b-blow your hot load f-for me

>>130804348

>tfw out of ash zone
> Wew lad

I'm renting apartments for survivall, cheap food, 3k $ per day. :^}

We dederve this for our sodomy desu. Pls give the fiery death we deserve

>>130805319
The thing is we've hit a dead end in the investigation. We know where he died and when and the people involved. There's nothing else to investigate until the DC police stop riding satanic pedophile cock.

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>>130805349
d-don't s-say such l-lewd things y-you know it's better if we receive y-yellowstone kun's load t-together

>>130805349
No, my loads are reserved for good anime only.

>>130804465

>tfw no one can bomb us anymore
greater serbia soon...

>>130800734
I hope not, I want to emigrate there as a political asylum seeker.

>>130802965
You'll die too, brit bro i like you, don't be like that.

Btw a weird tsunami hit Greenland this week.

4 people disappeared.

>>130805413
fuck off
i'm renting for 2999$ a day

I'm safe in Miami r-right?

>>130804966
>nuclear reactors
>no more maintenance because of worlwide disaster
>reactor meltdowns across all effected areas
>spent fuel rod facilities burning for months in all effected areas
>jetstream carries radioactive ash clouds across Atlantic Ocean

Yeah, you're right. That's totally better.

>>130805681
Florida Is still open

>>130805647
>everyone busy cannibalising each other
>we just use the confusion to remove kebab from the Balkans once and for all

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>>130805952

the dream will finally become a reality....

>>130805905
So if all humans vanished from a day to an other; you're telling us thats nucelar powerplants will just go berserk.

Nice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psfFJR3vZ78

>>130806055
This

>>130801069
>I am not taking fucking niggers, spics and mutts in.


>frequent belligerent violence
>loud, obnoxious and crude
>rampant drug and alcohol abuse
>descended from undesirables


Explain to me how Australians aren't just light-skinned niggers.

>>130806055
Digits confirm the truth.

>>130800734
>it's the tri-yearly Yellowstone panic again
Where do you fags go each time after you spam /pol/?

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>>130806167

first the world, and then the whole galaxy...
everything will become sacred serb land.

>>130806055
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjh7zEmqlbY

>>130806242
fag Yellowstone just had 455 earthquakes past this week.

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>>130806263
I hope. that means less degenerates.

>>130806308
Based

>>130806308

tupacs greatest student, loved and respected by all serbs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkqTM4K68ME

>>130800734

When Yellowstone erupts the whole world is fucked. Not just the US.

The volcanic ash will cover the globe, and it will be as if all of the nuclear weapons in the world were set off on the same day.

Aren't researchers saying the volcano is nearly extinct??

S

so will there be internet at least

>>130800734
S to spit

>>130806064
Many power plants do have failsafes in the event of disaster to drop the fuel rods into a water tank to prevent disaster, but if the water stops flowing and refreshing the tanks, (like during an abrupt cessation of basic services i.e. the water department) the failsafe bath would quickly evaporate and the plant would meltdown. As for the spent fuel rod storage facilities, as soon as the water baths they're stored in stop flowing and refreshing, the evaporation happens quickly and the giant radioactive fires start to burn.

So yes, with enough force you could effectively knock over every domino, so to speak.

>>130804348
wew am i safe

>>130802614

>>130801069
I wish more ozone holes on you.

Are you the fuckers shooting down waves of energy in California you fuckers fuck out of here with that crazy wave shit

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fuck this gay earth pls blow up yellowcuck

>>130804966
All those well marbeled obese people. Two birds with one stone.

>>130806369
it gets 3000 a year, before it got 3000 in 3 months 70 years ago or so

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>>130801181
Choke on cock cunt.

Take one for the team!

>>130801019
theres no bias on when a vulcano is gonna erupt you dumbass

Get out there and get some good footage cunts, the St Helen's one was sick.

>>130802264
tap water is fine in Canada and The US, for the most part.

>>130806591
is there a difference between a caldera and a volcano?

>>130804348
seems heavily exxagerated

>>130806797
Thanks for the quick rundown.

>>130801403
Something something ocean currents

Europe will freeze to death

>>130800734

People wonder why all of those massive tunnels have been bored throughout Colorado and surrounding states, I've seen so many people claiming anything from FEMA creating them to aliens creating them. They're channels for the pressure and heat energy.

Mark my words, the only thing that will come out of a yellowstone eruption is clean and cheap energy for all. It will help usher in a new age of technological marvels.

>>130804348
Beautiful.

It's like god is telling us something by sending white ppl karma from slavery

>>130807834
Volcano is a mountain, Caldera is a pocket of magma under the surface. Calderas can make volcanos if they pile magma up in the same spot, take a look at yellowstone's position then take account of continental drift and check out where it's been in the distant past, there's a range of mountains along its former path formed as the plate dragged over the same hotspot over millenia.

>>130800802
fpbp

hearwhat Ameribruvs
if Yellowbelly blows like a hot tranny
just empty all the lard in ur big fridge
then jump in and pull the lid closed
safe and sound and sorted

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>>130804348
That doesn't look too bad. Kek

>>130807841
>The last full-scale eruption of the Yellowstone Supervolcano, the Lava Creek eruption which happened approximately 640,000 years ago, ejected approximately 240 cubic miles (1,000 km3) of rock, dust and volcanic ash into the sky.

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>>130808107
word you need to jump in your fridge to shield the ash ploom

>>130807924
ok will screenshot your post, just kidding i wont
ur post was retarded

>>130807834
A caldera is basically a magma pocket sitting underneath multiple volcanoes - hence the term "supervolcano"

>>130800734
Quit this larping horse shit, every year there's a new "doomsday" theory and it's all horseshit. We aren't even real and nothing we do matters. Doomsday won't happen and you'll end up 95 yrs old screaming HAPPENING HAPPENING ITS HERE THE SAME SHIT I HEAR WVWRY YEAR OMG ITS HERE HAPPENING. Fuckk off happening niggers

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can't they just stick an american to close the hole like a cork

>>130803563
>Commiefornia untouched in that map

No, I refuse

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>>130808306
naysayers are the first to go on the day of rope

>>130808266
>ok will screenshot your post, just kidding i wont
>ur post was retarded

Yeah you're right. This has only been known about for a century now, that's nowhere near enough time to plan and take preventative measures. Now that I've been corrected by your reply I can honestly say I'm 6 million percent sure the sky is falling and we're all doomed.

>>130808511
>the exact zones will depend on wind, time of year and other factors
there's a chance

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wy yall so frighty bout dis shitty hill its just a little bubble of lava noddin to see here

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>>130800734
Yellowstone-chan wants to shoot her hot sticky trans-volcanic load on you burgers.
You are finished, best relocate from the blast radius or move to a location with a nearby bunker or someplace safe before she blows her load. Best of luck. Hope to see you alive folks.

>>130802614
Guess nothing's happening then

>>130803563
>it's not going to hit California
Fucking why

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>>130800734
If quads the only explosion on the 4th will be yellowstone.

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so will the area around yellowstone become the zone?

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>>130804348
>tfw when living on east German farmland

Why don't we just build a dome around Yellowstone?

>>130808511
>>130804348
The map and infographic are day 1, 2, and 3, and do not take the jetstream and the soft light ash dispersal over weeks and months into account. The sky would be dark for years (worldwide) causing a drastic temperature drop as well as a mass death of plant and animal life. The lucky ones would die in the blast

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>>130808973
why dont we just take america, and PUSH IT somewhere else?

>>130800734
Your life was cut short but you lived wildly. Goodbye

>>130808973
It'd be quicker and easier to just build domes around everything else on the continent.

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>>130803563
>tfw on the very edge of the ash zone
Just my luck

>>130808010
What about Muslim karma from slavery? They've enslaved way more people than whites have.
>retarded nigger doesn't know history

>>130809086
But the Volcano ash would blot out the sun

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Give the Yellowstone your energy

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>>130809046
Teleport the continent into space? I'm sure CERN can help you with that

>>130809137
Then we will shitpost in the shade.

>>130808973
That's like putting a pressure cooker inside another pressure cooker you dumb dago

>>130808466
I like this turk

>>130801250
This.
Who cares about supervolcanoes when there is a literal nigger bear sneaking around in the woods with his faggot little buddy stealing picnic baskets and spreading degeneracy? Until we solve the problem of the picnic basket jew, there is no point trying to save America from the volcano. There is nothing left worth saving.

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>>130809147
I'll give you all my energy and doubloons. Explode and wipe out humanity!

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>>130809163
the world is flat dude the fuck kinda meme is that

Ameribruvs
what if Yellowbelly is a political weapon from the future
what if she blows and the only victims r Lefty dickheads
patriots r immune coz the lava respects them and circumnavigates around their God, guns, and guts
beautiful thoughts on such a warm summers day here in Bongland

>>130800734

Pls I just want to die , working till I'm 95 years old is not appalling

>>130808973
A giant pipeline redirecting the lava towards the pacific would be more efficient.

Just need to penetrate the magma chamber with the big pipe.

>>130805846
Holy shit. That's most of the people living there.

What are the odd's on the volcano destroying all life on earth. Every Human...like 1%?

>>130804348
Kek move home to Hungary, ahahaha. Got a gas mask so it will be EZ.

Good chance it'll dribble out and we'll be reasonably okay

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>>130809741
you dont survive
nobody is surviving the coming shit storm

do you have any recollection of anything? about knowing what time were living in

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>>130800802
>>130800988

There are people in here who unironically believe Europe would be affected.

The only thing that will affect us is the economic collapse such an event would cause. These fucking memers unironically believe that a little volcano is going to engulf the planet in flames or whatever. Typical ameritard egomaniacal rationale.

>>130806110

comfy

>>130803677
Well can you get me out of here before it explodes

>>130809659
I may possess such a pipe.

>>130800802
Nope just central USA is fucked

>>130809855
Ummm not really. Are you referring to some sort of biblical implications? An Apocalypse maybe?

>>130809137
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>>130804571
If you want to know what surviving in a post-Yellowstone world outside of the blast zone watch the movie "The Road" (2009).

Hint: you won't be out roaming the wastland with Dogmeat liberating new settlements for Preston Garvey.

>>130808733
GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE-CHAN
I LOVE YOU YELLOWSTONE-CHAN

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>yfw mama merkel forces the euros take in drones of burger refugees
FICKI FICKI

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so just to get it clear and to be prepared for the banting, what will be the meme we use? YELLOWSTONED? EARTHED? ERRUPTED? LAVAED?

>>130808233
>we know exactly how much ash was there because we dug up dirt and use the same pseudo-science we do to "justify" manmade global warming
I wonder what the next "end of the world" issue will be in a month or two.

>>130809860
Confirmed retard.
The cloud from the volcano would block the sun and prevent crops from growing.

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>>130810121
yes i am actually insinuating that

>>130801316

Meh.

>>130810385
Anon, I know you really want to be right but the more you post the deeper you dig yourself. Just do the most basic thing and look up how far across the continent the ash-layer spreads, and how thick it is, and do even the most simple calculation on a pocket calculator.

Gonna be some gnarly ash sports in much of the Rockies

>>130809860
>Yellowstone
>little volcano

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>>130810426

It will dissipate over the atlantic.

We'll be fine

>>130801613
a fate worse than ficki ficki

>>130800734

If repetitive numbers then Yellowstone will explode September 23, 2017.

>>130811315

If anything but ending in 7 then it won't blow at all and everyone itt is just a fat fag with an overactive imagination

>>130811315
Thank fucking God.

>>130811315
OP is homosexually promiscuous and Yellowstone isn't happening anytime soon. Probably.

But OP definitely takes cock up the ass recreationally, this much I'm sure of.

>>130801403
They'll prob retreat to their bunkers while we choke on volcanic ash or starve to death after the sun is mostly blotted out there famalam.

IRL S.T.A.L.K.E.R should be fun though

>>130800734
Goodbye oh losers

You started degeneracy

Your white women are whores but you like whiteness

You wage wars and cry terrorism

You insult people and treat them like shit and then cry when shit gets back to you

You blame everyone but yourself

You get cucked, you blame the guy, not the girl.

Rot in hell

Going out playing real life Fallout sounds good enough.

>>130811863
Shit, almost forgot to add this flag to the filter list, thanks for posting so I'd remember.

If yellowstone starts showing physical warning signs please get a ticket home white man, dont bother with anything more than a vacation visa we have notoriously shitty immigration officers in most of the european countries, theyll never catch you just wait for the eruption and claim asylum.

were all pest's anyway

>>130812001

001 lmao

>>130800734
The damage graphs from such an event do not really bother me; most of the areas effected are very sparsely populated, and contain virtually no assets. Yes there would be a few millimeters of ash thousands of miles away, but that's hardly a problem.

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what if yellowstone only targets non whites

>>130807621
Sure there is. (((Scientists))) don't want the masses to panic so they report a lower number.

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>>130812777

>>130811019
>he's never seen Yellowstone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFaFfdOzPP8

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what if yellowstone is already farting itself but theyre funneling the ploom to outerspace preventing it from making any noise

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>>130800734

Michigan has it made. Will survive Yellowstone, no earthquakes, tsunamis, we have the Great Lakes, we have it all. And when the rest of the US collapses we will take what we need & is rightfully ours from those cuck canucks too. WOLVERINES!!!!!

>>130813360
aliens will take offense to the interstellar BRAAPS and start a war

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>>130812098
I'm wondering what the best and least kebab'd place possible for a White American with pale, pasty skin and green eyes.

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>>130800734
MORROWIND RP WHEN???!!!

>>130802614

Kek has spoken. American will continue to reign supreme.

>>130801181
Choke on cuck

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>>130803722

>super volcanoes are full of soda

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Who here in the 1-3 thickness?

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>tfw Europe has to accept me as a refugee

>>130800734
Will this affect my 2nd amendment rights

>>130801551

I like this

>>130801181
choke on cock cunt

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Thank you for your service

>>130815873
WE BRITIAN NOW

If America dies (((they))) lose the power to bully and destroy the world. Think about it. It seems like a good thing.

>>130816992

It is a good thing. There will be tough times economically but in the long term it'll be a good thing.

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This shit happens every year.
It's not going to erupt, not without a warning. Scientists believe that we'd get even a year's notice before it went off.
Stop your defeatist fear mongering.

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>>130800851
>only 10%
>ONLY

lmao goodbye yankees

>>130800734
Fellow anons, I hope if you survive volcanohost you will take arms in your hands and kill all SJW, liberals, fake news journalists, googles, skypes and other software and drain the swamp. Good luck.

>>130800734
Might as well say goodbye to your countries too after the world war that would ensue after America goes down. We are the greatest military power in all human history, and we all know how nature abhors a vacuum.

>>130800734
you get fucked too, ahmed. cloud of ash strangles the planet.

>>130802614
wont happen

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Typical burger's day:
-
8 a.m: Wake up, sing usa national anthem and shove stars and stripes up his ass
9 a.m: Go to work at wallmart between two illegal mexican coworkers
10 a.m: deny war crime
11 a.m: checks privileges
12 a.m: Time to eat at generic trash-tier fastfood
1 p.m: poop blood because of chipotlay
2 p.m: watch cnn
3 p.m: happening live on cnn!
4 p.m: watch cnn
5 p.m: shipost on /pol/ about how america is based
6 p.m: SUPERBOWL HURRRRRR

>>130820710
>Typical frog day
-
>Wake up at 7 a.m.
>Go outside to smoke at 7:30 a.m.
>Get hit by a truck at 7:45 a.m.
>After your funeral at 8 a.m. your extended family goes and votes Macron
En Marche!

>>130800734
Yellow Stone isn't going to erupt. The activity going on is regular and normal, and no indication of Yellowstone. Besides, only a third of America would be fucked if it erupted.

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>>130820710
>be French
>get trucked

>>130810522
So then if that is true, what your saying is that there will be no human survivors?

>>130820938
Sorry to burst your maga denial bubble but the only reason french people voted macron and not marine is because we are not stupid burgers and actually care about voting for a real politician rather than a stupid faggot like your uneducated piece of shit president.
>>130821115
>be gay in the us, get killed by a jihadist
>be a highschool student, get shot by edgy burger from /pol/
>be a communist in the 50's, get jailed
>be american, nuke entire country to test your new toy
just blow yourselves up, your country is utter shit and has no culture and no history

>>130800734
>not knowing that if Yellowstone erupts we all starve regardless of if we are in the U.S. or not

>>130818162
And I hope you won't starve from the following famine.

What are the implications on the Airline industry? Will all flights be grounded? What about Rockets, could they still be launched? IE: Foreign nukes taking advantage of the natural disaster to blow us the fuck up. Seems that if Yellystone goes boom mankind takes three giant steps backwards.

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>>130803722
>Comparing a bowl of cola to a supervolcano which has erupted multiple times before, vomiting more than 1000 times the volume of the mt. st.Helens cloud during just one event.

Ade!

>>130822242
All flights will be grounded because of the damage the ash can do to the engines of the planes no idea if rockets could still take off

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>>130821094
depends on what the weather is like on that day, whether it is drifting the initial cloud which would be absolutely massive, effecting the central agricultural lands of the USA, drift or no. The affected areas would experience weather change, poisoned water and food supplies, dying wildlife, the ash would act like a fine powder. Unlike snowfall, and would clog drainage systems, collapse rooftops that are untended to, smother vehicle's ventilation, proving them useless after a short use, and the silicosis sure is cool too. All of this would fuck up the economy and induce massive riots.
If it does erupt.
As it before.
Multiple times.
But hey, you're invincible. Nothing can happen to you in your lifetime, but any other time after you die is a-ok because it's not going to happen to you. How ridiculous! A supervolcano? PSHHHHHH Get outta hhheeeeeiiiiiaaaaa!

>>130800734
Why do mods keep allowing Yellowstone threads?

>>130823983
My grammar is spectacular.

>>130821442
>be french

>>130804936
St helens was a Super volcano, yellowstone is a caldera AND a super volcano.

Its going to be way stronger than st Helens

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>>130800851
>only

everybody else would be fucked. at least our death would be swift.

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>>130800734
Another Germany doesn't use its fucking
brain thread, I love these!
Also, even IF we had that long left, your
shithole will STILL be dead faster than ours!

>>130800734
Let go /pol/
https://www.change.org/p/trey-gowdy-funding-for-a-middle-finger-on-the-white-house-lawn