wtf is this yellowstone shit real?

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>>130788503

Holy shit mfw it's going to be Pompeii all over again..

>>130788503
We all gonna die

hope you okay <3

just post the video. any proof is enough

>>130788503
Aren't they just migrating? And also in bigger numbers because of excellent preservation laws and helping them come back from near extinction?

>>130788503
Me too. I see herds of wild Abos rushing past my house toward the bottle o. Wtf is going on anons?

>>130789287
>>130789209
>>130789148

this isnt a joke. why would animals be running? how do they know something happening?

>>130789323
they sprinting dude

>>130788503
Pls post the video somewhere for proof im realz scared atm

>>130788503
post a video faggot. this is interesting

>>130788503
dear god I hope so. We need a cleansing of some sort.

>>130788503
Please anon , take a pic or a video , will post it in this thread were we have been talking about it for 15+ hours straight :
>>130767589

>>130789588
DAY OF THE GRILL

>>130789374
Animals can feel if something is wrong

Leaving where? You got a space ship? Fkn tard. Stop worrying about shit you can't do shit about.

>>130788503
And also , leave, what the fuck you have lose ' if it doesnt happen, you just say you took some days off from work.Also , get a happening bag (or three) . Best luck anon-kun.

>>130789682
Is that why they're fleeing into Germany?

animals can detect natural events due to unknown reasons before they happen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ksYINdbThg&spfreload=10

>>130789343
I saw a pack of wild niggers run past my house in Chicago yesterday but it could be because of that new wings place just opened and less to do with the Yellowstone supervolcano.

>>130789682
German education everybody

>>130788503
No geographic flag.

Fuck off shill.


GOD DAMN MODS BRING BACK GEOGRAPHIC FLAGS AGAIN

>>130788503
>I'm leaving

That thing is titanic in size. There is nowhere to run. The explosion is going to be bigger than Krakatoa.
The shockwave of Krakatoa was heard 3 times over around the globe.
This thing is 75 times bigger.
The sound wave alone will burst houses down.
Then the smoke will blot out the sun. Then another ice age.

Just start playing a harmonica as you are engulfed in flaming ash anon...

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>>130789842
kek

>>130788503
Video WITH timestamp, AND change your flag to geographic location when you post. If OP does NOT do this then go back to sleep everyone.

>>130789749
And take the magma-cock up his ass, right ? Limey , go and shitpost elsewhere, your anglo genes are shitposting irresponsably (see Australia) . get a hold of them, mate.

>>130789842
keek

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>>130789842

>>130789848
Do fat fucks with beards also detect natural events before they happen? Because that fucker sure did. Notice his chair starts moving at the same time as the dog bolting?

No? didn't think so, fucking pseudoscience fags

Protip: A loud noise.

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>>130788503
>>130789374

Yes indeed it is real. While these movements sometimes occur, whats going on is Mother Earth is gently encouraging all of the wildlife to leave the park because she doesn't want them to be destroyed by this (more in terms of genetic diversity).

She's done it before but wildlife folks have tagged&bagged them and put them back out of ignorance.

> its also Mother Earth who is blowing yellowstone ahead of schedule and out of order, at this time
> because it helps humanity to change, thats all she really knows about our politics is that we need to change
> and she has alot of anger to release, and this is like a boil of negative shit thats going to get popped and drained

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>>130789842

>>130788503
>bison
I thought they are extinct.

>>130789374
yeah i mean it, I hope everything is okay <3

>>130788503
Didnt you kill all the bisons?

>>130788503
These are the weirdest shill threads I've ever seen. What is the endgame, who would bother to slide this website

>>130789950
>run like a fag
I'm watching this shit go down. I'm gonna laugh at everyone as they cry and scream. I'm gonna go to my ex's apartment and rape her under the haze of the slate gray sky. I'm gonna loot a gun store then loot a grocery store. I'm gonna kill me some niggers. I'm gonna live til I can't breath or find food and then I'm gonna have one bullet left for me. That sounds more fun than doing this for the next 4 decades

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>>130789950
>tfw I live close by
>tfw all these creepy things are now happening around Yellowstone (for example tourist was nearly killed by hot spring in area that was previously cool to the touch
>tfw lots of missing pets

FUCK

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>>130790159
>>130790234

Nope

>>130790259
average /pol/tard everybody.

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>warm river, idaho

at least it will be quick for you bro

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>>130790152

>>130789842
Well done

>>130790259
Post vid of Bison anon.

>>130788503
I wish you larping niggers would just fuck off and die already.

>>130790159
https://www.fws.gov/bisonrange/timeline.htm

It seems a quarter of a million of them are still alive, incredible , eh ?

>>130790371
Lmao that goes the US is FUCKED than the leafs will rise!

>>130790387
> ayylamo pepe?

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>>130790371
>mfw america turns into a literal hellhole

Kek is displeased with your fat sweaty hides, let the cleansing begin.

>>130790274
Bison is the best meat. Fuck beef.

Somehow i want it to fuckin explode...
Idk i just want something to happen.
Im just too bored i guess lul

>>130790327
What the fuck did you just say about me you little bitch??

>>130790505
>Yfw it sets off a fucking destabillisation event and the pressure gets so uneven that it "wobbles" ALL the magma, setting off all volcanoes everywhere all at once.

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>>130790371
>tfw i will probably die in california getting killed by the insane people here if this happens
Im near the coast, i'd steal a boat and sail to alaska

>>130790259
I think the superheated volcanic ash would melt the flesh off your bones faster than you could blink

>>130790590
navyseals.exe

>>130790505
no more like Fallout timeline where the US annexes canada

> because canada has such a strong military and everyone there has guns yknow.

It would probably be handled more like "you're a territory of the US now, like puerto rico" that way you still keep your govt but we can move through and move in as we please.

> can stick the dick in as we please

However within 5 years most of canada will be covered in snow that wont melt and only gets thicker... so there is that.

>>130790605
and all the volcanos are in europe and kill all the nonwhites

>>130790590
>>130790647

>a basic gestalt

>>130788503
Get out now nigger

>>130788503

Just checked satellite imagery...the fields are empty in the ranges. Is-is this really a happening?
Post video nao!

>>130789913
well yes you cunt

>>130788503
I'm a geological scientist working for the federal government, I can't tell you specifically which agency. All I can tell you is that Yellowstone is about to go, and it's going SOON.

You don't have years. You don't have months. You have DAYS to prepare for this. This is not a meme, I'm not larping, this is 100% legitimate GET OUT NOW!!

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>>130790558

Alright thread over everyone, OP still hasnt posted vid


/thread

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>>130789842
DELET THIS

Do you think America will go on a military conquest and take territories for their survival?
I sure hope so.
No country can say no when a goddamn fleet of American refugees are escorted by Carrier strike groups.
I China "blocks their path," there will be no fucking negotiations, China is US territory now.
Most probably South America.
Kill those fucking monkeys.
The West is now the Great American Empire.

>>130790802
give more proof (of who you are)

>>130790802

You can't get out anywhere.

If you actually were a geological scientist, you would know that.

No where above ground will be safe in this hemisphere.

And the blocked out sun will kill 80% of all other life in the world.

>>130790608
That wont work.

Ash will be falling over the ocean starting roughly from northern california to just past washington (not as much as over land, but still). While this could be handled somewhat if you were on land, thats pretty much going to kill you.

Also most boats are motor driven so you'll run out of fuel, the pacific current moves down the coast from the north so you're fighting the current and itll take you longer.

>>130788503
>i live in warm river idaho and the biggest herd of bison ive ever seen has been crossing the federal reserve (my house looks down on it)

Beautiful countryside. Also, everyone looks down at the federal reserve. ;)

>its been non stop for 10-15 mins now. should i cut my vid and post now or wait till its finished?

Send a link when you do. Would like to see it.

>im not a paranoid guy but this is way too much. im leaving.

I'm a very paranoid guy. I'd move my ass to Mars if UFOs would pick up hitchhikers.

With kidding aside, if the wildlife is getting the fuck out of the area, then that is a sign that something is gonna happen.

>>130788503
Post vid OP or gtfo

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>>130790558

> muh psycho powers

>>130790802
please fucking ban all LARPers my God. This fucking board is a joke.

>>130789950
You have absolutely no fucking idea what you are talking about.

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>tfw I live in a country without a single active volcano

It was nice knowing you lavacucks

>>130790674
I have a fuck ton of guns
>>130790605
and I live in Nunavut il be fine!

Y'all are larping, faggots

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>>130790807
Looks like it has downs syndrome.

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>>130790562

good news is in germany all the neo-nazis will rise up when the economy tanks, with promises of restoring the glory (while they're smashing the EU leadership)

So EU will get a flash-mob revolution - no time better to act than when shit is FUBAR.

> who do you think all those cops and military really serve?
> the EU Army is the globalist plan, but the folks who'd be a part of it are using it to arm up thats all.

>>130790807
Looks like pissed off Afro Man but these bastards are really tasty...

>>130790909
No it won't. It will destroy most of the USA and the world economy but the whole 'mug ice age' has been debunked over and over. It's literally only repeated by sensationalist tabloid news.

>>130790959
Shout out to /pol/ in the video

>>130789969
These flags were a mistake.

>>130789950
>That thing is titanic in size. There is nowhere to run. The explosion is going to be bigger than Krakatoa.
>Krakatoa
>36k people
>5 shitty winters

Wew we are really screwed

Worst case scenario some hundreds of thousands amerilards die and we get a spike on potato prices

>>130791072
yeah but you hate trudeau and you love trump, and we can bring democracy to your country

I think a fair number of canadians would feel the same way too

>>130789842
classic aussie bantz

>>130791180

It's going to spit out tens of millions of tons of ash.

It will take decades for the atmosphere to absorb it

>>130790259
>loot a gun store
wouldn't the owner of the gun store be likely to have a gun?

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>>130790371
>tfw when I live in X and will have front row seats to the apocalypse

feels toasty man

>>130791180
Destroy the economy ? How so, 'Murica barely exports anything.

>>130791275

Half the world is fed on our backs.

>>130791069
Indonesia has volcanoes big enough to fuck us up if they pop, look at lake toba, for example

>>130791313
Yeah, Africa and the Middle East.

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>>130789374
Anon, I'd keep rolling for as long as possible. Don't forget to link the video here once you've put it on YoutTube.

Animals generally have a "sixth sense" about these sorts of things. Then again, it could just be the times. In case you haven't noticed, animals all over the world are acting crazy (sea animals beaching themselves, birds falling out of the sky dead, etc.)

Either way, this would make for an interesting video. Keep us posted on the happening within your area.

>>130791275
When the oak is felled, every man goes lumbering

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>>130789374
>Warm River is a city in Fremont County, Idaho, United States. The population was 3 at the 2010 census

You guys should form a barbershop quarte- Oh, sorry.

>>130791180

That is actually debatable. The media makes it seem like a the whole world will be destroyed, the science channels makes it look like only the US and Canada will be destroyed, and other sources say that it will only be the northwest, southwest, east coast and barely some of the mid-west.

I'm in Illinois (not anywhere near fucking Chicago) so I'm not too worried.

>>130791263
lol that's a best case scenario. Increase the radius of the kill zone three-fold and you have a more likely scenario.

Nobody living in the western half of North America will survive this. If you live on the East Coast you *might* have a chance.

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>>130789842
OHOHOHO

>>130791275
America is the largest economy in the world, you take that out and there would be complete worldwide economic collapse

>CAPTCHA: select squares containing (military) helicopters

>search 'animals fleeing yellowstone'
>suggested results: animals fleeing yellowstone 2014, animals fleeing yellowstone 2015, animals fleeing yellowstone 2016

Hmmm

>>130790371
So it's basically going to wipe Montana off the map?

Shame, if only it were in California.

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>>130789588
>88

>>130790129
His chair moved because the dog spooked him you dumb nigger.
Still, it's not really surprising that a dog can sense an earthquake just a few seconds before it goes full.

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>>130791069
>he doesnt have an active volcano right across his capital
>real country

Pick one

>>130791069
>tfw I live in a country without a single active volcano
Not counting the nigger and arab cock erupting onto and into rape victims, but you get it.

>>130790840
Why do you need a vid? Bisons always migrate and run half of the time in the process.

I hope so... If Yellowstone blew up it would cause world peace due to less meddling from the US.

>>130790371
All the west coast will starve lmao

>>130790802

Can confirm, about the geologists anyway. They've been under a tight gag order and all their youtube vids have been censored if they didnt conform to the narrative.

> sauce?

Thats also why there's shilling about this yellowstone subject, people coming out of the woodwork and actually trying to slide threads like these. There's no reason for it unless there's something to hide.

> its literally #NotTheirDisaster for the globalists because its too much chaos for them to maintain order under, it fucks them just as bad as everyone else

Also earthquake maps from USGS were all adjusted to report 1 Magnitude lower across the entire planet several years ago (~2011) because the number and intensity of earthquakes everywhere was accelerating.

> mother earth waking up and getting pissed

As a psychic I can also say that somebody has put up a "field" of energy over the entire park area that makes that place hard to scan with any kind of psychic gift. But I am able to (this type of protection presents a "false image").

Mere fact that is there, which is an unusual feature and didnt used to be there, is also telling.

>>130791520
Those were just memes, but this time it's actually real. Yellowstone is literally days from erupting.

>>130791520
It is the home where the buffalo roam.
Where the deer and the antelope play...

>>130788503

>House looks down on the federal reserve
>bisons going crazy

If you faggots had voted Rand we could have had him audit the fed by now and we would know what the fuck is going on in there.

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>>130791479
shut up faggot my mom graduated with a degree in geography and has done weeks of research on this. I'll be fine. Say hello to Satan for me though, nigger.

>>130791696
>This time its real
source any minute now

>>130791692
Thank you for verifying what I had to say, it pisses me off that every specialist (like you and me) who speaks up about these kinds of things on /pol/ gets shot down as "larping" *shakes head*

>>130788503
You'll be fine unless you see the fish start leaving the lakes.

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>>130791263

Earth is about to have the shits and needs some pepto bismol. I need it too because all the harsh drinking I did last night, I think I got the shits too.

>>130788503
>>130789374
How's your video going?

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>>130788503
Guys,

GUYS,

LISTEN,

LIS- Hear me out!

What if we TAKE Yellowstone, and MOVE it into the heart of Israel.

>>130791692
>As a psychic

I have a very specific, vivid mental image in my mind. What am I thinking?

>>130788503
nice troll you fucking faggot

>>130790909

>all of the Northern hemisphere wiped out

>leaving Australia to start a new world order

Picture it. An entire world of shitposters.

>>130790371
Gonna be comfy as fuck in AZ.

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>>130788503
Tectonic distubances detected. "Swarming" of the occurances at peak points on the increase.

Goodbye /pol/, /sci/ will be in their lab/bunker...
We will miss you...

>>130788503
No it's the same thing as the Jackie Chan fake death thing we did a few years ago. Stop being a faggot and spread it like it's happening.

>>130788503
>>130789374
>2 pumps by this chump

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>>130791829
Perfect

>>130791823
kek

>>130791821

I suspected it, I got a sense of... unnerving from trying to scan the geologists that were working at the park. Sorta like putting on a false bravado or facade.

But I did catch a video that got deleted where someone was reading off a note that had been passed to them by a geologist (maybe 12-18 months ago). Im pretty good at detecting BS and if it was a larp I wouldn't have gotten chills.

>>130791823
I hate it when this happens

>>130791644
Lewd

>>130788503
Electronics destroying solar flare and west coast earthquakes are the big risks during your lifetime. Yellowstone is worth keeping an eye on but is low risk.

>>130791991
Rare

>>130792045
Do I have my hand on my penis?

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>>130791692
>As a psychic I can also say that somebody has put up a "field" of energy over the entire park area that makes that place hard to scan with any kind of psychic gift.

I can scan it just fine and I never even worked for the Psychic Friends Network.

>>130791836
sick fuck

>>130791378
>Then again, it could just be the times. In case you haven't noticed, animals all over the world are acting crazy (sea animals beaching themselves, birds falling out of the sky dead, etc.)
shit guys we broke the animals

>>130788503
FINALLY SOMETHING THAT IS NOT GOING TO KILL NEW YORK STRAIGHT AWAY!!

>>130788503
That's how bison used to be. You're just seeing the park services conservation efforts successful.

>>130792336
We live in a simulation
Thats just code rot

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>>130790526
>turns into a literal hellhole
>turns
implying

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guys it's real

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4624494/Swarm-464-earthquakes-hits-Yellowstone-National-Park.html

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>>130792297
How'd you guess?

>>130791821
>>130790802

Not sure what you would make of this, but what I can sense is that the magma has compromised more crevices deep underground and the next time there is a Big Quake up there (8.0+) its going to compromise the integrity of the rock separating the magma from the deepest water-bearing cracks.

With that much pressure behind the magma the rock inbetween wont be able to hold it... though depending on how badly it compromises it that could result in an immediate Explosion or just a vent opening up (which would give everyone time).

Even if a vent opens up its not going to stop compromising the surrounding rock - and you'll get an explosion nonetheless.

>>130792289
Sure. If you dont sense anything, you're just getting the false image dummy.

>>130792385
Oh sure it will. Its called Wall Street.

>>130792534
I'm am going to try to simulate my nut juice in your mouth.
Picturing you now
>fat
>hairy
>curly, greasy hair
>surrounded by loud people
>poor
>likes gold jewelry but can't afford
>wants to have sex with at least one cousin who is also hairy

You are all going to die

>>130792853
At least not in a boring way

>>130792841
hahah not called for,but funny.

>>130792595
What are the chances. We talked about this in a thread 5 hours prior. And low and behold an article pops up..... You spooks are pretty predictable. Trying to discredit the end times crowd. Cant fool my autism you fucks.

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>>130788503

HOLY SHIT

I live just east of Yellowstone national park, and I've just been outside and seen a fuckton of spiders seemingly moving together due east. I went further down the street to investigate and its fucking happening - ALL THE SPIDERS ARE RUNNING AWAY TO THE EAST

>AWAY FROM THE PARK TO THE WEST

is it about to happen? Should I also run away or stay on pol????

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>>130792693
if get this guy is full of shit and LARPing

>>130792922
That's positive attitude.

>>130792999
You better go into the forbidden forest and find Hagrid pronto.

>volcano goes boom
>decades or centuries later, some sort of civilisation has rebuilt itself
What would it look like?

>>130791072
it will be -100 there within weeks

>>130792841
I know diaspora and this is accurate

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>>130792563
>AMERICA IS A LITERAL HELLHOLE
t. SERBIA

K E K
E
K

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>>130792989
the article was published 2 hours ago

>>130788503

animals sense this shit EVERY time. many such cases n shieet. now you have me worried.

>>130789842
I love you Australia. When I die I'll be thinking of you

>>130793058
Sorry but im legit

>>130793077
>>130792999
epic

>>130793190
it'll be freezing for sure, temperature drop up there will probably only be 25F honestly

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>>130793247
Little slow arent you Hans

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>>130793232
>implying

>>130792999
its a funny image but the gets still dont lie

>>130793232
there are no niggers in serbia, mr 52%

Okay, so if Yellowstone goes off while any of of us are out, what are the things to remember?

>I know the ash if inhaled will turn into almost cement in our lungs.
>So gas mask is needed immediately.

What else though? Is it safe to be out in the ash as long as you have a gas mask?

According to maps my area should only get about 3mm max of ash which is nothing.

>>130793776
will the ash get in your house?

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>>130789343
>past my house toward the
They are running toward Yellowstone to get high off the fumes too bad for them they can't swim.

>>130790807

they do look almost exactly like niggers, "Buffalo Soldiers" makes total sense. not just the afro, but the nose and lips too

>>130790259
Reported to the authorities

Enjoy the v& ride faggot

>>130793746
most of the niggs are concentrated in the southern states though.
I live in a northern town of about 3k and the latest census says there are only 4 black people here.
everyone else is white.

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>>130793746
KEK THERES NO NOTHING IN SERBIA

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>>130789950
Why did Xerxes send you

>>130789842
You magnificent bastard.

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>>130788503
The only animal you need to watch to prevent your death at a happening is the (((rat)))
If any government like this faggot says >>130790802 knows something about the possible eruption, the wealthy jewish families will fly away like crazy.
While they keep living in the USA you are safe.

>>130793866

Sadly yes, at the moment due to windows being open and AC being in.

My workplace is within 5 minutes of my house though so depending on how long it takes to travel to the east coast I could possibly get home and seal it before much damage.

I'm guessing I'll need to always wear a gas mask in my house and outside?

Would just vacuuming it up suffice to get rid of it or are these ridiculous micro particles that you won't be able to notice?

>>130793776
>>130793866
yes it'll get in the house, if there is any air exchange with the outside at all (and there will have to be otherwise you'd get carbon monoxide buildup)

the ash from the eruption will take awhile to get around... it'll be about 3 days before it reaches Oklahoma, it'll be about a week before it reaches the east coast.

one big problem is ash will cover all the roads, and anywhere that gets more than 1 inch even if crews take on the hazard of "sweeping" the roads... Wind will drive mounds of it just like the great dust bowl of the 30s and youll get repeated coverage.

So you're driving along and the dude in front of you is kicking up a rooster tail of ash... even if it doesn't get his car (and it probably still will) its going to toast all the other cars behind it.

>>130789651
Better make me medium well like a burger should be

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>>130793961
that may work in france but it doesnt work in the united states

he doesn't present an immediate danger, and even if he did, it'd only mean they'd watch him rather than do anything about it

there are many such people, pic sorta related, who have plans to go crazy as soon as any shit hits the fan, which is why the police will lock down virtually every town in america with a curfew and the military will crack down cities with martial law

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so I'm watching the webcam at old faithful thats supposedly live. I have only watched it a handful of times but it seems like there is a shitload more geothermal activity going on than I have seen in the past. like a lot more. also 0 people so idk something might b habbeding

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>>130794815
I kekd so bad

>>130790802
And I'm an ayyyy lmao and lemme tell you the invasion is happening soon. You don't have years, you have DAYS. Prepare your anus' now so the probing doesn't hurt as much.

>>130793961
go kill yourself you worthless frenchie faggot

>>130788503
We're fine you stupid memers. Nothings gonna happen.

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>mfw no volcanos anywhere nearby

>>130795125
I loved the graphics they did on that, it was pretty damn realistic. But id barely say thats a 77MT. Just more like one of the many 20s the russians built.

>>130794476

you fugget about the underground tunnels man, they might go fly to some mansion or resort in the 'states and not leave because there's some tunnel under it that goes to a (((deep underground military base)))

>>130788503
the animals can definitely sense it happening.
saw a vid about yellowstone and it could really fucking happen

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>>130790802
>>130795184

>>130789873
Underratted

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>>130792999
>I live just east of Yellowstone national park
These digits don't run

>>130795458
this. feels good man.

>>130789873
Chuckled

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psfFJR3vZ78

>>130790802
real (and maybe stupid) question though, is there any threat for eurofags as well? such as a massive ash storm or some shit fucking us all up too?

>>130790129
You dumb ass, he literally got up to chase the dog down because it's his dog and it just bolted for some reason. Day of the Possum Trap when?

>>130789842
Fucking kek

>>130789374

Not to be that guy, but I've seen videos before of animal migration in Yellowstone. It can look alarming, especially considering what is under Yellowstone, but I think it's normal.

Not saying it is definitely nothing, but it could be nothing.

>>130795549
I mean there's Campi Flegrei but if that happens then whatever, the whole Europe is pretty much fucked.

>>130790558
I wouldn't say fuck beef, because beef is still good, but God damn bison is good

>>130795469
It's the Sarah Connor dream in T2.

Also, yeah, the shelters. Why live in a ruined place for years due to the nuclear winter when you can live wherever you want?

>>130790371
>all the republican states get wiped off the planet and the democrats win every election
FeelsBadsMan are the kikes behind this?

>>130795686
No what will happen is... one day a really high darkish cloudbank will come in over the horizon and over time more waves of it will come and this will start blocking out the sun.

And it will get so dark that the street lights would stay on - yknow like when a thunderstorm moves in and it gets so dark the sensors think its night time. So you'll have about 6 hours of "daytime" at the most.

And the sky will be pitch black at night, and if the moon were visible at all it would be (well it probably wont be visible...).

It will get Very Cold.

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>>130795548
THAS RITE, BLAZE OF GLORY, FUCK THESE FAGGOTS TURNING AND RUNNING
>MURICA!

PS EASTCOAST MASTER RACE HEHEH

>>130791069
>tfw live in a country without a single active volcano but it's even hotter on average
You tried but you failed.

>>130795973
>It will get Very Cold

Climate Changers eternally btfo. Where's "muh ice caps" now bitch.

>>130791069
you know, this does affect you as well.

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>>130795973
>>130795686

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>>130795973
>37 degrees projected tomorrow
>nuclear winter cant come soon enough

cmon yellowstone chan you can do it BURN IT ALL

>>130795973
damn, you're right, the aftermath could actually block out the sun. jesus.

eh, we'll still live, I guess.

Guys I am a Earthquake Scientist, this is not normal. Fish have left lakes, bizons have left earth, and i'm not joking but.. wait for it.. FUCKIN' EARTHQUAKES are happening at a volcano. I'm scared, I've never been so scared in my entire live. Something is going to happen. The thousands of people working for USGS including me know it all, but we have to keep silent. I'm trembling, please get out now.

>>130788503
Can we discuss survival options? Best places to go? Best foods to buy? How long to prepare for? East coast here. Thinking I'll be alright as I am now but it can't hurt to be sure.

>>130790674
>where the US annexes canada
Didn't the US try that before and get their asses handed to them?

>>130788503
They may just be getting away from the above-average seismic activity.

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>>130796233
oh boy, how idyllic.
if you're a vampire, that is.

still scared tbqh.

>>130796330
Just lots of twinkies

>>130789848
>>130789374
>>130789148
>>130788503
can someone give me a quick rundown on these new flags pls

>>130796298
>fish have left lakes, bison have left earth
THE FISH WILL WALK
THE BISON WILL FLY
ACCRID ASH WILL BLOCK THE SKY

>>130796330

If you hear rumors about some kind of "Box" that people are able to make food with - go to where that is. This is a provision from the ayylamos (maybe time travelers? dunno) to be able to survive the coming disaster.

Band together with communities for support and defense. Find a good spot and stay there.

>>130796330
This is an ELE. You are most definitely not alright.

How long will it take to affect Louisiana?

>>130796464
its either a cia psyop or its 4chan providing people with increasing options for shitposting and larping

I guess its kinda like profile images, personal customization beyond just tripcodes.

I keep mine set as nazi because thats how I feel but sometimes I also put it on gadsden

>>130788503
Even though I will more than likely die in the first 100 days, I will make the most of it.

RAWR

>tfw living on east coast USA

Gonna be comfy

>>130796464
>commie
>kys
Anyway these flags are like a "remembrance" of old /pol/ where you could also select your flags.

>>130796330
you'd have to buy MREs of the type that wont expire for like 5 years

also enough lead to defend it

>>130790259
wait are you saying that you dont already own a gun? wtf... read a fucking book dude

>>130791692
>As a psychic
Fuck off, bet you can't even make my controller move to the right.

Euros, remember that when Yellowstone happens you're dying with us.

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>>130791069
>lavacucks

>>130796548

aside from the looting, banks being closed, and supplies running out within the first 12 hours...

itll take about 3 days before you'll see it start creeping over the horizon, probably 4 before its overhead and maybe 5 before it starts to come down on you

>>130796330
Big Lots my nig! they got them deals

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animals do that shit whenever there's even a small earthquake. it tends to scare the fuck out of them.
that said, PLZ GIVE US A HAPPENING!

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Fallout 5

I want to go to Yellowstone and start jumping.

Why is this larp still active? NOTHING will happen with Yellowstone.

>>130797131
Because its a "Newfags find out about the caldera" episode.

>>130796762
literally just plant your potatoes, that shit is fucking sturdy and not picky at all.

>>130796881
>>130796548

Oh another thing, louisiana has alot of swamps and low lying areas doesnt it? As well as the mississippi river...

Expect Massive Flooding. And expect this flooding to be of the Landslide variety. When the ash falls in the water its going to sink to the bottom and start displacing the water, and its going to make a concrete slurry out of it too.

The first time you get a major rain after this all that shit is going to be like some awful muddy hell, and itll probably destroy a bunch of bridges. Depending on how bad the Mississippi River gets caked by the ash it could overflow its banks even normally since it'll be washing all that stuff down your way from the entire river system.

>>130789984
Did you know that the expression "limey" actually stems from the fact that british sailors figured out that lime could help prevent scurvey?

>>130788503
Post that shit faggot!

>>130790884
>opens up a time portal
>Atlantis is just spic fot Americans

ITS ALL CUMMING TOGETHER

>>130797131
>"nothing will happen, you guys"
>yellowstone happening sticky on /pol/ the very next day

>>130790152
THat zit isnt even that big

>>130790802
So how is northern Europe going to be affected by this?

>>130797355
Ice age

>>130797355
sun blocking due to ash cloud like we already established.

>>130797401
right on time
suck it, warmists

>>130797355
more refugees, this time spics and more niggers

>>130797305
why are people from my country always autists
>be an autist myself

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAL3JXZSzSm8AlZyD3nQdBA

How long realistically will I have to live underground like a mole coming out only at night to forage what I can to survive down in my little mud cave? Five years? Even if the sun comes back that soon it's not like civilization will just magically restart will it? I'm a little scared of what it will do to me, psycologically, but somewhat confident I'll be able to do it. How long before my hole in the ground is on some feudal lord's property? That's when I'd like to emerge.

Everyone will suffer from this

>>130797131
C'mon, let em' have their fun.

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>>130791829
Genius! Who could pull this off? Who?

>>130797305
>Bunch of R*ddit and newfags who came here for the US election stayed
>Just found out about the whole Yellowstone thing
>Spam it because "OMG SO SCARY"
>"Wow why is this stickied? Must be happening huh?"

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>>130797569
>why are people from my country always autists
>>130797569
c'mon Hans, Austria literally invented autism

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>>130790840
Give OP a break, he's warning the tribe

>>130797689
OMG YOU HAVENT HEARD ABOUT THE YELLOWSTONE SUPERVOLCANO?!?

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>>130792999
HOLY SHIT GERMANY STAY SAFE

>>130791829
you bitch

>>130790274
well it's not going to be sky bison is it

>>130797752
>austria literally invented autism
the worst part about this is it's fucking true

>>130797689

Literally any science and history channel has meme'D Yellowstone eruption extinction events for at least 20-30 years by now.

>Thinks it's just a 4chan/Reddit thing.

>>130797355
We'll be good, sun shines while we kill refugees

>>130789842
what would we do without you, australia

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>>130798119
>the worst part about this is it's fucking true

>Breaking news, this just in, Hans Asperger was a Nazi!
the sad thing is that's all they seem to focus on

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>>130790909
>those digits

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>>130789842
It never stops. The Aussies would banter Christ into rethinking salvation

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Guys, Happening canceled. I just accidentally spilled my Alka Seltzer in Yellowstone lake.
Gas build up is gone for now.

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>>130788503
So you post a pic of rock candy and not this supposed herd of bison. Fucken kys ffs.

>>130791829
Agreed

Have idea regarding ash.

Make thousands if air purifiers aroubd the world to suck out the ash, dsmpen it so it solidifies on the ground.

Or use electro static cleaners.

Man it wouls work over a period of time

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKV7UVrOkfw

wake up sheeple

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Nice try kyke!

https://www.rt.com/viral/393331-yellowstone-swarm-earthquakes-supervolcano/

>>130788503
So assuming that this is real and it finally happens, will you faggots finally realize that Trump is a fucking retard and that voting for him was the worst decision you've made in your entire life?

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Next post confirms it's time to get out of there because she's about to blow. Godspeed, OP.

>>130788503
>US news
>real

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The government cant stop leaking, but they can hide a disaster of this size that they know is coming? In an agency full of pinkos ? Really...?
How gay and stupid do you have to be to engage in such games of pretend.?
sage

Would Yellowstone going off affect California's fault line, postponing or hastening the arrival of "The Big One"?

>>130796464
Before /pol/ harbour in late 2014, there were user selectable flags.
For some reason, they've been bought back.
This time with the option to maintain geographic location.

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>>130789842
top lad

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>>130788503
Apparently there have been 400 earthquakes there recently, can you confirm?

>>130790807
How do they taste?

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>>130789842
>Rarefied kek
*Enthusiastic clapping ensues*

Yellowstone casualties will those be mainly Trump voters or democrats? Thats very important, look to the future! Dont want democrats to take over in 4 years!!

>>130799954
They taste like Bison meat

>>130790371

nothing of value was lost

>>130800161
Well its near the midwest, so lots of Trump voters there, but its also near the West Coast, so lots of democrats there, so they both will largely be fucked.

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>>130791692
>as a pyschic

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>>130788503
has pic related been confirmed?

>>130793776
>amerikeks are about to get BTFO
like pottery. finally your shitty influence on this earth will stop!
hail victory,god bless europa!

>>130800161
It will be a world-wide disaster.

>>130791180
europe will be the dominant power.....yes!
the age of the white man will begin with a sacrifice.

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>>130800595
I fucking well hope not. Americas bullshit influence is cancerous enough without actual Americans here.

>>130800161

most of them will be democrats
> packed in the cities like rats
> they'll eat each other

>>130795642
are people fleeing?

>>130791726

underr8ed

>>130792534
>code rot
kek,nice one nigger. code rot is when the environment in which the software resides and changes and this results in decreased performance. if we were in a simulation the code could rot as much as you could imagine we wouldnt be affected.

>>130800713
>>130800859

ELE

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>>130789842
Kek

>Yellowstone erupts
>Every single American is killed
Why is this allowed?

>>130799954
like lean beef.

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>>130788503
>i live in warm river idaho and the biggest herd of bison ive ever seen has been crossing the federal reserve (my house looks down on it)
>crossing the federal reserve

>>130799911
>"the most active it has been for five years"
In other words, this happened 6 years ago and everything was fine afterwards?
Fokin LARPers...

I am from the future.

Yellowstone will happen in 2017.

If you live within a 500 mile radius, move. I have altered the timeline.

>>130801499

It's almost merciful compared to the slow islamification that's occurring and going to wipe out the rest of the world...

>>130801654
good ive been altering the timeline in this direction for awhile, glad its finally pinned down

>>130790371
>all those literally who states
meh

Only one question remains: Why is Yellowstone disaster being shilled so hard?

folloe the munny

Yellowstone is going to be much bigger than even the scientists realize. You aren't safe anywhere, and the slow death from cold and starvation for most of the people left elsewhere isn't something I'd wish on anyone. I'm heading there myself, hope I can make camp before she blows.

>>130796330

Store water. Store foods that are already"prepped" like dried beans, rice, meat in cans, and jerky. Know where your hand held can opener is.

If you take medication, get more..

Cast iron cookware can be used over open flame, if it comes to that, other metals will fail if you do this repeatedly.

Baby wipes, because you'll run out of clean water, and be sorry..

Know where your nearest natural water source is. Creek water will flush a toilet, as will any liquid; you can still poo in loo..

Smart money gets cigarettes and alcohol, for the people who will lose their minds without them. Serious trade value.. (if it's a long-term crisis)

I live near a small lake, plenty of fish, so my concern is power.. I have been stocking up on rechargeable batteries, and I have a solar charger.

I have food stashed, and water stored. I feel pretty comfy, as long as I don't have to leave I'll be ok.

Video evidence or i call LARP

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>>130791692

>As a psychic I can also say that somebody has put up a "field" of energy over the entire park

What do you know about interdimentional psychic pedophile vampires?

>>130801284
NAH BULLSHIT

WE ARE TOO TECHNOLOGICALLY ADVANCED TO GO EXTINCT, THE ELITE HAVE DR STRANGELOVE CONTINGENCIES

IT'LL KILL A LOT OF PEOPLE, BUT THERE ARE TOO MANY PEOPLE ANYWAY

>>130801901
This

You would think this would Be the kinda thread they'd use to slide other shit, just like the flat earth nonsense and blacking threads.

Instead this one gets the "you're all larper" treatment and even gets diverted.

>>130802226
a fair amount, they feed on negative energy - fear, pain, anger, that sorta thing

its not that they're vampires, they just dont have much energy or access to it because it all left their realm (2nd density plane), all beings can become like this under the right conditions

doesn't mean its right, it just means they need to move on and become something else
>>130802163
shilling in a red thread
> its like you cant into subtlety

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>>130793549
if get this thred is ded and op is a cunt
if not RIP america