Soylent or Goylent?

dude are you fucking serious?
faggot

It's people

>>130778498
Some like it spicy
Some like it hot
Some like it stinky
Some like it with snot

literally the consumption fedora

>>130778498
Its a gross soy protein shake with ground up multi vitamins in it.
Probably isn't great for your gut flora, and I doubt you actually digest it the same way you would solid food.

>>130778498
It's for nerds who want to pretend they're futuristic like in Star Trek or something. You'll probably end up sick after a few months.

Buy some flavoring to mix with it, thank me later.

fuck these fags, OP
if I don't feel like cooking it's a healthy food instead of going to McDonald's or something

not sure if srs or just viral marketing
you can make it yourself you know

>>130778613
So it is soy? Fuck that then.

I only know one guy who buys this. He's autistic. Like an actual autist.

>>130778498
I've been drinking a quarter gallon of soy milk a day since I was 8.
Is there any way to reverse this?

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>>130778498
Almond milk is better

it tastes terrible it takes every social aspect of food away it will make you depressed it makes taking a shit burn

go vegan or some other trendy faggot diet instead

>>130778498
ur a niggerfaggot
that pretty much says it all

>>130778498
>Its fucking people
REEEEEEEEEEE hippies GTFO

>>130778498
It's a great meal replacement. If they sold it in stores I'd not eat anything else.

>>130778498
Humans aren't evolved to chug down this kind of unnatural shit, but instead eat normal, proper and healthy food. Actual meat, vegetables, fruits. Don't skimp out on making yourself some food for it, because all this product seems to tell me is that people who buy this shit either don't know how to cook, are too lazy, or don't know any better.

goylentil

fuck that bro whites evolved to metabolize dairy as a adult because we cultivated cows and selectively bred

the famous black and white cows in america are actually a german bred cow
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holstein_Fresian_cattle

>>130778819
How do you milk almonds? They don't even have nipples.

the idea behind it is good.

but
>soy
the implementation is bad

also, it costs way too much. and I don't believe we yet know enough about the human diet to say what's really optimal. we should be working towards having a soylent-like product in future but I don't think we can do it yet

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>>130778989
technically dutch but they are germanic

pic related is wife material

Oh, and Soylent BTFO anti-GMO dipshits
>>130778789
It's got soy protein. You got problem with that?

Just saying I have tried it and usually I try and stay healthy with organic stuff and homegrown foods, but soylent is some of the nastiest shit I have ever consumed

>>130778498
>What's the quick rundown?
Shit makes you fart bad.
Look up "meal squares" as an alternative. I haven't tried them myself, just muddying your waters with another option.

>>130778498
99% of trendy health drinks have their molecular compounds break down to a point where they are not as effective. Its better to buy yourself a blender. Throw in yogurt for probiotics, fresh fruit and veg, ice, and a little bit of a liquid of your choice for better blending.

>Flax oil and cottage cheese is the absolute best for antioxidants (basically cleans out your cells and prevents cancer)

>>130779002
You have to activate them first.

>>130778498
Its a product that is designed to suck another small part of your humanity out and piss on it. Why enjoy food and the spiritual value of cooking when you can drink this grey slop? It saves time and it's good for you! Fuck off.

>>130778498
Jesus fucking christ, you Americans suprise me every day with how retarded you get.

I did that and i liked it for about a month. I ate one solid meal a day and then 2 of the soylent. I did notice some small weight loss. Back when I did this they didn't have the different flavors they do now so I think I might have stayed with it longer if I would have had the variety.

Honestly i'd say give it a try, good amount for the price and get more than one flavor. Just don't expect to get totally used to it for awhile

>>130778498
>>130778596
Are you in Oregon?

>>130778983
>REEEEEEE a single product with all nutrutional needs is bad

>>130778498
humans, like all animals, like eating.
This will never satisfy your desire to eat, only the reasons you have to eat.

Unless you have incredible will power, or autism, you'll go back to normal food after a week. You can't fight millions of years of evolution.

>>130779225
We don't even know all nutritional needs.

>>130778789
>SOYlent
WAW ITS SOY

who would ever tought

>>130778728
This.

The stuff was designed by programer nerda who were too busy and unskilled to cook.

Thke that as you will.

They say they were thinking about busy programmers and other workers. They also thought it could be a cheap way to fight hunger in troubled areas.

>>130779181
>Why enjoy food and the spiritual value of cooking
It's obvious that some of you find great pleasure from these activities. But for others, both are just a chore. I would never eat again at all if I did not have to.

>>130778498
Expensive and makes you fart 24/7

by the way the default flavor tastes like milk left over after eating cereal. now they have chocolate and some other flavors.

>>130778498
FUCKING SHILL FUCK OFF. THIS IS AN OBVIOUS POST TO TRY AND DISTRACT PPL. ANOTHER OBVIOUS SHITPOSTER. FUCKING NIGGER YOU ARE SO OBVIOUS

>>130778555
Kek

>>130778498

>400 cal drink

what the fuck

and it probably tastes like an asshole

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>>130779138
ive been rubbing my gooch all evening and i don't think im doing it right

>>130779225
Your body can't always break down shit that has been extracted from it's source or chemically made.

>>130779008
The issue is that it focuses purely on micro and macro nutrients.

However, there are different plant based materials like antioxidants, alkaloids, and fiber. As well as benefits in things like probiotics.

A well brewed IPA, when unfiltered and unpasturized, will over your body physiological benefits while being rich in antioxidants. I short-mead can turn 1 million probiotics per tablespoon to 1 billion per fluid ounce.

I inject it directly.

>>130779225
While it would be a significant convenience, the problem is that our bodies just could not run off of this for a longer period of time, even if it says that it contains all of the nutrition that a normal body generally requires, which I heavily doubt. Either way, our digestive system isn't supposed to run off of this chemical mush, nor our minds will associate it with anything pleasant or worthwhile.

At least try to eat something organic on the side with this, because this shit just doesn't sound like it'd go down well by itself.

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This is your future on a soylent diet.

>>130778498

The powder's alright for meal replacement smoothies. Just don't try to live off of it and avoid the other crap they sell.

>>130779787
is he dead?

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(THEY)!! Are trying to normalize Cannibalism...https://youtu.be/zPFstg4I_Oo

>>130779905
On the inside, soon to be on the outside too.

>>130778498
Why bother living if you can't enjoy a good meal?

If it got to a point where everyone was just drinking this stuff instead of eating, I think I'd just end it.

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The intro to this classic..If you haven't seen don't watch this https://youtu.be/6zAFA-hamZ0

>>130778818
ask fit for help don't do gomad

Newfags don't know
Gave follow up fucking Psy-ops kek

>>130779470
Newfags don't know

>>130780424
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>>130781516
Take your meds, faggot.

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>>130778498
SOY=ESTROGEN

>>130778613
>soy
So its loaded with estrogen...

I wouldn't touch that shit.