Most degenerate thing you have ever done in the past 5 years

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>>130771583
I posted in YLYL threads

>>130771583
Passingly thought the white race should survive.

>>130771583
Fap to child MLP characters.
Also suck my roommates dick to lower rent.

>>130771583
NSFW

>>130771845
Do u even darkweb?

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>>130771583
made a homeless girl have sex with my dog, then kicked her out the next morning instead of letting her stay all weekend with me like I had promised her

>>130771583
I'm still here

licked my own dick

>>130771583
been an alcoholic for the past 5 years

I...I raped a friend of mine when she was....drunk. By accident... She still doesnt know

I cut off my penis lol

Probably cocaine

>>130771998
I don't

>>130771583
Attended a few orgies and fucked trannies there.

I went to a gay diaper fetish party

>>130771583
had consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

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>>130772028
You're a bad man, anon.

>>130771756
>tfw ur a fanatic

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I nearly became a older mans sissy maid.

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>>130771707
I didn't need to see that...

>>130772215
newfag

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>>130771583

Dated a single mother for a few weeks.
A few weeks into dating, her ex husband kills himself.
Two days later, i fuck her in the ass, hard.

Then broke up with her a week later.

>>130772185
This post is satire by the way fbi

>>130772115

this

>>130771583
Tard Pepe cat is hilarious. Saved.

>>130771583
Got fucked in the butt by a cute tranny, was in a relationship with a man for a couple of months, now i got a gf however and am all about the pussy.

>>130771583
Seeking fapping heights, I started lurking /tv/ for the occasional pedo sharing their crap... I would fap to pictures of those CP advertisements (never entered the sites). One day someone posted what some call "Hurtcore"... I started fapping and cummed right when the video started getting cruel... with the girl (~7) getting raped hurtfully while she screamed in anguish. Made me weep in shame for hours, and it turned my life around.

2 years ago I fucked a fat married bitch on craigslist. Have no idea what the fuck was going through my mind.

Got addicted to league of legends which ate away 4k hours of my life

>>130771707
Artsy bullshit.

>>130771583
Alcoholic

>>130771583
Shot meth for a year.

>>130772453
Niceeeeee~

>>130772398
y did he khs?

Bait thread

>>130771583
going on to 4 chan

>>130772028
Jesus Christ you didn't even fuck her yourself?

Gave my friend a handy. I'd do it again to

>>130771707
Pass the brain bleach, we have a libshit in the house.

>>130771583
I fapped to fart porn.

>>130771583

I sucked off a cute Syrian refugee in the back of my car. I assume he was Syrian, might also have been Afghan, he refused to talk about it. We also met a second time :^)

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>>130772453
Didn't even have to check the flag.

>>130771583
probably the time I fucked a nigress from Tinder

it was whatever, we never talked again after thank god

>>130772617
No fun allowed- the post

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>>130771583
Kill 30 Ravens when there is a 3k dollar penalty per bird in 4 months.

>>130771707
M-more?

>>130772453
lmfao do u even disable java turn off scripts?

>>130772442
That poor gf of yours needs to be tested.

>>130771583
Masturbated while inhaling girlfriends mothers underwear

>masturbated to my sister
>masturbated to captain planet
>told my sister I wanted to fuck her butt
>told a cunny I wanted to cum on her face
>stuck my dick in a horse's ass
>took heroin and beat the shit out of a nigger
>sliced the tip of my pinky off while on meth
>stole a car and crashed it into a pharmacy and stole some painkillers
>haven't woken up in the mornings for 8 years, only awake at night
>hired two male prostitutes, fucked them in the ass and didn't pay
>contracted AIDS, been hiring prostitutes ever since and spreading that shit
>want to spread it to schools but too nervous to talk to children
>thinking about murdering the judge who put me on parole
>thinking about setting a bank on fire and roasting some kikes

>>130772677
that a thing? sounds like regular scat

>>130771583
>flag

>>130772695
I'm from Maryland, currently in Germany for a business trip. I don't care enough to change the flag.

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Fuck a teenage mother in the same room as her child and my friend

>>130771583
>slept with Jewish girl
>slept with another Jewish girl with clear 6 head and was birthed by boomers (my greatest sin)
>masturbate a lot

>>130772442
>brucie likes pussy , okay?

>>130771583

I moved to Berlin. Fucked leftwing israelis. Came back as an ultra nationalist.

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>>130772839
h-ho-how did your sister react?

>>130772761
No.

If they come for me, so be it. I would deserve it for having being such a degenerate back then.

>>130771583
Smashed a married woman off of Craigslist

Unironically worshiped Satan.

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>>130772453
>>130772677
>>130772690
How could a once proud nation fall so far?

>>130772839
Moon Man, is that you?

>>130772995
do u even tor brah?

>>130773061

There is nothing wrong with sucking dick. The only thing I regretted is that he was cut, that was fucking sick. Who does that to a child? Why do Jews, Muslims and Americans mutilate their own children? Sick!

I have a femdom fetish and there's this qt I met on a certain site. She's kinda like a dom and she makes me call her mommy.

I consider suicide all the time.
Specially after I cum.

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>>130772839
>masturbated to captain planet

>>130772711
That actually sounds fun. Shoot, shovel, shut up crew check in.

>>130772923
I hope ur country grts taken over by sandniggers

>>130772839
t.NEET

>>130772774
I am not a nigger, i dont fuck niggers and i dont live in the usa. So i am good (:

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Spend time on 4chan.
But here I have something worse.

>>130771583
I was the bull in some black guy's cuck fantasy.

got hooked on a-php, hexen, clonazolam, u447700, 4f-php, and 4-fa mostly at the same time.

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>tfw you're the same age as miranda
>tfw your first crush was on miranda
>tfw your first fap was to miranda
>tfw you slept every night with a framed miranda picture growing up
>tfw miranda will never love you
>tfw miranda will never know how much you love her

>>130773286
that's like bad , innit?

>>130773061
Read >>130772881
>>130773124
Yes, but back then I thought it was exciting to wait and hunt for the cunny threads.

Snorterd a bunch of ketamine and got drunk as fuck on a boat given to me by a stranger going around new york that played loud house music and fucked some drugged out slut in the bathroom.

I don't regret it

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>>130771583

>>130772839
SCREENSHOT YOUR PAROLE SHEET AND YOUR AIDS TEST FOR PROOFS

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>>130773265
>krauts
What the hell is wrong with them?They used to be on top of the world.

>>130771707
I'm on a watch-list now because of you I bet

>>130773333
nice quads

fuck is wrong with u boay?

>>130771583
Between
"Tranny facesitting"
and
"Crippling alcholism"
Good news is that I've moved on to pure female facesitting now and stopped drinking.

Took the virginity of a FTM trans first year of "age of consent" in my state autist boy (girl) that I had met on the internet a few days prior, on the bed I now lay with my wife, as I shitpost and she sleeps. I'm 28.

And many more similarly insane things. Had a threeway with a MtF porn star with my wife a few weeks ago. Fucked multiple times a nearly 6' teen goth girl in the ass, throat fucked her, put a gun in her mouth, stuck needles through her lips. God I miss her, she was like the only person freakier than me. Had a college black girl head of the local BLM student club eat my ass while I called her a disgusting nigger slave. She was very much into that. She'd lick my feet and armpits and stuff and call me her white master daddy.

>>130773333
checked

but poor taste to be honest family
I love pepe as much as the next guy, but wouldn't want to date him.

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>>130773377
lets just say i saw ayylmaos and spent 30 days locked in a nutbar facility

>>130773454
cultural marxism

>>130773408
lmao just use tor u loser , that shit is mad easy to find u fuckin perv

I was in a very confused and experimental state.

I started fucking this guy who was in his early 50s, married with kids. He worked from home. Id go see him during the day when he was home alone. He loved sucking cock and taking it up the ass.
Sa him about 7 or 8 times over a few months. I just liked that someone wanted to see me and spend time with me.

I also have a mild scat fetish so a few times have played around with my own poop. Tbh though I just enjoy the visuals in porn more than doing it irl.

>>130773513
Did you make any friends?

>>130773504
Blacks are the epitome of what a real men is: manly, strong, muscular and confident. All of them have been blessed with a +8in penis that they really know how to use it, incredible stamina they can last hours and hours without losing their erection so any black man a white girl chooses I asure she'll be pleased

>fucked 2 trannies
>exploited and abused gay men for a lot of money

N-not too bad r-right?

>>130772456
Thanks anon, you were great

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>>130771583
>yearning for a cringey story
Well, after reading this one, you would never feel like asking this question ever again.

https://image.ibb.co/gtT7a5/1373383781937.jpg

Asking a ex-gf to get thicc

Swallowed a gram of meth and edged to incest porn for 8+ hours.

Meth is actually really bad. Think God I'm clean

>>130773413
u regret nuthin?

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>>130772453
Burn or drink bleach

>>130773471
What was this?

>>130773513
sohardcore

On some nights when I'm really down I'll fap it to gay porn. I'm not gay and it disgusts me to the point where I have to mute it every time and turn it off immediately after.

>>130773032
You were great too anon

>>130773666
Pizza

>>130771583
Being no and taking bbc

>>130772453
God I hate Germans. Bunch of creepy fucks

>>130773718
>I'll fap it to gay porn. I'm not gay

lmao

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>>130773597
No it was terrible and everyone was completely degenerate.
I hallucinated that someone reverse engineered a lawnmower into a helicopter and wanted to cut off my ballsack.
That may have soured my experience though.

>>130773774
>God I hate Germans. Bunch of creepy fucks

True. But he said he was from the States.

Rebelled against the Lord.

>>130771583
Fucked my sister

>>130771583
denying that Christ is God
hooking up

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>>130772839
>masturbated to captain planet

>>130773807
>flag
Checks out

>>130773785
I'm really not though it's just anything that disgusts me. Usually it's bdsm or scat but once in a while on gif I'll do it to some fluff bunny in a tutu

>>130772526
>>130772673
>>130772757
What was it? I can't think of many things that would have to be deleted on /pol/.

>>130771583
Getting arrested in Texas for possession of drugs and getting tattoos. Also used to smoke a lot, drink cough syrup and was an alcoholic when I was 19.

>>130773584
But I don't want to find that, you idiot.
>>130773662
But I don't want to die.
>>130773774
Read >>130772881 (You)

Touched a vagina

ur a bunch of pedo faggots , we get it

pretty standard for this day and age of faggotry desu senpai , back in the day white men used to rape and kill civilians when they felt naugthy , standars have fallen

>>130772839
i like how these are in chronological order. also sort yourself out mate it's not too late

>>130772897
Same room as your friend? How does that even work?

>>130773891
CP

>>130773891

See
>>130773732
(Pedophillia)

>>130773891
some pedo sculptures

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>>130772839
>stuck my dick in a horse's ass

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>>130772287
I was pretty high on coke and whiskey at the time but yes
>>130772650
she was sort of disgusting too many piercings and tattoos flabby body age 23 and already missing a front tooth

>>130772711
Ravens are sentient beings.

jacked off while smelling the neighbours daughters sandals

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>>130771583


Gave some spare change to a nigger panhandler.

>>130773187
That fetish is my weakness too...I promise myself never to seek to act it out in real life and honestly idk how this fetish developed but I want to rid of it but just don't know how. Straight porn just doesn't do it for me...

>>130773990
Everyone was sleeping except me and and her

>>130771583
I routinely pee on the floor around the urinal.

>>130771583
fapped to k-on! gore
it means I'm pure

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>>130771583
Snorted coke and fucked a black hooker at my Prague trip with my buds after dumping the 8/10 wife material.

Thank god we are getting back together recently.

>>130771583
>be me, fucked over 25 girls in my lifetime
>barely new this one girl who lost use of her legs after contracting an infection from some cut cocaine she purchased
>run into her infront of a bar and she asks me if i could drive her home
>put her wheelchair in my car, trying to be a nice guy, she keeps apologizing and is obviously ashamed of her condition
>get to her place, she asks me to help her upstairs
>doorman of her building gives me a you'reasickmotherfucker.jpg glance as I wheel her up
>loses key to room and makes it even more awkward making the doorman come up to let her in
>We get inside, she has a cat, and a 1 bedroom apt
>help her to the bathroom, she crawls out with an obvious piss stain on her pants
>"accidentally" has her vagina and nipple sticking out
>keeps asking me to stay and saying shes sorry
>at this point i feel absolutely terrible, get a random boner out of nowhere, and fucked the absolute living shit out of her
>keeps asking me to stay, but her pussy was dry and the idea of her faking her moans bc of paralysis is haunting me. Leave, drunk as fuck, and have to pay 10 dollars to leave her shitty building's parking lot to fuck a handicapped girl for 15 mins.

Posted with a custom flag

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>>130773935
Oh Dear God you live entirely too close for comfort

>>130773891
good thing i saved that shit , pretty rare desu senpai

not that i'm into that... ahem , but i might use it for the shock factor later on , it's technically legal since it's "art" and not real

i won't post it cause i don't wanna get banned

>>130772285
There's a special place in hell for you

>>130771583
masturbated to pics of 30 years old hillary clinton. on many occasions.

>>130774192
forgot to add, for the next 3 months i was absolute terrified of the idea of her purposely getting pregnant with my cum after i left so I would be forced to take care of her forever. She added me on fb a few weeks ago and I almost had a heart attack, deleted it instantly.

>>130774141
I piss in the sink cus I can't be bothered to lift the toilet seat

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>>130771583
Staying on this awful board.

>>130773935
y not? rich soil for soul searching

>>130772839
wheres your confederate flag?

>>130773286
>when you try to type in bunch Unicode codes for characters but you don't know shit so you just prefix everything with a 'u'.
I know that feel, bro.

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>>130773891
>>130774005
>>130774021
>>130774040

>tfw missed it

>>130774234
Was it a shadbase thing?

I take MDMA, GHB, or LSD almost every weekend when I go out.

>>130773488
Forgot some things

>attended gangbang, made the girl throw up on my penis when I went in for thirds
>fisted teen goth girl, like A LOT. fisted her throat even, girl has ZERO gag reflex.
>I get semi-raped by a lesbian latina that needs dick now and again
>fucked a married 35yo woman when I was like 19
>lost my virginity to a heroin smoking slut on her period that basically raped me
>fucked a fetish model tonight, she said I was one of the best fucks ever, even though I kinda got whisky dick in the middle, made her cum twice
>fucked a girl off Craigslist once, later found that she had a penis :(
>throat fucked a prostitute once for $40 and 5 hits of LSD (though she really was more of a normal chick with a prostituting fetish, the money exchange was more of a prop)

>>130774369
i dunno , too lazy to jewgle what shadbase is desu

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>>130772839

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>>130772839

buncha fuckin degenerates

>>130774181
Lol imagine the number of jamals who have planted their seed in her by now

>>130774307
How do I get perma-banned?

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>>130772453

>>130772677
same.
more than once.
(almost every night)

>>130774232
If it makes you feel better, I've never fantasized (before of after the depicted events) about engaging with little girls IRL. I like adult women, for a variety of reasons, and do think children ought to be protected from the dangers of liberal sexualized agenda.

My perversion was an outcome of overexposure to pornography, massive amounts of free time, sedentary lifestyle and overall sloth.
>>130774310
I walk the righteous path now and still trying to atone for my former putrescence.

not assassinate obama

>>130774527
I have.

>>130774520
post cp i guess

>>130774417
Stop.

You're probably getting some shitty Chinese knock offs that do in fact cause brain damage.

If you're going to willfully risk brain damage every weekend, at least get a testing kit.

I just spent 10 minutes trying to think of something to write but I rarely leave my house and the shit I do online is pretty basic

>>130774520
deny kek is god and pepe is his profit

>>130774079

So is soy.

I sucked a dick of a cute shemale.

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>>130773488
>>130774446

i used to have this really fucking gothic hardcore ex aswell, she was kinky af

pic related her cuts

>>130771583
Girl wanted me to do her homework, said I'd do it for lewds pics, didn't stop asking for it when she cried

>>130773825
How'd it go?
Also
>no confederate flag
you fucked up

>>130774550
sounds like ur full of shit to me , how extensive is ur cp collection? is it well categorized? how many niggabites?

I took a trap out to dinner and watched a movie, kissed her on the cheek and she went home.
We proceeded to fuck a few hours later after getting horny and texting each other.
She came to my place and we fucked it was pretty good.

I am ashamed though..

>>130771583

Drawing porn of some of my female acquitances. Usually with their knowledge and feedback.

Fucked a chink girl and a mulatto girl raw dog at the same time.

Got chlamydia but no aids thank god.

Also smoked crack once.

>>130772492
Fucking hell thats tragic. You've got some living to catch up on, get out there anon.

>>130771583
Fucked a nigress.

Enjoyed mlpol.

Can't decide which is worse.

>>130774608
Hey I trust my sources, I always make sure my shit is legit. Don't even buy pills, just crystals. Test freezing point to make sure it's not 14B. Etc.

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>>130774653
>gothic

>>130774749
are you at least a decent artist?

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>>130773825
Backstory?
>>130772839
how'd it go with the sister?

>>130772663
No homo?

>>130774744
shame shame shame

shame on (u)

>>130774744
>she
Kill yourself faggot

>>130774821
gothic/emo chicks are actually my biggest fucking fetish,

they love to be dominated and are also very loyal because ya'know lonely and shit

>>130772839

>MOONMAN, MOONMAN CAN'T YOU SEE?

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>>130774744
Dis-gusting, nigga u gay as fug

>>130774842
shame on you

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>>130774653
I will never understand why seeing blood makes me so happy

fell into temptation

>>130774906
wat

>>130774192
hotwheelettes give the best head senpai

pretend im a girl on omegle.

just the text version.

I mostly do it just because its easier to get people to say and cuts down on the time it takes for me to find a "girl"

>>130771583
Anal play.

I quit all masturbation and pornography. I feel reborn.

>>130771583
sucked a dick on a whim

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Fucked myself in the ass watching sissy hypnosis videos

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>>130772839
>masturbated to captain planet

>>130774550
Stop lying and admit you still fap to CP. We all do.

>>130774939
it's that good shit vitamen d

>>130774939
pleasure and happiness are not the same thang

Oh I also fugged some Sudanese girl all night after I met her at a Shisha joint a few months ago. Even my mates were dissapointed in me.

>>130774834

So they say... Some consider me talented, I consider myself decent. Not good, but decent.

>>130774744
>she
fuck off back to plebbit you faggot

>>130771583
Posting on pol.

Got engaged to some girl with multiple personality disorders and major mental health issues. Didn't end well and now I don't wanna ever try having another relationship again

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Dated 4 young stripper whores at the same time for 2 years. Wasted a lot of money.

Gotten my wee wee sucked by hookers.

I'm still technically a Virgin at 28 though... I just can't put it inside some nasty hookers vag...

>>130775010
u mean liek CEI videos or wat

man fuck this fucking board, everyone here is gay wtf

Made a flesh light and tied it on top of pillows and started fucking it in many positions

>>130774988
idk man, the entire experience was creepy as fuck. She kept trying to turn me on by moaning and saying dirty stuff but her pussy was dry as sand and the act of holding up her limp body was offputting. Not to mention i think she was faking feeling ANYTHING and the entire thing was for mental validation. Thats why I was so scared she was gonna do some sketch shit and impregnate herself.

>>130775044
I laugh like a nut when I see it so what would that be?

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>>130771583
All these degenerate anons probably never even heard of the movie Akira or the original Ghost in Shell. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSQt4ckq-dg

>>130775010
I hope youre past that

Dont act out some weak willed drama where you cave and lecture yourself. Quit.

rage , lust , pride , sloth , envy , greed , gluttony

all of em

>>130772839
/b/ plz

>>130775175
That's hardly degenerate if we're making comparisons to the rest of this thread

Stole from my former employer. Probably around $150,000 total through out the years.

>>130775196
that's why you get tha succ lad

>>130774729
I've never saved any CP.
>>130775029
I don't even watch porn anymore. I just use my imagination and recall having sex with my girlfriend and fap to that. She keeps me satisfied, so I fap rarely (~6 per month).

You both would benefit from stopping your degeneracy. I will only bring you misery, regardless if anyone ever finds out or not.

>>130772492
Dw, I probably have 4k+ hrs of my life on oblivion. you arent alone.

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>>130775207
Being an edgy fag

>>130771845
>Also suck my roommates dick to lower rent.

Did you offer the proposition?

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>>130773191
Does it count if you jack of while watching something, but not specifically TO something? I guess that's really a matter of perspective and perception

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Tasted my own semen. It was sweet and saltyBTW. The sweet was from all the apple juice I drank.

>>130775159
t.florian cravic

sorry , i mean bernie

Jerked it to shrek porn

fist my own anus.

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>>130772028

>>130774070>>130772028

You are the lowest of filth.

>>130772839
>all these newfags that dont know what captian planet is.

>>130771583
Impregnated an Iraqi girl.

>>130771583
Got dumped, spent the next 6 months drinking too much whiskey.

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>>130774899
I know right, shy chicks turn me on.I hate loud and stupid women.

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>>130772398

>>130775207
i dunno , u must be beddy hardcore tho

u prolly deranged , i prolly dunt wanna fuck with u

>>130775318
Eh I think no more heros just made me like gore

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Beat off in a full diaper to diaper stuff while piss drunk.

That's maybe once every month or two.

>>130775407
>all these newfags that dont know what captian planet is.

I had to google it too. How fucking old do you have to be to know who he is? 30?

I swear this board is full of grandpas. Disgusting

>>130775295
me neither bro

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>>130772453

>>130771583
I peed the bed today. I am an adult and I peed the bed.

Well to start off I have interracial sex frequently and stole over a hundred thousand dollars.

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>>130775510
huhuhuehuehuehuehAHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

YA'LL NIGGAS NEED

G SAUCE

>>130774141
You must be Australian

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>>130772821

>>130775437
Hot, was her parents strict and did you leave her?

>>130775478
Whats a beddy hardcore? I have not once head these words before

>>130775599

Yeah fuck off grandpa

If you're still on 4chan over the age of 30 you're an embarrassment and should probably kys

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get a crush on a guy whilst disagreeing with the acception of gays

1) Got my cock sucked by this fat single mom neighbor of mine once while her 9 year old daughter was in the room with us. The little girl had her back to us as she was sitting on the floor, watching TV, so she didn't see anything, but we pretty much made as much noise as possible.

2) Fucked ugly skanks I never gave two shits about, just for the violation.

3) Chatted with various pedowomen over the years, who talked about the possibility of meeting me irl in order to let me fuck/play with their daughters/nieces. I was never serious about making it happen, and I never have, but it was hot as fuck to imagine it.

4) Convinced some goth skank I met on Motherless to send me a video of her stomping her friend's goldfish to death with bare feet. I fapped to it even though I felt like shit about it afterward.

5) I used to go into a stall in the men's room at work and jerk off out of sheer boredom. I made sure to squirt my gigantic loads all over the toilet seat and on the floor around the toilet.

>>130771583
Drink my own piss
Eat my semen
Mastrubate to the most perverted shit i could (like about teenage girls, incest, rape, humilation etc)
Fought other men while half naked
Been a out of control wacko for a few years now,
I huffed shit (mostly the flumes of gas, hand santizer and cigarettes)

Etc

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>>130773187

>>130775594
shit happens , pee too

>>130771583

let my wife fuck me up the ass with a strap-on and then sucked my blood and shit off of it

>>130773187
W-..wu.. what site?

>>130775679
>2) Fucked ugly skanks I never gave two shits about, just for the violation.

Kek. I'm tired and typed "violation" instead of "validation." Yet "violation" still works.

>>130775656
listen dude i don't want no trouble

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>>130773586

>>130773286
I know that feel bro.. stay off the RC's

>>130771845
Flag checks out.

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I pee in sinks. Only use urinals when in a public toilet where the door cant lock.

>>130772839
what's a cunny

>>130771583
>fucked a roastie camgirl raw
>Stole drugs from a coalburner "friend" and told her nazi mom about her slut habits resulting in her getting kicked out
>smoked weed like a nigger with a bunch of spics in a ghetto
>went shoplifting
>made out with a young newlywed pregnant lady toying with her emotions out of pure sadism then told her cucked husband
>became best buds with a based disabled war vet at the nuthouse then cut him off for no reason other than im a loner at heart
>lurk on 4chan

>>130771583
anal masturbation everyday

>>130771583
I moved to Australia

>>130775711
Also what i forgot is i have been watching murder videos on the internet for years now and they mostly involve cops or children or sometimes animals and i enjoy them.

Not only that but if i find out about a memorial online i will troll it whether it be a terrorist attack, a accident, a rape etc.

>>130771583
Shitposting with you guys.

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>>130775594
It can happen, usually happened to me when I dreamed about drinking something.But that was...a long ass time ago.

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>>130773621
Never lie, not to yourself, not to others.

how many of u are just larping?

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>>130774266

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>>130775870
You should lurk boards other than /pol/. You are missing out on a lot of imageboard culture by confining yourself to this half reddit shitpost board.

>>130775902
>Rican
I want to extinct your race.

>>130775967
I'm mostly on this board, /r9k/, and /gif/. I went to /soc/ for about two minutes then I left. Mostly redpilling robots or posting COLONIZ'D porn.

>>130775751
jesus christ, what the fuck

>>130774079
That is why I hate them.. leaf.

shot a man in reno just to watch him die

>>130775967
So what is a cunny, though.

>>130775751
you disgusting cuck.

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>>130774744

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>>130771583
fuck a bedwench and scream
"dirty nigger fuck slave"
at her...

>>130771583
Been a NEET

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>>130776082
cunny

Posted on the_donald

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>>130775010

>>130775957
depends do I have a camera near by...lol

>>130776171
so chicks who wear pirate pants? Arr, I can get down with that.

Starting going on pol

>>130772442
>Flag
Why am I not surprised? Just an average day in Norway...

>>130775952

shut the fuck up you retarded faggot. lying is a highly effective tool.

>>130776266
Same here.

>>130776262
cunny is a /tv/ pedophile thing, a guy had a bot that would spam threads with pictures of little girls, seems to have vanished lately though.

>>130775957
I wish.

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>>130776331
There are no pedophiles on /tv/. Only hebephiles.

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>>130775797

>>130776331
wtf are pedos even doing in the surface web? buncha freaks wanna normalize that shit don't they?

I used to work at a stable where rich, lonely women would keep their horses. I was closing the place one night, and jerked off while I watched a horse's owner give him a bj.

>>130771583
I go to dermatologist for dark spots on my face to bleach them out. My doctor is a 37 year married women. She started hitting on me than invited me for dinner where i meet her husband. They both ask me if I would want to have sex with them but only me and the wife while the husband watches. I ended up having sex with the wife while the husband records and masturbates in the room with us. Don't know if he ever uploaded the video on the internet.

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>>130776331
Hmmmm

>>130776445
pedophiles have been on the internet longer than you've been born.

I often masturbate to my own draws of my own cringe oc wearing magical girls outfits that are mostly sfw
Also, I can only masturbate trough soft clothes like underwear while in bed, and I don't wash it for weeks. The smell is pleasant desu

>>130776413
I dunno man, some of the little girls were like 7 or 8 years old

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>>130776331

>>130775679
meh , sounds pretty vanilla

I turned down two jobs that I spent weeks trying to get

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I kill Rats with a pallet stave at the local feed mill. You never forget what it feels like when their teeth break as they try to fight you off and you smash their face in. Or breaking one's leg and then chasing it down and stomping its head in.

I killed a sow rat by stabbing her face in with the pointy end of the stick and then just stood there deciding what to do with the pups. I stomped then like grapes and in almost every case their liver squirted out the side.

I did feel bad when I would miss and only maim one, so I would kill it as fast as I could.

This is my life.

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>>130776557
Especially the pics you saved, right?

>>130776331
Naw, "cunny" is an Australian thing.

>>130776571
t. cunnyposter

Why are you all so fucking gay?

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>>130771583
>got involved in gay BDSM stuff
>age difference highscore keeps getting higher
>a few months ago got fucked by a 60 year old (am 20) when i was tied up.
>i came

Kinda feel bad about being such a degenerate, but everyone in the bdsm community is very nice and its like this giant family.

Ill post various pics if anyone is interested

>>130776523
desu u just blew my mind senpai

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>>130776681

>>130776669
nazis have always been a bunch of closet faggots. anyone who takes this place seriously should just kill themselves.

>>130776331
Wow, your response got a lot of replies. Could it be the mysterious cunny-poster?

>>130776669
Cause op called for the degeerates

>>130776403
that u weren't worshipping satan by proxy?

>>130776600
Funny guy.

>>130776612
Some faggot in this thread is fapping to this as I type.

>>130775679
>3)

What the fuck man

How did you find these people, and more importantly, did you report them to the police

>>130776630
What were you hoping to accomplish with this post

>>130776669
I'm just watching the show. Gonna need a lot of rope

>>130775818
Well my fault for asking 4chan google it is.

>>130776630
FBI needs to get better at eliciting info smdh no wonder there's so many pedos out there

>>130776756
Could be, they tend to get extremely salty over perceived slights or negative judgement.

>>130776815
I notice you didn't deny it.

>>130776812
Found em all over, and no.

>be last few days
>be in France, Marseille
>hit it off with half Asian chick
>we open up about views, we're complete opposites on almost everything
>she's a total fucking degenerate, hard drugs, nigger fetish etc..
>fuck her and spend a couple of days with her anyways

No regrets desu lads

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>>130771583
Most degenerate thing Ive ever done was raced on the interstate going 175mph for 10 minutes, I used to run from cops for sport. Karma caught up but the worst thing is I miss riding motorcycles like that even though Im glad I survived that wild life. It was degenerate but...I loved it. Used to ride an R6 on the street the same way as the track for about a year. When I had a GSXR600 I was even worse.

>>130776910
Yeah, for some reason, hebephiles or whatever you call them always berate moralfags but have no problem going on crusades against anybody who calls them out for being kiddie-fuckers. Weird.

>>130776846
seriously m8 , i don't want none

>>130776936
Evidence would need to exist for me to bother denying anything. You're definitely something of a brainlet, I'll give you that.

>>130776794
It's my job, but to anyone watching me I probably look like a savage degenerate. I rationalize it by believing that a swift violent death is more natural and humane than poison. Plus Rats are Fucking monsters when their numbers get too great. By the way they look at me before I kill them it feels like they understand, and would do me the same if our place was reversed

>>130776794
that's hilarious to u

I've spent one year (2015) in my one bedroom apartment, smoking weed costantly. I had maybe 3 days of sobriety that year.
After 3 months it becomes doom. You're confused all the time, you know you havent talked to anyone in months, your house get disgusting and even the simplest chore becomes impossible to do in less than a week. Hygiene is off the picture, shitty diet will make you fat and will turn your skin into shit. Although listening to music and watching movies is better, after a while you will just rather stay in your bed, daydreaming or even better, thinking about nothing.

It truly turned me into mediocrity. At some point I understood the gravity of the situation, and that I was basically a budding dope fiend (drug addiction, especially alcoholism, is a problem in my family). After that moment of clarity I started lifting, eating healthy, meditating and reading, while also adopting rigid sobriety into my lifestyle. I guess I had to learn how to be content without the aid of drugs and distractions. I'm now majoring in math and physics with great results.

>>130777154
>Evidence would need to exist

We'll let the cops be the judge of that, leaf.