/npe/ - New /pol/ elections

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Now that all burguers will be dead in ashes soon, we must start to plan who will be the new official dumbass of /pol/.

Gentlemen, I present to you the candidates:

- India:

>no poo in loo
>literally worshiping cows
>"hmmmm very beautiful melons u have princess can i c hmmmmmm"
>drink and bath in its own shit and corpses

- Brazil:

>literally is almost making a second impeachment in two years because all of our hope is lost
>wannabeing white on internet
>sopa de macaco
>electing lefties again and again after spending 12 years with a big and full of veins dick in its ass

- Aussies:

>greatest rival of the fucking leaf when it comes about shitposting
>literally lost a war against the fucking emus
>were abos before the British arrived
>YAAAAAAAAY

- The fucking leaf:

>"if you kill your enemies, they win"
>"the budget will balance itself"
>"how /pol/ will ever recover?"
>"there's nothing wrong with a big black cock fucking my wife, she's free and we're happy"

- Argentine:

>can't stop its autistic screaming of Argentina is white
>can't stop saying that the falkland islands are Argentine
>"hitler called us honorary aryans you nigger"
>"we're first world n sheeeit"

THE ELECTIONS ARE OPEN! COME HERE AND VOTE, FAGGOTS!