SAUDI ARABIA HAPPENING

not a happening who the fuck cares

this is HARAAAAMM

SANDKING, SANDKING DO NOT MINISTER.

>>130755309
You god damn fuckin idiot

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>>130755132

>>130755132
source?

>>130755132
Someone from Saudi Barbaria explain.

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>>130755428
kek

There's going to be some crazy shit going down in that region when the time to choose a successor comes.
All of these rich disgruntled princes are going to hire a private army, give them the new gear they've bought from America and fight it out with other contenders for the crown.
It's going to be like Metal Gear in real life. Private armies hired from all over the planet, funded by rich Arabs, killing each other.

>>130755520
Saudi state news feed

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Does this mean the astronaut prince moves up into that slot?

>>130755554
Kings got like 500 heirs.

twitter confirms, Bloomberg
>Saudi Arabia's king names his son Mohammed bin Salman as new Crown Prince

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>>130755132
HOLY FUCK BIN SALMAN IS TAKING POWER

>>130755309
The guy who took his place was much more aggressive in Yemen and against Qatar. It means that a confrontation with Iran is more likely.

>>130755132

the kid is taking over

>>130755754
Thats the idea silly

>>130755895

this

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>>130755754
man that sounds like the good old days

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>>130755815

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so why is this a big deal? need a quick breakdown

You had me at king salmon.
>what?! I had a light dinner.

>>130755474
it's completely inconsequential

>>130755754
isn't that great?

>>130755132
>Just takes away his title like the West would

That's fucking boring, i thought the Arabs would behead him on live TV or something

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>>130755132
>Muhamed Been Naive
I wonder what he did?

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This is actually fucking huge news. Way bigger than some Republican winning in Congress

The new Crown Prince is 30 fucking years old. That means he could potentially rule the country for 60 years. Most Saudi kings only rule for max 10 years

>>130755132
The world will be a better place when Saudi Arabia gets nuked.

>>130755132

this is important, they just replaced an ineffectual prince, with one that is very pro war against Iran.

super muslim war soon, boys. their worldwide numbers are going below 1 billion by 2020.

>>130755132
>Zaid (((Benjamin)))

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>>130755132
Next in line bitches

>>130755754
>It's going to be like Metal Gear in real life
I fucking wish. Saudi Arabia needs a good death match.

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>>130755895
Damn, he's tall or Maddog is short.

>>130756246
He's a big guy

>>130755754
I only dabbled in MG for the NES. One day I'll have to play this franchise.

Tis treason then?

>>130756117
The brink of a Saudi Royal Civil War could be upon us.

>>130756246
MSM was reporting that Trump was slighted when meeting with him. Turns out he is now the King.

>>130756192
He's royal blood. That is not something you just spill unless it's treason. Even then he would probably be sentenced to suicide to preserve his honor.

>>130755132
is this Qatars doing?
>>130755754
This. Shits about to go down, and the eternal Yank is selling all sides state of the art weapons.

>>130755939

It's also in the realm of reality.
Do you think that these princes who get cucked from the seat of power, are going to take it up the ass with all smiles?
Not to mention if there's potential that some guy rises to power, who they have bad blood with or they have widely different interests in mind regarding their allies, that's a massive risk for a lot of people and can endanger the future of many powerful people.
These princes are all extremely wealthy, there's plenty of military hardware to go around in the Saudis and without a doubt, we're going to see things happen when the time for the power to transition dawns closer.

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>>130755754
FUND IT

stripped titties you say?

>>130755754
Sounds like the most recent Hunter X Hunter chapters, except with sandniggers and real life. It's even better.

>>130755754
Sounds like habbening quiddlespeak to me. Why didn't this happen the last times the king died?

>>130755754
Uh no

The succession will literally be, "ok crown prince, you're king now"

People have been removed from the succession line many times in the past

>>130755776
Is he going to crash his plane into the moon?

bumping major happening thread.

>>130755132
I'm dumb as fuck and I don't know what any of this means.

If you wiiiiieeeeeeellll.... please roleplay the scenario that will follow following this so I may get s better idea of what it all means.

>>130755754
FUCKING BASED!

>>130755132
Wikipedia
] On June 21st, 2017, he was deposed as Saudi Arabia's crown prince and replaced by Prince Muhammed bin Salman as the new crown prince.
damn they are fast

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muhammad_bin_Nayef

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>>130756584
>MSM was reporting

>>130756705
The real question is who is our underdog, our champion? /Ourguy/ if you will?

>>130756705
This is planned to destabilize the region more and cause oil to skyrocket.

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>>130755428
SANDKING, SANDKING, DO NOT HABIB. SCHWARMA AS FOLLOWS. ALLAH DAMASCUS ZULU KALASHNIKOV THREE NINER HARAM

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>>130756941

>>130755428
hab an upboat

>>130755554
>Someone from Saudi Barbaria explain.
Person who was supposed to be the next king was fired, 30 year old guy who invaded yemen will be king now, provided there's no civil war.

>>130757102

think about it. when you hear about a happening you run here to /pol/.

they run to wikipedia.

Is the Prince that got sacked the same one that talked shit to Trump before the election?

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Donald Trump has weighed in on Twitter

"While the heir situation is a mess the heir is still totally real"

>>130757181
Letting the sandkikes duke it out and settle the balance of power in the region works to our advantage in several ways. Trump went there and told them to shit or get off the pot - he wasn't going to be the one to tell them how to handle their business.

>>130756489
U U U U
U
U
U

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>>130756481
nah he's tall

>>130755554
>>130755815

Salman has obviously been moving his son into position since the previous king died. It's not really a happening.

Will Mohammad bin Salman Al Saud (King Salman's son and new crown prince) become the first saudi king to not be the son of the first saudi king?

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>>130755754
you mean, this?

>>130756593
Just like we did last time...

>>130757093
King is fairly old, getting on in years

His heir is his brother. He's a nice guy, served well as Internal Security head, but he's been a little sick in the last few years

His 2nd in line is his son, the Defense Minister, very popular guy with the people, very young and ambitious who wants to diversify Saudi's economy

King decides that he'll let his son take the crown when he dies

It's actually pretty good news, while the King is a reformer, his son is even more of one who wants to phase out the religious police ASAP

Jews jewing jews.

>>130756936
Unless they go all War of the Roses over the succession.

Here's a basic gestalt the last time Salman did it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hh8isVX3H9w

>>130757181
>and cause oil to skyrocket
The US seems to want the opposite of that though.

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>>130757226
SANDKING, SANDKING, DO NOT ANSAR. MECCA, MEDINA, MOHAMMAD, MOHAMMAD MOHAMMAD, MOHAMMAD MOHAMMAD, MOHAMMAD, JIHAD, MEDINA, MECCA, MOHAMMAD, MOHAMMAD.

TIME: JIHAD. AUTHENTICATION: KILL THE INFIDELS.

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Naif must've done something to royally piss the King off. Pun not intended.

IF THERE ARE ANY SAUDIS HERE WE NEED YOUR HELP ASAP!

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>>130757739
Which wont happen you larper

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>>130757455
Dam, that dudes tall as hell

I kinda want him to be my monarch now - seems like he'd keep everything safe

>>130757739
just.

originål

>>130757639
That is going to spin some heads.
By naming his some he has broken the line of succession. It's normally supposed to be the brother of the king gets the crown.

*INCOMING SUCCESSION WAR!!*
*INCOMING SUCCESSION WAR!!*
*INCOMING SUCCESSION WAR!!*

>>130756332
500 million Muslims dying is like a drop in the bucket. They'll just repopulate by the next morning.

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>>130757739
No, it's not like they took Nayef by the throat and exiled him from KSA

They literally just sat him down, told him he's done great things for the Kingdom, but the King wants someone else to be his heir. Most deposed Crown Princes are still lingering around the palace.

Here's Ivanka with one of the losers

>>130755554
Game of thrones shit to shuffle heirs around more loyal to the current king of sand.

>>130755754
>>130757608
This is a few corporate sponsorships away from being full AnCap.

>>130757770
YANG LOOK OUT FOR COMMODORE FORK!

>>130758030
Fucking move to Dearborn then, convert to Shia and start going to لمركز الإسلامي في اميركا.

It's actually a really beautiful Mosque, most members are Lebanese and pretty cool.

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Wow, they pick the gayest prince for King?

Very revealing

>>130757266
who is that?

>>130758216
she looks so uncomfortable lol

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Was this prince the same one twitter fighting with Trump?

>>130755754
There's no win or you die shit like in Game of Thrones here. Every princeling who gets angry will just cool off in their Maldives villa deflowering a succession of underage whores with the occasional jaunt to Beverly Hills with their wives to buy Ferraris and Rolexes.

>>130758786

No, that one isn't even a contender. There are thousands of Saudi princes.

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>>130755428

This thread

https://twitter.com/ThomasWictor/status/877376632402485248

>>130758786
that was a mongrel whose mother was a Azerbajini whore. He's a nobody in KSA

>>130755754
This, they will go ass wild.

Also there's this thing the Muslims have, that being descended from Muhammed makes you super important, and there are a huge number of people who can claim this including the Queen of England.

Anything goes over there, borders could be redrawn, the Shia could attack and try to take Mecca since they've been treated poorly for the last few haaj, etc.

>>130756593
>eternal Yank
cries the eternal Aussiecuck

>>130757374
Kek

Didn't they legalise women to study and shit without a male accompanying them? Is this related?

I'm actually VERY happy about this. I wanted him to be King. instead of the "DOPEY PRINCE"

>>130755132
Aren't there hundreds of princes? The only things Saudis are good at is exporting terrorism and having a bunch of shitty kids.

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>>130756481
He's a big goy

>>130755132
Good, now he can run for the UK Parliament.

>>130760401

Around 7,000, actually.

>>130755132
Is this related to the Qatari embargo?
Anyone know the relative positions of the king and the Arab formerly known as prince regarding Qatar, Yemen, ISIS and the US?

>>130761078
That's even more suss that the gayest one gets the crown

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>>130756941

>>130758554
He told he was going to shit on her face.

>>130759041
thats exactly what i just did. wew

>>130760401
Being a Prince in Saudi Arabia is just the equivalent of being a big CEO in America.

Will Iran fuck Saudi's shit?

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>>130755428
Basically the King didn't want the next in line to take his position, he thought the next guy was more in line with his thinking. Someone was talking about this shit during Trumps SA trip.

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>free up rights to allow women to do things without male guardian permission
>civil war ensues
Absolute mad lad.

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>>130756481
The (((giants))) are taking over muahaha
See Comey

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Comey lookin all relaxed n sheet

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>>130758293

>>130756246
This is true. One of the most important happenings of the century so far.

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>>130755309

>>130757739
The new crown prince is head of the military and very popular with the youth. It is unlikely that there will be a major effort to stop him. It would not be successful. He is too strong.

2 voices call out in a silence all will hear?

>>130755132
Please GOD make them sell their Colorado retreats. I hate Sauds so fucking much, they're literally worse than black Israelites

>>130757608
This sounds awesome and horrible at the same time

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What does this mean for me?

>>130756581
>The Saudi king called for a public pledging of allegiance to the new crown prince early on Wednesday, the channel said, and Mohammed bin Nayef promptly vowed his loyalty after the decree.

Doesn't look like it.

>>130757608
story iv heard is that the saudis do legit have nukes...but they are not in the country...they are in pakistan. esentially they bought pakistani nukes and pakistan will hand them over when/if ever they ask for them

>>130771200
More expensive dates and camel milk maybe? His trading card will not be valuable anymore.

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>>130756589
>sentenced
>suicide

>>130757455
He's not big enough to resist Trump's handshake. Trump always pulls the person's hand towards him for the power display. Look how far his hand is extended towards Trump, and him trying to hide his discomfort.

>>130755132
>As long as the decision is supported by CHOAM, the Landsraad, the Guild, and the Bene Gesserit, I'm OK with this.

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>>130757608
I hope there will be quality livestreams of the islamo ancap civil

>>130755895
I can't tell sandniggers apart anymore.
What's the difference?

>>130772007
I know Japan used to give officials the option of killing themselves with honor or getting dragged out on the streets like a common criminal. It's a "do it or we'll do it for you" deal.

>>130756135
You are a really dumb mother fucker probably thought clinton would win too.

>>130760551
for jew

>>130757102

>On 24 September 2015, 2236 Hajj pilgrims were killed. Sources claim this was due to attempts by the personal convoy of Mohammed bin Salman to force itself through the crowd, as well as several road closures in the area.[44]

>In the beginning of 2016, Prince Mohammad bin Salman inflamed tensions with Iran approving the execution of popular Shia Cleric Sheikh Nimr al-Nimr. Iran's Shia population replied by setting fire to the Saudi Arabia embassy in Tehran. Since then, the two countries have cut off diplomatic ties.[28][33][45][46] This execution came together with the execution of 46 people mostly Sunni jihadis or dissenters.[27][30]

seriously anti-Shia = anti-Iran

>>130755132
I don't care what happens there.

>>130758216
A

>>130755895
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/sep/28/saudi-royal-calls-regime-change-letters-leadership-king-salman

haha were fucked invest in fracking now goy

>>130776617
Always archive those
https://archive.is/aAglP

>>130755895
Look at that nose. It looks so (((familiar))).

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>>130755132
arabian civil war when?

>>130755132

Aren't there like 199,000 princes in saudiland?

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>>130755754
can we meme this into reality?

>get behind one of the more memeworthy sons of the current king
>meme him into popularity
>old king dies and power struggle leads to all out saudi arabian civil war
>isis loses all its funding and collapses
>/pol/ responsible for destroying isis and crashing saudi arabia with no survivors

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>"why did Trump do deals with saudi arabia?"
>because the current ISIS-supporting regime there is about to crumble

>>130757741
caspianreport is so fucking good

>>130758928
they do this on the regular already. it's not "cooling off" if you're used to it. the only thing they know how to do is spend money, and if the new trend is to spend money on personal armies to fight each other, that's what they'll do

>>130755309

Iran hawks have even more power in KSA now and the king may have just sown seeds of a future succession crisis.

>>130777521
>can we meme this into reality?

ideas? "There will always be only one true heir" + kingsonpic.jpg

>>130772385
If he did that with me I'd give him a hug desu, poor old guy.

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>>130756941

>>130755995
Someone please photoshop this to include the princes. It needs to be done

>>130755132
Reduce your autism, larper. MBS was the man all along, given he's a) the king's son b) like, 30 years younger than the previous crown prince c) served as the defense minister for ages.

>>130758216
That is one long neck

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>>130757608
Damn dude, just like in Renaissance Italy...

That shit would be cool as fuck.

Saudi king lear it's on

>>130772007
>socrates

Lol who cares https://youtu.be/ZXqKWL6Sgzo

>>130755754

>mfw there was captain planet episode about this twenty six years ago

https://youtu.be/vDFvOdP0Upw?t=10m42s

>>130756481
Wow didn't know that guy was a manlet.

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>>130780140
>you will never witness butthurt of a few sophists who decided to talk to Socrates

>>130755132
Wow, this seems to be big. But it's late. The news will tell us what we need to know tomorrow.

>>130781350
>trusting the (((news))) to give you the full picture

>>130757608
Where were you when Saudi Arabia became a mix of Italian Renaissance and Mad Max ?

>>130755132
Mohamed bin that Naif

MEMES
E
M
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>>130755754
La Li Lu Le Lo

I doubt SA will become destabilized. If that zone is no longer secure the burgers will not be able to maintain control or create conflict, the whole ME will stabilize by itself and the kike will be driven out. Where would USA focus their war hunger? They do not dare in Asia or Europe. SA or Africa? I bet they will take it to Africa since that would parallel itself with the kike's destabilization plan. Although SA is a powder barrel in itself.

>>130782041
Kek

>>130758490
LEAFY x3

FRIENDSHIP ENDED WITH SALMAN

>>130755132
The terrorist formelrly knows as prince

>>130755132
Which one's the most whahabist? bin Salman or bin Nayef?

>>130755132
This nigga is nuts.

I hope this continues.

>>130783424
literally where

>>130770424
... Fug
No way this is what that was referring to... R-right guys?

Enjoy the pending war you mindless drones

>>130783193
Top Kek

>>130782639
they are already in Africa. At any given time there are hundreds of special ops going on all over the place