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The year is 2018, Civil War Breaks Out 2017-06-21 03:33:18 Post No. 130754018
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Which group do you join to survive and why?
The Whites (low crime rate, superior genetics for offspring and 10% intellect boost) [bad reputation]
The Blacks (speed boost and ability to seduce white women for slaves) [low IQ]
The Neets (massive underground tendie supply bunkers, masters of memetic warfare, chemical warfare via piss jug catapults) [suffers depression]
The Jews (25% personal money boost and increased deception) [physically weak in melee combat]
The Muslims (superior AOE spells dealing explosive damage and increased damage to liberals) [no alcohol, drugs, or music allowed in freetime]
The Conservatives (10% increased aim, 5% increased damage when fighting liberals, and ability to forage for food via hunting) [ bluepilled and
The Liberals (25% boost to all offensive abilities because of arrogance) [low population growth due to rampant homosexuality]
The Libertarians (Dont Tread On Me Ability deals significant damage to all those who attack you) [very weak border security]
The Stoners (increased patience and insight, 20% boost to morale, zero negatives)
The SJW's (25% increased dodge chance because hard to look at due to ugliness) [easily swindled by jews]
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>>130754018
The Conservatives (10% increased aim, 5% increased damage when fighting liberals, and ability to forage for food via hunting) [bluepilled]
fixed.
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btw, don't join a group based on what you agree with politically. just do it based on surival bonuses
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>>130754018
Kek, you should run a quest on the /qst/ board.
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The Jews obviously, I want that money boost and the ability to control pop music.
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>>130754018
1) Build drone army
2) Don't join any side
3) Eat pizza, watch cartoons with kids, make wife constantly orgasm. Drones keep you all out of my hair.
4) Don't take over when most of the extremists are dead and society's in the toilet. We're resilient - it'll work out.
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The lone wolf :Doesn't give a fuck about anything expect his own property and loved one. Ill be watching at the window eating popcorn. Consider me Switzerland as I am not a racist/conservative/liberal/democrat/ I don't particularly like anyone all that much nor do I affiliate myself with any special interest groups.
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>>130755337
lone wolf joins the neets
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>>130754018
Inspire the polish diaspora to recreate the commonwealth around the great lakes. Slavic Seperatists unite under Christ and Family!
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