Brit/pol/ - The Day Of Happenings edition

What does the queens speech kick off?

>>130753884
*what time

http://news.met.police.uk/news/incident-in-regents-park-247610

The incident in Regents Park was a man from the Mosque waving around a shoe horn

#ControlsOnShoeHorns

http://news.met.police.uk/news/incident-in-regents-park-247610

>>130753884
>>130753907
>>130754162
>>130754208
Where is YKTD?

>>130754208
>Don't Be Like Darren Osbourne, Hand In That Horn

New met police slogan, I'm calling it now.

Good night.

>>130754406
Have you been living under a rock? The mad Welshman started the civil war just the other day

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>>130753794
>Holding back tears Ms Osborne, an artist, told of her shock and outrage when she learned that brother Darren had allegedly deliberately driven at a group of Muslim worshippers returning home from prayer on Sunday night.

>allegedly deliberately

Why is the Express so fucking sensationalist?

>>130754524
Night lad

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when do you think will be the first night london will have peace?

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>>130754488
top kek

>>130754554
I haven't been here in quite some time really. What civil war about what?

>>130754758

When you give me a kiss :)

>>130754839

lewd

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>>130754758

London shan't know peace for some time. Until a terrible reckoning has begun.

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>>130755453

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night

didn't realise bowden had used the term alt right before

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>>130753794
Last interview with Rev. Ian Paisley, founder of DUP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXhwQ1nhl-s#t=36m19s

will anything of consequence happen at today's "day of rage" or will it be a lot of boring nothing?

>>130760325
Ban assault shoe horns

>>130760496

Just ban violence, will fix the problem.

>>130753794
Fuck the Muslims, I won't be happy until the national guard show up and purge them.

>>130759401
Stop spamming your news site

Christ lads, you don't know how thankful I am to have been born here and now. I literally cannot imagine how I would cope if I lived somewhere ungodly hot with no cooling technologies. Just imagine being in California r n

>>130763344
Please tell me it isn't going to be like 30 degrees today. I was made for the cold Northlands, not this Mediterranean like climate.

>>130763344
Do you have an air conditioner?
Literal billionaire

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Just out a shower lads. Cuppa tea and a microwave chicken wrap. Also just applied a thick black face mask. Tired of these blackheads and that. Feels nice t b h looking forward to taking it off in a bit :)

>>130764623
>microwave chicken wrap

For breakfast? dafuq

Morning anons. Remember to drink plenty today

>>130753794
Am I looking at london or Afghanistan?

>>130765542

Londonistan.

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Reminder that today is the DAY OF RAGE

>>130766824
>bring down the government

shit why didn't we think of that

I dont understand, some tard tried to attack muslims with a fucking shoe horn? This uprising is shit lads.

>>130767192
Was a muslim man coming out of the mosque

>>130758833
I hate this cunt so much.

>>130754839
Cute

>>130766824
>They seriously think there is an ethnic cleansing of fucking Londonistan

>>130754208
Don't be torn, bin that horn
When your shoes are worn, you can ditch that horn
Don't start a storm, bin that horn
Don't lie forlorn and store a horn

>>130767911
There is

>go to Brussels
>terror attack

Such is life in Europe

>>130767234
This is one of the (many) times I'm glad we're not America. He would have been shot instead of tasered and there would be a category 4 chimpout

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>>130768309
If not Category 4, then where do you think you're at? It looks pretty bad from here in fatland.

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Just woke up, can I get a quick rundown?

>>130768697
What? I'm talking about this one specific event. I'm not in the mood for this argument mate.

weird to think about the amount of footage of interviews in pubs with working class sounding folk going on about how they might vote tory for the first time in their lives that's been recorded over the past 1.5 - 2 years

>>130768847
>muslim gets hangry
>"by allah I will beat you with a shoe horn for you insolence"
>police hurry to the seen because they think a white person is commiting a hate crime
>policeman is disappointed but has a taserboner so takes him down anyway

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>>130769124
Thanks fampai

>The Queen will arrive at Parliament in a car, rather than horse-drawn carriage
>There will be no royal procession into the House of Lords chamber and the Queen will wear "day dress" rather than robes
>Her crown will be driven to the Lords in its own car, but she will wear a hat instead
>It is the first state opening with "reduced ceremonial elements" since 1974
>This was agreed because of timing issues caused by the snap election - rehearsals clashed with Saturday's Trooping the Colour event

Definitely nothing to do with her wanting to fuck off in time to catch the first race at Ascot.

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LADS
TODAY IS THE DAY

FROM THIS DAY FORWARD THE DAYS WILL GET SHORTER

THE RELIEF
THE FUCKING RELIEF

Muslim militias inside inner-cities when?

>>130767911

There is, but not the one they're talking about. What's confusing about that statement is that it implies they think that blacks and pakis have been in London the entire time.

>>130769308
She's 91 years old and must be sick of having to do this shit for every crap PM.

>>130753794

If someone pulled a sword-machete-helicopter on me, I would just run away.

>>130769733
This.

Let Liz have her fun, she deserves it.

>>130769733

True, she'll probably have to do it again in a few months as well.

In other news, Carol looking delightful on Breakfast.

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>>130753794
>https://twitter.com/zee_hadid/status/877337110713217025

This proves the Finsbury Park incident was fake. The first thing cops do in a real event is move people away from a crime scene. In the pic, the crowds are right on top of where the "dead" guy was supposed to be.

>>130767972
Shoehorns a plenty?
You'll do twenty

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Holy fuck all these happenings.
>thread isn't flooded with retard kek worshippers

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>>130770140
>tfw every thunderstorm means I might burn to death

>queen's speech
>crack down on non-violent extremism

What does this even mean?

>>130771467
Islam or internet censorship

>>130771467
>crack down on muslim beliefs
>thought crimes on twitter
You only get one guess.

>>130771231
>another muslim with a UK flag

pretty tiresome desu

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>>130771766
I'm not a paki cunt

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>>130769545
Right now m'laddo

If they censor the internet instead of dealing with muslims it's going to absolutely kick right off.

They can't be that stupid

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>>130772142
Considering how easily Snoopers passed, I don't think people care (though they should).

>>130753794
>Armed police and helicopters detain man in Talbot, possibly a retaliation against the van hire company 1.5 miles away

Apparently it is the son of the owner who said "hurr, shame we don't hire tanks" or something similarly retarded in the aftermath. Not sure if he intended it as a joke or if he helped plan the attack but the police would obviously have grounds to arrest him on hate speech charges if nothing else and it is also standard practice after terrorist attacks to arrest everyone related to the perpetrator or friends known to share their views as a precaution.

>Happening in London, Police stationed at Regents Park Mosque allegedly tasered & arrested a guy attempting to attack worshippers exiting the mosque

Far right extremist planned a terrorist attack using a shoehorn. That's right, this UKIPy fucktard thought he would attack people with a shoehorn. He had probably heard somewhere that in the middle east it is considered disrespectful to hit people with shoes, but couldn't afford a pair of new shoes so settled for a shoehorn instead.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-40351178

>>130772142

Yeah, you'd thi.........

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>>130772142

Nothing will kick off, because average Joe doesn't know or care about internet censorship or snooping.

As long as they can get on facebook, twitter or instagram they don't give a fuck.

>>130772879
Twitter and Facebook will be the main targets

>>130772589
The Talbot on is new
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-40349099
Four men in a jeep, at least one of them had a gun

According to the Twitter, the guy at the London Central Mosque was actually a Muslim. Presumably just some bloke who'd popped his head out for a minute to call to his mates when people got the wrong idea. So not a UKIPy fucktard.

>>130766824
Capitalism manifested into physical form and systematically murdered over 100 "working-class" and "poor people" by torching an apartment building? What is this world coming to...

>>130772948

desu, this is what i think..

I honestly think it will just be about a clamp down on shit on facebook, twitter, youtube etc There is no easy way to do this, so i suspect youtube and such will geoblock certain videos and shit posted on youtube, facebook etc.

Not sure how exactly it will play out yet.

>>130767911
>Implying they didn't fill the sand castle with flammables on purpose

>>130773179
Don't forget:
>Capitalists destroy their own property and kill their customers
The absolute state of lefty twats

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>>130773231
>sand castle

Noice

>>130773228
The one which gets me is from the manifesto; threatening to punish the companies behind sites for any user-submitted content which doesn't meet government standards.
If they start getting fined because they can't personally check every single bit of content uploaded too their sites I wouldn't be surprised if they just fucked off and completely geoblocked the UK.

>>130769733
This. Can you imagine having to get up early and head down to parliament all pomp and ceremony to endorse fucking Theresa May?
>>130771467
It means that when Mohammed Jihadi Al-Kaboom kills thirty people we have to pretend it was bombing Syria wot caused it and that we may never know why it happened, but the second you call a muslim a goatfucker you're a nazi. Basically they can see the Saxon beginning to hate and are trying desperately to head it off.

Was this a nig turf war or something?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86d0qQH-3RE

The Mrs was angry at Piers cutting are Tommeh off yesterday. The redpills are working. She even told me there's going to be a round 2?

>>130763614
Southerner here, its going to be 34 degrees today.
I have a day off work and will go for a walk in the woods to celebrate midsummer and be out of the sun.

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Its just too late, lads.

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>>130772589

Darren Osborne couldn't afford to hire a lorry, some other guy can only afford a shoehorn to attack muslims...
The white counter-terrorism campaign is having severe budgetary problems right from the off.

Hoping for live ammo used on protestors today...

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Tommy Robinson is such a fucking hero. Times are changing lads. I'm feeling optimistic.

>>130773925
Tommy is going to upload a video where he fully answers each of Pier's questions without being interupted.

>>130753794
The videos are down lol

>>130773525

They honestly think the internet works like ceefax/teletext.

Jokes on them though as i saw some p2p torrent in web browser based youtube inspired video sharing websites and shit the otherday, not quite got my head around how the fuck they work, but they dont use a traditional server far as i understand. so im guessing they are immune to ddos attacks..

I know onion routing, and shit like freenet type protocals have existed for decades, but that kind of approach, with blockchain and torrent type tech will imo eventually become the standard. Shit, imagine showing somebody 1080p video streaming sites back in 2000. Once the speed catches up with decentralized, encrypted p2p type browsing they are fucked.

The idiots in power with this push for censorship will end up with the internet being so decentralized, they wont even be able to monitor and track shit without forensic techniques so sophisticated and expensive it just wont be worth it, never mind controling it.

>>130766824
wait, there is ethnic cleansing in london? sounds like a plan.

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>>130753794
>e tried to steal ten quid from our Grandpy when he was only little. And it was our mum who called the police.

you bongs would seriously call the police on a family member if they stole some money from gramps?? wtf.

>>130774110
Replace all those flags with English flags to make it more accurate. Maybe put someone in the background laughing at them.

This fucking robot on GMB is creeping me out

>>130774339
Bongs love law and order, m80. We once hanged a 9 year old for arson.

>>130774444
Piers coming out as robosexual

>>130774194
>They honestly think the internet works like ceefax/teletext.
Pretty much, they have no conception that a website can be based anywhere and is viewable by the entire planet, so ordering random websites to stop being mean to muzzies or face bongpound fines is just going to be laughed off, 99% of the websites on the planet are in a position where they can literally tell the UK government to go get fucked with absolutely no legal reprisal. Even blocking those sites is impossible, as you say a combination of routing protocols like TOR and new distribution methods will render it impossible.

The only thing that bothers me is that we should really be looking to tech-up our economy and all this censorship talk is going to cost loads of money and dissuade companies from moving here.

>>130774194
Torrent in browser?

Sorry I'm not too tech savvy - so users share the site p2p? It has to have a source though, surely?

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>>130773966
We did this when I was in school too, it's not some new thing.

They made us take our shoes off then showed us how to pray and in what direction and shit. Made us put our heads on the ground and pray. Nobody enjoyed it, the only part anyone liked was when they gave us food. It's so ridiculous they force this shit on kids.

>>130774806
Why is it always islam?
The school dont send kids to a hindu temple or to the jews gog.

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>>130774806

You understand that you just admitted to praying to Allah? thus making you a Muslim?

>>130774806
Prepping them for Islamic conquest. I think this is the most r-selective thing I've seen them do, even more so that covering up Rotherham and other cases like that.

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>>130766824
Jesus christ how delusional are these people?
>immigrants are being scapegoated
>non-whites are being ethnically cleansed in London
>7 years of anti-immigration attacks

>>130774915
When my school did it we went to a Hindu temple. You just go to what ever's closest, I suppose.

>>130774934
>>130774806

Should have prayed the Lord's Prayer and a Psalm instead. Screw Allah.

>>130774709
>Torrent in browser?
>Sorry I'm not too tech savvy - so users share the site p2p? It has to have a source though, surely?

Really couldn't get my head around how in the fuck it worked, but it was some kind of java layer that essentially used the torrent protocol to host and deliver content, so shit thats going viral would essentially use litle server bandwidth, would be shared from peer to peer and essnetially be uncensorable i guess. Stuff that isnt being acces'd much would work like a normal server/client request i presume.

What Teresa May is doing with the queens speech is nothing short of disgusting.

In order to rush it through before the DUP abandon her altogether she's practically forcing a 91 year old woman to turn up in her pyjamas and miss a day of what could be her last Royal Ascot. Royal Ascot is the highlight of the year for the queen, the one week a year when she can do something she loves that is about her as a human being not all about her as queen and she deserves this one week after everything she does for us. But no, Teresa May has snatched that away from her.

This is what May has planned, for no reason other than to speed things up:
>The Queen will arrive at Parliament in a car, rather than horse-drawn carriage
>There will be no royal procession into the House of Lords chamber and the Queen will wear "day dress" rather than robes
>Her crown will be driven to the Lords in its own car, but she will wear a hat instead
It is the first state opening with "reduced ceremonial elements" since 1974

Wearing a hat instead of a crown, disgusting. In this country we have pomp, ceremony and tradition, somebody needs to remind May about that and that the queen is more important than some cold like a fish PM desperate to hang on to power for no reason other than her personal social status. If they didn't have time to rehearse something the queen has done 60 times before why not wait a week and do it then rather than attempting something the queen has only done once before, with no rehearsal, it doesn't make sense.

Fuck Teresa May and her plan to humiliate the queen by making her turn up in a onesie and a baseball cap. This is all just May's revenge for making her look like a bitch for not visiting the tower block fire victims.

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>>130774806

>>130774806

What sort of cucked parents do you have?

Mine would never have allowed me to attend that as at least they were Christian

>>130774397
Fuck off nigger

just realised that the 12 Scottish MPs the Tories picked up in Scotland are probably all staunch remainers

lol we're fucked

>>130775282

Jesus christ Charles, calm down lad, we dont mind your mam on here.

>Hol up
>Drinks vodka
>AY HOL UP
>Spits on the floor
>KURWA
>Steals the minimal wage job
>Ti praviš, da ni bil bel n KURWA?


So the attacker was not Huwyte?

>>130774806
Dunno how old you are but I'm 22 and we never had to do anything like this in school,

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>waiting for sturgeon to convert to Islam as a parting "fuck you" to the English right

>>130775282
Exactly what I've been thinking. I'd accuse May of malice if she hadn't proven herself to be such a clown beforehand.

Though pretty much all politicians these days are secret (and not-so secret) republicans who are annoyed at this old woman who they have to work around. This attack on tradition and heritage is typical of the current political class (think Bercow and the removal of Clerk's wigs).

Someone tell me the recent death toll of London Tower attack. I heard 79 somewhere.

Also was this mosque attacker that was tasered white?

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>>130775696
I am looking for the full list of victims if anyone has it

I told you all to start buying guns. You should have listened.

Riots in 30 minutes.

Are Sinn Fein still knocking around in Westminster ready to fuck over the Queen's speech and get Corbyn in?

>>130775493

Teresa May is not my mum, dickwad, the queen is, and mummy queen is awesome, awesome to the max.

If you read the post you'd see it is Teresa "lunch-snatcher" May that is in the wrong, not Mummy.

what time does the march/riot start lads?

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>>130775822
>Riots in 30 minutes.

Assuming niggers and pakis are out of bed before 11

m8

>>130775906

No. They didn't take the oath of office.

>>130774934
If he's eaten bacon/ had a drink before he's good
>>130774806
In my primary they made us go to a:
>Hindu temple
>Synagogue
I remember when it was time to go from the synagogue I went through the women's exit and the whole class got pissed off at me with 'respect the joos'

>>130759741
Worst that will happen will be is that some protesters will push through the police line and get there shit beat by police

>>130775999
1pm at Shepard's Bush

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>>130776040
How many people died in the fire?

>>130775906

They don't even enter Westminster because if they did they'd have to say an oath to the queen and British state, which is something they get a bit quibbly about.

>>130776120
Let's hope that, if that happens, it gets livestreamed on Facebook and Twitter and ends up getting everyone at the protest riled up so it turns into a full-on riot

>>130775999
What riots? Do you brahs own any firearms? How hard is it to get a license in UK anyways?

>>130774915
Went to sihk Temple in my school

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If they start rioting. I hope they'll be arrested for using violence/intimidation in the pursuit of political aims

Name one thing worse than an American

>>130776328
We know that they won't because it fits (((their))) agenda to let it happen

>>130776374
May Allah forgive me; an Albanian

>>130775605
I'm 20. Maybe it depends on the school, but it could be some government thing.

>>130775394
Mine are Christian too but it's not really a big deal if I visit a mosque once in my life. I just think it's pointless other than trying to indoctrinate kids into thinking Islam being the UK is normal

>>130753794
Just another day of Diversity in the UK.

>>130776179
Official number so far is 79.

>>130776179

Estimated death toll, based on the confirmed dead and known missing is 79. It is likely to be a bit higher from people "visiting" others there or sofa surfing, people with no friends or family left to report them missing and people who might have been homeless but sleeping in the communal areas.

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>>130776328
Boy have you looked at your police lately? Arabs arresting Arabs?

>>130776179
6 gorrillion

oh shit guys look out a third world flag posted a fucking graph! Britain BTFO!!!!

>>130776525
that image is racist, please delet

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>>130773966
>>130776473
You guys will get there eventually.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EI_juyZJAKc

>>130773966
In primary school I was forced to sing Christian hymns, I wouldn't wish this kind of religious brainwashing on anyone

fuck religion

>>130768871

Then don't start the argument.

Our cops take good community conscious pride in removing feral apes from the gene pool. And rightly so.

Faggots like you are part of the problem in Britain today.

>>130776920
Get off this board faggot.

>>130776739
Slavs cant be racist. We were opressed and holocausted. ^^

>>130776179

About 5 the rest were wogs

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>>130776984
>Our cops take good community conscious pride in removing feral apes from the gene pool. And rightly so.

Faggots like you are part of the problem in Britain today.

>>130777043
Get off this general faggot

>>130776984
Google 'unarmed white man shot by police in America' and then do some mental gymnastics to try and maintain the illusion your police arent trigger happy twats who dont give a fuck what colour you are.

>>130777074
Not holocausted hard enough it seems. If you're pale of skin you've got the sin.

>>130776984
Your cops are often Mexican and black and they even shoot unarmed white kids holding PS3 controllers

>>130777136
The queer defends the tipper.
Fucking shocked.

>it's going to be the hottest day since 1976!
>haha jk it's gonna piss down :D
Nice

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>>130777232

>>130777272
Hey there, worst tripfag.
You'll never be Rimmer.

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>>130776232

Legal guns are only available is you are a total cuck - they licence has to be signed by a (((professional))) person known to you for 10 years and will vouch for your good character.

Literally anyone with pro White opinions will be deemed to be worse than ISIS.

Also you can only own it for 3 years so in fact the state allows you to rent a gun, you can never actually own it.

>>130777232
No, I agree with you, he's a retard, but you're not British so fuck off

>>130767911
UN definition of ethnic cleansing includes:

> a purposeful policy designed by one ethnic or religious group to remove by violent and terror-inspiring means the civilian population of another ethnic or religious group from certain geographic areas

>>130753794
>>130753794
Kek demands more happenings tomorrow, buckle up britain

>>130777043
a fucking leaf

>>130776920

paki detected

Isn't Regents Park another well known salafist terrorist training centre?

>>130777402
>dumb underage swallowed the /r/the_donald pill too hard and thinks he's woke

xd nice posts ITT faggot, dude niggers lmao

>>130777323
>You'll never be Rimmer.
Shit, I really thought I could be someone else :(

I've just realised I come here to say morning before acknowledging my wife and kids

>>130777474
>9000 tpm

>>130777326
The only reason anyone would tolerate a faggot in their mists is Freddie Mercury conditioning them to. What's funny is that some might not see the correlation between that and the (absolute) current state of Britain.
>>130777370
Your mother's cunt.

>>130777540
>talking to girls
gaylord

>>130777341
Do they recongnise the Armenian genocide?

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>>130777474

Sorry m8

You are a nigger and not a paki?

Can see why you'd be offended

>>130777471
Do you mean Speaker's Corner in Hyde Park or the Regent's Park Mosque?

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>>130777540
My phone thinks Nigel farage is a family member and created a folder just for him automatically

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>>130777540
>wife and kids
how old are you, grandad?

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>>130777638
Might as well be both.

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Anglican Crusade when?

>>130773966
>isis flag (seal of muhammad) in the background

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>30C heats

Sucks being a southern pounce.

>>130777820
>lovely weather sucks
lol northern troglodyte
did Abdul at the chippy point out your pit stains again?

>>130777705
Speaker's Corner is an absolute free speech site for everyone, so of course some Muslims go there.

The Regent's Park Mosque recieves MASSIVE donations from Saudi so probably

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>>130773966
the poeple that run the government are pure evil

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>>130774806
When I was in primary school we got sent to church on the occasional Sunday and made a day out of it on easter. <3 come live in the south West m8.

feeling quite breezy this morning up here in the north thank Allah

>>130772589
>grounds to arrest him on hatespeech charges...

The absolute state of your faggotry knows no bounds.
I sincerely hope I live to see the day a comet smash into your shitty little cuck island.

>>130777924
>implying Ahmed, his wifes son, doesn't take his dole check

The pakis are south of that rain Solomon.

Leader of the Socialist Party on LBC saying the day of rage is definitely happening, and it's happening because 'Corbyn clearly won the election' and therefore 'Theresa May needs to do the right thing and let him become PM'.

>>130772589
>would obviously have grounds to arrest him
Are we going to start arresting people for making 9/11 jokes now? Faggot.

>Far right extremist planned a terrorist attack using a shoehorn.
FAGGOT

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>>130777820
>30C
>86F
Is this supposed to be hot or cold?

t. Texas boy enjoying some mild 38C weather this afternoon

>>130778310
Don't even care about the retarded motive, I just want another happening. I'm starting to get addicted to them.
Full scale riots when?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4IFtxQfLWg

>>130778394
Anything above 20C is a hot day in the UK.

>>130773966
dj khaled or something? I seen him on the youtubes senpai!

>>130774806
>gave us food
it was probably hindu's or indians or something then, not mudslimes

Best BBC reporting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcShKCSSVW4

>>130778394
Your whole state was built for high temperatures. The UK is not.

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>>130777820
Comfy
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>>130778730
>Africans liking Africa temperature
Flag checks out

stop assault luggage.

>>130772265
I lol'd

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>>130778394
In Texas it could be 100F for weeks. For us in the UK, it could be in the 60's one week and 85 the next. Just takes a few days to get used to it, although it won't stop some from complaining.

>>130778493
68F holy shit no wonder you pasty fucks are so soft. 68 is a warm winter day.

>>130772265
>Considering how easily Snoopers passed
??
It failed to even make it to parliament during the coalition years, and during the cameron era it was blocked multiple times in the house of lords

>>130778631
Well that's the most impartial the Beeb have ever been.

What time queens speech lads? At work but might be able to listen if they cover it on 5 live

>>130778827
enjoy global warming. No wonder your gov't is importing melanin by the millions

>>130778059
I live in the south west. We had to go into Bath to find the mosque.

>>130778624
Nah they were showing us the kind of food they're allowed to eat during Ramadan or some shit

>>130779049
A warm winter's day here is 5-10C.

>>130778827
soft
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>>130779161
Starts being broadcast on BBC News at 10:30. Not sure what time exactly the queen will do the speech though

>>130775254
Sounds like WebRTC maybes?

>>130753794
Race war now! Give me a good reason to visit London, britbongs

Rightly So is a nonce

>>130779283
Cheers m8. Guess that if they're not doing all the standard pomp and ceremony she might do the speech about 11

>>130753794
I can't believe I live in a country so cucked that we ban 'scary looking knives'.

>>130779354
Getting to witness corbynista autistic screeching tonight
Plus the museums and art galleries are pretty good

>>130778355

People are already being arrested for Facebook posts making jokes about Grenfell tower, the Areola Grande concert, the welfare house attack, etc. That ship has sailed.

>>130779530

Don't forget scary looking tweets, which are a danger to us all

>>130775947

Didnt say a word against are lizzy m8.

>>130779045
The biggest temp diff inTx is -39C and 49C Truth is Tx folk are hardy and Brits are soft and pasty

t.Scotch/German Texan

EgonSpengler is a nonce.

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>>130775947

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OO-ZGP68-3w

>tfw no Oakeshott gf

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Rozzers are at the door lads, they're telling me to put down the toothbrush and move away from the bookshelf.

Something about dangerous hate materials. I think they mean books

>>130775282
i didn't know that was happening, i assumed it was all going to be standard.
pretty poor show from the government, especially as they are going to only sit for a few weeks until the summer recess.
lately i have been liking May less and less.

>>130779745
>-39C to 49C range
So a desert where absolutely no one lives?

>>130778631
Our license fee hard at work.

>>130777325
If you have to "register" any item in order to hold it you don't really own it. If you read the EULA of Windows it says as much.

>>130779964
>didn't pay his book license

>>130779964

Why do you brush your teeth over a bookshelf is the question

>>130777354
triples confirms

>>130766824
>walk out of school, take the day off, call in sick

Yeah, I don't think they'll need to worry about that. Unless they gotta sign on today.

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>>130753907
>>130753884
11:30

>>130780169
Was reading a whittling book and sharpening the toothbrush so I can stab up a mosque later

>>130780340
Coverage starts at 10:30 on BBC One though if you want to see the Black Rod and old man Skinner bellowing something unfunny.

>>130779964
>Don't be a X, bin that brush
Can't think of a good rhyme

>>130780340
Why's her royal majesty giving a speech?

>>130774806
Yeah we had that in primary school in the late 90s. We observed a day of ramadan. There were no muslim guests or anything, just the teachers shilling islam.

Thanks Blair.

>>130780613
She always does to kick off a new parliament.

>>130780539
Ok, thanks. I'll tune in.

>>130780599
Mush

>>130775282
>the "conservative" party

>>130780599
>Abdul will penetrate your tush, if you get jailed for not binning that brush

>>130780196

Oh thank you Teresa, I'm so glad that even though I'm working as a nurse I have to go to a food bank. I'm so glad we have someone like Teresa May running the country, I would never dream of protesting, she's definitely not cold like a fish. Just had a shot Teresa? Don't worry about lavatory paper when my tongue is available. Just let me tug on my forlock first as this is such an honour for a working class man like me.

At lower school they sent us to a Mosque in luton ,im pretty sure it's had a few terrorists since I went also I was really into total war games and had a fucking discussion on war in the east with the imam. Bearing in mind wasn't even10 >>130778011

>>130778011
REEEEEE
I hate this country so much when it comes to this stuff.
Literally what is wrong with keeping Britain for the British? British culture is factually better than any other.

>>130780665
How old are you homie? It's surprising the amount of old people on /pol/ recently.

>>130781023
> primary school in the late 90s
> old

Holy fuck I must be ancient

>>130778011
They will not be partaking in any religious practices

>everyone take their shoes off and anyone with a fanny better get a rag on their head

>>130781023
>Primary school in the late 90s
That means mid to late 20s. Possibly early 30s.

>>130772975
Hilarious they tasered some saracen who probably had a family argument. Will the police have acted with racial motivation ? Oh the poor oppressed Islamic community

>>130781023
That would hardly make someone old

>>130781023
Only 26.

>>130781134
I'm 21 and started primary school at the end of 1999, so could just be 25 or so

>>130766824
Meet in Shepard's bush?!? In this heat they will all be too tired to rage on anything by the time they walk to parliament

>Britain's Great Gay Buildings

I fucking hate channel 4.

>>130766824
wish i could be there to tell the sjw's to fuck off

>>130781314
bet that tower in London is #1, it's absolutely flaming

>>130753794
>Police stationed at Regents Park Mosque allegedly tasered & arrested a guy attempting to attack worshippers exiting the mosque
I call bullshit kek, I've seen bong police try and work when going up against a suspect and they are shit
They would not have been able to taser him before he got his hands on at least one muzzie

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>>130781023
This is what constitutes old now on the internet?

>>130781023
Im a 12 year old girl AMA

>>130781314
GOOD EVENING GOOD EVENING GOOD EVENING

>>130754208
>shoe horn
A what? I've heard the expression plenty but never rkniwn what the fuck that is

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I hate the Labour-party chauvinism of the UK left.

That is, for example, if you have identical SNP, Plaid or Labour candidates, but (hypothetically) the SNP/Plaid leader is far left and the Labour leader is a RADICAL CENTRIST, most of the UK left will side with the Labour candidate because "it's our party" even though ultimately the Labour one is just vote-fodder for a neoliberal government.

I wish nothing more than to emigrate. I've had enough of the lot of them. The left are closer to correct on most economic issues, but they're fucking intolerable. (Or perhaps I'm just very intolerant of "close, but wrong" and very tolerant of opinions way off-side.)

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http://www.lbc.co.uk/national/radio/player/


BREXITERS BTFO

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Remember lads, they can't arrest you if you print out your offensive tweets

>>130756323
You lot couldn't get away with a movie showing this many darkies getting killed could you?

>>130781361
Go back to your containment general faggot.

>>130754162
A mud having an Arabian moment?

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>English Civil War under the reign of Charles I
>British Civil War under the reign of Charles III

comfy

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>>130770315
Please stop posting edited pictures.
Here is the original one.

>>130781519
>meal for one

So all the girls yusuf is grooming are just meant to go hungry? Iceland you heartless bastards

>>130781248

I don't know London that well but if this Bush is actually a landmark it must be pretty big so they could stand in the shade of it. Quite comfy in the shade at the moment and being a communist march they will all be sharing out drinks so it will be a nice day out probably.

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>>130781314
>4chans server portacabin is the gayest

>>130754681
They all are these days lad.

>>130781519

Damn that looks tasty af

>>130778011
academies were a mistake
(I looked it up, apparently Littleton Green is one.)

>captcha: Heath Hunting
Well, in a building such as that you won't have to hunt far...

>>130781480
Fuck off we're full

>>130781452
It's a little piece of plastic you use to help you put on your shoes. You slip it into the heel. I don't know if I should laugh or cry about the UK right now.

>>130781630
F

>>130778011
Comic sans just adds salt to the wounds

>>130781564
What's the matter Anon? You can dish it out but you can't take it?
I'm not even shitposting and you're crying like you want to suckle mommy May's tit like a goddamn child

>>130781658
You can't stop me moving to Hawaii it's got like 70% of my flag on it.

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>>130781761
Just go

https://jacobitemag.com

Only just come across this site, it's got very good pieces. Worth checking out.

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>mfw the UK goes to shit thanks to mass emigration

HAHAHAHA

Can we get a hashtag for Piers Morgan going? He reminds me of Neville Longbottom from Harry Potter so maybe something related to that?

>>130781782
When SHTF the locals will revert back to eating people anon

>>130781679
Oh damn, my grandad has one of those. Never really thought if what they might be called
Should probably cry, it'll make you feel better afterwards and at least you'll still have proof you're not dead on the inside

>>130781761
>I'm not even shitposting
I'm now morbidly curious as to what you actually trying looks like.

>>130781574
Revenge at last.

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>>130781822
Look at those digits.
Praise Kek!

>>130781612
Shepard's bush is a shithole with no bushes or shade (almost a former shithole, it's about halfway through it's gentrification) just west of kensington, it's like 5 or 6 miles from parliament.

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>>130781782
The Hawaiians are racist as fuck and actually hate bongs even more than white Americans
Also good luck of ever opening a business there, the natives are mafia tier when it comes to starting up places there and if you aren't Hawaiian you're fucked
>>130781822
You're pathtic and it shows, dunno how you've not been shamed out of this general yet. You're making the rest look bad

Do you reckon these 'Day of Rage' lefties actually give a shit about the victims of the Grenfell Tower disaster?

>The diatribe is in stark contrast to the message of peace and unity issued by St Clement and St James — the two churches at the centre of the relief effort in north Kensington. They said: ‘We cannot emphasise enough how against this many of the affected residents we’ve spoken to are and they do not want their grief hijacked for any violent or destructive means.

>‘They’re angry, they’re grieving but they are working to bring about positive change and action through conversations with the right people.’

>The churches also warn that if violence were to break out ‘the issue takes a whole new direction’.

https://www.metro.news/grenfell-victims-urge-public-to-veto-day-of-rage/646448/

>>130781891
Dunno, why don't you stop being ashamed of your own flag like a cuck and maybe you'll find out

https://twitter.com/Nigel_Farage/status/877451732640518144

Retweet if you think bringing down the government now is a good idea.

>>130782093
They care about gibs

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>>130782027
MAGA my d00d! Praise Chuck Schumer!

>>130781837
This is unironically happening, I know many people who are desperately trying to leave the sinking ship that is the UK and all of them are middle-class whites. I can't wait for it to show up in the census data.

>>130782102
Was that it? Disapointing.

Into the filter you go.

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>>130782131
Now you're just hurting yourself there(this is a bit closer to shitposting, though not really because it's just facts and May really is a cunt)

>>130782093
Well the Socialist Party is pushing the day of rage to get Theresa out, the leader earlier said he did care about Grenfell but that the protest wasn't about that.

He refused to rule out Socialist party placards mentioning the tower, mind..

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>>130753794
so when is the revolutionary war to take america back?

>>130754208
Don't be a fool, hand over the show tool

>>130782131
is this from /sg/?

>>130782177
What's the consensus in the rest of Europe on fleeing your home country? Do most see it as cowardice or as trying to stay alive considering the state of Britian at?
>>130782190
>Filtering
You're the scum that doesn't deserve to use this site

Making the new thread

>>130782230
>Threatened a 7 year old child with deportation.

For that one alone, I'll forgive her the rest.