My eyes are literally bloodshot red from crying for the last

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>>130750851
It's hard to wash out that Clinton stink, isn't it?

What in the name o' Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll 'ave ye know I be the meanest cutthroat ever to sail the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on cargo vessels, and repelled over 300 invaders. I be trained in hit-and-run pillagin' and be the deadliest with a pistol out o' all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothin' to me but another source o' loot. I'll 'ave yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. Ye think ye can hide behind yer newfangled contraption? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contactin' my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is bein' tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, scurvy knave. The type o' monsoon that'll wipe ye clear off the four corners o' the map. Ye're sharkbait, bucko. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I 'ave an entire swashbucklin' fleet at me beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer limey arse clean off the edge o' the world, ye bilge suckin' dog. If only ye had the foresight to see what devilish wrath yer jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed that last remark. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, ye brazen buffoon. Yar, I'll unleash a torrent o' fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it after walkin' the plank! Dead men tell no tales.

>>130750851
Please resist. Would love to use anti-communist laws already on the books.

>>130750851
ha ha

Seriously, the reddit thread is gold. I am ganksalottoa and the salt is unreal.
I forget how much better 4chan is at trolling.
You guys are the best
https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/6ie3p4/discussion_thread_ga06_and_sc05_special_elections/

>>130751118
>you posted this
>and didn't change your flag to the pirate flag

Landlubbers, I swear.

>>130751613
Fucking reddit fag no one cares

>>130752382
This is fucking hilarity. They ar emelting down and calling it a win

>>130750851
Fucking liar. You didn't cry for shit.

>>130752158
Keelhaulin' myself as we speak, Cap'n.

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>>130750851
>We're living in 1930s Nazi Germnay

I fucking wish.

>>130751120
says democrat
without realizing that democrat leaders are sucking most dems into pro communist boxes while all the time being the same plantation owners dems were in 1864. yall had slaves then in chains. now they are in chains of welfare and identity victim ideology. fuck off. republicans are fucked up ftmp but #actually not all but you democrats are a lost cause. gtfo.

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Lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYcLOKzPimQ

>>130750851
Avast ye arse young cabin boy, tis welcome on me ship if ye put out

>>130753997
unironically this.

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I enjoy everything this life has allowed me to see. Each side losing and winning then whining when they don't win. I really can't wait for the Civil War 2020

>>130754178
That bird was really trying to warn the crowd that he was a fraud.

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>>130754178
Bird wants his refund

Feels good man

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>>130754057
This reads like the lyrics to a 90s wutang clan song. 10/10

>>130753426
It's pasta from a reddit post, someone screencapped in some other thread

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>>130750851
You have my sword.

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>>130750851
>I can't believe we lost again
Why not? Isn't it obvious? You're always going to lose as long as your party worships weakness.

>>130750851
Literally $200 spent per Ossoff vote

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>>130750962
somehow pol always delivered one hearty good lol every day

>The president sexually assaults people
Bill Clinton left office in 2000

For those of you who are hurting, fear not. Soon enough, most of the Trump administration, including the small-handed fuckhead himself, will be going down in flames as a result of their fucking Russian treason. Many Republican officials will go down too for being complicit in the destruction of our democracy.
I say we let the conservashits have their fun for now. Because soon enough, when it's all said and done and Trump and Co. are rotting in jail... Republicans won't ever win another election again.
And that's why, tonight, I'll be going to bed with a big, fat smile on my face. ;)

>>130750851
Is this the same guy posting the same shit over and over again? Enough of these threads.

Sage you fucktards.

>>130750851
Jerome's having fun with Stacey in the other room, it'll cheer you up, anon.

>>130754418
I know not what weapons WW3 will be fought with, but the 2nd American Civil War will be fought with bitching and moaning.

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>>130750851
Join them, you know what happened to people that resisted Nazi Germany right ?