America General

ur fat

no matter what fucking anyone says your food, music, books and films are often world class

the whole "no culture" thing doesn't make any sense

>>130743327
Nice. I like you. You will be spared the rake.

>>130743327
Thank you. If I could, I'd flip a burger onto your open burger buns

>>130743161
Cars from 50s-60s, classic rock, Frank Sinatra, Moon landing, First and Second amendment, "We the People", civil aviation...

But you lost all this because America become a Jewish/Central bank puppet in 60x, after JFK murder

>>130743161
They make other white people look good in comparison

>>130743972
I know. Most white Christians with exception to age <60 understand the difference between Jesus and kikes.

>>130743161
You make some nice burgers and your rock and roll was pretty good.

We still hate you for murdering Harold Holt though.

>>130743161
You are kinda white

WHY WAS JESUS NOT BORN IN AMERICA

BECAUSE THEY COULDN'T FIND A VIRGIN AND THREE PEACEFUL NIGGERS

>>130743161
I like your gun culture.

>>130744179
Top lul. I outta report this to the great Khan. He will not support your bigotry

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>>130743161
You guys have ballsy gun policies in some states. Other than Switzerland and Italy, US is the only place I'd like to move to. Well, maybe Japan too, but I'll leave their country to their people.

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>>130744437
uhmmmm

>>130744368
Jesus was actually black

>>130743161
Burgers are great, "fat and happy" is a saying for a reason.

>>130744324
Thanks and sorry about that

The constitution/bill; of rights is one of the greatest documents ever

also guns

>>130744846

SAID THE KANG WHO WAZ DERE

You guys are very submissive and obey laws and rules like very good goys

The BEST fucking burgers like God Damn.

>>130744336
I am master race myself. Wierd since neither of my parents are. White genetic variation I guess

>>130744996
Oh, yessir, massa NSA. Ain't thinkin about doin nothin illegal. No way, NO HOW.

>>130744312
America in 50s was a fucking heaven.
White, smart, prosperity, free. But fucking hippie ruined it.

>>130743312
and our black even?

>>130744996
kek

translation: western cuckeners

>>130744846
We wuz kang of KANGZ!

>>130744986
Heh your face will be bowed low when judgement day comes

>>130744846
No, he was a middle eastern, like modern egyptian coptic/syrian Arabs.

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>>130743161
something nice about us xDDDDDDDDDDD

>>130745268
I actually lulzed

>>130745347
But everyone comes from Africa anon

>>130745414
Also, I like your shitty humor.
But holy shit, why do most males younger than 30 sound like complete faggots?

>>130744912
Tits true. I am 6ft 230

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>>130743161
I'm going to buy a house in Niagara Falls (NY) because prices here are just insane and I'll flying the biggest American flag I can find on my porch because America is the greatest country on earth.

>>130745648
They never deadlifted before. Deadlifting is the most effective lift for raising testosterone levels naturally. Not picking shit up off the ground is where they went wrong

>>130743161
Most sidewalks and grassy areas aren't full of dogshit. The streets are free of horseshit too for the most part.

>>130745966
Let me know if you need burger joint info as well

>>130746108
>tfw stalling around 300lb
why is lifting hard

Nothing is better than southern fried Chicken

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>>130746108
this. deadlift is best lift

>>130746308
>tfw I'll be eating burgers in burgerland soon
I don't know if I can handle all the freedom.

>>130746108
>200.8 lbs
>deadlifting 180lbs

How am I doing senpai? Been lifting for a year, started at 75 lbs almost exactly 1 year ago.

>>130743161
despite all the things I hate about us, I wouldn't want to live anywhere else.

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>>130743161
Fucking love Americans, only country where I'm encouraged to shit post irl and go to the pub every night.

Also, a cop gave me a lecture about the dangers of gun control. Brilliant.

>>130746108
I don't know dude, it sounds like it's not even their voices or lack of testosterone, it sounds like a faggy accent, I'm not sure if it's a specific regional accent or something. It's confusing.

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>>130744846
Jesus was white. All the photographs are proof of this fact.

You love jews.

>>130747065
Thats pretty awful desu.
Im 205 lbs and started dead lifting again
With 185 lbs.
But for real keep working it. Remember form is the most important part

>>130747185
The supreme court ruling on the 1st sealed the deal. America is unironcally the best country.

>>130747784
RIP.

In my defense, I try not to go nuts because I fucked my back in a car accident a year and a half ago. Some jack ass rear ended me and fucked up my lower back.

That being said, I'm gonna keep after it son.

I'm also 6'3, fwiw

Defended Jews like we never could. Great supporters of Isreal.

>>130747945
>200lbs
>6'0''
>230lbs lift x5
Be careful. Pop a disk and you're fucked for life. What this >>130747784 guy said. Form is most important.

Love it so much i joined the milotary with a cool ass job.

>>130749100
*military

>>130743161
WE are in a timeline where Trump is president and I am starting to get sick of winning. Please can you stop this train and let me off?

I really like american hardcore pornography

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>>130743161

Been a reliable tool/chess-piece when it comes to shaping Regions.

http://archive.4plebs.org/_/search/subject/knowledge%20bomb/username/anonymous5/tripcode/%21%219O2tecpDHQ6/

>>130743161
You guys have a ton of good shit. You're good at whatever you put your minds towards. We are America lite, but hockey and beer is our culture. And fuck me if it isn't the best.