Brit/pol/ - A Bit Hot edition

>Brexit
Is it happening or not?

First for stock up on food, water and weapons.

1st for Rightly So's spunky backpack

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Just look at this racist art! BURN IT!

>'I am so so sorry for this': Pensioner travels from Ilford to Finsbury Park on her mobility scooter to apologise to hero imam who helped save terror suspect who mowed down worshippers

You have to share your country with retarded pieces of shit like this.

>>130734493
HE'S BACK

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>tfw waiting for brit/pol/ to accept brexit was a mistake

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TRY AND COMPETE WHITE BOIS
*slurps marrow*

Today is the first of 100 days of summer.

What do YOU intend on doing with them?

>>130734520
Hope this helps you lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ifK9lqNPVA

>>130734603

You'll only really be able to judge the success of Brexit in 5-10 years

>>130734624
*Not 100

>>130734603
It wasn't and nor will it ever be.

>>130734624

What do YOU intend on doing with them?

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FIRST FOR EVERY YTIME...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Li4B8bxbuPk
E

APOLOGISE

https://www.rt.com/uk/393233-imam-apologize-mosque-attack/

Alrighty there's max shitposting going on and haven't been able to keep track of the white van driver guy(s) since the morning it happened and they officially announce they were investigating it as a terrorist thing.

What happened since then? new job isn't helping.

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>>130734603
I would be afraid of sleeping on airplanes because
1. I snore
2. I don't like pissing on airplanes and
4. I'd wake up with a piss boner

>Son of van hire firm owner held by police over "offensive" facebook posts

Blair, Cameron and May have been grooming you for 20 years.
Even dopey Northern slags don't let themselves get fucked for that long.
Wake. The. Fuck.Up.

>>130734624
I'm getting kicked out and I have no job. Might do a 'cide

>>130734624
I'm going to spend most of it camping in the countryside. No tent. Just a tarp to lie under and a bivvy to lie on top of.

>>130734624
>implying summer ever ends on /pol/
>tfw going to miss out on the weather all because of a car and a slight case of /o/tism
I'll make it worth it.

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Well groomed pussies.

>>130735005

Become a rent boy lad, all you need is a pretty face and a tight ring

>>130735005
I assume you are probably joking, but if you aren't, please don't.

If you are serious then UK samaritans is 116 123

It's not the end of the world. It might seem like it now but the bad weather will pass.

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>>130734148
Last interview with Rev. Ian Paisley, founder of DUP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXhwQ1nhl-s#t=36m19s

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>>130734845

RELAX
>ITS JUST US

>>130735073
Top lad
Outside of the cities this country really is nice. I went to the cotswolds camping and it was comfy indeed

>>130734493

It's happened as of yesterday.

David Davis met his EU counterpart to begin negotiations.

Also, does anyone think David Davis would make a good PM? I don't know much about his political background, he seems to have been on the fringe.

>>130734834
>Woman
Nuke London.

>>130734834

> RT

>>130735231

You seem very concerened for others metal health lad, first Eddie and now him.

I think you're a good soul 2bh

>>130735249
KATIE SAYS HI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vvvSOh5yfA

>>130735271
I think he would. His performance in Monday is due to party pressure. He has experience and he's very intelligent and quite conservative, I think. I would prefer him as PM.

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>>130735005
>>130735231
>but the bad weather will pass.
haha

hahahahhahahaha

haahhahahahahahahhahahahah

hahahahahhaah

hehe

>>130735254
It's beautiful. I was out in my favourite spot for 7 hours today. Shame they plan to build all over it in the next 5 years.

>>130735231
Nah I'm not gonna off myself. Might use this as an opportunity to travel the country.
How do food banks work lads?

>>130735514
He is.

What are the worms like in Britain?

The summer solstice is the hottest day right? It's only gonna get colder now, r-right?

>>130735618
Had to use one when my neetbux got stopped. You need to go to a place that can give out the vouchers (Usually a GP surgery but some charities too). Then you take the voucher to the place and they give you a few days of food

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>>130734624
Preserving my virtue

>>130735514
Designated Leftist worries me the most because he still hasn't posted since the 8th.
Eddie I don't think will neck himself but I want him to come back under the same trip.

>>130735680

Wiggly m8

Unless they're in your bum then they're tickly

>>130735680
SEVERLY WORMY IN A MANNER

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Rightly geezer why do you keep posting this op image? Are you a star wars nerd?

>>130735785
We should rent prostitutes.

>>130735680
They are more ticklish to the arse than the continental variety

>>130735680
More valuable than a leftist. They actually do something.

>>130735803
>Designated Leftist

Why, is he in a bad place lad mentally I mean?
Maybe he's gone on holliday

>>130735879
I enjoy Star Wars.

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>>130735879
>Mater Peter, there are too many of (((them))), what are we going to do?

>stock photo of a brit in an north east asian city.

>>130735803
What happened with Eddie?

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THAT
FEEL WHEN' YOU THINK KATIE
CANNOT LITERRRRALLLLYYYY
COME THROUGH ANY MORE

AND THEN SHE DOES....

BECAUSE FUCK YOU, THAT'S WHY.......

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIRw8RL6--o

>>130735783
Can it be any GP? Or does it have to be mine

>>130733918

Never seen that video before but pretty much makes my point.

In the least supremacist way possible, I actually felt sorry for any of the abos that I met. You can literally see through their facial expressions the difficulty they have comprehending the world they find themselves in. When they did anti-social shit or the like I never really got pissed off like I would if it was an Arab or African.

Its kind of like one of those documentaries when they give an ape or monkey a guitar or piano and they have no idea what to do with it. You can see them understanding that something is going on but they can't understand why its happening. Except Abos sell that as culture.

https://youtu.be/PbB5ShkrVWk [Embed]

>>130735995
He was talking about not going into work and killing himself. http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/tripcode/80w9cz1G8ZX/

>>130736164
I referenced that I knew who he was and that spooked him a bit I think but I wasn't meant to, I wouldn't oust him.

>>130736029
The prequels? Seriously?

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>>130735889
We shouldn't.
>Paying for sex
It only counts if the other person actually WANTS to shag you.

>>130736356
Really not sure. Just call one and say you're not registered with a GP and I'm sure they'd give you one

>>130735803
Who's Eddie?

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/police-stamford-hill-estate-machete-10658109?service=responsive

>>130736534
Archived that
https://archive.is/7PVvI

>>130736423
Yes.

It was the prequels that introduced the idea of midichlorians, the idea that a Jedi's power was as a result of their genetics effectively.

>>130734909

Pretty sure that is the Eurostar train.

>>130736476
EDDIE?

EDDIE IZZARD HAD POTENTIAL
THEN HE FAILED
FOR
EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>130736164
Outed himself as a (((disinformation agent))) a few threads ago when he claimed the EU "have no end goal" with mass migration and then committed suicide.

>>130736470
They want to shag you if you give them money.

Perhaps not *really* want to shag you, but it's not like it's rape.

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>>130736385
Nice black pussy georgie.

>>130736476
YKTD's new trip.

>>130735889
Your first time should not be with a prozzie. Don't do it.

>>130736888
I have stopped caring m8

>>130736918
Don't go down that right, just trust me on this.

>>130734909
Have you ever been on a plane lad?

>>130736681
I know It's mating season but stop being a filthy degenerate and find a real girl who'll sleep with you, not a burned out hologram.

>>130734148

is there any tentacle porn featuring the bottom-right corner alien race?

http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/819444/police-fighting-stamford-hill-london-riot-stabbing-sword-machete-helicopter

Are these dark "Brits", or Kebab "Brits",?

>>130734148

JEDI COUNCIL GUILTY OF MANSPREADING

>>130736385
>http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/tripcode/80w9cz1G8ZX/

I think he's alright lad, seemed a bit to interested in politics to be of mind to off himself just like that, plus tripfags come and go, like MemeMerchant, they don't all top themselves lad

Probably on his hols m8 it is June

>>130736918
Well stop not caring, because that gets you nowhere, but also don't care too much because that gets you depressed.

If you're normal looking, like anything above a 4/10, and have a half decent sense of humour you should really have no issues with pulling. It can be rough at times and I know it feels shite but paying for it will just make you feel shitter.

>>130736681
>tfw had a 8/10 gf when I was 18 who wanted it
>tfw I couldn't do it because stupid cock problem
>tfw got cock fixed at 20 y/o
>tfw no opportunity since

>>130737124
I DON'T KNOW, ....

>ASK THIS GUY...

http://www.news.com.au/finance/business/media/newsweek-reporter-posts-photo-showing-porn-tab-in-his-browser/news-story/6a9d3cedebbd73e83e169c535da908ac

>>130737235
Black gang bangers.

>>130737335
Any suicides in the news lately?

>>130736611
And jar jar of course

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>>130737377
>stupid cock problem
Do tell.

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>>130735585
right in the kisser.

>>130737541
NOT YET, BUT HILLARRY

IS

SUCKING MY ASS

>>130736918
>>130737377
>>130737361

As I said in a previous thread

>€40 Ryanair return flight to Dublin
>€10 bus into city centre
>€50 on boozing for the night
>€10 for an Abrakebabra Donner and Garlic Cheese chips on the way back to the birds gaf.
>Easy shag with some Dublin slapper
>Go home mission accomplished.

Irish birds love English accents, its well easy for you to pull on on a night out here. You'll have a better time, better value for money and even come out with a bit of spare change potentially.

vhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZJwC_vp-_Q [Embed]


Whatever happened to go out on the pull?

>>130737059
>Don't go down that right, just trust me on this.

That just reminded me of that anon who paid a prozzie/escort to shit in his mouth/on his face and said he instantly regreted it when she squatted over him, said he tightly pursed his lips and let the turd roll of his face

It wasn't as hot as he imagined it to be

>>130737765
Will you be my wingman?

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hey lads just quit my job 2 weeks ago

what are my job prospects in the UK?

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HI FOLKS,
NICE TO BE HOME AGAIN...
t. OLD SQUAD

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>>130737520
thanks

>>130734148
It's being claimed that there was a stabbing.
>>130732429

>>130737960
Job prospects are alright if you dont mind a zero hours contract where you never know if/when you're going to work

>>130737765
This is a good plan. I've had a fair few weekends in Europe on my own and had a shag on all but 1 of them. Kind of degenerate but has to be better than paying some skank who hates you.

>>130737807
Pay for my flights and beers and I'll be the best wingman you could possibly imagine

>>130737960
None. Sorry.

post good music pls lads

>>130738040
Someone should go and spray that on a wall now desu

>>130738322
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9u5zqKvC7E

>>130738189
what is a zero our contract?

>>130738322
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Uu12zY01ts

>sky news saying corbyn is a viable candidate in the next election

>>130738527
*hour

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>>130738383
would anyone under 30 know what it meant?

>Curious

>>130737541

Can't say I keep a look out lad, saying that though the woman who lives opposite our house was on her roof at 8am a week ago drinking lager and shouting shes gonna just roll off the side and top herself, she was up there for a good 2 hours, police, ambulance firebrigade all out.

Threw her baccy and lager down to the street below stood on the very edge of the gutter al-la titanic style arm outstretched and jumped on the pavedment form a good 40ft terreced house roof, she survived but the screams of pain were something else, can still hear the thud as she hit the floor.

she is a crackpot though, drugs, disturbance of the peace, constant police/ambulance callouts, theft, drug dealing etc etc etc, she wanted sectioning a long time ago, and now she probably is.

>>130738527
>what is a zero our contract?

A work contract where you have zero set hours. You just get called in when the manager needs you to work.

You could easily spend a few weeks without a shift then be expected to do 5 days of 12 hour shifts. Well over 1 million people are on those contracts in the UK and are often supplemented with benefits.

It's a system to allow corporations to save money and pay people less.

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>>130734624
Literally sat in the airport now

>>130738008

Jesus christ i've seen smaller artillery shells

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>>130738527
>what is a zero our contract?
they hire you to work only when they need you
i.e. you work 0 hours except for the hours that you're given
which means it's not a real job
so you lose all "real job" benefits and get fucked in the arse

>>130738527
>what is a zero hour contract?
You have a contract with the company to work for them with no set hours/schedule. Usually you'll get a call the day before/the morning asking you to work. Some weeks you might work 30 hours, some weeks they might not give you any hours, and because you have no set amount of hours they can basically fire you without any reason by just not giving you any hours anymore

>>130738633

Sounds horrific - hope she's ok.

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>>130734603

>>130738812
Where are you going?

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>>130737807

Get me some garlic cheese chips and you've a deal.

Seriously brit/pol/ should have a stag weekend-esque jaunt to Dublin for the craic. You'll all get laid, have a good time, won't be at risk of being run over or decapitated by a Mehmet.

>>130738633
If true you just doxxed yourself.

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I'M DOING MY PART!!!!

>ARE YOU???????

https://twitter.com/AceRimmerTwitte/status/877209177688428544

VID LITERRRRALLLLYYYY QUOTED....

BIG MANC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybpJoqv481U

>>130738446
what the fuck is this high school tier final cut pro "wind up camera" filter. Fuck they could've sped up the video to make it less obvious

I understand the idiocy of the song because of the age but the video itself wrecks it completely

>>130738322
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKQwgpaLR6o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFkcAH-m9W0

>>130738936
What if I get kneecapped?

>Exam in 1 hour 20 minutes
>Eating chicken tendies and chips for autism powers.

Wish me luck lads.

>>130738824
NOT IN YOUR ARSE YOU HAVE NOT

>>130737661
Long story short, foreskin was too tight, possibly a result of some kind of accident when I was a baby (think I somehow snapped my banjo-string and it healed back together wrong). Literally could not retract it without severe pain, think I only ever managed to pull it back twice while I still had it.
Was always too scared/embarrassed to go the docs about it.
Finally went when I was 20, they took one look and agreed it had to come off.
Now I'm cut like a kike or yank.

>>130738907
Off to Berlin at 6:00 in the morning then will be backpacking around Europe for a month with a couple of my oldest friends.

>>130739294
Sounds good.

>>130739211
Steerpike? More like SteerKIKE

>>130739294

Noice - have a good time lad.

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>>130738936
you seem pretty set on a /pol/ outing to dublin, youve made a few references to it
negl it sounds pretty fun
if it didnt necessitate going all the way to dublin, thats kinda far ngl

plus, I dont really wanna get kneecapped
ik thats probably not likely but it'd still be pretty embarrassing

>>130738857
>Sounds horrific - hope she's ok.

She survived and her injuries were reported as non life threatening in the local paper, maybe smashed her legs,arms, spine, pelvis etc or face in I dunno there was definately a lot of pain involved though.

I had to look away just as she was about to jump, I admire the ambulance crew for having to stand and watch and rush in right after she hit the floor

I don't know how people can give our medical staff such a hard time, verbal and phsyical abuse, it sickens me, I have a huge amount of respect for our ambulance crews etc after that call they have to go onto the next call with a smile on their face, and the next, and the next

>>130738936
ireland is a shithole

>>130739211
P H I M O S I S _ S T R I K E S _ A G A I N

Every second person on brit/pol/ seems to have it.

>>130738322
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=js-Yet5kskA

>>130739409
Kek, have been waiting to be called this ever since I chose the trip tbqh

So many possibilities for banter
>Steerkike
>Queerdyke
>Steerpikey

>>130738961
IF YOU HAVE A TWATTER
AND YOU ARE OF A MIND TO
REMIND @JK_ROWLING THAT HER CUNT IS GETTING DRIER BY THE SECONDUS FUCKHERMIONIGGERDEMONS

>THAT IS A LITERAL MAGIC SPELL

>>130738760
>>130738832
>>130738848
see
>>130739294

this is why corporations hire for zero hour contracts

Europeans think they're obligated to take months long vacations and expect all the benefits of being a full time employee. Last job I had I got two weeks of vacation and no pay raise at all, and I was fucking happy.

That was until Brexit catapulted Trump into the white house and eventually opened up our economy. That's why I decided to quit.

>>130739211
>they took one look and agreed it had to come off.

JEWED

>>130738947
>If true you just doxxed yourself

It's true, send me a pizza

>>130739797
I've just finished univseristy mate so was going to have a bit of fun before climbing onto the hamster wheel.

Is Independence Day the 23rd or 24th? Not sure if its counted as the day we vote or the day we got the results?

Cant wait to spam twitter with happy independence day and piss everyone off

>>130739973
I just finished too. Two fucking years ago. My commencement was on a Saturday and I started work that Monday.

>>130739595

Hope she gets the help she needs.

>I don't know how people can give our medical staff such a hard time, verbal and phsyical abuse, it sickens me, I have a huge amount of respect for our ambulance crews etc after that call they have to go onto the next call with a smile on their face, and the next, and the next

Aye me neither lad - they are a special breed.

>>130739102

Kek'd

>>130739973
I'M NOT IN THE FUCKING HAMSTER WHEEL RIGHT GODDAMN NOW. I QUIT BECAUSE I COULD SURVIVE A COUPLE OF MONTHS BEFORE I FOUND NEW WORK YOU STUPID FAGGOT.

>tfw one bionic arm from wanking

Can throw a tennis ball from Carlisle to Belfast.

>>130740087
Fair play mate, I don't have a job lined up yet so was going to get hunting once I'm back and have gone to a couple of festivals, last full summer to enjoy myself if you get me.

>>130739797
Zero hour contracts are nothing to do with holidays lad.

>>130740002
The day we voted, polls closed at 10pm so the decision was made on the day.

>>130740238
Never said you were I was speaking about myself

>>130734148
Fuck this weather. My body isn't designed for this. No sleep since Monday. It's a shit.

>>130740111
>Hope she gets the help she needs.

She's hard to describe but, she's a woman of questionable morals and well known to the police, I wish her no harm but she won't be missed.

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>>130740270
MY FUCKING JOB WAS LINED UP IN MARCH. LITERALLY TWO MONTHS BEFORE I EVEN GRADUATED YOU UNGRATEFUL FUCK.

>>130740316
>he actually believes this

you don't think businesses take the mandatory two month vacation law (mandated by the EU) into account when they hire people

you're just as retarded as the mainlanders

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>>130740154
LITTERRRALLLLLYYYYYYYYY

OLD SQUAD

https://twitter.com/AceRimmerTwitte/status/877342629544869889

Why's everyone still awake? Are we all NEETs? I am.

Is that gang business still going off in London?

>>130739642

Every country has the potential to be a shithole depending on ones perspective. If you're looking for a good degenerate weekend, easy pussy and fun times then Dublin is a great place.

>>130739040
>>130739501

Lads, Republic of Ireland isn't Northern Ireland. There is no kneecapping done down here and English people are generally welcome everywhere. English are the second largest demographic in the country.

Northern Ireland is your turf and those rabid porridge wogs are your property, not ours! They batter each other up there for wearing the wrong colour shoe laces or brand of clothing. Its less to do with sectarianism and more to do with insane bloodlust.

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literally my first job out of school was $25 an hour which is shit I should've been making $30 but I took it because I'm not a prissy Britfuck who needs to go tour the continent that they just separated from.

I thank god every night that I'm not you.

>>130740851
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72BrqGNvaT0

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Join me brothers in this coming conflagration.

Our Father, who art in heaven,
hallowed be thy Name,
thy kingdom come,
thy will be done,
on earth as it is in heaven.

Give us this day our daily bread.
And forgive us our trespasses,
as we forgive those
who trespass against us.

And lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from evil.

For thine is the kingdom,
and the power, and the glory,
for ever and ever. Amen.

>>130736337
OLD SQUAD PROUD
(DO NOT FUCK WITH US)

>>130741242
>$25 an hour which is shit
>not prissy

>>130740624
For a start, it isn't two months anywhere in Europe.

In the UK it's a minimum of 20 days and most companies paying more than minimum wage will actually offer more as a sweetener.

Zero hour contracts are pretty much solely for those in the service sector who are paid minimum wage. They're for people working in companies that are operating at the limits of acceptability and they will do whatever they can to squeeze the last bit of productivity out of people for as little as possible.

>>130740757

I'm just killing time before I've to go to the airport.

>>130738322

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaaZsBxWeiQ

>>130741242
You just sound like a cunt lad. It's 0300 here and we really don't need self absorbed Yanks shitting up the thread with their lack of knowledge and lies.

kṛṣṇa !!8ulOY0Lj8qr

Who's this guy lads? Apparently hes been going around talking smack about Christianity and saying paganism is better. He uses a bong flag too.

So after reading a bunch of articles and other info and reading between the lines, Darren was a nutjob with a deathwish. Am I wrong?

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>>130741394
WE ARE DOING ARE PART!!!!!

>ARE YOU??????

https://twitter.com/AceRimmerTwitte/status/877342629544869889

Where's Rimmer, lads? Haven't seen him about.

Police stationed at Regents Park Mosque allegedly tasered & arrested a guy attempting to attack worshippers exiting the mosque. #RegentsPark

>>130741613
ARE YOU GOING TO CRASH THE PLANE WITH NO SURVIVORS AND BE FOUND IN THE WRECKAGE AS THEY EXPECT BROTHER??????

>>130741700
You're right.

>>130741888
Pure speculation, but I think he got banned again for posting the czech orgy triplord pic (again)

>>130741404
I'm an electrical engineer in the greatest country on earth which also happens to be the worst country on earth when it comes to financing college (especially if you have wealthy parents). Unlike you we actually have to pay our debts.

>>130741478
>In the UK it's a minimum of 20 days
oh sorry but it's still much much higher than the average american worker...even I consider myself slightly lucky to have a full two weeks (albeit no increases ever at my old job)

>>130741634
it was 0300 when our planes took off and our boats dropped into the channel in 1944 you fucking pussy

>>130741888
>88 ▶
>Where's Rimmer, lads? Haven't seen him about.


LITERRRRAAALLLLLLYYYYYYYYYY


ABOVE YOU

>>130741945

The fire rises.

Crusader, crusader, please take me with you
The battle lies far to the east

Crusader, crusader, don't leave me alone
I want to ride out on your quest

I'm waiting, I'm waiting, to stand by your side
To fight with you over the sea

They're calling, they're calling, I have to be there

The holy land has to be free

>>130742090
We pay our debts too. It's taken straight out of our wages. Look it up next time.

>>130741888

Rimmer is sharing a bubble-bath with me right this minute, with candles.

seriously though he normally pisses of for a few days/gets a ban for posting Babs pics or lewds

>>130742043
He was probably involved in it the roguish bugger.

Last 2 digits of this post are how many years I have left to live

>>130742279
only if you make a certain wage out of school
>thinking this Yank doesn't understand British politics

>>130742389

Not bad anon, not a bad innings at all.

Let me have a go

>>130742611

well that's depressing

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Britain 2017 in a Nutshell

https://youtu.be/0jDiMA41cGU

>>130741945
True apparently. Mini-happening
https://twitter.com/zee_hadid/status/877337110713217025

Hahahahahaha, fucking hell, look at his post history and what got deleted http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/username/Not+Bomber+Rimmer/tripcode/!!Fg3pGR2dmwZ/

Come back rimmer.

>>130742090

Because it's nowhere near the best country on earth.

It always makes me laugh that septics take pride in being a wage slave with no workers rights so Microsoft can make another billion tax free.

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>>130741888
>>130742043

OH, YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT THE "NOT ME" RIMMER...

I ALWAYS THOUGHT HE WAS GAY

>THIS IS ME:
https://twitter.com/AceRimmerTwitte/with_replies

PS: TRIPFAGS ARE CUNTS
t. OLD SQUAD
(DO NOT FUCK WITH US) - EVER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQc8s-2oHxM
PLEASE TRY US.....

>>130742090
>proud of debt slavery

>>130742008
Thank you for confirming brit anon. I'm sure you're trustworthy and love vidya

>>130742090
>even I consider myself slightly lucky to have a full two weeks
Imagine being this much of a wage slave cuck

What a shit country

>>130742854
>Microsoft can make another billion tax free
t. barclays bank employee

>>130743110
>Imagine being this much of a wage slave cuck
that's why I quit

EVERYTIMEITRAINS

>YOUR HEAD

>>130743147
So you're simultaneously saying that good holidays are wrong and that you want them?

kys lad

>>130742823

My sides

all those frog pictures, wojaks, Kristens Babs and semi lewds, he does make me laugh 2bh

>>130743147

Just get a backbone and talk to a union.

You can have a normal working relationship, it's not a dichotomy between wage slavery and NEET parasitism.

>>130742892
OOOH IT GETS COLD..IT GETS LONELY

ON THE OTHER SIDE FROM YOU!

>>130741256

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QccLy8498yg

>>130743417
after time...but not a MANDATORY MINIMUM of 20 days


>>130743532
>union
I engineers don't unionize they give their "fuck yous" directly to the employer itself

I guess I'll end this thread by saying Britain sucks and I'd invite you all to come to America but we are full so you can all fuck off.

Toodles,

~~~America~~~

>>130743147
ADMIT IT TO YOURSELF
>YOU DID NOT QUIT, .... YOU WERE SACKED FOR BEING A WHINY LOSER.

LEARN AND MOVE ON BY CONSIDERING HOW TO BETTER YOURSELF.

>IT'S ALL LOVE BABE.
BE HAPPY, HEALTHY AND SUCCESSFUL.
DON'T LISTEN TO THE #LOSERS...

REMEMBER: MISERY LOVES COMPANY!!!

>>130743815

What the fuck are you talking about...

Engineers are skilled labour and thus have always had very strong unions. Working alone rather than in combination is just a quick way to get fired.

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>>130743575

KATIE
MELLOWS
MY
H8Y...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaPxkEmshrM

>>130743815
Jesus Christ. I cannot imagine thinking so little of myself that I believed that I should have not even a week off each year to enjoy myself, spend time with my family, explore the world and relax.

>>130744188

It's even worse in Japan if you think the USA is bad.

>been stupidly hot since Sunday
>not been able to sleep properly because of it
>been a cool, windy day all of Tuesday, expected to be the same tomorrow
>I'm in bed with fever and now can't sleep because of illness

Fuck my life.

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>>130744188
>tfw get 32 days off a year PLUS statutory
Public sector master race

So I heard /leftypol/ comes on here and /sg/ to push "class consciousness"

>>130744503

Where can I get a lovely smoking jacket like that from?

>>130744159
So there's two Rimmers then? How'd that happen?

Anyone else see that Hospital documentary on the BBC two? Pretty eerie watching all the phones go off at the same time during the meeting.

>>130744992
Savile Row

>>130744358
Yeh but Japan is full of literal robotic ants

Anything less than 5 weeks off/year is cuckoldry.

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COME ON COME ONBABY
COME ON COME ANGEL
COME ON COME DARLING


EXCLUSIVE
>ONLY FOR YOU

>LET ME STEAL THIS MOMENT FROM YOU
NOW

LET'S EXCHANGE...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQxSzBan9ZM

>>130745351
WE ALL END UP
AS A PARTICLE
IN A PLANETERY RING...

>SOME CALL IT VALHALLA

>>130734148
<WHO
>CALLS ME
<FROM THE OTHER
>SIDE
<OF THE STREET

>>130745550

I'm not going all the way to London to get one of those.

M&S will have to do.

>>130744992
Ebay
https://www.ebay.co.uk/sch/i.html?_from=R40&_trksid=p2380057.m570.l1311.R1.TR12.TRC2.A0.H0.Xsmoking+jac.TRS0&_nkw=smoking+jacket&_sacat=0

>>130745828
YOU HAVE TO GET THERE ON YOUR OWN, BROTHER.....

>GODS SPEED

>>130745867
Savile Row shops all have websites you can order from. If not, though, you'll have decent tailors near you. Support local businesses.

POTENTIAL HAPPENING

>Police tazer a man who attacks people at mosque
https://twitter.com/miqdaad/status/877341156249542658

What country are you moving to lads? Sick of this shit, going to learn some skills and fuck off to New Zealand or some shit

>>130746593

I'm not going to be a spineless coward and stay here since things are finally coming up Millhouse.

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>>130742823
>tfw some frog autist has been replying to you every day for over a year

>>130746749
>One bloke runs over a Muslim and immediately gets his shit kicked in

Nothing has changed.

Not gay, but as a misc. thought I have to think the purest and most enduring (not most desirable or anything, just purest as in "most loving") form of love has to be the love two men feel for one another.

>>130746457
WHAT THE FUCK NIGEL
WHY COULDN'T THEY SHOOT HIM?

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MY KATIE
WILL
DONK
FOR YOUR
EDIFICATION
>SHE IS SO HOT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuQDkx2oUnA

TOTAL
>BLINGE-A-TRONIQUE

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HAPPENING?

>>130746593
If I had to, probably the US. I've always liked the North west. But as >>130746749 pointed out, I have no immediate reason to go.

Also New Zealand is just as bad if you are moving on purely political grounds.

>>130747203
http://www.9news.com.au/world/2017/06/21/12/30/armed-youths-storm-london-surburb

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>>130747374
P A R T
A
R
C
E
L

Also, night lads, going to bed

Potentially was a muslim who attacked the other muslims. Please be true, would BTFO all the people in the hashtag saying its white far right extremism before they even have any facts

https://twitter.com/seed30_Greek/status/877355190969671680

>>130747176

>= BLINJ
>=A
>=TRON
>=NNNNN NIQUE

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>>130747203
>>130747374

Soon

>>130747672
>frog emoticons in user name

Sounds reliable.

Lads I've got a dilemma, girlfriend won't let me watch right-wing political videos on youtube any more, what should I do?

>>130747978
Well to be fair, its no less reliable than all the other unbased claims people are making

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Tell me, why is America so much better than Britain?

>>130747741
>>130747862

WAIT.................................... ........................ ................................. ................................................................. .....................................................

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raqF9qsakY4

>>130747077
Lol How old is this guy?

http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/117745301/#q117748322

>>130748045
tell her she's the real fascist for denying your freedums

>>130748045
Surprise her with a large animal cage and tell her to get in.

>>130748157
Give me a tldr on this georgia shit

>>130748157

I can't because it isn't.

Lads I think I smell gas

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STAY ALERT ROOKIE

IT'S NOT ABOUT YOU...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szZaN1ptVw4&t=7s

>BASIC
>FIELD
>DRESSING

45

>>130748610
Take deep breaths

>>130748610
no way. do you drink liquids as well

Found a really fat woman who was popular with college neets forty years ago. Crap singer, sounds like a banshee.
Kate Bush.
Will continue to post old irrelevant links of her for multiple Brit/pol threads until it becomes annoying.

>>130748462
Jews in NYC and California poured $60 million dollars into the Georgia Congressional campaign of an out-of-state Jew heralded as the next Obama amid wall to wall mainstream media fanfare and favorable polls, and lost.

>>130735680

Dont cut them in half m8, if you cut them in half they wiggle more and you have the cut the halves in halves, then the quarters into sixteenths and it never stops.

>>130749288
kek, nice one.

>>130747374
>>130747203
>youths
So Muslims?

>>130749148

She's popular with uni NEETs now.

>>130749119
<AND THIS CROSS
>IS YOUR HEART
<AND THIS LINE
>IS YOUR PULSE

Hehehe, this is rimmers more recent trip's post history, showing only deleted posts.

Good for a laugh, shows that he got banned for the orgy pic I think
http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/tripcode/%21%21FJ60XUrqjrt/deleted/deleted/

>>130734588
Oh my god that was a woman?

>>130749406
They probably relate to her obesity and wailing.

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>>130749552
I AM NOT HERE....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfZqmVjkSYw&list=PLhOgWV4HCxgusV35r81WDLBON92W4C0gO

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>>130735680

Even our worms are better than yours.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lambton_Worm

>>130748045
Your girlfriend doesn't love you any more and she's giving you one final shit test (that you're failing) before she cheats on you again with Chad

>>130736385

Hate to be that cunt, but unless he aimed for his head and neck i'm not sure a third floor jump would do the job... 9.8 m/s squared and all, prob woudlnt hit terminal velocity unless you jumped from at least 7 or 8 floors up.

Third floor jump would probably break your legs, fuck your organs and leave you paralyzed shitting in a bag.

Oh fuck it's 4am

>>130738618

Ill be honest, i only know who mosley is because of brit/pol/

>>130738618

Yes, Mosley and Powell are well remembered.

tfw too smart to stay awake when its hot

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>>130751124
>>130750831
thanks

http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/819444/police-fighting-stamford-hill-london-riot-stabbing-sword-machete-helicopter

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OLD SQUD
>OUT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QyqLJlNGe8

GOODNIGHT DARLING SWEETHEARTS.

I LOVE YOU.

>>130750831

Then you must have never been to school because he's on the national curriculum.

>>130751337
This could morph into a bigger happening.

>>130751337
>>130751676
Remember how the 2017 riots started? At first it was just a walk organised by the family of Mark Duggan, then London was burning.

>>130742043

/pol/ is an 18+ board, why would you get banned for that, unless the mods are just trying to prevent constant porn shitposting, which is understandable i guess.

Surely its about context though.

>>130750204
I have heard that six storeys is a minimum for anything like a quick painless death. You won't survive a fall from lower but you won't go quickly either.

>>130742823

I can respect the commitment.

Seems that the only thing stopping Trump from bombing North Korea is the 3 U.S citizens NK has detained there.

Or perhaps he is saving up a war with NK for the next election cycle.

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Death to traitors
Freedom for Britain

>>130753335
I wonder what other thread got my thumbnail.

>>130753352
I'd kek so hard if the tories didn't manage to pass the queen's speech

>>130751793
You never know, there are some similarities.

>Man waving shoe horn in Regents Park
http://news.met.police.uk/news/incident-in-regents-park-247610

New

>>130753794

>>130753794

>>130753794

>>130753794

>>130753794

>>130753794

>>130752795
That pose... I've seen it before...

>>130753992
kek

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>>130751804
I was warned the other day for posting a Emily Blunt topless photo on Brit/pol/. Think the janitors are trying to keep it mostly clean.

>>130754520
and that not what was supposed to be posted...WTF

>>130751519

I'm 29 m8, i suspect the BUF were not on it when i was at school, or i just dont remember, with me doing a levels and two degrees afterwards...

In history we did the typical, tudors, war of the roses, romans, world war 1,, aztecs, apartheid stuff. English was the typical shakespeare, but we oddly did some pretty good scifi like daniel keyes flowers for algernon.

>>130754520
>I was warned the other day for posting a Emily Blunt topless photo on Brit/pol/. Think the janitors are trying to keep it mostly clean.

Its understandable to keep off topic porn posting down, but page three brit totty topless is a big british culture thing.

>>130753992

Sounds like a load of old cobblers.

>>130754944
I was disappointed. But it is life.