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The Fall of Bill Burr

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>Be this man
>One of the greatest comedians of your generation
>Start small working at strip malls and bars
>Grind and grind and grind
>Go on O & A five hundred times
>Refine your craft, find your voice
>Years go by
>Comedy gets sharper. More insightful
>One day your collectively roast Philadelphia on the cuff
>Slowly your specials start building steam
>Become a voice of sanity and reason
>Call out the cucks
>Rail against marriage
>Destroy the feminists
>Don't get a house you have no freedom
>Play the drums and get drunk, watch football, travel the world
>Made It.Jpeg
>HolyShitImNearlyFifty
>Marry a literal SJW succubus
>She ruins your podcast
>Last two specials bomb
>Gets rid of your drums
>Makes you get a dog, then get rid of it
>Can't talk to your friends anymore
>Makes you into a cuck
>Now you work for her, own a house you never wanted
>She uses her connections for her "movie career"
>Have a kid that you're not sure is yours
>Wew lad the Greeks couldn't write this shit
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>>130731965
True but the only good commie is a dead commie
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>>130731965
Patrice is attempting to roll in his very stuffy grave
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>>130731965
>that you're not sure is yours
sauce me
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>>130732625
I feel like Patrice was a couple years from blowing up. But his shit was too real. He would have to dumb it down and become less "agressive" looking to normal people, like Kevin Hart. He's shit was incredibly on point. He'd probably break Stephen Colbert tiny little mind
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>>130732878
this nigger
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>>130731965
>Have a kid that you're not sure is yours

Where's the pasta about that? I haven't seen that anywhere outside /tv.
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>>130732878
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Link and a pic
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Proof he was just playing to a target audience.
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>>130733057
there isn't a future in which Patrice isn't dead from diabetus
it was a part of him just as strong as his comedy and terrible taste in hats
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>>130733448
christ almighty

that poor bastard
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Burr that's cold *shivering*
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>>130731965
just listen to the man's podcast

this is all truth.

sad.
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It makes no sense. He would have had a decent pick at any white women.
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>>130733501
Good rule of thumb. Balding gingers are always cucks
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>>130731965
>>130733448
can we convince him to drop his wife and "child"
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>>130731965
is the thing about the dog true?
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i didnt know she was a nigress, i just knew she was a bad person due to the dog killing and drum banishment.

wow. poor bill.

he did it to himself.

no sympathy.
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>>130733905
Gave up ten years of his life. Comedians kill with women. He got the fear. Didn't want to die alone. So went for the nuclear option.
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>>130733946
>cuckholdry is a bad thing
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>>130733448
surprised paternity tests aren't mandatory by now
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>>130734341
This
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>>130734321
yes

proof

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q50uyJMB4KA
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>>130733448
Sad. Just sad...
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>>130731965
Now he's all over Colbert and MSM. He married a nigger and will get a TV show from it.
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>>130734341
She killed a dog?
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>>130734818
i listened to the podcast again, they gave it away turns out or so they say

not as bad, but shes still a cunt
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>>130731965
Hey bro, I also listen to his podcast. Podcastbros.
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>>130734688
Colberts gone off the deep end.
Uber creepy vibes with Andrew Garfield. Kissed him btw. Was weird with Bill in an interview a few nights ago. And was a cunt to Oliver Stone. Dude did a legit 4 part interview with Putin and couldn't deal with a different point of view.
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Is Bill Burr a homosexual?
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>>130734818
They gave it away. He talks about seeing the dog a few times. The dog was abused, not something you want to raise a child around. No probs with that.
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>>130734533
Doesn't seem like it. Seems like the dog was unadjusted and a ticking time bomb.

Fucking sad though, man ):

Dog brehs are real brehs...
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>>130734926
Shes ruined the podcast. She's his Yoko Ono. He's comedy has bombed in recent years. Incredibly shit. Hopefully he does a Dave Chappelle and can find a different way. I have hope for the bastard. Feel affection for him like no other celebrity. Like one of the good guys won.
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>>130734495
Shit, anon. In some places they're illegal.
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>>130734688
RGIII was a cornball brother. His favorite band was probably like The Swans or something, swear to god.
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>>130734688
Money whores aren't worthy.
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He'll never top the Arnold bit.
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>>130734818
>empty space
I'll take dark energy for 500, Alex.
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>>130735482
Yeah, like in France.

>your wife gets pregnant
>shits out a half coon
>you have to pay child support because you can't prove it isn't yours
>if you try to get a paternity test, you'll get screwed even more

CAPTCHA: French street signs
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>>130735174
>Colberts gone off the deep end.
>Uber creepy vibes with Andrew Garfield. Kissed him btw
ewww
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>>130736144
That's fucking disgusting.
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>>130735621
Iink
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>>130731965
You burn the coal you pay the toll.
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>>130731965
His animated series "F is for Family" will go down as the greatest adult cartoon of all time, mark my words, and these gets
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>>130736404
Dude not joking. There was something incredibly creepy about it. I've gone clubbing in SF. Lots of faggots around doing gay shit didn't bother me. But they was something predatory in his eyes
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>>130731965
Patrice's death was the beginning of the end for him.
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And yet, Stanhope is still just Stanhope.
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>>130735454
I call her Coco Ono.
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>>130736815
>>130736815
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>>130736815
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>>130736791
Stanhope is a bit overrated. He reminds me of some of my old alcoholic friends.
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This is Burr's best bit imo, and this is how he'll probably end up as well:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsJJdkZVMig
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>>130736791

He's not funny though. He's a crazy fucker who tells outrageous stories about himself and rants for 4 hours about Hitler
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>ITT: autists mad that a man found love and happiness.
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>>130736815
Oh fuck that's nice.
Almost as good as the guy in the bawleeted spider thread where that one dude talked about toy spiders coming to life being a sure sign of the happening happening.
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>>130731965
Patrice was the only thing keeping Burr & CK from going full cuck routine

O'Neal would be destroying them right now for how pathetic they all are

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bq3yvQkG_3s
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>>130737284
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>>130737161
I saw Doug live one time and he had the alkie shakes on stage. Had to sit down on a stool and cross his arms to keep from dropping the mic.
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>>130736791
the only true god
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>>130737375
Patrice was literally raising a kid that wasn't his own.
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>>130736704
Link clip? Body language of assertive predatory dominance is fascinating
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>>130737270
>>130737161
He's great for those reasons though.
And he's the only goy com I've ever heard pull off a legit critique of jewry-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss4X-h9RAZ4

There are funnier comedians, of yeah. But they always seem to end up like Burr. Even Carlin ended up a whiny old complaining fart at the end.
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>>130737466
Yeah, he is like the guy who everyone knows is a mess, but he is entertaining/mildly entertaining, so people egg him on. I don't think it's worth being that much of a degenerate to be funny.
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>>130737590
He was also a massive swinger, refused to marry, and loved getting his nipples sucked while having his balls played with.

He was a complex man with much wisdom to share

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0_vWOMRG0o
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>>130737454
I thinks she's a nasty horse looking bitch, but he is happy and loves her. And that's all that matters to him.
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>>130737454
Good lord she is hideous.
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>>130731965
How many years until his divorce?

I give it two.
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>>130737942
>but he is happy and loves her
I cannot wait until she divorces him, the material when he loses it will be top notch
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>>130738092
What if he doesn't? What are you going to do then? Cum in your sock?
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>>130737897
For sure, I'm kind of glad he didn't have to suffer through this SJW bullshit nowadays.
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>>130731965
His last special didn't exactly bomb in my opionion, it was surely different. He experimented with a lot of different reactions. Wasn't as funny as the others for sure.

His wife is a huge SJW. I would say that she can be converted maybe, but it's impossible with a black woman for sure since that's what got her into show business in the first place.
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>>130737466
I just saw him a month ago. He was definitely drunk as shit. Still made me laugh my ass off. And my friend, at the end, asked how Bingo was doing. Doug went off for ten minutes about them and sounded more sober than the entire set. Have nothing but well wishes for that guy and her.
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>>130731965
I get sad whenever I hear him on Rogan's podcast, he sounds so... dead inside.
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>HOLD ON! HOLD ON! HOLD OOOOOOOOONNNNN!
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>>130735454
Yeah I remember not laughing at his special that was shot in b/w.
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>>130738092
how could people help speed up the process...
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>>130738092
>I cannot wait until she divorces him
And that's a pretty nasty wish leaf.
Why would you wish misery upon a man that has done nothing to you? Does the black void that is your existence make you hate and wish ill on others? Does it make you feel better about yourself?
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>>130737779
The man does not care. That's what's admirable to me. He's someone who goes out into public and takes aim at assholery and takes the risk of "bullets" for those of us who feel we've too much to lose. That's what a good comedian does, even if he's not drop-dead hilarious. He says what we think, so at least there's a voice saying it. The fact that he's done everything he can to waste himself yet still keeps kicking just makes it all the sweeter.
Lesser men would have offed themselves.
He even lives in a state that's mostly inhabited by people who would want him in prison or dead, for the fun of it.
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>>130736791
Stanhope is who he is, that's what I love about him. He doesn't change like a fucking ADHD infested dunce like Rogan and Burr
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>>130731965
>One of the greatest comedians of your generation
Bullshit. He was never more than C-grade mediocre comedian at best.
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>>130734341
Those eyes....
he's dead inside
Gais...
He's dead
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>>130738474
She seems like the type that's going to wait whatever the minimum amount of years it takes to get the ultimate payout in divorce court. Anyone know what that is in California?
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>>130735539
>I heard he votes republican.
BEST
SPORTSCENTER
EVER
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>>130736791
I fuckin' love Stanhope, but he's barely funny anymore. He's too goddamn slow, and his whole "fuck having kids and fuck the planet" shtick has been worn thin.
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>>130738823
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkjGx0RMQTg
this is his best special

this is one of the greatest bits in comedy. Yes one of the best bits ever. Its that good. He is that good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uZSI9s5z7c
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>>130737942
She has been unemployed for the past few years and lives 100% off him, much like a leech. Eventually she will divorce him.
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>>130731965
I was so shocked that the last few specials kind of cuck for black people and attack white people. Then I see he married an ugly woman! This is a rich and famous manly man at the top of his game, and he picks an ugly ass broad with a bad attitude? I started to realize even his marriage to her was a weird virtue signaling. He's become a huge dissapointment to dudes everywhere
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>>130736613
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool


that show sucks
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>>130731965
Too many comedians and ecelebs and the like are generally unprincipled and basically nobody ever knows where any of them are coming from, from a genuine place or a contrived one to appeal to a certain base. He's just another George Carlin wannabe, like that cuck Jim Jefferies...give me a break. Those same old, tired, stressed and elongated liberal talking points taking that cheap shot at America. Pfffft.
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>>130733448

Well I guess he paid the toll. Couldn't he have bought a nice wife from Eastern Europe?
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>gets divorce
>loses house, his jag, drums, the kid
>broken shell of a man

And that is when you tune in to his new special. A happy mans comedy is never as good as broken mans
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>>130731965
He married a shitskin and got played. Bill Burr is so close to being an alpha male, but then he goes on and on about racists and how hitler is so bad without realizing the amount of propaganda that went into making him look bad and using hitler as a club against all political oppenents - and you realize Burr has been brainwashed as well. Hey Billy Boy, the blacks don't fuckin care about you. Patrice O'neal was a very rare individual. But black people don't care about you bud. Keep working toward individualist realism and stop drinking the diversity kool-aid.
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>>130739281
Its actually decent. But like most shit today is living of this nostalgia 70/80's fetish that is infesting society. No one can come up with original shit.
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>>130731965
Bill Burr is annoying. He has good jokes but something about him just annoys the fuck out of me and I can't listen.
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>>130734341
That's what he gets for marrying a monkey.
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>>130731965

i really liked him. i still enjoy his humor etc. but man, he really pussied out there towards the end. I know I know, comics can't get too political without alienating half the fans. But god damn, he is far to intelligent to just shrug shit off and act like a clueless dumbass. I didn't buy it then & I still don't buy it now. He just doesn't want it to affect his career. Sucks.
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>>130738758
Rogan's comedy never really made me laugh, but his shit on the podcast can be great.
And he's the best interviewer in the US, when it comes to actual interesting guests.
The Hancock/Carlson episodes are among the best stuff I've ever seen on youtube, or in video format for that matter.

And it's always a riot when Joe and Alex get together.
Speaking of AJ-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVPBbM7GkrQ
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ya fucked up bill, should have been listening to your own shit
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>>130732625
>>130733057
Would Patrice have been able to break through Billy's white guilt?
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>>130738307
It didnt bomb i agree, it had some great parts but i didnt like it as much as his previous b/w/ special.

His wife is irredeemable btw. Anytime shes on the podcast she is spewing some ridiculous shit and even when its clearly false bill just rolls over. There is no un-sjw'ing her its over the only thing to hope for is that bill realises this

Also does anyone know exactly what the fuck she even does? Like from what i can gather she just spends his cash for him?
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>>130733448
>be ginger manlet
>marry sheboon
>have weird nigger ginger midget kids with boston accents
jesus fucking christ
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>>130738887
He's long gone..
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>>130731965

women...not even once.
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>>130739171
The man's a comedic genius, no doubt, but you don't get to be funny by having a good life. Say what you will about funny being genetic, but it also helps to be a little fucked in the head.
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>>130739774
>white guilt
I'm 31 years old and I'm still baffled by this concept.
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>>130739596
I'm sort of the reverse. I find Rogan's comedy really interesting and engaging, except for some of his dirty bits. His podcast is a godsend, he's a good conversationalist at times but he flip flops on his take on things.
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>>130739596
Pretty much summed up my thoughts on him. Your average Libertarian Dude, but a fantastic conversationalist, listening to his podcast 5 days a week at work is easy because it's so well structured.
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>>130735382
Yeah it's like nobody heard him say the dog has attacked literally everyone they bring by the house.
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>>130738610
He's a comedian, and it would prove the point of one of his own argument he made

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWuFQGrWda8

Just gonna be funny, seeing as he's a comedian and all
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>>130739850
SNARLING OVER YOUR TRUST FUND
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>>130739568
This too. His whole "lmao they both suck" stuff is clearly too dumb for him and hes doing it to not disturb the water. It makes sense for his career i guess but fuck if it does shit you when you hear him go off on other stuff then act dumb all day about this stuff
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>>130733057
The Jews would never ever ever have allowed that.
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>>130731965
I can overlook his cuckoldry and fugly wife for telling Philly the truth - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNnkDjMVJqE

That city really is trash, so are the people living in it
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>>130739774
Would have kept him from fucking himself up this hard for sure
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Oh fuck
I can't stand to listen to his fucking podcast anymore

That whole fucking month before and after the election were insufferable
>Hey that bernie guy, yeah he was the one who was going to stop the banks
>Trump is X, Y, Zed
>B-b-b-b-b-but hillarys bad too guys ahaha, please continue listening

Anytime Nia is on it instantly turns even worse
>"What? West World"
>"I'm not going to watch a show about WHITE PEOPLE"
>"SO THAT MEANS BILLY BOY YOU'RE NOT GOING TO EITHER"

I wouldn't be surprised if he killed himself honestly
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>>130739811
I think she's done some voice acting and has been on some shows as an extra actor or something.

The whole "fuck marriage man, why do we need a paper lol" is such a stupid way to go. Marriage is no joke. Jordan Peterson was talking about it in his last lecture.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ifi5KkXig3s&t=25s
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>>130733448
0 proofs
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>>130731965
>She ruins your podcast
i turn the shit off the second she comes on and wait for next week's podcast
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>>130738610
Burn the coal, pay the toll you fucking ingrate.
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>>130740219
Remember, his dad is/was a dentist. This is classic dentist type thinking - find a way to circumvent touchy subjects, hopefully with a laugh.

t. Dental student
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>>130738927
EVEN FUCKING LITERAL RETARDS DON'T HOVERHAND.

WEEABOO BETA FAGGOTS BTFO
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>>130731965
>ruined his podcast
she isn't on the podcast all the time and he calls out her bullshit all the time
>last two specials bomb
the newest one wasn't so good but his specials have done well especially because of Netflix
>gets rid of your drums
he got rid of the drums himself and he has a brand new kit AND rents a recording space 20 minutes from his house that he can play in without his wife bitching
>the dog
it was a fucking pitbull, enough said
>can't talk to your friends
he STILL goes out getting shitfaced with Virzi
>>130733448
there is no evidence for this other than a 4chan post. I mean I wouldn't be shocked if it's true but come on people
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>>130731965

>Roast Philadelphia

He came out crying like a bitch because he can't handle bants. Then just ranted off lazy Philly stereotype jokes.
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>>130739596
>And he's the best interviewer in the US (...)

You're not lying, man. My buddy was actually on his show and he said it was pretty much like they had booze + bud, discussed a couple of things they'd cover in the interview, agreed to shoot the shit, have fun, and kinda wing it.

He said after the inteview, Rogan kind of just gave him advice on how to deal with other people interviewing him, steering convertsations, and the like. He made it seem like Rogan is a huge wealth of knowledge when it comes to bullshitting your way through TV.
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>>130740366
>some voice acting
Yeah so shes pretty much using his cash, nice

>>130740566
i remember he said he worked in one but didnt know his dad was one.

>tfw you always toe the line in class as well
>tfw also dental student
...is this normal?
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>>130740265
God damn I forgot how nasty he slayed that place.
My uncle lives there and holy shit is the city shit.
Franklin would nuke it from the earth.

Took balls to stand up there and antagonize those people. Even if he was rocked out on coke or booze.
Just shows how far he's fallen. He told Philly off like a madman but won't tell his woman to make a sandwich.
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Anyone has pictures of his wife's child?
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>>130733448
you burn the coal, you pay the toll
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>>130741111
Amazing that such a kip of a city is in such a Based State.
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>>130731965
Bill Burr is still crushin' it, OP is a fag.
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>hey whats going on its bill burr and its time for the thursday afternoon just before friday monday morning podcast and iiiiiiim just checkin in on ya
>oh its the lovely nia, grab a microphone nia
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>>130740870
What do you mean by toeing the line?

If you're predental, I remember predents usually being more industrious and assertive than pre-meds, on average.
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>>130736815

Choco Ono?
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>>130737454
He wants to be put down
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>>130740219
yeah is pretty dumb saying that both sucked... Bill Burr think that Trump is the best friend of Israel or something, we still need that war with Iran though
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>>130740759
JR, for all his DUDE shit, knows how to talk with folks in a way to get information without being a bore and without being antagonistic. Those shitheads on MSM news hour shows can't even come close to that level of debate. And not because they're stressed for time. Rogan can make a 15 minute conversation with a good guest into pure gold. He plays the "dumb guy" either intentionally or because he is, with good effect, because it elicits simple, direct conversation about a topic in a format that's straight to the meat and potatoes.
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>>130741431
more like drill the oil
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>>130740666
I can't wrap my fucking mind around the hoverhand phenomenon. If you're too fucking scared to touch a girl then just don't move your hand near her at all. It's so simple.
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>>130741811
As in i dont like discussing this stuff in dent school either the same way bill avoids it. Kinda hypocritical of me i suppose but ones made it and the other hasnt i guess.

Pre-dent?? Is that what people are just doing science courses and want to do dent? I never understood that in america. Here you say youre dental student if youre actually in, same for med.

How're you cavities btw brah
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>>130741341
They won't release pics. I bet it's blacker than the ace of spades
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>>130741587
dude I want him to succeed. Trust me. Everyone on this board loves him. It's like when one of your friends shacks up with and everyone knows it's a mistake then they go ahead and marry. And there's one person that is holding the other back but they are too whipped to see it
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>>130736598

BASED DOG
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>>130739171
thats sucks.

this is funnier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zv8d_ry-u-Q
i don't give a fuck if its the patron saint of cucks
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>>130737964

Maybe that's the joke.
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what happened to
>i like a guy who speaks his mind
to
>how did such a racist piece of shit get elected

dont get married
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>>130741931
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>>130732625
doesn't he fuck trannies what a fag
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>>130740686
Bill, I....
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>>130731965
>Overly self important
>Rail against marriage
>Don't get married until almost 50
Sounds like your average run of the mill retard to Mr
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>>130742471
I find that snarky comments are really effective. For instance, after Trump was elected and the libs started whining, I made a comment like, "Interesting how you're still deluding yourself after being so thoroughly debunked."
I've never been directly confronted. Libs will be much more reserved if they realize they're not alone, and people are too concerned about maintaining professional relationships to push things too far.

The flip side is, you have to work a little harder to be friendly to maintain your relationships.

Professors I just agree with.

____
Preps were shit at first. Then I discovered I had a very slight lazy eye - patches corrected that. Now usually top mark or just below that. How about you?
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>>130736791
He isn't funny though. Take that quote for example, it's not true or remotely insightful. Being an angry loser and smarter than the average American doesn't make you a good comedian
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>>130742188
niceee new meme, you drill for oil and you dilute the soil
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>>130732328
fpbp
and OP is right
probably a leaf, though
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>>130740686
t. Billy's wife
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>>130742227
It's just insecurity.
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>>130733448
fuck that's sad
F
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>>130731965

I still love Bill but his shit is pretty weak lately, don't know about his cartoon show though. His last special was all pretty tame except there was a funny part in the middle of it but I can't remember exactly what it was. I don't know if his wife is to blame I just think he changed after and got a little more pussy in his commentary, I wish he ranted about conspiracy stuff and shit.
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>>130744175
>Professors I just agree with.
yeah this. Peers ive found to be either cool or libs who never talk about stuff so it worked out ok. Only time i laughed was when i heard someone actually say the "rural voting retards" copypasta in real life.

Yeah they getting good now. For some reason we're still learning amalgam as well so your cavity looks much too thin to what i normally cut. Once i reach posterior composites that pic i think will start to make sense.
Going broke buying all these teeth to drill as well, dent school is expensive as fuck with these articulators i wish someone had told me to work some more before getting in
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>>130737284
> bong doesn't listen to the podcast or last special, and can't tell how bill's free falling to madness and despair
shouldn't you be praying, ahmed?
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>>130740686

she's more high test than him
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>>130733448
shit poor Billl
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>>130735174
I watched Colbert make an excuse to stare at Kristen Stewart's pokies. She had a t-shirt with no bra and he chose to play with her necklace.
Total creep
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>>130742227

it's about trying to be respectful and avoiding intimate contact with someone you're not intimate with. It's not his fault that society finds it acceptable to just grab a woman like that yet somehow slapping her ass is suddenly against the rules. Same thing for kissing the face, that's intimate games you should be respectful and shake her hand instead unless you wanna fug
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>>130731965
>>One day your collectively roast Philadelphia on the cuff
god that was amazing
>Marry a literal SJW succubus
fuck me i didn't even know

(spreadem: http://imgur.com/a/WIKHC)
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>>130731965
didn't mention his wife is black
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>>130740759

Who is your friend
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>>130734688
Dude this picture just triggers me so fucking much.. How can such polar opposites marry? Like i fucking hate race mixing but at least both be attractive or ugly?
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>>130739971
>I'm 31 years old and I'm still baffled by this concept.

>>b white in the US
>>b barraged by stories of how ebil da white minz iz by White passing Jewess cunts black nubian quaingz and man-hating shitlib midget lesbian white wimminz
>>get regularly shit on by low-iq monkeys who can do anything they please, say anything they please without consequence...like fuck with a young white kid, bully him, kick his ass a few times
>>try to forget you attend school to learn, become educated, find your strengths/weaknesses
>>don't look too bright because you become a bigger target
>>have fully cucked shitlib parents that eventually divorce over stupid shit
>>wish it would all just stop
>>finally say fuck the world, take a low=paying, meaningless, menial dead-end job
>>go postal at work
>>everybody wonders "Why?"
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I knew he was a pathetic cuck form the beginning. Remember those anti american jokes he would only make abroad? Pathetic
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>be white
>sleep with black women
>rouse /pol/'s sympathy

he's still got it
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>>130746995

He is in the NFL. (Not good, but still in the NFL)
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>>130736598
Did the dog knock her up?
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>>130746995

he gets off on fucking a slave, and she's going to take at least half of his money. win win.
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>>130739827
Not really carrying the mantle of white pride there, is he
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>>130733448
his wife looks like a fucking tranny. he's probably a closet faggot -- lot of those "tough" boston mics are gay
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>>130746995

she's average looking desu
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>>130734341
and she's fucking hideous. his old material he'd talk about living in NYC after college and staying hot white college girls. w t f
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>>130746995
that chick is average af. and rgiii is worth like $50M ... marrying her proves he's a schmuck.
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>>130731965
>makes you get rid of the dog

No way, what the fuck? Really?
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>>130733946
How though, this guy used to say the most racist shit Ive ever heard back on O&A.
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>>130733448
I can barely stand it. Poor Billy Boy. He became nigger food because he was lonely.

Welp! Back to the purge. Plenty of room in Africa.
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>>130734341
Goddam, her shoulders are wider than Billy's

How come all sheboons are manly as fuck? The average niggress probably has higher test levels than the average white men
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>>130740686
>Bily Boy isn't that beta g-g-guys
His sheboon SJW isn't always shit everything while he fakes too disagree for 5 seconds to defer to his QUEEN
>happy wife happy non life
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>>130731965
This guy's downfall came when he shit all over his fanbase for voting for Trump. What did he think would happen? They'd abandoned a man willing to put everything on the line or someone who talks shit on feminists?

Fuck his career.
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>>130734688
That is understandable. That nigger is rich as fuck. They paid that nigger 10's of millions to sit on the sideline for years.
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why did he marry a nigger?

i like him alright his standup is based around working class people , is he really surprised most of his fanbase voted for trump?
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>>130733448
b i l l
t
f
o a m l
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>>130750073
It's a warning not to fuck them.
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>>130750073

Wide shoulders are good for cotton picking.
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>>130745839
thats why you're a beta faggot, put your hand on that bitches waist and pull her a couple inches closer to you. Why you ask? Because you will get away with it.

>It's not his fault that society finds it acceptable to just grab a woman like that yet somehow slapping her ass is suddenly against the rules.

But it ain't against the rules. If slapping and pinching a girls ass wouldnt get my ass thrown in jail do you have any idea as to how many asses it would slap?

Every fucking one of them.

Here's 2 bits of advice im sure you've been told before but ill fucking tell you again:

Lots of chicks like to appease so they wont even say no to shit they don't want.

100 no's and one yes is still a yes.
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>>130731965
Well he's making a lot more money now then he was before he was married so she must light some kind of fire under his ass. She could make a better effort to pretend to be nice in the podcasts too.
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>>130752077
>>
>be a dentist
>get cucked by denturists

Have fun getting your entire industry uprooted you corrupt pieces of shit
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I heard he got married and thought that might have been a bad idea, but whatever, I'm married and its not so bad.

Now I just listened to some clips of podcasts with Nia in them and find out she is a raging SJW cuntwallet.

I feel nauseous.
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>>130731965

>get rid of your pitbull after ten years of saying it's not dangerous because you know it'll eat your baby

oh bill
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>>130749141
he's got a lot of issues, thats what made him funny. but comedians are never people to idolize. because they are fucked up they are often able to make fun of truths normies just ignore.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmTgpsvkqt8
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Is there any picture of his wife's kid?
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>>130754334
He has purposely hidden his daughter from the media
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>>130754865
can't hide forever
not with a braindead liberal wife in this age of sjw social media

she'll be mixed baby tho.
a ginger 5 with a negro 2, i don't know the math but ugly parents make cute kids right?
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>>130731965

And where were you when he redpilled millions in his show "F is for Family", telling everyone that the Fed is private?
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>>130731965
Why do you think it's not his kid?
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>>130755090
black ginger girl - talk about being dealt a shitty hand in life... lol
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>>130744175

>"Interesting how you're still deluding yourself after being so thoroughly debunked."

fedora.jpg
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>>130731965
Not his kid?
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>>130755883
Looks pretty white to me
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>>130755883
>>130756002
That is his niece

His daughter was born like 2 months ago
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>>130733448
https://vimeo.com/50035195

holy shit bills an actual cuck

here is the video

it ends with her making out with a guy shirtless
>CUTS TO PRODUCED BY NIA AND BILL
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>>130754334
>>130754865
>>130755090
>>130755090

Here's the only know photo of Bill Burr's daughter.
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I'd say a majority of people ITT will end up like him and go for the nuclear option.

He had fuckin anger issues and seemed to get really bitter towards woman based on his early podcasts from '08.

I'd imagine with whatever deficiencies you all have and no fame, it will be way harder to pull a qt white waifu.
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>>130756863
dat aint Nia, not nearly ape enough
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>>130745624

He was looking for scoops.
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>>130757122
https://vimeo.com/50934919

my bad it starts at 5:05
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>>130756946

My plan is to dangle citizenship in front of a Mexican cutie.
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>>130755403
F is for family feels to me like the only place where he can be himself. The father rants are basically old burr material
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>>130753095
I hope they amend the anti-blasphemy law to include anti-dentites.
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>>130757429

Dentists who needs them.
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>>130731965

Hes always been a cuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqWM8rwpHMQ
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>>130755090

you are disgusting.
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>>130731965
F is for Family is too depressing and it's inexplicably so because he tries to have it both ways by loading it with goofy shit
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>>130755542
She's cute. I bet most ginggers aren't that good looking.
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>>130733448
This is absolutely harrowing but also hilarious. Bill Burr was a favourite of mine because of how funny and on point he was about pointing about this kind of shit, and now he's become a victim of it, it's too ironic to not find funny.
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Really used to like Burr. Too bad he has fallen. Hope Nick Di Paolo doesn't follow.
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>>130750073

The people that think former first lady is a man dont consider how much test these sheboon's have

She could be a man but still
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>>130732625
Chippa
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>>130758483
This is why I know MGTOW is doomed to failure. It's easy to talk shit when you're a young man but when you start to hit the 40's and tire, you might hold out till the 50's but you'll cave. And you'll cuck. It's sad.

I say this as a single 27 y/o who's terrified of this shit happening to me.

How long could I realistically hold out? I wonder.
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>>130742783

I have a friend who did this. He was literally cucked, as in his wife fucked some other man when she was on "vacation" in California. She came back and promptly divorced him for some guy living in NY. Took half his shit. I have no idea how men live like this. Grow a fucking SPINE FOR GODSAKE
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>>130736598
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>>130741811
>more industrious and assertive than pre-meds
Why would the B student be more industrious and assertive than the A student?
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>>130733448
>>130758416

Bill Burr has turned his life into a big comedy sketch. It's art, like how Miley Cyrus turned herself into a druggie whore to become the personification of degenerate western women.
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>>130759148

If you make it to 50 you're nearly dead anyway, just punch out a few more years and don't be a pussy
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>>130731965

Jungle fever is one hell of a disease.
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>>130759543
Yeah but Miley could just grow her hair back again and look like and run into the arms of Chris Hemsworth.

What did Bill get? A fucking negress and a black kid that isn't his.
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>>130731965
>One day your collectively roast Philadelphia on the cuff

The best part was that he kept reminding the crowd how much time he had left on stage, and just kept piling it on
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>>130760229

Man, I miss the old Burr. His specials have been getting progressively worse since he started dating Nia exclusively. Now that he's married and has a kid on the way, he's lost just about all of his fire. It was his fire that kept me coming back. It's like watching someone slowly give up on life.
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>>130760105
May god have mercy on his sins, for he got really fucked on his mortal life
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>>130739774
Patrice would have had him going to Trump rallies.
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>>130740686
Whatever you say ol' Billy silly nuts
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>>130734341
THE LOVELY NIA EVERYBODY
>>
He is a fucking hypocrite. He tells his mostly young white male audience not to have children.
We need to kill more people.
Overpopulation bla bla bla all the time.

Then he marries a nigress and makes a mongrel baby with her.
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>>130737454
KEK
She's got even less hair under that weave than Burr has.
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>>130735621
youtube you lazy faggot
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>>130757306
ol' Billy boy sure picked himself a winner
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>>130731965
Forgot he pilots helicopter and he literally married a woman whose fights make him infinite content for his podcast. They fight, get views, gets money and then hate fucks her to settle down the fight.
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>>130740686
I see TheChamCham has taken on defending JUSTice league members as a full time job. Defending your own is noble, Brendan; but a lie
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>>130736590
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldIwEG9xQ-M
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>>130731965

IIf he survives the divorce the rants he will create will be never before seen on this planet hilarious
>>
but he seems like a true /ourguy/
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>>130733057
Redpill me on patrice, what makes him different from leh based black man?
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>>130762080
He was very redpilled on certain topics

Patrice O'Neal - Time Ho
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=t9QOQNcpuiA
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>>130762080

Patrice has nothing to prove. He is actually courageous in his standup, trolling people to show how up-their-own-asses they are. Bill admired this aspect of his routine and regularly utilizes it in his own interviews and specials.
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>>130761870
We can only hope....
>>
Only time will tell. Its going to get worse before it gets better.
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>>130733946
Ol' Billy Bull Blower.
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>>130736704
>>130737647

Yeah I actually want to see this. I watched the Colbert Report for years and I have to say, new late-night Colbert is like some kind of monster perversion of the old satirical Colbert.
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>>130763617

Colbert was always an ideologue posing as a satirist. Now that Trump is in office, we're seeing his true colors.
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>>130731965
i guess he's a Nig...... RECRUITER!!!
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>>130744175
that's a damn fine OL, looks like an example model

ASDA district 1 school reporting in
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>>130731965
well written, should make a film based on the story kek.
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>>130762080
Absolutely fucking nothing. I loved watching Di Paolo expose Patrice's bullshit when they had an open forum, like on Tough Crowd. The audience was often too cucked to respond. Patrice would pull BLM tier rhetoric out of his ass when he wasn't trying to be funny, complete with double standards and WE features to compliment his bloated legacy as a comic. I cringe bigly seeing people hold him up as some kind of next level comic of source of insight. It's pathetic desu.
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>>130765681

your on pol you; you ought to know that we know its not fair to expect 100% rationality from a nigger.

there is a 0% chance of rationality from a nigger regarding race

patrice was great for what he was, its not fair to expect a nigger to be able to rationally discuss race.

patrice is revered for his insight on women and that respect is warranted
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>>130766008
I agree with your sentiment almost entirely anon. I do not think he was the ultimate insight on women. Not saying that he was necessarily wrong about anything, per say. But his scope was limited for several reasons, and there are better men to take free advice from. Patrice did provide quality insight for men stuck in viscous cycles, who had no proper guidance. I will give him that. But anon's question was how is he any different from le based black man meme, and my answer stands. Patrice was literally a based black man (post ironically).
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>>130734341
Bill is not even a bad looking dude. That combined with being one of the top comedians in the country, you think he would have been able to snag someone better than her.
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>>130768426

The guy's got rage issues. That's a lot to deal with. With that said, if he had found a kind-hearted woman instead of a gold-digging protofeminist, he'd still be worth listening to, and he'd be better off for it instead of becoming a fucking cuck.
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>>130736404
>using kids at your political rallies
God damnit, i thought shitlibs were the only ones that did this. Disgusting.
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>>130766934

have you heard his analogy on relationships with women compared to fishermen boats tuna an sharks?

its very well said.
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>>130733448
BLACKED
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Good.

Cucks are what they are KEKS - and deserve to be miserable for the rest of their pathetic worm life.
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>>130734533
>Dog tries to bite nigger relatives.
>good doggo
Kills the dog
WTF?
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>>130735253
yes
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Doesnt he have a successful netflix show?
Do you guys just hate him for mixing with a black chick?
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>>130731965

Marrying a black woman was a smart move on his part. He could rip on feminists, and have the perfect shield, so they couldn't go full libcunt on him.

Unfortunately, his wife herself, was a poor choice. I mean fuck, it's not hard to get a half-decent black woman that's not a full-blown sjw. White men are like the holy grail for black women. As long as you're not a fat as fuck slob, and have a stable job, you can land a black woman that isn't a total sjw fuckwit.
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>>130736404
Can't stop laughing at dat pic
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>>130768615
he could've leveraged his money and fame to be fucking a harem of beautiful 18 y/o eastern euro sluts for the rest of his life, but no, he fell for the strong beautiful black woman meme, presumably partly for virtue signalling reasons
>>130770036
>As long as you're not a fat as fuck slob, and have a stable job, you can land a black woman that isn't a total sjw fuckwit.
there are broke ass fat ass drug dealers and junkie musicians fucking 9/10 black girls everyday, they just arent socially retarded or pushovers
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Patton Oswalt murdered his wife
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>>130739416
Richard Jeni was one of the funniest and most insightful comics, same with Robin. Both committed suicide. Bill Burr next?
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>>130756946
keep projecting, dipshit
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>>130770447

He needed cover for his jokes. He makes a lot of controversial racial/gender jokes, so having a black wife provides a shield for him, as was mentioned earlier in the thread. Still a shame, IMO, the guy had huge potential and failed because he didn't believe in himself.
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>>130770528
Don't say that, he's innocent until proven guilty, no matter how suspicious her death was and how obviously guilty he is.
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>>130731965
Who is this and why the fuck should I care about this cuckold?
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>>130737454
Dem teeth.
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>>130755542
Im fucking bvlack and didnt know that even existed.

But now i want to penetrate it

>what do!?
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>>130731965
Nia was a mistake.
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>>130770864
Look, if Ant has to give up his guns for biting a girl, Patton needs to at least see a jury for murdering his wife (allegedly but with overwhelming evidence).
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>>130771225

More like "dem gums"

>>130771245

Very unique looking clam, indeed. Good luck to you, my man
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>>130744187
It is "remotely insightful."
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>>130737897
No, he married her. Even his player male stripper pimp cohost on black phillip married a stripper with a kid.
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>>130744262
I'd change dilute to pollute, other than that it's catchy.
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>>130744262

Shades of Mad Max here. Great game.
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>>130770528
News to me, link?
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Bill Burr sucks, Joe Rogan podcast is shit now

Everything has to die
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>>130733448
corroborated by the podcasts from the week of the baby's birth. bill says he's living in a hotel but not on the road
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>>130773463

: ( Who pissed in your oatmeal, bro?
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>>130731965
Saw him a few months ago. Chest and jaw was hurting from laughing so much
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Never liked his brand of comedy. Thought he sucks at it.
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So, it's fucking nothing?
>She ruins your podcast
She is only a cameo. At worst you can say that a few podcasts are somewhat annoying.
>Last two specials bomb
They were both a hit for Burr, who earned in the range of hundreds of thousands of dollars from them. Personally, the 2016 one is a masterpiece and the closest thing there is to comedic virtuosism in general. It is truly the magnification of Burr's storytelling style. The 2017 was good, but aimless. The rhythms are messed up, certain bits are too funny and others are too derivative: it is very inconsistent. It certainly did not suck due to SJWs influences, in fact to this day his act is not palatable for anyone who truly believes in those causes.
>Gets rid of your drums
Not what happened, he has just bought a better set and a quieter studio near his house.
>Makes you get a dog, then get rid of it
Yeah, they were so fucking dumb. Of course any sane person would keep a instable, consistently aggressive and violent pitbull near to their newborn daughter.
>Now you work for her, own a house you never wanted
So the man should not provide for his family? Should Bill's daughter grow alone with no guidance only because you're angry at moms being stay-at-home moms?
>Have a kid that you're not sure is yours
Your source is a sourceless 4chan greentext.
>Wew lad the Greeks couldn't write this shit
Of course, you've just made it all up on the spot. The Greeks were not so interested about lying about the lives of barely literate standup comedians.
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>>130772659
News to me also. Googling now.
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>>130731965
>sympathy for racemixers.exe
>404 file not found

Burn the coal, pay the toll.
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>>130737375
Ol' Billy Red Balls was never the same since Patrice died, I like F is for Family though, its got balls
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>>130731965
Many men out there want to be normal, but they take little care in finding the right woman.
>just because i am honest she will repay me, i believe, i just to go lower for her one more time...and another time... and...oh shit i am a mess
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>>130762080
Patrice was fucking hilarious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mbbTLtNgBY

And he was ahead of his time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22f7mzxBdeQ
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>>130738610
Go stand a bridge and wait to be run over brit-cuck
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>>130770528
I don't think he killed his wife, I just think that he feels like he did.
Like, I think that Patton fell into the Hollywood Rabbit hole and hooked on all kinds of pills. I remember one anon posting a link to his wife's autopsy and it showed that there were some pretty hardcore shit in her system, which he's probably all on too.
I'm really concerned about the lil Hobbit. I used to love his standup. Worst of all there's a child in the house.
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>>130743136
Yeah, cuck CK cracked me up hard.
Something about the way he's really conversational.
The double-edged sword thing broke me
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>tfw they're will never be another show as good as opie and anthony again

the quality of guests they had, jesus. I just remember going back and listening to just hours at a time one summer, even Opie couldn't ruin it
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>>130742227
I think it might be for a picture that a female happens to be in. So I've heard...
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>>130734341
She had a bad tooth to gum ratio, among other things
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>>130733057
Patrice explained this once. He talked about how he could have had fame but it means you NEVER turn down a favor. His jew agent asked him for a favor he didn't want to do so he turned him down and just like that his hollywood career was dead.
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>>130734341
I guess not a lot of people here remember that she hits him too.
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>>130776046
It wasn't a jew agent you mong, it was Spike Lee.
Patrice said that jew agents are great because they never ask for favours and just want you to be professional.
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>>130739774
Patrice used to call bill bur and ask things like: "hey Bill, what do white people...do?"

Patrice was honest and like most honest black people pro black, anti-white in hus heart.
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>>130770036
It's never a smart move to marry a black woman. You are sacrificing the IQ of your future children.
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>>130776282
yeah youre right. he said something like that when the whole gay mafia shit was happening with some comic doing a joke about murdering his gay son. the social justice types want to convert you but the kikes dont, they just want their cut
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>>130773972
Whatever your defense, she also hits him and he doesn't hit back. He admitted this in his podcast.
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>>130776282
Patrice said jew agents are great because he knows saying that is the price of doing business at all.
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>>130731965
>shitposter forgot to change his flag to match the content
kys
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>>130776988
At that point Patrice had no venue in Hollywood, and supported himself mostly through standup and radio shows. He was an outsider, and he was very aware of it (he costantly talked about it on O&A).
As a standup comedian he probably just appreciated the fact that with Jews he did not have to apply any sort of censorship, for that relationship was essentially ideology-free
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>It felt strange at times, having him pay for so much. I'd ask my girlfriends about it and they told me to relax.
>"He's doing well, he loves you and if you were in his position, you'd do the same thing. Don't overthink it."
>I made it look like fun but inside I still felt like that little girl crying alone on the airplane, clutching her father's handkerchief. Everyone around me saw decadence but only I could see the drawbacks. A summer of fun meant ten months without my dad. A beautiful home and pretty dresses meant a partner who works all the time.
>I'm no slob but keeping a clean house isn't exactly my top priorty.
http://www.xojane.com/sex/the-agony-and-ecstasy-of-being-a-kept-woman
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