So, my DNA test was released by 23andMe

>>130725261
Your 13% eastern European I don't see what you're confused about?

>Southern European with moor blood
pottery

looks like someone got BAKLAVAD

>>130725261
fuck of Mohammad

> Middle Eastern and North African
AYO HOL' UP

>>130725261

>american mutt discovering he is a mutt

news at 11

>>130725261
>balkan 19.8%
>middle eastern 14.8%

TURK RAPE BABY DETECTED

>>130725968
I'm only first generation American.

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>>130726033
Kek

>>130725261
That means nothing it's what most of the population has.

Camel jockey dune coon sand nigger

>>130726151
what is your background?

I know some Zielinskis which are about as Polish as I'd expect them to be based on the name

>>130725261
So funny seeing you "white" people with Sub-Saharan African DNA

t. Indo-Aryan master race

>>130725261
E cao dijasporo :)

>>130726686
Take a guess mate. Refugee from Bosnia.

>>130726686
turkish probably

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>>130725261
>he has nigger ancestors

>>130727341

> t. Indo-Aryan master race

so a literal beady eyed shit skin? at least you tried

>>130725261
Rate my genetics
99.8% European
0.1% Native American
0.1% West African

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>>130725261
Here's a real dna test, shitskin.

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oy vey.

anyone else a white minority?

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Proud American White coming through

>>130730187
>>130729518
>>130729389

Do you really think these DNA tests are precise?
I want to try it but I see a lot of people complaining that their tests are not related to their family background.

>>130725261
now they have your DNA. enjoy being killed and replaced by your clone.

>>130730576
They were able to tell me who my parents were based off the dna test; they'd taken it previously. And my dna coordinated with theirs. It may not be perfect but it's the best we have now, Antonio.

>>130730576

What is more accurate? an analysys of your genetic material, or trying to figure out if grandma was a slut or not?

You get the raw genome file too. I've screened on multiple sites as well with that.

>>130725261
Hello my fellow black brother

hahaha nigger

at least you aren't jewish.

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Posting while my mensa card is dividing my but cheeks. Say it with me Sup iiri-ör

I want my DNA tested but I don't want to give my data to some random company. Any at home tests?

What's the adam at the top all about?

>>130731795
You don't seriously expect to be able to analyse your fucking DNA in your garage do you?

>>130725261
How dark is your skin op?

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>>130725261
>tfw pure 100% Bavarian phenotype

best part is all the poor storm front faggos pretending they dont want to fund the jew when in reality they just cant afford another payment on their 2016 f150 with dat eco boost

>>130727341
>Aryan
No such thing, kiddy.

>>130730187
NIGGER

>>130732669
Take off your flag, you designated street-shitter

>>130731591
fucking lol. ghengis raped one of your grandmas

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I've done DNA testing through two companies and the disparity in the results is interesting, but still well within what twenty years of genealogical research has shown.

Everyone on /pol/ should map their family tree; there are tons of resources and you can go back hundreds of years depending on how well your countries of origin maintained records.

>>130725261
You are not Polish m8. You are Balkan Slav, probably Bosniac.

>>130725261
You think this test is accurate.
Checks out - you're a Polack.

>>130732280
Some day . And I will wait for that day.

>>130733415
Nah bull crap - I have seen dozens of Polish tests from 23 and me. None have admixture like that. Most are 99-100% Euro with significant NWestern admixture

>>130733098
mapping your family tree seems to be a eurocentric idea. most parts of the world never kept records.

>>130725261
What's the best company to do this with?

>>130730187
> 36.3% sub-saharan african
Yeah, ok, whatever you say Tyrone

>>130725261

>he willingly sent DNA to be "tested"

Enjoy prison

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What's the 1.5% unassigned? Is it pic related?

>>130725261
you got a lot of nigger variants tho, so thats pretty much the same , tobby

>>130725261
>83%
Not good lad, anything below 75% and you get sent back to Africa
>>130730187
Like this nigger right here

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Well, this is /pol/ so I figured everyone is either European or descended from Europeans.

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>>130734475
Meant to quote >>130733883

>>130730187
...Lenny Kravitz?

>>130730187
>>130725261
ROPE! ROPE!! ROPE!!!

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>>130725261
NIGGGGGGGGERRRRRRRRRRRR

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Could be worse, OP.

>>130731591
finngolian confirmed

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>>130725261
More like your great uncle Jamal, you dumb Nigger

what is the best dna test for someone living in france ?
asking for a friend

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this is now a 100% club thread

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Injun here

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>>130725512

>>130736589
Throw pickup lines at white women. If they consent to breeding then they sensed your superior BLACK genetics. If they don't consent and you breed with them anyway then you're Saracen.

>>130737050
kek'd but seriously tho

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>>130736743
>.1% Jew

INTO THE OVEN

>>130736743
><0.1% north african
><0.1% jew

>>130737324
you understand what (((they))) did right. I probably have a common grandfather ten generations back who had multiple daughters, one of which was raped by merchant, and had a little jew baby.
They're related to me, Im not related to them.

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>>130732344
This should give you a good Idea.
Yes its a pic of me.

>>130732280
>>>130731795
>You don't seriously expect to be able to analyse your fucking DNA in your garage do you?
I'm literally lol.

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Am I white? Uguu~

>>130733132
My mom is from Poland. my grandfather from Poland, My Great Grandfather who fought for the German Nazis is from Poland. Even before than my family has some traces from polish nobles. If that is not polish than I don't know what it is

>>130730187
Wow, the fabled nigkike

>>130725261
>muh paper trail

names are not genetics you fucking muppet also take that shit to gedmatch and do it properly

>>130725261
Are Americans all such fucking mongrels?
I got 75% British, then the 25% after that was "broadly european", Scandinavian, and German & French.

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>>130725261
R8 pls

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>>130725261

>>130739830
I think im a mongolian rape baby

>>130730187
>8.5% pajeet

what did he mean by this

DNA TESTS ARE NOT ACCURATE

>>130740877
t. 25% non-white

>>130725261
At least you're 100% Adam though.

>>130730783

Shut up, idiot. You're an embarrassment to your countrymen.

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>tfw distant ancestor was raped by wild Maasai people

>>130741556
kekekkekekkeke

>>130741627
do you even look black in the slightest?
also other dirt poor africans make fun of the maasai for being even lazier and poorer than them

>>130736743
>.1% Jewish
>83% British & Irish
>White

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>>130725261
>Balkan
>Italian
>Not White

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>>130739205
>Are Americans all such fucking mongrels?

I guess that depends on your definition of mongrel.

What's odd is that I have no known ancestry from Scandinavia and significant ancestry from England, Germany, and The Netherlands. The rest of it makes sense based upon my family tree.

>>130742648
>do you even look black in the slightest?
Not to my understanding. I have blue eyes and straight light brown hair. The overlapping markers could be ancient, possibly from some intermediary group between them and the arabian peninsula. They are partly caucasoid.

>paying money to save your DNA in a CIA database

>>130744372
ey yo hol up, wat you sayin iz!
WE WUZ INTERMEDIARY

>>130744614
if the CIA wanted your DNA that bad, then they would get it, dont kid your self no one cares

>>130744614
People are dumb enough to post all their personal info to crookbook, makes sense people are also dumb enough to pay the CIA to harvest and store their DNA in exchange for a chart they can link on 4chin

>>130746119

This is the face of fear sweetie ;3

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>>130736225
I have a bucket in my room that i piss into and only empty once per week. Ive been using the same bucket for over year now and a build up of crusty material has built up on the inner walls of it. About 3-4 times i have also vomited into this bucket but still stuck to my once per week emptying.
I have let it become all most full on some occasions.
Is the contents of this bucket viable material to test my DNA? Is that the secret to the 100% club??

>>130725261
Daily reminder that these threads are started on purpose to get a DNA sampling of pol. Political and social views are genetic, they are going to research our common gene and irradiate it in the future. Stop giving the DNA jew the secrets to your existence.

>>130736225
>0.2%
>fucking kike scum BTFO THE COUNTRY NOW!
Whats your address im literally shaking right now I will hunt you and strike you from the universe!

>>130725261
>15% nigger
>worries about Great Uncle's lies about being Polish
gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8

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the fuck is with americans being so diluted

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>>130725261
>willingly send off your genetic material to the alphabet soup
>paying to do so
Holy fuck, dude

>>130749053
Yeah, but when the white race dies I'll be a point of data on an ancestral tree no one cares about!

>>130748816
>>>130736225
bucket of piss

>>130749374
>t. P smoking bogan

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>>130748816
Ask the race mixers that made me. But don't worry I'll make sure i't won't happen again by killing off that sand nigger shit when it comes to having off springs.

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>>130730576
There are some disreputable firms out there running tests based on CODIS markers or a couple hundred SNPs that are garbage, but anyone who goes with one of the big three (23andme, Ancestry DNA, or FTDNA) and thinks their test results are inaccurate either doesn't really know their ancestral background or they don't understand how to read the results.

>>130729242
Git back in the fields, Jamal

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>>130749543
I will pour my piss bucket over you.

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>>130748816
R A R E
A
R
E

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>>130748816
Adding you to my collection goy.

>>130730576

DO

NOT

GIVE

YOUR

DNA

TO

THE

JEWS

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>>130725261

>>130750480
Fucking Kike

>>130749830
What are the ones at the way bottom?

>>130725852
>Sub-Saharan Africa

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Check out what these fucks had posted on their web site today. Of course they don't bother to mention the 99% shared DNA between humans and chimps.

>>130748816
> A LEAF'S F I N A L F O R M

>>130750880
(((23andme)))

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>>130725261

>>130725261
>siptar detected
Go home and practice pro-white politics among your people. We don't have to be enemies if we're segregated.

>>130751008
good point, but what they can do to, gas me?
haha fucking right

>>130750709
planets and other celestial bodies
The moon is tied at 3rd place. The milky way is one of the other flags, too.

>>130750688
I have no Jew blood

>>130750451
Ancestry is Mormon, I believe. Think they have a big NSA base in Utah too.

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Any bongs have comment on my ancestry?

>>130751117
Let me guess, mexican?

>>130751309
ashkenazi are jews

>>130725261
13.5% eastern european
That's basically says you had a 100% Polish great grandparent. i.e. a strong indication of a Polish lineage.

>>130751309
ashkenazi are jews desu

>>130725261
Polish will show up as Eastern European. Have either of your parents been tested? If they have and you link your results to theirs both results will improve and your Eastern European percentage may increase.

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>>130729389
Not too drastically different from mine.

>>130725261
your mother or grandmother was probably a whore vlad. Im sorry you had to find out this way.

>>130730187
>ashkenazi
>wrong region, Rineland is jewish lie
>ashkenazi are from SE corner of "Southern Europe"

INVALID SYSTEM?

>>130752361
ha ha fucking top kek

>>130730187
How does it feel knowing that as a a black lenny kravitz half Jew, youre probably more superior than most whites here?

>negro brain anon doesn't know Poland is Eastern European

>>130752361
I will pour my bucket of piss on you.

>>130752675
>>130747138
This bucket coming your way kike.
I know a jew when i smell one.
>piss bucket coming your way

>>130725261
>14.8% sand nigger
plz don't self-detonate achmed

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>>130752831
Poland is a west Slavic country and no, I just did not know 23andme would put Poland in the classification as eastern European since it does not really show up in the map

>>130725261
Nice one, fuck face.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrVPoxvXz9s&t=1s

>>130753558
>>130753350

Come to Caulfield fakkit, and let me and my hasidic Krav Maga boys teach you Goys a lesson.

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One of my 512 9th great grandparents was a jew

Mitochondrial DNA is the goy V group.

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t. Space Alien

>tfw documented records of family tree going back to 1100s
>tfw don't need to do any of this shit
Feels good. Moved here from the UK to find out that a lot of people don't even know their great-grandparents names.

>>130754569
I FUCKING KNEW IT!
meet my at luna park at 5pm. il be waving a kek flag and standing next to a light blue bucket right next to the opening to luna park

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>>130725261
Who the fuck falls for this psyop that tries to convince people to give their DNA to the fucking jews?

If you want to know your family history talk to your relatives.

>>130749053
serious question about this anon, i wanted to learn my info but didnt want to submit my own dna, so i got both my parents to do it. Am i safe?

>>130755514
>If you want to know your family history talk to your relatives.
Kek. I'm sure their single mothers will have lots of information on both sides of the family.

>>130755514
These kind of posts are directly proportional to the amount of 95% european dna
these threads usually evoke curiosity. Why you guys so insecure??
Just get a bucket and piss into it every day and eventually you will have enough to pour over someones head..

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Wonder what would happen if you sent in a tube of dog spit.

>>130755514
What the fuck are they gonna do with the DNA? Rub it all over their bodies and use it as lotion? I don't understand what the big deal is. It's just DNA.

You got some kike sandnigger blood hahaha

>>130756266
>says here your DNA matches the one found at the crime scene
>WHAT? I WASNT AT THAT PLACE, OFFICER!
>DNA never lies, kid. You're going away for a long time.

>>130725261

Let me guess, you are an Ashkenazi?

>>130725261
t. arab rape baby

I read this shit from the bottom up and when I knew when I got to European I knew Southern European would pop up at the top.

>French & German <.1%
>Broaly sub-saharan .4%

youre worried about not having enough pollak genes?? youre literally more nigger than aryan.

as if the 14% wasnt enough

>Balkan
>Italian
>"broadly Southern european"
>"B R O A D L Y"

youre more parts sandnigger than some Iranians, top kek. say hi to Papa Aladdin for me, Mamoud.

>>130756247
This would actually be a pretty good experiment. Someone do it!

>>130725261

>people still don't understand 23&me is a DNA farming + insurance scam

you are hopeless

>>130756546
The chances of that ever happening is the equivalent of being struck by lightning. I'm just a useless NEETfag, so I doubt they'd want to use me anyway.

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>>130725261
OP, we're pretty similar.

>>130756266

Oh, you're genetically pre-disposed to certain conditions?

Don't worry, we'll only make you pay a little more for insurance.

>>130756608
You seem like a good candidate for my bucket.

>>130756714
Better make sure you never make anything of yourself, just in case they want to get you.

>>130756493
I may be part dune coon But I'm no jew

>>130756546
I'm sure the police is going to hit up the Mormons at Ancestry and ask for my spit.

>>130750880
When will popular culture stop being so fucking gay?

>>130756552
Actually no, I have 0.0% Ashkenazi in me

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>>130725261
How white am I fellow white men?

>>130725261
You're a nigger anon

>>130757074
>American
0%

>>130757009
>%
Kike.

>>130756784
What do you mean by this? Unless you take the DNA tests that include information about your health, I doubt that would happen. There is absolutely zero evidence of insurance companies doing this to people.
>>130756843
Even if I did decide one day to get off my ass and get a job, I'd still be fine. You're way too paranoid man.

Polish is the slavic word for bastard. There are no Poles, just Europeans who took a wrong turn and ended up there.

>>130757074
Fucking nigger
im going to throw a bucket of piss over you.

>>130757142
>You're a nigger anon
sorry but last time I checked my skin is pretty white

>>130755073
well height of power america was a country of immigrants. but a country of white immigrants is what they forget to add.

>>130757683
Unless you're mistaken for a Halloween ghost when walking down the street, you're no different to the darkest Congolese citizen.

>>130725261
>trusting 23andIsraeli

>>130757467
lol if you are predisposed to certain congenital health defects this can absolutely be used to increase you premiums if the insurance companies were able to get a hold of them..
I think its a bit tin foil to think they are acutally scheming and collecting data to use against people. However as we have seen time and time again data gets hacked and leaked.
Also corruption in business does happen, whats to stop these companies selling data to insurance companies th same way FB sells it to advertising firms..
Good to keep these things in mind and perhaps do some research before handing over your information.
Never know what could happen low as the chances may be.

>>130758080

There used to be an anon that did database work for one of these companies that confirmed it a long while back.

>>130758197
>>130758080
>>130757467
http://fusion.kinja.com/cops-are-asking-ancestry-com-and-23andme-for-their-cust-1793851927

>When companies like Ancestry.com and 23andMe first invited people to send in their DNA for genealogy tracing and medical diagnostic tests, privacy advocates warned about the creation of giant genetic databases that might one day be used against participants by law enforcement. DNA, after all, can be a key to solving crimes. It "has serious information about you and your family," genetic privacy advocate Jeremy Gruber told me back in 2010 when such services were just getting popular.

>>130725261
What the fuck does "Broadly European" even mean?

>>130750880

everything is genetically similar otherwise you couldn't assimilate it and would probably kill you.

that .5% is enormous, genetically speaking.

>>130758197
Did he have a piss bucket?
Like the previous post below..

>>130747138

>>130758370
The FBI maintains a national genetic database with samples from convicts and arrestees, but this was the most public example of cops turning to private genetic databases to find a suspect. But it's not the only time it's happened, and it means that people who submitted genetic samples for reasons of health, curiosity, or to advance science could now end up in a genetic line-up of criminal suspects.

Both Ancestry.com and 23andMe stipulate in their privacy policies that they will turn information over to law enforcement if served with a court order.

>>130751317
They sold out to (((them probably)))

>>130758370
>used against participants by law enforcement
unless law enforcement is corrupt or it gives false matches, how is this not a good thing?

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>>130757805
>you're no different to the darkest Congolese citizen
Sorry But how is this pic of me Equal to this dumb fuck nigger

>>130758607
>unless law enforcement is corrupt
Yeah that never happens. Talk about crazy!

>>130725261

>.07% nogblood.

My condolences.

>>130758080
>>130758370
Well god dammit, that's just great. Where the hell am I supposed to go then? My mom barely knows anything about her lineage.

I don't see FamilyTree DNA on this list, so maybe I could try them or something...

>>130758729
Couldn't they just fake other types of evidence then? Like fingerprints on a weapon or something

>>130758080
They're probably more likely to jack up your premiums if you don't have a DNA test. Knowing would be easier to analyze risk than not knowing.

>>130758405
i mean this pretty much goes without saying look how fucking different africans are from asians in appearance, intellect, character, athletic ability.. etc etc etc
They think making a statement like this will cause people to be blind to this? The cognitive dissonance of the left is seriously an achievement worthy of reverence and study for the text books of the future.

>>130758594
Mate i will seriously vomit on you.

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>>130725261
Yo niggas

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>>130730187

Hooooly kek, I thought mine was bad.

>>130758834
Fucking just do it if you really want. Likely the most negative will come from it will be the identity crisis and subsequent suicide it is bound to follow upon viewing your results.

>>130726686
Lol he's probably some slavic slut whose faggot father fucked a sand nigga'. Nothin much.

>>130759415
you fucking kike.
A bucket filled with a weeks worth of y cold piss will be poured over your head.

>>130725968
9/10 of "american" mutts are probably from your shitty continent

>>130738790
Better south than east, you fucked up.

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>>130759527
Honestly, I'm reluctant to do it in the first place. I somehow know in my gut that my mom has nigger/hispanic blood in her. I'm not ready to face the truth yet man...

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Mom Scottish and dad Belorussian Jewish

>>130760364
See 23 and me says I am 100% European

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>>130725261
Me

lmao...is this site just doing tests to convince goys they are part black or something to further the I AM BLACKED narrative? fuking weird.

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>>130760364
>>130760450
>>130760799
JEWS IN MY /pol/ REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>130760364

Askenazi Jewish 46%

>kek

can someone tell me some interesting things to do with 23andme? what should I be looking for on it, i feel a bit ripped off.

>>130725261
Why would you voluntarily give your DNA to some business that can and will sell it to third parties? These ancestry DNA sites are preying on the average fool's complete inability to resist curiosity and trends.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrVPoxvXz9s

>>130761339
>we end up being the ones cloned by long distant ancestors and you don't

>>130761478
What is more likely is those positive traits they are able to isolate from your DNA will be patented and sold to parents of future children. They are literally stealing your inheritance.

>>130725261
Are you the father?

>>130761708
at least i live on in some way, its like those doctors who swap their own perm for the donors at fertility clinics.

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Rate mine

Im from croatia but my ancestors come from czechia, poland and eastern germany will post exact percentages next pic

>>130761919
Turk Rape Baby

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>>130725261

Both parents straight from Poland and this is mine

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>>130761987
I have more scandinavian heritage than turkish, but it doesnt make me a viking

>>130762179
just kidding but u do have some turkish in you somewhere.
rate mine >>130760364

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>>130725261

Your an Ottoman cuck baby

>>130761478
You can rationalize it any way you want to stroke your ego, but in reality you're just a fool who was duped. The purpose of the business is to collect data on individuals and then crosslink that data with other identifying data. There is a lot of range for unethical use of such data.

>>130761824
You're an idiot.

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>You most likely had a third great-grandparent, fourth great-grandparent, fifth great-grandparent, sixth great-grandparent, or seventh great (or greater) grandparent who was 100% Ashkenazi Jewish. This person was likely born between 1730 and 1850.

>>130762364
What test is this?

>>130762276
There is also a possibility that some ancestors of mine were taken away to turkey (taken away as slaves or jannisaries who knows) and that they stayed there and thats why it shows the connection, just like it gives me a small percentage of south america. Its definitely interesting to think about. Yours seems like its all over the place, have you tries running a few more tests through gedmatch? It can give you a few more hints about your heritage

>>130762596
Idiots are people who don't vote, in this case isn't that you?!?!

ARE***YOU*** NOT THE IDIOT!?!?

>>130725261
I did 23&Me and got retarded results. On my dad's side, we know my father's mother's family goes back generations and generations and generations from Denmark. It's where we all get our height from, presumably. Also, my mother's side has some Scandinavian roots (Mother's Father's Father side)

No Scandinavian countries showed up on my results. Waste of cash.

>>130762865
You were adopted.

>>130762682
Same with me except Sephardi Jew, his name was (((Hiram))) Cook or something.

>>130762758
Ancestry.com, Genetic Communities is a new feature

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>>130725261
go sell your jew tricks elsewhere.

>>130730187
D'Marcus Lebowitz?

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True unmixed European man over here. Tremble you dirty mix breeds.

>>130763365
>Balkan
>not mixed

>>130763365

How tall are you?

>>130763474

>Balkan
>not European

Balkans are the purest form of European unlike steppe niggers that descended from Central Asia and became known as northern, central, western (((european))). Sorry horse rapist.

>>130755514
My family said they were dutch for 200+ years, turns out my dads side is 99% britbong and my mother's is German and bong. Complete lie I guess.

I don't trust these companies with my dna. i had a kit ready to send off about 7 years ago and destroyed it instead after reading all the fine print. not worth the "oh interesting" bit of info.

>>130763501

182cm barefoot.

>>130725261
>23andMe
Cucked

>>130763736

t. Julio McNigga afraid to get his results

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>>130729389
>>130733098
>>130736225
>>130736743
>>130736762
>>130739830
>>130743483
>>130747138
very nice
>>130725261
>>130730187
>>130751117
>>130759392
>>130760364
get out mongrels

>>130764461
You forgot
>>130762179
>>130761919
>>130762098
>>130762364

I'm planning to do one of these tests soon. MyHeritage, because they're the cheapest. Good idea? or not?

>>130764461
I'm not a mix between anything, though. That's what a mongrel is. You're more mixed between Irish and Scandinavian than I am of anything else.

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>>130725261

Step aside, white man coming through.

>>130765453
Probably more useful to do one of the top 3 most popular ones like 23andme, ftdna or ancestry because you will have access to bigger databases meaning more accurate results, you can do 23andme and transfer the results to ftdna for 20 dollars something like that and you get access to more tools and you can upload raw data to sites like gedmatch for detailed analysis of your ancestry

>>130730187
>Ashkenazi
>West African
(((White)))

>>130730576
People don't like being told that their whole ethnic identity (which they probably care about if they are taking the test) is inaccurate.

>>130731591
Fucking finno-ugrics

>>130765551
you are only 85% of a major group, the Gaels and the Scandinavians are two sub-groups of the same major European group

>>130725261
DAS JUDEN

>>130732280
Yus. I wanna kno if i waz kangs n sheiit

>my grandparents are cousins
d-dis doesnt mean anything right?

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>>130766262
With ~7% unassigned. With PCA plots landing me result anticipated, and the same ethnic group yielding the lowest genetic distance, time and time again. Two subgroups that aren't equivalent. So you're a mongrel between two groups.

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>giving your DNA to Giorgi Sore Ass

Read some of the Yelp reviews that say shit like: mom took test and it said she was 25% asian. I took test and it says I'm 100% white, which is impossible.
Also,...
You can be you're going into a database. Your estimate bet is to just ask your mom and dad your family history. "Broadly European" isn't anything more accurate than they can tell you, or what you already know.

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>>130726033
And .7% nigger as a little cherry on top

>great grandfather comes from siciliy

I'm too scared to find out my DNA, /pol/. I could be like 5% nigger

What should I do?

>>130750863
>0.1% nigger

negguh I'm a Pole living in Poland but my grandfather come from east USSR bordering China or some like that. Whole fucking regions and cities we're relocated between Polish, Germans and other Eastern Euro after the war. If your old man is called gustaw zieliński you're a legit Pollack.

>>130763365
not gonna lie, Impressive

>>130730187
Are you Frankenstine?

>>130768843
Learn to ignore American "science".

>>130730576
yeah my tests imply that i have a different father...it's caused quite the uproar so my dad is taking a DNA test.

if not, some potato nigger fucked my mom

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>>130730187
is this you?

>>130725261
Haha Balkan nigger.

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am i white?

>>130730187
PURE AMERICAN PHENOTYPE

>>130730187
KIKE

>>130725261
Kill yourself achmed

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>>130725261
>ME and NA
>15%
>SS african
>0,7%

Fucking niggers, I swear all americans here are shitskins.

>>130763365
>>130763649
>>130763743
What country?
Most likely you are a product from inbreeding from somewhere high up in the dinaric alps if I were to guess.
Also hair/eye colour?
Only other fag to be that pure was some finnish faggot, always facinating stuff.

>>130775374
She is disgusting.
I don't think what is wrong with her face but she makes me uncomfortable.

>>130775374

brittany a cute nigger.

>>130762983
>Kikeram Hook

>>130762974
from Haiti

>>130725261
>Americans
>white

>>130777455
She's a quarter black which causes an uncanny valley reaction when you brain subconsciously realizes it's looking at something that appears to be human but isn't.

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>>130725261
> .7% African

Nigger detected

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>>130775374

Would lick creampie from.

>>130779119
>Brit
>actually 37% British
>muh brexit! muh british cultural heritage! close border to euro-poor-niggers!

fuck off

>>130730187
A rare jewnigger

>>130779119
WOP DAGO

>>130725261
>over 15% nigger
What's stopping you from killing yourself?

>>130779316
Love Europe, hate the EU :)

>>130779662
We wuz Romans and Renaissance painters n sheit

I swear they just add a bit of nigger to these if you're American.

I'm anglo, and they added fucking 2% Swedish, 5% German, and fucking tried to say I had 3% potato nigger in me which is bullshit.

>>130780371
Oh and there's no reason for them to say that I have Swedish other than me sending the test from there. I'm from Northumberland... maybe Danish

>>130779119
Did they add the 2% ashkenazi Jew to yours as well? Every Anglo I know got that shit added

>>130780625
Nope, no Jewish in my results at all.

>>130725261
Holy fuck you are a mix and match of everything. feelsbadman, genuinely sorry for you

>giving your dna to the jews

>>130780549
23andme doesn't differentiate between different Scandinavians, neither does it between Brittish and Irish.

Question for all of you here, why are you willingly giving your DNA to these companies ?

>>130725261
People somehow treat extremely uncertain and assumption-filled, subjective "tests" as truth.

They find that you have certain genes. Well, they claim that certain genetic combinations are associated with certain countries. How reliable is that claim? Not very.

>>130725261
23andme is a bullshit test anyway
Stop buying tests from them, fuck sake

>>130725261
What do those sites understand under middle eastern anyway?
White people migrated in past and where was once white people are now Asian and so on. They could also tested it based on where they found dead humans. Middle-eastern isn't a race, those retards have no clue what they doing. Race is determined by oldest specific human found somewhere who has such and such characteristics: for example blond hair or white skin. And that human can be find outside of Europe, since humans migrated. We should do genetic analysis based on comparison to races, not regions of planet.

>>130780625

i got 0.1% ashkenazi on 23andme but 0% on ancestry.com and 0% on genographic 2.0. also got 0.1% north african on (((23andme))).

>>130734541
You can often find Records to atleast late medieval period since the church kept records of people. I'm not sure if that's a Protestant thing or not. I can follow my bloodline back to the 1300s (with some guesswork to the 1100s) so that's pretty cool

>>130730187
Drake?

Lenny Kravitz?

>>130782988

ben harper?

>23andme only do USA
What do I use, then?

>>130784920

ancestry.com

national genographic 2.0

familytreedna (good for haplogroups not very good for general ancestry)