Get ready bitch's.. How many of Brazil, Argentina and Australia

I for one welcome more whites to even the numbers here in Brazil.

We have the food, we have the land, we just need the people. Also bring guns.

>>130717408
yay i cant wait to move to australia hopeful fucking ly.

i wanna stay way far away from south america

>>130717408
What would happen if we detonated nuke in Yellowstone?

>Summer fags aren't real!
>Yellowstone threads through the roof
End yourselves

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>>130718625
complete global saturation

>tfw NY

*dabs on u*

>>130717408
This an apocalypse anon the fucking sky will be blocked out for millenia.

yeah btw these earthquakes happen every year and im sure the governments got a plan in place to make sure most of us wont die from this

>>130717408
I welcome the complete destruction of mankind.

Estimates are sketchy at this stage, but initial reports indicate we're full.
Will keep you updated...

>>130717408
Sorry were full mate

>>130719127
There was an offial paper released explaining that scientists believe there is high probability of an eruption before 2024. Also yes there is a plan. Argentina, Brazil, and Australia have agreed to accept American "refugees"

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Good luck, Yellowstone-chan!

>>130717408
Americans can burn for all I care.

You people joke about how dumb [insert LA, poc, etc here], but the truth is that most are simply uneducated. Meanwhile, some americans folks are truly retarded. Especially in the south (black and precious WHITE people). Like, dumb as bricks.

>>130719284
Would you take the ones with actual life skills and valuable trades?

The earthquakes are good. It helps to elevate some of the pressure

>>130717408
I live in Florida. I'm not going anywhere.

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>>130717408
>tfw live in northern colorado
gg lads

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>>130719127
>Trusting the government to save you...

>>130719692
no
full is full

go to britain

>>130719392
>eruption before 2024
Where are you getting this?
I want to read that paper.

>>130717408
I'd like to go to australia but everything is poisonous. I guess brazil for thick huge asses.

>>130717408

It's not a happening. This is the equivalent of your uncle pooting after a few beers, not a volcanic shitruption that will obliterate North America under ash and rock turdlets.

When you get regular, continual mag 5+ quakes...then you start the happening thread.

>>130719849

Alleviate, not elevate.

>>130719127
The government has a plan to make sure the government doesnt die from this

I'd go to Argentina and start a new colony in Patagonia.
All americans welcome :^)

>>130717408
everyone on earth is fucked when it explodes, there is nowhere we can go.

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>>130717408
>tfw live in Florida
WHOS LAUGHING NOW CUNTS!?

>>130719681
Reread what you just typed my dear Hue and laugh at how ironic your post is.

>>130720386
>aus

Go mate with your abos, canguru perneta. I stand by what I've said.

>>130717408
might be our only chance to legit migrate to a non cold ass country !

In all the chaos surely a leaf can get through as an americano.

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Bet the media is going to blame Trump. I wonder if we can blame The Deep State.

>>130720386
that retarded mutt probably doesn't even know what irony is

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>>130717585
>>130718304
>>130718855
>>130719545
>>130719681
>>130719849
>>130719857
>>130719862
>>130719864
>>130719947
>>130720043

>implying that the sun would not be blocked out by poisonous volcanic ash, leading to temperatures dropping 22 degrees celsius and killing 90% of crops on earth, effectively collapsing society itself and starving the populous, leading humanity into another dark age for 1000's of years

yeah have fun with that lads

>>130718625
Nuke is less powerful than a major earthquake so probably nothing

>>130720729
>Implying we haven't survived this before
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Year_Without_a_Summer

>>130720729
truth

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>>130720729
I'm not having fun at all. And fuck you for mass quoting me.

>>130719392
I really need that fucking article

>>130720999

>implying you dont have a 1% chance of surviving

>CHECKED

>>130717408
You guys are more than welcome to exterminate the population of africa and the middle east to make room.

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>>130721083
http://peakoil.com/geology/current-yellowstone-quake-swarm-could-rip-the-guts-out-of-america/comment-page-1

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>>130717408
NOT GONNA HAPPEN NOT GONNA HAPPEN

>>130717408
>tfw live in arizona
its fucking 120 degrees Fahrenheit today, i wouldnt mind some volcanic ash blocking out the sun. we'll be fine.

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>tfw America goes tits-up but Europe won't take me as a refugee because I'm not a shitskin

Why can't science nerds just fix this shit?

Why is this not BS anon pls stahp
http://www.inquisitr.com/4309668/yellowstone-supervolcano-hit-by-earthquake-swarm-more-than-230-quakes-in-one-week/

Sorry to be such a newfag but i don't come here since last month, wtf are thoose new flags?

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>>130721521
oh fug

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>>130717408
these past few years show that america needs a great cleansing, i will be praying for this calamity

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>>130721521
who /scared/ here lads?

>>130719392
>The probability of a large eruption at Yellowstone in the next year is currently calculated at one in 730,000.
The only reason we've made a deal with other countries in the event of an eruption is because we're "due" for one, just like we've been due for a major CA earthquake for like 3 decades.

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>>130721598
>America's breadbasket destroyed
>global agriculture collapse
>most of America covered in several inches of ash, where even 6 could make a building collapse
>travel completely impossible for at least several months
>hundreds of millions dead
>"but hey, its colder!"

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>>130721750

>>130721521
The fact they blew so much money on this makes me worried its really going to happen.

>>130717408
if Yellowstone erupted wouldn't it technically avert """global warming"""?

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>>130722014
>tfw ohio
not me

>>130722135
>Idiot believes America spends tax dollars effectively

>>130721898
I really hope this happens. Fuck Oklahoma and any state it touches.

>>130722205
I mean I'm NY, but still. I don't want to see America collapse.

>>130718625
>we
Post nuclear program

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>>130722088
>he hasnt prepared for the apocalypse

>>130722291
That area of effect gets bigger every time the dude posts that image, Oklahoma isn't actually in danger.

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>evangelicals vote in trump
>claims he will be the bringer of the apocalypse
>yellowstone popping
Like pottery

>>130719545
YELLOWSTONE-CHAN IS A CUTE! CUTE!

>>130721703
Busy finding more genders m8

>>130719043
So much for global warming. At least global cooling would finally come into effect.

If you live outside of America it doesn't matter. You might get a bit colder - that's it.

The projected ash cloud will go just past the east coast and into the Atlantic.

It won't cover the west coast. Commiefornia and other areas will receive a little bit of ash fall but not much.

Stop panicking unless you're in America... in which case you're fucked.

When the burgers fall the Empire shall rise again.

Prepare yourselves, faggots.

I live only 15 miles away from Yellowstone. I just kissed my daughters, my wife, and am now calling my parents to tell them I love them just in case. We will die as a family and happily see eachother in heaven

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>he really thinks yellowstone will erupt

Where are your proofs, retards?

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I'm just barely on the other side of the rocky mountains.
I'll be okay, r-right?

>Brazil
no thanks
>Argentina
maybe
>Australia
would be cool, can I bring my dog?
>No New Zealand
well shucks

>>130717408
0 hope we all die

EAST COAST BEAST COAST

Looks like you fags are gonna die, and I'll be sipping lattes

>>130719681
White people from the suburbs here are pretty fucking ignorant and live in a bubble. Got that one right.

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pls wipeout the Utards

>>130717408
If this shit actually happens, it will be the ultimate confines event. I will watch from my computer while millions die.

>>130717585
>whites
Americans are 60% PoC

>>130722671
climate cooling could last up to a decade. The temporary climate shift could alter rainfall patterns, and, along with severe frosts, cause widespread crop losses and famine.

>>130718625
Actually Soviets considered this for real.

It was hot af today, a cooling would be nice.

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>>130722695
America exports hundreds of billions of dollars of food every year. We effectively feed the third world. Not to mention that global cooling on this scale will fuck up agriculture everywhere, not just America. This will also create a refugee crisis that makes the current one seem like a joke as tens of millions flee a continent ravaged both economically and ecologically. You are incredibly naive if you don't think this will fuck over Europe too.

>muh Yellowstone maymay

Fuck off

>>130720869
Tsar Bomba triggered many seismic earthquakes even though it was detonated in no seismic area.

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>>130723057
pls hab mercy we are white
also pretty well prepared

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>The probability of a large eruption at Yellowstone in the next year is currently calculated at one in 730,000.

Whats the hubbub bubs?

>>130717408
I'm going to mexico

>>130721521
South Africa
>Nah nigga we don't want no whites

Let that country burn for good.

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>>130722205
>>130722359
Remember to like us on our memorial page on faceberg pls

WE MUST BUILD A GIANT DOME OVER THE VOLCANO

>burger education

If Yellowstone errupts, it will be complete chaos. Darkies gonna be looting and chimping out, anarchy will be everywhere. Russia and China will be sweeping into the US as well. It will be the end of the United States.

>>130723285
>widespread crop losses and famine
Shit happens.

We'll take you Ameribros. No niggers though, sorry.

>>130722931
Its a supervolcano moron, the eruption will cause a continent scale earthquake.

>>130722522
>Implying the herald of the apocalypse wouldn't be a sweetie

>>130723348
its all fun and games until millions of refugees are at every gate

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Wasn't there a report a few years ago about how the US would pay Africa during a temporary displacement from Yellowstone blowing up?

>>130723572
Would that work? That or nukes.

>>130723679
I'd rather die than be on the Afro-Eurasian continent

>>130717408
Come uk Europe bring guns and freedom we need both

>>130723664
Yeah but the map >>130721898 shows I'll be fine.
I'll hold my dick so when the earthquakes happen it'll be like mother earth stroking gently

>>130722695
>You might get a bit colder - that's it.

you would think a bong would know about the "year without a summer" you know Mount Tambora erupting in 1815, and Yellowstone would eject 10 to 20 times more shit into the air, so yeah I think the whole world would be fucked not just burgers and Canadians.

>>130719545
Good luck, Yellowstone-chan!

>>130723737
Nothing will happen you retard its FUCKING NOTHING OK

>>130720729
>dropping 22 degrees celsius
Arizona here
would greatly appreciate that

>tfw Ben Garrison lives in Salt Lake city
We will have to find a new cartoonist

>>130723348
Majority of our food here is either British or from Europe.

Migrate all you want - you won't be coming in, cunt.

Enjoy choking on the ash.

Then came a severe earthquake, so severe
that it was beheld by the whole world.
38

>>130723455
Did you even fucking read the headline?
This is completely fucking abnormal. Something is happening in that volcano.

>>130723807

But imagine if Africa, with all its unused bounty of resources, was suddenly full of white people. That could be pretty great.

>>130723596
Can i stay with you

>>130723903
where does Buckley and Dobson live? This is key.

>>130721476
Based Swede, rare

>>130723856
Where are the proofs this would happen? :D

0/10 butthurt burger.

>>130724124
>diseases
>Mudslimes
>even more niggers
>instability all over the place
no

>>130723985
Enjoy your collapsed agricultural system as your climate becomes arctic

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>Take american refugee
>He tries radicalizing your family with MUH JESUS
>Get shot
ffs

FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
U
C
K

O
F
F

W
E
'
R
E

F
U
L
L

Allah Akbar

Entirely due to climate change

>>130720869
A nuke directly over the Hotspot would provide more volatile energy then small earthquakes hundreds of miles away. Even more so if you buried the nuke prior to detonation to more efficiently transfer force directly into the ground.

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>>130717408
>implying i wont tread through the ash wastes with my group of armed friends and myself removing kebab, niggers, and illegals as i find them.

God speed sons of dixie

>>130717408
us burgers will just grab our twenty guns each and invade the shit out of you third worlders if we need to.

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>>130717408
>mfw looking at all the foreigners ITT who are too stupid to understand that an erupting supervolcano is a global event. Too stupid to understand there will be no farming ANYWHERE ON EARTH for years after the event.

Oh sweetie

>>130723153

delet

>>130724453
>full
tell that to Western Australia

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Yellowstone blows up and gives rise to the Fimbulwinter. Mark my words.

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sorry burgers. stay on your side of the fence. mexico is full

>>130724124
>But imagine if Africa, with all its unused bounty of resources, was suddenly full of white people.

So USA 2.0?

>>130722051
>>130721521

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>>130721274
>>implying you dont have a 1% chance of surviving
So you're saying there's a chance.

>>130719692
You're more than welcome to apply to come here legally. Can't say if you'll get approved though, we may have reached maximum capacity.

>>130724453
To bad you took the money its gonna get crowded

>>130725259
A volcanic apocalypse is STILL better than Mexico on any given day.

Sorry, Paco. We'll take our chances.

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Yellowstone will blow. The ash will usher in a new ice age. The races which cannot survive the cold will be extinguished. Numbers do not lie.

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>>130726217
I'm not seeing any digits man.

>>130719276
>he didnt say fuck off
aussies want us.

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>>130726217
Checked

>>130718689
"hundreds of earthquakes"
like one stupid 4.5 quake and its little tremors.

Anyways, if it was going to erupt, we would have about 12 months to prepare for it. Its not gonna just blow up at any time.

>>130717408
Wake up, YellowStone-chan!

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>>130726745

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>>130717408
Yellowstone wont happen. The happening wont happen unless we create darkness from obscurity and from obscurity, light. We must recall the old tenets of Kekism, before plebbit shed light upon us. We must blacken the sun, and blind the world with our light. To do this we must TAKE BACK KEK. Make him so unpalatable for normies that they stop even considering him the Meme-God. HE IS OUR MEME GOD, NOT THEIRS, WE MUST SHOW OUR SUPERIORITY ONCE AGAIN.

Reddit, Tumblr, Facebook, and Twitter must BURN with the blood of normies and kekistanis, and we must take back kek, or else our happening will never come. Normies weaken the memes in our blood, they dilute them and make them stupid rather and blind rather than deep and layered like the layers of irony which seeps into this website.

PORTRAY KEK IN OUR LIGHT, MAKE OUR LIGHT BLIND THEM AND WE SHALL STEAL THE SUN

>>130725178

>Amerifat
>thinks he could live in the Pilbera

You wouldn't last a week m8

>>130722237
>insert any fucking country here

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>>130727232
Kek will grant us another boon. Shaliday!

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>>130727325
>Aussies
>calling anyone fat

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>>130726534
rechecked

>>130725223

>You realize Yellowstone is just a prison for the Ice Witch who once released will send the world into an icy paradise

>>130728117
it'll probably fix this heat wave

>>130727923

The American exodus has already begun

>>130717408
I live in the epicenter. I'll be immediately ashed. I won't have to deal with it. Enjoy your great migration, faggots. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

>>130719545
Good luck yellowstone-chan!

>>130717408
No where. I'll get a mask.

Everywhere! I own a yacht

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WE WILL TURN KEK INTO OUR OWN AGAIN.

>>130720729
This is the best outcome. New cyberpunk ice age future!

>>130728783
post apocalypse kek cult

any survivors make this happen

>>130719545
Good luck, Yellowstone-chan!

>>130717408
AMERICAN REFUGEE TIER LIST:
1. Australia because AngloSphere bros
2. Argentina because pew die pie looks like messi now
...
257. Brazil

There shall come over the whole earth an intense darkness lasting three days and three nights. Nothing can be seen, and the air will be laden with pestilence which will claim mainly, but not only, the enemies of religion. It will be impossible to use any man-made lighting during this darkness, except blessed candles. He, who out of curiosity, opens his window to look out, or leaves his home, will fall dead on the spot. During these three days, people should remain in their homes, pray the Rosary and beg God for mercy. All the enemies of the Church, whether known or unknown, will perish over the whole earth during that universal darkness, with the exception of a few whom God will soon convert. The air shall be infected by demons who will appear under all sorts of hideous forms.

>>130717408
we should all migrate to Israel and shit it up

>>130717408
Probably to hell because I live in Colorado and haven't been THAT good of a person.

>>130729074
Gods curse best curses

"According to the National Park Service, the largest swarm happened in 1985, when more than 3,000 quakes were recorded in a three-month period in the northwestern portion of the park.

The park is one of the most seismically active areas in the U.S., experiencing 1,000 to 3,000 earthquakes a year. The quake activity is caused by the large number of faults in the park associated with the volcano that underlies Yellowstone."

Anyone have that list of prophecies from the fucking leaf? You know, the one that says "an island will drift away" and "a killing bolt will streak through the night?"

Gotta check it to see if it says anything that could hint toward an eruption.

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>>130719127
>im sure the governments got a plan in place to make sure most of us wont die from this

>>130719545
I Love you, Yellowstone-chan!

>>130729277
Digits confirms.

>America get's GG'd
>This in turn GG's the entire 3rd world who relied on the US for gibs

>Canada freezes to death

>Now that US is GG, Israel get's GG'd by Iran/Saudi, but Israel also counter GG's them at same time

>Russia decides not to freeze to death and moves south and takes over the Mediterranean and western europe

>Chinks try invade Australia for reals

>SECRET JAP ALLY unveils secret Gundam program and laser weapons and raze Hong Kong and take over China

All that is left is Japs, Ruskies and Aussies and true peace is achieved when the three most racist countries on earth achieve cooperation and national pride but unified as a world conglomerate.

>>130723896
just a bit below arizona, would also greatly appreciate it

>>130725259
North America is fucked spic anon even you will die.

HAHAHAHAAA DEAD SPICS MUAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

PLEASE GOD NO NIGGERS

>>130719545
I love you Yellowstone-chan

>>130717408
I'd house as many US citizens as they'd allow.

I can't get enough of you fucks.

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>>130717408
>if this blows up
>meme volcano

Yellowstone will never explosively erupt. The only thing Yellowstone will ever do is ooze out. It might ooze a lot, but it will only ooze. There will be no explosive Yellowstone eruption. Ever. Stop believing this derpy meme.

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>>130720583
Don't come to the south then. This was today

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>>130717408
cmon leafs and burguers

Only retards living around Yellowstone would die from the blast, the ash would barely reach the west coast and mostly drift into the middle of fucking nowhere states

>>130721898
As long as New York and Bahstan are fine then I cant wait. Fuck every other state.

>>130717408
And I beheld when he had opened the sixth seal, and, lo, there was a great earthquake; and the sun became black as sackcloth of hair, and the moon became as blood;

It will throw enough ash into the atmosphere to block out the sun for 100 years. Wind will carry the ash across the entire planet. It will be a thing we like to call, a nuclear winter. All forms of life will die. Humans will have to eat other humans since even the plants and fish will die.

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All three countries are garbage, but I'd rather go to Australia.

>>130730428
dum dum

>>130730252
>drift into states that grow all our food

>>130730252
Anon that eruption releases teraton scale of energy meaning enough to crater a US STATE. Some of this energy will pulse through the ground in the form of powerful earthquakes across the continent and probably tsunamis as well.

>>130730583
>all of our food comes from America

come on man

>>130717408
There is nowhere to run, OP
Kiss your life goodbye if that volcano erupts

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Plz kek, give me doobles to confirm.

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>>130717408
>http://archive.is/2YSsN
>According to the National Park Service, the largest swarm happened in 1985, when more than 3,000 quakes were recorded in a three-month period in the northwestern portion of the park.
literally fucking nothing

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DAILY REMINDER

>>130730622
>The last time the Yellowstone supervolcano erupted was 640,000+ years ago. The Yellowstone eruption area collapsed upon itself, creating a sunken giant crater or caldera 1,500 square miles in area.

The crater isn't from an explosion, it's what's covering it caving in.

>>130719545
She is scorching hot !

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>>130717408
>live in wyoming

I'm going outside to jack off

>>130730961
Surely you could strike a deal with your emu overlords to let the most attractive of us come to serve as their sex slaves alongside you

If this actually does become a problem, Canada is becoming a U.S territory no-exceptions

>>130720729
>22c drop
>Everyone heads for Africa and the middle east
WE DA REFUGEES NOW.

>>130717408
SOON

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIMkppsQ3fg

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BRING IT ON.

I got my Nascar beer, double barrel 12 gauge, and more AMERICAN flags than I do hands.

Drunk as a skunk, ready to kill a mothfucking volcano if it's got beef with ME

>amerimutts immigrating here
No thanks, we already have enough untermensch.

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>>130731375
actually sven, the temperature drop should be more noticable in the africa and ME regions than the snownigger regions

SO GUESS WHOS GONNA BE HAVING MORE REFUGEES COMING OVER LMAO

>>130720729
this is my understanding of the situation

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Why don't they just send a group of scientists into the volcano so they know what's going on?

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>>130731513
Hell Yeah! Git sum!

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So many fucking digits for this happening.
Can't deny that this will get meme'd into reality.

8/21/17 @11:35a local.

There's danger in the summer moon above......

>>130717408
as much as i enjoy this yellowstone shit. you summer fags really need something better to do. go get a summer job mowing lawns instead of shitposting.

>>130731993
By then, we must turn the sun black in our own way. In order to do so we MUST purge reddit from the kult of kek's fold. Kekism must be pure, untained by normies, plebbits, t_drones or kekistani filth

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>>130731640
>SO GUESS WHOS GONNA BE HAVING MORE REFUGEES COMING OVER LMAO
Australia.

>>130719545
Goodluck Yellowstone-chan! ^_^;;

>>130720386
Do you think coloreds are even capable of that sort of introspection, Anglo bro?

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>>130732191
I like where your mind is at, anon.
Please accept this humble offering for your high energy.

>>130719545

Good luck Yellowstone-Chan! I love you!

>>130720141
He meant what he said. It's good because the quakes elevate the pressure making the odds of a mega eruption more likely.

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>>130721521
If they didn't just work that shit into normal trade and diplomacy, our politicians are even more stupid than I thought. I really hope it's just more doomsday fear monger skewed facts as most of these kinds of articles tend to be. Looks like fake news at first glance, and this kind of sensationalist blather isn't really worth my time away from 2d qts to look further into.

>>130720358
I am, because it'll be an event with global scale. those images you're thinking of only refer to hot falling ash. those people will at least die somewhat quickly while the rest of the world goes dark and you have to deal with chimpouts and the like. I'd rather die by mother earth's hands than by some nigger who shoots you and your family over scraps of food.

>>130732651
You wanna purge Kekistani, plebbit and normie heretics? GOOD.

Start converting old pro-kekist imagery into symbols of Kek in the form of Nazi's, Southerners, and other variants of White Nationalists. Make him so revolting and racist the normies will no longer accept him. WE MUST PURIFY THE MEMES. THE MEME WAR MUST COME, NAY IT WILL BE A MEME CRUSADE

>>130733103
Tbqh famalam, I wanna purge anyone that isn't in my tribe.

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>>130733278
Then lets start with Plebbits/T_Dronalds/Kekistani SHILLS. The process is simple, turn an old image of Kek into something like THIS. I would commend those who portray Kek as a skinhead, nazi, or other sort of faschy sorta dealio too, that really scares the normies off.

>>130717408
Aussieland

Because

>>130733561
once the outcry begins, we begin to systematically hunt down and call out anyone who cries against us, for they are heretical and against the cause of liberating pol's memes. Kek is not for everyone, it is for POL and POL ONLY. He is OUR meme-god, we shall NOT spread his likes unless it is by the sword of hatred, leaving only reviling people in our wake.

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wait i live in north mexico, am i getting fugged too?

>>130731937
AYYYY


Wish we could just know another pollack when we see em on the street and get drunk together... hope someone figures that out soon. specially if we're getting supervolcanoed

>>130733892
Ur getting ur shit pushed in by my big burger benis. Digits confirm.

>>130722204
Inb4anthropogenicvolcaniceruption

>>130730961
But Australia remember you'll be letting in mostly aryan people

>>130719545
GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE-CHAN!

I LOVE YOU YELLOW-STONE CHAN!

FABULOUS VOLCANO EXPLOSION, KEK GRANT US!

>>130734555
It'll only be granted once we PURGE REDDIT from pol. TURN KEK INTO A SYMBOL OF HATE WITH ME ANON. TOGETHER WE CAN CONQUER.

Yellowstone please blow your hot load

Sage all yellowstone slide threads.

>>130734555
This get!

Thank you so much yellow stone chan
We love you yellow stone chan

>>130717408
I won't accept a single one, i'm still angry about the Argentina white meme

>>130731899
Maybe with a giant drill ship to the center of the earth to light off some nuclear material somehow neutralizing the volcano.
You fucking dipshit. its unnaground. we cant get to it. All we can do is monitor.

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>>130734555
>>130734811

WE DID IT ANON

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>>130735028
i actually keked
Well i don't fucking know why isn't mexico on that list of countries, maybe because they will just get in and mexico will accept them, just like every other kind of refugees through history

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Ill be nice an comfy in south florida

>not having to worry about being vaporized in my sleep

feels good man

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>>130735268
NO YOU FUCKING FOOL. WE HAVNT EVEN BEGUN.

>>130735028
Sorry Argentina....but Chile is even more white than you.

>>130717408
This is how Australia will have the population to globally dominate

>>130725259
The cartels will still drive illegals into our country after Yellowstone blows up.

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>>130735366
CHECKED

>>130717408
People who live in Siberia will notice no difference.

They already live in a cold shithole anyway.

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Hhahhaha Florida is one of the only states that isn't going to be instantly BTFO'd by rocks.

How can they ever recover?

>>130719545
Good luck Yellowstone-chan! I love you Yellowstone-chan!

>>130717408
Reminder that hugging male family members or friends once Yellowstone blows may result in liberals hundreds of years from now, suggesting you were in a homosexual relationship by looking at your statues made of volcanic ash.

Will you still hug people, /pol/?

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>>130718304
>>130717408
>>130719692

fuck off we are full

This excites me in the same way popping zits does, but on a massive scale.

>>130719127
surely the government will save us!

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>>130735288
tfw no one checks your digits

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>>130719545
My heart only belongs to 1

>>130720729
>1000s of years

dude just grow plants inside people do it with weed

>>130718625
Depends on the spot. If you could blow off enough crust to reveal the magma chamber than ya it will blow.

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>>130724099
http://www.newsweek.com/yellowstone-supervolcano-earthquake-swarm-eruption-risk-627189

I'm in illinois so I shouldn't get too much ash

>>130736484
Archive the clickbaiters
https://archive.is/GXq6S

>>130717408
sorry, we are full

>>130719545
Good luck Yellowstone-chan!
I love you Yellowstone-chan!

>>130717408

Brazil is unbelievably shitty for all it should it be.

Some parts of Argentina definitely have potential, especially the south. Add Chile on that too. Uruguay seems like a giant comfy ranch, God tier meat plus legal weed.

Australia has lots and lots of untapped potential. A shame they never embraced that pushing spirit of the USA but rather instead let in gooks by the thousands and bow down to an old hag at the other side of the world. New Zealand is clearly the superior choice between the two. Great climate too.

White blue eyed burger here in the "ash zone."

Will one of you take me in? I have guns and a pickup truck.

>>130737088
do you accept blowjobs from a qt beaner?
n-no h-homo :3

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>>130726694
Thats where youre wrong bud, even with technology today its still impossible to predict when earthquakes will happen
>California

>>130726068
we'll just dump them in the nullarbor, those who make it to civilization can stay.

>>130717408
Americans aren't my famous people with their insane views on Christianity and zealotry, but I'd 100% take a massive influx of white people, we could use it as an excuse to stop more immigration.

>>130737570
favourite* auto correct

White Americans only please.

>>130729582

State cucks will never learn

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>>130737855
nah we are full m8. They will all look like this:

>>130719545
GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE-CHAN!

>>130738155
glady that than a nigger

>>130719545
Good luck Yellowstone - Chan!

>>130719545
Good luck, Yellowstone-chan!

>>130720729
Hydroponics, electricity, heating, modern technology and medicine. First world will be a comfy world.
also we are full so I see no chance of resettlement here for burger bros.

>>130738285
Or none at all.

Fuck off we are full.

>>130717408

http://www.newsweek.com/yellowstone-supervolcano-earthquake-swarm-eruption-risk-627189

Yeah, this isn't going to happen.

On the other hand, a major solar flare has a 1 in 500 chance of happening every year.

http://www.businessinsider.com/massive-1859-solar-storm-telegraph-scientists-2016-9

The average person lives 70-80 years so the chance of a solar flare happening in your lifetime is not small. It would be like a massive EMP blast all over the world.

>>130719545
GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE - CHAN

>>130717408
>Argentina
>I love Argentinas

>>130717408
i'm actually going to glacier national park here in two weeks. if it happens i hope i die quickly

>>130717408
>Where are you going???

NOWHERE BIIIITTTTCCCHHH!!!!!

I live in Florida in the southern-most end of the 561!! I live on the intercoastal right on the OCEAN!! I've got a BOAT (one center console with a motor and a 2-tier Cat!)

HAHAHAHA!! The constant sea breeze will blow that toxic fuckery well away from me.... I have fruit trees and a huge garden... ALL THE FISH I CAN EAT RIGHT IN MY YARD (good shit too, snapper, grouper salty channel cats... awwww yes!)

You fags love to shit on Florida but guess who'll have the last laugh???
Honestly... I'll cry for all the dead white kids... but I'll spit on the graves of you fags who shit on my state year in and year out while doing so from some shithole landlocked plain like Oklahoma or Idaho. You fags can eat a dick... (Montana excluded... I've never met a man or woman born and raised there that I did not get on with 100%)
The rest of you faggots can eat ash, and if you sirvive then enjoy living on HUE HUE HUE """welfare""" hahahahaha!!!!

>>130734260
>americans
>aryan

The only thing you are genetically superior at is accumulating fat.

Bring guns and I will treat you like a brother

>>130719545
Good luck Yellowstone-Chan!

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Southern Hemisphere is best hemisphere

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>>130740083

>>130737570

I'd be fine with a large amount of Euro Americans

As you say, it'd shut up immigration cucks, as it'd push us to the limit, and they tend to be more right leaning on average

If they could bring the 1st with them, that'd be great

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Keep in mind how Yellowstone isn't a single caldera, but a system of them.

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>MFW

>>130719545
good luck yellow-stone chan

As a geologist the ignorance expounded in this thread nearly gave me a fucking aneurysm.

Displaced Americans wouldn't go to fucking Australia or Argentina or Brazil. That's the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard, especially Argentina and Brazil. Yeah, we'll just send people from Wyoming to a Spanish or Portuguese speaking country for shits and giggles instead of having them go to the East Coast, or the South, or fucking Alaska.

>>130739278
Glacier is one of the most beautiful places on Earth. Enjoy your trip, anon.

>>130722051
1 in 730000 is too close for comfort for the world not ending this year. Similar odds to getting a royal flush in Texas holdem.

>>130720999
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Year_Without_a_Summer
m8 a super volcano being triggered by nukes is going to block the sun for a lot more than a year
Compared to Yellowstone, Tambora is a lil' bitch

Nah, never happens anything here.
On the other hand, Australia...

>>130719127
>the governments got a plan
yeah, for the elite

If anyone wants some reading material, ashfall distribution study and models

http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1002/2014GC005469/full

Displaced Americans will just move East for a short time, if at all.

>>130719545

Good luck, Yellowstone-chan!

>>130719545
Good luck yellowstone-chan!

>>130720999
>>130742664
Just to illustrate what I mean a bit
The last yellowstone eruption is classed as mega-colossalon the volcanic explosivity index
Tambora's hissy fit was classed as super colossal, the second highest, which seems impressive, until you consider that the numbers for ejected matter and for the plume size grow in powers of 10.
Potentially, Yellowstone can cause 10 times more shit than Tambora did
And that's considering that we're talking about a non-pent up yellowstone and it really fucking is
it's a few hundred thousand years late to be specific
so if that fuckers blow, whatever survives will have to call it the decade without a summer
and if we're particularly unlucky and the conditions trigger a nuclear war, then we might as well call it the apocalypse

>>130723596
Yea but can I bring my guns?

>>130717408
i'm sure that in Chile americans would be welcome immediately. we like you gringos

>>130719545
Fuck you bitch

>still haven't built my bunker
I still need time. Plug that shit up.

I'm an old ass man - and they've been talking about yellowstone exploding since I was a young lad.

Nothing is gonna happen, calm down kids

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>>130719545
GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE- CHAN!

>>130745328
You'll be the first to die when she blows :^)

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>>130745328
DO YOU NOT REALIZE WHAT TIMELINE WE'RE LIVING IN RIGHT NOW?????

Was in Yellowstone this entire past week. Felt the 4.5 in West Yellowstone. Was the first quake I'd been through. Very mild desu. Still a bit unsettling to feel the FUCKING GROUND SHAKE. (or sway slightly...)

No.130717585

> Yellowstone supervolcano explodes.
> Houston through Seattle destroyed
> Hawaii secedes
> Canada invades Alaska
> All US populace left is in California and the 13 original colonies

Shit...shit shit

Who is going to be there to not vote for Hillary in 2020???

>>130719862
I imagine if you get high enough into the mountains you might avoid the worst of it

>>130717408
Should only affect northern hemisphere due to wind currents that sit around the eqator.

Kek, Northerners die while the southerners breathe nice clean air.

Also will wipe out about 80% population too.

Northern hemisphere 6,700,000,000
Southern hemisphere - 800,000,000

KEKEK

Suddenly brazil and argentina turn into a great place to live right lads?

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>>130724124
>But imagine if Africa, with all its unused bounty of resources, was suddenly full of white people. That could be pretty great.

Hmmm, sounds familiar...

>>130742525
thanks anon, will do my best to. also going to the canadian side, though that's just for the lower drinking age