You have $1 Trillion to save the world. What do you do?

>>130715636
Watch the world burn.

>>130715636
>You have $1 Trillion to save the world. What do you do?

>save the world

I dont understand the question.

>>130715636

throw away my genetic jew stock to some ugly fish faced chink at the chance for 2 trillion

>>130715636
Call me Mark, I have a true compassion.
We can do it together if you trust me, there will be checks each step of the way.

>>130715636
/pol/ony

>>130715636
buy a lot of helicopters

>>130715636
Get fancy gear, dress up in a costume, get a tank and patrol Gotham city looking for evil doers.

>>130715636
Remove Africa.

>>130715636
Set up counter propaganda.
A new right wing Hollywood , news channels

>>130715636
See how many sex change operations I could get before dying in surgery.

>>130715636
Pay Americans to watch a big budget blockbuster that exposes them to the (((deep state))).

>>130715636
Moonbase and a lot of nukes

No amount of money will save this world, so I would spend the money on weed and super elite prostitutes.

>>130715636
i would fly to afghanistan and purchase a poppy field and live like a king for a week until i ODed. Then i'd leave my 990 billion left over to the first jew who asked (idk how much an actual poppy field would cost, id overpay for sure though)

t. actual degenerate

>>130715636
Gas the jews, race war now.

Buy out a small country in Africa, and pay american muzzies, nogs and spics to move there.

>>130715636
Desalination technology or medical research.

Hire all Soldier Armies available and gas Khazar cuntires like Israel, Saudi, Quatar, UK, US, EU, what else

Gas all their (((govt))) then install god-fearing Europeans to do the rest

No jews allowed to survive, we have to make sure this time

>>130715636
I don't think Christopher Poole, the inventor of 9Gag, has done anything to save the world.

>>130715636
donate as much as i can to jewish organizations and pro israel groups

>>130715636
>> have zuckerburg and soros assassinated

>>130715636
datamine on social media for big corps

>>130716782
Would it be cheaper to hire an army to invade Swaziland, or just buy it out from the King. Hes only worth about 200 million, so id imagine he'd sell it for a couple billion

>>130715636
Buy all the rice in the world. Goto the middle east and Africa trade rice for sub humans to sterilize themselves.

>>130717617
RIP m00t 1889-1945

>>130717785
>assassinating the pawns

>>130715636
kill the jews

>>130715636
Nuke everithing including me

>>130717728
This af senpai

>>130715636
colonize Antarctica as capitol of a new anglo empire

>>130715636
save the bees

keep it for myself because i don't believe in communism, faggot

Buy anime and manga

Snort a lot of coke and buy a lot of prostitutes
I don't own the world shit

>>130718282
NOT THE BEES

>>130718267
CORRECT ANSWER
although I've always though Greenland might be a better option
50k people that live there will need to be removed first though

>>130718011
Do you really think it wouod feel any less great?

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>>130715636
fund freedom fighters in the middle east

>>130715636

save myself

>>130715636
Give myself $1 billion so I can spend the rest of my days snorting coke and banging hookers on private jets and yachts, give the rest to someone more qualified than me who can actually get shit done.

Crash the gambling industry.

Poker rooms that charge a $10 cover in lieu of a rake are already viable. Do the same thing on a mass scale for slots. Set the slots to zero house edge, sell drinks and food.

Problem gambling solved. It becomes nearly impossible to develop a problem since you should win as much as you lose.

>>130715636
buy nukes and launch them all to israel
well. maybe save one or two for sweden.

>>130715636
Build wall

>>130715636
Infiltrate all Halal supply everywhere...

Wait for Hajj...

>activate

>>130716317
This. Its always been my dream to create a pure version of hollywood that will run kikewood to its kness.

>>130715636
Start a colony on the moon and mars.

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>>130715636
make anime real

>>130715636
all white space colony, the only way to save the world is to destroy it and start again.

>>130718633
both

another new privine of the empire in greenland and it's people removed
removed meaning enslaved to fight the polar bears in Antarctica for us

>>130718675
Actually wait this is ten times better

Spend a small portion on to research and launch a project that will turn mars into a habitable planet within the next 15,000 Years. As progress happens we will probably be able to make it happen sooner, but its better to set a goal now than latter.

Then put a huge PR even on to find the worlds best minds for Gas Separation techniques. Throw all of them into a room with a bunch of Aviation engineers and tell them to build CO2 scrubbing planes that can have a noticeable effect of at least 1% in 5-10 years.

Still promote clean energy as we are going to need all of our burnable energy sources for when the world gets stupid fucking cold cause we entered an ice age in around 1-5 thousand years. Even sooner if Yellowstone erupts (it will)

at this point i probably have ~500 Billion left, I would purchase the entire state of oklahoma and turn it into the worlds largest rotating farm. that is 80% automated as we need the food to come out perfect and leave human error out of it. Within 10 years we could partially solve world hunger.

Any money left over I would keep to myself.

>>130715636
Buy nukes. Nuke financial hearts of the world to destroy (((their))) power. Saudi Arabia gets glassed too.

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>>130715636
form my own army & special forces. Decimate every last muslim & save humanity. Be given President job for NWO as a result. Take power & gas the dindus. Feed gassed dindus to the jews creating an aids epidemic within the jew community killing them all off.

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Ask poor people for money and run for President.

Oh and kill the white race to bring forth a world slave cult.

>>130715636
Quietly set up a colony in a fertile area of africa, invite like minded individuals to work the land, defend a perimeter and slowly grow our community. Keep a couple hundred billion on retainer to buy good will from Israel and/or America. The end result would be an underground network to retreat to should any real shit hit the fan on a global scale.

>>130715636
Live off the interest

>>130715636
Make Anime Real af

/MARaf/

>>130715636


Of course this is a satirical answer and it is only meant for humor. I in no way endorse what I am about to say, it is merely a joke and should never be taken seriously.

With that said, I would put a hitlist on the (((elites))) while living in a beautiful Mexican island full of the qtest trap prostitutes who I would then live with for the rest of my life, meanwhile shitposting and watching the happening threads roll.

>>130715636
Offer a 150 dollar bounty on any brown scalp.
1000 for a hooked nose.

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i told you 3 trillion, 3 trillion, ill fix the climate.

>>130715636

You don't understand how money works

>>130715636
buy out /pol's mods

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>>130715636
I would just abandon all modern technology, I would buy horses and carriages, have a Victorian manor built for myself, go down to savile row and have frock coats, morning suits, and evening tails made up for me, I would go to locks and buy toppers and bowlers and just seclude myself to a life as a Victorian aristocrat reading my dickens, and bible, and listening to the phonograph,
Pic related, the dresses I would buy my wife (they're made in the USA)

Start a donation fund for my future presidency

>>130719214
No amount of terraforming will compensate for almost complete lack of Mars magnetic field

Terraforming is a waste of money. Before it's first stages are even complete, humanity will have a technology capable of uploading human minds to cyberspace and remotely manage robots/androids from there.

>>130715636
I would off every lobbyist, their kids, and their kids' friends. Then I'd nuke Israel, and lastly I'd set up a counter-hollywood, reinvest in the education/economic bridge we have going on (which is shit poor) and probably off every politician except trey gowdy and people like him. Trey's alright.

***THIS POST IS SATIRE. NOTHING HERE SHOULD BE CONSTRUED AS GENUINE OPINION. EXCEPT TREY GOWDY BEING ALRIGHT.***

>>130720288
You think change happens for free?

>>130715636
Every day is Holohoax awareness day

>>130715636

Squander it

>>130720849
It comes with growth.

>>130716192
Don't know if I should be scared.

>>130715636
>You have $1 Trillion
>to save the world.
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>GO ON A BANGING VACATION FOR EVERYONE

>>130715636
Nuke Africa

>>130715636
1 million cash prize per scalp of (((_______)))

>>130715636
Buy massive amounts of land and build walls to obstruct the view. Then tell all the commoners that they can eat cake while hoarding all my money,

>>130715636
Ethnoweapons

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>>130715636
spend 1 trillion on a project to build a death start.
aim and fire at earth.
fixed.

>>130718914

I think about that whenever the Mega or Powerball lotto jackpots are up. With so many regular people having that dream of creating an alternative Hollywood and competing news media, one wonders why the rich have not tried to tap that obvious wide open market. You would think there would have been at least some with those deep pockets or a group of investors that would want to take it on. But none, all these years. Makes you wonder.

>>130715636
Arm the poor.
>Kill the rich.

>>130715800
Get out Soros

>>130723041
nice

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>>130715636
Every red dot it' a Tsar Bomb.

>>130715636
Abolish the central banking system by any means necessary.

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>>130715636
Use the money to form a para-military organization/secret service, get in contact with said organizations from other countries, overthrow the current world leaders, take over and start working on a pseudo technocracy while also making public literally any state secret from any country.

And also push hard for the developing of machines capable of replacing humans, pushing for research of biological immortality & genetic enhancements, sterilize the chinks and niggers.

GAS ALL THE KIKES https://youtu.be/ZXqKWL6Sgzo

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>>130715636
I would spend 50 billion dollars research Artificial Womb technology, and then another 50 billion dollars automating it to perfection.

Then I'd set up a facility in the Ozarks, bribe the local government and populace to cover for me, and then mass produce white people in such absurd numbers that we outrace demographic replacement by several times. These children would simply be dumped en-masse into the state's warding program, probably overwhelming it and forcing them to implement mandatory foster-home programs--which is fine by men, I literally don't care a whit, I'm a multi-billionaire.

Sometime around 2030 if the CIA hasn't assassinated me yet, my investments in Chinese gene-mapping and in-vitro modification will have paid off, at that time I will initiate part two of the plan: The largest designer-baby firm in the United States. Another 5 billion dollars to buying all of the propaganda I need to make people want Aryan super-babies, I'm pretty sure with that much I can crush out the feeble attempts by my opposition to fight back. Another 10 billion dollars into turning the tides of the media back towards white identity and right-wing American values. Massive funding for Palestinian causes will naturally give us a venue to normalize antisemitism.

By 2040 the first generation of Aryan super-children will be reaching adulthood, brought up in a brown country but told that they are the future, and that their genetic material is enviable and superior. It is around this time that we will begin to simply normalize Hitler. With WWII a distant memory, I will simply pay to have Hitler's image scrubbed clean and the history books rectified. How much money could that possibly take? How many people need ten million dollar contributions before they submit to my will? Not enough, not in this country.

By 2050, the New American Reich will be born, with my children standing at its forefront, each tattooed with the Black sun over their hearts. Then the pograms begin.

>>130715636

pay someone 100b to drink all the juice

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Hire 100,000 devs to work on Linux.

>>130729611
Full time

Start assassinating left wing people.

>>130715636
How many nukes can I buy with that?

>>130715636
Buy all the gold in the world. Melt it down and sculpt it into a massive golden dong.

I would buy a small island with wifi, make a giant farm, till the land, and keep a nurse on hand to make sure I don't DT from alcohol withdrawals

>Buy Island
>build wall on Island
>tell everyone its a safe haven for white people
>let white people come live with me
>watch everyone else die

Could be fun

>>130716493
It's all about that Mexican home grown poppy my friend. Both ECP and BTH. Also, homemade fentanyl.

>>130715636

hire death squads to take care of globalist shills

>>130715987
>sounds like you already saved

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>>130715636

More development in creating robot waifus

Ship blacks back to Africa and fix that shithole.
Ship muslims back to hell but not before nuking Israel using Saudis.

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>>130715636
Nothing.

Try and find out everything in the world, if not possible then all to drugs and hookers, fuck the world.

>>130715636


donate all of it to the CLINTON FOUNDATION.

they will know how to properly disperse the money to the needy

Perfect sex bots, become the anti-Soros and begin the campaign of wiping out Islam, cleanse the prisons of anyone that will never be rehabilitated or has committed very heinous crimes, stamp out thug and gang culture, buy North Kore and make it the worlds biggest Disney Land.

>>130719411
yeah but what would you do with the other 999 billion?

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>>130715800

Kill all the jews