Going to Germany this summer How do I not die?

By not going to Germany

>>130707802
Avoid shitskins and big cities.

>>130707802
Don't go to the cities, stay on the country side. Avoid tourist destinations, avoid refugee camps. Go hiking or something, plant a tree. Thanks.

>>130708416
>avoid refugee camps

What why :^]

>>130708080
What would happen if an American were to sieg heil in a public place, such as a museum of remembrance of some sort in your fine country?

>>130707802

You could die anywhere at anytime, stop being a pussy.

>>130707802
Meet a German girl and bed her. At-least you will not die a virgin.

>>130707802
berlin is shit dont even bother

frankfurt was ok when i went a while ago but its probably awful now

germans will have to tell you if there are literally any cities left worth visiting

>>130708664
3 months or up to 5 years jail.

>>130707802
Don't go to Germany.

>>130707802
Germany is fucking awesome. I'm here now. Smoke Cubans and fuck 10/10 hookers for 50 euros.

>>130707981

/thread

ignore the rest

>>130708687
Germans have already accepted their share?

>>130709135
This is true

>>130709060
Or fine up to 5000€

Stay where you are. You fuckers are too obnoxious.

>>130707802
What part nigger

>>130707802

Norway instead

>little history to see so you can spend your time hiking
>less brown people
>less Muslims
>women are easier and more attractive

Food is expensive though so get used to eating nothing but waffles and fish goo.

>>130709135
Anon, I would not waste my time of money with German Hookers. Try to meet a nice German Girl or Tourist

>>130707802
Convert to islam

>>130709063
Not op but I went to Bath few months ago on business and it was the nicest place I ever visited, UK is nice outside of londonistan.

>>130709362
This is actually good advice. Then all Germans will suck your dick and be afraid of you.

>>130709357
Bitch I've fucked more Germans than you will ever know. Hookers are best cause it's cheap and great. Go to an FKK club.

>>130707802
There are few countries on the planet as harmless as Germany. Just don't get killed in the traffic and you'll be fine.

>>130707802
Don't be a nigger

We're gonna start the kike purge, you have to have a death wish to come here, the government is going to burn in their jew temples.

14/88, niggggggaaaaaaaaa

>>130709482
I will give it a try. Just my personal preference, but I do have mad skills.

>>130707802
holy shit you are in for a surprise if you go to a train station, literally nigs and Muslims everywhere.
When i went to Dusseldorf hauptbahnhof i felt like i was in north Africa.

Black-face then you can get free money and pussy.

>>130709482
Lucky for you to FKK Club has Senior Discounts.

>>130709634
Kinda true but I'm a big American with other big fuckers so they leave us alone. The German women usually sit beside us cause they know we would whip an arabs ass if they tried anything.

>>130709634
Is this bullshit or real?

>>130709786
I know it's always old German guys there. Mother fuckers

>>130708664
Why are my fellow Americans so autistic?

>>130709833
Bullshit.

>>130707802
I went there the last winter and survived. It's not that bad and people were rather kind.

pretend to be canadian

>>130709891
I love Germany, would move there if I knew multiple languages. I just wonder how much has changed since the open door policy.

There's too many rapists there and stuff like that.

OP, you will be missed.

>>130709398
Not the poster you're replying to, but I also went to bath few minutes ago for a business.

>>130707802
>Avoid big cities
>drink beer
>enjoy

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>>130707802
Dres up as a ninja, Germans seem to love ninjas

>>130709262
Come to visit the Dutch you say? If you insist.

>>130709634
True. Last time I went there I saw 2 women(?) in burkas and angry looking bearded men walking around. A week before someone got stabbed. The area around the station is quite bad.

>>130710131
Idk the refugees usually won't even look at you if you are 6 foot 200 pounds. I've seriously only seen like 3 so far and I've been to almost ever major town. The hookers alone make it worth living here. Nothing like cumming inside 10/10 Bulgarian pussy for 50 bucks.

>>130710131
Such as Arabic?

>>130710452
Fuck off Londenstan.

>>130710241
Beer has been forbidden in germany since syrian muslims came.

>>130710555
Ok Nuevo Nuevo Mexico

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>>130707802
you can actually have a great time in germany with little money.
however i prefer staying at home and watching chinese cartoons while getting drunk alone.

>>130710403
50 bucks is way too much. i always pay 20.

>>130707802
>>130707802
Don't fuck with anyone who is sympathetic to immigrants in any way. They most likely have AIDS.

>>130707802
>>130707981
well if you can survive america, i'm pretty sure you'll be fine in germany
>>130709011
>berlin is shit dont even bother
for americans, sure. it's like london, if you don't really know young people who live there you miss out on all the great bars, clubs, events, theatre, secret cinema, rooftop pool events, small city park festivals, warehouse parties, underground raves, house parties, and so on.

doubly so if you're a fat american tourist who perpetually wants to film shit on his greasy iphone, no-one wants you in all the places we go.

>>130707802

no matter how degenerate and faggy poople who visit germs are, they must never fall for the mohamedkraut's world record fagginess and fece sex.

you will die of aids.

>>130711001
That flag and you're accusing people of having AIDS

Go across the border to Poland instead and have a way better, safer time.

>>130709833
its real

>>130710875
>while getting drunk alone
that's depressing my man, drinking alone is not fun at all, at least what it seems to me
I think that a little hashish from your Moroccan neighbors could be of a lot better use if you're staying at home desu

It's a shame I couldn't visit Western Europe before it was a shithole. I had plans to visit there this summer, but changed my mind and went to Thailand instead.

>>130711485
you realise there are western european countries that have less % of muslims than the US, right?

>>130711485
But Thailand is also not as great as it has been. Cambodia is now more fun for the real south east asia wild west feeling

>>130711694
Yeah I've heard good things about Cambodia too. Wish it wasn't such a long flight for us

>>130709244
>>130709060
>put American in jail for banned speech
>Trump demands them back
>calls Germany a bunch of faggots

>get foreign fines
>don't pay
>literally nothing happens
Wow, I'm so scared.

>>130711892
Well, you can't go back though so it's a one time only thing

>>130711340
and doing both?

also how is russia? one of my russian friends migrated back to russia and is now selling fruit or something like that. he doesn't want to come back tho i think.

Do you get stared down if you're not blonde and /or blue eyed?

>>130711892
>drumpfs SAVE ME

kek

for a sieg heil mommy merkel gonna send you to gulag, warmbier

>>130709315
Mostly a small town an hour south of frankfurt

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>>130707802
you will need the SS Robothund

>>130709060
bullshit

>>130709060
Disgusting, what happend to deutchland

>>130709833
Real
Germany needs racemixing anyway
There still too much racism in germany

>>130714096
da fick doch deine niggerfotze du blöde Sau

>>130713923
You happened, Schlomo.

>>130714593
Scheiss edgy 4chan rassissten. Junge werd erwachsen oder es gibt volles Prund aufs Maul.
Rassissmus ist falsch und wenn du alt genug bist wirst du es auch sehen.