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I just fixed America

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I just fixed America
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>>130701484
Looks fine to me.
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>>130701484
Uruguay doesn't speak Portuguese, though
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>>130701733
I don't think Mexico did before you came.
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>>130701820
Point is, they'll learn to
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>>130701820
What reason to unite uruguay to brazil?
Bot that I care all subhumans traitors to spain are vermin.
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>>130702063
Laziness, I didn't think much about Uruguay. I probably should've given it to Argentina
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>>130702063
I thought Brazil was Portuguese?
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>>130701484
How is annexing a socialist country into a democratic republic helping America? It's just adding leftist voters and assuring leftist majority.
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>>130702717
>leftist voters
What do you think California was created for?
Faggy lefties are not the majority, they just have the loudest mouths
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>>130701484
fixed again
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>>130703408
Don't make Ancapistan too large, it's more of an experiment.
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>>130701484
Why give up military bases and ports in California? Take it back by force, pussy America.
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>>130703408
fixed south america
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>>130701484
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>>130703681
ancap need the jungle. brazil needs to be white and there arent that much whites to need that much territory
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>>130704163
get rid of shitskin chilean and they are mostly like us
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>>130702941
I'm talking about Canada you idiot. Annexing Canada would do nothing but give lefties a super majority. Also Cali was a swing state til about the early 90s. Do some history research Ivan.
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>>130701484
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>>130704503
>I'm talking about Canada you idiot.
I know.
California will be a containment state.
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>>130701484
>giving newfoundland to quebec
For what reason?
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>>130702717
You deport them first. And only landowners should be able to vote.
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>>130702063
>What reason to unite uruguay to brazil?
IT'S /OURCLAY/
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>>130704724
o boy here we go again
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>>130703681
but if you make it too small, there will be too many people per sq. ft.

if there's too many people packed into a small space in the Caribbean federation or ancapistan then when you're walking around you might accidentally tread on one of them

and i've heard they REALLY don't like that
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>>130701484
>2 socialist countries still
>Le I fix continents by merging countries cause I failed my geography classes
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>>130704432
>argentinian talking shit about other nations
very very thin walls on your glass house, friendo
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>>130701820
kek
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>>130701733
implying someone gives a fuck , they're like 12 people. brazil is the only relevant country down there
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>>130704503
This meme is trash, in reality canada is roughly 50% conservative, the only reason dude weed man was elected was because people were sick of Harper. Also our population is 36 million
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Please do it.

Wish you could hear the desperation within the remaining Canadian men. Please Trump save us all.
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>>130705596
Devuelve Malvinas, Xilodonto.
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>>130705489
All those borders are artificial anyway.
One Socialist country is for containment, the other one is national socialist. I know, "Amerindian" is a broad term, but I think in the face of extinction they'll finally be able to work together instead of killing one another for beaver pelts.
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>>130701484
This is a good plan as long as Canadians leave. Otherwise, they'll just fuck up our country with their shit.
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>>130705596
we insult your personal bitch and you go crazy
wew
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>>130701484
I got no problem with this, just stay out of our lands America, we don't need your Freedom© here. Thanks.
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>>130706340
i dont care either way, i dont think anyone in england does i think the only reason we haven't given them back is because everyone forgot we had them and no-one in england cares enough to remind anyone, like are they even worth the paperwork

scratch that i think their main purpose is just to keep people like you eternally assblasted for some reason
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>>130701484

Yeah but we don't want Ontario. Or really BC for that matter.
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>>130701484
Thank you for leaving Quebec apart - the ROC deserves to be annexed
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>>130702063
>Uruguay
You mean the Cisplatina Province?
It belongs to Brasil!
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>>130701484
>exclude Quebec but include Louisiana
Why do people hate French Canadians so much
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Seems about right. But central america belongs to Mexico.
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>>130701484
>Peru
>Socialist
We are a coporativist nightmare mind you ok.
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>>130707277
>we haven't given them back
Implying you have any power, John
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>>130703408
>Absolute trash
Delete this.
No gaucho wants to be a part of Argentina.
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>>130701484
Get rid o Florida
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>>130701484
Canada is ours faggot
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fix'd
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>>130708053
I wouldn't recommend.
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>>130704724
>No Argentina
Almost perfect. All that is missing is Cisplatina to be a part of Brasil.
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>>130708053
Now, this is something all SA would fight o avoid.
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It's a damned shame that California turned blue 2016. Definitely wish it was red, but alas, the "muh safe space" libtards juuuussst had to give California over to Clinton. Just retake California by force at least.
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>>130708053
Disgusting.
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>>130701484
>United Costa Rica and Panama with Honduras, El Salvador and Nicaragua
I can't emphatize "I hope you die of anal cancer" enough
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>>130708053
Beautiful
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>>130701484
PERFECT
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>>130707571
Fuck off from dota. Your kind is not welcome
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>>130708053
Hello Uma Delicia
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>>130708053
hue?
HUE HUE HUE HUE
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>>130708053
you must hate us a lot
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>>130701484
This is the first fixed map I've seen that wasn't thoroughly retarded. Good job.
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>>130708053
hue hue hue hue
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>>130708053
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>>130701733
>>130701484
>>130701820
If Uruguay had to choose between being Brazilian again or becoming a part of Chile/Argentina, they'd without a hesitation choose the latter.
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>>130701484
But why would we take in the part of Canada that California loves after walling off California?
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>>130701484
>I just fixed Amera

Aztlan not included. Fuck right off toothpaste nigger.

Seriously.
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Why is /pol/ so autistically obsessed with muh culture and yet has no problem just arbitrarily merging borders for no good reason other than there's less there?

I see this all the time with U.S. state map posts, is it just an autistic thing to put things together and change their name?
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>>130708053
Can someone explain the autistic fixation you idiots have in grouping countries together?
I'd rather kill myself than living in a united central america or south america. All combinations you have posted here are not only bad, are stupidly bad.
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>>130708053
Uma delicia
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>>130708684
Cisplatina will be ours, it's inevitable!
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>>130708053
here
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Fixed it for you
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>>130701484

Eh, you just need to give California to Mexico, then invade it again. Deport all the freshly Mexican citizens in California to their home country.
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>>130709709
>giving up land
what the fuck
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>>130709709
>Evacuating my homeland instead of exterminating the nigger like the vermin they are,
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>>130709242
give back clay
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>>130701484
>not having a wall around (((Quebec)))
you had one job
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>>130707664
I don't think he knows about the great gaucho rampage
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>>130708053
Please no
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>>130701484
>mejeeko exists
into the treash
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Nicaragua together with el Salvador? You just created the new holocaust kid.
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>>130701484
I think we can save northern california.
the nature up there is pretty nice
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>>130704186
Ha! They wish
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>>130701484
>I just fixed America
>Increases Brazil's territory
We want to break it apart, not make it bigger.

The south and southeast should become an independant country.
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>>130706261
This is pretty true. Harper gave the liberal party a great opportunity to polish its image with Trudeau's leadership. He attracted fuckloads of woman voters, and other left-wing people disillusioned with the creepy uncle NDP leader Mulcair. Meanwhile, anyone who doesn't live in an urban center didn't vote liberal. Hell, a huge percentage of their overall vote was from southern ontario.

Scheer might give us another shot. Brad Wall should have been gunning for the leadership though imo, but after tons of negative press for screwing up SK's provincial budget it's not gonna happen.
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>>130704249
>ancap need the jungle
the absolute madmen will be eating each other
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>>130701484

Central american federation could have existed if costa rican hadnt murdered Morazan
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>>130701484
fuck balkanization, full reconquista baby
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>>130703681
Yeah, though I like the idea of a bunch of wild anarchists running around in the jungle, if the rainforest is ancap it's fucked
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*
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>>130712976
HueHueHue
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>>130701484
Works for me
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>>130701484
I like it, but Paraguay (or Uruguay, I forgot which one is the best one) is actually based. I don't feel like they should be annexed by any other power.
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>>130712976
i'd be fine with this tbhfam
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>>130712839

You forgot the whole panama stole the canal from Nicaragua. It took over 100 years to get it build now.
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>>130712976
>mfw this beauty pops up
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>>130701484
Newfis are not french they should be their own people, they really are like their own country and culture in real life any way.
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>>130704503
It is time for the rake up here.
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>>130707503
Hands away proto-Joaos! It's only, and only our clay.
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>>130712976
Thanks for the template.
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>>130714874
For the Empire!!!

Remove spics and reconquista Cisplatina!
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>>130704163
An entire mountain chain is not enough
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>>130701484
canada and half of the west indies is british property

crown land
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>>130701484
>implying CA is worse than Oregon or Washington
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this is the only correct map
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>>130717304
BASED
A
S
E
D

UK is the best ally.
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>>130716067
>canada and half of the west indies is british property
>crown land

Crown land belongs to the Queen, God grant her long life, not Britain. Britain is simply another place she owns.
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>>130717304
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>>130702063
Wealthy brazilians own the place as we speak
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>>130708053
Annnd that's Mercosul for you all
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>>130701484
>French guyana in ancapistan
We will never let you
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>>130717304
Should have added a landlocked Bolivia just to make the joke better.
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Make Latin America Spain again.
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>>130718586
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>>130719178
Do you have a bigger image?
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>>130701484
DEUS VULT
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fixed it
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>>130719178
Spain brought the inquisition to the americas, they can stay in Europe
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>>130701484
congrats, you just gave china 800 miles of land access to america
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>>130719625
we have a winner
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>>130719178
Kudos to you from the Madre Patria, sir
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>>130719625
>Not nuking commiefornia
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>>130719625

Fuck off mart sharter
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>>130704035

> the military bases won't conquer from within
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>>130701484
>You only got about half of Quebec inside of it
wat
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enslave liberals and genocide the natives, just like muh granpappy used to say.
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>>130720319
that's what the wall is for
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You all just don't get it right
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>>130720472
South American trash detected
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>>130719965
>>130719965
We both know that Chile and you would like to come back with papi.

Ambos sabemos que a Chile y a ti os gustarĂ­a volver con papi :^)
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>>130703408
>making the entire amazon ancap

better to make it socialist desu
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Why spain is so gay?
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