Yellowstone Comfy General /YSC/ #1

>>130685715
>Yellowstone-chan
Why not "magma-chan"? So much less of a mouthful.

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are you idiots seriously going to uphold a general for some event that most likely will only happen in a few hundred to tenthousands years?

>>130685715
I LOVE YOU YELLOWSTONE - CHAN

>>130686068
Shut up faggot.
Don't you have some blacked slide threads to post?
Yellowstone posts are getting checked Left and right. You can't deny the numbers.

I LOVE YOU YELLOWSTONE-CHAN

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WHO IS READY FOR SOME ASH AND FAMINE?

>>130686681
If it means Canada will fall it is worth it.

So... Can anyone give me a Date for the happening? Or simething?

>>130686068
because meme magic can happen much, much sooner duh

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>>130686681
oh you know exactly Who

Anyone have the link to the article that said the SUPER VOLCANO wouldn't affect much outside of the park itself? I forgot to screencap it for lulz.

>>130685715
I LOVE YOU YELLOWSTONE-CHAN!

I LOVE YOU YELLOWSTONE-CHAN!

>>130685715
Is this a long-game happening? You cucks are gonna make these threads everyday like there's a skyking happening, but you're literally going to be waiting 1,000 years for a volcano to explode?

>>130686857
21 Aug 17 @ 11:35a local

>>130686857

The last time it went off was around 70k years ago.

Considering the massive time scale its pretty hard to know when will it happen, it could happen in 10 minutes or in 10k years, but the latest increased seismic activity its pretty worrisome.

>>130687450
Exact moment of eclipse totality over Yellowstone, for the uninitiated.

Whats comfy about end of the world? have you guys got no loved ones that you are scared to lose?

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>>130687618
>pretty worrisome.

you misspelled "pretty awesome"

>>130685715
GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE - CHAN

>>130685715
GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE - CHAN

>>130687755

I dont feel the need of pretending being a edgy neckbeard on the internet.

Such a catastrophic event would be incredibly bad for the world, the humanity and civilization.

>>130685715
If Yellowstone goes, the breadbasket of America will be wiped out for at least five years meaning the American—and shortly thereafter, global—economy would collapse, with probably a fourth of the population in the world starving within the first year. All those high-population northeastern states would become a free-fire zone for rampaging barbarians, and obviously California and such will implode. The only portions of America that would be relatively untouched would be Alaska, Hawaii, Texas and the South.

But yeah, a worldwide conflagration would ensue. I could write a really lengthy post detailing everything, but there's no point. Everyone grossly underestimates how important the USA's continued existence is to the planet. Example: 1/4th of Africa's caloric intake comes from food aid from the USA. Without food aid, guess which direction the nogs will migrate in order to get food. Europe's little boat problem would become an open invasion.

>>130687755
I don't feel the need to pretend anything. Life sucks and Western civilisation in both USA and Europe will be gone in the next 50-100 years, what is there to live for? If some massive extinction happens it would kill off most of the useless elements in the society and it would be an overall improvement once the dust settles.

It would also cool the climate to help fight the effects of global warming

And it would reduce the problem of overpopulation

If anything it would be beneficial for humanity and civilisation

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>>130687618
we were born too late

>>130685715
We deserve this for our decadence. We have forgotten God and chased our own selfish desires. We ridicule those who try to follow His laws and celebrate anyone who brazenly violates His righteous ways.

And don't try to pin this on the left. Stormweenies are just as responsible with their "muh based paganism" and "muh dead k*ke on a stick".

God gave us countless chances to repent. Instead we ignored Him and embraced a false frog idol. This is our sentence. We can only hope that as individuals we might receive His mercy, either by carrying His message on into the new world which is about to be born, or by receiving eternal life in Heaven.

I will pray for you, /pol/, and I hope you pray too.

I love you, Yellowstone-chan!

>>130688607
>Europe's little boat problem
The only way this is a problem even now is the cucked to death Greece and Italy coastguard that does not carry their duties for either turning back or outright sinking unregistered boats

>>130686068
That sounds like something a volcano would say

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"molten magg-MA!"

>>130685715
Good luck yellowstone-chan! We all love you yellowstone-chan!

>>130689271
Italy was doing precisely that and the jEw U began fining them. The message was clear: Soros' people smugglers have unfetted authority to dump unlimited black people in your countries and you can't stop them.

There's actually a few instances where Greek coast guard units committed piracy against the migrants, kek

>>130685715
Good luck Yellowstone Chan. I love you Yellowstone Chan

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>>130685715
GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE-CHAN!

I LOVE YOU YELLOWSTONE-CHAN!

>>130685715
Pls yellowstone chan. Only when the wind blows west.

GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE-CHAN!

I didn't wanna live past 40 anyway.

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>>130687755
>>130688033
>>130688754
Polandbro is right. No downsides. Would love it.
>tfw prepped

>>130685715
Good luck Yellowstone-chan~~~

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>>130685715
NOOOOOO!!! Stop meming immediately!
Don't you understand that the ash-cloud could literally end Western civilization?!

Could we pour some water in it to cool it off?
Or maybe poke a hole in the chamber to relieve some presher?

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>>130690913
>the ash-cloud could literally end Western civilization?!
Stop or else I might cum with the force of a thousands eruptions.

>>130690913
Like that is a bad thing

GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE - CHAN

I LOVE YOU YELLOWSTONE - CHAN

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>>130691122
Have you ever seen what happens when pouring water in a smelting furnace? And that hole? You could never drill a hole big enough. pic related. Now you know how "bad" (lulz) things really are.

>>130685715
GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE-TAN

I LOVE YOU YELLOWSTONE-TAN

>>130691219
>>130691416

You have to go back, Achmed.

ARGH I'M NOT READY I HAVEN'T FOUND A SHITBOX 80s HONDA GOD PLEASE GIVE MORE TIME YELLOWSTONE-CHAN I WANT TO CRUISE THE APOCALYPSE IN SHIT MEME STYLE

>>130691122
>Checked
I dont think it works like that Anon, maybe if we blow it up

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>>130691416
Fuck it!
GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE - CHAN
I LOVE YOU YELLOWSTONE - CHAN
Praise Kek, for the memes!

>>130691900
>not wanting all this shit to fall apart
>not wanting all non europeans and summerworshipping normies and leftists be driven out of northern lands by volcanic winter
>not wanting to live ebin in a post apocalypse world
You have to go back, Normie.

>>130692314

>being a faggot edgelord on the internet

You have to be 18 to post here.

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>>130685715

That yellowstone chan is not cute enough to cause a happening I'm sorry

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>>130692543
You had enough time to get /prepped/. Now you shit your pants.
>mfw happening
Stop being a normie and embrace the Happenings

>>130685715
GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE-CHAN

>>130693045
>the germanic is having flights of fancy
whomst'd've thunk it

It will happen this august
>screencap this post yurobros to remember me by after I perish in the cleansing fire

>>130693197

On the bright side, we can look forward to him starving to death during the global famine.

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>>130693197
>"germanic"

What will happen if we meme Yellowstone-chan, Winter-chan and Ebola-chan all at once?

>>130693045

>He thinks he'll be some kind of tragic hero living in the wild kinda like Stalker or in Metro 2033

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>wake up and see this

wwyd

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>>130693747
we will finally be able to escape this place, its the only way

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>>130685715
GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE-CHAN!

>>130693551
12 months dryfreezed food and bottled water in my cellar. Enough salt for the next 3 years. Rice, and other stuff. Wood oven from granpa times. 5 large storerooms of wood. Guns and ammo. All kinds of gear and equipment. Most vulnerable part of house is a 2,1 meter high wall at the back of my house overlookable from a hiddin balcony. I think I'm gonna be comfy.
>>130693790
Now you make your little jokes Spain. Then you will think about that /prepped/ anon from Austria.

>>130685715
Good luck Yellowstone - Chan! Also I love you Yellowstone - Chan!

>>130693947
Rejoice

>>130693947
Well, I'm in the Midwest, I'd probably see you fuckers in hell.

>>130685715
All the climate change shills should be protesting the supervolcano.

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>>130693747
Winter-chan is tied to Yellowstone-chan

Where do you think the name "The Order Of The Frozen Ash" comes from?

If Yellowstone happens, a harsh Winter would surely follow, starving all those who are not prepared.

Ebola-chan is gone, sadly... all it took to find a cure was a few white guys getting infection.

Also
>>130688607
> 1/4th of Africa's caloric intake comes from food aid from the USA.

When Yellowstone happens nigger will starve anyway. Ebola-chan is but a pleasant memory now

>>130694217

You'll be overrun by the African hordes within six months. You'll be housing a dozen of them personally since you have so many supplies, courtesy of your own government.

>>130694217
Do you have any cold weather gear? Like Antarctica rated? Because after Yellowstone Europe will be covered in a massive ice sheet.

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>>130693947
Hop on /pol/ and write one final shitpost before my ego drifts into the void

I love you Yellowstone-chan

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>>130694675
>after Yellowstone Europe will be covered in a massive ice sheet.
I can feel comfy already

>>130694675
>>130694639
I live in a small village far from large cities. The Nigger horde is maybe 30 "refugees" in the next town, because our govenor is a closet racist and refuses to fulfill quotas.
It will be 10-25 below zero, lad. And even for that I have gear made for siberian winter. Even my fucking tent - in case I have to stay outside while hunting is double walled and cozy af.

>>130685715
good luck yellowstone-chan

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Slavbros ITT, how are you gonna spend nuclear winter?

>>130685715
I love you Yellowstone - Chan!

>>130694217
i hope that's all in a bunker with a hidden entrance, otherwise be prepared to fight off the hungry urban horde

Good luck Yellowstone-chan

>>130685715
GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE - CHAN

>>130695235
>muh urban horde meme
Yeah, man the city dwellers will walk 50 kilometers to my small village. We are talking about people here who have no idea that you have to cook water and put charcoal in it to purify. They'd die in the chaos of the cities or on the first 20 km outside of the cities. Hell they are not even rly used to walking longer stretches with even light weight. Bunker is nice, but if your grandpa build the house like a fortress and at the same time looking like a small house among other small houses from front with a heavy massive gate you're gonna have no probs.

>>130695750
>boiling water and adding charcoal
wat?

>>130693790
>>130695750

You're totally the kind of guy I pictured on my head, fucking lmao.

>>130686681
1-3 mm ash masterrace
For once living in jew york benefits me
My garden will be fertilized by the pyroclastic dust and the ashes of flyover state residents

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>>130685715
I'll take about five amerifat refugees into my home as long they work that magic lemon pledge shit on my Windows.

Make it happen Pepe!

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"GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE CHAN!!!!" ~ *Leaps out of the screen and gives her a smoochy kiss* ~<333

>>130696512
fag

>>130696011
Boiling for bacteria and virus removal. A little bit pulverized charcoal to get rid of poisons or contagions.

>>130697071
putting charcoal in the water before you drink it wouldn't do shit to remove contaminants that would come from ash

>>130686681
>Live in Boise
Whoops! Lol

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>>130695191
Just like any other winter really. Nothing special.

>>130697071

I need a preppers manual for how to deal with shit in case YS erupts. Someone must have a folder with useful information in case of a happening like agricultural tips and so on.

>>130693333

>>130695587
>>130695260
>>130693837

is this about yellowstone?

>>130685715
GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE - CHAN!

>>130690264
VOLCANO PUSSY BOUT TO BEAT IT LIKE ICE
KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
WHERE'S SHE AT?

>>130697380
No shit? I wasn't talking about ash water. Who would ever try to drink that? Well except city dwellers. There are closed wells in every second house in this part of rural Austria. Ash does not reach down there. Since they expanded the sewer systems many of those are contaminated. Also you can dig for groundwater when you know where to look for it and that needs too purification.

>>130697569
I hope so.

>>130689282
Underrated

>>130698048
after a volcanic eruption the large amounts of heavy metals released by the volcano often contaminate the water table making any groundwater including wells unsafe

but don't worry there's a solution beer

or bottled water if your some kind of fag

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>Seismic activity ramps up when /k/ brings back the ashlands writefaggotry

>>130698895
Not so far away in Europe. Also it takes time for e.g. rain to bring heavy metals deeper than 5cm into the ground. There will be no rain only a bit ash and then snow.

>>130685715
Yellowstone requires a human sacrifice. We can set up a welfare collection line in the park and attract all the leftists. This will please the volcano God's and solve the liberal problem.

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>>130685715

Wow big deal a little volcano is going to erupt

>oh no it's the end of the world, run to the hills

It's literally nothing you larpers, just go there and get your cameras ready for some cool images that's about it.

>>130699334
Fair point and if your near a mountain (like I am) the ground water probably pretty high in lead and tin anyway so it probably wont be too much of a change

>>130700037
t.yellowstone

>>130685715
I love you Yellowstone Chan!

>>130700131
>tfw eastern Austrian flat lands
Not much more than a few hills here.
Better die due to lead exposure after decades than dying of thirst in a few days, I guess.
Mointain is nice I guess, since there are always caves or old mines where can con find shelter in case a winter thunderstorm breaks loose. I is not fun shoveling oneself out of tent burried deep in snow. Remember to always have a geiger counter rdy and iodine tablets. There are nuclear power plants which are old and could melt down and pollute vast areas.

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>>130700037
oh yeah, volcano eruption is just like champagne bottle popping, right? grab your cameras and enjoy the view, right?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1883_eruption_of_Krakatoa

Enjoy the read and imagine this happening on land, instead of island. and now imagine it multiplied by 2 or more.

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>>130700037

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>>130687450

perfect.