ABSOLUTE HAPPENING

>>130673822
Clickbait is what's happening

>>130673919
/thread

>>130673919
Gotta sell that superblue.

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>>130673919
ALEX JONES DOESNT LIE

>>130673822
Fine I clicked, and he's just rambling on as usual.

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>>130673822
>clinton took our guns!
>gonna be civil war!
>bush invading everyone and is going to declare marshal law under the patriot act!
>obama wants to take more of our guns
>he is gonna get the fema trains rolling!


Things are still to comfy for civil war. If it didnt happen after the banking collapse it wont happen now.

>>130673822

>this shit again

MUH FEMA CAMPS
MUH ZOMBIE TRAINING

Jones has literally zero substance except the substances he sells to you

>>130674801
who would be in this war? poor white trash vs. urban elites?

Shit, I better chose a side, get some water filters an Super Male Vitality.

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>>130674998
There are far to many divides in the US, m8. Its not left vs right, rich vs poor, white vs dark, fags vs straights. Its basically going too be a fucking free for all. There are factions within factions that hate each other.

The US has been primed for a few decades now for the greatest bloodbath in all of history.

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>>130674801
americas too comfy?

america falls in one hour from a nuke and a earthquake

"come up hither" is the rapture

do you see it now?

Revelation 11:12-14
And they heard a great voice from heaven saying unto them, Come up hither. And they ascended up to heaven in a cloud; and their enemies beheld them. 13And the same hour was there a great earthquake, and the tenth part of the city fell, and in the earthquake were slain of men seven thousand: and the remnant were affrighted, and gave glory to the God of heaven.

14The second woe is past; and, behold, the third woe cometh quickly.

Hasn't this been happening for nearly a decade according to him?
>People will still watch his obvious clickbait and buy his shitty pills and filters

>>130673822
BREAKING: IODINE SHIELD 30% OFF NUCLEAR WAR SAVINGS

>>130675317
Nah it's pretty much just left vs right.

>>130675317

What would it take to set it off, to make it start?

PREPARE UR AR15 BURGERS

I wish it was happening.

>>130673822
When Obama was in power than it was that evil gov going to put everyone in FEMA camps and UN troops will invade.

But now with Trump gov needs your support, stay in your homes, be loyal citizen and turn in your weapons when asked. Report all dissidents in your neighbourhood.

Oh, and also buy my water filters and potency pills.

>>130675317
Yep. The closest to "sides" we have at this point are all the gibs, the elites, and the illegals and "refugees" on the left that push for globalism, vs. everybody else on the right who is sick of this shit and want nationalism.

>>130673822
fearmonger like always he's paid for that he use trend and a bit of truth to push his warmongering agenda he's part of the divide and conquer

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>>130675661
Hell if I know. I thought the homeless masses of the 2007 banking collapse would have kicked shit off, but they didnt do shit.

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>>130673996

His products are legitimate and proven

pic related

>>130674242

He gets hyperbolic as hell though. Probably the feds preparing for either left or right wing nut jobs to do something stupid. What with the shooting the other day and the Europe van of peace appropriation shit.

>>130673822
Sage

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>>130675772

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>>130676243
super male has proven herbs from thousands of years

deal with it my man

wish i could afford some super yolo swag

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Not until September.

>>130673822
David Mentalson!

>>130676555
checked

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>>130676555
FUC-

>>130673822
That baseball shooting reeks of false flag.

>Now it's normal to shoot politicians

>>130673822
>preps for

OK. I'm done with this fool. Remember all those tests and shit that were going on last year that was supposed to be for fema camps? that didn't happen. i actually considered leaving the country at the time. im a retard

>>130678242
>last year
He's been saying there will be civil war for the last 20 years m8

>>130678242
Ok leaf

>>130676555
not this shit again

>>130678413
>leans into microphone
>WRONG

>>130678394
the tests weren't related to civil war. i forget what they were called now

>>130675965

Well homeless masses are not exactly know for coordinated terrorism

The army here was training yesterday for "urban warfare" and treating large scale casualties

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really surprising?

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>>130679218

Jones is losing it he spent all day yesterday patting himself on the back after everyone boycotted his interview with that blondie.
Strange thing to be proud of nobody even watched it
Then he blamed BarryO for Trumps bullshit foreign policy
"Its Obamas fault Saudi Arabia is fingering Trumps butthole"

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>>130679239

>>130679333
>No More Hesitation Target

NEVER FORGET y2k Alex Jones bullshits hard and says russians are invading the US
>Vladimir Putin known as Vladimir the Ruthless
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WkGyAqVmCk
bill cooper knew this dude was controlled opposition 20 years ago

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>>130676555
LOL whyyyyy always the September thing?

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>>130679601

>>130679601
Summerfags hoping they won't have to go back to school.

>>130679333
wtf is this?

>>130680042
Targets our government found necessary to practice with in order to make it easier to flick the trigger on citizens.

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>>130680042

>>130673919
>>130673977

>$.02 cents have been deposited

REMINDER:
100% OF ANTI AJ SHILLS ARE PAID TO BE ANTI AJ SHILLS

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpOoBQxS6tU

>MAKE
>SURE
>TO
>BUY
>THESE
>IMPORTANT
>SUPPS
>TO
>SURVIVE
>THE
>CATACLYSMIC
>CIVIL
>WAR
>OF
>THE
>ELITES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpOoBQxS6tU

>>130676243
Holy shit that difference is tiny, especially for 45 days.

>>130678945
>Tests

Are you talking about Jade Helm 15/16?

>>130681238

yet another communist deathly afraid of someone trying to support their media empire.

listen kike, AJ has more viewers/listeners than all other media combined. and it will never stop growing because there's more of us than you. especially after I kill you when the war starts.

>>130676243
It took him 45 days to get a belt wow

>>130675790
lmao, they really trimmed back his balls good didn't they.

Controlled opposition doing what controlled opposition is supposed.

>>130674242
I remember seeing that exact video six or so years ago during obama's term. he always shouts "civil war is just around the corner"

>>130680480
Shit man!
> Prepare to hide weapon behind back, to break the conditioning

then shoot

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>>130679601