How do I become a nazi Help me /pol/

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>>130650737
You already are

>>130650949
how so

>>130650737
>>130650949
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qC_pbzXn3YM
Grats OP

>>130651062
swampgermans=germans
Therefore
>pic related

>>130650737
Get a nice tattoo on your forehead.

>>130650737
Tell a liberal you like Donald Trump

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>>130651194

>>130650737
You don't want to be a nazi

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>>130650737
Listen to lots of Boyd Rice and Von Thronstahl

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>>130650737
First off you're going to have to go back Marty

Way back back to wayyyyy back 1935 Germany kiddo where we are gonna have to meet up with some guys in a beer hall Marty and ask to become a Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei its not really that hard Marty all we have to do is ask to join pay a small fee and great scott we are in!

>>130650737
Time travel. The real ones are all gone.

>>130650949
>Because as soon as you turn around, he WILL raise his hand in a nazi salute. EVERY TIME.

Can confirm, I love doing that.

It is called a national socialist. Stop using the negative term.

>>130651691
Thats because youre a Nazi

get a "sieg heil" tattoo

>>130651601
meh the old ones all acted like Varg Vikernes on a youtube rant except less depressed and lonely

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>>130650737
love all races, but prioritize the survival of your own.

>>130650737
Did you vote for Trump?
>then your Nazi level is over 9000

>>130651800
True.

>>130650737
>Practice the "sig hi-all"

When you enter a room, raise your arm and say "Hi, all"

If you want to disguise it more, add a little hand wave

>>130652141
It's easy to condemn alcoholics and drug addicts when you have a personal physician that prescribes whatever you want and a fat junkie commanding your airforce.

How about you go out burning jewish shops. They will blame the muslims anyway

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https://youtu.be/rBqwxRzu8os

>>130650737
In todays world just slightly line up toward the right in politics and you are a nazi
If you want to go slightly deeper, stop trusting the jew, identify them and learn their tricks, develope a healty hate for shitskins. And last but not least, develop some good old nationalist sentiment.

>>130650737
start off by using the nazi LARP flag

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>>130652601

>>130650737
As funny as the LARPing and over the top imagery used here is, Nazis are fuckin retarded.

>>130651377
this

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>>130650737
First you have to become a german citizen

>NAZI
>NSDAP
>National Socialist German Workers Party
>German Workers Party
>German

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Come visit /nsg/ whenever you want more red pills.

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I want to be a nazi too! Can I please be a nazi /pol/?

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>>130656545
FROGHURT IS THAT YOU?

>>130652601
>When you enter a room, raise your arm and say "Hi, all"

kekkles

>>130650737
there are no nazis here, only larpers, and autists having fun

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>>130650737
1. give me your bike
2. ???
3. Welcome to Der Klub, Kamerad

>>130650737
It's easy. Just choose the nazi flag and spread a bunch of lies about Israel online.

>>130656632
nope, im not a christ fag.

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