Life hack for the poor fags who want to be rick

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< Beaner Anchor baby here that joined the Navy Nuclear Program at 18 years old.
<$20,000 enlistment bonus. I re-enlisted after 2 years and received $90,000, half up front. (Special program for Navy Nuke Fags for a fresh 6 years after you are fully qualified).
<2008 Financial crisis and I witnessed all the Bank bail outs. Saw bank stock triple over night and used my Navy 20K bonus money and dropped it all on Ford (F). Ford didn't get the bailout but I bought it low at $2.30 a share (6500 Shares)
<Sold Ford stock while it was at $15 a share and made over $200,000.
<Took advantage of union apprenticeship US MAP program to track hours as an electrician (nuclear)
<Got out as a journeyman and moved to the bay area and took part of the big data center construction boom making over $65 dollars an hour.
<I use the Post 9/11 GI bill which pays yours "rent" so military welfare fags can go to school. I go to University of Phoenix in house for an IT program.
<classes are 1 month long, 3 hours a night, every Monday.
<Since I go to school full time for San Jose, CA locality, I get over 3600 tax free every month (36 months school benefit).
<I had a back injury in the military and a knee sprain moving stuff in the plant (Nuclear spaces). Well documented with tons of meds. I am disabled at 50%.
<I get about $1000 tax free a month from the VA plus school money. (4600 tax free total from the VA).
<Did I mention I made $65/hr as a union electrician in the SF Bay area, full medical, full pension?
<I rent a room for $1000 dollars a month.
<All 100% LEGAL (except my parents)

Life hack complete. There you go bitches. This poor anchor baby who grew up on food stamps and section 8 made, I just gave you the blueprint to becoming a millionaire by 28. Get busy.