The best way to test whether a Middle Eastern is a good or bad man...

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is to see whether or not they love dogs. Dogs are holy and divine, possessing a grace unparalleled by any human. Their loyalty and honor knows no bounds, and when we die, we shall meet dogs donned in golden celestial armor guarding the Chinvat Bridge.

White gauze shall suffuse the surrounding, the bridge luminescent and glittering, and as the divine dogs honorably let you pass onto the bridge, where judgement shall be meted by Daena, you shall take a moment to gaze into their eyes and hear this poem:

"Panting, barking,
all that we do is suffused,
with honor and justice,
for we channeled His light."

Those who badly mistreat dogs during this life do not deserve respect. A Muslim who disgraces a dog must experience scaphism, for he hath transgressed on Ohrmazd's decrees.

This is the test to see whether a Middle Eastern is a good or bad man. It's all about the dog.

humata hukhta huvarshta