Tell me about your ancestors /pol/

drunks.

quaker slave traders

We wuz Normans n sheeit

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>>130625885

Kings. My ancestors were the Egyptian pharaohs of yore.

>>130626340
I like your ancestral aesthetic anon. Quite glorious.

>>130625885
Kangz, each and every one a kang.

>>130625885
Wasn't that pic a piece of artwork for a Norse god off of Age of Mythology?

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>>130626815
Yes

Doesn't matter what your lineage is. It ain't shit if you don't have your own personal success stories to back it up. Otherwise you're just taking glory for shit you never did.

They were loaded and fled the bolshevik revolution, settled in France.
Now i'm think of doing the same and go back to Russia, how's life over there ? Any tranquil spots ?

celtic hill niggers

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>>130626640
Thanks, I'ma lso Etruskan mulatto tho.

dirt peasants, as far as I know

fled soviet occuptation

>>130626946
>implying personal success isn't the result of genetics/opportunity granted through hereditary circumstance

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>>130625885
Polish jews, russian jews, danish jews, irish, british and nord

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMGZtkMS3sQ

I come from a bloodline of pimps and whores

>>130626937
Good game. Taught me a lot about mythology and history. I love how every unit and building had a historical explanation behind it.

>>130625885
Good catholic Irish.

>>130627438
Meh, the Norse campaign made us Dwarves

>>130627579
(((Dwarves))) are the worse.

>>130627756
What do we have to do with Dwarves

>>130627874
I wonder who is behind this mine.

>>130627068
My great grandma was Swiss. She looked Sicilian tier, short and as dark as a mudskin, but with huge beautiful gray eyes. She was the best cook I've ever met.

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>>130625885

>>130625885
They wuz Warriors.