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Britain yes! 2017-06-20 04:22:56 Post No. 130621248
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Britain yes! Anonymous 2017-06-20 04:22:56 Post No. 130621248 [Report]

>Alexander Chansey, 34, was a lifelong London resident on a nighttime jog through historic Hyde Park
>At approximately 11:45 PM, he heard a scream and went to investigate. He found Elizabeth Smith, 19, being mugged. The mugger was later identified as Mohammad Abdul, 26. Abdul was armed with an illegal knife
>Chansey leapt to the rescue, tackled Abdul, and told Smith to "call 911" (editor's note: the correct police number in England is "999," but most precincts automatically reroute calls to 911)
>During the ensuing brawl, Chansey was cut across the lip. He disarmed Abdul by grievously biting his wrist. The police arrived minutes later and made the arrest
>Unfortunately, Chansey failed to disclose one important detail: that he's HIV positive. Mohammad Abdul now has AIDS
>Abdul has pressed charges against Chansey for "infliction of an incurable ailment." Said his lawyer, "No one in the United Kingdom, not even the government, has the authority to give someone AIDS under any circumstance. My client may or may not be guilty of unrelated crimes, but the punishment for said crimes does not include AIDS. Mr. Chansey went too far"
>A trial is scheduled in mid-July
>Said Chansey, "My only regret is that I didn't also give him smallpox"

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-london-40324590

Anonymous 2017-06-20 04:34:52 Post No.130622265
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Anonymous 2017-06-20 04:34:52 Post No.130622265 [Report]

A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist
”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”
At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.
”How old is this rock, pinhead?”
The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian”
”Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now”
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the “poor” (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!
The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Small Government” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.
The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.

Anonymous 2017-06-20 04:38:06 Post No.130622557
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Anonymous 2017-06-20 04:38:06 Post No.130622557 [Report]

I'm having a hard time processing this. A degenerate AIDS faggot... gave a violent muslim AIDS while stopping him from mugging some white girl... then he has the balls to say he wishes he could have given the mudslime smallpox?

What the fuck? Did he get AIDS from blood transfusion or some shit?

Anonymous 2017-06-20 04:42:28 Post No.130622932
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Anonymous 2017-06-20 04:42:28 Post No.130622932 [Report]

>>130621248
How the fuck does that criminal even have the right to press charges?
The guy didn't bite him because he wanted to, he did it to stop him from mugging and raping-killing that girl!