>Always wait to take a dump till I'm on company time DEVILISH

>go for lunch break
>before I go back to work tell my supervisor I have to shit
>get an extra 15 minute break

Scum

>show up one minute late and leave one minute early
>8 hours worth of extra free time each year

>>130620108
>>130620292
>>130620703
You're all fucking fired.

this thread is full of fucking summer non-NEET normies.

REEE

>>130620856
Since you guys are fired, I'll hire you - as long as I get to take shits while you're working for me.

>>130620856
>>130620108 (OP)
>>130620292
>>130620703

Also there will be free WiFi, drinks, and a television, as well as personal bathrooms per employee.

You may show up late and leave early by 1 minute as well - but your free extra 8 hours each year will be spent feeding me, clothing me, and wiping my ass, on that day, per employee. You'll receive extra pay that shift in the form of good socks.

Diapers for you anon

Get back to work

>>130621370
Okay I want $26 an hour, I got a degree at UofT in Native American feminist studies,

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>>130620414
I had a fuckwad boss that jewed me out of OT pay and only gave two 5 minute breaks in an 8-10 hour shift. I made sure to take shits at work. When I quit I poured sandblasting grit into the oil tank on my machine and ran it full speed until you could hear the bearings scream. Kikes get what they deserve.

>>130621927
>asking for overtime
Faggot you're what's wrong with our economy now

>>130620108
Reason #648941 that dip shits like you will always be a wage slave clock puncher.

>>130621927
Sssssssssssscum