The Real Happening

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>>130615828
Good luck, Yellowstone-chan!

>>130615919
Good luck, Yellowstone-chan!

Please destroy the Jewnited States of America!

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I got front row seats man.

Many of the first to die muh niggih.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vm2fkiNAZM

>>130615919
Good luck, Yellowstonechan

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>>130616192
Thats horrifying.

Tfw safe

>>130615919
> Kill the most white communities in America
FUCK OFF MOUNTAIN JEW

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>>130616817

>>130616817
>safe

Nobody's fuckin safe if that happens.
If you die in the initial explosion and fiery ash, you'll die of starvation or be raped and/or killed by the roaming bandits when the food starts running out.

Every city will turn into a war zone.

>>130615828
Oh wow its fucking nothing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqczaF0KT3Q

Thread theme btw

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>>130615828

This is my violent lava death theme song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2pt2-F2j2g

>>130615828

>Happening fags
>Happening

>>130615828
biblical prophecies.

Apparently this is the last pope.

What does SkyKing say?

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>>130615828
well now that everyone wants it it won't happen you dum dums
pic only related in that it is nice refreshing drink after explosion

>>130616639
Kek

https://youtu.be/Gs069dndIYk

0:15 only light shown is red

Acts 2:20

20 The sun shall be turned into darkness, and the moon into blood, before the great and notable day of the Lord come.

Lyrics are just as mysterious as "see you in September". Almost seems like he's talking about the rapture.

Do you remember the twenty first night of September?
Love was changing the minds of pretenders
While chasing the clouds away
Our hearts were ringing
In the key that our souls were singing
As we danced in the night, remember
How the stars stole the night away
Ba de ya, say do you remember
Ba de ya, dancing in September
Ba de ya, never was a cloudy day
My thoughts are with you
Holding hands with your heart to see you
Only blue talk and love, remember
How we knew love was here to stay
Now December found the love that we shared in September
Only blue talk and love, remember
The true love we share today
Ba de ya, say do you remember
Ba de ya, dancing in September
Ba de ya, never was a cloudy day
Ba de ya, say do you remember
Ba de ya, dancing in September
Ba de ya, never was a cloudy day
The bell was ringing
And our souls were singing
Do you remember
Never was a cloudy day
Ba de ya, say do you remember
Ba de ya, dancing in September
Ba de ya, never was a cloudy day
Ba de ya, say do you remember
Ba de ya, dancing in September
Ba de ya, never was a cloudy day
Break it down for me (say do you remember)
Dancing in September
Ba de ya
Say do you remember (Do you remember?)
Ba de ya, dancing in September (dancing in September)
Ba de ya, never was a cloudy day
Uh huh! (bring it back now)
Dancing in September, uh huh!
All the way down to the summer

Feelin nice and comfy up here in southern Ontario. At those anons who die in the firey ash will know they provided a top notch happening for the rest of us. It's an honourable way to go out.

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>>130618919
>how the stars stole the night away

could be connected to this

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>>130615828
>>130616639

>when you're so mentally unstable that you sit around LARPing about the end of the world via straw grasping

>>130617183
Be gone!

>>130615828

Looking foward to ash blocking the bloody sun.

It's like an "oy vey" moment up here.

This is a slide thread you fucking idiots. Stop posting in it. Sage goes in all fields.

/pol/ is a fucking joke now because morons like you keep falling for the same stupid shit.

>>130616192
You'll literally die

But then again almost all of us will probably die, food and water resources will collapse, shortly followed by a mass die-out of people animals and plant, millions more in the chaos and anarchy afterword.

It would put civilization back centureirs and the next several generations would live a hard and terrible existence until nature recovered after a century or two.

Even then the number of plants and animals will be greatly diminished meaning less robust diets for our the humans that survive, they will be smaller and less healthy. It takes 10's of thousands of years for the biodiversity to return

I dont know how humans would do during this time but its possible that we could have a coplete revert back to stone age/bronze age level of civilization for thousands of years.

And by then whatever would be left of our civilization would be heavily eroded, all plastics metals, glass and wood items long since rotted away. Only some concrete and stone skeletons in dry and arid locations would last.

Our histories, our civilization it would all fade into myth, most forgotten.

we would be the Atlantis legends of some future primitive civilization if the species even survives.

>>130615919
I love you Yellowstone-chan

>>130616639
I can feel it. Can you?

>>130619416
What are we sliding, other than your "fuck my wife you big black nigger"-appreciation posts?

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Good thing mexico hasnt built that wall yet. Imma be running to Mexico.

Awww shiet.

>>130620018
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

>>130619492
The everlasting nuclear winter that follows the volcanic blast.

Yep it would become a dreary dead world.

>>130620018
my almonds...

>>130616151
TFW the rest of the world doesn't know about the subterranean half of the United States.

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I thought this shit was gonna happen, not yellowstone

Recommended viewing: old BBC TV movie "Threads".

>>130620580
now LARPers are saying both

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>IT'S THE REAL HAPPENING THIS TIME I SWEAR

sage

>>130620580
The eclipse is 100% going to happen.

>>130620580
Look at the path of the eclipse through Wyoming.

>eclipse triggering volcano eruption

proofs?

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>>130615828


>Danger in the summer moon above.

Wait....

WTF did you mean by this op?

Help me understand, what's wrong with the moon????

>>130621219
Jew ritual magic.

>>130621345
The US is getting a total eclipse on august 21st.

aka Midsummer.

>>130615919
Good luck, Yellowstone-chan!

>>130616817
hey you, this guy
>>130617048
is right. Watch The Road

>>130621219
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/01/090116-eclipse-volcano.html

>>130617232
lolwut is this?

>>130621659
Sh-shit....

>>130615919
Good luck Yellowstone-chan, I love you.

>>130619492
>not having a mormon style year of supplies.

>>130616192
Nice man, I'm about to be moving to Loveland. Can't wait for those fiery hellstorm views

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>>130615919
This bread is extra toasted

>>130619277
What was the tower, Mr. Dubbs?

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i will be visiting the NW U.S in september, hopefully it just project bluebeam (virgin mary projected on the eclipsed moon) and not yellowstone.

>>130621879
> a year of supplies will help me in a decades long nuclear winter and the mass extinction of most plants and animals

Ironically most moromons live so close to Yellowstone they are virtually guaranteed to die within the first days.

top kek.

>>130615828
What do you mean "break"?

>>130621790
HAVE A GOOD TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME

BUT REMEMBERRRRRRR

THERE IS DANGERRRRR IN THE SUMMER MOON ABOVE

>>130616639
No joke, there was one guy that did some serious numerology type shit on that song and kind of freaked me out.

>>130621345
It's lodged in your rectum
Again

>>130622040
True. But I am surrounded by these guys in Zion, and it rubs off on you.

Also of note, the mormons here seem to be very aware of the threat Yellowstone represents, and believe it to be eminent.

>>130621659
This just says they couldn't see the moon because of volcanic ash, nothing about an eclipse causing an eruption

you faggot

>>130615919
I love you very much Yellowstone-chan.

>>130615919

GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE-CHAN

>>130622146
If you say that in the voice of the Swedish Chief it sounds chilling

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>>130615828
Blah Blah Blah i'm a dirty tramp.

We all gonna die

>>130621998
That housing thing in London I'm assuming

>>130615828
the zb exol isn't due to align until next year so that won't happen since by then 7x7 won't be under combix control so they've nothing to gain, case closed.

>>130622327
>QQ
Queer Queen

>>130619492
It wouldn't be that bad as you say. There's everything on the other side of the world, and they'll just have a shitty climate and a lot of angry refugees to nuke. Be sure that there are bunkers all over the planet for just such things. Biodiversity is also stored up north. We're immune to civilization loss (as a species). Someone somewhere will continue to carry the technological torch, even if a billion people are back in the stone age and a few billion more dead

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This is now a molten elemental waifu claim thread.

>>130615828
>normies gonna pay for their sins

how is this bad again?

>>130615919
Good luck, Yellowstone-chan!

>>130622481
I dont understand how you dont get what would happen here.

Most of the plants and animals on earth will die, they cant live in drastically different climates

who is going to get the seed vault open when its under a new ice sheet and everyone who knows or cares about it is dead or trying there best not to be killed over a can of baked beans in whatever is left of our society.

Do it Jellystone
vapourise all pickanik baskets
That'll show 'em
You're a proper geezer

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>>130616817
you poor fuck, living in an urban area when things go to shit...

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>>130620580

>>130615919
Good Luck Yellowstone-Chan! I love you Yellowstone-Chan

>>130615828
Contrary to belief in many third world countries(looking at you OP), eclipses are not, in fact, magic

>>130620580
Fontana is a large dam right across the TN Border btw

Yeah but evolution
Which no ones ever seen
Will kick in
And turn beans into butterflies
And great white sharks into lovable little tribels
Honest
I learned that at scoo
Would people lie to me?
Why would power motivate anyone

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>>130616192
I'm also moving to Loveland

Were doomed

>>130622394
>we gonna die
No you're not, Conner. Not unless they cut off your head

>>130618919
buncha niggers on an acid trip, that video.

>>130616817
Tuckerton? Do you know Ted from coca cola?

>>130623359
Bob from Pepsi would knack him

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>>130618413
What if really meant to say the last pepe and it's just been lost in translation because the prophetic timeline was kept to the papal cycles?

Trips if tru

>>130623162
No, dude. The government wouldn't lie to us! The government wouldn't hide the actual history of mankind and lie to us about what science actually is! No way man! They don't worship Satan and keep everyone from knowing God is real!! Just go back to watching television, man. (((They))) have our best interest in mind, don't you worry.

>>130620849
hes talking about the muzzie mass attack on the US during the eclipse.
everyone will be outside to watch it.
Perfect time for mass trucks of peace, with simultaneous bataclan massacre type killing in the streets.

>>130615919
"GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE-CHAN!"
I LOVE YOU YELLOWSTONE-CHAN!"

>>130619277
And he swept a third of the stars from the heavens

Good Luck yellowstone - chan.
Pls dont kill me

"GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE-CHAN!"

>>130615919
Good luck, Yellowstone-chan!

Tho fuck off yellowstone you better fucking not explode

>>130620580
rollin for the whole enchilada

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yellowstone is going to blow this time "i meant it", every few years. It does fit pols "I'm comfy and the world is burning around me" narrative, so carry on larping I guess

>>130618616
Milk is a nice, refreshing drink after anything.

Master race is lactose VERY tolerant

>>130624206
The only thing blowing right now is your gf on my big black cock

>>130624206
>pols
Fuck off summerfag. Every idiot yelling "LARRRRPPP" is confirmed blue pilled summerfag that should lurk more and gain some knowledge about the world before posting.

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>>130615828
Happening fags need to stop getting my hopes up.

how far is the first blow off gonna be? how far away do I need to be to enjoy a few days of no sun and total chaos before I become an ex human?

>>130615919
Good luck! Yellowstone-chan

>>130615919
Good luck Yellowstone-chan!

>>130622158
You have a link?

>>130617048
>kek flag
>Hurr durr the sky will get cloudy and muh walking dead larp fantasies will finally happen
Leave.

>>130615828
They found that the fucking amount of lava under Yellowstone can fill up the entire grand canyon 11 TIMES over.

The immediate eruption would kill about 90,000 people but the arctic winter, the literal foot of ash within 1-2000 miles of it, and the sun being completely covered with ash for at least a year would absolutely decimate the food supply and crops.

And It's going to happen soon. I can feel it. You absolutely NEED to buy gasmask

>>130625003
here's some of it. >>130620580

WHY DO YOU WISH FOR THE DESTRUCTION OF THE LAST PURE HOME OF THE WHITE RACE

>>130617232
review brah on the left

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqczaF0KT3Q

>THE HAPPENINGS, predicted the ron paul meme
>See you in September 2.3
>"there is danger in the summer moon above", august eclipse coming
>Original version is 2:31 length

Joel 2:31
The sun shall be turned into darkness, and the moon into blood, before the great and the terrible day of the LORD come.

>>130615919
I LOVE YOU, YELLOWSTONE -CHAN!

>>130615919
Good luck, yellowstone-chan!
I love you, yellow-stone-chan!

>>130615919
Good luck, Yellowstone -chan

>>130625074
Dude, don't even worry about it. If you're white, you have a soul. This will only cleanse the world of the impure, soulless coloured ones. Whites will be reincarnated into a new golden age of earth, free of shitskins. Embrace it.

good luck yellowstone-chan!!!

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>>130625344

>>130625377
>>130619545
>>130622327
>loving her but not wishing good luck
Do you want to perish in the ash?

>>130625766
I'm far, far away from that ash, my friend, though I hope you come through unscathed.

>>130625766
>not wanting to feel the embrace of literally the hottest waifu yet.

>>130615919
I LOVE YOU YELLIWSTONE-CHAN!

> 919 praise thoth

>>130625344
>Original version is 2:31 length Joel 2:31
The sun shall be turned into darkness, and the moon into blood, before the great and the terrible day of the LORD come.

Fucking seriously, man? Can the signs be anymore blatant?!

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>>130617232

woops heres the right one

>>130626094
Is this rapture anon? Is this the final judgement?

>>130615828
>moon has gravitational affect on waves
>eclipse
>moon and sun both pulling the volcanic pressure towards them
Maybe there is something to this.

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>>130615828
>>see you in September
russia/korea
economy
china/japan will make choices
deep state will be ousted in glorious technicolor
skyking skyking do no answer
it's your boy A5VYZ
FUCK SHIT UP NOW IS THE TIME

>>130619492
Plastic and metal rot away? Mate there are Roman coins in perfectly readable condition all over the place, a society that has iron will not fade from history so easily.

>>130626317
Have a better version of this pic?

>>130615919
I LOVE YOU YELLOWSTONE-CHAN!

>>130625927
Thanks, but I'm just outside the kill zone. Odds are that I'll be getting a comfy ash tomb before I can get out.

>>130618919
Wake me up when September ends

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then we have the antichrist being revealed

>>130626317
HOL UP

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Pray for fucking plagues!

Kek shall will Yellowstone and cleanse the earth!

>>130615919
Good luck Yellowstone-chan
I love you Yellowstone-chan

>>130615828
Too bad this thing wasn't under LA

>>130626560
tell me about obama. why does he wear the mask?

>>130615919
Good luck yellowstone chan
I love you yellowstone chan

>>130626395
Im not talking about 1500 years we are talking about thousands and thousands of years before the biodiversity recovers enough to support large human habitation.

Those coins have been passed from civilization to civilization or stayed in sealed tombs that managed to avoid destruction and raiding.

Im talking maybe 20 thousand years without any human protection, exposed to the elements and time for twice as long as human "civilization" has even existed.

you arent thinking about how long it will take the world to recover.

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>>130626560
this kind of shilling...at least it's higher effort than BBC posting.

Why the fuck are you so fucking retarded guys?

Why do you think they build fucking cern?

Not to wipe us out, but to create different realities like in the tvshow "The leftovers"

IT will happen, but never in this reality, you propably died a few thousand times already by big happenings in other realities, but this reality will always be the one in which we get enslaved by the jews, fuck them, can't they just teleport me away to one of the happening universes?

>>130622481
>We're immune to civilization loss
Considering the african explosion and the subhumanisation of human countries, on the contrary.
Collapse of technological civilisation is our future, is the jews infect the east asians with self-genocide too.

>>130626701
The mask represents a man of peace and uniting all as one

>>130615828

Yellowstone is scary as fuck to me, and not just because of the obvious reasons. Scary because even if the people watching it know it is going to blow, they will not say anything because of the obvious implications attached to announcing that basically the entire United States is about to get destroyed one way or the other and that the world is about to be placed into Nuclear Winter for at least a year and a half.

It's not good friends, and the magma is moving based on the quakes happening. Hopefully it's nothing, but we can't rule it out because we don't know exactly how these particular monsters operate because we've never seen one erupt in modern history.

>>130626843
CERN is used to bring the fallen angels into our dimension.

>>130617048
>>130621631
u bros are looking at this all wrong.

I'm going to IMMEDIATELY start a cannibal clan. All the fags who'll be trying to stay "civilized" and get to Costco or Walmarts, lol - fuckin morons.

Tell you what, you just get into cannibalizing the weak like IMMEDIATELY after the whole thing pops, you'll be a ruthless god by the time its really dystopia like 2 weeks in.

Imma be a fucking pirate king. shit'll be so cash.

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god coming

>>130615919
Good luck, Yellowstone-chan!

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>>130627030
> the world is about to be placed into Nuclear Winter for at least a year and a half
I mean that's actually like... hella chill. I just got a new GoPro and a fresh ass new retro-onesie so I'm just gonna shred it fool. FRESH TRACKS, AY'DAY NIGGA

>>130615919
GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE-CHAN!

>>130615919
I LOVE YOU YELLOWSTONE-CHAN!

0/ 0/ 0/

>>130627279
fuck off you stupid motherfucker

>>130627618
Wow, such anger. Mad that the truth is getting out, Satan?

Wake me up when September ends...

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>>130627978

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>>130623681
Thank you, Your statement have been recorded and filed for future evidence in your NSA files.

>>130615919
I love you Yellowstone chan

>>130628190
>implying I'm not already under constant surveillance.
>implying I'm not already on no-fly lists and monitored as a hate monger
>implying I don't waste the NSA's time with anime and porn daily.

I love wasting tax money.

>>130615919
GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE - CHAN!

>>130619277
What is the context of the magazine cover? The death one does look like it could symbolize the volcano but this seems like /x/ shit.

>>130619277
THE WORLDUUUUU

>>130626171
Gtfo with that 1900's rapture theology in constant reinterpretation in every protestant Church of What's Happening Right Now.

>>130615828
sounds good to me import tons of food it gets colder

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>>130625344


Checked.

wtf????

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>tfw eastern United States

>>130615828
fear porn
fear porn
fear porn

Just go about your day people
ignore fear porn

>>130621219
Eclipse affects gravity

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>>130616192
My sister is in Minneapolis, will she survive?

>>130615919
GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE-CHAN!
I LOVE YOU YELLOWSTONE-CHAN!

>>130629343
And is this a LARP or any scientific backing over the claim?

>>130615919
Good luck, Yellowstone Chan#

>>130615919
I LOVE YOU YELLOWSTONE-CHAN

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>>130629343

Well, poos can survive in places full of shit.

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>>130615828


HEY NOTHING TO SEE HERE GOYS!

JUST ANOTHER REGULAR DAY!

EVERYTHING IS OK!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SymLFY3Ld2E

>>130629343

No, but you probably wont either

>>130629409

Yes it is based in real science.

Yellowstone erupts every 700,000 years or so. its currently at 650,000 years. The chances of it actually erupting are low, but its technically possible at any time.

It will certainly erupt sometime in the next 50,000 years.

>>130629807
>blow it up
Hmmmmm, could he be talking about Yellowstone? Or maybe an attack?

>>130629807
>Blow it UP BOOOM!!!

Is this another 9/11 all over again?

>>130629852
Me? Why? I have a working farm in my village,I will hide there if you are talking economy wise.

>>130629852
>Yes it is based in real science
Sorry, but Yellowstone isn't going to erupt from natural causes that scientists can predict. (((They're))) going to set it off

>>130626522
>>130625766
Given those numbers, I'm afraid you're right.
Better than starvation and third world rape packs, though.

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>>130616639
Good jam tbqhfamalam

>>130630276
because if Yellowstone erupts fully it can, and has caused up to 75% of all plant and animal life on earth to die and alter the climate worldwide for centuries. Lowering the world like 10-20 degrees killing off most plants and animals that cant survive outside of their respective climate zones

There is no coming back for anyone. even in india you will be suffering from nuclear winter and crop failures. Global economy completely collapses and famines would be wide spread.

assuming you don't starve or die from lack of water, or in some sort of attack by bandits or from respiratory ailments from the ash, or freeze to death, even if you make it past all that you still live in a collapsed society run by tyrannical strong men and warlords squeezing out meek existence probably with little to no electricity or clean water on whatever plants and animals dont die off within the first few years.

whatever humans remain will live in that condition for generations.

>>130630366

I dont think you guys understand the titanic size of the forces at work here, even if we started nuking Yellowstone that probably wouldn't cause it to erupt.

>>130615919
Good luck Yellowstone-chan!!

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Fuck you, Yellowstone-chan. Hail Moloch, hail Baphomet.

>>130630656
Holy Motherfuck,so this is what the new world order meant to be,the absolute breakdown of humans followed by Rothschild designed New World which will rise from the ash,KIKEs know about it and are probably mocking us.

And as said by one anon can the gravitational pull trigger this event?

>>130630656
>I dont think you guys understand the titanic size of the forces at work here
That's funny because I don't think YOU understand the evil forces that control this world. I believe fallen angels have more power than a nuke

>>130615919
Good luck Yellowstone chan
I love you Yellowstone chan

>>130631012
Yes, out of chaos and destruction the anti christ will rise and bring false peace and unity. Do not fall for his deception

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>>130622520
Who needs fire when you have ice?

>>130631012
probably not give or take 50,000 years isnt exactly something you can plan world takeover around.

so could it be erupting, yeah, unlikely but not impossible. Humans might be extinct or on another planet long before Yellowstone ever goes off. last time it went off was before we were around.

There is a supervolcano in Sumatra that went of 70-100 thousand years ago and it is estimated the early Human population shrank to as few as a couple thousand worldwide. They can tell due to a bottleneck in DNA pairs.

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>>130631012
>>130631355


>The Anti-Christ.

Well, just remember that the Anti-Christ to the Christians is the Messiah to the Muslims.

Seriously, look it up.

Their messiah comes about after chaos, and he brings order.

They pray to him.

Look it up, they call him the "Mahdi".

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Ohhh anon~ Thank you so much for helping me wake up! I just want to cover all these nasty kikes with my molten love~

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Yellowstone is going to explode like an N64 Rumble Pak tonight.

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>>130629036
>Implying the best fate isn't instant death
>Implying you wont be raped by gangs of niggers when society completely breaks down

>>130619492
All that Because Wyoming blow up? I don't think so faggot. Yellowstone super volcano is a joke

>>130622116
Break, as in stop churning out of the volcano or as in a break in the clouds (end of overcast conditions)

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>>130626171
Do you think the pyramids will take off into space taking the niggers with them to the stars?

>>130615919
Good luck, Yellowstone-chan!
I love you, Yellowstone-chan!

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>>130630959

There isn't even going to be a planet for Lucifer/Satan (who can imitate cowboy and goatboy easily) to fuck over in no time sweetie.

Lucy, Fallen Angels, and all his retarded followers are going to be unmade (not destroyed, unmade) along with this world.

Cant wait for Micheal-San to bust out the bowl scale with the second coming of Christ to weigh out the human race once and for all. This earth really did nothing but provide some nourishment (god) to some power hungry assholes.

I don't give an F about your death if you catch my drift.

>>130631863
look it up.

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>>130626171


>That picture.

Where did you get that from anon?

Too many coincidences.......

>>130632379
Just did. (((google))) said you're a retarded faggot

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>yellowstone erupts
>libs die in masse, because they don't have enough common sense to seek shelter or stock up on cans and water
>volcanic ash clouds block out the sun over large portions of the country
>temperatures cool down
>global warming averted
Are you tired of winning yet?

>>130615828
If you really believed that was gonig to happen why aren't you immediately moving as far south as you can go?

>>130631570

JIDF detected.
Christian antichrist is jewish messiah.

>>130632569
okay then you are a fucking retard.

Any anons want to get together with shovels to initiate the happening.

>>130615828
So how fucked is the East Coast? I thought this was supposed to be the sleeper cells going active considering we now have the "White terrorism" angle going? My money is still on the actual Bowling Green Massacre, Kellyanne just let loose too soon.

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>>130631863
Mmk sweetie

>>130627978
>>130628120
Wait so are ayyy lmaos are coming back to do something to us? Can you fill me on this?

>>130632728
>believes Yellowstone super volcano is even active

>Calls someone else retarded

nigger you really are dumb aren't you?

>>130615828
In the words of the prophet Eggman

"If you bettin on the happenin I doubt it, slow death like a star amongst the comets"

>>130632887
nice photoshop shill

>>130615828
Is this some kind of diversionary operation? We've had about 10 yellowstone threads today. Seems fishy.

how deep is the magma chamber, how deep do we have to dig to set it off guys.

>>130625216
Natural selection, bitch.

>>130621548
and this causes what exactly?

>>130633037

Read my posts Cletus >>130631389


I dont expect yellowstone to erupt im simply explaining what would happen if it did.

>>130633093
Don't take my word for it....

http://www.newsweek.com/yellowstone-supervolcano-earthquake-swarm-eruption-risk-627189%3famp=1

>>130633296
nothing its just cool.

>>130622017
this seems plausible

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>>130616817
>safe
Laddie, I...

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>>130615919
Good luck, Yellowstone-chan!

>>130633341
>Doesn't realize the media wants the goyim to be scared consumers.
"Oh no! The yellowstone super volcano will surely erupt! Soon! Just like in the movie 2012! You better buy more copies of newsweek so you can be properly informed!"

>>130633341
(((newsweek))) yeah nice try jew

>>130615919
Good luck Yellowstone-chan!

>>130624437
Don't fret, their parents are normies anyway. They are going to die along with the family dog. You think pipsqueak is getting out of there alive with what he was raised by?

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>>130615828
And when I saw the Lamb open the sixth seal, there was a great earthquake, and the sun became black like sackcloth of goat hair, and the whole moon turned blood red, 13and the stars of the sky fell to the earth, like unripe figs dropping from a tree shaken by a great wind. 14The sky receded like a scroll being rolled up, and every mountain and island was moved from its place

>was a great earthquake
>the sun became black like sackcloth of goat hair
> whole moon turned blood red
>and the stars of the sky fell to the earth (stars are related to angels) host of heaven
> sky receded like a scroll being rolled up
>every mountain and island was moved from its place (poleshift?)

The Return of the Son of Man (Jesus)

However, after the tribulation of those days, ‘The sun will be darkened, and the moon will not give its light, the stars will fall from the sky, and the powers of the heavens will be shaken.

>>130627130
You might want to look into prions

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>>130632936
Revelation 13:16-17
And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads: 17And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.

>>130633309
>believing your jew sources

yeah OK sweetie. I'M the Cletus xD

>>130615919
GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE CHAN

>>130624437
>Calling others summerfag
At least he's not a newfag falling for almost a decade old bait.

>>130615919
GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE - CHAN!

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Would the activity in Yellowstone affect the San Andreas fault at all?

I'm a retarded retard and curious

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>>130633973
>the San Andreas fault

the great earthquake of the bible is actually right there

the earthquake might trigger yellowstone

i dont think yellowstone is the beginning of woes

>>130615919
Thank fuck for Yellowstone-chan. Burn the west coast off the fucking map. I'll make a killing selling the 100% certified organic jerky.

>>130633973
>Would the activity in Yellowstone affect the San Andreas fault at all?
The San Andreas fault is not deep enough to cause massive earthquakes.

But to answer your question directly, I doubt it.

>>130633558
My OP is a theory that cannot be proven or refuted until august. You called that infographic shooped, so I sauced it. You then continue to suspend belief because of the left-leaning bias even though this has nothing to do with politics or even climate change. I'm well clear of the blast and the ash, so I'm not afraid of anything. I also love chaos, so anything that would come from this happening is welcome imo.
Maybe it is you who should fuck off.

>>130615919

I love you Yellowstone-chan

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GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE - CHAN

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>>130634171
>>130634262
I dunno shit about tectonic plates and whatnot so i don't know which of you to blindly believe

>>130630656
>>130631012
>>130631080
People who live in Siberia won't notice the difference if Yellowstone erupts.

People live in mountains too like Tibet.

>>130615919
Good luck, Yellowstone-chan!

>>130633756
Perhaps this is less biased?

http://quake.utah.edu/earthquake-center/quake-map

Or perhaps you're suffering from confirmation bias

If you're out of the blast zone but in a small city, would it be best to just pack up and drive inward toward the blast zone to avoid all the chaos or would you die of inhaling ash or whatever

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im confused. So does the eclipse come in August? Then rapture is on September 23rd?

>>130634792
the rapture could be happen before sept 23 and is a reward

>>130619492
day dream much>?

>>130620064
>4
SEE YOU THERE AMIGO

>>130634836
why the 23rd significant then? What about the full eclipse what does that entail?

>>130634292
>>130634629

face it faggot all your (((proof))) is nothing but Jewish propaganda to get your shekels. YOU'VE BEEN NOSE'd FOOL!

>>130616639
Jesus, one of the lines from this song is "there is danger in the summer moon above". Probably been pointed out already in regards to the connection with the Eclipse in August, but it still gave me chills when I was listening.

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>>130615828
The Day of the Black Sun approaches! Lord Kek shall come forth from beyond and plunge the world into chaos! Seek the path of light!

>>130634792
My birthday is on the 24th of sep. Does that mean i will be chosen as lucifer's vessel?

>>130635390
Other than the weird lyrics how does this song correlate to whats gonna possibly happen?

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>>130635399
Ooh, digits.

>>130615919
GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE-CHAN!

>>130635537
ye

Earth is flat stupids

>>130635771
Cool. Wanna join my awesome army? Only blonds are accepted.

>>130615919
I love you yellowstone chan

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Nothing is going to happen.

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>>130635562
All I really know is from this infographic that's been spread around. Pretty interesting but it's probably typical /pol/ LARPing. I'll dump the images for you.

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>>130635971
2/4

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>>130635995
3/4

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>>130615919
>implying I don't want to die
Fucking kill every human indiscriminately or fuck off Yellowstone-CHAN

also
>help spread famine and kill jews
Why? You didn't say "All Jews" so some will be left to survive no doubt.
Fucking subverting piece of shit misusing our meme magic

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>>130636033
4/4

>>130615919
I LOVE YOU YELLOWSTONE-CHAN!

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because he missed one

>>130615919
"GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE - CHAN!"

Who wants to meet up in South Carolina to view the eclipse?

Cant wait for rapture to happen.

>>130625344
>the christian god does exist for some reason
>but also a frog god
>and maybe the bull one and the owl one too
the future is weird

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>>130619277
It could also reveal the true cause of global warming / climate change. The inbound Planet X aka Nibiru. This occurs every 3,657 years on average.

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>>130616888

>>130615919
Good luck yellowstone-chan

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>>130636276
the bible says that theres many gods

the thing is theyre all demons including kek and going to hell along with all their worshippers

Deuteronomy 6:14-15
Ye shall not go after other gods, of the gods of the people which are round about you;(For the LORD thy God is a jealous God among you) lest the anger of the LORD thy God be kindled against thee, and destroy thee from off the face of the earth.

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>>130635314
peak of the constellation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g80ZFpjqV_8

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23 is frog day

COINCIDENCE

UH UH

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tribulation imcoming

>>130615919
Good luck yellowstone - chan

>>130629791
what is this russian snek from?
asking for a friend

>>130630427
i remember the jeb version of this meme.
got any more?

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>>130615919
Good luck Yellowstone Chan! We love you!

>>130636661
No way.
This is getting creepy.

>>130615919
GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE - CHAN!

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>>130637080
>>130637080
memed into reality

>>130636056
THANKSSS

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>>130618919
>>130625344
>>130636661

>>130615828

https://days.to/until/21-august

Yellowstone will temporary affect America? or the rest on the world will be fucked and the ashes will cause a nuclear winter and a new ice age starts?

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>>130637866
https://days.to/23-september/2017

reminder that the eclipse is just a warning sign BEFORE the great day of god

>>130637201
Fucking meme magick, man... We're dealing with some high level Jungian collective unconscious shit here.

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>>130615919
Good luck Yellowstone - chan!

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>>130615919
Good luck, Yellowstone-chan!

>>130638048
so confused.

>>130622237
>when zionists get consumed by a mega holocaust
>tfw it isn't the right zion

>>130615919
Good luck, Yellowstone-Chan!

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>>130638048
go die in a hole disgusting weeb.

>>130638305
August 21, Eclipse and Yellowstone eruption, there wont be a september or october.

Every fucking year /pol/ claims some shit is gonna happen in September.
And every year people fall for it.

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>>130616192
You're the perfect distance away

Won't get obliterated immediately, won't be so far away to get killed slowly by the ash and famine

Imagine the entire horizon lighting up in the most brilliant calamity humanity has ever witnessed. It will be beautiful.

>>130615919
GOOD LUCK, YELLOWSTONE-CHAN!

>>130615919
GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE-CHAN

>>130630959
>she