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Imagine this were real 2017-06-20 02:25:32 Post No. 130610509
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http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/argentina-128-year-old-man-claims-he-is-adolf-hitler/
Imagine this guy's book comes out and it turns out that not only is he actually Hitler, but he spent the last 70 years smashing brown pussy? Not only would he have hoodwinked the Jews for the better part of a century, he also spent his life with a filthy mestizo chowing down on burritos. Would Argentina become officially white?
Now think about it. Of course his wife is gonna say he's got dementia. Maybe he actually does, or maybe she doesn't want to see him spend his last couple of months alive being interrogated by Shlomo? It's already well established that the bars of soap, human skin lampshades and suicide skull fragment were complete lies. I want to believe.
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Pretty sure his eye color, nose, and jawline are different than Hitler.
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>>130610849
There is someone in the comments section that thought this too. You know people's skin sags when they get old right? Like seriously, how do you not know this? Really old people get this sort of bluish color (no matter how brown they are) as they get really old too. Do you not have elders in your family, anon?
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>>130610849
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hitler has blue eyes
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>>130610509
Heil.
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>>130610509
Angela Merkel is Hitler's daughter. She would be able to identify.
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I saw this thread yesterday.
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>>130610509
If he's really 128, wouldn't that make him the oldest man known to science? Talk about getting the last laugh.
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Wow, if he were real, we could throw him a "thanks for destroying Germany and helping to demonize white people forever!" parade.
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>>130610509
Couldn't they honestly do a DNA test
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>>130610509
The old man is definitely of the german/austrian/hungarian aesthetics.
He very well could be Adolf.
It's very difficult to match up old faces with younger faces because your genetics unravels so much as you get older.
Your DNA in fact shows a massive change compared to your younger self in your last stages of life.
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Obviously not hitler
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>>130610509
It's in the FBI archives that they knew Hitler had traveled to Argentina
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