Brit/pol/ I'm sorry brother Crow edition

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I am the protagonist and the world is my stage.

The Markov Chain is in a steady state. In Monte Carlo.

Good night brit/pol/

britcucks need their own containment threads

>>130607747
We've been friends a long time and I have a broad social circle. We might disagree entirely on politics but can still enjoy cooking, drinking beer, talking about movies and arguing about history. It's nice to have people to test your views on as well.

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>>130607907

DEUS VULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsCp5LG_zNE

>>130608003
Fuck. You're stopping math and science.

Just CANNOT sleep.
>need to be up in 4 hours

As always anons. Please remember that our triplords are delicate but majestic creatures. In nature they rarely receive sustenance, they are shy and retiring creatures with poor social skills and in captivity can easily suffer harmful effects from a single careless (you).

If you truly wish to preserve our delicate ecosystem of britpol, don't reply to them. It's for their own good.

>>130608200
>this requires all three of his followers to leave the house.

>>130608316
Same. I am going to try now though.

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>>130608316

Lost cause lad. Get a cup of coffee and some bacon on.

>>130608003

You best watch the mouth of yours lad, you're getting above your station around here, you're a marked man pube, a marked man.

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>>130608269
?
>>130608316
>tfw

>>130608003
You like watching Syrian refugees have their way with your girlfriend.

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YOUSORO SENPAIS...

lmao
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/jun/19/finsbury-park-imam-london-terrorist-attacks-grenfell-tower-fire-sadiq-khan
written by the mayor of London himself

>>130608254

I'm aware of this anon but not all of our recent happenings have been Islam related. We've had some communism and a robot too.

>>130608636
>unarchived clickbaiters https://archive.is/XhM1f

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I think you bongs have some explaining to do

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Empress Virginia will save us from Corbyn, May and Muslims when she rebuilds the great empire and reconquers Britannia.

>>130608411
DON'T TOUCH ME ABDUL

>>130608643

And a world record attempt at the worlds largest kebab but Guinness hasn't gotten back to us yet.

>>130608565
It's a long story. Markov Chains Monte Carlo is a statistical algorithm from fifties now poplar in Machine Learning and for integrating the render equation in computer graphics.

I've started smoking rollups the last couple weeks. To my surprise I've noticed a real change in my stamina at the gym compared to my usual 20 Dunhill International a day. I think I'll stick with the rollies.
>quit
No.

>>130608677
I'm still convinced you're an AI.

>>130608316

Take Vitamin D in the morning.

>>130607907

The Greek finance wog said months ago the first plan of attack will be getting Britain to agree to negotiations to entet negotiations and the minute Britain caves is the minute they lose.

One. Fucking. Day.

Thanks Mummy.

>>130608431

Just got myself an ice cold Dark Fruit Cider, a snifter of brandy and a packet of them bacon fry crips, the one that look like little rashers

>>130608316

enjoy your 4 hours of clock watching lad.

>gotta be up in 4 hours, if I fall asleep in the next hour i'll have 3 hours of sleep

>gotta be up in 3 hours, if I fall asleep in the next hour i'll have 2 hours of sleep

>gotta be up in 2 hours, if I fall asleep in the next hour i'll have 1 hour of sleep

>gotta be up in 1 hour, if I fall asleep in the next 30 mins i'll have 30 mins of sleep

>time to get up

>>130608691
Are we even sure he was a terrorist yet? I thought he was just some pissed bloke?

It's going to be fantastic if that turns out to be the case.
>muh islamaphobia
>I did my bit
Actually it was just a drunk driver

>>130608799
Is this a new meme?

>>130608875
Quit
>yes

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>>130608691
she has a point

>>130608565
There's also a TV series, Silicon Valleys, the soundtrack from there Dj Shadow Systematic is about the system and the steady state.

>May calls islamo"""phobia""" a form of extremism
she really is a slimy little fucker isn't she

>>130608913

I blame the UKIP voters, they returned to Labour.

If you're going to give someone a task ie. May get us out the EU, at least give her the fucking tools to do it, ie. a majority in the HoC.

>>130609049
I can comfortably do my mile and a half in eight minutes. I'm happy with that anon.

has sean spicer been sacked?

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/jun/19/sean-spicer-new-job-press-briefings-donald-trump

So shitskins spam the board again. Are there any classy interracials with actually attractive people out there?

>>130608913
Wait she caved? I get my news from here, the spectator and a the Times. I won't be buying a paper for three more hours.

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Imagine being in the safe parts of Assad controlled Syria right now, lads.

All of that lonely Syrian girl poon, husbands and boyfriends out fighting for their country or already dead. None of them getting any cock for months.

Even if you're a fugly cunt I bet the prossies are charging stupidly low rates.

>>130609263
>fighting for their country
Don't you mean
>in Germany

>>130609143

She wouldn't do it with a 400 seat majority, you mong.

>>130609347
Certainly some of the cunts.

>>130609252

No, from December they are negotiating our trade agreement after 'sufficient progress has been made on the leaving settlement', so basically they met each other halfway.

>>130608565
Silicon Valley. A long story really. Pixar and ILM were in San Francisco. The interesting story that ILM now has an office in England.

give me a quick rundown on what the fuck this concession is and why it's important

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>tfw watching Jeremy Kyle repeats and shitposting at quarter past three in the morning
How do I get a job?

>>130609607

Apply to the most understaffed supermarket in your area.

>>130609031

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU NOT KNOW THIS?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5U3PLxUvhIc

TAKE THAT FLAG OFF ABDUL

>>130608850
>>130609092
Which one of you fuckers dropped lsd in the manlet pit again?
>>130608576
>another paddy who's obsessed with cuckold scenarios including syrians
Did they start deporting them from Ireland? What is the reason behind all the Irish cuckold enthusiasts flocking to /pol/ all of a sudden?

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Start buying guns.

>>130609607
you have all of the equipment required to be a rentboy anon

>>130609583
Buy a white van, and then people will talk to you.

>>130609607
>How do I get a job?
Have a look on Reed or Indeed, apply for a job between each post you make here.

>>130608316
>Just CANNOT sleep.
>>need to be up in 4 hours
Same here m8, only I got in from work, fell asleep about 8 and woke up at midnight. Tomorrow will be fun.>>130609607
>How do I get a job?
Completely fabricate your CV, then get two friends to be fake references.

>>130609607
Join the police.

>>130609607

Watching JK repeats all night kind of is a job.

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>>130609822
>only got in from work
>going to work soon again
explan this

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>>130607907

>>130610314

> Welfare state.
> Socialism.
> Burger education.

Ive have had a thought kicking about my head for a bit. I'd like to hear what anon thinks.

>migration begins in the 50s. There's no real plan for it but it's handy.
>continues. Politicians are always dealing with today's problem and aren't really worried about tomorrows.
>the electorate already don't like it.
>Labour blows the doors off in the late nineties early 2000s.
>the conservatives can't or won't try to close Pandoras box.
>it's politically very difficult to even attempt to do this. Whitehall and Westminster know that the electorate are still pissed off about it.
>immigrants have now formed extremely useful voting blocs to the left.
>the powers that be will do anything to stop people vocalizing just how annoyed they are. They are tapdancing on a volcano and are doing their hardest to make it through another election cycle without this whole mess exploding violently in their faces.

>>130610750
>children getting blown to pieces isn't enough for the volcano to blow

not gonna happen

>>130610750

Yeah pretty much,

Labour would shut off the tap because they're a voter block and for ideological reasons, Tories won't because it suppresses wages and helps the neo-liberal economy, even though the average man on the street sees no benefit. Most Tories are also wealthy enough to escape the fallout.
>>130610948
>948 ▶
>>>130610750
>>children getting blown to pieces isn't enough for the volcano to blow
>not gonna happen

>>130610948

It can get a lot worse, look at France, over 100 killed in the Bataclan.

>>130610314
In my opinion. Labours are very similar to the American dream. It's fair. It's for the many not for the few.

I love England and Switzerland just because they're for the few, not for the many.

The absolute state of brexit negotiations.

Probably a good thing tbqh

>>130609489

That's literally them getting their way. Nothing half about it.

>>130610750

Yeah pretty much,

Labour would shut off the tap because they're a voter block and for ideological reasons, Tories won't because it suppresses wages and helps the neo-liberal economy, even though the average man on the street sees no benefit. Most Tories are also wealthy enough to escape the fallout.

>>130610948

It can get a lot worse, look at France, over 100 killed in the Bataclan.

I've reformatted that abomination of a post.

>>130610279

Ur getting your willy sucked by homless men in alleyways whilst wearing binbags to keep the rain off

>>130611289

No their way was we settle the deal afterwards once we've left. So after 2 years all we would have is a transitional agreement and no leverage. At least this way if they fuck us about we can renege on our exit agreements.

>>130611318
Doesn't matter.

>last year: starting 2017 I'm totally turning my life around
>January 1st: it doesn't count because it's didn't start on a Monday, I'll start next week instead
>Monday: it doesn't count because I'm still on holiday, I'll enjoy this and truly begin anew when back in work
>work: ugh at least get me get adjusted
>adjusted: fuck it, doing this on my birthday will provide me with a better symbolic inspiration

Okay lads, honestly, I swear to god that I'll actually better myself on the Summer solstice!

>>130611241

ur a spunky sheila give us a root an i'll share my tinny with ya

>>130611433

A blow jobs a blow job right

What time is Tommy on GMB tomorrow?

>>130611434
What do you even need to do to "turn your life around"?

>>130609764
I watched trainspotting 2 the other day, thought it was good.

>>130611606
I... I don't know...

>>130611545
>6
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>>130611545
>>13

>>130611731
>trainspotting 2

Didn't even know it had been released, knew it was being made but

>>130611434
Go and do some pressups.

>but anon you're up at twenty to four on a Tuesday.
Can't sleep. Heat. I'm in at work at eight am and not looking forward to it.

>>130611731
I thought it was shit. Desperate attempt, shadow of its former self and fucking tacky.

>>130611810

This is a mongy post but I kinda like it

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I'M DOING MY PART!!!

>ARE YOU???

t. HM LIZZY

I CAN HEAR THE BLACKBIRDS

>>130611929
The original was tacky enough tbf

Hello?

>>130611318
Nah that's too harsh.

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>>130608816
>And a world record attempt at the worlds largest kebab but Guinness hasn't gotten back to us yet.
It's been a disappointing year. We didn't win worlds largest barbecue with Grenfell Tower either.

Responday see voo play

>>130611993
How much have you had to drink?

>captcha: sores lotis-semen

>>130612182
>>130612277
We've all gone to bed.

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>>130612182
Is it me you're looking for?

>>130612296
HAVEN'T HAD A DRINK IN DAYS UNFORTUNATELY

>>130609889
>police
>hiring

>>130611731
i saw the first one on the cinema.

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history repeats itself. nothing has changed. why. YOUSORO

>>130612369

THat is a shame, I appear to have started drinking at the wrong time

>>130612373
I love you lionel with your big black willy, spin it around like a helecopter

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How fucking retarded is she

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>>130612763
It's time to sleep

>>130612763

I can nearly see up ur skirt love, Show us your gubbins

WHAT FUCKING TIME IS TOMMY ROBINSON ON GMB TOMORROW

>>130612530
https://www.bluelightconsultancy.com/2016/02/17/the-definitive-police-recruitment-guide/

Excellent attitude lad.

>>130612929
Just fucking look it up you spacker.

>>130612869

on a scale of 1 - 10 she's an 11 lad

Fuck this country 2bh I can't be arsed with it anymore bur n it all down

>>130612869

She's the master of 'say one thing and do another' so I wouldn't get your knickers in a twist.

>>130612869
The maybot only has one programmed response to the unexpected which is to ban the internet.

Additionally pandering like this may also stop a few more of our peaceful friends from spreading their message of love and tolerance for a little while.

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>>130612883
Nope I have an exam at 9. Allnighter of not revising is a surefire way to fail. It's too late for me. YOUSORO

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>>130612869
Seriously, she's so fucking awkward it's unreal

>>130612763
(You) a shit.
t. woobyfag

>>130613176
>>130613176

You'll be selling ur arse donw the docks this time next year lad, doing favours for saoilors, thruppence for a toss

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>>130613247
GANBARUBY

>>130612594
It was a classic 90s film

>>130613198
She really would be better running the modern languages department at a semi rural comprehensive somewhere.

At least that's what she looks like she should be doing.

>>130613329
Go to bed mate.

>>130613198

jesus christ we're doomed, just pick the fucking papers up you mong

WHAT TIME IS TOMMY ROBINSON ON GMB TOMORROW

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>>130613329
I sure hope not senpai...

>>130613333
Like the semen that you swallowed for breakfast and the gift of life you received at birth, those quads are truly wasted on you.

>>130613421

You can't tell me what to do

>>130613380
Yeah like she'd be too shit to be the head or anything, just running the French classes she'd be in over her fucking head

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>>130613247
What about now?

>>130613524
Yes I can. I'm your dad. Go the fuck to bed son.

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>>130613521
mean
>>130613556
GANBARUBYOUSORO

>>130612977
>Avon & Somerset
>nothing except volunteer work
Damn, showed me.

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>>130611434
>Okay lads, honestly, I swear to god that I'll actually better myself on the Summer solstice!
It's on a Wednesday, anon. No sane person turns their life around on Wednesday.

>>130613579

I'm not going to bed because i've got bacon crisps i'm about to eat one shtat look like little rashers of bacon, i've drank my brandy and my cider and now it's time for crips

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>>130613198
how embarassing

>>130613431
I know man. Or you know, keep your hand on the papers to stop them falling in the first place, because wind exists in France too. Such a retard

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>Brexit Negotiations: Day 1 (The cuckservatives have already given up)
>https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/jun/19/uk-caves-in-to-eu-demand-to-agree-divorce-bill-before-trade-talks#

I'm so fucking mad. When is that shit May going to get the fuck out? Is she the worst PM we've ever had (second only to Blair of course)?

Oh god why do crips tase so beautiful after a beer

>>130613666
You don't have to apply to a force where you live.

If you want to be obtuse though. Be a fireman, join the army, the navy or the merchant navy. If you are incapable of any of that, do what I did.

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>>130613663
(You) should start revising now

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>>130613807
It's like she's not even human
>>130613784
Is it these type of bacon crisps? These are my favourite man

>>130613848

It's like she was looking for permission to pick them up, so hesitant, she's suppoised to be a leader

>>130613807
>Our PM looks to be the only brit there.
>she looks more like a man in drag

>>130614033
>>130614034
I'm starting to wonder if she doesn't have good old fashioned brit/pol/ autism?

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>>130613975
I can't focus, I'm too tired. I just want to sleep but it's too late for that now...

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>>130614033

Yes lad, pic related specifically, come in a pack of six with the scampi ones, they're great arn't they

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>>130614180
Have you considered suicide?

>>130614034
Yeah man, that awkward little look she gives before she bends down, she's so shit
>>130614161
I can definitely relate to how awkward she is, but there's one of many reasons I'd be a shit politician. What the fuck was her party thinking when they just handed her the leadership?

>>130614414
>she's so shit


kek'd

>>130614414
That she was the last standing by being least controversial by dint of having no personality or principle

>>130614181
Yeah man they're boss. You go for the proper pub ones as well fancy I tend to get the shit supermarket ones

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>>130614180
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQH0VWD3aMQ

>>130614539
>You go for the proper pub ones as well fancy I tend to get the shit supermarket ones

to be fair, I just get the ones me mum buys lol

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>>130614181
Superior Smith's pub snack coming through

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>>130614393
In the past, yes I have.
>>130614601
already listening to Aqours kek

>>130614774

god damn i've not seen them in years, they're the ones with cheese in, I wouldn't mind a pack of them right now

>>130614521
Yeah man where's the talent in the Tory party? Saw some post-election poll that said even though May's shit, all the potential leaders who could take over like Boris or Rudd would make more voters less likely to vote Tory. Except Ruth Davidson, who can't stand because she's not an MP kek

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>>130613891
Why are there so many Tories doing special needs teaching? Is it because they know some of the children can't talk?

>>130614720
A kept man, nice

>>130614911
You can buy 24 for £14 on Amazon; that's where I got mine from.

>>130614917
For this reason I joined the party five months ago. I got my application to get on the approved list of candidates through yesterday morning.
>inb4 britpol autist
We have one of those running the country.

>>130614774
Ooh I prefer the bacon ones but those cheese moments are good shit.

>>130615106
>I got my application to get on the approved list of candidates through yesterday morning.
Oh nice man where you standing?

And I've known a few autists, mostly aspie, who are great with people and work as nurses and teachers and shit. I'm sure loads of britpol autists would be better at being a human than fucking May

>>130615034

Ordering home delivered crisps on the internet

What an age we live in lol

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I'll take my cheese toasted, anons.

>>130615518
ahh, some fine british cuisine

>>130615273
I'm in a Tory seat at the moment so I'm hoping for a parachute. Prima facie I'm quite a strong candidate.

Good academics, lots of work experience, screes of voluntary and international do gooder work, and some forces service. Because of my day job I'm also a reasonably efficacious public speaker.

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>>130615461
>Ordering home delivered crisps on the internet
>What an age we live in lol
Indeed.

>>130615461
Well I'm hardly going to go into a pub and ask for 24 packs of Cheese Moments

No wholesaler where I live sells them either.

However, I do agree with you.
You can buy fresh meat from US Amazon, and I'm aware of some kind of cross-state Pizza delivery thing there as well, which comes in a big cooler box thing.

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Imam praised for stopping people from committing mob justice and making them instead wait for the authorities to deal with it

>>130615617
Ah is your MP not likely to step down soon?

I hope you get a nice Tory area, not like the shitty bit of Essex I used to live in. Doubt I'll see you round here Labour got fucking 85% in my constituency this time.
>>130615518
Mmm with some worcestershire sauce I assume?

>>130615749
I get all my meat for muh gainz delivered. Company is called Musclefood. They are actually pretty cheap for some very high quality meat. There's also nothing like having five kilos of steak in the fridge.

>>130615960
No. He's a young lad. Unless he gets hit by a bus we won't be seeing him go anywhere.

>>130615719
Man, now that I'm working from home and completely antisocial, this guy is a fucking role model for me. I wanna love food that much.

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>>130615960
>Mmm with some worcestershire sauce I assume?
I like your style, anon.

>>130615719
I wonder which triplord this is?

>>130615719

Man how do you even have a wank when you're that fat, you're literally chastised by your own skin folds

>>130615749
>24 packs of Cheese Moments
Yeah not at pub prices lad

>You can buy fresh meat from US Amazon, and I'm aware of some kind of cross-state Pizza delivery thing there as well, which comes in a big cooler box thing.

That mad, my mind boggles sometimes, I remember whaen amazon just sold books kek

I've been out of brit/pol for a few days, do we know whether this was a stupid pol/tard yet?

>>130615914
>bigotry of low expectations
neat

>>130616111
I'd settle for his fan right now.

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>>130616207
Pubes.

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>>130616288
>how do you even have a wank when you're that fat?

>>130616398
No but it seems he was a 47 year old father of four. What I find interesting is the conflicting witness reports, my own empirical experience of the relationship communities composed of the religion of peace have with the truth, and that the guy that died died of a heart attack, which he was getting first aid for before the van of tolerance was involved. I have a suspicion what may have happened was:

Mosque lets out. Loads of folk walking in the road. Heart attack. Various people gather round. Either can't be seen in the throng of similarly dressed people with poor lighting, driver of van had had a few pints or simply didn't react in time, and suddenly TERRORISM.

>>130616069
you hoping for the bus?

>>130616681

My sides, i'm actually imagining that right now

>>130616942
That or a van of peace.

>>130616728
>i condemn bombing on both sides
hmm, possibly... I sort of agree with the leftists that the media seems slightly off in their response

>>130617187
The lefties are saying the media are off? Explain?

>>130617187
>>130616728
There was one bloke claiming that there were 3 (or possibly 3 more? I can't remember) blokes in the van that got away.

Has anywhere reported that as fact, I wonder?

>>130617489
This type of thing: https://order-order.com/2017/06/19/no-the-media-is-not-treating-finsbury-park-attack-differently/

I've had the usual lefty response of "why is no one talking about this" from a lot of people I know. It's fairly typical, but seems more partisan rn
>see below

>>130617618
and the reported knife attack too... this sort of confused narrative seems more prevalent when it is a "far-right" attack

>>130617618
It seems to be shite.

My day job is dealing with conflicting witnesses, and there's too much in these statements that just doesn't quite have any convincing ring of truth.

When are you going to stop women ruining your country Britbongs? First Thatcher now this bint.

>>130618804
At least our country is in a position where it can actually get shitter, Ausfriend.

>>130618939
Mate, we bash Muslims on the regular here just to show them who's in charge. We unleash drunk bogan sheilas for asian harassment campaigns on trains. We're instituting a more strict points based immigration system with a focus on strong English skills. We're the least cucked country in the Anglosphere.

>>130619195
Unrelated but how do you straya cunts deal with the constant heat

>>130619195
Do you have any Japs?
>tfw no outback jap wife

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>>130619195
Yeah man your anti-immigration campaigns are brutal as fuck. Best we can do is some shitty vans

>>130608003
What are the chances of Corbyn becoming PM ever?

>>130620425
>Best we can do is some shitty vans
Top fucking kek, was this intentional?

>>130618242
>this sort of confused narrative seems more prevalent when it is a "far-right" attack

that's because they bring out every lie they can right away, just to see what sticks. then that lie becomes the narrative.

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>>130620807
I'm a bit autist so don't understand, intentional what?

I meant these things, they drove around areas with loads of immigrants for a while before people (read: lefties) got too upset about them

>>130620985
I think anon meant vans of peace

>>130620985
There's probably a bunch of illegals being smuggled in those vans

>>130621019
how sweet, merkel doesn't want uk to leave eu
who here /surprised/?

>>130621073
ohh shit I actually forgot about that kek that would have been good if it was intentional.
>>130621083
wouldn't surprise me, I heard a surprisingly high percentage of Home Office staff are immigrants

>>130617187
Check the times headline.

>"""Terror attack""" and mosque were literally seperated by a railway line
>Muslims flagged down a """passing """ police van
>Father of 6
>Relatives already condemning him, yet no claims that he has a history of racism
>Looks drunk as fuck on every picture

It's sad that this stitchup is being eaten up by the masses. It's worse than Joe Cox.

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OHAYOUSORO SENPAIS...

>>130619395
It's not so bad since it's not humid where I live.
>>130619764
Not that many Japs, a few Chinks though. They'll leave once the housing market crashes with no survivors though and the massively inflated houses they bought are suddenly worth a third they paid for them.

>>130621460
>Jobless ‘lone wolf’ Darren Osborne held over attack on Finsbury Park mosque?

>>130621621
I just hope that the UK gets nuked to oblivion, there's no hope left for our pitiful nation

>>130621812
Unironically nuclear war would be the best case scenario for the west. Bourgeoise Jewish elite in London, New York, Paris, Berlin, Frankfurt, Amsterdam, and other major population centres perish where as the rural retards who make the food and are actual conservatives (not Conservatives) live.

>>130621621
>It's sad that this stitchup is being eaten up by the masses. It's worse than Joe Cox.
Easy there man, I'm pretty skeptical that this van shit was terrorism, it's most likely just an accident being exploited by the left. But Jo Cox was definitely killed by some nutter using the right as an excuse to be a violent shithead.

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>>130621741
Aye.
More unemployed bashing by Murdoch press.
Even viacom have sunk to new lows by turning C5 into a right-wing lower-class bashing mouthpiece.

Also, why no terrorist in the headline? They would do so back when the paddys were causing havoc with their revenge for occupation.

>>130619195
Why no Champions Trophy match victory?

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Just saw this on Twitter, gave me a good chuckled due to its relevance

>>130622100
Someone hijack our nuclear subs and send some missiles our way. Genocide is the only legitimate way to save our country, and nuking the cities would easily remove the problems we face.

>>130622232
Better put them to work in the gulags then

>>130620619
Arrr, me hippie comrade they is well good as Theresa stays and presides overrr the hospital pass that is a house price crash and Brexit.

>>130622118
Alright let's go through two scenarios.

Tommy Mair is a complete retard:
How did he make a functioning, multishot gun under the nose of the authorities? It wasn't just a repurposed firework, it was a proper reloadable gun.

Tommy Mair is a genius:
Why did he think killing an MP, a week before the Brexit referendum, which he stated his support for, would help the campaign?

The only logical conclusion is he was a false flag, if he was dumb he couldn't have done it, if he was smart he wouldn't have done it.

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>>130608723
Perfect women don't exi-....

>>13062252
>The only logical conclusion
you're assuming that there is a correlation between thinking intelligently and acting rationally

>>130622528
>if he was dumb he couldn't have done it, if he was smart he wouldn't have done it.
Those aren't the only two options though. There's dumb and crazy, dumb and sane, smart and crazy, smart and sane. Just because he could make a functioning gun doesn't mean he was sane enough to realize it was a bad political tactic. Nutter probably thought he would start a mass armed uprising. Also, there's the chance he never gave a shit about Brexit, it was just a handy excuse for him to stab someone and make the headlines.

Seriously though my aunty used to work in mental health, she met shitloads of schizophrenics who had been courted by the IRA and persuaded to take up arms for a country they'd never fucking been to. happens all the time.

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Just did the first day of week three of Couch to 5K. I'm gonna make it. I'm not going to be a lazy parasite any more.

>>130622452
I've always wondered what 'vibrant' meant in this context. I'm assuming they mean 'black'.

>>130621019
>You can stay but you have to take your fair share of migrants and we have to be allowed to impose laws on you
Leftists rejoice

>the brits already bowing down to the EU like the bitch they are
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA like pottery

>>130622118
Maybe - Joe Cox's death always seemed just a tad too timely for it's own good, but hey, coincidences happen.

This just seems almost comically farcical though.

>>130621019
Just read this article

>Mr Gabriel told Sunday's Welt am Sonntag newspaper in Germany that “maybe there is now a chance to achieve a so-called 'soft Brexit.'”

>But the social democrat politician said staying in the single market would require the UK to at least accept EU workers' freedom of movement.

He has to know that's not an option they can seriously consider. Any deal that includes free movement would lead to Tories losing a no confidence vote and then an election, they won't fucking do it.

To be honest, a deal where we took a set number of immigrants every year, going down every year, would be worth it for me for single market access, but we need to be able to control immigration. Free movement is fucking over

>>130608723
Absolutely T H I C C

>>130624409
Yeah this one is a bit questionable, the guy with the heart attack was the only one who died. I'm thinking it's an accident being exploited by people wanting to stir up tension.

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>>130622981
>smart and crazy

>>130625600
Nice one lad.

https://youtu.be/oDnNF5cHCdo

The reflex lyrics are coded white nationalist propaganda.

You've gone too far this time
(Governments allowing immigrants into Europe)
And I'm dancing on the valentine
(Stepping on egg shells, walking on thin ice)
I tell you somebody's fooling around
(Jews)
With my chances on the danger line
(Infringing on our lives)
I'll cross that bridge when I find it
(The west will fight this)
Another day
To make my stand, oh oh
High time is no time for deciding
If I should find a helping hand, oh oh
(We should form militias)
Why don't you use it?
(Acquire a weapon)
Try not to bruise it?
(Don't get wounded in combat)
Buy time don't lose it
(Act NOW)
Why don't you use it?
Try not to bruise it?
Buy time don't lose it
The reflex is a lonely child
(Whites are few in the world)
Who's waiting by the park
(Who are a sitting duck in Europe)
The reflex is a door to finding
Treasure in the dark
(Reaction again the ills of Western degeneracy shall liberate us from the abyss)
And watching over lucky clover
(The Jews look at the society they create)
Isn't that bizarre
(It is a twosted and devious society)-
Every little thing the reflex does
Leaves you answered with a question mark
(Why have we not acted sooner?)
I'm on a ride and I want to get off
But they won't slow down the round-about
(Jews have corrupted society and we can't stop it)
I sold the radio and TV set
(These are the mediums the Jew uses)
Don't want to be around when this gets out
(When the minorities rise against us we need to find shelter)

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Piers isn't going to let Tommy speak lads. He's going to paint him as a bigot

>>130626410
>Piers isn't going to let Tommy speak lads. He's going to paint him as a bigot

When is that shitshow going to be on telly ?

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Fucking hell did they really have to use this for the story picture?

>>130626608
It's on ITV now, good morning Britain, he'll probably be on at 7

>>130626742
Dont the papers normally have cute girls frolicking? This country is finish.

>>130626742
https://youtu.be/b1z4JfxFb6c

>>130622528
>muh false dichotomy
retard

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>ywn play ice Hockey with Putin

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>>130626742
haha, gave me a good chuckle.

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>>130626742
you ate all Africa's food

Question for the British-how close are you people to an actual full-scale chimpout? Or are you going to go silently into the night with a stiff upper lip?

Trying out my slow cooker today for the first time

All this terrorism has made me hungry for slowly cooked pork

White Van Men party!

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>>130627797
What sort of situation do you mean? We do have a lot of hard bastards in this country that would rise to the occasion if things got violent, I'd like to think.

>tommy on GMB
What did he expect from these people? They're literally just trying to slander him with shit from 10 years ago.

>>130628072
People have already made their minds up about him. It's exposure at least and hopefully he'll try to shift things to his justice marches.

>>130608003
wtf is that flag you using?..... DIE HERETIC!

>>130627986
Mate it's not worth getting GCHQ'd

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>>130628222
Checked for truth!

>>130627986
Overthrowing your government by force and expelling the invaders. Executing the traitors. That kind of stuff.

>>130626305
Not true, but Thieves Like Us by New Order is definitely about the suppression of white nationalism.

>it's called love, and it belongs to every one but us.

Just got off the phone with my mate from GCHQ, he says that all of these happenings (NHS hacked, Towering Inferno and the Terrorist attacks) are designed to push the wealthy elites out of London to Frankfurt. This is because of a lot of globalists are butthurt that the UK is leaving the EU and they want to see the UK punished.

Believe me if you want, this is the reason why all this shit is happening now.

If the UK is gonna implode after brexit would it be advisable to move to a quiet little town and bunker down till shit blows over?

>>130628448
Is there any first world country where that would happen though? Even America, with all it's LARPers, wouldnt be willing or able to achieve such a thing.

>>130626836
>It's on ITV now,

Well, Tommy knew he was going to get fucked up.
Piers should be hung.

Where do I move to in the UK if I want to escape the absolute fuckery of Islam?
Is there a map of all mosques in England so I can calculate the furthest point from all of them?

>>130628958
Wales.

>>130628698
Although larpers are common there are enough of us here in USA to make it happen but there isn't the motive yet, Trumps election basically stopped a civil war quite literally. You fellows there are a really bad spot though, you are disarmed and your government feels free to use and abuse you without fear of retaliation.

>>130628958
The funny thing is these comfy smaller towns will consider you an outsider and probably resent you

>>130629017
See, I would have thought that but isn't Wales a general hive of libtards who would gladly sign over their rights to welcome any and all explosions? What region of Wales would be the best to settle down in?

Holy shit Andi Peters is still on tv. I saw him in M&S once with his twink bf

>>130629084
>Trumps election basically stopped a civil war quite literally
Do you think it's merely delayed things?

>>130629181
>isn't Wales a general hive of libtards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnP-nV_pydM

>>130629393
I believe so. I voted for Trump not so much because I believed he'd accomplish anything but because the Hillary option would have meant war, and that's not something I'd want my family to have to go through.

>>130629728
Drumpf will unironically cause WW3 the way things are going

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>tfw been sober for 5 days
>the crushing misery of existence is even more sharp and painful now

Kate Garraway makes my cock happier than Susanna Reid does tbqh.

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Simon Cowell looking a bit rough lads

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>>130629238

Ed the duck loves the BBC.

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>>130629888
Hang in there lad

Diane abbot makes my blood boil

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>>130629888
Start smoking weed.

>>130629886
Jews will cause WW3 and it is inevitable. Know that I'll be in Oceania on my cruising sailboat for that event while you are busy dying of radiation and famine. Sorry but that's the way it is going to be. Also you misspelling of Trump's name is childish and boring. Grow up.

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>>130630051

>>130628584
>Just got off the phone with my mate from GCHQ, he says that all of these happenings (NHS hacked, Towering Inferno and the Terrorist attacks) are designed to push the wealthy elites out of London to Frankfurt. This is because of a lot of globalists are butthurt that the UK is leaving the EU and they want to see the UK punished.

Funny, i thought it was because this country is third world now, third world country third world problems..

The governments solution to fix it is import more third worlders because everybody seems to think welfare and pensions are a right.

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>>130629888
Keep going, one day you'll wake up and things will just feel better. Im currently a month without weed and i feel great for it, and the money that u save aswell.

>>130630076
T-thanks.

>>130630137
No, that's only swapping one addiction for another. Besides it probably does more damage.

>>130630153
Why are you so upset I called Trump a name? You do realise he's a massive Zionist cuck right?

Diane Abbott considers us public enemy number 1 lads...

>>130630226
>3rd world country
>we have toilets and internet
seems like a bit of an exaggeration.

>>130626742

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-Su1YXQYek

>>130630355
Thats what this is all about... rite?

I lose more and more hope for this country everyday. There is more outrage for some bloke running over like 5 pakis than every consecutive terrorist attacks that's happened. A bloke BLOWS UP children, and people are more upset by this. Now suddenly the leftists are adamant about calling this terrorism, but oh, Islam has NOTHING to do with Islam. I have leftist friends on Facebook, not a word was said about the endless Muslim terrorise attacks, no outrage. But this? Oh no this is pure evil, we must end right wing terrorism. Fuck this country, fuck the people who love here. Spineless bunch of cunts.

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>>130630311
Thanks m8.
Do you find that your thinking has improved and that your mind is sharper now?

>>130630416
People who said mean things about her on the internet are a bigger threat than the people butchering children in our streets apparently

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>>130630332
>No, that's only swapping one addiction for another.
True.
>Besides it probably does more damage.
False.

I get it though. Good luck. Booze is one of the hardest things to kick, especially with it being everywhere in our society.

>>130630347
Yes, but Drumpf just plain sounds stupid and makes you look like an idiot when you say it. This kind of annoying libtard behavior is what got him elected.

>>130630541
According to Diana Abbot... they're talking about the rise in hate crime when you can call the police and say that you think someone did something against you on the grounds of your religion so all muslims are just calling the police whenever anything happens to say it was a hate crime.

>>130630355
>public enemy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vQaVIoEjOM

Back
Caught you lookin' for the same thing
It's a new thing, check out this I bring
Uh Oh the roll below the level
'Cause I'm livin' low next to the bass, c'mon
Turn up the radio
They claim that I'm a criminal
By now I wonder how
Some people never know
The enemy could be their friend, guardian
I'm not a hooligan
I rock the party and
Clear all the madness, I'm not a racist
Preach to teach to all
'Cause some they never had this
Number one, not born to run
About the gun
I wasn't licensed to have one
The minute they see me, fear me
I'm the epitome, a public enemy
Used, abused without clues
I refused to blow a fuse
They even had it on the news
Don't believe the hype

>>130630521
Being high for a few years made me "normal" in a high state, when i came off it i went through some uneasiness but after a while it passed.

Things weren't so much as sharper but everything was much clearer and easier to go through. life as a whole is better, my advice is to keep yourself occupied with something untill you can get over the hill.

Unironically wearing a t-shirt on my head like a keffiyeh to keep cool

>>130630497
The difference in the media's reaction has not gone unnoticed. If anything, this has forced more people to realise that there really is one set of "rules" for Islam, and another set for the rest of us plebs.

Just wait until things start getting really bad, and you have the Guardian stirring it up with the "why aren't all white people apologising for white terror attacks? :^)" meme. See how regular white working class people respond to being sneeringly mocked as being potential terrorists while unapologetic jihadis and ISIS members go completely unpunished.

The media and politicians should tread very carefully here, but they won't. They'll end up driving millions of people into the arms of Tommy Robinson. British society has becoming divided and fractured faster than any of us ever realised. I wouldn't be surprised if we were in full civil war mode in 10 years time. It's very frightening.

>>130630606
Cheers pal.

>>130630925
Good to hear, and congratulations.

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>>130631312
civil war begins wednesday at the greenfell tower riot- i mean, protests.

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>>130631312
RRRAAAAACCCCEEEEEE WWWAAAARRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!

Actually my Korean wife is proper red pilled, she refuses to watch any tv program with muslims in and constantly says she hates them, she hates the BBC for saying muslims are victims while there is an old Korean woman who was the victim of the London Bridge attack still in hospital and can't get home.

Even she can see the obvious propaganda.

>>130613970
>If you are incapable of any of that, do what I did.

What did you do lad?

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>>130631641
>my Korean wife

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>>130631312
>no reaction to systematic rape by predominantly Muslim grooming gangs across the country
>No reaction to media and police cover up
>No reacrion to endless terror attrocities
>No reaction to Westminster Paedophile Ring

>Civil war within a decade.

There is no sense of local community, it used to revolve around a Parish or a Pub, but they are no longer hubs. The Community is broken, the Patriotism of the nation is broken. People won't do shit because they don't give a shit.

>>130609028
>Dark fruit
My nigga

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>>130631582
I'm interested in seeing what happens at the protests. I would think a patriotic White fellow would hire a van with questionable brakes to help with transportation.

>>130612977
Fuck that.

200 hours of volunteering, then you have to take an extra ciurse before you can even APPLY to the Met?
What the fuck? Do they not want anyone to apply?

>>130632016

All roads within a 300 mile radius closed, 50,000 police officers on duty.

>>130632155
They have a huge waiting list as well for recruits.

If you're black or gay you go to the front of course

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>>130615518
>Tfw I'm lactose intolerant

>surrender on day 1
>yfw Camerons deal ends up being better than ours

>>130632269
new thread when ?

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>>130632374

>>130631641
>Korean wife
Remove yourself from the gene pool