Someone explain how to become pagan and the beliefs of paganism

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Put on fedora
Blow some phat clouds out of a vape
HEIL ODIN

>>130604816
You can't really become Pagan in the historical sense of the word, especially not Germanic Pagan, seeing as all we know is bits and pieces of the beliefs and cultures. Today's Paganism is reconstructionism, and likely reflects original Paganism only in small degrees.

ayyyy just worship the trees lmfao

Fidget spinners, total pagan shit.

>>130605294
I CAME HERE TO BOAST THIS XDDD UPBOAT MR. PEDE

>>130605379
So it's confirmed society is breeding pagans.

The fidget spinner problem is becoming an epidemic. imagine if these guys start walking in front of traffic like the cellphone issue. For god sake a man walked up onto a bear! Not to mention all the child sacrifice shit. video related. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCAntD1-DIk

>>130604816
>Study any philosophies you want
>Take the parts of them you like
>Discard the parts you don't like
>Practice magic
>Better yourself
>Don't do drugs everyday
>Stop masturbating
you are now a chaos mage

>>130604816
Close your eyes and get yourself into a trance through meditation.

Count your breaths until your mind is clear.

Picture a bright white light that fills your body from your head.

Chant.

You are now officially a schizophrenic homosexual.

>>130604816
>the beliefs of paganism
are lost to time. nobody knows them. the religion is lost, but theres no reason you cant still worship. just give thanks for shit.

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>>130604816

>How to become pagan.

Abandon any idea of a God Who exists independently of the world or the universe.

Decide to just start worshiping all the shitty stuff you find on earth.

Random, uncontrolled sexual acts to cope with your rejection of any heavenly reality.

>Enjoy

>>130604816
Survive the Jive. Look it up.

How to be a pagan

> be a mouthbreathing retard atheist

> realize that nobody in large numbers will go full fledge with your jewish fantasies of believing everything came from nothing.

> see a new jewsih tv show called American gods about pagan cuck shit (jews are closet pagans, well documented in bible)

> hurr we wuz pagans hur

> suck dicks and get cuked underneath trees

> come to 4chan and larp about how much you love cocks

>>130604816
>autism spinner religion

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>>130604816

Lol that symbol looks like a fidget spinner.

>>130604816

read evola, understand the concept of numen and the importance of initiation. you're not going to actually reconstruct the dogmas or beliefs of actual pagans but if you can understand the universe holistically, it's a good start.

Also bear in mind that eastern religions, especially Hinduism and Buddhism, share common roots with proto-european spirituality so look there too.

Greco-Roman paganism is pretty well understoon, check out Orphism and Stoicism and see where that gets you.

>>130604816
Install Trisquel

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>>130604816
Wait a second...

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Live_action_role-playing_game

Just kill yourself and you will end up with the pagans.

>>130604816
how to become pagan?
>Don't
>Turn to Christ instead.

>>130604816
There is no one paganism, follow the ways of your people.

>implying you weren't born a pagan.
Religion just distorted your view of the world.
Return to the source.

>>130610560

> people are born knowing jack shit about anything

> pagans dont know jackshit, because theyre fucking autistic retards

Checks out

This guy is giving out legit advice on paganism

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Wear creepy as clothing
Chant and REEEEEEEEE
Spew bullshit about you wood carving
Pretend that anything good that happens is from said wood thing
Stick it up your butt to appease the god(s)
Allow animals and others to fuck your wife
Sacrifice your children to wood thing
Give burnt offerings
Raid local villages and towns
Mark the place with your blood and poop
Make fun of the Christian (((dark ages)))

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First you've gotta get one of these bad boys

>>130604816
Even in Roman times paganism was already subverted
its a bunch of crap now
watch Varg videos to understand, its mostly a collection of metaphores and myths who were useful and "scientific in the very past

>>130610963
AHHHHH WHO IS THAT

MUH DICK MUH DICK MUH DICK

>>130604816
>get in cave with a bunch of naked men
>do mushrooms, pass initiation rites
there you go goy, you have been inducted into the Mithraic mysteries

We need to use the pagan weapons against the pagans. So get some spinners, put pepe on them and throw them at antifa like ninja stars. They'll be all stoned and spinning the spinners, that's when we make our move.

>>130604816
Old timey fidget spinner?

>>130604816
paganism is what the romans described as beliefs and cults that didn't fall under the babylonian solar system paradigm.


the usage of moon calendars among the keeping of ancient rituals to harmonize with nature, though the usage of sacrifice was prominent.

the fact is , if you want "paganism"

you will have to sacrifice.
jesus doesn't ask for sacrifice, he offers salvation.

Face it, JudeoChristianity is the dominant paradigm world wide.

Asians are doing their best to not fall into that paradigm, but the global markets demand they change to fit the world order.

>>130615468
Astrological calendars are a tool that god gave us. Not to be mistaken with paganism.