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Ask a Pole anything
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why aren't you sleeping
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Do you guys each peanut butter and jam?
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>>130603293
not op but sleep is for faggots
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>>130603293
have an exam in a few hours, still have to learn a thing or two, but it is too boring

>>130603334
no, almost no one eats peanut butter in Poland. Personally I don't like it
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tfw no gf with octopussy
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>>130603498
>have an exam in a few hours, still have to learn a thing or two, but it is too boring
same here, I would rather put my dick in the rat's nest than study more for it
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>>130603241
Opinions about Spain?
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>>130603762
20%
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>>130603241
Is your cock big? Are you attractive?
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>>130603832
That means?
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>>130603241
does your family and inner circle hate muzzies?
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>>130603762
I liek spain
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>>130603914
It means you are lazy niggers
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>>130603607
Let's see her dick
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kurwa mac ja pierdole

spierdalaj z mojej ziemi jobany
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>>130603607
It's tattooed around her anus not her vagina you degenerate
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>>130603241
Why poland cannot be cucked?
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>>130603762
I like Real Madrid, on Spain itself I don't have any opinion. The only thing I know is that we should ban Erasmus because our sluts tend to have competitions which one of them will be the biggest whore during exchange time.

>>130603864
16cm, it is ok I guess. But strongly curved because of too much fappening. Dunno if that helps or not.
> Are you attractive?
I am pretty fit, would give myself 7/10.

>>130603936
father - yes, he hates jews, muzzies, shitskins, etc
mother - "they are normal people, just like us", but at the same time she complains that France's football team is 80% black
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Would you say poles are majority for or against EU?
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You are Slav but not Greek Catholic or Orthodox. How?
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>>130603241
Is polish a difficult language to learn? I might seriously move to Poland one day.
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>>130603498
what are you studying?
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>>130604323
>that flag

oh-oh
OP dont answer!!
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>>130604507
Phylosophy of Nazi Hatred
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>>130604263
Why the West cannot be uncucked? We haven't changed at stayed the same, were always "backward" throughout history, while Westerns were always "progressive" and "modern" ones. Besides, just take a look at our history.

>>130604323
Young ones - against
30+ - for

>>130604411
To understand it is not hard, to speak broken Polish just to communicate it is also not hard, to speak fluently and flawlessly then hell yeah, it is hard as fuck. But achievable .

>>130604507
pic rel, telecommunication
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Pini mayo pa ruski?
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>>130603241
who do you guys hate more, nazis or soviets?
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>>130604275
Where in Poland do you live? Are you a nationalist of blood?
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>>130604806
european union
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>>130603607

>daizha morgann

Interesting gimmick.
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>>130604783
niet
I only know some basic words and an alphabet

>>130604806
nazis, that they could team up with us

>>130604808
Warsaw, my whole family has been living here since (at least) the first half of 19th century.
> Are you a nationalist of blood?
yes, only ethnic nationalism is a real nationalism
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>>130603241
can I have some vodka please
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>>130604991
Why you use Cyrillic Script?
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>>130605100
have kiełbasa
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>>130605174
I don't but I can read those moon runes
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How do you, along with the Iberias fell ironicly being the whitest people in Europe?
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>>130603241
Do you miss the Warsaw Pact?
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>>130605366
Go fuck yourself commie.
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>>130605278
What it means if my ancestors are ethnically German, but come from Poland?
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>>130605451
I'll take that as a resounding "Da"
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>>130603241
Identify this gun (Or you're just an impostor).
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>>130605461
It means you aren't allowed here.
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>>130605503
Du pini mayo pa ruski?
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>>130605461
They are probably Prussian, it had a bunch of Eastern Europe way back in the day
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>>130605366
If we had capitalism then I wouldn't mind

>>130605461
Before ww2 there was a lot of Germans living in Poland, even right now they are our 2nd biggest minority right after Ukrainians. Probably they moved to the Prussian partition back in the 19th century

>>130605568
sorry anon, not my thing
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>>130603241
Why is your country so based and how can I get mine to be like it?
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Is it true that you don't have ice because the inventor died and took the recipe with him?
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>>130605592
That's why they emigrated, I bet. Lucky, they got out before WW1
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Might visit my family in poland in august. Pretty excited it was a lot of fun when i went there 2 years ago.
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>>130605061
Based. How old are you and what do you do with your free time
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>>130605648
I believe that, thanks.
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>>130603241

Are the contributions and significance of Pope John Paul and Lech Walesa taught about in your schools?
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>>130605638
Nyet comrade, but I am learning at the moment.
I want to speak Russian and Ukrainian (and Polish eventually) due to my heritage.
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>>130605568
Black powder Flintlock?
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>>130603241
Are bitcoins a good investment or just another bubble?
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Gdzie są wszystkie cygany?
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>>130605873
Pope - yes
Walesa - no one gives a single fuck about him. He was soviet agent. Also he is a jew
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>>130605661
-fought off 3 mongolian invasions
-fought off bolshevik invasion
-fought off ottoman invasion
-survived 123 years being partitioned (+ constant germanization and russification)
-survived 6 years of ww2 (genocide of 25% of population, destruction of 80% buildings in Warsaw, 60% factories in the country)
-survived 55 years of communism (+constant anti-Polish propaganda)
-survived Swedish Deluge
-used to constantly fight against muslims

You survive that, you will be based. But I don't think you have much time left, though.

>>130605827
Don't forget to buy Lucky Jews

>>130605837
22, I don't have free time because of this fucking university

>>130605873
> Pope John Paul
yes, on lessons of Polish and religion and history

> Lech Walesa
traitor
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>>130605974
Wrong
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>>130605661
Well as an ethnic Eastern European living in Alberta, my opinion is that we make Alberta it's own nation and build a wall around it. Then Canada will collapse and "get woke"
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>>130603241
A srasz?
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>>130605998
Right now I wouldn't go for it, too risky imo

>>130606050
Norway and Sweden
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>>130606282
Why do we hate Asians? Japs and Koreans are cool.
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>>130606489
I am 100% sure he is a Paki, they are from Asia after all
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>>130606489
When they stay in Japan in Korea
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>>130604109
No, Danmark is ourclay now.

Why do you even complain, you have the least of us. Why is No-way and Iceland supposed to say?
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>>130606597
Nope, actually they come here to invest.
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>>130606282
Fucking picture, it only shows the red part of your flag.

>>130605648
Agreed, I'd like the USSR back in name and symbols only (I admit it was part of an oppressive regime, but gotta be honest I like the iconography) but with capitalism, freedom, and democracy with a constitutional republic.
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>>130606819
>freedom, and democracy
ain't gonna work
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>>130605652
Agreed, I'd like the USSR back in name and symbols only (I admit it was part of an oppressive regime, but gotta be honest I like the iconography) but with capitalism, freedom, and democracy with a constitutional republic.
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>>130603607
Jews are surprisingly weak to their own schemes.
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>>130606723
They don't seem to be Slavic they can fuck off
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>>130606723
Nope, Chinese are (((investing here))) and by those (((investitions))) I mean they are buying leftovers of our economy. Enjoy your country with no middle class, infested with shitty chinese products and soon to become infested with niggers, coz I don't believe that pis won't accept them in near future.
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>>130603241
are u an A-Pole?
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Your women come here and get fucked by black and gypsy cock.
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>>130607623
He's a Di-pole
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>>130607437
>((())) may may
>investitions

Thanks for letting me know you're retarded.
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>>130607948
Uh, that neat language twist he did with "investations" was pretty witty from a guy who is ESL

Thank's for letting me know YOU'RE retarded.
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Dlaczego jesteś taką atencyjną kurwą? A może leczysz kompleksy tworząc tak chujowe tematy na /pol/? Wypierdalaj na /int/.
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>>130604676
cool.

What is the difference between a pnp and an npn transistor? Which is better for high voltage use?
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>>130607948
>allowing foreign inferior race to come over
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fuck off back to wykop faggot
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Would you be pissed if I took a polish girl back to America in the future? I'm a med student rn so I would be a doctor
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>>130603241
>Ask a Pole anything

how did you manage to keep your politicians corruption free?
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>>130604354

Because we're Roman Catholic. Used to have our own pagan gods but then you let a few people in talking about a dude on a stick...
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>>130604806

Soviets because they stuck around for over 40 fucking years.
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>>130603241
how do i get pole girlfriend?
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>>130606050

W dupie Maryni.
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>>130617583

Be rich and white.
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>>130617776
how rich we talkin here? i make abut 55k usd. can i buy loyal pole?
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My grandma was polish and we called her bubcha (spelled wrong I know) but she loved me the most and always called me her "sveenya" when I was being a bad girl. I can't ever find a translation for this word. But it sounded like "sveenya" or "sfeenya ". Please my polish friend what was she saying to me? I miss her and her delicious food so much. Thank you
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Is kurwa a magic word?
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>>130603241
Hey Poland. How's the weather over there?
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>>130618080

You were being called a nigger anon
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>>130618024

Well, here's what I observed when it comes to Polish women marrying Americans vs. Poles:

When a Polish woman marries a Polish man, the man is in charge about 90% of the time.

When a Polish woman marries an American, she's in charge 90% of the time.

Just something I observed when visiting family in the US.

So yeah that 55 grand/year might make you rich in Poland but you better be a fucking alpha.
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>>130618397
Fbpbpbpbpbpbppbppbpf noooooooooooo reeeeeeèèè grannnnnndmmmmmaaaaaaaa noooooooòòò
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>>130618315

It is very magical.
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>>130618080

>sveenya

Sounds like the Polish word for "pig". You were her little pig.
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>>130618834

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Are you an apole?
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>>130618080
KEK
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>>130618834
Thank you! Awww so happy now
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>>130618927

Fun fact: "świnia" in Polish slang basically means "ho" or "bitch" as "She is my bitch" "She's my ho" (Ona jest moja świnią). It's considered a vulgar word.
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>>130618668
>When a Polish woman marries an American, she's in charge 90% of the time
like..what do you mean? I thought the pussies married chinks.

Are polish women any better than western women? are they really this masculine?
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>>130619181

See >>130619222 though.
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>>130603241
Can you own guns in Poland?
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>>130603241
I made this for you, OP
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>>130619222
Please tell me my grandma wasn't calling me a Ho. I was like 10 years old! (Shattered memories)
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>>130619273

>like..what do you mean?

>have Polish aunt
>she marries an American
>at first they get into fights and at one point I had to translate Polish to English and English to Polish because when she first me the guy she didn't know English all that well
>fast forward to now
>my aunt is still married to the guy
>regulates when he can have alcohol
>carries a sort of baby bottle for him of alcohol on trips

AKA "she wears the pants in the relationship". Get it now? It's not a question of being masculine, it's just an attitude thing or the way they carry themselves.
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>>130619432

Well, I am not sure that word was being used that way back in the day now.

It is used that way now, though.

Also, why did she not use the diminutive version AKA "świnka" (literally: piglet)?
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>>130619362

You can but you have to go through more bureaucracy to do so...
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>>130603241
When will you invade Lithuania?
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>>130619574
>carries a sort of baby bottle for him of alcohol on trips
holy shit, sign me up.

Why would I take charge of that relationship? Bottle-fed beer? I never knew how bad I wanted this until you said that..
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>>130603241
Do you have a sexy wife/girlfriend? Will you post her nudes?
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>>130603241
Is your last name in this http://jri-poland.org/psa/warssurn.htm
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>>130619837

We don't have to, you're locked in the EU with us.

Besides, we don't need the Lithuanian suicide rates...
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>>130619874

Well yeah but she really regulates his ass with the alcohol. I think part of it might be that he may be an alcoholic...
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>>130619767
She would say "look at this little sveena she is getting a spanking" and I would shake my butt at her and run away and hide so she wouldn't spank me. She was calling me a bitch OMG
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>>130603241
can you invade germanistan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMGZtkMS3sQ
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>>130620055
Why doesn't she divorce him? sounds like a loser tbqh
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>>130603241
What's for breakfast?
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>>130620140

Nah, I don't think she was calling you that as Polish grandmas ain't like that. Just letting you know that some of the dregs of Polish society use that word ("swinia") to describe women at the club or whatever so do be careful when talking to a Pole about your grandma calling you that.
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>>130620260

Citizenship, nigga.
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>>130620328
>>130620260

Oh and I think he has money too so that also might be a factor.
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>>130620273
Yeah probably never saying that to anyone again lol
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>>130612288
Go drink some fluoride you stupid nigger
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>>130620328
>>130620440


marry a new amerlard? there's plenty of us...like me

can I have your aunt's #?
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>>130603241
Shut the fuck up polish nigger. I hate Polish people, literal niggers of Europe
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>>130620572

Nope. Besides, she's getting on in years, I think she's hitting mid-60s now...
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>>130620487

Just use the diminutive version: sfeenka "swinka".
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I've always argued that free movement is bad for the UK and bad for Poland too. Do you agree? Is there much brain drain from too many skilled people leaving?
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>>130603241
Why are so many Polish guys so sexually aggressive? Is that a thing with Polish culture, or was it just a fluke that I experienced it so often?
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>>130620729
thank you friend xx
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>>130620785

>Is there much brain drain from too many skilled people leaving?

Yes, we can't find enough scientists for R&D of our own...
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>>130620854

Most Polish guys are not like that but if you saw them outside of Poland then you met up with the bydlo that emigrated because they couldn't find a job in Poland.
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>>130620587
Yeah I'm sure you have never left your mother's home.

Kys
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>>130621094
It was in Poland, but I only got to experience the big cities. Hopefully the next time I visit I won't be so unlucky.
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>>130621970

Well, there's still some dregs left over who have no game and try to make up for it with nigger-ish aggressiveness.

Just avoid the guys with shaved heads as those are usually the worst ones.
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>>130603241
Red pill me on solidarity movement? I've been learning about it recently. Why do you call walesa a traitor and agent of the soviets? Wasnt the solidarity movement initial event which eventually lead to the unravelling of the soviet bloc? Also koorva much
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>>130622463

>Why do you call walesa a traitor and agent of the soviets?

Find a Polish speaking friend and no, not the guy who knows a couple of words, I mean an actual Pole, ask him or her to come over, and watch this movie with you:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGJVfEIx6Uc

and this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1RnHha71hA

That should give you the gist of why Walesa is such a divisive figure these days.
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>>130622817
do most poles speak english?
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>>130623344

The younger ones in the big cities do with varying skill levels.

Older rural ones? Forget it.
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>>130622817
Thanks for the links.
Only polish speaking guy I know sat in prison because of his involvement with solidarity movement. Will he kill me if I bring this video up? He's tougher than nails. Is it safe to say solidarity was based but walesa should have gassed himself?
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>>130624661

>Will he kill me if I bring this video up?

Maybe, maybe not. I am not sure. Depends on when he was in the Solidarity movement. You can always show him the link via text message or something and see what he says...

Solidarity was based but, from what I know about it and I am no expert on it, it was getting infiltrated by the communist secret police here and there, or so the story goes.

Solidarity nowadays is nothing more than a huge union and shit like that. They tend to get riled up about shit the government does and then drives up to Warsaw to protest and burn tires...
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When will you fags stop leeching off gibs and take in some migrants like the rest of us are. Taking in some can't hurt that much
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why are your women secretly whores and coal burners? polish expats that I know in burgerland all have spic/nigger bfs.
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>>130625213

>When will you fags stop leeching off gibs

When the gibs run dry.
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>>130625259

Because they're women, just like American coal burners.
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>>130603241
What are you having for brekkie bro?
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>>130603241
Do you guys like americans?
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>>130625907

Me? Coffee. Not sure about any other Polaks in the thread, though.
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>>130626055

Americans > Germans.
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>>130625213
How about you go stand on a sidewalk and wait for a mussie in a truck to run you over instead? Shouldn't take too much waiting nowadays.
Please just stop trying to delegate your problems and deport those shitskins. Preferably drop them off where they got picked up in the first place - whcih was in the sea. But this time without a raft.
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>>130605568
model 1861 springfield
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>>130603241
What alloy are you made of ?
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>>130603241

Do you admit you loved living under Soviet Russia because of all the commie gibs and only complain about being 'sold out' when the well ran dry?
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>>130625213
You mean taking money from Germany?
Reminder that Hitler invaded Poland on a specious pretense, split the country with Stalin, basically ensuring they'd be ruled by communists for 40 years.

Also, the final solution affected Poland more than any other country.

Consider it reparations.
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>>130626479
Right on, brother.
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>>130631052
I'm gonna imprison you, rape your whole family, take every good you have, brainwash and torture you, destroy your identity, history, culture, etc, and i'll call that 'liberation of you', so you'll have to thank me for that. And then i'll give you small % back of what you had, only, because of your resistance. Would you complain?
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>>130611240
anon, I am studying telecommunication, not electronics. I do not give a fuck about transistors, I'll be programming in C# ora Java.

>>130614061
Sure, take one. She will quickly become degenerate whore and will make you a cuck

>>130615545
> politicians corruption free?
> corruption free?
anon, stop embarrassing yourself

>>130617583
you don't

>>130618080
>świnia
literally a pig, kek

>>130618394
pretty hot, but nice

>>130619362
blackpowder without limitations
if you want to buy and own something new, then it is a nightmare
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>>130603241

how does it feel when there more americans on gay parade in Kiev than in all Poland?
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>>130619401
nice job, have a (you)

>>130619837
Right after we will invade Lwów

>>130619887
no and no, don't have much time for anything besides college right now

>>130619921
No, my last name is pure and Polish and ending with -ski

>>130620253
let them burn

>>130620269
sandwitches + black tea

>>130620587
>t. literal nigger

>>130620854
most Poles abroad are aggressive drunk bydło, so nah

>>130622463
>Why do you call walesa a traitor and agent of the soviets
it is not only me, but current government. It is proven that he used to work with soviet secret agency (Polish Stasi)

> Wasnt the solidarity movement initial event which eventually lead to the unravelling of the soviet bloc?
It was the face of it, but the real job did Western economists

>>130625213
My gibs to western europe are these migrants, plus some gypsies. Feel free to take them

>>130625259
slavic girls have a thing for exotic, since we are so homogenous and purely white society. They move from here and want to feel "American", "open-minded", etc
besides
women being whores is nothing new

>>130625907
Just ate my sandwiches with an egg + drank a cup of black tea. Was good
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>>130630788
not funny

>>130631052
>commie gibs
it was us who gave gibs to russians, not vice versa

>>130634869
>Americans spreading degeneracy world-wide
color me surprised
There was more police than fags in kiev, ukraine right now will do anything to taste EU's dick, so we might see degeneracy rising in power there
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Can a Catholic, conservative, heterosexual, redpilled 4/5 white like me get into Poland if I learn your language and follow your culture?

>t. Wants a qt pole gf
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>>130635389
nah, I think we are full, you will never learn Polish to speak fluently and you will always look different to the rest
besides, some drank bydło might take you for an arab, pic rel

>t. Wants a qt pole gf
find yourself one, you have plenty of hot latinas
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How was your day? :3
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>>130635273
>it was us who gave gibs to russians, not vice versa

The only countries that gave gibs more than took were Belarus and Kazakhstan.
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>>130635748
Kek

It's Polish seriously *that" hard? Or it's most a meme?
I kind of want to study it anyways for fun.
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>>130603241
favourite ice cream flavor?
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>>130635942
idk
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>>130635782
It is 9:43 a.m. at the moment, I have an exam in 1.5h.

>>130635806
stop being a retard

>>130635942
If you want to speak flawlessly and fluently then yeah. If you want to be able to communicate in broken Polish and to understand, then no. Unless you can speak another slavic language, then it is not that hard to learn it

pic rel, variations of word "to play"/"game"
and I still can think of another dozen words

>>130636028
I like coffee from Grycan
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>>130636135
coffee flavour*
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>>130636227
nice, thanks
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>>130636135
Better to not learn a language than learn it broken.
Oh and also a Polish friend I talk to told me most of these expressions on pic related were not really used.
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>>130636471
Sure, most of these words are not commonly used, but it just gives you an example that every word has a shitload of variations
we have 7 cases, 3 genders, and a few times, which can give you something like 63 words to learn by heart, if you want to learn how to decline one verb.
I like to watch foreign youtubers living here and there is one guy, an Anglo, that speaks almost fluently after 7 years of living here and constantly learning the language, reading shittones of books, speaking Polish in work and in home. So it is possible, but it takes almost a decade of hard work
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>>130603241
Can I buy farm land and farm potatoes in your country?
>>
how is/was your day?
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>>130636471
It depends. Maybe he didn't notice it, or isn't interested that much in games/matches to hear those. And commentators usually aren't speaking THAT fluently, only using basic words to describe game. Polish lang is considered as one of the hardest language in the world (if not the hardest).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-fcrn1Edik

and bonus: Polish rapper destroying eminem 'rap god' in 7languages - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuAX65lYHBs
>protip: if you want to speak Polish, then you have to polish your Polish
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>>130636868
Oh and Polish is extremely irregular and have more exceptions than rules, for example

>coffee - kawa
>I drink - piję

translate I drink coffee

>piję kawa
no, piję kawę

>juice - sok

translate I drink juice

>piję sokę?
no, piję sok

and so on


>>130636946
if you want to buy a land in Poland, then
1) you need to have Polish citizenship
2) you need to constantly live for at least 5 years in the county where you want to buy a farmland
3) you need to have some knowledge and experience in farming in order to be allowed to buy a farmland

possible, but very hard. This law was made to ensure that chinks and germans won't buy us out

>>130636954
it is 10 a.m., can't say much for now :/
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>>130635942

Poleshit is not an easy language to learn.
Better aply for Chinese or French, some language that will not be a detriment for your overall judgement (or your pocket).
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>>130603241
what do you think of italians and irish people?
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>>130637748
They are catholic, hence they are ok
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>>130637914
what about Hungarian people ?
>>
>>130638205
We love them, and they love us
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>>130638205
We here everyone except Hungarians
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>>130638431
Are slovaks cool too ?
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>>130604116
Putting it in her pooper is okay also.
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>>130638670
I wonder why people think Jews breed moral degeneration.
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>>130638431
Hate*
>>130638572
Yeah, better than Czechs
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what about wilno i lwow?
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Eyy Poland! Grow me some of those potatoes and tomatoes, I am starving nigga.
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>>130639003
Commies have communism to eat, nothing else
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>>130638839
T.virgin
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>>130603241
Is pic related accurate? How many black people have you seen in your personal life?

Also how likely is it in the future that Poland will become resident to large amounts of non-whites?
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>>130639038
how about now
>>
>>130639115
I'm fine, kiełbasa, bread, sauce, coffee, cig for breakfast. Lil lazy, but gonna head make some meal.
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>>130639201
Jokes on you, it was your neighbor xD
Ok, have a nice day.
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>>130638946
Lwów is Polish, as for Wilno we should leave it to Lithuanians, we should not be such assholes

>>130639003
Hello my Latvian friend

>>130639056
I live in Warsaw, so I see more than average, but still it is less than 5/week. But very most of them are students. So this pic is very accurate, maybe except laughing part

I don't want cucked and cowardly westerns in my country, go to syberia
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>>130639055
The guy that thinks sex with real world woman is like porn.
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>>130639275
Ty, I don't take it as offensive.
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>>130603241
are you going to do what the crazy potato lady from germany says? sweden is getting scared you wont take refugees. sweden says it will make germany sad . i called sweden a faggy momas boy and sweden said "thank you" like it was a compliment
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>>130639328
Better to be a virgin, rather than to suck satan's dick for shekels and lying everyone that you're master.
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>>130639397
>id ending with XD
Something like this, and we'll return to our normal lives.
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>>130638946
we will get those cities back
imperialistic poland will arise
>>
>>130639328
>>130639417
>The jew confused
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>>130640994
fuck u cunt
>>
>>130607154
thats how natural selection works
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>>130619432
it has many uses: uswinic - 'to get dirty', you often tell someone he 'je jak swinia' - 'eats like a pig', there is also 'swintuszyc' - 'to do dirty(sexual) things'
its most probable she called you that when you got your porridge on your dress
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>>130603241
do you have 1000-packs of beer in your country?
if not dont call yourselves civilised nation
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>>130603241
Have you ever been to America? How's it different from Poland?
>>
>>130639315
>>130639985
How about new massacre, Loles?
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>>130649253
all ukrainian subhumans will be killed by putin so case closed
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>>130649503
>all ukrainian subhumans will be killed by putin so case closed
Brave lole threatening me with russians. So scary.
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>>130649798
im not threatening anyone, im just saying what will happen to ur nation
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>>130650258
>imperialistic poland will arise
>all ukrainian subhumans will be killed by putin
>im just saying what will happen
Polska shall be hurr burr again? What aboul sharia in Warshawa?
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>>130603241
http://www.ouest-france.fr/hauts-de-france/pas-de-calais/pas-de-calais-un-mort-dans-un-accident-cause-par-un-barrage-de-migrants-5076029


What do you think of the case of the Polish truck driver that was just killed by migrants in Calais, France?
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>>130650515
>sharia in Warshawa?
u wot m8
>>
>>130650515
sharia in Warshawa?
what are talking about banderivt?
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>>130649072
Yes I have, I was in New York and Chicago

> How's it different from Poland?
Except muh 56% white, what surprised me was the amount of fat people. For the first time in my life I saw extremely fat nigger and I took a picture of him to show it to my friends in Poland, but 20min later I spotted another one that was like 1.5x of his size
Apart from this, you have much wider roads and you all seem irritatingly happy and careless, constantly smiling and shit. In Poland the default state is being grumpy

>>130649253
How about clean my toilet, hohol

>>130650713
This road in Calais is a pretty big deal here, because we have the largest transport industry in Europe, hence there is a lot of videos from angry truck drivers about what is going on there. This particular death was only a matter of time and it only shows that France is slowly becoming a fallen state.
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>>130604275

> tfw I had the chance of banging a nice 7/10 erasmus polish girl with cute face (but no boobs) but I decided to stay loyal to my gf

damn, I really missed an occasion. You guys are very nice people though, usually polish people who come in spain for erasmus are very easy going and open, also they know how to party.
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>>130651005
>>130650721
Do you think that you can avoid shitskin invasion ?
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>>130603241
Are poles usually more polite and apologetic or rude and arrogant?
>>
>>130651213
>How about clean my toilet, hohol
how about no
>>
>>130651793
yes
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>>130651846
> slaws loles
> polite slaws
> polite loles
no
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>>130651891
>Do you think that you can avoid shitskin invasion ?
Maybe gibe-me-more-money Poland will leave EU ?
>>
>>130605873

wtf
Wasnt Walesa like the main reason you guys are an indipendent nation? I thought he was at least considered a national hero

Damn, I remember the last time John Paul II spoke from the balcony of the Vatican, he was super old and sick, he tried to articulate some words but due to Parkinson the result was just a low and creepy "uhauwahhawuhau". I think it was a couple of days before he died. Poor man, i'm happy at least he's still well remembered
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>>130651846
>Poles
> polite and apologetic
kek
being not an asshole is the best you can get

>>130651856
I can give you 50złoty for this, it is just 1 hour of cleaning my toilet and it will increase your monthly salary by 5%
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>>130652005
>Complains Poland is gibbing EU for money
>his country is gibbing Poland for money
Away with you, vile beggar
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>>130651793
yeah ez
as long im alive i wont let shitskins into my country
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>>130652104
> least considered a national hero
he is considered a national hero amongst those who shill for the eu and refugees
He is the reason why we didn't have the inspection amongst politicians who did cooperate with the soviets. During 90s and early 2000s the leftists have MASSIVE power here because of Wałęsa + germans bought our companies and factories for half a price (if not cheapier).
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>>130652104
Imagine this, in early 90s when we were all about removing soviet forces and maybe joining NATO he was the only public figure who wanted russians forces to stay. Not even so called commies advocated this. Such are our heroes.
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