Good evening, Dahnald. It seems we've hit a glitch in the world line.
This entire fiasco involving that Syrian jet has temporarily upset the balance of the multiverse. I have brought you to interdimendelegational space to make a choice, as I can fix the problem, but defer to your good judgement.
Choose the blue lollipop, and we remain in the Berenstain dimension to try and remedy the issue. But take the red one, and we return to the Berenstein dimension to start anew.
Make your choice, Dahnald. Oh, and the red one is made from real raspberry extract. Those confectioners really know what they're doing.
Fuck, that sounds delicious.
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Red.
Berenstain fucking sucks.
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>TRUMP AND SYRIA HAVE NO COMMON GROU-