7 Burgers Somehow Died From This

Africans can't swim, matey. That's why we kept them secured with chains for their protection

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>>130590307
6 billion jews somehow died from this

Do we know how the fuck this happened yet?

There's a big fucking hole below the waterline which let lots of water into a berthing compartment. The "chin" of the cargo ship protrudes forward enough to do that.

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59,000 Burgers Somehow Died From This

>>130590307
Fuck me I thought we could all use our weight to float

>>130590307
They were in a berthing compartment that was breached and started filling with water, and someone sealed it off thinking no one was inside. For some reason they could't breathe the water

>>130590823
>chin
It's called a bow, you landlubber

>>130590653
spbp

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>>130590823
there is? uss cole same ship class. interdasting

>>130590307

>implying burgers know how to war

They have lots of money, thats all

>>130590307
How the mighty have become cucked

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>>130590307
200 million whites somehow died from this

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH BTFO BY A FUCKING FLEA

>>130591172
the new tranny troops were busy manning the bilge pumps of the seamen

>>130590307

New US military policy

Don't ask, we swallow

>>130590653
Kek

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>>130590307
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>>130591172
>burger meme

>>130590307

H A P P E N I N G
A North Korea just bought a fleet
P of Philipino merchant ships
P WW3 imminent
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>>130590754

of course

I won't spoonfeed you

>>130592846
The US is fuck as China will send an unlimited supply of container ships

>>130590754
Haven't heard anything juicy yet. Just a lot of military guys thinking it's weird and posing possible explanations.

Some people noticing the same patterns I do and wondering if this might somehow fit in.

>>130593665
i wonder who has diagrams for the berthing area

>>130593270
HAPPENING: CHINA BEACHES 30 CONTAINER SHIPS INTO SAN FRANCISCO

HAPPENING: CHINA CLOGS PANAMA CANAL WITH 8 GORRILIAN TONS OF WRECKAGE; CLEANUP TIME UNKNOWN

HAPPENING: ALL CONTAINER SHIPS TRYING TO GO ALL THE WAY AROUND SOUTH AMERICA ARE GETTING RAMMED BY 5-10 CHINESE CONTAINER SHIPS AT A TIME

HAPPENING: COMMODITIES FUTURES CONTRACTS FLIPPING THEIR SHIT

>A Multi-Million dollar military naval vessel from one of the most powerful countries in the world
>Gets completely debilitated by a rusty Philippine civvy vessel from an age-old technique of crashing into it.

Lmao the flips are the strongest race in the world.

How did a 21st century Navy warship not notice they were about to be rammed by a cargo ship?

What the fuck were the on-deck surveillance niggers doing? Digging their taints?

In my opinion it's the fault of people on station who someone didn't notice a cargo ship 3x's the size of their warship for this.

FUCKING NIGGERS in other words.

>>130594055
CIA niggers glow in the dark.
When you see one, run him over.

The Terry-Duterte Holy Alliance is in effect.

>>130591068
that was a pansy ass rules of engagement failure. a cargo ship hitting you has nothing to do with rules of engagement

>>130593976
Containers filled with knock off shoes

Kike with inverted swishes, nike goes belly up,

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>>130594223
Dutiti will never ally with the yanks.
BTFO of our seas before we sinks all your vessels.

>>130590307
>>130591068
>>130593946
The ship took on water so there must be damage below water deck we can't see.

>>130590307
want to know what happened? Captains room got crushed, captain severely injured. Why were there 7 other men in the captains room late at night? Thats right, buttfucking. lots of buttfucking.

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>>130591038
Wrong. FC1 didn't come back up after trying to rescue a 21st person, so they secured the watertight hatch to keep the rest of the ship from flooding.
>>130593665
There's no happening. The scuttlebutt is that the PI ship made an emergency turn that the Fitz wasn't expecting.

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>>130590653
I made a meme son.

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>>130591042
yeah but here wasn't talking about the "bow" shit for brains, he said the "chin" because he meant the chin

>>130594772
>The scuttlebutt is that the PI ship made an emergency turn that the Fitz wasn't expecting.
>wasn't expecting.
>tailgate truck on highway
>win stupid prizes

>>130591172
Lol remember that time Brazil did that one thing?
Oh wait, that was never.
Every brazshit that could afford a plane ticket moved to Florida.

Side note;
I never understood why they have that statue of Jesus overlooking a city made of garbage and rats.
Have some respect and decency for Christ's sake.

>>130594772
Yeah I get the feeling is justs a really impressive and ill-timed fuck-up, but so far everything I've heard is grasping at straws for a possible explanation that would lay out a believable set of coincidences.

My guess is that if it there is something to it, then it'd be too much of an embarrassment to reveal and we'll just all settle on some narrative or other anyway.

>>130590307
Fucking sand niggers

>>130595386
>>130595386
I don't know anything about what happened, but I would assume that the ships already crossed each other, but the PI ship was still close enough that when it turned, it hit the Fitz. Who fucking knows though, I can't wait for the results on the investigation. I hope that whoever killed these 7 men gets fucked. We didn't sign up to die on a fucking routine patrol.

>>130590307
More like Navy seals did botch a operation in NK and now the US gov try ´s desperately to cover up.

>>130595140
maybe jews are made out of sugar?

>>130595529
I've heard that the rules of the road might have already been followed, and it was just an extremely bad unavoidable mishap. If that's the case, then there's nothing that could have been done. The shipping lanes out in 7th fleet are super tight.

>>130596013
I think salt is more likely

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12 kangillion Africans somehow were enslaved by this

>>130595487
>says the country so cucked by the powers that be that they have a illuminatti eye in all of their bills of money
kekers

>>130590653
hahahahahahah

>>130595487
Cause Jesus always loved the dirty bastard skinny fuckers more than fat greedy pieces of shit (USA)

>>130590307

Being station on a DDG I will explain what happened.

It's 0230. A majority of the crew are in their birthings. Birthing 2, located below Birthing 1 with a U shape mashed between the showers and the VLS magazine.

Suddenly the bulbous bow section on a freighter impacts Birthing 2's hull and makes a 4 foot wide hole in the ship's hull. Tons of seawater and fire main rushes in.

The ship torques and the hole turns into a gash as the DDG slides and the bulbus sull tears the few milimeter this of steel toward the front of the ship.

there are 9 or so racks in that section of Birthing 2 Their heads bordering the shower /head space inboard their feet the hull and water beyond.


The few feet opening between the hull and the racks they slept in is now twisted metal and thousands of tons of water.

The emergency egress hatch is on the other side of the birthing in the "common area".

The lights went out immediately on impact as racks, Gaussing lines and power lines short out.

You are going to die.

No way out, in darkness, Birthing 2 filling completely with water in minutes and egress on the other side of the wreckage that was the side of your ships hull.

>>130596053
It's been interesting listening to some people going with tight shipping lanes, some people talking like it's the middle of the Pacific, just all over the map. It's like de facto theory chaff.

Only problem is that at this point even if we do get a decent story from the investigation, now it's a sure thing it will be used as a continued distraction and conspiracy mill.

QA don't go up in holes to inspect them booger welds!

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>>13059065
>underrated

who paid dangerous ships to be there?

who was analyzing the risks of that area?

>>130590307
Blasted, the most powerful race have discovered the one weakness of US military grade radar systems: huge, slow moving freighters

>>130596774
looks like we got ourselves a college boy

>>130590754
Yes. The chink boat was making the required turn to avoid collision, then the American ship retardedly also moved to avoid collision, instead of remaining straight on course. Verified by ship GPS data publicly available online.

>>130591011
Top Kek

>>130590754
A cargo ship crashed into the sleeping quarters at 2:00AM. So most of the crew was in their quarters, exactly where the cargo ship hit. There was literally nothing those 7 poor bastards could have done once the collision happened.

>>130590754
Chinese tested a new stealth module on a container ship and told it to ram a DDG to embarrass the US. DDG didn't see the container ship on radar and the bigger ship had running lights off

>>130597044
they got locked in by the rest of the crew

>>130597066
Don't forget the Russians jammed the computer systems on the DDG and 19 Muslims from a cave called a number on their cell phone to set of a micro IED EMP to cut engine power just to make it more confusing to the crew.

>>130596848
There is a video on youtube of a big dick captain (usa) demanding that a lighthouse move position cause merica

hahaha

>>130596571
with that catastrophic dmg only 7 died? ship with 300 crew?

>>130597443

I know right? Should have been a lot worse. It 250 ish though...Obama cuts.

>>130597443
a tranny sailor was manning 6 bilge pumps below deck

>>130597292
Norks also used an underwater mininuke to move the DDG with so much force it was damaged in such a way. Obviously, an armoured boat wouldn't have sustained that much damage on normal speeds

>tfw was considering joining the navy
guess i'm going chair force fuck it

>>130590307
burgers amirite

>>130597715
I heard Iran flew overhead and dropped soccer balls to create loud confusing noises in case any of the crew were still paying attention.

>>130590307
They sailors were blow decks.

>>130597792
You wouldn't make it in the Navy, fucking pussy

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>>130590823
>>130591042

I hate bulbous chin chink bows now.

>>130596571
What a nightmare.

>>130597797
Zumwalt = engine flooding = 1 trillion R&D
F35 lemon = pilots pass out = 1 trillion R&D
Paper macher navy = 700 million
Afghanistan 14 years = vietnam 2.0 = 1 trillion

Watching the US become the USSA = priceless

>>130598468
Meanwhile the container ship has a 7:0 Kill/death ratio, literally infinity, and they probably just have to redo some minor bits and put on new paint to put it back in service.

If this is the true future of naval warfare it's going to be brutal. Just imagine groups going apeshit on out of line container ships and the Jews laughing all the way to the bank.

>>130598000
you're right i'd probably be dead too like these poor shmucks who died if only because of an incompetent fucking captain.

>>130590307
>insults a different nationality while being too cowardly to even don his own colors
sage and report

>>130596151
This.

>>130599016
So much retardation in 1 post there.

>>130598833
The fucking insane military spending of the Usa on failed tech in the past decade tells me the jews have been to all your banks laughing

Military appropriation in the US is as corrupt as all the Brazilian gov combined x10

>>130590307
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>>130590630
>>130590653
>>130590754
>>130590823
>>130591011
>>130591038
>>130591042
>>130595487
>>130595529
>>130597443
>>130598468
And the ones that were missing were found dead:

http://www.maritimeherald.com/2017/missing-sailors-destroyer-fitzgerald-died/

topkek

>>130597877
underrated comment chain

>>130599519
Chill. I'd order the batoning down myself if I know 10x 5 feet of twisted metal was between me and life.

>>130597066
Cloaking Device?

>>130598468
>Brazil population 207.8 million
>US makes 208 million drones controlled by googles AI using an algorithm that "rescues" the hot brazillians and escorts them to US and double murdles all others

>>130598468
>>130599862
checkmake

>>130598836
How are you going to blame a man who was fucking sleeping for what is most likely going to turn out to be a complete accident?

That's how I know you're a fucking pussy.

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>>130596571
explain

>>130596151
>pillars of salt
It just keeps getting better

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die during peacetime

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>>130598468
Brazil 1400: Jungle shithole
Brazil 1500: Jungle shithole
Brazil 1600: Jungle shithole
Brazil 1700: Jungle shithole
Brazil 1800: Jungle shithole
Brazil 1900: Jungle shithole
Brazil 2000: Jungle shithole
Brazil 2100: Jungle shithole

>>130599862
By all means

Brazilian women know how to treat their men
Old school style

my American business partner came here 5 years ago. Fukin happy like a pig in brazilian shit

>>130600062
Radio (comms center) was one of the spaces that got hit

>>130599422
Yeah, and it's a tough thing to tighten up on. Fiat currency and shoddy military expansionism were a big part of what brought down Kublai Khan's empire in the end.

It sounds like there are some good ideas out there on how to get it down without significantly impacting our military capabilities, but I don't know if we'll get there or not. At this rate it does look like poorly spent money into the militay-intelligence complex is going to be a significant component of eventual economic blowout.

>be american
>be so fat that you can't stay afloat
>drown

>>130596571
No one practiced how to egress the berthing in total darkness? No one knew the location of the nearest Battle Lantern? You can pull them off the wall.

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>>130600393
need me one of thems

>>130600339
Still richer than yo pasty ass

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an entire regime of communist intellectuals somehow couldn't produce this

>>130600489
>thinking fat is more buoyant than natural homegrown american thicc

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>>130600440
wallahi sharmuta, the burger wasn't in the comms room when he drowned.

>>130590307
what if the wreck was just a plausible cover story to explain 7 deaths incurred in a failed op?

>>130600490
I can't even tell you the last time I practiced egress with a new check in. I only ever did it myself once, and that was on my first ship. The Navy is way too lax on way too many life saving measures.

>>130590307
What happened? Someone took a very big freedom-sized shart?

>>130600486
Well, may we all avoid nuclear fallout

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>>130600579
lol

>>130600660
YOU CANT CALL OFF SHIP IF COMMS ARE DOWN YOU DIMWIT

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>>130600717
I'm sure they're going to be talking about A LOT of this shit in the days to come.

Also, I wonder if the EEBDs would have helped in this situation. That's what they're there for, right? Would they work underwater?

>>130591172
we've been practicing in the ME for what, 16 years now?
we'll just deepmind drone swarm anybody and sweep up with SF

>>130600654
It definitely is. One of the most most novel experiences when I started to not be so fat was going in the water and sinking unless I purposefully kept enough air in my lungs. For a while at first I had fun bobbing up and down just by breathing.

Fatties live in an entirely different reality.

>>130600956
Training is definitely gonna start being looked at.

Unfortunately no, EEBDs are soley for smoke, and only last about 10-15 minutes. Purely for emergency egress from smoke filled spaces. Though it wouldn't surprise me if they start working on SCUBA variants, if they haven't already.

>>130600533
So easy, come here, teach English,pick your wife...treat her like a lady, you are set

Brazilian women come in every color from Gisele to Imani

>>130595377
That's the ship's penis m8

>>130600790
shows you never been here

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>>130590307
60 million chinese somehow died from this

>>130600393
>Brazillian Shit

yeah, you monkeys and your scat porn need to be wiped off the face of the earth

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>>130590307
AHAHAHAahhahaHAHAHHAHAHAHA
*inhale*
AHAHAHahahhaHAHHAHAhahahAHaha
nigga, how do 7 people drown in a floating ship? All you gotta do is step out of the water

>>130600828
sweet little pork product, how could he even attempt to call his dad if there are no phones in the berthing area

>>130601170
Why get delivery when you could get DiGiorno? Bring them all to US.

>>130601512
There's probably a J-Dial. But that's not going to help you much.

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>>130601307
one or two gilded monkeys is the exception not the norm

>>130601375
China will take you out before I reach retirement

come lick some vegemite off my balls inmate

>>130601512
>>130601637
Most J-dials can call out if you put in the right numbers. I can never remember what the sequence is, but it allows you to call off ship. Usually reserved for CO/XO/CMC, but the ICs/ETs give it out to their friends, who give it out to their friends.

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>>130591068
tfw i remember being 5 years old and seeing constant news coverage of that attack

tfw i remember being 6 years old and being picked up by my parents from my christian school, in first grade, on 9/11 and seeing the news on all the televisions in the school and hallways turned to the news station and then going home and seeing all the constant news coverage about how the towers collapsed and why that followed

tfw I remember watching replays of Saddam Hussein statue being torn down and the head of the statue sawed off and toted around by civilians

tfw I'm still not sure if we're the good guys despite all of that

t. 22 year old

>>130600784
>Well, may we all avoid nuclear fallout

Impossible...The jet stream delivers it globally and ends up in our food - on fields where crops grow and the livestock eating the radioactive grass.

>>130601596
Come pick one here, with a promise of an american life you will be able to eat your pizza and eat her muff too, all before you land

>>130601679
yeah, nah cunt. Old Mate Burger's got our back.

Enjoy your Zika.

>>130601874
I remember I guess we were in like 5th grade and the Space Shuttle Columbia exploded, so they immediately herded us all into the library without telling us what wtf was going on, turned the lights off, and made us watch it explode. Then they told us all about the woman who was on board.

Seriously?
We trauma-based mind control now.

>>130601670
shall I reply with a pic of a trailer park or Detroit

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>>130601874
also fuck you lying Donald "I had many friends die in 9/11" Trump you sack of lying hyperbolic say whatever gets you votes sack of shit

>Trump, on live television, was noting that the 40 Wall Street building he owned was no longer the “second-tallest” in downtown Manhattan -- it was the “tallest” … because the Twin Towers had just been toppled by terrorist hijackers.

>>130602028
so we will all become toxic avengers

>>130602062
gross

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>>130602225
maybe you should try studying up on the basics first

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You want to think of the brave soldiers, but really they pressed some buttons, closed some doors and killed 7 sailors to save a boat.

>>130602152
That shit was a message to rivals. All challengers will be destroyed.

>>130595140
>watermark

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>>130590307
Always remember to eat your spinach.

>>130598468
>spending 1 trillion for bare rock and nobody asks questions who profits from this
They deserve it.

>>130595140
>meme
>not an image macro
kys newfag

>>130602141
1) I am a cunt, I am what I eat

2) Enjoy your muslim + Chinese invasion

We may have lots of poverty but we 85% Christian

better buy a prayer rug

>>130602642
bye bye american shit pie

>>130602446
top 3 spots occupied entirely by shale industry money

>>130602449
>Soldiers
And that's not how damage control works on a ship. Requires shoring, pipe patching, emergency welding, proper setting of watertight fittings. It's a lot of work.
Not to mention, FC1 repeatedly went down into the flooded berthing to grab people that were trapped down there.

But you called them soldiers, so I clearly don't expect you to know shit about the Navy.

>>130594195
Or is this our proud new gay Navy at work?

>>130601874
same anon. 4th grade on 9/11. tvs were showing the coverage in all classrooms. we all saw them drop.

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>>130590307

>>130590653
good shitpost
>>130590307
F

>>130601874
That's what disinformation and propaganda does. Make one doubt himself and allegiance. Just ask yourself in which country is there such a Constitution that goes out of its way to protect criminals let alone good citizens.

>>130591172
one of these days we'll ignore liberal sensibilities, take the kiddy gloves off and third world barbarians will learn to keep their mouthes shut for a while

>>130590307

Is the Navy 'majoring in the minors' (eg, 'witties'*) and neglecting the basics (eg, avoid crashing into other ships while at sea)?

* http://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/military/sd-me-navy-witties-20170515-story.html

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>>130591321
360 million Eurofags somehow died from this.

>>130602744
huehuehue, sure thing Jose. Maybe in the cities, but here in my south coast beach town, we're ALL FUCKING WHITE AND CHILL.

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>>130598105
That's a big ship

>>130602869

it's true, at least you guys love jesus, you should really invent more airplanes though