Well, what the fuck is Rodman doing in North Korea?

Rodman came back from his first trip to NK with the same kind of brain damage as Otto but no one noticed. Better luck this time.

probably a spy, maybe mkultra victim, hes weird as fuck

Banging bitches and drinking Hennessy in KimJongIl's fortress resort

>>130582760
He needed some gook pussy

>>130583487
good man then

>>130582760
>Well, what the fuck is Rodman doing in North Korea?
Kim Jong Un and Rodman? It's like a crazy niggas convention

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>>130582760
99% chance hes an agent for the CIA.

>>130586228
More like 0.99%.
He is there for the money and drugs

>>130586430
That's right, dude weed grows on the side of the road there. A legal non-issue.

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>>130582760
He is friends with the absolute ruler of the country.

Imagine the disgusting, degenerate shit that Kim lets him do with no legal repercussions. He probably does shit over their our perverted billionaires are jealous of.

>>130582760
promoting potcoin

>>130582760
He is trying to bring sports to North Korea stone age

>Kim in the closet loves America

>>130582760
Rodman is a certified lunatic who probably first went to North Korea cause it was the most insane thing he could think of doing and now he's probably a pseudo-spy but to say even a CIA handler can predict and control his behavior would be a stretch.

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>>130582760
Hopefully he's gonna try to steal a poster.

>>130582760

HE IS DOING HIS FUCKING JOB.

HE IS THE ONLY SOUL ALIVE THAT PERSONALLY KNOWS BOTH DONALD J TRUMP AND KIM JONG UN. PUT IT TOGETHER.

STOP POSTING IT BEFORE KIM FIGURES OUT WHAT IS GOING ON

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>>130587290
Gonna say this. Gook slave girls everywhere.

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>>130582760
Putting a radio tag on Little Kim for the missle to track!

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>>130582760
I don't get it,, If I had a nice dictatorship, I would keep that kind' of lunatics out

well,, I was never good at 5 dimensional chess, unlike the kim jong family

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>>130582760

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Finding out his passport wont get him back into the US

>>130586228

I tend to think this, I strongly doubt they would just keep letting him go back if not

>>130586228
What possible thing could he accomplish as a spy? Doubt the NKs are stupid enough to let him see or hear anything useful, except perhaps they got no one else there in which case it would be at least something. Other scenario is he could just be acting as a messenger for both contries.

>>130582760

he probably gets a fat paycheck from someone to bring luxury goods to kim

>>130582760
Dennis Rodman is an insane person.

https://youtu.be/riGYiC6gG3I

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>>130582760
promoting T-Shirts

>>130587290

lol i was just thinking this

>did Rodman conspire with Kim to keep Otto captive till near death?
The more you know...

>>130582760
Shut up and delete this thread and let Secret Agent Rodman do his job.

>>130582760
During one of the Apprentice seasons Rodman was competing. He was completely shitfaced though and Trump called him out on it and was a huge part in getting Rodman to rehab.

Would not be surprised if Trump is using this monkey as a mouthpiece. DR really seems to genuinely like Trump. Kim really likes Rodman because he is a big fan of MJ's Bulls.

>>130590145

me too. they probably send him over with a load of toys to grease kim

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End game ?

>>130587119
Marijuana is illegal in North Korea.

A few years back I flew into Phoenix on business and "met" Rodman in the baggage area.
Fucker so was high he grabbed the first bag that looked like his which happened to be mine and then proceeded to take everything out of my bag looking for something that obviously wasn't there.
I walked up to him and told him he had the wrong bag and it was mine. I got the standard "my bad bro" as he walked away leaving me to jam all my shit back into my bag.
After I got all my crap back in the bag I made sure to cause as big a scene as possible and let everyone know in the baggage area Dennis Rodman was signing autographs shortly before I left.
Watching him get swarmed with people while desperately still looking for his bag made it all worth it. I hope he found what he was looking for.

>>130592037
I've read the soldiers smoke it at the DMZ to piss off the Koreans.

>>130588132
>probably a pseudo-spy but to say even a CIA handler can predict and control his behavior would be a stretch.

>bring these goodies to kim
>don't insult them or make them lose face

pretty sure most people could manage not to fuck that up.

>>130592037
It's absolutely entirely legal to the point where theres no possible way to deny it. Saying weed is illegal in Norkland is like saying the earth is shaped like a dinosaur. Maybe if you went you would see how great the marijuana is

>>130587290
>imagine what he lets dennis do with his rod, man

>>130582760

I heard he went there to sodomize some white boy, the gooks were wondering if some black dick would make his brain work again

>>130591732

>ywn be a korean qt looking at a black man for the first time trying to figure out if he's really human like you

>>130586228
any time a US citizen meets with a world leader, upon return to the US they get heavily questioned by the alphabet agencies.

>>130582760
Spreading AIDS, antibiotic resistant syphilus, or whatever incurable cocktail of STDs he has

>>130582760
Getting drunk. Fucking North Korean whores

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>>130582760
could Rodman be infected with some kind of radioactive isotope, or some kind of horrible communicable disease, that incubates for xDays before symptoms?? soo you know :) when him and dear reader play hoops, maybe a little sweaty post up in the paint?!??? Maybe Rodman picks up a FOUL ON DEAR READER?? :)

>>130582760
cultural enrichment program

>>130588270
Rodman is a powerful US asset who is a de facto back channel to the North Korean leader.

Realize too, that Rodman's visit is probably the only reason Otto was returned in the first place. Rodman is a powerful celebrity, and while I think these two are certainly an odd couple as far as friendships go, I'll take what I can get.

Rodman is risking his life to help fellow americans by befriending a foreign dictator. This isn't even unprecedented, the musical The King and I was based off a similar instance with the Thai king and his relationship with the west.

I guess in 2017 the king and I might be Dennis Rodman and Fatty Kim the Third.

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>>130596461
>>130588270

>presented the country's sports minister with a copy of President Donald Trump's book, "The Art of the Deal."

>>130582892
No actually backwards. He went to NK brain damaged, got first class medical treatment and came back a genius. Otto lived in coma for a year in NK, but not even a week in US. NK has better medical care, the coma was caused by genetic issue that popped up randomly.