HAPPENING - POSSIBLE CYBER ATTACK

>major isp
>can't even tank a ddos from some script kiddie ivan

>>130577715
Does this mean no phonefags today?

>>130577715
it's literally nothing.

wikileaks media ops incoming faggots

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>>130577715
I'm on a desktop and what is this?

>>130577715
>http://downdetector.com/status/verizon/map/
Skype is downsie.

inb4 some Indian intern pressed the wrong button

>>130583090
Not this time fuckhead. Its WW3 happening

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>>130583358
>http://downdetector.com/status/att/map

>>130577715
can phoneposters ever recover?

hopefully they cant.

Im on a good LTE connection, tmobile but the outage maps seem to be big cities

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>>130577715
>http://downdetector.com/status/att/map/

AT&T here. Getting one bar of signal when I usually get four, and call quality sucks ass.

>>130578264
I'm right here faggot

>>130577715
>every time a technology breaks it's an evil russian cyber attack
I WANT OUT OF THIS TIMELINE

>>130578264
Clover right here nigger

>>130577715
good buy amerifats. king john II is going to destroy you!

>THEY'RE EVERYWHERE
>All stations, be advised - satellite surveillance has been disabled. SOSUS and PAVE PAWS arrays are inoperative at this time.

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Fuck, looks like the Finns got bored of punching reindeer and decided to take out the phone networks. Perkele.

>>130578264
There's this crazy new thing called Wi-Fi which all new phones can connect to and use the internet

>>130584188
wifi is not new, retard

Hello? I'm phoning in.
Can you post me now?

>>130584063
>PAVE PAWS arrays are inoperative

Wew, lad. PAVE PAWS went offline in 1995.

Glad UEWR and SSPARS are working.

>>130577715
phonephags btfo

Verizon here, three bars.

But I've been shitposting all day

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>>130584264
>Being this autistic

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No problem, pleb. We've sent a crew out and they didn't find any issues.

>>130582759
Thats disgusting

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PHONE POSTERS BTFO

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>>130577715
***ATTENTION*** This is anonymoose. WE HAZ ALL YOUR INTERNEZZZ. NO STEP ON SNEK.

>>130584810
>average Turkish woman

Hmm. I was working on resumes this afternoon and the internet shit out for a solid hour. I unplugged the router at least 3 times.

>>130577715
Oh no! My jerkbox is down! Oyvey!!

Massive thunderstorm happening exactly where the outages are showing has no bearing on this at all?

>>130584576
i don't know what your meme pic means

but wifi has been introduced in 1998 - which is 18 years ago - which is older than most posters here

>>130583069
Doesnt work in Sweden either.

>>130577900
>blades on an F5
nobody on this board is going to know what a GTM or LTM is let alone how servers actually work

>>130577715
tmobile here i have all 5 bars

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Cricket burner here. 6 gorrilion bars.

>>130577715
Interesting. Doesn't seen to be related to space weather as nothing is going on there. Often geomagnetic storms will knock out internet and power but everything's calm atm. If you're interested you can check www.spaceweathernews.com

>>130584810
hila is dat u

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Not much on The Big Board.

http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/index2.php

One power outage in TN.

Project Fi here.

1 googol bars.

>>130585969
It looks like a frog standing up.

Posted from my iPhone

>>130585470
Legit question
What is the biggest impact crippling autism has had on your life?

>>130577715
Call me when someone finally hacks the Euro powergrid.. This is nothing.

>>130586876
I don't know if it's autism or because my parents are Finnish, but I will get out of a line if someone stands within 4 feet of me.

>>130584640
>when they try to download your new mix tape

damn son

>>130577715
Sprint here full 4G LTE here

>>130583952
Clover here 2

Sprint in Vegas working fine for me

>>130577715
Skype is not working :0 !!!1!!!
All text over there is just SARCASM!

Sprint/Virgin here, everything works as it usually does.
>>130585470
Come on son you can't be that bad at detecting sarcasm.

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>>130577715
LIVE - Rick Wiles: Prophetic Warning, Debt Tidal Wave Towering Over Sleeping America, Pentagon’s Decision to Shoot Down Syrian Warplane Bombing ISIS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJSZGgFhjE8

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Bump.

>>130589113
Oh fug :DDD
Is she preheating the oven... for herself?

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>>130589293
Joo.

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>>130586397
How dare you.

>>130587566
>Virgin here
Yeah, we know.

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>>130590941

>>130589395
Hey, I mean, she doesn't have to preheat the oven. It's already hot in here.

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>>130583680
>can phoneposters ever recover?
>hopefully they cant.
Fuck off stationary fag, 1995 called wanted their internet back.

>>130591116
stop phoneposting, it destroys the quality of this board. 1080p or more is required.

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>>130591025
She really likes the oven.

>>130583680
Haha faggit I'm still phone posting

>>130582759

There is no way you have the internet on that Netburst Housefire

there was a hilarious huge downpour in nyc that probably fucked some lines up

>>130577715
Kek same target areas every time..

I feel like wen the big one finally happens, middle America is gonna be stuck online with only fucking Latvia to talk to.