Reunification when?

>>130545498
They voted to split up. Why would they reunite?

>>130545498

When did it split. I learned it in school as Czechoslovakia

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soon

>>130546002
On come on. Put some heart into it

>>130546250
yes pls

>>130546002
1993

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>>130545925
>Why would they reunite?

If Bohemia reunifies with the Reich, the rest can join Slovakia desu.

Don't Czechs and Slovaks kinda dislike each other?

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>>130547058
No

>>130545925
Nobody voted about it, it was politicians who decided it would be easier to fuck us over if we were separate nations

>>130547058
What are you talking about? We have the biggest bromance in the world.

>>130547543
>>130547582
wasn't your country split up because of a hyphen? which country name would you agree on this time?

>>130547058
Everyone in Europe kinda dislikes everyone else

>>130545498
We would be fucked as a state in prewar era without having Slovaks on our side because Czechia was like third German, that's not needed anymore. I guess it's completely fine both ways. We have very close relations anyway, like can't imagine if we wouldn't have open borders, army training together and etc. Our internet culture is also called Czechoslovak, because of the language. Reunification wouldn't change much.

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>>130547058
Not really

>>130547841
This. He understands

>>130547058
Banter? Yes
Dislike? No

>>130547841
True.

>>130547902
you guys were bitching about each other for either being economic baggage or industrial polluter, and the difference in development level and belief were also in play.
Still, good to see czech and slova to glue back together and make good stronk military gears wholesales instead of being two irrelevent countries

>>130547403
>>130547582
>>130547902
Then why the fuck did yall split up into two different countries?

>>130545498
I've always viewed similar to English and Scots but without all the faggotry.

>>130548407
because of a hyphen, you see?

>>130545925
>They voted to split up
not they didn't you retard

>>130548407
because of a vocal minority of slovaks, particularly the elites

>>130545498
probably never, we will just stay bros. unfortunatelly...

>>130548607
>what is indirect democracy

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reminder slovakia agreed to take in 160k niggers

#notmynigga

>>130548880

So V3 from now on?

>>130548880
I feel so bad for them that i can not slutshame them. Poor bastards.

Do they speak the seem langage?

>>130549305
More or less, but the same thou

>>130547058

All slavs dislike each other.

>>130549305
It's like American English vs British just with much more time to develop independently, you can see dialect merging into Slovak on borders and vice versa.

>>130549606
>jewish propaganda
>UN flag
pottery

>>130545498
Before they discuss reunification there needs to be guarantees made that the amount of Czech girls in low production value porn is not diminished.

>>130549762
who cares only the ugly ones do porn

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>>130545498
Indeed, when are they going to give back the Kronländer. After all, Prag is a German city. Filthy Slavic Untermenschen!

>>130549678
Come on - we do hate each other. Thing is we hate the rest of the world much, much more.

>>130549665
Arent you guys culturally more Germanic though?
Language aside, a girl I knew in Prague mentioned multiple times that Czechs and Germans basically have the same Haplogroup + you have hundreds of years of history

>>130549665
isn't it even becoming more alike in times of internet and TV? I mean do Czech TV stations broadcast Slovak productions or vice versa, just like German TV stations broadcast Austrian productions? That should have kind of a unifying effect.

>>130545498

Reminder: Slovaks are the most powerful race in the world

>>130548880
No way? They're actually bending over for the nigger dick?

But why not just stick with V4 bros?

>>130549888
Woah the cringe.
>There are people who still like Hitler unironically
>Most of them from the US who don't know the date WW2 started

>>130550024

Lol no.

Czech and slovak are far closer

>>130550480
How come?
Bohemia was part of the HRE for centuries without Slovakia, Prague even hosted the Habsburgs. You had a giant German minority at the boarder until 1945. How did you maintain such strong ties to Slovakia?

>>130550090
Yes this never stopped since splitting, it's a little bit less common though. TV not that much, maybe older movies, but internet culture and video is conjoint.

>>130550024
There's a little bit of Germanic, but much more Eastern. If I remember history classes correctly our borders moved more on East than West. We would be more Austrianised than Germanised, still not much though.

>>130550024
>basically have the same Haplogroup
I call bullshit on this. Anyway if its true even in small percentage it is because eastern germans are in fact slavs

>>130550411
nah m8 4d checkers, how will the immigrants get to slovakia when its surrounded by us, angry slav countries ready to jump any mudshits. Think about it

>>130550024
With Austrians, NOT with Germans.
And still, we have far greater ties to Slovaks than to anyone else, after all, we were together since Austro-Hungarian empire all throughout the commie times.

>>130550473
>Serbian complaining about cringe

How's the whole Hong with Kosovo coming along? What's the last time your country had acces to the Adriatic? Are you even a true Slav or just an Albanian mongreel mix?

>>130550761
You realise Bratislava is like a 30 minute drive from nigger-infested Vienna, or something?

Look at a map.

>>130551022
oy vey the gig is up

>>130550742
>Austrianized than Germanized
There was no differentiation between Austria and German until 1866/1871 and even then they were both considered German. That solidified after 1945. Before that, Austria was seen as German land

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>>130550024
No, but...

Most of what's Chech Republic these days used to be German (Austrian) teretory.

Prag was a German city with the first German language University, so centuries of German rule over goat fucking Slavs left a mark.but they are Slavs in the end, good for servitude but not much else

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>>130545498
Take us back too, pls! I don't want to be with dumb ukies!

>>130548880
160k is the hungarian population of slovakia. Didnt they mean hungarians?

>>130551175
Austrians are German, just the better less obnoxious kind.
All good Nazis were Austro German.

>>130551301
am I the only one who thinks slovakia looks geographically like a dick? And this is just an overkill

>>130551175
That doesn't change the fact that we have much more in common with Slovaks than with Germans. Also more common with Poles than Germans.

>>130551301
We have already called dibs on you

>>130551301
bruh we Poland now
>>130551715
yep

>>130548880
I just hope that they agreed to take those niggers to house them in a houses of gypsies to incite war between gypsies and muslims

>>130551678
And that doesnt answer my question why, other than a stem language

>>130551526
Austrians get offended if you tell them they are germans

>>130551301
Munkacs and Ungvar belong to Hungary you second vienna award nigger

>>130551955
>What is a difference between historical and recent meanings of a word

>>130545498
why though?

>>130548880
Kek.
This reminds me of that small talk that I catched when I was in the railway in Bratislava/Pozsony.
A young slovakian hungarian talked to his friend and said:
>"Well the govrement took refugees but nobody here really liked the so they left them uncheked and all flee to germany as they are xpected ,no one left"

>>130551526
>All good Nazis were Austro German.
Because Austrians are more mixed with Slavs and Hungarians.
>>130551538
Well, they were a part of HUNGary.

>>130552148
bro your english is all sorts of fucked up

>>130551993
THIS
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Bring back Verecke.

>>130552313
leave him alone

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>>130552492
dont get me started on your use of the "w"

>>130551896
Well because we're a Slavic nation that was also independent a lot of times trough history and we were always able to defend our heritage while being part of someone else. And that Slavic root in thinking runs deep.

>>130552313
I often make a lot of typo mistakes when I type fast without looking at my computer's screen.

>>130548880
actually have no idea about this
source?

>>130546880
based dr thrax

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>>130552721
Fuck off. We got it from G*rmans.

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>>130553505
ARGHHH YE SCURVYDOG BE WALKIN DA PLANK TONITE

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>>130550742
>>130550826
ÖSTERREICH IS GERMANY YOU FUCKING PISSBEER WEND NIGGERS

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>>130552721
are you this czech that posts this rajcepepe?

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Luzhits i Slonsk JE `Cechia.

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>>130554721
shit

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>>130554985
got you bitch, now youre mine

>>130550411

we arent taking any dont worry

we were suing EU before EU started suing CZ / Poland / Hungary so we have the same lawsuit but in reverse actually.

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-europe-migrants-slovakia-idUSKBN0TL11K20151202

The decision should be made this year.

Not sure why they arent targeting us as much as poland / hungary, we only took like 80 assyrian christians, they are doing great most of them speak Slovak at a very good level already and are almost assimilated.

>>130547791
there were many reasons why shit was flung both ways, the hyphen was one of them (somebody find out that Cezchoslovakia is marginalizing slovakia, and it should becalled Czecho -Slovakia).
The political climate at that time was pretty heated. In the end, the politicians decided to split the country and people didnt protest that much, because they were psyched up at that time to dislike each other.
Nobody today would seriously support unification. There is no real benefit since we are both in the EU

>>130555341
The EU already owns you because you adopted the euro.

>>130553023
the key is looking at the screen while typing

>>130556517
this

>>130555341
Some Czech or Slovak guy started writing about some 1800 immigrants your government supposedly agreed to relocate? I saw this in 2 or 3 threads, but when I asked about his sources he didn't give me anything.

>>130558015
pretty sure that would be all over our media and LS NS would be in arms. I monitor that daily and no such thing is taking place for sure.

>>130547058
Only when we play hockey
Otherwise we just act tsundere for each other

>>130555341
actual christian syrians are ok

>>130558361
There is also another version of this misinformation (you ca see this ITT) that you will take not 1800 but 160k Muslims. Yesterday I wrote that it's impossible because all that basic number of all immigrants Germany/Italy/Greece wanted to relocate was 160000, but there was no reaction from that anon who started it and today it became a new meme, from what I see.

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>>130558901
Syrian Christians belong to various groups, oriental Christian sects are very distant. On the other hand pic related is a Polish politician, she is a daughter of some Protestant pastor from Syria and her fundation took 200 Syrian Christian families to Poland. They received apartments, some money etc., but - as far as I know - many of them went to Western Europe, so I think that even inviting Christians is a waste of time. There are still thousands of homeless Poles, after all.

>>130559516
yea the Czech ones I think like 90% of them ran away to Germany in the first month. The rest decided to go back to Syria later lol.