Brit/pol/- The Career politician edition

everyone who posts after me is a cunt

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PART AND PARCEL
POSTAGE AND PACKAGING
PRIDE AND PREJUDICE
PLUG AND PLAY
POLICIES AND PROCEDURES
PEN AND PAPER
PROBATION AND PAROLE
PITCH AND PUTT
PLAY AND PARTY
PLANS AND PROGRAMS
PUNCH AND PIE
PIGEONS AND PLANES
PATHOGENS AND PARASITES

Does the heat make anyone else really horny? God damn, Misha Collins do you want a blow job?

mad at all the shit

first for tripfag power

>>130545347
Which synth-pop band was this?

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>>130545347
>be French police
>foil terror attack
>have a peek at terrorist cock

https://twitter.com/David_vanH/status/876833976723398656

>>130545520
Neo-Thatcher and the muggles.

In case you're under any illusions as to the intelligence of the rest of /pol/

>>130535859

Had to switch over to NHK because the Finsbury attack and coverage of EU negotiations were depressing me.

First for filling your ass with Colemans mustard and farting it out onto your nans face

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Bit hot out innit?

>>130545589
I've heard that muslims get sexually excited by the prospect of death. He probably had a raging hard on in his last moments.

>>130545694

One eye on the vowels one eye on the consonants

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Post your race war uniform, brit/pol/

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>>130545347

M A G G I E

>>130545719
That ad is pretty nostalgic to be honest, reminds me of bad quality 90's advertising.

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>>130545871

>>130545589
you have to secure any and all weapons, IEDs, suicide vest or contraption, et cetera

you're a faggot and the guy doing it is a fucking badass

I'll let you into a tip lads

Just before you're about to die say

"Jesus, Allah, Buddha, God, Thor, Sungod forgive me"

That way you're covered in case any one of them was real.

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>>130545871

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>>130545890

footage of the stabbing at Oval station

https://twitter.com/vkknkhjh/status/876833504264409089

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/r/ing that meme of the fridges asking if the fire rises. I know one of you lads has it. Cheers.

>>130545719

strewth m8 stop being such a bloody sheila it's fucking 80C over here in the middle of winter and i'm sat here wrapped in a duvet

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>>130545890

I COULDN'T HAVE TRIED ANYMORE

>>130545347

>career politician
>autist who can't speak in public and obviously not a natural leader

this is why the etonian-oxbridge-politican path should be abolsihed. We don't need priveleged autists leading us.

>>130546055
That's old footage of the attack outside Paddington.

>>130545589
>Hon hon hon, anazza day anazza terrorist, eh, pierre?
>hon hon, silly muslims who iz ze man who would obey a god who demanded their foreskin at birth?
>hon hon, wait, what?
>hon hon, all Moozlims are shircumsized, pierre.
>hon hon, you're having a fucking laugh.
>hon hon, no, it's true.
>hon hon, you can't fool me.
>hon hon, have a look.
>hon hon, what?
>hon hon, go have a fucking look.
>hon hon, mazie i vill.
>hon hon, look at this, it's like a zittle cocktail zozage with no roll!

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>>130546046

>>130546055
Fake news.

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>>130545849

Never noticed she had a wogeye lad. Which one is it?

>>130545719
don't understand the fidget spinner meme and have no desire to find out about it desu

who /meme fatigue/ here

Any recommends for a street legal knife, in case I have to cut someone out of a tangled parachute for example.
Are combination edge blades stupid?

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>>130546131

>it's like a zittle cocktail zozage with no roll!

>>130545647
/pol/ ouside of Brit/pol/ is so fucking terrible. Trump ruined this place.

>>130546055
>https://twitter.com/vkknkhjh/status/876833504264409089
old video.
thats not even oval station you shit.

>>130546268
It's just a fad like yo-yos or pogs that social media has spread into a retardedly big deal.

Todays Muslim terror attempts that are getting little news coverage

>Attempted stabbing outside army reserves
https://www.expressandstar.com/news/crime/2017/06/19/man-arrested-with-knives-near-army-reserve-base-in-kidderminster/

>Attempted attack on officer in london
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3833475/paddington-station-man-tries-to-attack-police-officer-with-gate/

>Car "deliberately hits" Paris police van
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-40332532

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Darren Osborne

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>>130545871

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SUSPECTS NAME IS DARREN OSBORNE

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>>130545871

>>130546382
i recognise that finger

>>130546382
Don't Scorn the Osborne

>>130546382

>mail
>hero imam

What the fuck am I reading?

>>130546382
What the fuck? Guess the finger isn't just for Muslims.

>>130546382
Darren the absolute madman

>That Jihadi finger point

>>130546382
And to think YKTD thought we would never find out his name.

>>130546382

#Notallnatives

>>130546382
I like you dailymailposter, you're fast.

Was there a stabbing?

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>Eat lunch with wife
>come back to check news before getting back to work
>Major stabbing in UK

It never ends

>>130545479

after me..

>Ayyyyyyy

>>130546705
Conflicting, in the age of fake news I can't tell what's real or not anymore.

>>130546547

>implying the mail isn't jew owned propaganda

>>130546705
i stabbed your nans arse with me penis lad

#banter

>>130546768
What is this "American wife" meme? You have no wife, be silent you liar.

>>130546705
>London

Of course there's been a stabbing

>>130546789
I can honestly tell you that for all I know there have been literally no terrorist attacks whatsoever in the history of time.
Everything comes from the media or other people.

>>130546268
I have to assume it's only a thing among your 420 blaze it faggots since at my off licence they sell them on the counter right next to the blunt wraps.

>>130546768
How are we going to top this one lads? Apache helicopter missile attacks? Terminator robot wars?

how do i get a job as a crisis actor?

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>>130546382

>he's doing the monotheist derka derka point

>>130546879
Theresa May just wants to ban me from watching porn, crusty old bitch! Fuck off Theresa (My Vagina is full of fungus because of diabetes) May! FUCK OFF!

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Post YFW Robot Wars gets cancelled because "it encourages motor releated violence", lads.

>>130546949
apply for the jobs that look like scams

it filters out smart people, then u have to sign a NDA before they even tell you what you're doing

His kids will need protecting. The police won't do it

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>>130546427

They spelt Goldsdstein wrong, bless em.

>>130546284
I bought a knife on amazon. It was called Promithi or something, about 15 pounds but really good quality and 100% legal. Carry it with me every day

>>130547061
https://youtu.be/CdIudFwz8fs

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too fuckign hot desu

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>>130546225

Sometimes they look normal, but sometimes one eye wonders off and does it's own thing

What I will NEVER understand is people's willingness to jump to the defence of Muslims without a moment's hesitation.

Do lefties seriously not even bother reading the scriptures?

Whether they are planning a suicide attack or not, every devout Muslim believes in a religion which incites hatred against non-believes in plain lettering. "Moderate" or not, they want to Britain to be a Caliphate, they would rather non-believers didn't exist and wouldn't bat an eyelid if half the native British population were wiped out tomorrow.

And these are the people we DEFEND?

Fucking sweating just lying down.

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>>130546382
>The man arrested on suspicion of carrying out the Finsbury Park terror attack is 47-year-old Darren Osborne from Cardiff

tidy

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>>130547137
What did you just say about me, you stupid baka? I’ll have you know I am the best of the Brit/pol/ Karenposters, that I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Alice threads, and that I have over 300 confirmed Karen images. I am trained in cute warfare and I’m the top desu in the entire Japanglosphere. You are nothing to me but just another senpai. I will cute you the dess out with kawaii the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my sugoi words. You think you can get away with saying that about me over the Internet? Think again, baka. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Karenposters across 3D and your school is being traced right now so you better prepare for the transfer, senpai. The transfer student that karen watashi desu your rude life. Your heart will stop. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kawaii in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my voice. Not only am I extensively trained in being cute, but I have access to the entire cast of Kiniro Mosaic and I will use it to its full extent to send you back to not-cute-ville. If only you could have known what totemo kawaii reaction images your little "kuru" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, baka. I will desu~ all over you and you will drown in it. desu.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60mLvBWOMb4

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Is Darren Osborne an ISIS member?

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WALES IS A NATION OF PEACE

#NotAllWelshmen

>>130547203
does anyone else get worried they might have a wonky eye and nobody tells you

Did the white van man even kill somebody? Guardian coverage is confusing, they say that they can't be certain that the man who died did so as a result of the van.

>>130547270
Thank you based Daffydil.

>>130545502

>kek <---
>kek
>kek

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>now the mail uses the term islamaphobes

can't make this shit up

>>130547344

kek, that's some next level paranoia

>>130546856
Anon, if you wash, keep your chin up, know a few good jokes, and go to church you will find a wife, even in the UK. That is where I met my wife.

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>>130546576

>>130547258

Yep.

>>130547169
Thanks, will look into it. Seems to have good reviews.

>>130545520

Milkman and the Wheatfield

>>130547169
uhhhh you sure mate? pretty sure it's not 100% legal

You're a good lad, Darren Osbourne, but your score leaves a great deal to be desired.

>>130547344
As someone who had a wonky eye, people will tell you.

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>>130545347

>>130547428
Piers Morgan's been cucked by mudskins.

BASED DARREN
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>>130547428
fuck piers desu, thought he was becoming a bit woke but no

>>130547428
>adriana

Just found a little chick with feathers in my garden lads what am I supposed to do? I put it back in the bust up high because it's really thick and apparently you are meant to leave it when its that big because it's learning to fly.

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>>130546382

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>>130546225

>>130547428
Islamaphobia is a phobia of peace

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>>130547460
Oh sweetie.

>>130547358
He was having a heart attack before the van hit him I think. About 90 percent of people who suffer heart attacks outside of hospital die anyway.
http://cpr.heart.org/AHAECC/CPRAndECC/AboutCPRFirstAid/CPRFactsAndStats/UCM_475748_CPR-Facts-and-Stats.jsp

>>130547540
It is, blade is less than 3 inches and it does not lock. That's all that's required to be legal.

>>130546225

She does and its fucking bad, but she is 9/10 otherwise so it doesnt bother me.

>>130547428
Pier Morgan is so tedious.

Anyone watching the Davis/Barnier press conference?

>>130546382
>Doing the isis finger point
kek

>>130547318
this is too much of a coincidence

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>>130547493

Teehee

>>130547788
link on amazon

>>130547676
Give it to your cat

>>130547676
https://twitter.com/dodo/status/876620323969409024

>>130547428
You can be afraid of being blown up and your children being raped by muslims without wanting someone to drive a fucking van into them.

Literally nothing sets back your cause more than things like this attack.

Here is his address

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@51.5297611,-3.1551326,3a,34.1y,211.74h,85.96t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1scTu6-fAMXn6aSODhGtagog!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

courtesy of /britfeel/

>>130547788

If you use it in a fight/altercation you would still probably be charged with carrying an offensive weapon etc.

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>>130546920
LNG tanker-ship exploding.

>>130546354
>Read the replies
>"ACTUALLY THAT WAS FROM THE RELIGION OF PEACE CONVERSION IN PADDINGTON THIS MORNING! WHAT ABSOLUTELY FAKE NEWS I BET THE RACISTS ARE LOVING IT!"

If these people don't see the rope and I've kept myself alive this long I'll be sorely disappointed.

>>130547943

Thanks, the chick looked like the one that went running off maybe a little bit fatter.

>>130547940

No I'm not a cunt.

Don't forget how oppressed all muslims are and how islamophobic the media is! The media is always first to blame Islam and point out untrue ISIS relations (despite ISIS always claiming the attacks and the media always waiting to say that a terrorist is a muzzie)

https://www.instagram.com/p/BVg0H-aFX4x/

>>130547987
why would you post this?

>>130547580
>had a wonky eye

How did you fix it lad, did the doctor just hit you on the side of the head like a faulty tv set?

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>>130547428
here's katie

>>130547704
she is not aging well - shame

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>>130547428

Piers Morgan will be gone from TV by the end of the year. I wouldn't worry about him.

>>130547788
If you injure someone with it, it will be classed as premeditated. A knife can't be owned for self defence.

>>130545510
Breathing makes me really horny ....

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>>130545347

>>130547987
What a fucking poorfag

>>130547493

did anybody ever send him the cuck copypasta i really cant remember.

>>130548227
Are you really a southern sexy cowboy? We can have sum fuk.

>>130547989
Yeah but in self defense you should be good.

>>130548157
>that van
https://youtu.be/NfRXqW35C74

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>>130548157

>>130548218
That's retarded. Literally only chem/bio weapons can be considered offensive.

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frankie smoking here?

>>130547169
There's a reason knives are legal up to 3 inches mate it's because the minimum effective length of a combat knife is 5 inches. Unless you're a fucking warrior monk and can hamstring people with a kerambit you need a big blade to incapacitate your assailant.

>>130547987
https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@51.5297694,-3.1551638,3a,20.8y,202.79h,80t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1syXN26VULpqdgAbE6DyS24Q!2e0!7i13312!8i6656
Is that him do you reckon?

>>130547943

That was such a nice distraction from the current shit-storm in this country - thanks Anon.

>>130548283
No, if it's in your pocket and you go into your pocket to pull the knife then that is premeditation. If it's for example on a table and it's the first thing you can grab then that is self defense.

>>130545502
Best Brit bants blitz.

>>130547986

Aye lad.

>>130548113
funny vid desu

Can we PLEASE try and find YTKD's address quickly and share it on Twitter that it's the suspect's address

>>130547986

What cause? No political party is anti-muslim.

>>130548347
The figure of physical fitness.
We only stopped einning world cups when they stopped them smoking and drinking before the matches.

>>130548415
ola, e'ai?

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What the fuck is there problem?

>10 Similarities Between Tommy Robinson and Anjem Choudary
https://twitter.com/GuidoFawkes/status/876818545283399680

>>130548396
Well then, this country's even more cucked than I thought. Still, rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6.

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>>130547987
Oh shit, he's from Cardiff
>mfw Muslims march on my city

>>130548472
There was an address circulating a while ago, and apparently some anon went to it, but I am pretty sure it is bullshit.

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>>130548378
feels bad man

>>130548571
*their

>>130548153
It is generally caused by the muscles in your eyes being different strengths, there's a pretty simple surgery to adjust them to be equal.
A lot of people don't get referred for it because often it's just aesthetic, but lazy eyes can (as it did with me) cause you to subconsciously tilt your head to make them even, then that can do shit in the long run.

Don't know why it says I'm in the US.

>>130548297

Doesn't look like he's actually flooring it. Quite halfhearted terrorism tbqh chumfriends.

>>130548571
They are shamelessly using this attack as ammunition against the right.

>>130548600
go help defend his family you cuck

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Osborne did nothing wrong.

Give him a medal.

>>130546382
>needing Welshmen to take the capital back

Sad!

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Why aren't you a Patriotic Socialist?

>>130548584
Yeah, the effect of the law is to hope you survive the attack and trust the assailant gets properly punished.

>>130545635

Aye lad - it is indeed in extremely bad taste to celebrate another's injury or demise. Even worse to perpetrate it whether it be by radical Muslims or white Brits.

>>130548571
Probably taken some flak for being too anti-Muslim and are trying to make sure they look unbiased

>>130548331
It's our stupid legal system.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/pensioner-must-pay-burglar-pounds-4000-1388986.html

>>130548853
https://archive.is/k2O2M

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>>130548773
Why aren't you a Nationalist Socialist?

>>130548560
just thought it was abit mad thats all, couldn't imagine lampard being a smoker

>We only stopped einning world cups when they stopped them smoking and drinking before the matches.

true

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>>130547203
>>130547704
>>130547798

Oh hell aye. Now I see it. Maybe she normally wears glasses?

>>130548773
Orwell was pretty based when it came to gun rights.
>That rifle on the wall of the labourer's cottage or working class flat is the symbol of democracy. It is our job to see that it stays there.

>Davis: The EU 4 freedoms are indivisible. We need to bring back control of our laws and our borders, so we will be leaving the single market

>>130548807
like if someone broke into your house and you killed him, pretty sure you would still go to prison

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>>130548763
The capital was lost in the 1500's

not interested thanks

captcha -

>>130548888
Code for fascism

>>130548584
Just don't get caught lad

>>130548888
>>130548887
Checked. And the time's fucked up

>>130548929
britain combined crusading with bashing the continentals in one day

all stand and say: god save the queen

Can't fucking wait til we get DD as PM

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>>130548959
Oh my God! Really? I had no idea!

>>130545347
Is that Tim "nice but dim" farron?

>>130548888
because that shit is fucking stupid

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Lads, why is this song so fucking good? New Labour had some good tunes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwWfE4DAyao

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>>130548888
Holy shit pal double heil

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>>130548959
Hallelujah

>>130548763

Wales might end up being the next target

>>130549056
I'm no Tory, but it would certainly make sense. Then just get rid of the position of Brexit minister and they can deal with him directly.

what the fuck is up with all these police cars in NW london? i've heard at least 30 go by so far

>>130548283

Depends on circumstance but could be considered premeditated.

You'd honestly be better having a can of coke in your hand and if somebody attempts to attack you, hit em with the rim on the bridge of the nose as hard as you can and fucking leg it.

>>130548942
No it depends, this debate goes on for fucking ages. It keeps cropping up every other week on here or /k/.

If you're defending your life you won't, if you're not you will.

ex - if he has a knife pointed at you and you go get a knife and stab him you're ok

ex - if he breaks in and doesn't have a knife but you stab him anyway you will

Simple as that

>>130548749
Henry VII would be proud.

>>130548942
Actually that one it depends on the circumstances, the idea of your home being your castle is still enshrined in the law. However again if you go towards a weapon that shifts the onus to you.

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>>130548275
No. Just wish that I was :(

What happened to the whole narrative of:

"We may never know the attackers motivation"

Everyone is calling for a full investigation into his motives today to get to the bottom of far right extremism.

This motivates the Anti-fa

>>130549166
but who is to say he had or didnt have a knife if you killed him and said he had a knife anyway... theres no way to prove he had one

>>130548959
Are you the type of goon that called his dad a fucking fascist

>>130549147
Katie Hopkins posted a naughty tweet

>>130549171
Who is going to play our Dazza in the film of his life? Mark Rylance?

>>130548773
i am

>>130545502
Pinky and Perky

>>130546382
were any of the victims of the manchester attack called osborne or from the cardiff area?

>>130548602
It was bullshit, the fake address claimed he lived in Swansea when in fact he lives in Monmouthshire.

>>130549162

Street-style and seriously underrated.

>>130545347
>>>130548415
>ola, e'ai?

Aqui tudo de boa, como vai o calor por aí?

BRITANIA REINA AS ONDAS

>>130548673

That's pretty intersting anon, have always kinda wondered if a wonky eye alters your perception and if people have to adjust to counter it, I should'nt poke fun really it not like you could help it.

>Don't know why it says I'm in the US

A Bong Anon had the same problem the other day, he had been using a VPN, restarting his router fixed it

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Yes, shame on SIS

>Fire crew videoing their approach to Grenfell Tower

www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoKdsMm8YDg

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>>130549216
>mosque attacked preaches ultra religious conservatism which would otherwise be called far right
>antifa will retaliate because of this

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>Just caught a guy having a wank in his garden
>Didn't even stop when he realised I saw him

State of Britain

>>130549331
I thought he lived in Newport, is it in Monmouthshire?

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>>130549365

That was me kek

>>130549166
The precedent set by this case ( http://www.independent.co.uk/news/pensioner-must-pay-burglar-pounds-4000-1388986.html) is that if you deliberately arm yourself for the purpose of self defence then you are at fault.

>>130549407
How many 9/11 memes have been made of this?

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>>130545871

>>130549162
Yeah, knife would always be a very last ditch type of thing. I don't think I'll ever even use it in a malicious sense anyway.

>>130549327

dunno, but it is being called a revenge attack.

>>130549449
No, just outside.

>>130549200

Just look at that scrotal bulge, he must have a full load there

>>130549096
Yes it is.

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Give this racist bitch some abuse.

>>130549293
>Who is going to play our Dazza in the film of his life? Mark Rylance?
He would be a fine choice. Aneirin Hughes if it a cheaper production.

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>>130549413
>excuse me sir why perchance are you peeping on me bashing my bishop?

Why were you in the position to catch him anon?

>>130549270
Well that's the idea, I'm not saying anything you can figure out what to do yourself.

Four simple ideas, gloves, shop, buy something with them on, keep it safer ready.

I know two farmers in my county that got burgled both shot the intruder, one shot him in the back and got sentences the other shot him in the front when the suspect was armed and got away with it.

>>130549495

Toppest of keks lad

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>>130545871
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>>130549300
Yeah I don't know why lefties quote him all the time
>1984 was a communist shithole. The ruling party were Ingsoc, English socialism, that had destroyed British culture.
>Animal Farm was criticising of socialism

>>130549407
How the FUCK did that fire spread so fast?

Let's assume 999 was dialled within five minutes of the fire starting, and the fire crew took no more than 10 minutes to get to this point, within 15 minutes the whole building is ablaze? No fire doors?

>>130548889
everyone enjoys a cheeky tab after a few beers. even moreso on holiday

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poles are the most powerful race in the world - fact.

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makes you think

Could it be that the scotnonce carried out attack?

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>>130549605
Those fuckers

>>130549520
>http://www.independent.co.uk/news/pensioner-must-pay-burglar-pounds-4000-1388986.html
exactly you're better off if you do kill him just to say he ran at you with a knife rather than just go down either way

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>>130548602

his house

Lads is this link correct? If I'm reading it correctly it's saying there's close to 2,000 stabbings in London each month.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-37412508

>>130549605
POO

>>130549520
>Mark Revill
Is this the same guy?http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/keira-knightley-stalker-who-changed-9303542

>>130549520
Yes, that's the other thing i should have mentioned.

You cant have a weapon ready, so you cant have a bat ready by the door. But if you keep a knife in your *utility* draw that happens to be in reach then fine.

You can't lay in wait but you can go equip yourself if you believe them to be armed.

>>130549449
http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/30956256/#30957370

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Davis_(British_politician)

Eddie, I share your pessimism completely, and I'd just like to ask you what you plan to do about all of this? Are you just going to sit there drinking and watch it all collapse, or will you flee? Or maybe you have something else in mind. I'd be interested to know.

Anyone else who would also like to answer your input is most welcome as well.

>>130549605
wtf nobody says "crackers" in the uk unless it is with reference to a thing which you put cheese on, or a thing which contains a hat and a shitty toy at christmas time

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Glad she's sorted her insulin out now.

>>130549735
>Stop and search is stopped because it's racist
>Knife crime goes up
Really gets my neurons nervous!

>>130549759
I don't think I have ever eaten another brand of cracker.

>>130549723
swerve them biffs lad

>>130548348

Except this is absolute bullshit, as a bjj practitioner would fucking end you in about 30 seconds with a stanley knife.

A three inch knife can be deadly, its just not going to be great for random stabbing, neck, eyes head and groin are still massively vulnerable to slicing though.

3 inch could cause fatal injury to the chest as knives can and do penetrate deeper than the actual blade length, the handle can go into the hole as the tip/blade is the sharp bit.

>>130549520

I once came across a former enforcer - work related. He had to watch his back until he left his life-style, and said that he regularly used to keep a saucepan of boiling water on the hob in case of retribution at home. Reason being that it is something you would ordinarily have, so it would be more difficult for the prosecution to prove that there was pre-meditation involved if it had to be used.

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>>130549724
Keeping their country safe.
Will take over the UK once the race war is over.
Sucking the wealth out of the EU.

Yeah I guess.

>>130549776

Give that fence a lick of white paint, would've been a nice little house.

Why would a 48 year old with a woman throw his life away like this? Very strange.

>>130549904
Wrong link https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Davies_(Welsh_politician)

>>130549936
Stop and search is pretty intrusive, tbvqh. And knives shouldn't be banned because a few chimps stab each other up.

Just refuse to treat gang related knife crime on the NHS, self solving problem.

>>130548584
>Well then, this country's even more cucked than I thought. Still, rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6.

I agree with that totally, just saying dont lul yourself into a false sense of security over the legal ramificationss of using a legal to carry knife in a fight.

Anyone watching ITV london news now?

Tel Mama Mia is on there crying about right wing networks.

lol....

>>130549810

No, per year.

May's speech literally went straight to censoring the internet to stop Islamophobic extremism.

She's going to make /pol/ illegal.

Y'all fucked up.

>>130549605

Just ignore her m8 she'll be dead soon she's the one who said she'll kill herself if the Tories win and gave some bullshit reasons why, she's also covered in self harm scars.

>>130549651

It was a weird one - felt very uncomfortable being a yank on Brit/pol/

>>130549855
Yeah, that's fine. A tool for another purpose may be used to defend life, a big difference between us and the yanks us that we can't use lethal force to defend property. The most maddening factor of this is these translate to the rules of engagement in war zones.

Imagine this scenario.

>You're a British medic attached to a USMC patrol
>the USMC spot a rag head tampering with a unattended US vehicle
>you all engage the enemy at once under the orders of the USMC NCO
>the Americans get a medal
>you get jail.

>>130550151
Who?

>>130550107
How do you intend to know if it is gang related before the guy bleeds out?

>>130549904
Haha, I was watching that youtube link, and thinking "fucking hell, he's aged badly in 10 years"

>>130550107
Stop and search culled knife crime though, they chimped out about it because blacks love stabbing other blacks over post codes and they use racism card to get it stopped.

I don't really care, let them stab each other, just keep whites out of it. They are too precious to be killed over some nogs turf war.

>>130549975
>bjj practitioner makes you a knife wielding expert
you fucking mong

>>130549810
Yes that's right.
It is mostly "urban youths" however.

>>130550210
You know that website that deals with hate crimes against Muslims that was raided by /b/ a few years back?

>>130550062
>inb4 cannabis

>>130550174
>Y'all
Turn the VPN off Deshawn O'Rodriquez

>>130549932
question:do they do it consciously or are they really so brainwashed?

>>130550049
Why do people constantly compare me to YKTD? We're quite different.

>>130550108
Ultimately do what you will but cunt's sake keep your mouth shut when the state questions you. They literally expect you to confess.

>>130550174
I said this last night. Hopefully they'll struggle to pass any meaningful legislation with their tiny majority.

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>>130545347
Last interview with Rev. Ian Paisley, founder of DUP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXhwQ1nhl-s#t=36m19s

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>>130549936
My point is that there are literally 10 attacks a day. This is completely routine crime, it does not deserve to be any sort of national news story.

Same thing with the car attack. Completely routine, happens thousands of times a year. The media is using these stories for clickbait journalism, they are completely irrelevent.

When people warn about "terrorism", they're talking about things such as nuclear bombs, biological or chemical weapons, huge organized networks of murderers smuggling weapons and constructing IED's......etc

>>130549631
Its a free country mate, I don't need to explain my actions

>>130550328
Deshawn is correct though, Theresa won't dare shut down Mosques that preach Wahhabism but is more than happy to go after the internet.

Fuck them.

>>130550107
>Just refuse to treat gang related knife crime on the NHS
What if I get knifed by someone

>>130550381
B... BUT MUH DUP
B BUT MUH GAS THE GAYS

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>>130549719
British code for Skyscraper external thermal insulation is BR 135. It allows some types of cladding that is not allowed in the US or Germany due to how the standard works.

In layman terms, under BR 135 the entire cladding does not have to be fireproof, just the outside. The internal foam does not have to meet full fire code. (in the US and Germany it does.) so once the fire burned though the outer cladding, or entered it by improper install, the fire was able to bypass fire safety by burning the core right up to the roof.

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>>130549216
>Anti-fa

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>>130550404
Muslim VS Anglo stories are too profitable to not report as they always rile people up

>>130550381
There's plenty of Labour wankers who will go along with it, goodbye 4chan.

>>130550363
True - you're slightly less obsessive, have a much more distinctive brand but entirely lack a sense of humour.

Also anyone here not sure about carrying knives, I'm a trained mechanic and i carry a knife in my toolkit in my car. A big one like kitchen knife size.

I've been stopped before when they thought we were football hooligans going to a game.

They found my knife and I simply explained i was a mechanic and they put it back in my toolbag.

On foot is a different story, but all I'm saying is if you want to arm yourself don't be scared not to. A traffic cop isn't going to know if you're a mechanic or a professional shitposter.

You just got to make it look convincing.

(i never used that knife for auto related work btw, i use a craft knife, it was there for obvious reasons....)

>>130550496
I thought fire regulations came from EU directives?

>>130550223
If it's a 19 year old black in London it can be assumed.
I'm not saying don't treat them, I mean charge them.
>>130550257
Blacks truly are a pestilence, luckily they keep their own numbers down. Blacks in America have always been at 13% despite a much higher borth rate due to simply killing each other. Malthus would be proud.

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>Talking about Brexit on LBC.
Comfy lads.

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>>130550404
At least twice a week on ITV London news we hear about some nogs stabbing nogs.

No one cares, there was one case a few years ago of some black kid that was tied to a chair and brutally tortured with a machete, his mother comes home and they chase her through the house, she had to lock herself in the room with her tortured dead son. It was mistaken identity lol, he wasn't involved in anything they wanted.

And another case of mistaken identity, a guy shot with an uzi whilst he slept in his bed, a nog.

This city is just shit, fuck it.

>>130545719
>bunch of short teenage girls
>spinners
oh my..

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>>130547800
he plays both sides on purpose

>>130550626
>Blacks truly are a pestilence, luckily they keep their own numbers down. Blacks in America have always been at 13% despite a much higher borth rate due to simply killing each other. Malthus would be proud.
Agreed my friend.

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>>130550751
fuck off cuck

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>>130550606
>lack a sense of humour
But there is only one joke worth telling...

>>130550821
bit rude

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>>130550885
Exactly. You're not funny.

>>130550621
This European standardization applies to hundreds of fire protection-related subjects such as extinguishing agents, smoke/flame detectors, sprinkler systems, fire-resistance characteristics of materials, testing procedures, and more. This European situation is similar to that of the U.S., although a number of these countries have retained many specific national laws and regulations. In these countries, the standards and codes apply to the entire nation, such as the British Standards (BS), the German Deutsches Intitut für Normung (DIN), and the Spanish AENOR.

http://www.fireengineering.com/articles/2008/02/international-fire-safety-legislation-an-overview.html

(better to link then try to find and quote a manual that you would not have access to.)

>>130549407

This is why the internet is a great thing, because of the transparency.

Clearly that wasnt normal, the firefighters were obviously baffled.

Nothing but respect to those mad bastards, i wouldnt have gone anywhere fucking near that shit for the wages they get.

>>130549975
Hahahaha alright pal

I'm talking about stabbing someone in the neck/head for an instakill

>>130549719
>No fire doors?

It probably did have fire doors, which is why the advice seemed to be stay in situ, a small fire generally doesnt spread outside a modern high rise building with firedoors for 30 mins or so, providing they are closed.

I'm guessing the plan was an internal fire would be limited by the firedoors, but something about this fire is unusual. I'm wondering if it was due to the cladding or if it was initially a metal fire etc..

If one of the occupants was messing with chemicals and a reactive metal caught fire ie magnesium/sodium/lithium etc it could have starting burning at 2000degrees etc, at that point water is turned into hydrogen and oxygen and fuels the fire.

Make you wonder if somebody was messing with thermite or something and it got out of hand and they tried to throw it out the window and the cladding went up.