Why do you want to be American so hard?

I didn't but they just keep dragging me back in.

>>130529050
America is not that great

>>130529050
Who wants to be Armerican ?

>>130529050
I already AM American.

feels good, man.

>>130529050
Hell NO!
Not even setting foot in that degenerate shit hole, even though I do got burgers in my family living over there and here.

>>130529050
Pros: almost no gun control, big houses cheap oil
Cons: no public healthcare, expensive education, fat.
Mehh I'm ok here

>>130533100
>Expensive education
At least our graduates get employed desu Spainbro

>>130533267
Ours too, in Germany

>>130529050
Tbh America isn't that amazing, Americans think it's way better than it really is compared to many countries.

>>130532838
>>130532372
Haha you cant own guns you fucking serfs

lol

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Glad I'm not

Actually wanted to live in the US once, but with the mexican invasion, the mountain of debt and the white guilt narrative I'm not so sure anymore. The entire west has gone to shit.

>>130529050
We don't, just like you. Only difference is we haven't gone teaching English to Japan just yet.

>>130533436
Just took out my Henry .357 yesterday. Feels good man.

>>130533544

Christ, what a bunch of mongoloids.

fuck off we're full

>>130533435
"compared to many" what a vapid phrase

Can you finish your thought asshole? Tell me which utopias you wish you were born into.

>>130533100
>expensive education

go to a trade school you lazy fuck
>no public healthcare
are you really that dumb? Why do you think we have so many niggers here?

>>130529050
Freedom. But from what i see the American dream is dead so i just want tolive in Alaska away from the civilisation while also being able to have a decent life with guns, snowmobiles and videogames (also I love cold weather).

>>130533544
Disgusting. I don't consider any of these to be human, let alone countrymen.

>>130533998
Is all compared to ours lad
>expensive education
a degree here is 2-2'5 k $ year
>public healthcare
Yes we pay all that with taxes, I know the niggers and some elders have but the average american is fucked if he has to go to the doctor and have no insurance, sometimes even with that

>>130533899
Stop being such an asshole, I never said or implied that I wanted to be born into other countries or that any country was a utopia, but at the very least there are countries which at the most America is not much better than or overall slightly worse than in many measures.
Norway, Germany, Denmark, Japan, and Australia all come to mind as places that are at least close to being as nice as America or better overall.

So I can own the Jewish guns I miss so much

>>130529050
I want to not be crushed by the insane cost of living over here. Also I want a gun. Also I want seasons. Also I want a gf.

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>>130529050

>you'll never grow up in a small town in the US
>you'll never celebrate thanksgiving
>you'll never got a stereotypical American high school
>you'll never have a ranch
>you'll never have a local girl sing country songs for you
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exJoRBSyWTU
>you'll never marry that local girl
>you'll never get old on that same ranch while you watch all your grandchildren grow up...

why even live??

>>130533544
https://youtu.be/C3hQPQaoyYM
I Hate being a mutt so much

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>>130533742
/britpol/ is basically the white version of those clowns

>>130529106

fpbp

>>130536120
That photo was taken in Americuck...

>>130529050
>implying

>>130529050

cuz baseball looks fun

>>130529050
Right-wing conservatives are surrendering their American citizenship in droves to become Trump's Kremlin worshipers.

The only patriots left in America are the liberals.

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Mostly because I want to experience the zenith of consumerism on which the USA runs.
I want to find love by copying reel life hollywood romcoms into my real life, and when it all falls apart I want end up getting chased by the police on a state highway and then die in a shootout as a symbol of plebeian defiance against all encompassing all assimilating corporate machinery that is the Jewsa.

>>130529050
I don't

>>130539494
Blah blah blah something something nuclear codes

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Why the fuck would anybody want to be an American? Reminder, 60% white.