You are at a crowded place in Western Europe and see this

>>130514271
Tweet against Islamophobia.

>>130514271
I'm behind the wheel with a bottle of whiskey in one hand, my dick in the other and a windshield full of mosque.

>>130514271
truck on a highway?
i guess i overtake it

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>>130514271
#truckisapeacefulreligion

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>>130514271
Shove an Amerifat in front of the truck of peace who will function as an excellent rode block.

>>130514271
Cant find a picture of a fucking truck without a watermark?

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>>130514271
Id just stand their.
I'm not a racist.

>>130514271
Fuck off the highway.

>throw a mosque in front of it.

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>>130514271
Why don't brits just jump off the bridge and land in the water? How shallow could that water possibly be?

>>130514271

Wonder how I ended up inside and run back to my nazi man cave.

>>130514271
go back inside, let the people who voted for it deal with it

>>130514271
#notalltrucks
Stand in front of it because i am not a racist bigot

>>130514271
How the fuck did I end up here!?

>>130514271
I'm not going to Western Europe, it's full of gypies to pick pocket you, the streets are full of homeless camps, the locals hate you, you might get killed by terroists, or arrested by the police for hate speech,

>>130514271
Wake up and realize i'm in the european part of europe.

Post relevant topic in /pol/

>>130514271
jump, might as well jump JUMP!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EqWN4fT79s

>>130514271
Apologize to muslims. After all truck attacks are part and parcel of living in a big city.

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>>130514271
THIS

KEK

>>130514836
kek

>>130514582
kek

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>>130514271
Isn't is obvious? I would virtue signal on Twitter.

#NotAllMuslims
#Pray4Islam
#PeaceReligion
#StopIslamophobia

>>130514271
Push someone out of the way of the truck to save them and then wait to get run over and reincarnate to another world.

>>130514271
whoa, china completed their new silk road

>>130514271
hey , look, I sold to him this high mileage garba.... fooorrrrrr.....r...r.....


.............

on this note , do you guys think its possible that this could all just be a plot
to move us to driverless autonomous vehicles
like in logan?

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"finally, freedom from this nightmare"

>>130514955
The water is so filthy you'll probably die of a disease before you can swim back to the shore.

>>130514582
Laughing Out Loud for real.

>>130514271
>oh, here comes the delivery man with my parcel

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>>130514271
>start a hashtag
>light up public buildings
>filter my profile pictures on social media
>attend candlelit vigils
>tweet #notallmuslims
>wait for the next attack to happen

>>130514271
Throw as many liberal white women under it as possilbe. Since they threw us white men under the bus it seems fair.

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>>130514271
>*unsheathes katana*
>*teleports behind truck*
hehe.. nothing personal kid...

>>130514271
Shout "Allahu Akbaaaaar"
>Win (at least people think you'll go out as a winner instead of a loser)

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>>130521104
Shouldn't you say something about the trucks being bigger back home?

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>>130514582
>everything
Thanks anon that was a good laugh.

Side note: what does /pol/ think about (((Google))) captchas? Many have already expressed that captchas are just feeding their proto AI...which I agree to. The captchas are becoming more complex. I have a little tangent related to that general subject. I'd say the majority of captchas I get are street signs, vehicles, store fronts, apartment buildings, and bridges. My offshoot theory (sry if this isn't new I don't see everything) is that this thing we're feeding is going to be linked to (((Boston Dynamics))) Big Dog, Cheetah, and Atlas robots, and other fun autonomous weapons in development...
>street signs for navigation
>vehicles for destroying transportation
>store fronts for destroying human fuel
>apartment buildings for finding human nests
>bridges for destroying escape routes

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>>130514271
Is there a DLC for euro truck simulator yet?????? I want to play again

>>130521463
>hehe.. nothing personnel mate...*

>>130514271
comment to my wife that the marketing geniuses behind this poster forgot to ask the designer to swap the staging version with a production version

>>130514271
>be european
>wake up in the morning
>get hit by truck
>get out of bed
>get hit by truck
>go for your morning piss
>get hit by truck
>go outside to get mail
>get hit by truck
>walking inside from getting mail
>get hit by truck
>open front door
>get hit by truck
>be getting hit by truck
>get hit by another truck

>>130522003

It's for their self-driving car you retarded burger

>>130520003
Get the poos out your country and that won't be an issue.
>>130521366
Why not just take away their rights and put them into re-education/breeding camps for a generation then free them but never give them agency again? They may be liberal and women, but they're still white and this worth saving.

Teleport into a cabin, slice the driver with my katana, then phaseshift out of the country before they try to jail me for Islamophobia

Uhh are you implying that the truck is being driven a terrorist just because it's speeding towards us!? That's so ignora-

>>130514271
timestamp on /pol/

>you are in a crowded place in western europe

I guess I'd reflect on all the poor life choices that led me there.

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>>130514271
turn 360 degrees and deus vult

>>130514271
Find solitude in the fact that I'm an evil whitey and thus deserve death

I wouldn't do anything.
You know most trucks don't actually kill people, just like most Muslims don't kill people.
If I do happen to get killed it's just the price we have to pay for not being racist.

It's kind of like how Americans say they would fight and die for their freedom. We are kind of doing the same but for tolerance. But instead of fighting we offer sacrifices. Kind of like how people used to get sacrificed to dragons or gods but instead of a good harvest we get less racist.

>>130514530

fpbp

>>130514271
You are still way more likely to die under a lorry basicly anywhere else outside western Europe.

>>130514726

>Island of fidget spinner

>>130514582
Choice. Rare. Kek.

>>130514271
Stop the driver, check if he has obeyed his regulated resting time, and control his AdBlue™ system(emissions gotta be kept low you know), and roll him onto the weight to check for irregularities in load. Tire thread must also be controlled

>>130514271
Remember that it's part and parcel of living in a western democracy.

>>130514271
they're gonna ban trucks aren't they
then we'll have shortages in all our produce and die of starvation

Fap cuz a great chance for cultural enrichment

>>130523728
No that would be just silly we need trucks to transport things.

What we need is common sense speed limits. Why does a truck need to be able to faster than a child can walk? we should have a flat 3mph speed limit maybe 5mph on motorways.
And why not put a limiter on all engines so no one can break the speed limit?
Also shut down the internet so no one can complain.

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>>130514582
Got me all teary eyed.

>>130524549
i'm voting for this nigger next election can we also finally make spoons less curved they're dangerous for peoples eyes

>>130514271
Autobots! Roll out!

>>130514271
>BEEP BEEP HERE COMES RAJEET

An Allah snackbar at Paddington. And no happening thread???

>>130514271
"NOT ALL MU--" *SPLAT BRAAAAAAAAAAP*

>>130524829
your ID color & flag match wonderfully

>>130514271
I hope Eurotruck Simulator 2 goes on sale this week on Steam. I want a piece of the action.

Throw the very fat man in front of the truck to save the other 5 people.

be glad I'm in America and an American

>>130514582
Drinking and masturbating are degen af. Not funny.

>>130514271
Realize that the chances of dying in western Europe by terrorist attack is 0.0004% meaning I have a higher chance of being killed by my own furniture

>>130514271
Turn 360 degrees and walk away.