/yeg/- Yellowstone Eruption General

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>>130480111
>Be American
>get yellowstone'd

Yellowstone-Chan will cleanse the planet.

>>130480111
too bad it couldn't have blown up wa state and jew york

If Yellowstone erupts, cuckifornia won't get the worst of it. SHIT!

I was pretty sure that particular volcano was gonna erupt long after all of this generation is dead so why are you worrying so much about it

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>>130480329

Yellowstone is never going to fucking erupt you shitstain

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>>130480111
Check'd
See you in September Senpai

>>130480938
This
Soon in geological terms could still mean 5,000 years from now

>>130480111
>zone gets bigger every time psyop fags post it

Just make it cover the entire Earth already god damn.

>>130480898
Oh but they will.
No more water...

>>130481333
What did Kek mean by this?

>>130480111
It looks like a smiling velociraptor

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>>130481333
seriously. what kind of conditioning are they trying here, this aint glp.

>>130480111

Everyone will die from lack of sun anyway.

Who cares?

Outside the zone feels good man

>>130481519
probably some type of impending doom feeling
added psychological pressure.

Holy shit guys
Did anyone else feel that

Will I be able to grow plants? Should I start growing poppies to become a drug lord and have natural pain killers? I life in central FL. Or should I just hop on a boat and head south?

blow up blow up blow up blow up blow up

>>130481810
Of course you will have you never played morrowind?

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>>130481745
>>130481519

Probably has something to do with this.

>>130480111

YELLOWSTONE WILL BLOW AND IT WILL LITERALLY BE NOTHING...

The ash will fall, and you will wipe it off your cars and roof. You will place a tarp over your lawn so once the dust settles you can remove it and have clean dirt to grow food. The ash can be used as fertilizer and your garden yield will explode.

The DOT will put on the snowplows and keep the roads clear. The water treatment plant will change out filters more often, the facilities guys will change out air filters more often. life will go on. The stocks of filter companies will explode.

A new hobby of going out into the ash field and recovering precious metals barfed up from the earth will explode.

Areas of the county that have not produced the bulk of our food will explode into a new era of agribusiness, dormant family farms will explode into new life.

Heavy equipment use and production will explode, literally jobs everywhere.

IT WILL BE AWESOME!!!!!

BLOW YOUR LOAD AND EXPLODE MR. SUPER VOLCANO!!!!!!

Would need something seriously fucking huge to set off Yellowstone.
It aint gonna happen.

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>>130480111
>trips of truth

Giant earth pimple spews pus over America

>>130480386
Indeed.

Worship her. Only the faithful shall survive her fiery embrace.

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>>130481333
It's called a super volcano, it's coming this August before the eclipse and will turn the sun to sackcloth. Are you ready Desu?

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>>130480578
What the fuck you sayin?

>>130480111

So what's the blue area? Does it mean I'm fucked? I live in the blue area. How fucked am I?

>>130482294
Bout time someone made Yellowstone-chan.

CAPTCHA: ONLY DIAMONDS

>>130480111
Can't at least take Cali out with you? Useless volcano.

>>130482364
Totally 1,000% fucked.

>>130480111
wisconsinfag here, i have guns and food, should i start a right wing death squad when this shit goes down where i am or go somewhere else and then do it?

>>130480111
Nothing's going to happen

>>130481359
That's just southern california faggot

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>>130480111

> It's the semi-annual "OH GOD YELLOWSTONE IS ABOUT TO BLOW" threads that happen every time they get anything above a 4.0
> No discussion of Cascadia
> No discussion of Rainer activity
> No discussion of Long Valley bulge growth
> No discussion of Sheldon CSA non-fault quakestorms

Not saying it isn't worth keeping an eye on, since whenever it does go, it'll start like this. But a 4.0 quake is not very big. It's less noticable than a semi truck driving by your house. And Yellowstone has been getting quakes, even storms, since it was known to science.

More attention should be payed to land deformation (the lake draining at one end and flooding another, uplift, etc) and changes in geothermal activity.

Any Yellowstone eruption in the next 100,000 years will suck, so yea it will blow alright

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>>130480111
Meme the caldera to blow.
Kek wills it.

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>>130482314

>>130483135

> Yellowstone triggers a Verneshot
> This actually happens

>>130483048
There is no possible way you guys can meme a super volcano to errupt ... no way.

When it happens it's gonna take out a large chunk of white people in this country. Which means a race war will happen a lot sooner than expected. Nonwhites will have no sympathy and will seize the opportunity to take much more control.

>>130480111
CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE MAKE YELLOWSTONE-CHAN??

Motherfucker I'm in the blast radius

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BUILT THE WALL
BUILT THE WALL

I dont want burgerniggers running to mexico desu honest pham.

Senor Cheeto pls built the wall.

>>130481934
Sauce?

>>130481934
"Brazil, Argentina and Australia sign contracts [...] to house displaced U.S. populace"
Why is my country an eager lapdog for the eternal yank?
When the time comes you mongrels all better go to Brazil where you belong.

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>>130483135
Contributing to Hot Ass Zone.

>>130483573

Well, given that we offered South Africa 185 Billion dollars for just 5 years of relief, I assume Australia got a hell of a lot more given their superior services.

Don't forget, you also get the entire US military and service economy (all digital corporations, engineering firms, etc) to re-incorporate in Australia, which makes you the largest economy in the world overnight.

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>>130483317
>They said we couldn't meme Trump to office
>Meme magic is real tho
>BLOW YOUR LOAD AND EXPLODE MR. SUPER VOLCANO!!!!!!

>>130483573
We have a fuckton of fertile lands and space to allocate all the people. I don't see a problem with this.

>>130483317
Just because you can't rationalize it doesn't mean it's not real.

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Boom

All you idiots itt realize when and if it erupts we're all dead and it won't be a cleansing event it will be an extinction event. Literally will block out the sun for thousands of years. All life will die.

>>130480111
you keeping saying 'world'

America will die, China will step up, the world will continue, our kids will learn about what happened in history classes.

where is the evidence of ground rising and a increase of geysers output

>>130482294
I LOVE YOU YELLOWSTONE-CHAN

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>>130484476

>>130481170
good thing i moved to colorado when they legalized weed
fuck

>>130484476
You can make fun of us snow monkeys all you want, but ill be shooting you when you try and come up here for some ice cream and snow cones

>>130484558

> China
> History class

It's illegal to use the past to inform your decisions in the present in China

They'll claim they destroyed us through disciprine

>>130484476

I too remember how all life in the world died 400,000 years ago, 900,000 years ago, and 1.4 million years ago

> Number of extinctions linked to Yellowstone eruptions: 0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v46plhmxXU4

>>130484886
They're not going to be dictating our curriculum's anymore than the US does now, they'll just step up as the new big dick in the world.

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>>130480111
Guys, if yellowstone erupts will that trigger the San Andreas fault line?

>>130482294
GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE-CHAN

Not gonna happen

>>130481519
So the plan is we hack time? I'm down

>>130485299
pretty much expect the end of the earth within a very short amount of time if Yellowstone goes

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>>130483573
When we come over you better replace every single bar and centrelink with a burger place

>>130480111
It won't effect us down here in gods country, oh yeah no seppo reffo's, we're full.

>>130480111
I live is Australia. All i can say is get rekt USA

>>130485819
Already paid for in anon too late
>>130481934

>>130480111
Have the fish left the lakes?

>>130480111

>near future

Proofs?

There is no evidence of this happening anytime soon. We could be as short as hundreds to maybe even thousands of years out.

Addressing your thread though there is nothing that can be done and it will lead to the near extinction of the human race. We live on agriculture and that is impossible in such a catastrophe.

It won't just be "anarchy". It will be a return to hunter gatherer societies and tribal groups. Us? We probably won't exist since we're pussies posting on social media. It'll be most of Africa and Aussies and their Abbo tribes that will repopulate the world.

I, for one, welcome our pure shitposting future descendants. They're just going to be really dumb.

>>130480111
Can we meme this to be the whiteman's fault?

>>130480111
>housing prices will skyrocket as refugees flow in
I bet the jews did this.

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>>130480111
>super volcano erupts
>planet cools
>See!? climate change happened! you didn't listen!

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>>130485513
I don't think this timeline has the technology

>>130480111
>Yellowstone Eruption
So long, America.

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>>130482294
neat

>>130485507
Yes it will.

>>130482294
I LOVE YOU YELLOWSTONE - CHAN!

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I'm going camping in Yellowstone in late August, hmmm I'll keep you all posted I guess.

>>130483756
Whats his name?

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>>130480111
Considering the middle of the nation around Yellowstone is mostly empty I dont know if the US would be weakened as much as you think.

>>130485299

No.

The SA fault line is different. It runs north and south. Whereas, the Yellowstone area sits on top of the catacomb brewing beneath also known as a subduction zone, which I believe is caused by the Pacific plate being driven under the North Atlantic plate. That same action will also cause a massive earthquake in the Seattle area one day.

Story time.

I work in a bar at a hotel in Dublin, I have been following these thrads the past few days because I love doomposting.

Anyway. A nice American couple were having a drink at the bar after dinner, we engaged in light conversation but the giy was distant and preoccupied with his phone. He took a brief call then excused himself to his room to return it, he seemed shook af. I was glib and said "holidays" thinking he is working real white man hours but she said its weird he is usually not under pressure, he is a geologist.

Good luck lads.

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>>130483317

Trips means happening during the august eclipse

>>130485939
That's ridiculous, we could probably take a few hundred white people from a mid western state, if they were actual Christians.

>>130486952
Can i come over to based Ireland if we get too many negroes?

>>130480111
I'm sure this will happen any day now. I have been hearing about it since middle school, after all.
Any time now. Just like the rising sea levels flooding coastal cities. Or the massive earthquake in California. Or polar bears going extinct. Or ice cpas dissapearing. Or tropical storms growing in magnitude and frequency.
Yes, these catastrophes have a fantastic track record of happening once predicted. Any day now.

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>>130487003
Vulkan

>>130486952

Most "geologists" are from environmental consulting firms and do paperwork for EPA approval permits, work for oil companies and help identify good areas for exploratory drilling and develop maps to guide well placement

A USGS/NPS geologist would not make enough to vacation in Dublin, especially not in the middle of fieldwork season

>>130487103
How will you tell?

Nigga im'a gonna repost my thing from an earlier thread

Can't you just bomb your way down to the magma to release the pressure, instead of having all of Yelowstone explode in your fucking face like a glock?

>>130485947
The parks elusive zebra can't be found either

>>130482294

I LOVE YOU YELLOWSTONE-CHAN

>>130487324
Kek

Brace your anus Australia, youll get your fair share too

>>130486293

Well you did use a trap meme, so it is clear what side you're on...

>>130484476
>believing mainstream science
Scare tactics = bigger grants. Period. Will it kill thousands, maybe even millions of people? Yes. Will it be hard for the rest of the world? For a short time, sure. Will it be the end of mankind? Fuck no, nigger.

>>130484999
Spoopy

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>>130486900

Yellowstone as of yet is not known to be related to Cascadia. It very well could be though, given the arc of activity it overlaps (see pic). But it's moving the wrong way (inland from the Snake River plain) compared to the subduction zone (which has been accreting land onto the western margin of the US and moving its system westward as it fills in its old trench. The Cascade volcanoes are directly linked to the subduction zone, the Yellowstone hotspot is an independent weakness in the earths crust that happens to be located under the North American plate.

>>130487362

Think of it like an oil well under immense pressure. You can poke a hole in it, but then it'll start releasing in an explosive jet, eating away at the edges of the hole and widening it until it's full-out erupting. Unless you could rig up a system to contain the pressure and release only small amounts of it in a controlled way, you'd simply be triggering the eruption, not relieving the pressure.

>>130487362
Are you talking about edging Mr Super Volcano?

East coast don't care.

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>>130480111
Fuuuuuuuuuckkkkk stop I live in the instant kill zone!

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>>130480111
Why the fuck can't we just drill a bunch of holes to release the pressure and use it to generate geothermal power?

win win.

>>130488109
TFW you realize all your food is grown in the blast and heavy ash range. Hey i wonder what all those welfare minorities in those east coast cities will do when they dont get their free food? Eh, youll be fine though you probably live in a gun free zone anyway.

>>130487792

so it would just pop like a baloon? still thou, poping it sooner rather than later would be better yes? since there is less pressure?

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Simple answer.

Guns, Beer, Pot.

>>130488550
>>130481170

To any Mexi-bros here

C-can I got to mexico if this happens? I leave in tenesse so it would be closest secure place

>>130488109

you will when you die slowly in the nuclear winter afterwards

>tfw you live in the blast zone and will die quickly

feelsgoodman.jpeg

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>>130488290
I hope you are not serious

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>>130480111
>anytime I ask about this I get mckenna'd and shit posts about wavelengths/i-ching

do you autist actually have proof this will happen?

Yellowstone and the imminent erasement of the US would probably the best that could happen to this planet. No world foof program anymore, so a great share of the nignogs in Africa would also starve. And then Germany and Russia form the Axis of Evil nuke the fkin commies in China and will dominate this planet afterwards.

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>>130488628
>tfw I am fluent in spanish

We could build an air filteration system to clear out the ash.

>>130484999
So it erupts every 500,000 years?

That means we have roughly another 100,000 years

>>130480111
Let this shit happen and get everything over with I don't give a shit anymore.

>>130489007
https://www.infowarsstore.com/alexapure-breeze.html

>>130488777
It's pasta

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>>130482294
Someone needs to make a compilation of all the chans we discovered over the last few years.
Christ-chan, Winter-chan, Safety-chan, now Yellowstone-chan...

WAIT
>war
>conquest
>death
>famine
>the four horsemen = the four chans

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>>130488601
What kind of shit are they gonna pull at the guidestones that day? We have any anons brave enough to check?

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>>130482294
I LOVE YOU YELLOWSTONE - CHAN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=It7107ELQvY

>>130480111
Something REALLY BIG is going to happen soon.

>>130480111
>As of this Friday morning, the University of Utah seismologists weren’t seeing anything volcanic in nature.

this shit is normal kys

>>130489565
How could you forget ebolachan?

>>130482901
Northern California's water supply will be tainted by inches of ash. It will be completely undrinkable and will take additional time to process into a usable form for the masses.
This is most assuredly going to end California. As all available water will be used for living humans only. No produce at all, let alone what little ecosystem they have will go back to desert within less than a 5 year timespan.

South California will have no water period, there won't be enough processed water to take care of the western and mid-north east states.

It's a big fucking deal.

>>130489570
At this point we need 4 /pol/ battalions.
1. St Louis
2. Bowling Green
3. Georgia Guidestones
4. Yellowstone

>>130482294
GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE - CHAN

>>130487182
damn dude

>>130480111
>In the near future

yeah, maybe in fucking 100000 years
i hope it erupt today tho

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>>130487182
try harder next time

>near future

I don't think you understand the geologic time scale, near future means millions of years

>>130482505
Imma wisconsinfag too!

>>130481170
August 21rd
THE PROPHECY

>>130482294
GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE-CHAN.
I LOVE YOU YELLOWSTONE-CHAN

I'm in Oklahoma, will the relieve the summer heat?

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>>130481170
saw this in western oregon

>>130487062
We're all coming to your house and yard

>>130482294
n-no

sorry, not going to meme magic a disaster that will only hurt people in my own home. we're supposed to meme disaster *everywhere else* so that the world eventually just becomes one big America. Dipshits.

>>130483573
This >>130483841
It's not really like you're taking third world shit bags.

>>130482294
GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE - CHAN
I LOVE YOU YELLOWSTONE - CHAN

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>>130483317
You poor, naive fool.

>>130482294
GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE-CHAN!

get that ash cloud away from the east coast specially Maryland, that shit won't come anywhere near us. Have fun dying while everything is usual business here

>>130480111
Clip

>>130481934
I'm staying here. I want to experience the Ashlands.

>>130489681
How so my burger cousin?

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I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING.

ONE OF THE TOWNS THAT'S IN THE ECLIPSE BORDERS IS ATCHISON KANSAS. THIS TOWN IS FAMOUS AS ONE OF THE MOST HAUNTED TOWNS IN THE COUNTRY!!

NOT A FUCKING DRILL!! THE DEAD WILL RISE FROM THEIR GRAVES!!! PREPARE FOR A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!

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>>130480111
Theres a hadith in Islam which says that one of the big signs before the day of judgment is that a big smoke will cover the earth

>>>/wsg/1744030
>>130483317
>>130483951
>>130491321

one more time and I give up. kek

>>130486602
I was there last year. Had a good time hiking and deffo want to go back.

On a related note, the hydrogeologist park ranger did a night presentation at Norris and he said its basically a crapshoot as to when it's gonna blow again. However, based on o serrations the power of the eruptions have gotten weaker each subsequent time.

Have fun, and try not to want the murder all the obnoxious Chinese tourists. I actually saw this chick take a picture if a hot spring then lousy hooked a loose into it afterwards.

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Rip north america

>>130480111
Think this is the reason FEMA was buying up all those plastic coffins?

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>>130480111

Its not going to happen in our lifetime.

There's no fucking way Yellowstone is going to erupt any time soon, i can prove it:

Tripgit its HABBENING :DDDDDD in the next few months, if not anon is a huge dick eating faggot who likes gay dragon p0rnz.

>>130493465
try again

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>>130480111

Here is the correct version'

>>130480111
There is literally nothing unusual going on at yellowstone. What source are you all of you retards reading? Has Alex Jones been spewing this bullshit?

>>130482908
> No discussion of Sheldon CSA non-fault quakestorms
Where the fuck is that? Can I get a basic gestalt?

>>130480111
>living in wy
>3 hours from yellowstone

Just vaporize me senpai

>>130485659
What is a bar?

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So. Who's gonna take in the 100 gorillion white American refugees fleeing the devastated Heartland?

>>130494161
Australia will get the whites, Brazil the niggers argentine the spics.

>>130493691
well i'm in the third zone. maybe this will be good for the property i'm developing - fertilizer and all.

>>130494161

Mexico, now spics gonna see the karma in action'

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>>130483135
>hot ass zone

>>130480578
Yea, most of the states to be blown up are 70% to 90% white.

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>>130493691
Not correct at all. Magma coverage would be far greater considering there's literally a whole ocean of it underneath

>>130494161
>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2623684/Conspiracy-theories-claim-US-government-working-secret-evacuation-plan-case-Yellowstone-megavolcano-erupts.html
australia, brazil, agentina, south africa

>>130494161
Dennis Rodman will convince Kim to let us bunk up in North Korea. Probably why he's there right now

>>130494289
You'd better get ready to loosen up your gun laws with all the new conservatives on the way. I think most of the Spics will just go back to Mexico and most of the east coast nigs would be unaffected.
>>130494331
This.
>>130494447
>South Africa
Fuck no. I'd rather live in the Ashlands like a fucking Dunmer than live in Nigger Apocalypse: The Country.

>>130492412
Now you know why they put fences up around grave sites.

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>>130481810
We "into the badlands" nao

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>>130494417

So the evacuated zone should be total destruction too?

>>130494831
I'll let you into my opiate enclave, senpai.

>>130493983
a drinky-loo

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two tremors in yellow stone just like 30 minutes ago

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>>130493542

Rerolling, no numbers senpai, check it.

soon.

>>130493788
Happeningfags gonna happeningfags
>>130494447
>greentexting a url

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(then the new world order comes) (after the cataclysmic event, obama is the antichrist)

>>130494289
australia is the texas of the world, so adding more texas and texas like states will only make it even stronger

>>130495143
It's nothing, small fucking nothings. I've seen you nerds cry yourselves to sleep over Yellowstone for 10 years now and guess what shit ain't gonna happen

>>130490991
GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE-CHAN

>>130495264
Jesus fuck I hate phoneposting

>>130483317
PRAISE KEK and BLOW VOLCANO

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>>130495444

>>130495444
Oh sheet

Yellowstone isn't going to explode. If quads, I'm wrong.

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>>130494875
Yes. This isn't rocket science

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then you have the rapture and the nuclear event

who knows maybe yellow stone will go but its going to be a after effect

bible says it moves the whole earth and even causes tidal waves on the east coast

america will fall in 1 hour

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>>130495763
>bible says

>>130494875
Even way past the evacuation zone

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(you also have obama being revealed as the antichrist)

<proof

(coming to give all those who didnt believe in christ the mark of the beast))

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>>130496016

So USA dissapears, Canada and Mexico goes full Morrowind?

>>130482014
:') i like ur positivity guy

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god coming

you got to get on the ark like noah

(just as the days of noah so shall it be )

>>130482294
Yellowstone sounds like a biblical euphemism for an Asian man's testicles

>>130493691
tfw youre in new england and none of your family is west coast or midwest garbage
>shout out ny
>shout out NJ
>shout out maine

>>130482014
The USA is going to become morrowind, you already have dunmer and redguards everywhere smoking skooma in public and the police will often kill you for no reason so you're halfway there

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>>130496580

>>130496377
I actually have no idea what i'm talking about. I just remember hearing the lava underneath is ocean sized. Wouldn't it make sense that the magma coverage would be a complete shit storm?

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>>130496987

this?

>>130480111
hahha fuck you i live in southern Texas i'm safe

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you cant survive the end times its impossible everyone is going to die its in the bible

fema camps are all set up even if you dodge all the catastrophes somehow

1 Thessalonians 5:3
For when they shall say, Peace and safety; then sudden destruction cometh upon them, as travail upon a woman with child; and they shall not escape.

jesus actually made it very clear to NOT BE A PREPPER... dont try and protect your life... or youre going to lose it. if you think youre going to live through all this you got something else coming

Luke 17:32
Remember Lot's wife. Whosoever shall seek to save his life shall lose it; and whosoever shall lose his life shall preserve it.
I tell you, in that night there shall be two men in one bed; the one shall be taken, and the other shall be left.Two women shall be grinding together; the one shall be taken, and the other left. Two men shall be in the field; the one shall be taken, and the other left.

You have to get translated its the only way out

>>130497895
lel
Good message.
all the fanatic won't prepare and the gene pool of humanity will improve.

Anyone else excited/ready?

Goodbye gay earth, hello to not having to pay bills or go to a 9-5 or getting arrested for punching some douchebag in the face

>>130480329
I welcome it. The day of the grill can't come soon enough.

>>130498435
Hope the fed fags don't put us in those camps first

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https://days.to/until/21-august

62 DAYS LEFT

>>130497895
Jesus made it clear not to be a prepper FOR THE RAPTURE, since you can't prepare for it.

He didn't say "Be a stupid retard and forget that natural catastrophes actually do happen."

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>>130495444
please stop. This is very dangerous

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>>130498984
Excelleeeeeent

>>130482294
yellowstone-chan
pls blow

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>>130498984
https://days.to/23-september/2017

true date fuck your eclipse

jesus said the sun will be darkened BEFORE THE GREAT AND TERRIBLE DAY OF THE LORD

>BEFORE

thats because the true happening is about a month later

>>130499009
i already proved obama is the antichrist

and its 50 years since the 6 days war (one jubilee)

and 70 (one generation) since israel was declared

theres no "natural catastrophe" coming except the HAPPENING. HAPP-ENING.

>>130480111
I'm going innawoods way up north. Got enough shit to last me a month.

>new englandfag

>>130493866

Near California/Oregon/Nevada border. There was a nearly 5 year long quake storm, reaching into the mid 5.0s, all in a about a 10 mile square. Would stop completely for several weeks, then come back again just as strong. It vaguely interacted with larger quakes on the Cascadia (noticably more activity following a 6.9 in northern California coast) but otherwise seemed to be its own thing.

>>130494825
That's so bums don't desecrate the graves you mong

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>>130499212

When the eclipse occurs and yellowstone erupts. my sides gonna erupt too seeing how you get btfod so hard.

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>>130497305
>ocean sized

Why are people certain we're fucked? Humanity survived just fine when Krakatoa exploded and caused a small nuclear winter. This shit happens sometimes, and we have more capability to last through it then back then.

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>geological activity and yellowstone mentioned in the same article
>internet pisses its pants for the next 3 weeks
Every. Fucking. Year we go through this.

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>>130499570
you dont even know whats even going on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xn_l2yS6H2o

learn something for once

you dont just budge in and say ACTUALLY AUGUST 21

when this date is based around everything ever
theres hundreds of movies with sept 23 in it

you dont just get to make stuff up

>>130497305
>Fill the grand canyon 11 times
and that's just the new chamber they found
http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2015/04/24/402032765/scientists-discover-massive-new-magma-chamber-under-yellowstone

>>130499766

https://archive.is/NwLRs

>>130495295
Game looks good desu but I hope they hold true to the story line of a pre-Altair lineage.

I can deal with my favorite game series getting KANG'd so long as Ubisoft doesn't start peddling to groids through incompetent game play reeeee

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Rough estimate of the death tolls?

Rolling groups of survivors killing, looting, and raping will be the true survivors. Anyone want to group up? I've got a truck, 2 shotguns, and tons of ammo

>>130496122
mark of the beast redpills pls

>>130499883
According to some studies, about 90,000. Which really is a drop in the water at the end of the day. A tragedy, but not the end of the world.

>>130494289
go fuck yourself m8

>>130499883
You gun need more than just 2 shottys.

A part of me hopes the yellowstone supervolcano does actually explode, like tomorrow. It was 113 degrees today, and if that thing went off it would cause a temporary nuclear winter. It would be nice to have 70 degree weather in July.

Fucking pussies I grew up in china we have ash falling every day from the cars

wear gas mask or bandana and get over your selfs

>>130499883
>group up
Do you not already have a few friends for happening?

I'm going way up to canada no problem.

tfw you barely live outside the immediate kill zone so you get to choke to death on a fuckton of ash instead :v(

>>130480111

everytime someone posts one of those maps it's completely different

how about a legit source?

>>130500145
kek nice digits

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>>130483317
>>130495444

CHECKED

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>>130499715

August 21, your September doesn't have happenings under a eclipse, now kys.

>>130482014
Now this I like

>>130500158
I'm a Nurse so all my friends are chicks. Good at stitching up wounds but not good for staving off attacks or building shelter. I'd get wrecked

>>130500178
>tfw you live on the very edge of the least affected zone so you're not in any danger but you're inconvenienced enough to feel the need to bitch about it

>>130500382

> that pic

PLEASE TREAD ON ME MOMMY

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>>130500382
its not my september its THE SEPTEMBER

this is the epitome of the theory dude going all the way back to 1966 THE HAPPENINGS 2.3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqczaF0KT3Q


the eclipse is a warning sign before the great day i dont think anything will happen just being honest. theres no huge overwhelming evidence like sept 23

Joel 2:31
The sun shall be turned into darkness, and the moon into blood, before the great and the terrible day of the LORD come.

>>130480111
https://www.intellihub.com/report-brazil-argentina-australia-sign-contracts-worth-hundreds-billions-dollars-house-u-s-populace-yellowstone-supervolcano-erupts/

I for one refuse to go to Australia for any reason.

I will go to the whitest country on Earth, Argentina. Why else would Hitler retire there after completing his mission to destroy Germany?

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>>130495444
Witnessed

>>130482524
>Nothing's going to happen
Literally /pol/

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>>130483317
They said that about the election and look at what happened.

Trust in Kek and let society fall to pieces

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>>130500505
>I'm a nurse

>>130480111
Why couldn't Yellowstone be in California?

I COMMAND THE VULCAN TO PERFORM A FABULOUS EXPLOSION

YAAAS SLAAAAAY QUEEEEN

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>>130480111

>>130496886
Thanks for the laugh. This is awesome. Under8ed post.

>>130496886

>half dunmer

the outlanders will die as they deserve to

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>mfw all the /pol/ hopefulls and shitposters will be the first to die in an apocalyptic scenario
keep acting tough, I'll see you in the Ash Wastes and I will deliver Kek upon thee

>>130492167
you n'wah

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>>130500553

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>>130489681
Yellowstone had a 4.5 earthquake 2 days ago, i live like 100 miles from Jellystone and no one here cares.

http://temblor.net/earthquake-insights/m4-4-earthquake-highlights-in-progress-seismic-swarm-in-yellowstone-national-park-4348/

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>>130500623
Need i friendly remind you that the original version of see you in september by the tempos is 2 minutes and 3 seconds long.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRGLjzFHa40

>>130480329
It was foretold. It's why the native Americans knew their time was already limited.

>>130486952
Story time.

I work in a bar at a hotel in Yellowstone, I have been following these thrads the past few days because I love doomposting.

Anyway. A nice European couple were having a drink at the bar after dinner, we engaged in light conversation but the giy was distant and preoccupied with his phone. He took a brief call then excused himself to his room to return it, he seemed shook af. I was glib and said "mustardayonaise" thinking he is working real white man hours but she said its weird he is usually not under pressure, he is a geologist.

Good luck dudes.

>>130501386
who is this goddess?

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>>130501512

>he is usually not under pressure, he is a geologist

haha but the yellowstone magma chamber sure is

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>>130501386

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>>130501395
Wait a minute
>45-102
>4+5=9
>9+102=111
>60230
>6+0+2+3+0=11
>4+5+1+0+2+6+0+2+3+0=23

Also, what is that above the I?

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>>130501543

Shandi

just had a fucking quake in southern Denver
Mom is swiping up broken plates as I write this
w-we going to be alright, are we?

Are there gas masks (or whatever they're called) good enough that allow living in an ash covered world? I'd like to prep now.

BLOWOUT SOON fellow autists !

>>130501707
Also
>4*5=20
>1+0+2=3
>20+3=23

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>>130502004
i actually like this september song lel

actually listening to it on repeat right now

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>>130495444
plz stop

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BLOW YOUR LOAD MR.VOLCANO
i live in Louisiana, so i should be relatively fine.

>>130501880

masks wont mater, hell the eruption itself wont mater , the only true thing that maters is the decades long Volcanic Winter that will come after the Eruption , people today with may the exception of a few russians Canadians and Eskimos arent prepared for an ice age, modern society around the world will fall

How likely is this to happen?
>NWO wants to kill everyone in the world but themselves
>they already have comfy bunker systems set up where they can live forever in their communist societies
>they control the US army
>they issue an evacuation order in the region so there are no witnesses
>they blow up a couple of nukes at the most critical spots
>trigger Yelli to blow up
>kill everyone on the planet who isn't in their bunkers

>>130502484
>masks wont mater
Isn't inhaling volcanic dust directly a thing that pretty much instantly kills you?

>>130502104
also spot a 23 in 60230
4+5+6+0+0+1+0+2=18
1+8=9

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>>130480111
this might be a retarded question, but (not economically) will australia be affected by this?

>>130502838
Australia is one of the nations that signed up to take in refugees.
American men are coming to fuck your women and genocide the Australian male.

>>130482364
Sall Good man. I live in the blue, too. Had a good run in God's country. Wouldn't have changed a damn thing.

>>130502988
Can't wait

>>130502988
kek our women might fuck the wildlife dont have that low standards to fuck an american

>>130502592

my point is you most likely will die anyway

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>>130502768

>>130493691
this is only the initial eruption. All that ash ejected into the stratosphere will blanket the earth for years. It will rain sulfuric acid and kill most plants in the dirt. Pretty much will be stuck to living indoors/underground until it clears up.

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>>130503365

Living underground? i like that

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>>130503708

>>130503218
i thought this was a canadian poster at first glance

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>>130502505

i wouldn't be surprised if that turns to be true, using also the eclipse as a distraction.

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>>130503832
>>130501645

go back to posting k-shit in /mu/ u fgt

>>130503994

I mean technically your posts belong in /b/ and /trash/

>>130503994
>>130504116
Reality is a joke.

>>130488904
Hell yeah. I get to move to Venezuela if this shit happens? Sign me up.

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>>130504116

The idea of ideologist flags too

>>130485966
Maybe cave paintings are merely the first shitposts in human history.

Look at Pompeii, that was one island, no way theres going to be 4-6 feet of ash a thousand miles away.

Has anyone ever been to yellowstone? The place sucks, the trees are burnt, it smells like ass, and the tourists are 90% Chinese.

Fuck that place, no way its as bad as people say, god fucking forbid we lose Idaho through North Dakota, Evacuate all 5 people that live there and move on.

>>130504195

elaborate, my fasting friend

>>130504620

It'll set off the West Coast faults and ruin the whole area

>>130483841
do we get to pick and choose which people and companies and three letter agency to import?

>>130483573
fuck off we're full

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>Your dad had a car and a house at age 20, and he never even saw the word "Hyperborean".

>>130504692
Ok so we lose Mormon infested Utah, and morthern Cali, Arizona will be fine its like 9 million feet in elevation.

Only real tragedy would be the pot fields in Colorado.

>>130493691
South Texas will be the only sane place to live. Feels good.

>>130504620
I don't think you understand how big the magma chamber is

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>>130481170
All that gravity pulling up on the magma. Just like an ocean tide but with something more dense and thusly more affected by tidal forces. If that shit is close enough to the surface we might be onto something here lads.