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Call of Duty: WWII

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Call of Duty: WWII is so historically inaccurate at this point that they might as well combine it with the plot of Birth of a Nation and make it about a Klansman who saves Jewish girls from being raped by lynching black Nazis.

>Anne Frank is 9 months pregnant writing her diary about how she fears for her child being born into a world ruled by Nazis
>Negroid SS soldier bursts into her attic
>"muh dik, Jewish bitches, sheeeeiiiittt"
>"No please! I'm pregnant. Don't hurt my baby."
>"That baby gonna come out carmel colored by the time I'm through with yah."
>"Nooooo!!!"
>music from the Mad Max Fury Road trailer begins playing in the background
>"Da fuck?"
>50 men clad in white hoods carrying torches ride over the nearby hill on horseback
>"What's this cracka shit?"
>cries of "yee haw" become increasingly audible
>SS soldier's eyes widen
>"Oh fuck"
>"WE'RE COMING FOR YAH NIGGER!"
>SS soldier turns to run but the all-American Klansmen catch him with a lasso around his neck
>Anne watches in half-horror, half-amazement as the Klan drag the hapless SS soldier to a nearby tree and begin stringing him up
>once he's fully secured to the tree, the hooded men take turns whipping the SS trooper repeatedly
>they finally finish him off by taking a red hot Bowie knife to his farm parts
>"say goodnight to them nuts blackie"
>they strip and clip him and he bleeds out
>SS soldier's last words before the life force drains from his shitskinned body are "we wuz Nazis and sheeiiittt"
>Anne protectively holding her belly approaches them as the Klan as they finish their deadly work
>"Thank you kind sirs for saving me and my child."
>one of the Klansman takes his hood off
>it's Jared Taylor
>"No need for thanks ma'am. We always look out for our white women, be they Christian or Jewish."

Literally the script you could write for a CoD: WWII DLC, it's that fucking inaccurate.
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Its a vidya game. Who cares? You know the truth anyway
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>>130472933

>implying you wouldn't play it
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>>130472933
THIS, so fuck off you fat jew piece of shit
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AHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>130473168

t. pic related
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>>130473345
*
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>>130473345
3small4m3
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>>130472933
retarded kids who buy into the "everything in this game is 100% true and researched" shit
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>>130473691

Bingo


We can use it to our advantage by turning the Allies (i.e. the good guys in all CoD games) into brutal white supremacists.
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Oh
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>>130473691

At last, in the name of enrichment we can now murder brown people
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>>130474413

Yes
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Yes!!! The bbc will dominate the world! Bow down
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>>130472987
I'll stick to Dark Souls and Zelda. Other than that I try to have a life
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Oh yeah and I'll write a full length version of >>130472696 if you one of you can get Shadman to illustrate it
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>>130473479
i dont play shity Video games, i am not like u fat piece of shit
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>>130475016

t. neckbeard who plays Red Orchestra all day
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>>130472696

>Diary of Young Girl and CoD turned into Klan propaganda

I like it
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>>130475232
wtf is red orchestra GO BACK TO /V/ U FUCKING NERD
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>>130472696
MAYNE WE WUZ MUHFUGGIN FEMALE PARATROOPERS, JUMPIN OUT OF HELLA PLANES AND FLYIN IN ON DEY WHITE ASS GERMAN ASSES.
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>>130476065

>wtf is red orchestra

Fuck off reddit
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>>130476065

>he hasn't play PTSD Simulator 2013

lol faggot and you call yourself an Aryan warrior
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>>130476065
You fuckin' faggot, everyone here knows that Red Orchestra is a /pol/ approved video game.
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>>130476481

This

You can't much more fun than incinerating Japs as an All-American white man
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>>130473691
>black nazi
FUCKING HOW
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>>130476765

Out of control PC bullshit

I say we use it our advantage by unironically turning the Allies into the REEL RACISTS
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>>130472933
>>130473168
>>130475016
>>130476065
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>>130477018

This

It's time we take the subversion beyond memes and into the mainstream
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>>130476065
Its 2017 nerd is no longer an insult you mongrel
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>>130474702
Please do
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>>130477434
Nah. I've tried to raise this issue many times on /pol/ and nobody cares. That's why I don't see any point staying here. It's just circlejerk with no hope of actually affecting the world.
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yall gonna be fucked come august and im gonna laugh as all the white devils are burned in hell
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>>130476765
a woman at that. how many women soldiers are there in war time? zero. many nations will put up "women soldiers" etc but forbid them from being in combat roles.
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>>130477018
I get it, I just dont care enough to let that shit bother me anymore. I'd have killed myself already if I let all the gov subversion actually get to me
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>>130478376
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>>130472933
>it's just a game goyim
>(((we))) would never want to leave your children with a false impression of history
>go ahead and play
>it will be fun
>good goy
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>>130473691
WE
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>>130479240
WUZ
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>>130477926

I'll think about it. It's gonna take a while to draft though
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>>130479595

NAZIS
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>>130479595
NAZIS
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>>130472696

Jesus Christ, why?
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>>130476481

Red Orchestra is pretty much what a /pol/-/leftypol/ irl war would look like
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>>130481229
Your disgusting
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>>130482628

*You're
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The obvious solution to this is for everyone to become black female sturmtruppen. Make the whole game a repeat of Habbo Hotel's Afro debacle.
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>>130473691
We all new this day was coming, the black SS officer of diversity meme has been around for a long time now
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>>130476065
>Being on /pol/
>Not knowing about RO2
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>>130482939

Cast Beyonce as the voice of Himmler
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>>130473691
How the fuck can someone write about that in any kind of positive light? That's just fucking stupid
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>>130483517

You're the expert on Jewish control of world affairs, you tell me.
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>>130483210

Well they do dress in black...
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>>130473345
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>>130473345
>>130473479
>>130473691

So I'll get to kill blacks and women instead of Nazis?
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>>130484708

Yes. That's the whole point to this thread.
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Personally, I am going to kill the female soldiers and just spam crouch on the dead bodies. If I do this enough times, some female is going to cry about it. Maybe then the people who made this game will realize that mixing both genders into a war game is stupid and only instigates rapefests.
As for any black soldiers who are somehow in the German, Japanese, American etc, I am going to unload a full clip into their bodies and plant mines inside them.
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>#BLACKLIVESMATTER so make sure to kill them too!!!1!!!1
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>>130474581
>dark souls
My nigga
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>>130486570

redpill me on that game
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>>130473691

>German uniform
>not NAZI uniform

Now that's an XD
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